These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Fred Astaire (And Taco).
Fred Astaire (And Taco)
Fred Astaire (And Taco)'s, "Cheek To Cheek"
Hemorrhoids, I've got hemorrhoids
And my a** burns so that I just want to scream;
And it's Preparation H I need to seek
Because my derriere is hurting, cheek to cheek.
Heaven, I'm in Heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak;
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek.
Submitted by: oldtimer
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