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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Fred Astaire (And Taco).

Fred Astaire (And Taco)

Fred Astaire (And Taco)'s, "Cheek To Cheek"
Better Lyrics:
Hemorrhoids, I've got hemorrhoids
And my a** burns so that I just want to scream;
And it's Preparation H I need to seek
Because my derriere is hurting, cheek to cheek.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, I'm in Heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak;
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek.
Submitted by: oldtimer

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