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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Pat Benatar
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Pat Benatar.
Pat Benatar
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Better Lyrics:
Hippy wants to smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Submitted by: mikopath
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Better Lyrics:
Hanky for that gross snot
Use this hanky for that gross snot
Hanky for that gross snot
Your sleeve? No way!!!
Use this hanky for that gross snot
Hanky for that gross snot
Your sleeve? No way!!!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pat Benatar's, "Shadows Of The Night"
Better Lyrics:
I'm dreaming dreams of sodomy tonight
They'll come true in the end
They'll come true in the end
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
They'll come true in the end
Submitted by: Stacy Morrison
Pat Benatar's, "Shadows Of The Night"
Better Lyrics:
So glad that Alvin Bragg chose to indict
Liberals, join hands, we'll win the fight
Surrender now, you foolish maga mites
Let our sick nation mend
Liberals, join hands, we'll win the fight
Surrender now, you foolish maga mites
Let our sick nation mend
Original Lyrics:
We're runnng with the shadows of the night
Baby, take my hand, we'll be alright
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
Baby, take my hand, we'll be alright
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
Submitted by: eel deal
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