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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pat Benatar that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 131 misheard song lyrics for Pat Benatar on amIright currently.

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"All Fired Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got a loofah burnin' in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
And I got a new fire burnin' in my eyes
"All Fired Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Fido!
Original Lyrics:
All fired up.
"All Fired Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cheapest sluts are killed by snakes.
Original Lyrics:
The deepest cuts are healed by faith.
"All Fired Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The deepest cuts are in my face
Original Lyrics:
The deepest cuts are healed by faith.
"Fire And Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fahrenoss
Original Lyrics:
Fire and Ice
"Fire And Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreigner
Original Lyrics:
Fire and ice
"Fire And Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're giving me the finger tonight.
Original Lyrics:
So you're giving me the fever tonight.
"Fire And Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on like a flame with your tuna clam chowder
Original Lyrics:
You come on like a flame then you turn a cold shoulder
"Fire And Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on like a flame, then you take a cold shower.
Original Lyrics:
You come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder.
"Fire and Ice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign Ice
Original Lyrics:
Fire and ice
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drowning me in your promises,
get a net on sale
Original Lyrics:
Drowning me in your promises,
better left unsaid
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, Brubaker
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker, dream maker
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eclipse of a winter
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The effects of a winter
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The events of a weiner
And you know that you're forlorn to me.
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
And you know that you were born to be.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The events of a winner
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The invincible winter
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You will ride on a synth-er
To release my inner fantasy.
Original Lyrics:
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hamburger, cheeseburger.
Original Lyrics:
You're a heartbreaker, dream maker.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the right connoisseur
To release my inner fantasy.
Original Lyrics:
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the right kind of demon
To redeem my inner fantasy.
Original Lyrics:
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the right kind of singer to release my inter fantasy
Original Lyrics:
You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the right kind of swinger
To release my inner dependences.
Original Lyrics:
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the "epits" of a winner (short for epitome)
Original Lyrics:
The invincible winner
I guess I'm deaf
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Havin some children
Original Lyrics:
Hell is for children
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell is four (4) children
Original Lyrics:
Hell is for children
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help the children.
Original Lyrics:
Hell is for children
Children are not commodities. They must develop and grow free in happiness.
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help the children
Original Lyrics:
Hell is for children
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I put another notch in my love stick case
Original Lyrics:
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For breakin' little hearts like you wanted me
Original Lyrics:
For breakin' little hearts like the one in me
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like a wannabe
Original Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like you wanted me.
Original Lyrics:
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heather and the Pet Shop
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy with affection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavyweight affection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with a pork chop.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with a wet snot.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your dust mop
or
Hit me with a wet sock
or
Hit me with a wet sock
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with affection.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with confession.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with perfection
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with some pig s***.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your Bishop
Fly me away!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shark.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your dick snot
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your loin cloth.
or
Hit me with a tree sloth.
or
Hit me with your dish cloth.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pension
Fire away!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shop.
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet every day.
Original Lyrics:
I get right back on my feet again.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now his dinosaur is vain
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down it's all in vain
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Of breaking little hearts,
like you wanted me
Original Lyrics:
Of breaking little hearts,
like the one in me
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick me with the wet spot!
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on with a come on, you go by bear.
Original Lyrics:
You come on with a come-on, you don't fight fair.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a real tough cookie with a hysterectomy.
Original Lyrics:
You're a real tough cookie with a long history.
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your pet shark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with your benchmark
Original Lyrics:
Hit me with your best shot.
"Invincible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to our dire situation
Original Lyrics:
It's a do-or-die situation
"Invincible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bloody world remains a mystery
Original Lyrics:
This bloody road remains a mystery
"Invincible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We cannot fall to the innocent
Stand up and face the anime
It's a dual dial situation
We will be invisible.
Original Lyrics:
We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible.
"Invincible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We cannot fight to be innocent.
Original Lyrics:
We can't afford to be innocent.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a better feel.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a butterfield.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a cattlefield
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a centipede.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a fantasy.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a fennel seed.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a ferris wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a panty shield.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a pineapple.
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a trophy
Original Lyrics:
Love is a battlefield
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can tell us where to roam.
or
No one can tell us right or wrong.
Original Lyrics:
No one can tell us we're wrong.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Octopus glowing
Love is a battle field.
or
Your knickers are showing
Smelling like orange peel.
Original Lyrics:
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Octopus glowing
Love is a battle field.
Original Lyrics:
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first snowing
Original Lyrics:
Both of us knowing
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are scum
Original Lyrics:
We are strong
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are stars
No one can tell us we're old.
Original Lyrics:
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are yours
Heartache to heartache we stand.
Original Lyrics:
We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand.
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the first knowing
Original Lyrics:
Both of us knowing
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching our hearts for some love
Original Lyrics:
Searching our hearts for so long
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are yours
Original Lyrics:
We are young
"Middle of the Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing in the middle of life with my past behind me.
"Middle of the Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the can I used to be
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the kind I used to be
"One Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This heart will tremble.
Original Lyrics:
This hard road traveled on.
"One Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the people of the heart rate.
Original Lyrics:
We are the people of the hard rain.
"Precious Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that I remember about the days and nights of September is the messy and the whine.
Original Lyrics:
All that I remember 'bout those days in that September is the merci and the whine.
"Precious Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't we all maybe stop it?
Original Lyrics:
Count me out! Baby, stop it!
"Promises In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if taken was gone and get done
You'd decide where it went.
Original Lyrics:
And if takin' was gonna get done
You'd decide where and when.
"Promises In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you pull up your dog.
Original Lyrics:
So you put up your guard.
"Sex As A Weapon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No news at six and eleven.
Original Lyrics:
Stop using sex as a weapon.
"Sex As A Weapon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose face could wih an amount of twisting.
Original Lyrics:
With looks that could kill and a mind that's twisted.
"Sex As A Weapon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're already in my obsession
or
You know you're already in my confession
or
You know you're already in my protection.
Original Lyrics:
You know you're already my obsession.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands on my heart but baby don't look back.
Original Lyrics:
Ransom my heart but baby don't look back.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
We'll come screw in the end.
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're riding with our saddles on tonight.
Original Lyrics:
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're running with our sandals on too tight.
Original Lyrics:
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're running with the saddles off tonight.
Original Lyrics:
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So render all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the air
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender all the beans to me tonight 'cause there's too many elves
Original Lyrics:
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight they'll come true in the end
"Take It Anyway You Want It"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't think you want to bottle me.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't think you want to bother me.
"Treat Me Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be no mother, don't want no sex
oh mama save me before it's too late
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be no martyr you know I'm no saint
oh my my baby before it's too late
Keep rockin', Pat.
"Treat Me Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The one that you count on is said to be high.
Original Lyrics:
The one that you count on has left you behind.
"Tuff Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You race your Mercedes Benz through the pub after midnight.
Original Lyrics:
You race your Mercedes Benz through the park after midnight.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear your mind and do you best to try and watch the palace gleam.
Original Lyrics:
Clear your mind and do your best to try and wash the palette clean.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do we just start to fight?
Original Lyrics:
Do we distort the facts?
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna leave you really, I've wasted too much time.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna leave you really, I've invested too much time.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to leave you reeling
I've invested too much time.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to leave you really
I've invested too much time.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have we become a habit, do we just tore the fax?
Original Lyrics:
Have we become a habit, do we distort the facts?
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have we become a heaven?
Original Lyrics:
Have we become a habit?
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna leave you really
I've wasted too much time
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna leave you really
I've invested too much time
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my friends anyway
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my strength anyway
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The words are for better
Original Lyrics:
For worse or for better
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The words are more better.
Original Lyrics:
For worse or for better.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash the valley clean.
or
Watch the valley leave.
Original Lyrics:
Wash the palette clean.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch the family
Original Lyrics:
Wash the palette clean
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch the pallid gleam
Original Lyrics:
Wash the palette clean
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the Knight,
We belong to the butler
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the night,
We belong to the thunder
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the light, we belong to the Father.
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the light,
We belong to the father
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the night,
We belong to the thunder
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the sound of the words
Of football and under.
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the sound of the world
We both won an Oscar.
Original Lyrics:
We belong to sound of the words
We've both fallen under.
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever we deny on embrace for once or for better
Original Lyrics:
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever it's tonight on our braids
Original Lyrics:
Whenever we deny or embrace
"We Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We belong to the life
We belong to the partner
or
You're the love of my life
You're the life of the party
or
You're the love of my life
You're the life of the party
Original Lyrics:
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
"We Live For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe, my love.
Original Lyrics:
We live for love.
"We Live For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee did for love
Original Lyrics:
We live for love
"We Live For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling tired
Original Lyrics:
We live for love
"We Live For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that love is only just one inch away from j***in' off.
Original Lyrics:
I know that love is only just one inch away, from striking us.
"We Live for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
E.T. phone home
Original Lyrics:
We live for love

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