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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Bonnie Tyler
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Bonnie Tyler.
Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler's, "Holding Out for a Hero"
Better Lyrics:
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His tweets are so wrong
His silence doesn't last
Just more BS from the Alt.Right
Trump's a zero
He's nothing but a zero who keeps texting at night
His facts he's unsure
But CNN is fake news
Kellyanne will make it all right
She straight up lies!!!
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Better Lyrics:
(I see Sheogorath and I raise him)
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There’s nothing I could do
I had to let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I had good bowel control
But then one day that all fell apart
I felt so ashamed
’Cos I just let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There’s nothing I could do
I had to let rip with a shart
Once upon a time I had good bowel control
But then one day that all fell apart
I felt so ashamed
’Cos I just let rip with a shart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Bonnie Tyler's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Better Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was holding it in
Then I really needed to fart
There's nothing I could do
Had to let rip with a shart
Then I really needed to fart
There's nothing I could do
Had to let rip with a shart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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