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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Whitney Houston

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Whitney Houston.

Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston's, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody"
Better Lyrics:
No! blasphemy is not funny
Not from a Western film that's made shoddy
Allah! burn down their embassies
Courtyards littered with bodies
Original Lyrics:
Oh! wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah! wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Whitney Houston's, "Saving All My Love For You"
Better Lyrics:
So I'm shaving all my muff
Yes I'm shaving all my muff
Yes I'm shaving all my muff for you
Original Lyrics:
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
Submitted by: Weird Dave
Whitney Houston's, "Step by Step"
Better Lyrics:
State by State (you know we're taking it), cent by cent (cent by cent, for crude),
groan by groan (damn), hate this sh-t (hate these tricks and manips, must zoom...)
State by State (State by State uh-duh), pay by day (pay by day-fees),
mileage down (slow), Iran delays...
Original Lyrics:
Step by step (you know I'm taking it), bit by bit (bit by bit, come move),
stone by stone (yeah), brick by brick (brick by brick by brick by brick mmm...)
Step by step (step by step uh-huh), day by day (day by day-ee),
mile by mile (ooh), go your own way.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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