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"All The Man That I Need"
He feels me up
He fills me up
"Bodyguard"
Juicy fruit, right to the heart of me.
You see through, right to the heart of me.
"Didn't We Almost Have It All?"
Didn't we almost have it off?
Didn't we almost have it all?
"Greatest Love Of All"
And I need you Dennis Bradley
And I need you des-peratly
"Greatest Love Of All"
Because of Intertech love of all
Because the greatest love of all
Intertech was a watergun from the 1980's, right about when this song came out.
"Greatest Love Of All"
Because the greatest rub of all is happening to me.
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me.
"Greatest Love Of All"
Because the greatest rubber ball is happening to me
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
"Greatest Love Of All"
The greatest love of all is easier than cheese
The greatest love of all is easy to achieve
"Greatest Love Of All"
The painter
or
No painter
or
No patience
The greatest love of all
"Greatest Love Of All"
They can't take away my diggerty
They can't take away my dignity
"Heart Break Hotel"
This is a heart break hold me down
This is the Heart Break hotel
"Heartbreak Hotel"
All I really wanted was some love and time
All I really wanted was someone to care
"Heartbreak Hotel"
All I really wanted was some monkey time.
All I really wanted was some of your time.
"Heartbreak Hotel"
All I really wanted was some ugly time.
All I really wanted was some of your time.
"Heartbreak Hotel"
This is your mothers hoe tell
This is the heartbreak hotel
"How Will I Know?"
'Cause you know about bee stings.
'Cause you know about these things.
"How Will I Know?"
David boy, I know
He's a common dreamer
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the carnival.
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?"
Four legged love is so bittersweet.
Falling in love is so bittersweet.
"How Will I Know?"
How will I know?
(Can't stop the feeling)
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
"How Will I Know?"
How will I know?
(Looks are deceivin'.)
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
"How Will I Know?"
I fart and laugh whenever we meet.
I fall in love whenever we meet.
"How Will I Know?"
I'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings.
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
"How Will I Know?"
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the capital.
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?"
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the gutter.
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?"
Oooh, Tammy!
Oooh, tell me!
"How Will I Know"
Four-legged love is all that I see
For maybe love is all that I feel
"How Will I Know"
I try to fall, but I'm too shy(can't speak)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy(can't speak)
"How Will I Know"
I try to phone, buttitution (cat's feet)
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
"How Will I Know"
I'm askin' you 'cause you know about bee stings
I'm askin you 'cause you know about these things
"How Will I Know"
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the carnival
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the clouds above
"How Will I Know"
This love is strong, why so I can't we?
This love is strong, why do I feel weak?
"I Have Nothing"
Jui-cy-fruit
You-see-through
"I Have Nothing"
Mister, emerge if you dare.
Must I imagine you there?
"I Have Nothing"
You stay a virgin, you there.
Must I imagine you there?
"I Learned From The Best"
Baby, I learned the way to break a fart
Baby, I learned to the way to break a heart
"I Learned From The Best"
Did you really think that I'd really break my back
Did you really think that I'd really take you back
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
I bet you like gravy
I miss you like crazy
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
I guess you like gravy.
I miss you like crazy.
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
I miss you like gravy
I miss you like crazy
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Clock strikes upon the owl.
The clock strikes upon the hour.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
I need a man who'll take a test
On a love that burns potty enough to last.
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
I need a man who'll take a test
On a love that burns potty enough to last.
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Screwing up time to figure out.
Still enough time to figure out.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Stealin' up time to figure out.
There's still enough time to figure out.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
I wanna be in a heap with somebody.
I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
It's a line a day that shows me how.
It's the light of day that shows me how.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
On a love that burns high up to land.
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
Some more Elektra, the fever ends.
Sooner or later, the fever ends.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
Strolling uptown to figure out how to chase my blue subway.
Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away.
"I Wanna Dance with Somebody"
I wanna dance with John Gotti
I wanna dance with somebody
"I Wanna Dance with Somebody"
I wanna eat somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
"I Want To Dance With Somebody"
Go to bed with somebody
or
I wanna be in a heap with somebody.
I want to dance with somebody.
"I Want To Dance With Somebody"
I wanna be in a heap with somebody
or
Go to bed with somebody
or
Go to bed with somebody
I want to dance with somebody
"I Want To Dance With Somebody"
I'm gonna whore it up tonight.
I've done all right up 'til now.
"I Will Always Love You"
And I wish for you'd die.
And I wish for you joy.
"I Will Always Love You"
And I'm Whitney Houston!
And I wish for your joy.
"I Will Always Love You"
And I'm wishin' you a job
And I wish for you joy
"I Will Always Love You"
And I'm wishin' you a john.
And I wish for you joy.
"I Will Always Love You"
Been a sweet man, Maurice.
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You"
Bitter sweet, man Maurice,
that is all I'm taking with me
Bitter sweet, memories,
that is all I'm taking with me
"I Will Always Love You"
Bittersweet man, Maurice
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You"
Butter butt ball things
I wish you love.
But above all of things
I wish you love.
Dolly Parton also sang this. Whitney's version was a big hit, though.
"I Will Always Love You"
I met a sweet man named Maurice
Bittersweet Memories
"I Will Always Love You"
I will always hump you.
I will always love you.
"I Will Always Love You"
It's a sweet, memories
But a bow ball bit
Bittersweet, memories
But above all this
"I Will Always Love You"
Met a man named Maurice
That is all I am taking with me.
Bittersweet memories
That is all I am taking with me.
"I Will Always Love You"
boda-bom-bom-pess
But above all this
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb Avery mountain.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain,
swim every sea
I'm every woman,
it's all in me
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every woman, it's all in me
I'm every woman, it's all in me
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every woman.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every women.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Climb every mountain
or
Climb every woman
or
Flying every woman
or
Flying every woman
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
I ain't pregnant.
I ain't braggin'.
"I'm Every Woman"
I can read your bugs right now.
I can read your thoughts right now.
"I'm Every Woman"
I can set your knees
Like plain unto the seas.
I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds.
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm Harry Walnut
Bust at the seams.
I'm every woman
It's only me.
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm Mary Loman.
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can beat the boss right now
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can eat a horse right now
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm every woman
I havta pee
I can eat your pork right now.
I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now.
"I'm Every Woman"
I'm hairy woman
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Icelandic woman, she's all afreeze.
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
"I'm Every Woman"
Shout girl!
Chaka!
"I'm Every Woman"
Shut up!
Chaka!
"I'm Your Baby Tonight"
Hump your baby tonight.
I'm your baby tonight.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight"
Looks like a fiddle
I ate mashed potatoes
And baby, you stole my arms.
Looks like I'm fatal
It's all on the table
And baby, you hold the cards.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight"
Oreo baby too light
I'm your baby tonight.
"It's Not Right But It's O.K."
It's the smile, on your face.
It's not right, but it's okay.
"It's Not Right But It's OK"
I'd rather be alone and not have meat
I'd rather be alone than not unhappy
"It's Not Right But It's OK"
I'd rather be alone and on my feet
I'd rather be alone than unhappy
"It's Not Right But It's OK"
It's not night, but it's OK
It's not right, but it's OK
"It's Not Right But It's OK"
So why did 2 or 3 show up on your caller ID?
So why did 213 show up on your caller ID?
"It's Not Right But It's Okay"
I'd rather be alone than up and be.
I'd rather be alone than unhappy.
"It´s Not Right But It's OK"
I found your credit card in the seat.
I found your credit card receipt.
"It´s Not Right But It's Ok"
It's not right, butter soul cake
It's not right, but it's ok
"I´m Every Woman"
Climb every mountain.
I´m every woman.
"Love Will Save The Day"
Let your love shine on my dinner.
Let your love shine on, my dear.
"Love Will Save The Day"
Seagrams Lite can make you crazy
It can really put your body to the test.
Sometimes life can make you crazy
It can really put your body to the test.
"Love Will Save the Day"
Change a fart
Change of heart
"Love Will Save the Day"
Cuz we all could use some piss and harmony
Cuz we all could use some peace and harmony
"Love Will Save the Day"
Gloves will save the cake
Love will the day
"My Love Is Your Love"
And the chains upon the stars couldn't hold us.
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love"
And the chains upon the stars couldn't hold us
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love"
Better luck the stars wouldn't hold up.
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love"
Crappy hands
Clap your hands
"My Love Is Your Love"
F***ky a**!
Clap your hands!
"My Love Is Your Love"
It will take an attorney to break us
It will take an eternity to break up
"My Love Is Your Love"
It will take an eternety to break us up
And to think all the stars wouldn't hold us
It wll take an eternity to break us up
And stars of Amistad couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love"
It would take an eternity to break us,
and the changes of the stars couldn't hold us
It would take an eternity to break us,
and the chains of Amistand couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love"
It would take an eternity to break us
Better chance upon the stars gettin' colder.
It would take an eternity to break us
And the chains of Amistad to hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love"
My love is your love and your love is my love
It would take an eternity to break us and the moon and stars to hold us
My love is your love and your love is my love.
It would take an eternity to break us and the chains of amistad to hold us
"My Love Is Your Love"
We are taking a journey with Pringles.
It would take an eternity to break us.
"One Moment In Time"
Give me one moment in time
When I'm raging with jealousy.
or
Give me one moment in time
When I'm waking in Tennessee.
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny.
"One Moment In Time"
When I'm racing with dust on me.
When I'm racing with destiny.
"One Moment In Time"
You're a winner
For a life time
If you sneeze at one moment in time
You're a winner
For a life time
If you seize that one moment in time
"Queen Of The Night"
'Cus I'm the queen of the Nile!
'Cus I'm the queen of the night!
"Queen Of The Night"
Freedom, oh yeah!
Queen of the night
"Queen of the Night"
Cause I'm the queen of denial
Cause I'm the Queen of the Night
"Saving All My Love For You"
A fuse started blowin'
A few stolen moments
"Saving All My Love For You"
But that's just an old bathtub scene
But that's just an old fantasy
"Saving All My Love For You"
But that's just an open top sea.
But that's just an old fantasy.
"Saving All My Love For You"
I'm shavin' off my muff for you
I'm savin' all my love for you
"Saving All My Love For You"
I'm shaving all my m*** for you.
I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You"
I'm shaving off my love for you.
I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You"
My friends try and tell me I'm a man of my own.
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own.
"Saving All My Love For You"
So I'm shaving all my m*** for you.
So I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You"
That's just an old bathtub scene.
That's just an old fantasy.
"Saving All My Love For You"
That's just an old friend's tuxedo
That's just an old fantasy
"Saving All My Love For You"
That's just an open-top 'C'.
That's just an old fantasy.
"So Emotional"
Ain't it choppin' wood, love can do?
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional"
And it's sucking what love can do.
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional"
I can feel you coughing inside of me
I can feel your heartbeat inside of me
"So Emotional"
I get so emotional Davy
I get so emotional baby
"So Emotional"
I get so emotional baby
Every time I'm being abused.
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you.
"So Emotional"
I get soul emulsion on babies
Every time I drink from you
I get soul emulsion on babies
Ain't it Chucky Wa? Love-kadoo!
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional"
I wish I did it like a slut.
I wish I didn't like it so much.
"So Emotional"
When you talk I just wash your mouth
When you talk I just watch your mouth
"The Greatest Love of All"
I believe that children are immature.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
I believe that children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
"The Greatest Love of All"
I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano
If I fail, if I'm sixteen...
I decided long ago, never to walk with anyone's shadow
If I fail, if I succeed...
"The Greatest Love of All"
I never found anyone who could feel my knees
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
"The Greatest Love of All"
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dinner tea
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
"Unashamed"
I'm ashamed of the strength of my knees.
Unashamed of the strength of my need
"Whachulookinat"
But it's okay, 'cause I lead the way.
But it's okay, 'cause, either way...
"Where Do Broken Hearts Go?"
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you there to spread me.
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you desperately.
"Where Do Broken Hearts Go?"
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you, Dennis Bradley.
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you desperately.