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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Whitney Houston that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 184 misheard song lyrics for Whitney Houston on amIright currently.

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"All The Man That I Need" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He feels me up
Original Lyrics:
He fills me up
"Didn't We Almost Have It All?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't we almost have it off?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't we almost have it all?
"Didn't We Almost Have It All?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't we have the Mastercard?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't we have the best of times
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper, "Do what I say"
Original Lyrics:
Listen to what I say
"Exhale (Shoop Shoop)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life never tells us the winds are wise.
Original Lyrics:
Life never tells us the whens or whys.
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I need you Dennis Bradley
Original Lyrics:
And I need you des-peratly
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of Intertech love of all
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all
Intertech was a watergun from the 1980's, right about when this song came out.
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the greatest rub of all is happening to me.
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me.
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the greatest rubber ball is happening to me
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that children are immature.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano
If I fail, if I'm sixteen...
Original Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk with anyone's shadow
If I fail, if I succeed...
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never found anyone who could feel my knees
Original Lyrics:
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dinner tea
Original Lyrics:
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The greatest love of all is easier than cheese
Original Lyrics:
The greatest love of all is easy to achieve
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The painter
or
No painter
or
No patience
Original Lyrics:
The greatest love of all
"Greatest Love Of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They can't take away my diggerty
Original Lyrics:
They can't take away my dignity
"Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I decided to lock the door
Never to walk in anyone's shadow.
Original Lyrics:
I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow.
"Heart Break Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a heart break hold me down
Original Lyrics:
This is the Heart Break hotel
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some love and time
Original Lyrics:
All I really wanted was someone to care
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some monkey time.
Original Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some of your time.
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some ugly time.
Original Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some of your time.
"Heartbreak Hotel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your mothers hoe tell
Original Lyrics:
This is the heartbreak hotel
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know about bee stings.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know about these things.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
David boy, I know
He's a common dreamer
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the carnival.
Original Lyrics:
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four legged love is so bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so bittersweet.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know?
(Can't stop the feeling)
Original Lyrics:
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know?
(Looks are deceivin'.)
Original Lyrics:
How will I know
(Don't be deceivin'.)
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fart and laugh whenever we meet.
Original Lyrics:
I fall in love whenever we meet.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings.
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you does she know about me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the CONCERT HALL.
Original Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
Pop music is generally so compressed(everything as loud as everything else) that it's hard to even HEAR the lead singer, let alone understand them! lol
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the capital.
Original Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the gutter.
Original Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the concert hall
Original Lyrics:
There's a boy I know
He's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes
Takes me to the clouds above.
Not about just this song, but a general statement: Fellow audio engineers, let's start mixing ALL styles of music like COUNTRY music, so that one can understand EACH and EVERY lyric. It's time to stop burying the lead vocals of songs in the instrumental portion of the song. Using a combination of EQ and fader levels we can carve out a "hole" in which the lead vocal of the song will fit and be heard. "What's The Frequency Kenneth" is one of the biggest violators in this regard - it sounds like Michael Stipe is MUMBLING between the guitar riffs!
"How Will I Know?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, Tammy!
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, tell me!
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four-legged love is all that I see
Original Lyrics:
For maybe love is all that I feel
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know don't touch the ceiling
Original Lyrics:
How will I know don't trust your feelings
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know if he really loves me
I say a prayer with every heart beat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about bee stings
How will I know if he's thinking of me
I try to fall but a flu shot (can't speak)
Falling in love is all better suite
This love is strong why do I feel weak
Original Lyrics:
How will I know if he really loves me
I say a prayer with every heart beat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
How will I know if he's thinking of me
I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
Falling in love is all better suite
This love is strong why do I feel weak
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know! Toss me Felix
or
How will I know! Trust me Felix
Original Lyrics:
How will i know? Don't trust your feelings
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try the phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
For making love, it's all bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
I try to phone but I'm too shy (can't speak)
Falling in love is all bittersweet.
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to fall (but a poopshot hits me)
Original Lyrics:
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to fall, but I'm too shy (hands! feet!)
Original Lyrics:
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to fall, but I'm too shy(can't speak)
Original Lyrics:
I try to phone, but I'm too shy(can't speak)
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to phone, buttitution (cat's feet)
Original Lyrics:
I try to phone, but I'm too shy (can't speak)
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm askin' you 'cause you know about bee stings
Original Lyrics:
I'm askin you 'cause you know about these things
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you 'cause you know about these things.
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you what you know about these things.
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get to my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the carnival
Original Lyrics:
Looks into my eyes,
takes me to the clouds above
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Whitney, I'm shaking, wish I had you near me now
Original Lyrics:
Oh, wake me, I'm shaking, wish I had you near me now
"How Will I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This love is strong, why so I can't we?
Original Lyrics:
This love is strong, why do I feel weak?
"I Believe in You and Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In love internally
Original Lyrics:
In love eternally
"I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jui-cy-fruit
Original Lyrics:
You-see-through
"I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juicy fruit, right to the heart of me.
Original Lyrics:
You see through, right to the heart of me.
"I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister, emerge if you dare.
Original Lyrics:
Must I imagine you there?
"I Have Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stay a virgin, you there.
Original Lyrics:
Must I imagine you there?
"I Learned From The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I learned the way to break a fart
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I learned to the way to break a heart
"I Learned From The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you really think that I'd really break my back
Original Lyrics:
Did you really think that I'd really take you back
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you like gravy
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you like gravy.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy.
"I Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you like gravy
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clock strikes upon the owl.
Original Lyrics:
The clock strikes upon the hour.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to bed with somebody
or
I wanna be in a heap with somebody.
Original Lyrics:
I want to dance with somebody.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in a heap with somebody
or
Go to bed with somebody
or
Go to bed with somebody
Original Lyrics:
I want to dance with somebody
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a man who'll take a test
On a love that burns potty enough to last.
Original Lyrics:
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a man who'll take a test
On a love that burns potty enough to last.
Original Lyrics:
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in a heap with somebody.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna eat somebody
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna whore it up tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I've done all right up 'til now.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a line a day that shows me how.
Original Lyrics:
It's the light of day that shows me how.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Screwing up time to figure out.
Original Lyrics:
Still enough time to figure out.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealin' up time to figure out.
Original Lyrics:
There's still enough time to figure out.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a love that burns high up to land.
Original Lyrics:
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some more Elektra, the fever ends.
Original Lyrics:
Sooner or later, the fever ends.
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strolling uptown to figure out how to chase my blue subway.
Original Lyrics:
Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away.
"I Wanna Dance with Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance with John Gotti
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance with somebody
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish for you'd die.
Original Lyrics:
And I wish for you joy.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm Whitney Houston!
Original Lyrics:
And I wish for your joy.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm wishin' you a job
Original Lyrics:
And I wish for you joy
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm wishin' you a john.
Original Lyrics:
And I wish for you joy.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a sweet man, Maurice.
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitter sweet, man Maurice,
that is all I'm taking with me
Original Lyrics:
Bitter sweet, memories,
that is all I'm taking with me
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittersweet man, Maurice
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boda-bom-bom-pess
Original Lyrics:
But above all this
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butter butt ball things
I wish you love.
Original Lyrics:
But above all of things
I wish you love.
Dolly Parton also sang this. However, Whitney's version was a big hit on the charts.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a sweet man named Maurice
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet Memories
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will always hump you.
Original Lyrics:
I will always love you.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will always love Hugh.
Original Lyrics:
I will always love you.
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a sweet, memories
But a bow ball bit
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet, memories
But above all this
"I Will Always Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a man named Maurice
That is all I am taking with me.
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
That is all I am taking with me.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb Avery mountain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain,
swim every sea
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman,
it's all in me
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every woman, it's all in me
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman, it's all in me
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every woman.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every women.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
or
Fired every woman
or
Flying every woman
or
Flying every woman
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't braggin'.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can read your bugs right now.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your thoughts right now.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can set your knees
Like plain unto the seas.
Original Lyrics:
I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dance at Walmart
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Harry Walnut
Bust at the seams.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
It's only me.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mary Loman.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can beat the boss right now
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can eat a horse right now
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm every woman
I havta pee
I can eat your pork right now.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hairy woman
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icelandic woman, she's all afreeze.
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout girl!
Original Lyrics:
Chaka!
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up!
Original Lyrics:
Chaka!
"I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropicana
Original Lyrics:
Chaka Khan
The name Whitney says at the near end of the song, as a tribute to Chaka Khan, the person who originally sang this song.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hump your baby tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your baby tonight.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one that pisses on every single one,
I'll be your angel like Benny and niggle
Was it then you wanna smile
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the pieces, I want every single part,
I'll be your angel, I'm ready and able,
Whatever you want is fine
I just downloaded it to my computer and sung what I heard, it was when I researched the lyrics ('cause it sounded wrong) I saw I was singing garbage.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a fiddle
I ate mashed potatoes
And baby, you stole my arms.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like I'm fatal
It's all on the table
And baby, you hold the cards.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo baby too light
Original Lyrics:
I'm your baby tonight.
"I'm Your Baby Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you're ready--escort or lady.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever you're ready just call on your lady.
"It's Not Right But It's O.K." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the smile, on your face.
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, but it's okay.
"It's Not Right But It's OK" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone and not have meat
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone than not unhappy
"It's Not Right But It's OK" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone and on my feet
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone than unhappy
"It's Not Right But It's OK" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not night, but it's OK
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, but it's OK
"It's Not Right But It's OK" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why did 2 or 3 show up on your caller ID?
Original Lyrics:
So why did 213 show up on your caller ID?
"It's Not Right But It's Okay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone than up and be.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be alone than unhappy.
"Itīs Not Right But It's OK" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found your credit card in the seat.
Original Lyrics:
I found your credit card receipt.
"Itīs Not Right But It's Ok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not right, butter soul cake
Original Lyrics:
It's not right, but it's ok
"Iīm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain.
Original Lyrics:
Iīm every woman.
"Love Will Save The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your love shine on my dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Let your love shine on, my dear.
"Love Will Save The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seagrams Lite can make you crazy
It can really put your body to the test.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes life can make you crazy
It can really put your body to the test.
"Love Will Save the Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Change a fart
Original Lyrics:
Change of heart
"Love Will Save the Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz we all could use some piss and harmony
Original Lyrics:
Cuz we all could use some peace and harmony
"Love Will Save the Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloves will save the cake
Original Lyrics:
Love will the day
"Million Dollar Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
If he make you feel like a million diamond rings
Original Lyrics:
If he make you feel like a million dollar bill
"My Heart is Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My home is calling
Original Lyrics:
My heart is calling
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a chance of homicide couldn't hold us.
Original Lyrics:
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the chains upon the stars couldn't hold us.
Original Lyrics:
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the chains upon the stars couldn't hold us
Original Lyrics:
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better luck the stars wouldn't hold up.
Original Lyrics:
And the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crappy hands
Original Lyrics:
Clap your hands
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ky a**!
Original Lyrics:
Clap your hands!
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It will take an attorney to break us
Original Lyrics:
It will take an eternity to break up
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It will take an eternety to break us up
And to think all the stars wouldn't hold us
Original Lyrics:
It wll take an eternity to break us up
And stars of Amistad couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It would take an eternity to break us,
and the changes of the stars couldn't hold us
Original Lyrics:
It would take an eternity to break us,
and the chains of Amistand couldn't hold us
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It would take an eternity to break us
Better chance upon the stars gettin' colder.
Original Lyrics:
It would take an eternity to break us
And the chains of Amistad to hold us.
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is your love and your love is my love
It would take an eternity to break us and the moon and stars to hold us
Original Lyrics:
My love is your love and your love is my love.
It would take an eternity to break us and the chains of amistad to hold us
"My Love Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are taking a journey with Pringles.
Original Lyrics:
It would take an eternity to break us.
"One Moment In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me one moment in time
When I'm raging with jealousy.
or
Give me one moment in time
When I'm waking in Tennessee.
Original Lyrics:
Give me one moment in time
When I'm racing with destiny.
"One Moment In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm racing with dust on me.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm racing with destiny.
"One Moment In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a winner
For a life time
If you sneeze at one moment in time
Original Lyrics:
You're a winner
For a life time
If you seize that one moment in time
"One Moment in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a weiner for a lifetime.
Original Lyrics:
You're a winner
For a life time
"Queen Of The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cus I'm the queen of the Nile!
Original Lyrics:
'Cus I'm the queen of the night!
"Queen Of The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Queen of the night
"Queen of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna clean up the night
Clean up the night
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm the queen of the night
The queen of the night
Oh yeah, oh yeah
"Queen of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've got 3000 legs!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm the queen of the night!
"Queen of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I'm the queen of denial
Original Lyrics:
Cause I'm the Queen of the Night
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fuse started blowin'
Original Lyrics:
A few stolen moments
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's just an old bathtub scene
Original Lyrics:
But that's just an old fantasy
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's just an open top sea.
Original Lyrics:
But that's just an old fantasy.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shavin' off my muff for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm savin' all my love for you
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving all my m*** for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving off my love for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends try and tell me I'm a man of my own.
Original Lyrics:
My friends try and tell me find a man of my own.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm shaving all my m*** for you.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm saving all my love for you.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just an old bathtub scene.
Original Lyrics:
That's just an old fantasy.
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just an old friend's tuxedo
Original Lyrics:
That's just an old fantasy
"Saving All My Love For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just an open-top 'C'.
Original Lyrics:
That's just an old fantasy.
"Saving All My Love for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm saving all my drugs for you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm saving all my love for you
"Saving All My Love for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A few stoned moments
Original Lyrics:
A few stolen moments
"Saving All My Love for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just an open taxi.
Original Lyrics:
That's just an old fantasy.
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't it choppin' wood, love can do?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's sucking what love can do.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you coughing inside of me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heartbeat inside of me
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so emotional Davy
Original Lyrics:
I get so emotional baby
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so emotional baby every dime I think of you.
Original Lyrics:
I get so emotional baby every time I think of you.
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so emotional baby
Every time I'm being abused.
Original Lyrics:
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you.
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get soul emulsion on babies
Every time I drink from you
I get soul emulsion on babies
Ain't it Chucky Wa? Love-kadoo!
Original Lyrics:
I get so emotional, baby
Every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby
Ain't it shocking what love can do?
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I did it like a slut.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I didn't like it so much.
"So Emotional" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you talk I just wash your mouth
Original Lyrics:
When you talk I just watch your mouth
"Step By Step" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you heard him
And I know you blew
Original Lyrics:
I know you hurt him
And I know you're blue
"Unashamed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ashamed of the strength of my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Unashamed of the strength of my need
"Whachulookinat"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's okay, 'cause I lead the way.
Original Lyrics:
But it's okay, 'cause, either way...
"Where Do Broken Hearts Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you there to spread me.
Original Lyrics:
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you desperately.
"Where Do Broken Hearts Go?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you, Dennis Bradley.
Original Lyrics:
And the only thing I've learned
Is that I need you desperately.

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