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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Dr. Pepper Commercial
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Dr. Pepper Commercial.
Dr. Pepper Commercial
Dr. Pepper Commercial's, "Dr. Pepper"
Better Lyrics:
Barack's a talker
Sec's a talker
DEMs are talkers
REPs are talkers
So what's the C-I-C supposed to do?
Strike Syria!!!
[Regardless of a NO vote]
Sec's a talker
DEMs are talkers
REPs are talkers
So what's the C-I-C supposed to do?
Strike Syria!!!
[Regardless of a NO vote]
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Pepper.
He's a pepper.
She's a pepper.
We're a pepper.
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
He's a pepper.
She's a pepper.
We're a pepper.
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Dr. Pepper Commercial's, "I'm a Pepper"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a Pauper
He's a pauper
She's a pauper
We're all paupers
With Obama you'll be a Pauper too!
Mr. Spender
He's a pauper
She's a pauper
We're all paupers
With Obama you'll be a Pauper too!
Mr. Spender
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Pepper.
He's a pepper.
She's a pepper.
We're a pepper.
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
He's a pepper.
She's a pepper.
We're a pepper.
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Dr. Pepper Commercial's, "I'm a Pepper"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a gunman
He's a gunman
She's a gunman
We're all gunmen
Wouldn't you like to be a gunman too?
NRA
He's a gunman
She's a gunman
We're all gunmen
Wouldn't you like to be a gunman too?
NRA
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Pepper
He's a Pepper
She's a Pepper
We're all Peppers
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
He's a Pepper
She's a Pepper
We're all Peppers
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Dr. Pepper
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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