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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Johnny Paycheck

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Johnny Paycheck.

Johnny Paycheck

Johnny Paycheck's, "Sixteen Tons"
Better Lyrics:
Sixteen Toungues
What do you get?
Another big orgy and bodies all wet
Original Lyrics:
Sixteen Tons
What do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Submitted by: Enima
Johnny Paycheck's, "Take This Job And Shove It"
Better Lyrics:
Take this dirt and shovel it.
I ain't diggin' here no more.
Original Lyrics:
Take this job and shove it.
I ain't workin' here no more.
Submitted by: countryboy

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