Rihanna

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rihanna.

Rihanna

Rihanna's, "Diamonds"

Better Lyrics:

Shine bright like a spotlight
Shine bright like a spotlight
Shine bright like a spotlight
Pollute the sky like spotlights on the ground
Shine bright like a spotlight
Shine bright like a spotlight
Shine bright like a spotlight
Pollute the sky like spotlights on the ground

Original Lyrics:

Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
Shine bright like a diamond
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Submitted by: Sheogorath

Rihanna's, "Rehab"

Better Lyrics:

Jacky, Jacky

It is not fair

I've never felt something so wrong

You play like a hunter

And a strong man

All wrapped into one

With a cleaver on it

Then all of a sudden

I'm reeling

I didn't know what was wrong though

It's like I'm shot, it spun me around

Please stop, I am hurting

I think a bone inside me broke

When I tried to get back up

The pain's so bad I fainted

No weight on it

Don't even realize

The knee gave way and buckled

It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back

And you're the one to blame

And now I feel like Oh

You're reason I'm in pain and

I won't play hide-and-seek with Jacky anymore

There's only little bit of wishful thinking

I can walk, no ligaments has been torn

Paramedics has checked on me

I said Jacky bumped me, and I fell and

But, what is wrong with me?

Dislocated my kneecap

Now I need pain relief

Dislocated my kneecap

Jacky, you are so mean

I've gotta check into rehab

Need a small surgery

Also need Diazepam

Because I cannot sleep

Original Lyrics:

Baby Baby
When we first met, I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover and my best friend
All wrapped into one with a ribbon on it
And all of a sudden you went and left
I didn't know how to follow
It's like a shock that spun me around
And now my heart's dead
I feel so empty and hollow

And I'll never give myself to another the way I gave it to ya (to ya)
Don't even recognize the ways you hurt me, do ya (do ya)?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you are the one to blame
And now I feel like - ooh!

You're the reason why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on these cigarettes no more
I guess that's what i get for wishful thinking
Should've never let you enter my door
Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
'Cause now I'm using like I bleed

It's like I checked in to rehab
And baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked in to rehab
And baby, you're my disease
I've gotta check in to rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I've gotta check in to rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Rihanna's, "Umbrella"

Better Lyrics:

You can stand under my umbrella

But I am secretly a fella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey

Secretly a fella, ella ella, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey

Original Lyrics:

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey

Under my umbrella, ella ella, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey

Submitted by: bandersnatch

Rihanna's, "Umbrella"

Better Lyrics:

i can still live in my mothers cellar

Original Lyrics:

you can stand under my umbrella

Submitted by: white trash

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