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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rihanna that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 131 misheard song lyrics for Rihanna on amIright currently.

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"A Girl Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl like me is never gonna settle for Shake 'n Bake
Original Lyrics:
A girl like me is never gonna settle for second best
"A Girl Like Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress a little different from all the rest
or
Just a little different from underwear
or
Dress a little different from underwear
or
Just a little different from honkering
Original Lyrics:
Just a little different from all the rest
"Cheers!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheers to the freak and weak and I'll drink to that!
Original Lyrics:
Cheers to the freakin' weekend, I'll drink to that!
"Cheers!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my rear fans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Got my Ray Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah.
Mine makes sense too!
"Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a schuetzen star, I see
Original Lyrics:
You're a shooting star I see
"Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your shoes are all I see
Original Lyrics:
You're a shooting star I see
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't used to wet July
Original Lyrics:
Ain't used to what you like
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's scaring you and I
Original Lyrics:
Am I scaring you tonight
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like the darkness is alive.
Original Lyrics:
It's like the darkness is light.
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the beef of the night to come and have you
It can creep up inside and consume you
A disease of the might it can control you
Original Lyrics:
It's the thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind it can control you
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, mama mia
Original Lyrics:
Bum bum be-dum, bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum, bum bum be-dum bum
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more gas in the rift
Original Lyrics:
No more gas in the red
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more guessin' your age
Original Lyrics:
No more gassin' the red
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or finish this out
Original Lyrics:
Or figure this sh*t out
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your brake lights, you're in the city of wonder
Original Lyrics:
Put on your pretty lies, you're in the city of wonder
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your headlights; we're in the city of wonders.
Original Lyrics:
Put on your pretty lies; you're in the city of wonders.
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your sea lice, your in the city of wonders
Original Lyrics:
Put on your pretty lies, your in the city of wonders
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release me from this turd I'm in
Original Lyrics:
Release me from this curse I'm in
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you must fart I'd be wise.
Original Lyrics:
So if you must falter be wise.
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stir it up!
Original Lyrics:
Disturbia!
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
The studio
Original Lyrics:
Disturbia
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dweezil Zappa Music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hazel stopped the music.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hazel's got the music.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hazel, stop the music.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'mma say I'm on the side of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liesel stop the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say mama sah ma Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you see, Now you saw, It's my coleslaw
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa Ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you see, now you saw my-my coleslaw
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa Ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas don't stump the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sizzle Sazzle Music!
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music!
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weasel stop the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am a saving me sound on Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Yes, it's a sample from the Michael Jackson "Wanna Be Starting Something"
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas don't stop the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am going sing a song about Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Sam, I'm a Sam by Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Mamasee, Mamasee, Mamaakuse
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid I'm a fan of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ashamed by the sound of my coleslaw.
Original Lyrics:
Mamase Mamasa Mamakusa
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the same, I'm the sign of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Line borrowed from Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Starting Something"
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getaway
Original Lyrics:
It's gettin' late
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say that I sound like Microsoft.
Original Lyrics:
Mamase Mamasa Mamakusa
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's saying it's the sound of Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were saved by the sound of Microsoft.
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
On account of this mishearing, I originally thought that the song must have been commissioned by Microsoft in a lame attempt to seem more "hip" and "down with the kids". I interpreted "the sound of Microsoft" to have a double meaning. It could refer to "the Microsoft sound" (as in the famous start-up sound). It could also refer to the (mistaken) fact that Microsoft was releasing a song. I eventually realised this whole theory was unlikely to be the case, but it was ages before I could find someone who actually knew what the real lyrics were because they make even less sense (and therefore seemed less plausible) than my misheard version! (Also, this line was borrowed from the Michael Jackson song "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'."
"If It's Lovin' That You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want you no more
But I think about you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wonder no more
What I think about you.
"If It's Lovin' That You Want" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So just call me whenever you're horny.
Original Lyrics:
So just call me whenever you're lonely.
"Love on the Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and babe I'm fish frying with fire
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and babe I'm fist fighting with fire
"Needed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You meeeeeeeee
Original Lyrics:
You needed me
"Only Girl (In The World)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to love me like I'm a hot guy
Original Lyrics:
I want you to love me like I'm a hot ride
"Only Girl (In The World)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy
or
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie
Original Lyrics:
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride
"Only Girl (In the World)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan Chuda, make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Original Lyrics:
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
"Please Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weasel stomping music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the gals pon the dance floor
Wantin' some more what.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be up pon the dance floor
Wanting some more watts.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the girls on the dance floor wanting some warts.
Original Lyrics:
All the girls on the dance floor wanting some more.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the gyal pon
The dancefloor wantin some morals.
Original Lyrics:
All the gyal pon
The dance floor wantin' some more what.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, somebody eat hay
Come Mr. DJ, won't you have a piece of gum?
Original Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, song pon de replay
Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up?
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn to me the cup?
Original Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up?
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take you out on the dance floor
Until the morn
Original Lyrics:
All de gal pon de dance floor
Wantin' some more
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. DJ, somebody replay.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. DJ, song pon de replay.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mister DJ
Tell me if you get laid.
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister DJ
Tell me if you hear me.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the rubicon sun.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
"Pon De Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it to the music of the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
"Question Existing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear diary, and to all them
Original Lyrics:
Dear Diary, it's Robyn.
"Question Existing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a human with flaws
Admit that I'm lost
Original Lyrics:
Or a human with loss
And if that, I'm loss.
"Rehab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, your majesty
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're my disease
"Rehab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a chicken in rehab
Original Lyrics:
Like I checked into rehab
"Rehab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've never let your enema go.
Original Lyrics:
Should've never let you enter my door.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
A** hole a**
Squeeze, somebody help me.
Original Lyrics:
S. O. S.
Please, someone help me.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I could just hide up in your arms tonight.
or
I could get high up in your arms tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I could just die up in your arms tonight.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Nausius
You got me looking for the lost of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost
You got me lookin' for the rest of me.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a question and Nurofen's the answer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the question, and you're, of course, the answer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm aggressive, just one thought of closing up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm aggressive, with just one thought up close enough.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy 'cuz I'm your kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me toast, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
My confidence is out the door.
Original Lyrics:
My common sense is out the door.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
S.O.S. means someone help me.
Original Lyrics:
S.O.S., please someone help me.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why are you are making this hard?
Original Lyrics:
Y-O-U are making this hard.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why oh you are making this hard
Original Lyrics:
Y O U are making this hard
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it's a lesson, and a face for my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it's a lesson, it's unfair you stole my vanity.
Editor's note: Again, there's a disagreement on the actual lyrics here. Some lyric sites have "it's based on my vanity" and others have "it's unfair you stole my vanity." I'm going with the latter, as that one appears more often.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is better than the birds in Spokane
Original Lyrics:
Your love's enough with words unspoken
(Spokane, pronounced spo-CAN, is the second biggest city in the state of Washington)
"Shut Up And Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a ride this morning in a limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
"Shut Up And Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up and die
Original Lyrics:
Shut up and drive
"Te Amo"
Misheard Lyrics:
She cried dead animal, dead animal
Original Lyrics:
She cried te amo, te amo
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because under my arms are yellow yella yella a a a
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my Umbrella ella ella a a a
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, when the sun shines we shine together,
know that we'll be here forever,
said I'll always be your friend,
take it up stick it out to the end.
Original Lyrics:
Because, when the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choke a note
I'mma stick a rap to the end.
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath
I'm-a stick it out 'til the end.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know that whales still have each other
Original Lyrics:
Know that we'll still have each other
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
No clowns in my stones.
Original Lyrics:
No clouds in my storms.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a dump and I'm stinky until the end
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a dump, stinky, out of my end
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a note gonna stick it out till the end
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took and old thumb and stick it out til the end
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath I'ma stick it out til the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my arm brother
Original Lyrics:
Under my umbrella
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my own Beretta, etta, etta, a, a, a
Original Lyrics:
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, a, a, a
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
Original Lyrics:
You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my arm forever,
you can stand under my arm forever
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umberella,
you can stand under my umberella
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my arm, brudda.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my armed Beretta.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
A Beretta is a gun.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my armed berretta.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umb-a-rella.
She seems to stick an extra syllable between the "b" and "r" of "umbrella," which is why it's often misunderstood.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stay under my arm forever.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stand my underarm Beretta
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my Umbrella
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
A liar didn't have to tell.
Original Lyrics:
A lie I didn't have to tell
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because we both know that I'm about to go.
Original Lyrics:
Because we both know where I'm about to go.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a Muller Ice.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a martyrer
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be another one.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the mother of....
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a muller rice.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be, a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be, a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to myself
Get it over with.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head
Get it over with.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Story of my life
searchin' for the right
but it keeps bording me.
Original Lyrics:
Story of my life
searchin' for the right
but it keeps avoiding me.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reason why this guy is blue
Original Lyrics:
The reason why the sky is blue
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, he's gonna take a gun
And put it to his head.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head.
"Wait Your Turn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to be so afraid
Cuz I got Ron Paul on my team
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to be so afraid
Cuz I got room up on my team
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghetto diamonds in the light
Original Lyrics:
Yellow diamonds in the light
Ghetto Diamonds would have actually made a lot of sense because any place where there are ghetto diamonds would be a hopeless place.
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell in love and I own this place.
We fell in love and I own this place.
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place.
We found love in a hopeless place.
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell in love in a hopeless place
We fell in love in a hopeless place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell in love in an office place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell in love with a horse's face
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found a dove in a hopeless place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found a line and I held his place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love in a hold this place,
We found love in a whole damn place.
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place,
We found love in a hopeless place.
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love in a homeless place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love in a hooker's place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: The performer's name is spelled RIHanna, not RHIanna. (The 'I' comes before the 'H', not the other way around.)
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
We fell in love in a hopeless way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love in a hornet's nest
We found love in a hornet's nest
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
We found love in a hopeless place
"We Found Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your love in a heartless place
Original Lyrics:
We found love in a hopeless place
"Wild Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get wasted underground, n***er
Original Lyrics:
White girl wasted on brown liquor
"Wild Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
White girl wasted on a brown n***er
Original Lyrics:
White girl wasted on brown liquor

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