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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Kenny Loggins.

Kenny Loggins

Kenny Loggins', "For The First Time"
Better Lyrics:
For the first time, I am putting on these jeans
For the first time, they're tight since they've been washed
I can't believe that they don't fit, And they make me look like sh*t
Now I look just like a fat ass... Fat ass...
For the first time
Original Lyrics:
For the first time, I am looking in your eyes
For the first time, I am seeing who you are
I can't believe how much I see, When you're looking back at me
Now I understand what love is... Love is...
For the first time
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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