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"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas, summer brings me home
Original Lyrics:
Please celebrate me home
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta count on being dumb
Original Lyrics:
I gotta count on being gone
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please celebrate me, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
Please celebrate me home
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We celebrate me home
Original Lyrics:
Please celebrate me home
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost killed a bird today
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always was a bird to be.
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always where I burn today.
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I Right is not secure!
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone!
No thanks, this is the Federal Bureau of Investigation of the private sector.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney is a dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging you to attack and go
Original Lyrics:
Begging you to touch and go
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging you to tax(i) and go
Original Lyrics:
Begging you to touch and go
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging you to taxi and go
Original Lyrics:
Begging you to touch and go
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly away to the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a ride into the Danger Zone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take you ridin' to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take your mind into the Danger Zone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half way to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He is under tension, beggin' you to touch your hole
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension, beggin' you to touch and go
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven up your ass, listen to it howl and roar
Original Lyrics:
Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide-a-way, true love, danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding to the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding to the denture zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High-A-Way to Finger Zone,
Imma take you right to poo the Finger Zone
Imma take you right to poo the Finger Zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway to the Dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway to the Trader Joe's
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the Danger Zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway to the ninth hour.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway, school girl, Danger zone!
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway, tombstone, danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I endure the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it to the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went through the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you right into the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the edge
Listen to her howl and roll
Beggin' for attention
Making you to attach and go.
Listen to her howl and roll
Beggin' for attention
Making you to attach and go.
Original Lyrics:
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Begging you to touch and go.
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Begging you to touch and go.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles are so tense and...
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, yea, Kool-Aid, danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwich with no edges
Always what I yearn to eat.
Always what I yearn to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be.
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got you jumpin' off the track
Original Lyrics:
She got you jumpin' off the deck
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it in the old vagina.
Original Lyrics:
Stick it into overdrive.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
planet of the apes, listen to the howling roar
Original Lyrics:
Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm parked in my car.
I'm parked in my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I got in my car.
I got in my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm driving my car.
I'm driving my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm punchin' my card.
I'm punchin' my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my car.
I'm punching my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my cart.
I'm punching my cart.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm watching my car.
I'm watching my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
out washing my car.
out washing my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm washing my car
Eight hours, for what?
Oh hell, I missed a spot
I'm washing my car
Eight hours, for what?
Oh hell, I missed a spot
Original Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm washing, my car
I'm washing, my car
Original Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
I'm punching my card
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on the whole wheat track
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cousin Louis, cousin Louis, kick off your Sunday shoes
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hours, for work
Oh, tell me, what a guy!
Oh, tell me, what a guy!
Original Lyrics:
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
Oh, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your sorry shoes
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Footloose, footloose
Kick out ya Sunday moose.
Kick out ya Sunday moose.
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, footloose
Kick off ya Sunday shoes.
Kick off ya Sunday shoes.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Froot Loops! Froot Loops! Kick off your Sunday shoes!
Original Lyrics:
Footloose! Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Geez Louise put me up on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the railway track
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off your cold-cream crack
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the corned beef back
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the whole-wheat track
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey nurse, four words: Don't tell me "what a guy!"
Original Lyrics:
Eight hours, for what? Lord, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey yeah, forward,
Oh, tell me what you got.
Oh, tell me what you got.
Original Lyrics:
Eight hours, for what?
Lord, tell me what I got
Lord, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been working so hard
Ate lunch in, my car.
Ate lunch in, my car.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, full work!
Don't tell me "Whatta guy!"
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, full work!
Don't tell me "Whatta guy!"
Original Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lift the seat up
Or else she'll tear up this town
Or else she'll tear up this town
Original Lyrics:
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Or else I'll tear up this town
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live to see them
Or else I'll tear up this town
Or else I'll tear up this town
Original Lyrics:
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Or else I'll tear up this town
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the old-skool track.
Original Lyrics:
Come on before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the whole wheat crack.
Original Lyrics:
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, cut back
Come off the whole wheat crack.
Come off the whole wheat crack.
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon get all way back
C'mon get all way back
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, get back
Come off that whole wheat track.
Come off that whole wheat track.
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeez, Louise
Blow me off of my knees.
Blow me off of my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise
Help me off of my knees.
Help me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick off those summer shoes
Original Lyrics:
Kick off those Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick off with Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Kick off those Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loops
Froot Loops
Kick off those Sundance shoes
Froot Loops
Kick off those Sundance shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sundance shoes
Footloose
Kick off your Sundance shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I've got a cousin Lewis
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my lord, come on come on let's go.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Milo, come on come on let's go.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up your Sunday shoes
Original Lyrics:
Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Louise
Hold me up on my niece.
Hold me up on my niece.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees.
Pull me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Louise, go out and get me some cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise, help me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the corned beef hash
Original Lyrics:
Come on before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Use your clues
Everybody loves Footloose
Everybody loves Footloose
Original Lyrics:
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
Everybody cut footloose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, my Lord
C'mon, c'mon, let's go.
C'mon, c'mon, let's go.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon, let go.
C'mon, c'mon, let go.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning urine for sure
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some--
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some...
Somebody to tell you
(That) Darth Vader's passing you by
Somebody to tell you
(That) Darth Vader's passing you by
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some...
Somebody to tell you
(That) life ain't a passing you by
Somebody to tell you
(That) life ain't a passing you by
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life may be passing you by.
Somebody to tell you
That life may be passing you by.
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't a-passing you by.
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't a-passing you by.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, you're in cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some--
"Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now while we're here at home
Original Lyrics:
Now while we're here alone
"Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
I tried and tried to find you
I prayed to treat the pain away
And please a reckoning.
I tried and tried to find you
I prayed to treat the pain away
And please a reckoning.
Original Lyrics:
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
I cried out trying to find you
I begged the dream to fade away
And please awaken me.
I cried out trying to find you
I begged the dream to fade away
And please awaken me.
"Heart To Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did someone just fart?
Original Lyrics:
To touch each other's hearts
"Heart To Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tootsie Tomlin heart
Original Lyrics:
To touch each others hearts
"Heart to Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we go on forever?
Original Lyrics:
Can we go on together?
"Heartlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like a bigot in the night
or
Burning like a f****t in the night
or
Burning like bacon in the night
or
Burning like a f****t in the night
or
Burning like bacon in the night
Original Lyrics:
Burning like a beacon in the night
"Heartlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to Hard Life
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to Heartlight
On the December 1, 1984 broadcast of "American Top 40 with Casey Kasem", this song was played as a Long Distance Dedication; the letter read by Casey gave the title as "Welcome to Hard Life" (even though "Welcome to" is not part of the title); on the outro, he gave the correct title, with slight emphasis on "Heartlight".
"Heartlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa hoa, apart the line.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to Heartlight.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it tonight,
Doing it naps alee
But if it's too fizzy
The cunning is a game
Doing it naps alee
But if it's too fizzy
The cunning is a game
Original Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Do it in nips alee,
But if it's too feelin'
Gonna dis a game.
Do it in nips alee,
But if it's too feelin'
Gonna dis a game.
Original Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up your bite (Pickin' up your bite)
Original Lyrics:
Makin' up your mind (Makin' up your mind)
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you gonna give me a bite?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna bed at night?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna be today?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna bid against?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you be today?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why d'you got to give me advice?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to gimme advice?
Why don't you just let me be?
Why don't you just let me be?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
Can't you just let it be?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a bite?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme five?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to catch the day-ah-ah
No, no, no, now, headed for the better way
Some singulary kid
Can I help to get you a job?
No, no, no, now, headed for the better way
Some singulary kid
Can I help to get you a job?
Original Lyrics:
Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away
Some Cinderella kid
Get it up and get you a job
No, no, cannonball it right away
Some Cinderella kid
Get it up and get you a job
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the bear?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man? Why don't you just magistrate?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man? Pay attention to the magistrate
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't listen to the mayor
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man?
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights with me
Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-three
Original Lyrics:
I'm free.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what I want.
or
No, what I want.
or
No, what I want.
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's standing in the parking lot.
or
My heart's staying here for far too long.
or
My heart's staying here for far too long.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's staying where my heart belongs.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice cream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I'm free!)
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Ice scream!)
or
(I scream!)
or
(I scream!)
Original Lyrics:
(I'm free!)
"Keep the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat the fire burning tonight
Original Lyrics:
Keep the fire burning tonight
"Keep the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your river is famous
Original Lyrics:
Your river is fading
"Meet Me Halfway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning love another lie.
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning love another lie.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't keep from laughing, add it up
Original Lyrics:
And I can't keep from laughing at it all
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw it all away
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' all the way
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to learn to feel it all
Original Lyrics:
Got to learn to be the ball
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lose a nation, it comes as some surprise
Original Lyrics:
My illumination may come as some surprise
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you all the way
Original Lyrics:
I'm going all the way
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's food
But I'm nobody's food
Original Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's fool
But I'm nobody's fool
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll throw it all away
Original Lyrics:
I'm going all the way
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
If time is gonna mean anything, you got to promise me the fall.
Original Lyrics:
If time has taught me anything, you got to learn to be the ball.
The correct lyrics make sense if you're one of the five people who have seen "Caddyshack 2".
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a place when the cloud slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded bearing its weightor
In the place when the clown slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his way
Leaves you dumbfounded bearing its weightor
In the place when the clown slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his way
Original Lyrics:
To the place when the clouds stops the wind in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, lassoing love for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a roll, backseat in love for you baby
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a roll, backseat in love for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a roll, that's enough for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
Theme From 'Caddyshack ii'
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I love all you cowboys, gonna ride
Original Lyrics:
Saddle up all you cowboys, gonna ride
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winds are wild, it's Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
Winds of wild insanity.
"Playing With The Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
After Tyson's pounces
Original Lyrics:
After chasing sunsets
"Playing With The Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could taste a sausage
I don't have a lot of simple choice
But to play with the boys.
I don't have a lot of simple choice
But to play with the boys.
Original Lyrics:
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playin' with the boys.
One of life's simple joys
Is playin' with the boys.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I want to know.
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked along.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Posing our question to Al in B.O.
Original Lyrics:
Posing a question to Owl and Eeyore.
"Return to Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a honey job stuck on his gnome
Original Lyrics:
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(This isn't)
The wedding is over
The wedding is over
Original Lyrics:
(This is it)
The waiting is over
The waiting is over
The backing vocals, noted by the parentheses, were provided by Michael McDonald.
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For once in the night, America.
Stand up and fight.
Dit dit!
Stand up and fight.
Dit dit!
Original Lyrics:
For once in your life, here's your miracle.
Stand up and fight.
This is it!
Stand up and fight.
This is it!
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How are you gonna wait for a sight
Your miracle
Stand up and try
Your miracle
Stand up and try
Original Lyrics:
How are you gonna wait for a sign
Your miracle
Stand up and fight
Your miracle
Stand up and fight
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wandering - why?
Original Lyrics:
I've been wondering why
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more reason to drive
or
One more reason to ride
(later)
Nowhere to hide
or
One more reason to ride
(later)
Nowhere to hide
Original Lyrics:
One more reason to try
(later)
No way to hide
(later)
No way to hide
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been times in my mind
Original Lyrics:
There been times in my life
"Walking In The Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
Original Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
"Welcome to Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard life
Original Lyrics:
Heartlight
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beans don't burn on us every night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
Features Stevie Nicks on harmony vocals.
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love flowing on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love showing on assembly night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love showing up on Saturday Night
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love stories on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
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