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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kenny Loggins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 145 misheard song lyrics for Kenny Loggins on amIright currently.

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"Cody's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good conditioner
Original Lyrics:
Unconditional
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost killed a bird today
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always was a bird to be.
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always where I burn today.
Original Lyrics:
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging you to attack and go
Original Lyrics:
Begging you to touch and go
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Center of attention
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take you ridin' to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you right into the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half way to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven up your ass, listen to it howl and roar
Original Lyrics:
Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide-a-way, true love, danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding to the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway to the ninth hour.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway, school girl, Danger zone!
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway, tombstone, danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I endure the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went through the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a right into the danger zone
Original Lyrics:
I'll take you right into the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the edge
Listen to her howl and roll
Beggin' for attention
Making you to attach and go.
Original Lyrics:
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Begging you to touch and go.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Met her in detention
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles are so tense and...
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never under tension
Original Lyrics:
Metal under tension
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, yea, Kool-Aid, danger zone.
Original Lyrics:
Highway to the danger zone
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwich with no edges
Always what I yearn to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be.
"Danger Zone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it in the old vagina.
Original Lyrics:
Stick it into overdrive.
"Danny's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see his fur go rising,
it's a very good sign
Original Lyrics:
Pisces, Virgo rising,
is a very good sign
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't erked, for work?
Original Lyrics:
Eights hours, for what?
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
out washing my car
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I got in my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm driving my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I punch in my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm watching my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been workin' so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm washing my car
Eight hours, for what?
Oh hell, I missed a spot
Original Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been working so hard
Out washing my car.
Original Lyrics:
Been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow me up to my knees
Original Lyrics:
Pull me up from my knees
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Moose
Original Lyrics:
Footloose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celuse, feluse
Original Lyrics:
Cut loose, footloose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your sorry shoes
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Footloose, footloose
Kick out ya Sunday moose.
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, footloose
Kick off ya Sunday shoes.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Froot Loops! Froot Loops! Kick off your Sunday shoes!
Original Lyrics:
Footloose! Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Froot loops, froot loops
Original Lyrics:
Foot loose, foot loose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fruit Loops
Original Lyrics:
Footloose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off your cold-cream crack
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the whole-wheat track
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey nurse, four words: Don't tell me "what a guy!"
Original Lyrics:
Eight hours, for what? Lord, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been working so hard
Ate lunch in, my car.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, full work!
Don't tell me "Whatta guy!"
Original Lyrics:
I been working so hard
I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lift the seat up
Or else she'll tear up this town
Original Lyrics:
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live to see them
Or else I'll tear up this town
Original Lyrics:
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Jonathan Loose.
Original Lyrics:
I'm turnin' it loose.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the whole wheat crack
or
I'm on the old-skool track.
Original Lyrics:
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm parking my car.
Original Lyrics:
I'm punching my card.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm punching my car
Original Lyrics:
I'm punching my card
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, cut back
Come off the whole wheat crack.
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon get all way back
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, get back
Come off that whole wheat track.
Original Lyrics:
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeez, Louise
Blow me off of my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise
Help me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loops
Froot Loops
Kick off those Sundance shoes
Original Lyrics:
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my lord, come on come on let's go.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Milo, come on come on let's go.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Louise
Hold me up on my niece.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Louise, go out and get me some cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise, help me off of my knees.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, do wees
Original Lyrics:
Please, Louise!
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the corned beef hash
Original Lyrics:
Come on before we crack
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sousin Louis, cousin Louis, kick off your Sunday shoes
Original Lyrics:
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toulouse
Original Lyrics:
Footloose
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, my Lord
C'mon, c'mon, let's go.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, Milo
C'mon, c'mon, let go.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some...
Somebody to tell you
(That) Darth Vader's passing you by
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some...
Somebody to tell you
(That) life ain't a passing you by
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That Darth Vader's passing you by.
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life may be passing you by.
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't a-passing you by.
"Footloose" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burning, you're in cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
You're burning, yearning for the sun.
"Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
I tried and tried to find you
I prayed to treat the pain away
And please a reckoning.
Original Lyrics:
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
I cried out trying to find you
I begged the dream to fade away
And please awaken me.
"Heart To Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did someone just fart?
Original Lyrics:
To touch each other's hearts
"Heart To Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tootsie Tomlin heart
Original Lyrics:
To touch each others hearts
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amber eyes
Original Lyrics:
I'm all right
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amber lights
Original Lyrics:
I'm all right.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amber nights
Original Lyrics:
I'm all right.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amber rain
Original Lyrics:
I'm all right.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amorite
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal Rights!
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright!
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it tonight,
Doing it naps alee
But if it's too fizzy
The cunning is a game
Original Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Do it in nips alee,
But if it's too feelin'
Gonna dis a game.
Original Lyrics:
Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emmalyne
Original Lyrics:
I'm all right.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on ice
Original Lyrics:
I'm allright
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on rye
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on ice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lam o' rang
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes again
Original Lyrics:
Some Cinderella kid
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I beat ten
Original Lyrics:
Own heart beatin'
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up your bite (Pickin' up your bite)
Original Lyrics:
Makin' up your mind (Makin' up your mind)
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Samurai
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright.
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So sick of relatives
Original Lyrics:
Some Cinderella kid
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you gonna give me a bite?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna bed at night?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna be today?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you gonna bid against?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you want? Who you be today?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you have to gimme advice?
Why don't you just let me be?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a bite?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme five?
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to catch the day-ah-ah
No, no, no, now, headed for the better way
Some singulary kid
Can I help to get you a job?
Original Lyrics:
Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away
Some Cinderella kid
Get it up and get you a job
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the bear?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man? Why don't you just magistrate?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man? Pay attention to the magistrate
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't listen to the mayor
Original Lyrics:
You wanna listen to the man?
"I'm Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to give me advice.
Original Lyrics:
Why you got to gimme a fight?
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights with me
Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-three
Original Lyrics:
I'm free.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what I want.
or
No, what I want.
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's standing in the parking lot.
or
My heart's staying here for far too long.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's staying where my heart belongs.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Listen to me!
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want
Listen to me.
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young, one-eyed bum
Original Lyrics:
You're what I want.
"Meet Me Halfway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning love another lie.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.
"Nobody's Fool (Theme From 'Caddyshack ii')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, lassoing love for you, baby.
or
On a roll, backseat in love for you, baby.
or
On a roll, that's enough for you, baby.
or
On a roll, that's enough for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw it all away
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' all the way
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lose a nation, it comes as some surprise
Original Lyrics:
My illumination may come as some surprise
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's food
Original Lyrics:
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's fool
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
If time is gonna mean anything, you got to promise me the fall.
Original Lyrics:
If time has taught me anything, you got to learn to be the ball.
The correct lyrics make sense if you're one of the five people who have seen "Caddyshack 2".
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a place when the cloud slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded bearing its weightor
In the place when the clown slaps you in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his way
Original Lyrics:
To the place when the clouds stops the wind in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a roll, backseat in love for you baby
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I love all you cowboys, gonna ride
Original Lyrics:
Saddle up all you cowboys, gonna ride
"Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winds are wild, it's Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
Winds of wild insanity.
"Playing With The Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could taste a sausage
I don't have a lot of simple choice
But to play with the boys.
Original Lyrics:
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playin' with the boys.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I want to know.
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked along.
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Posing our question to Al in B.O.
Original Lyrics:
Posing a question to Owl and Eeyore.
"Return to Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a honey job stuck on his gnome
Original Lyrics:
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For once in the night, America.
Stand up and fight.
Dit dit!
Original Lyrics:
For once in your life, here's your miracle.
Stand up and fight.
This is it!
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more raisin to try
Original Lyrics:
One more reason to try
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shiznit
Original Lyrics:
This is it!
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wedding is over.
Original Lyrics:
The waiting is over.
"This Is It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is grits!
Original Lyrics:
This is it!
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heave a lot, I'm no sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vahevala, homeless sailor.
"Vox Humana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck you, mama
Original Lyrics:
Vox Humana
"Walking In The Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
Original Lyrics:
I'm walking in the air,
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
"Welcome To Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like a bigot in the night
or
Burning like a f****t in the night
or
Burning like bacon in the night
Original Lyrics:
Burning like a beacon in the night
"Welcome To Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa hoa, apart the line.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to Heartlight.
"Welcome To Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo, woo, hard life
Original Lyrics:
Woo, woo, heartlight
"Welcome To Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woo, woo, hard light
Original Lyrics:
Woo, woo, heartlight
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beans don't burn on us every night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
Features Stevie Nicks on harmony vocals.
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love flowing on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love showing on assembly night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love showing up on Saturday Night
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet love stories on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.

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