Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Traditional
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Traditional.
Traditional's, "Are You Sleeping, Brother John? (Frere Jacques)"
Better Lyrics:
Are you drinking, are you drinking, from the john, from the john?
Original Lyrics:
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, brother John, brother John?
Submitted by: Andria
Traditional's, "Happy Birthday"
Better Lyrics:
Happy birthday KaSLaX
There's no more mistake
Now blow out your candles
Don't spit on its cake
There's no more mistake
Now blow out your candles
Don't spit on its cake
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear [person's name]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear [person's name]
Happy birthday to you
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Traditional's, "Happy Birthday"
Better Lyrics:
Slappy Birthday to you!
Slappy Birthday to you!
You need a good slapping,
And I'll give you one, too!
Slappy Birthday to you!
You need a good slapping,
And I'll give you one, too!
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear (insert name here),
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear (insert name here),
Happy Birthday to you!
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Better Lyrics:
Jingle Bells
Harper smells
Martin's party's dead
I can't see the NDP
Or the BQ get ahead
Harper smells
Martin's party's dead
I can't see the NDP
Or the BQ get ahead
Original Lyrics:
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Submitted by: Left of Centre
Traditional's, "Little LuLu"
Better Lyrics:
To my Dalmation: Mr. Leo, Mr. Leo with freckles on his chin
Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in.
Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in.
Original Lyrics:
Little Lulu, Little Lulu with freckles on her chin
Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in
Using Daddy's necktie for the tail on your kite
Using Moma' lipstick for the letter you write.
Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in
Using Daddy's necktie for the tail on your kite
Using Moma' lipstick for the letter you write.
Submitted by: Margo
Traditional's, "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall"
Better Lyrics:
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
Get a flamethrower and burn them all,
Zero bottles of beer on the wall!
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
Get a flamethrower and burn them all,
Zero bottles of beer on the wall!
Original Lyrics:
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
Submitted by: Jeffrey Hope
Traditional's, "Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
first day of christmas my true love gave to me a beer
Original Lyrics:
first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
a partridge in a pear tree
Submitted by: Teresa Follows
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