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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Rick Springfield.

Rick Springfield

Rick Springfield's, "Jessie's Girl"
Better Lyrics:
Ted Cruz is a fiend,
Yeah, endorsements are kinda hard to find
But lately his campaign's changed
With Rubio in mind
Ted Cruz has got himself a girl for an attack ad, oh what a find!

And someone recognized her with their eyes
And they remembered her soft body, exposed it!
And it did him harm, harm in the spotlight

Pulled the ad on Ted Cruz's girl!
On CNN all 'round the world
Why would he use a woman like that?
(Soft porn Star)

Being so Evangelical???
Original Lyrics:
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it!
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Submitted by: Rob Arndt

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