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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for R.E.M. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 654 misheard song lyrics for R.E.M. on amIright currently.

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"All The Right Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Party, Jew, party!
Original Lyrics:
Party to party
"All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, all the wooble radar
You've done with the womble eaters
And challenged the laws of chance.
Original Lyrics:
Hummin', all the way to Reno
You've dusted the non-believers
And challenged the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And challenge the lousy chance.
Original Lyrics:
And challenge the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave all the weight in Reno
dusted in on the livers
and challenged to lust a chance
...
Your measle eye have kept me descend on your sleeve
...
Hey it's written on your fate you're a careless head there is a tendency to change
and you've known that from the milk canning
Original Lyrics:
Humming all the way to Reno
Dusted the non-believers
And challenge the laws of chance
...
You may as well have 'kick me' Fastened on your sleeve
...
Wing is written on your feet
Your achilles heel Is the tendency to dream
But you've know that from the beginning.
"All The Way To Reno" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You might as well have had kicked me
Imprisoned in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
You may as well have 'kick me'
Fastened on your sleeve.
"At My Most Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the clothes die watching me.
Original Lyrics:
I know your closed eye watching me.
"At My Most Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the clothes die watching me
Original Lyrics:
I know the closed eye watching me
"Bad Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free Teflon, whitewash, President Siever
Sick of being jerked around.
Original Lyrics:
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around.
"Bang And Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a little willy
Original Lyrics:
You got a little worry
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the c**t that you should seize.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cupcake you shall need.
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed
"Beachball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Je désolé
Original Lyrics:
À tes souhaits
Both are French. I thought it meant 'I'm sorry', whereas the real lyric means 'With your wishes'.
"Begin The Begin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lander's tie, the murderer's shoe
Original Lyrics:
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
"Begin The Begin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the landlord's tie murders you.
or
The philanderers tied the murderer's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
"Binky The Doormat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distant says my tin-doll savior.
Original Lyrics:
Distance are my tendency.
"Bittersweet Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my peer,
your loving ears are wearing thin and cracking
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my peer,
your veneer is wearing thin and cracking
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get better than you
Original Lyrics:
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gettin' ready for bed.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loyal Jeff he knows the lowdown
Original Lyrics:
Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your troubles out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your trolls out the door
"Can't Get There From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your world is a lobster
A band to swallow your hole
Original Lyrics:
When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
"Can't Get There from Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get there from here.
"Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Box cars are totally out of town
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boxcars are burning out of town.
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Box cars (like, totally) out of town
Original Lyrics:
Box cars (are pulling) out of town
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Private row of socks
Original Lyrics:
Carnival of sorts
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock stars are out of time
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock stars are turning out of town.
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can o' poop can o' poop can o' poop
Original Lyrics:
Catapult catapult catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can of food, can of food, can of food
Original Lyrics:
Catapult, catapult, catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat afloat
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat-food
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caterpillar
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cattle prod
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep women are silly things
Deep women are silly things
Original Lyrics:
Did we miss anything?
Did we miss anything?
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a First!
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a boat!
Original Lyrics:
Catapult!
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two women sitting there
Two women sitting there
Original Lyrics:
Did we miss anything?
Did we miss anything?
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aquaman
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Book 'em Dan
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jokerman
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polka man
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to barf Uncle man.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark On command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to floss, on command.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to pour Uncle Ben's.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm a country boy.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm to watch it boil, Jokerman.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonka man
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ben
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I make myself be a baker
To make her mine?
Original Lyrics:
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and salad potato
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Splinter.
I'm the real thing.
Original Lyrics:
I am smitten.
I'm the real thing.
Splinter is the rat on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus said, 'Tomato'
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sad tornado.
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles of pot roast
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I've been tattoo'd.
Original Lyrics:
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics:
I could be your Frankenstein.
One of Alice Cooper's best-known songs is 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
"Cuyahoga" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your hood up, now.
Original Lyrics:
Cuyahoga, gone.
"Cuyahoga" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weenie skinned, you and me
or
Weelie bins, you and me.
Original Lyrics:
We knee skinned, you and me.
"Cuyahoga" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Weenie skins and you and me Weenie skin That river ran
Original Lyrics:
We knee-skinned it, you and me We knee-skinned that river red
"Daysleeper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must scream, the blinding light
I must scream, I work at night.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the screen, the blinding light
I'm the screen, I work at night.
"Daysleeper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tasty bird
Original Lyrics:
Daysleeper
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train doctor says
Original Lyrics:
And the train conductor says
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our line uploaders says the applets won't get started
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilot to the sun in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the verge of the sea
Locomotive 8, stop get dressed
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
Original Lyrics:
He piloted this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the "Go-Tell" crusade
Locomotive 8, southern crescent
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The power lines have grown, so the airplanes won't get mad.
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The power lines have motors
So the eblings won't get mad.
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters
So the airplanes won't get snagged.
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The power lines have produce so the airplanes won't get smashed
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
"Driver 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Violet did this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the go-tell crusade
Original Lyrics:
He piloted this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the go-tell crusade
"Electolite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kissing Queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"Electrolite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm more machine
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
or
I'm Martin Sheen
both correct lyrics are possible for this misheard lyric (both appear in the song)
"Electrolite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still a queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"Electrolite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still the Queen.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen.
"Electrolite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still the queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy hoots
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't blow your head off.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your hand.
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw your ham.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your hand.
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody Hertz.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody burbs.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody burps.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time to sit alone
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to sing along
"Everybody Hurts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone, and the night, the night is yours alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
Original Lyrics:
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consuming the coffee
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought of you as queer.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought of you as quick.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land of Gentry, Russian allies
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry, rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russian allies.
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russian lies
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russians alive
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me my car keys.
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me my car keys
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Fall On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Army
Original Lyrics:
Fall on me
"Fall On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find this guy and tell this guy and lift your arms to beg this guy
And ask this guy and ask this guy
To fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me-e-eee.
Original Lyrics:
Buy the sky and sell the sky and lift your arms up to the sky
And ask the sky and ask the sky
Don't fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me.
"Femme Fatale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a friendly towel.
Original Lyrics:
She's a femme fatale.
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corey understood the rows of hay
Original Lyrics:
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cory Anderson, the Rose of Hate
Original Lyrics:
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have got to find the river
Burden my invertebrate
Run through my head and fall away.
Original Lyrics:
I have got to find the river
Bergamot and vetiver
Run through my head and fall away.
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where people drown and people surf
Original Lyrics:
Where people drown and people serve
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Ghengis Khan
Original Lyrics:
Gardening at night
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamacia.
Original Lyrics:
Gardening at night.
"Gardening At Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said I couldn't be a man
Original Lyrics:
They said it couldn't be arranged
"Great Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers in the graveyard
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers in the great beyond
"Great Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over my shoulder
help me in I'm falling crash into the ground
Original Lyrics:
Over my shoulder
a piano falls crashing to the ground
"Hairshirt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Away up high in the Attic of the Wrong
Dogs like chess.
Original Lyrics:
Away up high in the attic of the wrong dog's life chest.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind is wasting.
Original Lyrics:
My mind is racing.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the saddest DOS ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the saddest task ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen.
"Harborcoat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, my harborcoat.
Original Lyrics:
Please find my harborcoat.
"High Speed Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I baked it myself today.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
"High Speed Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I picked it myself today.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
"I Remember California" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess we took a spore ride
Original Lyrics:
I guess we took us for a ride
"I Remember California" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I recall the chewer there
Original Lyrics:
I recall that you were there
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
1980, 80, 488, 92, 2...
Original Lyrics:
1980, '84, '88, '92 (2)...
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper stole the power from victims of the High-Speed-'em years.
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
dusting all the principles in the variation pool.
Original Lyrics:
These bastards stole the power from the victims of the us vs. them years,
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dusting off the precipice since you trickled down, right on cue
They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine.
Marched into the capitol Brooding complicit, us with Kennedy, well,
Media read the heartless enablers who pursue us, citizens who were achievers
Mega ultra power dozing
We lack sleeping sleeping sleeping, sleeping, yeah yeah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
They hypnotized the summer, nineteen seventy-nine.
Marched into the capital brooding duplicitous, wicked and able,
Media-ready, heartless, and labeled super u.s. citizen, super achiever,
Mega ultra power dosing. relax.
Defense, defense, defense, defense. yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stevens, Stevens, Stevens, Stevens
Original Lyrics:
Defense, defense, defense, defense
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know that.
Original Lyrics:
Ignoreland
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fried egg fashion show teenager
Original Lyrics:
Like a Friday fashion show teenager
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That sugar cake, that tasted good.
Original Lyrics:
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"Imitation Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This sugar king, that tasted good.
Original Lyrics:
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Misheard Lyrics:
And turn 'em into, turn 'em into, turn 'em into flies.
Original Lyrics:
A tournament of, tournament of, tournament of lies.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgin snakes, airplanes.
Original Lyrics:
Birds and snakes, aeroplanes.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammi Severoni
Original Lyrics:
World serves its own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get caught in Porn Tower.
Original Lyrics:
Don't get caught in foreign towers.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dummy, serve your own needs!
Original Lyrics:
Don't mis-serve your own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing in, unicorn
Original Lyrics:
Locking in uniform
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a cigarette!
Original Lyrics:
Automotive incinerate.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
Original Lyrics:
Eye of a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the end of the world - Eskimo it!
Original Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I can't drive.
Original Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay an egg, Birdstein.
Original Lyrics:
Leonard Bernstein
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lech Walensa coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her wasn't coming in a hurry
with the fluries breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce and Lester Banks
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not a fray.
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not a man
or
Lenny Bruce is not a prey
or
Lenny Bruce is not a prey
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not his name.
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leprechauns are coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester Flatt was comin' in a hurry with the fury breathin' down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester Wester, coming in a hurry
With the beer, he's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester is a comin' in a hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester was a Kermit in a hurry with a beer,
he's breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming in a hurry with the
Furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lestor Bangs coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon was a terminator.
Hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming
In a hurry with the furies
Breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six o'clock, TV hour, Donkey Kong for Atari
Original Lyrics:
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes on aeroplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake,
Virgin snakes and aeroplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide.
Mountain, Saint Edelite.
Original Lyrics:
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide.
Mountains sit in a line.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie my hands some time alone.
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time I have some Tylenol
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time has to move along.
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone.
Sung in the background during the chorus.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to serve your own needs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't misserve your own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in uniform, Put Berny plugmatic,
every motive escalate, auto motor siner, eh!
Light a candle, Light a motor,
step down step down,
Watching Neil crush crush, uh-oh,
this means no beer, cavalier,
really can't stear clear,
turn em in, turn em in, turn em into flies
Original Lyrics:
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive.
Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh,
this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear!
A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess it started with earthquakes,
burges of snakes and airplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's the End of the World As We Know It..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Wire in the fire, representatives have engaged
Original Lyrics:
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
"King Of Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a gibbon.
Original Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a given.
"King Of Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a gibbon
Singer, sing me a song.
Original Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a given
Singer, sing me a song.
"King Of Comedy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with a 'shroom tonight
Make your money with a spurt of ice
If you can wing it
Make your money with a Fighter Fly
Make your money with a battle cry
Weekend why, as long as you need it.
Original Lyrics:
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
You can lie as long as you mean it.
Fighter Fly is an enemy from the old video game 'Mario Bros.'
"King of Comedy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a manatee
Original Lyrics:
I'm not commodity
"King of Comedy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a pot of tea
Original Lyrics:
I'm not commodity
"King of Comedy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your money with a Zulu trial
Make your money, let's sing it tonight
Make your money, that's good advice
If you can bring it
Make your money with a power tie
Make your money with Robert Bly
Original Lyrics:
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
"Leaving New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving New York with a stiffy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York never easy.
"Leaving New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving Walmart, never easy.
or
Leaving K-Mart, never easy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York, never easy.
"Leaving New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving Walmart, never easy
or
Leaving K-Mmart, never easy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York, never easy.
"Life And How To Live It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My cock (rooster) is running around in the valley.
Original Lyrics:
My pockets are out and running about.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I've said too much,
I've said it all
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much,
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues in my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues is my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
Consider this Hit of the Century (or Hurt of the century)
Consider this...
slip... brought me to my knees... Pale.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
Consider this Hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees. Pale.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The smurf that brought me to my knees failed
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
This is that brought me to my knees pale.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
Consider this
Oh no situee!
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees...Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees - KO.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been sad enough.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you cry
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you die.
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you trite.
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you, Schreib
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sleep.
or
I thought that I heard you see.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
In my favorite chair.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you loved me
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you scream.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you're not here
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard your nappy.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spot like
Losing my innervision.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight
Losing my erection
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie, disfigure, I'll disfigure you, your head is in my knee
Original Lyrics:
Life is bigger, it's bigger then you and you are not me
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed.
Original Lyrics:
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are not me.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a herd lost and blind before
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a herd lost and blind in foe
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost and blinded bull
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost and blinded foal.
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blind and cold foal
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool (fool)
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blindfolded fool.
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing my erection trying to keep it up for you
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion, trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing my ray vision.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lou, zing my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I am sad too much, Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much, I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I'm sad too much
I haven't set it up
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much, I've said enough
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much, I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much
I said it out.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I said too much
I said enough.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I've said too much
I've said enough.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I am bigger, bigger than you,
and you are knock-kneed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Life is bigger It's bigger than you,
and you are not me.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, life, Spigger
Spigger than you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, life is bigger
Bigger than you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, light a cigger
Original Lyrics:
Oh, life is bigger
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, loudspeaker!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, life, it's bigger.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mine is bigger, bigger than yours.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, no, I am sad too much Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, no, I said too much
I said it all
Original Lyrics:
Oh, no, I said too much
I set it up
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was just a tree.
Original Lyrics:
That was just a dream.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was just cream.
Original Lyrics:
That was just a dream.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's me and the coroner.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's me and the coroner
That's me and this pot guy
Loose in my religion.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spark... like
Losing my religion.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's me in the porno.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's pee in the corner.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The links that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I said enough.
Original Lyrics:
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things that I will go through
Original Lyrics:
The lengths that I will go to
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch me in the corner
Touch me on the spot like.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying the key on you
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to keep a view
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you
or
Trying to keep an eye on you
"Eye on you" is mentioned in only one part.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to keep off you
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to keep out you
or
Trying to keep a view.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to pee up on you.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you.
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all the Spanish sees
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these Spanish seas come flaming around?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these blatant seeds come flailing around?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fancies come flaming the grown
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flaming aground?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flaming around?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flaming down?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come gaining ground?
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come playing in brown
Original Lyrics:
What if all these fantasies come flailing around
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's in my religion?
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion?
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You Lie, Speaker!
Original Lyrics:
Ohh life's bigger
"Losing My Religion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
trying to pee on poo
Original Lyrics:
Trying to keep up with you
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the Lotus
Original Lyrics:
I ate the Lotus
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the loners
Original Lyrics:
I ate the lotus
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the loud a**.
Original Lyrics:
I ate the lotus.
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the walrus
Original Lyrics:
I ate the lotus
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the donuts.
Original Lyrics:
I ate the lotus.
"Lotus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the lotus
Original Lyrics:
I ate the lotus
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your hands
All full of Chloe
All full of Chloe
Original Lyrics:
I like your hands
All full of glory
All full of glory
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your hands, all full of chlorine
Original Lyrics:
I like your hands, all full of glory
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your hands
Awful and glowing.
Original Lyrics:
I like your hands
All full of glory.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy are you goofin on Elvis St. Peter
or
Andy are you goofin on Elvis street, baby?
or
Andy are you goofin on Elm Street baby?
or
Andy are you goofin on Elm Street baby?
Original Lyrics:
Andy are you goofin on Elvis? Hey, baby
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy are you goofin on elmers glue baby
Original Lyrics:
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, Hey, Baby?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, St. Cruger?
Original Lyrics:
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey, baby?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy are you goofing on LSD, baby?
Original Lyrics:
Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy are you puking on Elvis
or
Andy are you groovin on Elvis?
or
Andy are you groovin on Elvis?
Original Lyrics:
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy, are you good friend of Elvis, hey Baby?
Original Lyrics:
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street, baby?
Original Lyrics:
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy, are you goofing on Elmer's safe glue
Original Lyrics:
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you golfin' on Elvis sayin'
'Baby, are we loose in touch?'
Original Lyrics:
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey Baby are we losin' touch?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie, did you hear about the swan?
Original Lyrics:
Andy, did you hear about this one?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought the limo in the game of Life
Original Lyrics:
Mot the Hoople and the Game of Life
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each of us troubled by the horrible ass
Original Lyrics:
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Edith was troubled by a horrible a**.
Original Lyrics:
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt was struggled by the horrible a**.
Original Lyrics:
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little adage for the never-believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
or
Here's a little edge for the never-believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little goat for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a little agit for the never-believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little wedgy for the never believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here´s a little legend for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Annie did you hear about this one?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Andy, did you hear about this one?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing out there to see
Nothing but jewels
Original Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing that's cool.
or
If you believe there's nothing up that street, nothing at school.
Original Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe,
there's nothing up there to see
Original Lyrics:
If you believe,
there's nothing up their sleeve
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe
There's nothing up in space.
Original Lyrics:
If you believe
There's nothing up their sleeve.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marbles and the game of life
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the game of life
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Kahoon, boy and the game of life
Original Lyrics:
Mot the Hoople and the game of life
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Luther wrote the Game of Life
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Luther, the game of life
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the game of life.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin the moon boy, we gave him a ride.
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning in the game of life.
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the game of life.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had the balls to ask
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had to go up and ask
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin left it all to pass.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breathless mess
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Newton got beaned by the apple wood
Original Lyrics:
Newton got beaned by the apple good
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Newton got mean by the apple bush.
Oedipus troubled by the horrible asp.
Mr Charles Darwin had to gnaw on the mast
Original Lyrics:
Newton got beaned by the apple good.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp.
Mr Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not fully twenty-one, checkers and chess
Original Lyrics:
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers, and chess
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not only twenty, won Checkers and Chess
Original Lyrics:
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing beats twenty-one, checkers in chess.
Original Lyrics:
Monopoly, Twenty-One, Checkers and Chess
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, are you locked in the park?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's not really twenty-one checkers in chess.
Original Lyrics:
Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They put a man on the phone
or
They put a man on the roof
or
They put a man on the roof
Original Lyrics:
They put a man on the moon
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This here Charles Darwin had the balls to ask.
or
At least Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.
"Man On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vodka Moon came alive, yeah yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah
Napoli 21 and the checkers of chess
Original Lyrics:
Moot The Hoople and the game of life, yeah yeah yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah yeah yeah
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess
"Me In Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daphne, look
What it's doing to me?
Original Lyrics:
Left me to love
What it's doing to me?
"New Test Leper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a leopard
or
Call me a leopard, eh.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a leper.
"New Test Leper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't say that I love cheeses
Original Lyrics:
I can't say that I love Jesus
"New Test Leper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lastubioaorius disagrees
Original Lyrics:
The studio audience disagrees
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every streetlight reveals a picture and a verse.
Original Lyrics:
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse.
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every streetlight reveals a picture in the hearse.
Original Lyrics:
Every streetlight reveals a picture in reverse.
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Side by side in orbit around the ferris earth.
Original Lyrics:
Side by side in orbit around the fairest sun.
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Side by side in orbit around the ferrous sun.
Original Lyrics:
Side by side in orbit around the fairest sun.
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That bright tyrant, ever drunk
Original Lyrics:
That bright tight forever drum
"Nightswimming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The brightest titan ever drawn.
Original Lyrics:
That bright tight forever drum.
"One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one eyed love
Original Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I love
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call on me, don't call on me
Original Lyrics:
Collar me, don't collar me
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me, don't color me
Original Lyrics:
Collar me, don't collar me
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me, don't color me
Original Lyrics:
Collar me, don't collar me
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on me, don't fall on me
Get off my spine, I've got my orange crushed.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, come follow me;
Got my Spina, got my orange tree;
Colour me, oh colour me;
Got my Spina, got my orange tree.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
Collar me, don't collar me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me, don't color me
Original Lyrics:
Collar me, don't collar me
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my Sprite, I got my orange Crush.
Original Lyrics:
Got my spine, I got my orange Crush.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my spider, I got my orange crush
Original Lyrics:
I got my spine, I got my orange crush
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my spider, and I got my orange crush.
Original Lyrics:
I got my spine, I got my orange crush.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my Sprite, I've got my Orange Crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my Spy and I've got my Orange Crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my smile, I've got my orange crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lazy gun
Original Lyrics:
Thin the blood
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all itch in South Capri.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Agent Sophocles.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are ageing, sad but free
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are agent summer breeze.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are agents of degree.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are agents self-degree.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are aging first degree.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Orange Crush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are ancient Sophocles.
Original Lyrics:
We are agents of the free.
"Perfect Circle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing, two silk shoulders high in the wind
Having her silk shoulders high in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Standing too soon, shoulders high in the room
Heaven assumed, shoulders high in the room.
"Pilgrimage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilgrimage, escape momentum!
Original Lyrics:
The pilgrimage has gained momentum
"Pilgrimage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilgrimage, escaped from mental!
Take your tune, take your porcine
Original Lyrics:
The pilgrimage has gained momentum
Take a turn, take our fortune
"Pilgrimage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a turn, take a fortune.
Original Lyrics:
Take a turn, take off marching.
"Pilgrimage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a turn, take my front teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Take a turn, take off marching.
"Pop Song 89" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the weatherman?
Original Lyrics:
Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the government?
"Pretty Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my want, her radiant light
All has been tried, to reach her side.
Original Lyrics:
It's what I want, hurry and buy
All has been tried, follow reason and buy.
"Pretty Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's what I want, hurry and buy
All has been drowned, hurry and buy.
Original Lyrics:
It's my want, her radiant light
All has been tried, to reach her side.
"Radio Free Europe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comin' out in the treasure
or
Caught it all in the treasure
or
Caught it all in the treasure
Original Lyrics:
Calling on in transit
"Radio Free Europe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stake.
Original Lyrics:
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay.
"Radio Free Europe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in a country in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Keep me out of country in the word
"Radio Free Europe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scientists tell us radio's gonna stay
Original Lyrics:
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay
"Radio Free Europe"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sergeant said Lew Grady is gonna stay.
Original Lyrics:
Decide yourself if radio's gonna stay.
"Radio Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
TJ's socks
Original Lyrics:
The DJ sucks.
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Psychic new reasons to be feelin' bad, yeah
You're supporting our band, and we're getting mad, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
It's like you need a reason to be feelling bad, yeah
You sport an armband when you're good and mad, yeah.
"Shaking Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came through, over to you
Original Lyrics:
Shaking through, opportune
"Shaking Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow light you shoved on
To annoy her all awake.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shaking Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a Grecian god
Denied of her way.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shaking Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a geisha doll
Lying on the way.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow like a geisha gown
Denial all the way.
"Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese happy people holding hands
Chinese happy people laughing
Original Lyrics:
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing
"Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny crappy people laughing.
Original Lyrics:
Shiny happy people laughing.
"Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny happy people, holy cow.
Original Lyrics:
Shiny happy people holding hands.
"Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny, happy ceilings holdings pans
Original Lyrics:
Shiny, happy people holding hands
"Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Chad Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in Jamaica, hah
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in Jamaica, mon.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call when you try to wake her.
"Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in Jamaica, mon
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on top of the Burger King, don't waste your time sitting still.
or
Sitting on top of the big hill, wasting time sitting still.
Original Lyrics:
Setting trap for love, making a waste of time, sitting still.
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to par
Katie bar the kitchen door
But not me in.
Original Lyrics:
Up to buy
Katie buys a kitchen-size
But not Mae Ann.
'Katie bar the door' is an old Southern expression meaning 'watch out , trouble ahead!'
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to par
Katie bar the kitchen door
But not me in.
Original Lyrics:
Up to buy
Katie buys a kitchen-size
But not Mae-Ann.
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to powder, Katie visor, kitchen seismonomic [sic] in,
Sitting trifle up the key, wastin' time sitting still...
Original Lyrics:
Nobody really knows.
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can gather throw-up bins
Original Lyrics:
We can gather, throw a fit
"Sitting Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could vomit in the sink.
We could gather, throw up beer.
Melt the pie, Katie grinds the dishes as the nightmare ends.
Original Lyrics:
We could bind it in a cist.
We could gather throw a fit.
Up to buy, Katie buys a kitchen-size, but not Mae Ann.
"South Central Rain (I'm Sorry)"
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ed in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Mist in the mountains.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry with no bus to help you along
The bushes of trees, the trees would be falling.
Original Lyrics:
Carry a compass to help you along
If wishes were trees,. the trees would be falling
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think about direction
Wonder why you have it now.
Original Lyrics:
Now think about direction
Wonder why you haven't now.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham in the place where you live
Now try pork.
Original Lyrics:
Stand in the place where you live
Now face north.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If bushes were trees, the trees would be falling.
Original Lyrics:
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If bushes were trees
The trees would be falling.
Original Lyrics:
If wishes were trees
The trees would be falling.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now K-Swiss
Original Lyrics:
Now face West.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now stand in the place where you were
Original Lyrics:
Now stand in the place where you work
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the flesh-eating worm, now fang nose.
Original Lyrics:
Stand in the place where you work, now face west.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about erection,
wonder why you haven't before.
Original Lyrics:
Stand in the place where you live.
Think about direction,
wonder why you haven't before.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bushes and trees, the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, the season is calm.
Original Lyrics:
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason, season is calling.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bushes with trees, the trees would be falling
Original Lyrics:
If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't been born.
Original Lyrics:
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about erection, wonder why you haven't.
Original Lyrics:
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't.
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are going to pee on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Your feet are going to be on the ground.
"Strange Currencies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shit in Paris, did I fall?
Original Lyrics:
I tripped and fell, did I fall
"Strange"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes marooned to the floor
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes glued to the floor
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Superman
And I can't do anything.
Original Lyrics:
I am Superman
And I can do anything.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you're makin' with
Now do you?
Original Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you make it with
Now do you?
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you're naked with, now do you?
Original Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you make it with, now do you?
"Suspicion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No I never had a chainsaw
Original Lyrics:
No I never had a chance
"Swan Swan H" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martian feet
Original Lyrics:
Marching feet
"Sweetness Follows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, the sweetest fathers
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, but sweetness follows.
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in, call me in to talk.
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien du temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in, call me in
Call me in due time.
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien
Combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come begin, come begin, come begin to talk.
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk!
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk.
Original Lyrics:
Combien, call me in, call me in to talk.
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gumby in, Gumby in, Gumby into town
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien du temps?
"Talk About The Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gumby in...Gumby in...Gumby in to talk!
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"Talk About the Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count me in, count me in, count me in to talk
Original Lyrics:
Combien, combien, combien de temps?
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Derest need no cloud in the summer zest.
Original Lyrics:
There's a new planet in the solar system.
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolate planet in the solar system.
Original Lyrics:
There's a new planet in the solar system.
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm breaking through abandoned spoons.
Original Lyrics:
I'm breaking through, I'm bending spoons.
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers from the Great Suprendo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond.
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pushing an elephant up the a***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs.
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm putting up porch lights that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground
I'm breaking through
I'm bending spools
I'm keeping flowers in the room
And searching for answers from the great backyard
Original Lyrics:
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm tossing up punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls, crashing to the ground
I'm breaking through
I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
And searching for answers from the great beyond
"The Great Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me
With wings are not free
Original Lyrics:
You and me
With wings on our feet
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple bra to lock you by my tide
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple bra to occupy my mind
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple bra to occupy my time
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple frau to occupy my time
or
A simple bra, found inside my car
or
A simple bra, found inside my car
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
Frau: German for girl. It made sense to me.
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple bra, to lock you by my side
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple crock to occupy my time
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple frock
To lock you by my thigh
or
A sample drug
To help me find my time.
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop
To occupy my time.
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prom that Saki buys my time.
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time.
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prom to occupy my time
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
Prom, as in a high school prom
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prop to lock you by my side
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prop, to watch you buy my time
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prop
to lock you by my side
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop
to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A simple prop, to occupy my thoughts
or
A pimple popped to occupy my time
or
A single crop to occupy my time
or
A single crop to occupy my time
Original Lyrics:
A simple prop to occupy my time
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cayana-she's comin' to her home now.
Original Lyrics:
Fire-she's comin' down on her own now.
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am!
Original Lyrics:
Fire!
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am
Original Lyrics:
Fire
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanna (she's comin' down now)
Original Lyrics:
Fire (she's comin' down on her own, now)
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one-eyed dove
Original Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I love
"The One I Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one-eyed love...
Original Lyrics:
This one goes out to the one I love...
"The Outsiders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drawing patterns with the coke on the table cloth
From a single can of ginger froth.
Original Lyrics:
Drawing patterns with a cork on the table cloth
Promising volcanic change of plot.
"The Outsiders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The outsiders together and a new day is born.
Original Lyrics:
The outsiders are gathering, a new day is born.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby S Club 7
Original Lyrics:
Baby, instant soup
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chad Micklewipe.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chatawaga.
Original Lyrics:
Call me to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chow Baker.
or
Calling chowder maker.
or
Calming Sue Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chuck Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Tommy Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a child maker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a child waker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a chocolate wafer.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me and try and wait for her
Original Lyrics:
Call when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me child breaker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me the 'D'yer Mak'er'.
or
Kroblemz mischeif maker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me when you get the baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
G-liq-t adds: "It was a 'group' misheard version, actually".
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, Channel Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call your toe Abraham.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' Joe Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Chatter Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
Roy-castle-dedicaction adds: "Cheryl Baker, of course, being a member of UK Eurovision winning quartet Bucks Fizz. The gorgous Cheryl went on to be a co-presenter of 'Record Breakers' with Roy Castle."
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Chuck Yeager up
or
Communists are waking up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Chud in Waco land
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamacia.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamaica
or
Calling each other a Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Mr. Jamaica man
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Tazmania.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Trevor Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling chader wakerha
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling in Jamaica calling in Jamaica
or
Coming Jamaica coming in Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling ol' Langley up
Original Lyrics:
Call me to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling salvation
Yeah, calling salvation.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canopies of black eyed peas.
Original Lyrics:
A can of beans or black eyed peas.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in Jalbega
or
Calling Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee shop and bakery
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colder men tried to make me up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colin Chaccawaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colin should wait for her
or
Calling should wake her up
or
Go in to wake her up
or
Calling Jamaica up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colin's a baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and beat Jamaica up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and eat your bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and eat your bagel, now.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and get your bacon, eh!
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in here and try to wake her up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in to wake her up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in, Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on in and try to wake it up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on in, Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to Jamaica, mon.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comedy try to break her
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Communists in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Communists shall wake her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coney ta baker
Original Lyrics:
Only to beg her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coney to Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
The misheard lyrics is code for "1 police officer to radio to another".
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Connie Chung Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cony to Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when she wakes up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even try to wake her up
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go and pick a coconut.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to the bakery
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hole in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hole in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Jamaica!
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homely Chad Weaver
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homey didn't try to wake her up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny child maker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just keep on standing up
Only Cheryl Baker does.
Original Lyrics:
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep always expending up
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Microtrabeculae . . .
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh little child, wake her up
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Onions and wee-killer
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Che Guevara
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baker's nuts, Chugger's nuts
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cabeza Hueca
or
Come into Waker
or
Calling to wake her
or
Coming to wake her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Cabeza Hueca, Spanish for 'hollow head'.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chuck Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chuck the baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Garrincha.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Jim Bakker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a chowder baker head
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in Chatawaka.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in Chi-wae-kuh.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me only Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me when you don't eat Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me when you get to Chautauqua.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call your time, Abraham.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only tried to wake her up
or
Calling Cheryl Baker Up
or
Calling Cheryl Baker Up
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling each other a wanker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling everybody wanker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calmin' in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cola and Chow Mein for her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come 'n' eat Jamaican bread.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come again, try to w*nk her up.
or
Come again, chide a vega.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and eat your bacon now
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and eat your bacon up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come meet your maker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Commie Tammy Fay Baker
or
Comin' in 'Ciao, Baker'
or
Comin' in 'Ciao, Baker'
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comin' in to wake her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even try to wake her up
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you try to wake it up.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to Jamaica.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Editor's note: The official title of this song is "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite", yet I keep seeing variants. Please be consistent, thank you very much.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to rape her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Only to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Chuck Yeager
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only child, wake her up.
Only child, wake her
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only child, wake her up.
Only child, wake her
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in Jamaica mon
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only shall waken her
or
Only shall waken in her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only taway ka-ha.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only when you try Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a paedophile Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
And a reading of Dr. Seuss
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Problems, Lon Chaney? Break them up!
Original Lyrics:
Call her and try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise I'd wait for her
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps in his bed.
Original Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps in his pants.
Original Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a choir.
Original Lyrics:
The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fryin' up some back-bacon
or
Tokin' on some Jamaican
or
Tokin' on some Jamaican
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy trouble maker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Chawayga ga ga.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Chowbaker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony shall wait for her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony shall wait for her.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony shot a baker now.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Wrong Child" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy simple clothes and soaps
The sound and smell of swings at hand.
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle clothespin spokes
The sound the smell of swingset hands.
"These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, I'm not beating off you
Original Lyrics:
Now, I'm not feeding off you
"These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are young with spiky ears.
Original Lyrics:
We are young despite the years.
"Time After Time (Annelise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why was I found naked in the water tower by police?
Original Lyrics:
Ask the girl of the hour by the water tower's watch.
"Tongue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not the tuna fish
Original Lyrics:
Ninety to nothing
"Toyland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toilet
Original Lyrics:
Toyland
It's on an REM Christmas single that their fan club put out, but it's a cover.
"Try Not To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my gravy boat.
Original Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my grave again.
"Try Not To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my gravy mill.
Original Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my grave again.
"Try Not To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my gravy mill
Original Lyrics:
I need something to fly over my grave again
"Try Not To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's ice in the eyes of the old,
shivering with cold
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are the eyes of the old,
shiver and fold
"Wake-Up Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head's on fire and high esteem
Get drunk and save the llama queen.
Original Lyrics:
My head's on fire and high esteem
Get drunk and sing along to Queen.
"Walk Unafraid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was brought into this life a little lamb, good little man.
Original Lyrics:
I was brought into this life a little lamb, a little lamb.
"Walk Unafraid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These happy notions creep around.
Original Lyrics:
These heavy notions creep around.
"Walk Unafraid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints.
Original Lyrics:
When all I want to do is strip away these steel constraints.
"Wanderlust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to kiss the astronauts when they sit next to me
Original Lyrics:
I want to kiss the astronauts when they salute to me
"Wanderlust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to kiss the astronauts who makes love to me...
Original Lyrics:
I want to kiss the astronauts when they salute to me
The next line is "I got my signals crossed".
"We Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a racist moron's plaything.
Original Lyrics:
Take oasis, Marat's bathing.
"We Walk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take oasis,
Clorox Bleach
Original Lyrics:
Take oasis,
Merot's bathing
"West Of The Fields"
Misheard Lyrics:
A long, hung d***
Original Lyrics:
Long gone
"West Of The Fields"
Misheard Lyrics:
The animals house trained
Tied, tied to string in chains.
Original Lyrics:
The animals, how strange
Try, try to stick it in.
"West Of The Fields"
Misheard Lyrics:
The animals, house trained
Tied, tied to string in chains.
Original Lyrics:
The animals, how strange
Try, try to stick it in.
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You always shake violently, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna shot, fire at me, uh huh
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violet green, uh, huh!
"What's The Frequency Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a shack, a violent hack.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a short of violet green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A smile that cut you, 2402
You said, 'Uh no, it was the shackles of you.'
Original Lyrics:
A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly decal and it's not what the things you see.
Original Lyrics:
Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly decal in your mirror, no don't be the same.
Original Lyrics:
Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly teacup
Original Lyrics:
Butterfly decal
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken frickasee Kenneth
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never understood
Don't f*** with me, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
I never understood
The frequency, uh-huh
This is NOT misheard, it's a RADIO EDIT
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never understood that we could sing.
Original Lyrics:
I never understood the frequency.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never understood what people say, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
I never understood the frequency, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a picture, idiot's cream
Television from the a**-spider's scream.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I studied concoction draining on music teen and news magazine
Would you said I would troll un-discuss is not the same as I can be
The smile, a cartoon, toothbar or two
You said it all, it was the shackles of you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, TV, movies, magazines
Richard said, 'Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy'
A smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna shag violently, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
Wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a loser.
Original Lyrics:
Armored suit
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm spinning a cotton ginny
or
I'm standing and constipated
or
I'm standing and constipated
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing and concentrating
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm studying, contemplating on Music TV, it's not the same.
Original Lyrics:
I'd studied your cartoons, radio, music, tv, movies, magazines.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is your Benz a dream, uh huh...
Original Lyrics:
Is your Benzadrine, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin on acid, ohh!
Original Lyrics:
Like an armored suit, uh-huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said Yanni was the shackles of you.
Original Lyrics:
They say irony is the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say that ironing is the shackles of youth
Original Lyrics:
They say irony is the shackles of youth
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency Kenneth?
It's your bitzo tree. Uh huh!
Original Lyrics:
'What's the frequency Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine. Uh huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth the Shark things have changed, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency Kenneth, is your benzadrine, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
The show ends at three
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
is your benzedrine
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
This sure bends a tree, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
It's your Benzedrine, uh-huh
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your Benz a drain, oh-oh
I was pinned down, locked up, no, not up to speed
I thought I picked you in the extreme
Tired of bashin' from the inside of Scream
I never understood the frequency, oh-oh
You are expecticious suck-a-na-ma, said oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?' is your Benzedrine, uh-huh
I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream
Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen
I never understood the frequency, uh-huh
You wore our expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your Benz a dream? uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?' is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Yeah, sure, things have changed, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
'What's the frequency, Kenneth?'
Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kevin?
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, can it?
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the frequency, can you explain
Things have gone down the drain, oh no.
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
It's your benzadrine, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the Friend's Agency, Kenneth?
Original Lyrics:
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a shark, violent and pretty, oh-oh.
or
You are a star, vile and pretty, oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said 'I love you' was the shark's point of view.
Original Lyrics:
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said an outtie was the shackles of you.
Original Lyrics:
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said that Arnie was the shackles of you.
Original Lyrics:
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said that I was the shackles of you.
Original Lyrics:
You said that irony is the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said that I was the shackles of youth.
Original Lyrics:
You said that irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said the Army put the shackles on you.
Original Lyrics:
You said irony was the shackles of youth.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to shake violently, uh huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna shack? Fire and pain, uh-huh
or
You wanna shake violently, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna shop? Buy her a drink, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna shout violently, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You war the sheriff of violent dreams, uh huh!
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violet green, uh, huh!
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a sad, violent brain, uh huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a shack, fire and flame, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a shack, wild and free, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
You were a shirt of violent green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a such a violent thing.
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green.
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were the sheriff the violent dreams of love
Original Lyrics:
You wore a shirt of violent green, uh huh
"Wolves, Lower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go see a lawyer.
Original Lyrics:
House in order
"Wolves, Lower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
House in Florida
Original Lyrics:
House in order
"Wolves, Lower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will see you in orbit.
Original Lyrics:
House in order
"You Are The Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've seen the films and the eyes
In my endless kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
And I've seen the films and the eyes
But I'm in this kitchen.

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