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""Find the River""
Misheard Lyrics:
Where people drown and people surf
Original Lyrics:
Where people drown and people serve
"All The Right Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party, Jew, party!
Original Lyrics:
While you party
"All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, all the wooble radar
You've done with the womble eaters
And challenged the laws of chance.
Original Lyrics:
Hummin', all the way to Reno
You've dusted the non-believers
And challenged the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno"
Misheard Lyrics:
And challenge the lousy chance.
Original Lyrics:
And challenge the laws of chance.
"All The Way To Reno"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave all the weight in Reno
dusted in on the livers
and challenged to lust a chance
...
Your measle eye have kept me descend on your sleeve
...
Hey it's written on your fate you're a careless head there is a tendency to change
and you've known that from the milk canning
Original Lyrics:
Humming all the way to Reno
Dusted the non-believers
And challenge the laws of chance
...
You may as well have 'kick me' Fastened on your sleeve
...
Wing is written on your feet
Your achilles heel Is the tendency to dream
But you've know that from the beginning.
"All The Way To Reno"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might as well have had kicked me
Imprisoned in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
You may as well have 'kick me'
Fastened on your sleeve.
"At My Most Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the clothes die watching me.
Original Lyrics:
I know the closed eye watching me.
"At My Most Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the clothes die watching me
Original Lyrics:
I know the closed eye watching me
"Bad Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free Teflon, whitewash, President Siever
Sick of being jerked around.
Original Lyrics:
Free Teflon whitewashed presidency
We're sick of being jerked around.
"Bang And Blame"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a little willy
Original Lyrics:
You got a little worry
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the c*** that you should seize.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cupcake you shall need.
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed.
"Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the car if you should leave
or
I'll be the cop if you should thieve
or
I'll be the comic book you should read
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
or
I'll be the carpet you should weave
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the cup if you should bleed
"Beachball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Je désolé
Original Lyrics:
À tes souhaits
Both are French. I thought it meant 'I'm sorry', whereas the real lyric means 'With your wishes'.
"Begin The Begin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lander's tie, the murderer's shoe
Original Lyrics:
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
"Begin The Begin"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the landlord's tie murders you.
or
The philanderers tied the murderer's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
A philanderer's tie, a murderer's shoe
"Binky The Doormat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distant says my tin-doll savior.
Original Lyrics:
Distance are my tendency.
"Bittersweet Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my peer,
your loving ears are wearing thin and cracking
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my peer,
your veneer is wearing thin and cracking
"Can't Get There From Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gettin' ready for bed.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get there from here.
"Can't Get There From Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loyal Jeff he knows the lowdown
Original Lyrics:
Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
"Can't Get There From Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your troubles out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your trolls out the door
"Can't Get There From Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your world is a lobster
A band to swallow your hole
Original Lyrics:
When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
"Carnival Of Sorts (Box Cars)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boxcars are burning out of town.
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Private row of socks
Original Lyrics:
Carnival of sorts
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock stars are out of time
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town
"Carnival of Sorts (Box Cars)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock stars are turning out of town.
Original Lyrics:
Box cars are pulling out of town.
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can o' poop can o' poop can o' poop
Original Lyrics:
Catapult catapult catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can of food, can of food, can of food
Original Lyrics:
Catapult, catapult, catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat afloat
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat-food
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caterpillar
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cattle prod
Original Lyrics:
Catapult
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a boat!
Original Lyrics:
Catapult!
"Catapult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two women sitting there
Two women sitting there
Original Lyrics:
Did we miss anything?
Did we miss anything?
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Book 'em Dan
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jokerman
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polka man
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to barf Uncle man.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee, I forgot to bark On command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to floss, on command.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to pour Uncle Ben's.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm a country boy.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark, on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I'm to watch it boil, Jokerman.
Original Lyrics:
Put pepper in my coffee
I forgot to bark on command.
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonka man
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Circus Envy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ben
Original Lyrics:
On command
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I make myself be a baker
To make her mine?
Original Lyrics:
What can I make myself be (Fake her)
To make her mine?
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and salad potato
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Splinter.
I'm the real thing.
Original Lyrics:
I am smitten.
I'm the real thing.
Splinter is the rat on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus said, 'Tomato'
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a sad tornado.
Original Lyrics:
She's a sad tomato.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles of pot roast
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's three miles up that road.
Original Lyrics:
She's three miles of bad road.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I've been tattoo'd.
Original Lyrics:
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Comin' at her too (Baker!)
How can I convince her? (Baker!)
That I'm a baker too, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (you faker)
How can I convince her? (Faker)
That I'm invented too, yeah.
"Crush With Eyeliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you feed my Frankenstein?
Original Lyrics:
I could be your Frankenstein.
One of Alice Cooper's best-known songs is 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
"Cuyahoga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your hood up, now.
Original Lyrics:
Cuyahoga, gone.
"Cuyahoga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weenie skinned, you and me
or
Weelie bins, you and me.
Original Lyrics:
We knee skinned, you and me.
"Daysleeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must scream, the blinding light
I must scream, I work at night.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the screen, the blinding light
I'm the screen, I work at night.
"Daysleeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tasty bird
Original Lyrics:
Daysleeper
"Driver 8"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our line uploaders says the applets won't get started
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged
"Driver 8"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilot to the sun in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the verge of the sea
Locomotive 8, stop get dressed
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
Original Lyrics:
He piloted this song in a plane like that one
She is selling faith on the "Go-Tell" crusade
Locomotive 8, southern crescent
Hear the bells ring again
Field of wheat is looking thin.
"Driver 8"
Misheard Lyrics:
The power lines have motors
So the eblings won't get mad.
Original Lyrics:
The power lines have floaters
So the airplanes won't get snagged.
"Electolite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kissing Queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"Electrolite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm more machine
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
or
I'm Martin Sheen
both correct lyrics are possible for this misheard lyric (both appear in the song)
"Electrolite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still the Queen.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen.
"Electrolite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still the queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"Electrolite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still the queen
Original Lyrics:
I'm Steve McQueen
"End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And turn 'em into, turn 'em into, turn 'em into flies.
Original Lyrics:
A tournament of, tournament of, tournament of lies.
"End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgin snakes, airplanes.
Original Lyrics:
Birds and snakes, aeroplanes.
"End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lestor Bangs coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"End of the World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"End of the World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her wasn't coming in a hurry
with the fluries breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
with the furies breathing down your neck
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy hoots
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't blow your head off.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your hand.
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw your ham.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw your hand.
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody burbs.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody burps.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody burps.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts.
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time to sit alone
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to sing along
"Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're all alone, and the night, the night is yours alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
or
When you're on the phone, and the guys, the guys are home alone
Original Lyrics:
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consuming the coffee
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought of you as queer.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought of you as quick.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russian allies.
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize.
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russian lies
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Landed gentry, Russians alive
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry rationalize
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me my car keys.
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming McCarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me my car keys
Original Lyrics:
Exhuming McCarthy
"Exhuming Mccarthy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Land of Gentry, Russian allies
Original Lyrics:
Landed gentry, rationalize
"Fall On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Army
Original Lyrics:
Fall on me
"Fall On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find this guy and tell this guy and lift your arms to beg this guy
And ask this guy and ask this guy
To fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me-e-eee.
Original Lyrics:
Buy the sky and sell the sky and lift your arms up to the sky
And ask the sky and ask the sky
Don't fall on me
Fall on me
Fall on me.
"Femme Fatale"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a friendly towel.
Original Lyrics:
She's a femme fatale.
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cory Anderson, the Rose of Hate
Original Lyrics:
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Find The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have got to find the river
Burden my invertebrate
Run through my head and fall away.
Original Lyrics:
I have got to find the river
Bergamot and vetiver
Run through my head and fall away.
"Find the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corey understood the rows of hay
Original Lyrics:
Coriander stems and rows of hay
"Gardening At Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Ghengis Khan
Original Lyrics:
Gardening at night
"Gardening At Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Jamacia.
Original Lyrics:
Gardening at night.
"Great Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over my shoulder
help me in I'm falling crash into the ground
Original Lyrics:
Over my shoulder
a piano falls crashing to the ground
"Hairshirt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away up high in the Attic of the Wrong
Dogs like chess.
Original Lyrics:
Away up high in the attic of the wrong dog's life chest.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind is wasting.
Original Lyrics:
My mind is racing.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the saddest dos ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the saddest dusk I’ve ever seen.
"Half A World Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the saddest task ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen.
"Harborcoat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, my harborcoat.
Original Lyrics:
Please find my harborcoat.
"High Speed Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I baked it myself today.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
"High Speed Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring you a birthday cake
I picked it myself today.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring you a big bouquet
I picked it myself today.
"I Am Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you're makin' with
Now do you?
Original Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you make it with
Now do you?
"I Am Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you're naked with, now do you?
Original Lyrics:
You don't really love that guy you make it with, now do you?
"I Remember California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess we took a spore ride
Original Lyrics:
I guess we took us for a ride
"I Remember California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recall the chewer there
Original Lyrics:
I recall that you were there
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
1980, 80, 488, 92, 2...
Original Lyrics:
1980, '84, '88, '92 (2)...
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper stole the power from victims of the High-Speed-'em years.
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
dusting all the principles in the variation pool.
Original Lyrics:
These bastards stole the power from the victims of the us vs. them years,
Wreckin all things virtuous and true.
The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal,
lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool.
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stevens, Stevens, Stevens, Stevens
Original Lyrics:
Defense, defense, defense, defense
"Ignoreland"
Misheard Lyrics:
They know that.
Original Lyrics:
Ignoreland
"Imitation Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fried egg fashion show teenager
Original Lyrics:
Like a Friday fashion show teenager
"Imitation Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
That sugar cake, that tasted good.
Original Lyrics:
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"Imitation Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sugar king, that tasted good.
Original Lyrics:
This sugar cane, that tasted good.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammi Severoni
Original Lyrics:
World serves its own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dummy, serve your own needs!
Original Lyrics:
World serves its own needs.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
Original Lyrics:
Eye of a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the end of the world - Eskimo it!
Original Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay an egg, Birdstein.
Original Lyrics:
Leonard Bernstein
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lech Walensa coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester Flatt was comin' in a hurry with the fury breathin' down your neck.
or
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
or
Lector wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce and Lester Banks
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
or
Lenny Bruce in birthday pants
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce and Lester Banks
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not his name.
Original Lyrics:
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leprechauns are coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester Wester, coming in a hurry
With the beer, he's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester is a comin' in a hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west and coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lester was a Kermit in a hurry with a beer,
he's breathing down your neck
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming in a hurry with the
Furies breathing down your neck
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon was a terminator.
Hurry with the beer
He's breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west is coming
In a hurry with the furies
Breathing down your neck.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six o'clock, TV hour, Donkey Kong for Atari
Original Lyrics:
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes on aeroplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie my hands some time alone.
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time I have some Tylenol
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time has to move along.
Original Lyrics:
It's time I had some time alone.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in uniform, Put Berny plugmatic,
every motive escalate, auto motor siner, eh!
Light a candle, Light a motor,
step down step down, watching Neil crush crush, uh-oh,
this means no beer, cavalier,
really can't stear clear,
turn em in, turn em in, turn em into flies
Original Lyrics:
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive.
Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh,
this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear!
A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess it started with earthquakes,
burges of snakes and airplanes
Original Lyrics:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes an aeroplane
"It's The End Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I can't drive.
Original Lyrics:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
"King Of Birds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a gibbon.
Original Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a given.
"King Of Birds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a gibbon
Singer, sing me a song.
Original Lyrics:
Singer, sing me a given
Singer, sing me a song.
"King Of Comedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with a 'shroom tonight
Make your money with a spurt of ice
If you can wing it
Make your money with a Fighter Fly
Make your money with a battle cry
Weekend why, as long as you need it.
Original Lyrics:
Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
You can lie as long as you mean it.
Fighter Fly is an enemy from the old video game 'Mario Bros.'
"King of Comedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a manatee
Original Lyrics:
I'm not commodity
"King of Comedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a pot of tea
Original Lyrics:
I'm not commodity
"Leaving New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving New York with a stiffy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York never easy.
"Leaving New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving Walmart, never easy.
or
Leaving K-Mart, never easy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York, never easy.
"Leaving New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving Walmart, never easy
or
Leaving K-Mmart, never easy.
Original Lyrics:
Leaving New York, never easy.
"Life And How To Live It"
Misheard Lyrics:
My c*** is running around in the valley.
Original Lyrics:
My pockets are out and running about.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I've said too much,
I've said it all
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much,
I set it up
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I've said too much, I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues is my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues is my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The smurf that brought me to my knees failed
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
This is that brought me to my knees pale.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees...Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees - ko.
Original Lyrics:
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been sad enough.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't said enough.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you die.
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you trite.
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you, Schreib
Original Lyrics:
I think I thought I saw you try
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sleep.
or
I thought that I heard you see.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
In my favorite chair.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you loved me
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you scream.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you sing.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you're not here
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard your nappy.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spot like
Loosing my innervision.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spotlight.
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lets pee in the corner
Original Lyrics:
That's me in the corner
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie, disfigure, I'll disfigure you, your head is in my knee
Original Lyrics:
Life is bigger, its bigger then you and you are not me
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed.
Original Lyrics:
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are not me.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed.
Original Lyrics:
Life is bigger, its bigger then you and you are not me
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a herd lost and blind before
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost and binded foal.
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost and blinded bull
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blind and cold foal
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool (fool)
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blindfolded fool.
Original Lyrics:
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing my erection trying to keep it up for you
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion, trying to keep up with you
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing my ray vision.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion.
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lou, zing my religion.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my religion
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I'm sad too much I set it up
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much I haven't said enough
"Losing My Religion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much, I've said enough
Original Lyrics:
Oh no I've said too much, I set it up
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