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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Van Halen

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Van Halen.

Van Halen

Van Halen's, "Jump"
Better Lyrics:
Ted's fed up, with this Donald Trump clown
Fighting's been tough, but now,Trump's put his wife down
This campaign, folks, is so unreal
'Spill the beans" punches and tabloid appeal
Started Melania Trump smear
Pictured as Slovenian slut in his jet machine
British GQ mag was the means
Lyin' Ted claims sight was unseen
Blame tweets on Trump! Trump!
Heidi looks like a frump
Depression slumps. F' Trump!
Ted Cruz hates Trump!
Original Lyrics:
get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Van Halen's, "Love Walks In"
Better Lyrics:
Everyone wants real change
But it’s all the same
All the stats are lame,
Barack’s been lyin’
Original Lyrics:
So when you sense a change
Nothing feels the same
All your dreams are strange,
Love comes walkin' in
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Van Halen's, "Love Walks In"
Better Lyrics:
The Deli’s rearranged
All the Wursts are changed
No sliced scraps remain,
Steph is workin’ it
Original Lyrics:
So when you sense a change
Nothing feels the same
All your dreams are strange,
Love comes walkin' in
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Van Halen's, "Love Walks In"
Better Lyrics:
When in a nuke exchange
Time on target reigns
Everything’s in flames,
Firestorm whirlwind
Original Lyrics:
So when you sense a change
Nothing feels the same
All your dreams are strange,
Love comes walkin' in
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Van Halen's, "On Fire"
Better Lyrics:
I'm on CRACK!
Original Lyrics:
I'm on FIRE!
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob

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