Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> V -> Van Halen
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"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah balue sweggy
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't chunky butt love!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't trickin' no ho.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the loose ladies
I want to buy your disease.
I want to buy your disease.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
All about your disease.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you talk about love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate turkey for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef Jerky Malone
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat turkey for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat turkey for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a loose lady.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep truckin' along
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how, I gotta lose weight.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you wanna free boy baby
Yeah-gotcha, gotcha free baby.
Yeah-gotcha, gotcha free baby.
Original Lyrics:
So if you want it got to bleed for it baby
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby.
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Donkey Kong home
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I heard the news, baby
I can't buy you disease.
I can't buy you disease.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
All about your disease.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're semi-good lookin'.
Original Lyrics:
You know they say you're good lookin'.
"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! you gotta, gotta freeze, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, got to, got to bleed, baby.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Frito will rock.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Guido, will run
Yes, that Guido f***er will run
Ow, greaseball.
Yes, that Guido f***er will run
Ow, greaseball.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Yes, the cradle, cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock crawl.
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock crawl.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say 'Rock crawl!'
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say 'Rock crawl!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Yes, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock dog!'
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock dog!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the freedom, will rock
Yes, the freedom, freedom will rock
And I say, 'Rock, y'all!'
Yes, the freedom, freedom will rock
And I say, 'Rock, y'all!'
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
Yes, the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say, 'Rock on!'
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the guido will rise
Yes the guido, the guido will rise
And I say rise on.
Yes the guido, the guido will rise
And I say rise on.
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You'll be a space cowboy.'
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You'll be a space cowboy.'
Original Lyrics:
And when some local kid gets down
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
They try and drum him out of town
They say, 'You coulda least faked it, boy.'
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you dug Juniors grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's brain?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's gay?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grave?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's lathe?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors Grandma
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen juniors grades
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'You coulda been a sphincter boy'.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'You coulda least faked it, boy'.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the Guido, will rise!
Oh, yes the Guido, Guido will rise
and I said rise on
Oh, yes the Guido, Guido will rise
and I said rise on
Original Lyrics:
and the cradle will rock!
Oh yeah the cradle will rock
and I said rock on
Oh yeah the cradle will rock
and I said rock on
"And the Cradle Will Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say lockjaw
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say lockjaw
Original Lyrics:
And the cradle will rock
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on
Yes the cradle, the cradle will rock
And I say rock on
"Beautiful Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am beautiful girls.
Original Lyrics:
Aw yeah, beautiful girls.
"Beautiful Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set your cell phone down.
Original Lyrics:
Set yourself on down.
"Best Of Both Worlds"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the Basketball World.
Original Lyrics:
I want the best of both worlds.
"Best Of Both Worlds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best of 'Falcon Crest'
Original Lyrics:
The best of both worlds
"Cabo Wabo"
Misheard Lyrics:
We crap on the beach.
Original Lyrics:
We crash on the beach.
"Cabo Wabo"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drink the sky right from the bottle
Original Lyrics:
We drink Mescal right from the bottle
"Can't Stop Lovin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our kids stopped lovin' you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop lovin' you.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
A live wire
Belly a beginner.
Belly a beginner.
Original Lyrics:
A live wire
Barely a beginner.
Barely a beginner.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm still convinced
You're old enough to dance.
You're old enough to dance.
Original Lyrics:
Well, don't skip romance
'Cause you're old enough to dance.
'Cause you're old enough to dance.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen her? So bottom pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen her? So fine and pretty.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with stallion ease.
Movin' with stallion ease.
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with style and ease.
Movin' with style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you you seen her so bout
pretty with the stallion ears.
pretty with the stallion ears.
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen that lady go?
Movin' with style and ease.
Movin' with style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' with style and ease.
Original Lyrics:
Fooled me with her style and ease.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm scared from ants 'cause
You only love to dance.
You only love to dance.
Original Lyrics:
Well, don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
You're old enough to dance.
"Dance The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm skitter from Mansk 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
You're old enough to dance.
Original Lyrics:
Well, don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to dance.
You're old enough to dance.
"Dirty Movies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitches on the silver screen
Original Lyrics:
Pictures on the silver screen
"Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ponti-ah-ac, Pontiac
Original Lyrics:
Higher and higher
"Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words turn black and white
Pictures in an engine room.
Pictures in an engine room.
Original Lyrics:
World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room.
Pictures in an empty room.
"Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
World turns black and white
B****es in an empty room.
B****es in an empty room.
Original Lyrics:
World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room.
Pictures in an empty room.
"Drop Dead Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop them legs
Original Lyrics:
Drop dead legs
"Drop Dead Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I getta nut, nut, nuttin' but the shikes of a yue
Original Lyrics:
I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
A shooka looka laku looku for a moopie
Original Lyrics:
I took a mobile light lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants some.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody what's up?
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants some
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always mope around looking for a boobie.
Original Lyrics:
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a moo-bull lad lookin' for a mooby.
Original Lyrics:
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam.
Original Lyrics:
I see a lotta people, lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a moogle and I'm lookin' for a moo-poo.
Original Lyrics:
I took a mobile light lookin' for a moonbeam.
"Everybody Wants Some"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where'd you get that shirt?
Original Lyrics:
Where'd you get that s***?
"Finish What You Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alive and its kickin' in sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
It's alive and its kickin' inside of me.
"Get Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your d*** so hard.
Original Lyrics:
Making things so hard
"Happy Trails"
Misheard Lyrics:
One potato, one potato, one potato
Original Lyrics:
Bamba dida, bamba dida, bomba dida
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I mugged the teacher.
I mugged the teacher.
Original Lyrics:
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I rocked the teacher.
I rocked the teacher.
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got it made, got it made, got it made
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
Original Lyrics:
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I heard your math tests were back!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought my pretzel.
Original Lyrics:
I brought my pencil.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got it made, got it made, got it made
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
Original Lyrics:
I got bad, I got it bad, I got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard your mustache, grew back!
Original Lyrics:
I heard you missed us, we're back!
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I popped the teacher.
Original Lyrics:
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel dirty.
I don't feel dirty.
Original Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy.
I don't feel tardy.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel it turning.
I don't feel it turning.
Original Lyrics:
I think the clock is slow
I don't feel tardy.
I don't feel tardy.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Arthur Treacher
Original Lyrics:
I'm hot for teacher
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm f***in' mad
F***in' mad
F***in' mad
I've f***ed a teacher.
F***in' mad
F***in' mad
I've f***ed a teacher.
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for preachers
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for preachers
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got it made
Got it made
Got it made.
Got it made
Got it made.
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad.
Got it bad
Got it bad.
"Hot For Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got it made
Got it made
Got it made
I f***ed the teacher
Got it made
Got it made
I f***ed the teacher
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
"Humans Being"
Misheard Lyrics:
Matchbox Racecars,
Matchbox Racecars,
Humans Being
Matchbox Racecars,
Humans Being
Original Lyrics:
That's what makes us,
that's what makes us,
Humans Being
that's what makes us,
Humans Being
"I'll Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liquid that does to me
Original Lyrics:
Look what that does to me
"I'll Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me captured, under your smell
Original Lyrics:
You've got me captured, under your spell
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a boom bomb badida, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups, too.
All flavors and push ups, too.
Original Lyrics:
I got good lemonade, ah, Dixie Cups
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
All flavors, and push-ups, too.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a one pound banana, dixie cups, all flavors and pushups, too.
Original Lyrics:
I got pudding-pie, Banana Dixie Cups, all flavors, and push-ups, too.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a one pound banana
Original Lyrics:
I got warm lemonade
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got one brown potato, Dixie cups
Original Lyrics:
I got pudding-pie, Banana Dixie Cups
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got one by my nana, fixed a cup.
Original Lyrics:
I got pudding-pie, Banana Dixie Cups.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got warm lemonade, woo, dixie cups
or
I got one-man banana, woo, dixie cups
or
I got one-man banana, woo, dixie cups
Original Lyrics:
I got pudding-pie, Banana Dixie Cups, all flavors and push-ups too
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got warm lemonade, dixie cups
Original Lyrics:
I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna put my banana up dixie cups.
Original Lyrics:
I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna put my banana up, dixie cups,
all flavors, and push-ups too
all flavors, and push-ups too
Original Lyrics:
I got pudding-pie, Banana Dixie Cups,
all flavors and push-ups too
all flavors and push-ups too
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the ice cream man/stuff me in a plastic bag
Original Lyrics:
I'm the ice cream man/stop me as I'm passing by
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a one-eyed banana.
Original Lyrics:
I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the ice cream man stabbed me with a plastic knife.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the ice cream man, stop me as I'm passing by.
"Ice Cream Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, your eyes remain
Original Lyrics:
I'm your ice cream man
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'Gimme, gimme a post, postcard.'
Original Lyrics:
He said, 'Gimme, gimme a call sometime.'
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, whoa
Cheney's cryin'.
Cheney's cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, whoa, whoa
Jamie's cryin'.
Jamie's cryin'.
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Gimme a thumbs up, Todd!'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Gimme a call sometime!'
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She started lickin' his a**.
Original Lyrics:
She saw that look in his eyes.
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She started lickin' his a**
But she knew better.
But she knew better.
Original Lyrics:
She saw that look in his eyes
But she knew better.
But she knew better.
"Jamie's Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Chinese fire
Original Lyrics:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Jamie's cryin'.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I've got my head against the record machine?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I've got my back against the record machine?
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the wrecking machine
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here,
I got my back against the record machine
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record industry.
I got my back against the record industry.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine.
I got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the racket machine.
I got my back against the racket machine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me standin' here?
I got my back against the record machine.
I got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know? I'm back against the wrecking machine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I've got my back against the record machine?
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the wurst that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't the wuss that you've seen.
or
I ain't the wumps that you've seen.
or
I ain't the wumps that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate the horse that you've seen
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat the worst s*** you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sell junk.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my back against the wrecking machine.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my back against the record machine.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump,
Maxwell Jump
Maxwell Jump
Original Lyrics:
Jump,
Might as well jump
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maximum Jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell Joe
Joe!
Joe!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Jump!
Jump!
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell, jump!
or
Maxwell Jump
or
Maxwell Jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell jump
Correr and jump
Correr and jump
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump
Go ahead and jump
'correr' is portuguese for 'to run', so it made a whole lot of sense to me anyway....
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell jump.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell, jump
Go ahead, jump!
Go ahead, jump!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
Go ahead, jump!
Go ahead, jump!
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wreck in the sheets
I got my back against the wreck in the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the wrecking machine
I got my back against the wrecking machine
Original Lyrics:
Well can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I got my back against the record machine
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you see me standing here, I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the worst things you've seen
I eat the worst things you've seen
Original Lyrics:
Ah, can't you see me standing here, I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
I ain't the worst that you've seen
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you see me standing here
I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the warts that you've seen.
I've got my back against the wreckin' machine
I eat the warts that you've seen.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, can't you see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does Mel jump?
Original Lyrics:
Might as well jump
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to roll with the punches to get to One Tree Hill.
Original Lyrics:
You got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you won't know, you won't know until you meet Ian.
Original Lyrics:
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to go with the budgies to get some more Trill.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to what's real.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with punches, to get to your meal.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches, to get to what's real.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and get to Montreal
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches and gets to whats real
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches to get the punch feel.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
"Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches,
it gives em a thrill
it gives em a thrill
Original Lyrics:
You've got to roll with the punches,
to get to what's real
to get to what's real
"Little Guitars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Etch-A-Sketch! Etch-A-Sketch!
Bernie! Bernie!
Bernie! Bernie!
Original Lyrics:
Catch as catch, catch as catch
Can anybody
Can anybody
"Little Guitars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Etch-a-sketch
Original Lyrics:
Catch as catch
"Love Walks In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simply pulls a string,
love comes walk candy
love comes walk candy
Original Lyrics:
Simply pulls a string,
love comes walking in
love comes walking in
"Love Walks In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of alien
Is sitting on my face.
or
Is falling over me.
Is sitting on my face.
or
Is falling over me.
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of alien
Waits for an opening.
Waits for an opening.
"Love Walks In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of alien
Is walking over me.
Is walking over me.
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of alien
Waits for an opening.
Waits for an opening.
"Love Walks In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where salmon speak as loud as one.
Original Lyrics:
Where silence speaks as loud as war.
"Me Wise Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trampoline
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe?
"One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Chinese dragon
Chinese dragon
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Jamie's cryin'.
Jamie's cryin'.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
1984
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-choo, burnin' down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin like it, a shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep a movie butt clean.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep a movie butt clean.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Attica!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barroom brawl
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Battle and hop
or
Pail of water
or
Pail of water
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than Bach
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bread 'n' butter
or
Padded bra
or
Padded bra
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn and run.
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' rubber
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning love
or
Burning up
or
Burning up
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada, Canada
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cannibals!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cannonball! Cannonball!
Original Lyrics:
Panama! Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cannonball!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese money
Original Lyrics:
She's coming.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny's mom
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty boy, dirty white boy
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty woman
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's comin over me.
She'll lose her image yeah.
Oh yeah huh!
She'll lose her image yeah.
Oh yeah huh!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's comin' over me
You'll lose her in the chun.
You'll lose her in the chun.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
You'll lose her in the turn.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know she's got me on my knees
You'll lose her in the tongue.
You'll lose her in the tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in the turn.
You'll lose her in the turn.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ease the skin back
Original Lyrics:
Ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enema, enema
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enema
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget her!
Original Lyrics:
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a law man coming through my bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the fear in power steering.
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering
Clutch is poppin', ain't no stopping now.
Clutch is poppin', ain't no stopping now.
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the thing in, power steering,
bitch is boppin', ain't no stopping now
bitch is boppin', ain't no stopping now
Original Lyrics:
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the thing in, power steering
This is boppin', ain't no stopping now.
This is boppin', ain't no stopping now.
Original Lyrics:
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now.
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to feel for the way to keep the movin' parts clean.
Original Lyrics:
Got a feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma Ma
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpa!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpapa
Grandmama, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Grandmama, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
Panama
Panama, oh, oh, oh, oh
Panama, oh, oh, oh, oh
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had Enough!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had enough, had enough
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Padded Bra!
or
Cannonball
or
Enema!
or
Bang your mom
or
Atom Bomb
or
Had enough
or
Had enough
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand in glove
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry and Maude
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hauss you, are burning down the avenue
I'm alone and running with a power broom.
I'm alone and running with a power broom.
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavenly hah, Heavenly ha ha ha ha
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy metal.
Original Lyrics:
Panama.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, full passion down, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes, old fashioned top down.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here she comes
Full tippin' cowtown.
Full tippin' cowtown.
Original Lyrics:
Here she comes
Full blast and top down.
Full blast and top down.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Jew, burning down the avenue
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
My love is comin' through the bathroom
My love is comin' through the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease my ball sack
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seed back
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the skin back.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs
Ease my seed sack.
Ease my seed sack.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
Ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my larynx and ease my feedbag.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the tea bag.
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and relieve my teasack
Original Lyrics:
I reach down in between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seabags
between my legs
and ease the seabags
Original Lyrics:
I reach down
between my legs
and ease the seat back
between my legs
and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give up!
Heavy model! Heavy model! Heavy model!
Heavy model-el-el-el-el!
Heavy model! Heavy model! Heavy model!
Heavy model-el-el-el-el!
Original Lyrics:
I'll get her!
Panama! Panama ah! Panama!
Panama ah oh oh oh oh!
Panama! Panama ah! Panama!
Panama ah oh oh oh oh!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a young man, come into my basket room.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an old man comin' through my disapprove.
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp coming through my bedroom.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love man, come into my bedroom
Original Lyrics:
Got an on-ramp comin through my bedroom
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man enough, I'm man enough.
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the movie props clean.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the movin' pots clean.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll.
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it roll, let it ro-oll
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama-a
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada. Canada.
or
Man in love. Man in love
or
Man in love. Man in love
Original Lyrics:
Panama. Panama.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man in love
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on Mars
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn Monroe!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Minimo
Original Lyrics:
Panama
'Minimo' is Italian for 'minimum'.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, get up!
Original Lyrics:
I'll get her!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man, kill that clown.
Original Lyrics:
Old man, what's that sound?
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Padded Bra! Padded Bra!
Original Lyrics:
Panama! Panama!
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Padded Braw, Padded Braw
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Padded bra
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain in the butt
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pamela, Pamela!
Original Lyrics:
Panama, Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Panties off
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty mama
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my larynx and release the back sebum
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the back seat
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag.
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
easy seabag
easy seabag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between by legs
ease the seat back
ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seed bag.
Ease the seed bag.
Original Lyrics:
Reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
Ease the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs and,
ease the sea back
between my legs and,
ease the sea back
Original Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs and
ease the seat back
between my legs and
ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs,
and ease the skin back
between my legs,
and ease the skin back
Original Lyrics:
Reach down,
between my legs
and ease the seat back
between my legs
and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach down, between my legs and ease the sleeping bag
or
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seedbag
or
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seedbag
Original Lyrics:
Reach down, between my legs and ease the seat back
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reached down between my legs and eased my b***sack.
Original Lyrics:
Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to run
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right behind it, wheel deal me now.
Original Lyrics:
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't disobey.
Original Lyrics:
Zero discipline
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a flippin' podge queen.
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a movin' pudge queen
Original Lyrics:
Keep the movin' parts clean
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got me workin', shinin' machines.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing like it, her shiny machine.
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that chompin' sound?
Original Lyrics:
Jump back, what's that sound?
"Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do they run?
Original Lyrics:
Panama
"Poundcake"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a home-loan, and download
That is a virus.
That is a virus.
Original Lyrics:
In a home-grown, and down home
That's my woman.
That's my woman.
"Poundcake"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's round hole, and found hole.
Original Lyrics:
She's home grown, and down home.
"Pretty Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hershey
Original Lyrics:
Mercy
"Pretty Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Par-tay!
Original Lyrics:
Mercy!
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop ahead, don't stop behind.
Original Lyrics:
One step ahead, one step behind me.
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't procrastinating
or
It's masturbating!
or
It's masturbating!
Original Lyrics:
It's whats happening!
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick some a**, boy
Do it right, here and now!
Do it right, here and now!
Original Lyrics:
Catch a magic moment
Do it right here and now!
Do it right here and now!
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate, you lose your rythym.
Original Lyrics:
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm.
"Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate
And lose the rhythm.
And lose the rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Miss the beat
And lose the rhythm.
And lose the rhythm.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love,
no love in Korea
no love in Korea
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no love,
no love you'd call real
no love you'd call real
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love,
no love you call Rio
no love you call Rio
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no love,
no love you call real
no love you call real
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love, no love in Korea.
or
Ain't got no love, no love in Cairo.
or
Ain't got no love, no love in Cairo.
Original Lyrics:
I got no love, no love you'd call real.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love, no love in Korea
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no love, no love you call real
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I got, a head full of steel.
Original Lyrics:
And all I got, I had to steal.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flirtin' with the devil
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's how I'm livin' and I face that hill.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got noody waiting at home.
Original Lyrics:
I got nobody waiting at home.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a place that kills.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I am.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run in with the devil
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run with Herman Melville.
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' with the Devil.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running with Bendejo
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
Bendejo, is a derogatory spanish term pronounced "PIN DAY HOE"
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running with the deadbolt
Original Lyrics:
Running with the Devil
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I'm livin' in a race track field.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I jumped out on that road
Original Lyrics:
When I dropped that onion roll
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm livin' and I face that guilt
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm running as a face that peels.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'm running at a pace that kills.
"Runnin' With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
running with the arrow
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' with the devil
"Runnin' With the Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm living with a face that kills.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love, no loving career.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no love, no love you call real.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no love
No love in Korea.
No love in Korea.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no love
No love you call real.
No love you call real.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I got, I hack or steal.
Original Lyrics:
And all I got, I had to steal.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite her in the nipple.
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn one with the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning with the minimo.
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flirting with the devil
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damn the Navy and all you lifers out there
Original Lyrics:
God damn it lady you know I ain't lyin' to you
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damn the Navy and all you lifers
I'm gonna tell you one time.
I'm gonna tell you one time.
Original Lyrics:
God damn it lady you know I ain't lyin'
I'm gonna tell you one time.
I'm gonna tell you one time.
I can't believe how many false submissions are on this site! Doen't anyone check CD covers? [Ed's note: Yes, but some of them have incorrect lyrics, too, nowadays]
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no love, no love in Korea.
Original Lyrics:
Got no love, no to call real.
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got no love no love in Korea
Original Lyrics:
I got no love no love you'd call real
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no love, no love in Korea
Original Lyrics:
I have no love, no love you'd call real
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my love, my love in korea,
now I got nobody waiting at home
now I got nobody waiting at home
Original Lyrics:
I got no love, no love you'd call real.
I got noody waiting at home
I got noody waiting at home
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money in the kettle
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pudding with the Devil
Original Lyrics:
Running with the Devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbing with the tadpoles
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Runnin' with the devil, kiss my a**!
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' with the devil, yes I am!
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running through the ghetto
or
Running with a shovel
or
Running with a shovel
Original Lyrics:
Running with the Devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spit it in the middle.
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Running With The Devil"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I dropped that onion roll...
Original Lyrics:
When I jumped out on that road...
"So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rico!
Original Lyrics:
Here we go!
"Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
We celebrate when the games are here
On a hot summer night, go and get me a beer.
On a hot summer night, go and get me a beer.
Original Lyrics:
We celebrate when the gangs all here
On a hot summer night, that's my time of the year.
On a hot summer night, that's my time of the year.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww, change!
Original Lyrics:
Unchained!
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue and white runner in a satisfied dress
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue-eyed minor in a size five dress.
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue-eyed mother in a satisfied rest.
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue-white murder in a size five dress
or
Blue-white murder in a sideswipe van
or
Blue-white murder in a sci-fi dress
or
Blue-white murder in a sci-fi dress
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue-white murder in a sunflower dress.
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain, nothing stays the same
Sex change, yeah you hit the ground running
Sex change, yeah you hit the ground running
Original Lyrics:
Change, nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground running.
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground running.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi-fi murder in a sci-fi train.
Original Lyrics:
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress.
"Unchained"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I put her in a satisfied way.
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyed murder in a size 5 dress.
"When It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I know when it's long?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's long?
It's just something you feel together.
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's long?
It's just something you feel together.
Original Lyrics:
How do I know when it's love?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's love?
It's just something you feel together.
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
How can I feel when it's love?
It's just something you feel together.
"When It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come back to Boogie's.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come into focus.
"When It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come in and book us,
teach us our final love lesson
teach us our final love lesson
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come in to focus,
teach you your final love lesson
teach you your final love lesson
"When It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come in to f*** a**
Teach you your final love lesson.
Teach you your final love lesson.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come into focus
Teach you your final love lesson.
Teach you your final love lesson.
"When It's Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come into monies
Teach you your final location
Teach you your final location
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for someone to come in to focus
Teach you your final love lesson.
Teach you your final love lesson.
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned, the f***ing c*** up on the line. Hey!
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned, the f***ing c*** up on the line. Hey!
Original Lyrics:
All I know
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned if I'll get hung up on the line. Hey!
You've got to run to win
And I'll be damned if I'll get hung up on the line. Hey!
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got money taste,
so tell me why can't this be love?
so tell me why can't this be love?
Original Lyrics:
It's got what it takes,
so tell me why can't this be love?
so tell me why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got what it takes
So Tony, why can't t**s be loved?
So Tony, why can't t**s be loved?
Original Lyrics:
It's got what it takes
So tell me, why can't this be love?
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only damn the f***in' hung up on the line.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be damned if I get hung up on the line.
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Tony, why can't p*** be blood?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Tony, why can't t**s be loved?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me, why can't this be love?
"Why Can't This Be Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be damn the f**in hung up all the time
Original Lyrics:
I'll be damned if I get hung up on the line
"You Really Got Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruella got me!
Original Lyrics:
You really got me!
"You Really Got Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm chewing.
You got me so I don't know what I'm chewing.
Original Lyrics:
Girl you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
"You Really Got Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Idi Amin!
Original Lyrics:
You really got me!
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