Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Elvis Presley

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Elvis Presley.

Elvis Presley's, "Return To Sender"
Better Lyrics:
I bought a weiner from the vendor
He put it on a bun
But I had to take it back cuz
The weiner wasn't done
Return to vendor
Hot dog undone
Not enough mustard
Soggy bun
Original Lyrics:
I gave a letter to the postman
He put it in his sack
But the very next day
He brought my letter back
(She wrote upon it)
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such person
No such zone
Submitted by: R.S.

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