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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Police
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Police.
The Police
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Better Lyrics:
Why can't you pee?
You got V.D.
How your poor d*** aches
With every piss you take
You got V.D.
How your poor d*** aches
With every piss you take
Original Lyrics:
Oh can't you see?
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Submitted by: Ed
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
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