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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Police

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Police.

The Police

The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Better Lyrics:
Why can't you pee?
You got V.D.
How your poor d*** aches
With every piss you take
Original Lyrics:
Oh can't you see?
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Submitted by: Ed
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the squirrels
Message in an acorn
Original Lyrics:
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
I'll send an S.O.S.
to the world
Message in a bottle
Submitted by: Ray Jewhurst
The Police's, "Roxanne"
Better Lyrics:
Carly
VP for Ted Cruz just isn't right
His days are over
Ol' Lyin' Ted has already lost the fight

Carly
Were wise to give up the campaign fight
Now you do this, honey?
Ticket to please the Establishment Right?
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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