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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Police that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 439 misheard song lyrics for The Police on amIright currently.

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"Bring On the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoon at Wrigley passed me by.
Original Lyrics:
Afternoon has gently passed me by.
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Again, again, I can't stand losing
Original Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand Lucy Liu.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand losing you.
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand Lucy
Original Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losers
Original Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand music
Original Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stop boozing
Original Lyrics:
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A canary in a coma
Original Lyrics:
A canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canary and a coalmine.
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canary in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie is a cold mind
or
Carrying a goldmine
or
Carrying a goldmine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry in a coma.
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm married in a coal mine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Larry in a coma!
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Married in a coalmine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Married in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry an informer
or
Mary in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary and a puma
or
Mary in a coal mine
or
Mary in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put Mary in a coalmine.
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah Mary had a coalmine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You live your life like a canary in a coma,
You get seditious even walking in a straight line
Original Lyrics:
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine,
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're married in a goldmine.
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary is a coalmine
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine.
"Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can dream up ceilings when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any floors 'til I get to my feet.
Original Lyrics:
I can dream up schemes when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any flaws 'til I get to my feet.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A goo goo goo
Ba da da da
Original Lyrics:
De do do do
De da da da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the Allah Kunses scares you
Their logic ties you up and wraps you
Original Lyrics:
The eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will only prove.
Original Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't thank me, I'm coming.
Original Lyrics:
Don't think me unkind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the banks of Cheops in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
From the banks of chaos in my mind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ge Goo Goo Goo
Ge Ga Ga Ga
Original Lyrics:
De Do Do Do
De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The elephants escape me,
The leopard ties me up and rapes me
Original Lyrics:
Their eloquence escapes me,
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The goo, goo, goo
The da, da, da
Original Lyrics:
De do, do, do
De da, da, da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their logic ties me up and wraps me.
Original Lyrics:
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Their logic ties me up and wrecks me.
Original Lyrics:
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead Ben John
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need a bed end jog.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need a dead-end job.
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want no teenager.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want no dead-end job.
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Electrical synthesizer when I hit the bars.
Original Lyrics:
Electrical supervisor required at the bars.
This is a very early Police song, with Andy Summers reading an editorials section with his Lancashire accent behind Sting.
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
FedEx job
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red end jar
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red end job
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end job
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'What bus stop?
She's waiting!'
his chorus woman cries
Original Lyrics:
Wet bus stop,
she's waiting,
his car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Costanza, Costanza, Costanza close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dance
Don't dance
Don't dance so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so close, Snoopy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so close, Tommy.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so colostomy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dope man
Dope man selling
Dope man selling dope to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man
Ghost man so
Ghost man, so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is poor man's drive
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is woman drive.
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is woman-dry.
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her there's Norman
Original Lyrics:
Inside her there's longing
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her there's a yawning, this girl's an open page.
Original Lyrics:
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her, there's no ruse
This girl's an open page.
Original Lyrics:
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe Stancil votes for me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Newsstand, newsstand
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of, no sign of snow to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo stand so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman, Postmaster, Don't stand so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman. Postman. Postman so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanne
Rosanne so
Rosanne so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roseanne
Roseanne's so
Roseanne's so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That book by Alvin Koff
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabakov
Nabakov wrote "Lolita"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That book by now becomes
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabakov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That book might never come
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is hardly sane
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl in fantasy
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is half diseased
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is half insane.
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is not diseased.
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet bus stop, flomatic
Original Lyrics:
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stand so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your teacher the subject of school girl friend to see
She wants me so broadly knows what she want to be
Inside there, these no you, the school that what can teach
But Marcin, she so closer, the school is have to teach
(Second verse)
How can I, so jealous, you know how that could get
Sometimes this smart so easy to clip that she short had
Some section, the station, so badly make him cry
The bus stop, she's waiting, he's carries will mend cry
(Third verse)
Loose talking, the class room so hard make try and try
Strong washing, the start coach, be acting season flag
Is no use, he's sees shock, he's start from sicking cup
Just let me, don't mend it, let put by nectar cup
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now, this girl is half his age
(Second verse)
Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
(Third verse)
Loose talk in the clasroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's talking? The classroom!
Original Lyrics:
Loose talk in the classroom
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Divintutsia, Divintutsia
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears, driven to tears
Editor's note: What the heck is "Divintutsia" anyway?
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driven to Sears
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give in to fear.
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll test this futon
Nothing seems to get through.
Original Lyrics:
Protest is futile
Nothing seems to get through.
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon tootsie
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riven toot see-a
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
River Tootieh
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wants to become a barber
Original Lyrics:
What's to become of our world?
"Driven to Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dribontuttio, dribontuttio
Original Lyrics:
Driven to tears, driven to tears
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Acoohawates
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, flea
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every birth you take
Original Lyrics:
Every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every bough you break.
Original Lyrics:
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every cling you steak.
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every drain you snake.
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every nacho's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every night you stay.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pool hall aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pool hall aches
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every snout you fake
I reclaim your stake
I'll be blushing you
Original Lyrics:
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every vial you break.
Original Lyrics:
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday cake..
Original Lyrics:
Every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How I pool all aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How I pour out eggs.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How my cruel heart aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How my poo hole aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How my poo hole aches
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How my pool hall eh
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How to pull whole weights
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep cold and baby, baby, fleas
Original Lyrics:
I keep calling baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I reclaim your stake
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pull her legs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be washing you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be watching you.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm (gonna) cook hard eggs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cool-hearted ape.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fool who aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fool heartache
or
I'm a foolhardy
or
I'm a foolhardy
Original Lyrics:
My poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hard-boiled egg
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches, with every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my fool heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
With every stop I take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poo heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a two whole lakes
or
I'm a pool hall ace
or
I'm a pool of apes
or
I'm a pool of apes
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool of eggs.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor old axe.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor, hard egg.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pull her legs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My pool hall legs, with every breath you take
Original Lyrics:
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm pool hall age
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my hard boiled eggs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears of root beer.
Original Lyrics:
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have hurt me.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B.O., B.O.
Original Lyrics:
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chee-tos!
Original Lyrics:
E.O.!
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeyore
Original Lyrics:
Eee oh
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eola
Original Lyrics:
Eee oh
Eola is a small community outside of Aurora.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know I love 'The Purple Song'.
or
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know 'The Color Purple''s on.
Original Lyrics:
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though my life of whore was tragic
Yamanama looks for Perbo's song.
Original Lyrics:
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little Bing cherry is magic.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing she f***s is magic.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little...You just turn me on!
Original Lyrics:
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every thing she touches turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy little thing she got is magic.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up
A thousand miles away.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resolve to cholera a thousand times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resolve to corduroy a 1000 times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resolve to fall to go up 1000 times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I resort to corduroy a thousand times a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iris has the cholera
A thousand dumps a day.
Original Lyrics:
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always knees and ends just getting wet.
Original Lyrics:
It's always me that ends up getting wet.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leo
Original Lyrics:
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Melanoma love for her goes on
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my love for her goes on
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know I love a purple sun.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know my love for purple storm.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know my love with hurt comes on.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
T.O., T.O.
Original Lyrics:
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
V.O.
Original Lyrics:
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've tried in court to tell her
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've tried before to tell her
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo!
Original Lyrics:
E-O!
"Invisible Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There has to be an invisible song.
Original Lyrics:
There has to be an Invisible Sun.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless my soul, I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless my soul, I'm dead!
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there
These are sung in harmony in the background.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless my soul, I'm gay.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est ma sol la fais.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas, so unfair.
Original Lyrics:
It's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Circles running 'round my thing
Original Lyrics:
Circles running 'round my brain
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I always win - King of Pain!
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be King of Pain!
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had Stuie before inside the pouring rain
With the water in cycles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always open then you'll end this rain
But it's Manna Stoony to be the king of pain.
Original Lyrics:
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the watering circles running 'round my brain.
Original Lyrics:
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the water in circles running around my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
Original Lyrics:
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running around my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always be King of Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be King of Pain.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
Original Lyrics:
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Christmas kind of day.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's modestly neat to be the King of Pain
Original Lyrics:
It's my destiny to be the King of Pain
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my sawed off head.
Original Lyrics:
It's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole racket and the wind won't stop.
Original Lyrics:
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
Original Lyrics:
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black cat caught in the high tree wall
Original Lyrics:
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
Bless my soul, I'm the king
It's the same old thing as yesterday
Bless my soul, I'm the king.
Original Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's Christmas, so I'll pay
It's the same old thing as yesterday
It's Christmas, so I'll pay.
Original Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on your lung today
Original Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a little brown spot in my gonch today.
Original Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking at the bus stop, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crushed skull blade
Original Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a custom plate.
Original Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This month's solar flair
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This must go away.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With 120 circles running around my brain
Original Lyrics:
With the world turning circles running around my brain
"King Of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the water in circles running 'round my brain
Original Lyrics:
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
"King of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black Wingull with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
There's a black-winged gull with a broken back
"Man In A Suitcase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I invite you, my place
Slowly my big cousin holds my suitcase.
Original Lyrics:
I'll invite you back to my place
It's only mine because it holds my suitcase.
"Man In A Suitcase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left my jukebox at my place.
Original Lyrics:
I'll invite you back to my place.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a whore.
Original Lyrics:
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my node.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose
I should have stopped bowling right from the start
Only bones can keep me together
Only love can mend your stripes but love can break your water
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has passed since I broke my nose
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A year has past since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another year has passed since I broke my nose.
Original Lyrics:
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a castaway,
and I am lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
Original Lyrics:
Just a castaway,
an island lost at sea
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cindy Notto S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone finds my message in a brothel
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my chicken in a basket
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my massage in a parlour.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a parcel.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a party.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bathtub.
Original Lyrics:
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making gin in the bathroom.
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage in a brothel
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage in my bottom
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Massage on a bar stool
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Massaging a butthole
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mesoch-ee-na-paato
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
This was the live version (probably Live Aid).
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in the Bible
or
Message in a barstool
or
Message in a barstool
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in a bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in a butthole
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in my bottom
Original Lyrics:
message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Message in the bathtub
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Messin' with ma throttle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Messy little cockerel
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Gina Bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Ginabotto
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Jenny Bottle
Original Lyrics:
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only cocaine keeps me together.
Original Lyrics:
Only hope can keep me together.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into 'dis barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into the sparrow.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into this pedo.
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Pedo" is the Spanish word for "fart".
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Se han tirado las Sogas!
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
It's in Spanish, with a little Peruvian slang. It means: 'They've stolen the ropes!'.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send an iron SOS.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an SOS.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send it on an S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sendin' it on an S.O.S
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sending out an S.M.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seventy dollar S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday night and not so wet
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday night on S.O.S.
Original Lyrics:
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
$70 SOS
or
Sunday nightly SOS
or
Sunday not an SOS
or
(I'm) standing on an SOS
or
(I'm) sanding out an SOS
Original Lyrics:
(I'm) sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only rope and beeping together
Love can end your wife or live can make you fart
Original Lyrics:
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into this pair
Original Lyrics:
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I think I'd rather fall into this pair than into despair.
"Next To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is standing next to you.
Original Lyrics:
All I want is to be next to you.
"Next To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my house
I sold my mother, too.
Original Lyrics:
I sold my house
I sold my motor, too.
"Next To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on tools
Original Lyrics:
What can I do?
"O My God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my heart belongs to Noah
Original Lyrics:
And my heart belongs to no one
"On Any Other Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a carp on the door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to tell you just how I feel
I was shaggin' with another boy.
Original Lyrics:
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up,
So put away your raincoat
Original Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up,
So put away your makeup
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up
So put away your mink coat.
Original Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make-up.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this isn't New York
Original Lyrics:
I loved you since I knew ya
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I loved you since I knew ya
A little dab'll do ya
Original Lyrics:
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
"A little dab'll do ya" is the old slogan for Brylcreem. I thought Sting was throwing out a pop culture reference for no good reason.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I loved you since in New York
I wasn't talking to ya
Original Lyrics:
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would say you were another boy.
Original Lyrics:
I won't share you with another boy.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poot on the red light
Original Lyrics:
Put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock Bass
You don't have to put out your red eye.
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock sand
You don't have to turn on your headlights.
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
You don't have to put out your red light.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock sand
you don't have to put on the red light
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
you don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock slam!
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock spaz,
you don't have to put on the red light
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne,
you don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, Sam!
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanne
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rowr rowr right
Original Lyrics:
Put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wax Anne
You don't have to put on the wed light.
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have go all the way, yay
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to stop at the red light.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my name is Raynard.
Original Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up.
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipolte
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami, salami, salami
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami
Original Lyrics:
So lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salome, Salome
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sigourney! Sigourney!
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely.
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sigourney, Sigourney, Sigourney
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely.
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Simone
Original Lyrics:
So lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spumoni, spumoni
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue Lawley (repeated)
Original Lyrics:
So Lonely (repeated)
At the time this song first came out, Sue Lawley was a news anchor on British television.
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zamboni, Zamboni
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zanoni, Zanoni, Zanoni
Original Lyrics:
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A** ferrets in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A**burgers in the material world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, spirits in the material world.
Original Lyrics:
(We) are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asparagus in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asparagus into my cereal world.
Original Lyrics:
(We) Are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asparagus into my cereal, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asperger's syndrome for Muriel Ward.
or
A**burgers enter my cereal bowl.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aspirin! It's immaterial.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aspirins in my-my Cheerios.
Original Lyrics:
Spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aspirins into my cereal bowl
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's a record wreck of failure
Original Lyrics:
But it's the rhetoric of failure
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oscar sits in my cereal bowl
or
I swear it's imm-ma-material
or
Eat asparagus in the material world
or
Eat asparagus in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat hot spare ribs in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat my spareribs in the material world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gee, I swear it is, in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot spearmints in my sa-cereal
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw Carlita speak.
Original Lyrics:
Our so-called leaders speak.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spitted into my cereal bowl
Original Lyrics:
There's spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear it's im-ma-material, uh.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sin...from the teerio
or
I swear I'll eat all my Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear there's horsesh*t in my materials
Original Lyrics:
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me upstairs in my material room.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I did it, I ate all my cereal, whoo.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me. I see spirits in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my own, my own box of cereal
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I swear I love my cereal
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I swear, I eat my own cereal bowl
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I swear, it's in my mom's cereal.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ah, stick it in my cereal now
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh pop pop, there goes my cereal.
or
Bowl, ooh, pop, pop, that's how my Cheerios go.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I swear there's cows*** in my cereal.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I swear there's dog shit in my Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Mark Spitz in the most swimming goal, girl!
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, upstairs in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ostinence in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our subject ate the meek.
or
Our subject gave the meek.
Original Lyrics:
They subjugate the meek.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't spit in my cereal, no!
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red hot spirits hidden in the cereal bowl.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see hot spirits eating my cereal, whoa!
or
See, hot syrup in m-my cereal, whoa!
or
See, hot syrup in m-my cereal, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirits in the cereal bowl
or
Spirits in my Cheerio's
or
Spirits in my Cheerio's
Original Lyrics:
Spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are spirits in-uh mah cer-reee-ul. (There are spirits in my cereal)
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no politic gas pollution
To our troubled air pollution
Have no faith in Cops-stick-tution
From a bloody air pollution.
Original Lyrics:
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in Constitution
There is no bloody revolution.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This subject ain't for me.
Original Lyrics:
They subjugate the meek.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh huh that's right. And we're gonna stay in school
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs eating my Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs in the material room
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs, can't find my Cheerios.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs, in the material room
Original Lyrics:
(We) are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs, in the material world
Original Lyrics:
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We Asperitz enema serial world.
Original Lyrics:
There's spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all spit into our cereal bowl.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are asparagus in the imperial world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are carrots, in the cereal bowl.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are smurfs eating all the cereal.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
I thought that it was what they were singing
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are smurfs eating all the cereal
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spare ribs in a material world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spare ribs in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spirits in the interior world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spitting
In the maternal womb
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits
in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spitting in a bacterial world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are upstairs in the material world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll ask the nurse to bring the materials
or
We eat our spareribs in the material world
or
We eat our spareribs in the material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have asparagus in our material, wo!
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have spirits delivering material.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Oshner, im-ma-material.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
Joe adds: "Oshner--name of a local hospital."
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are standing in my hot cereal bowl.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Auschwitz in my material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Auschwitz in my material world
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spit it into my cereal.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear there's monkey shit in my Gearios.
Original Lyrics:
Are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are spirits turn on my stereo world.
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
"Synchronicity 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And little Russia had to face.
Original Lyrics:
And rush hour Hell to face.
"Synchronicity 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Australian morning
Original Lyrics:
Another industrial ugly morning
"Synchronicity 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another red dust-trail every morning
Original Lyrics:
Another industrial ugly morning
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another working day has ended
Another rush hour hell to face.
Original Lyrics:
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy always says to do the dishes, there's only so much more that he can take
Original Lyrics:
Daddy only stares into the distance, there's only so much more that he can take
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs and drinks his apple tea
Original Lyrics:
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He goes upstairs and drinks his apple tea..
Original Lyrics:
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs that drinks his apple tea
Original Lyrics:
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother chants a litany of order and frustration
Original Lyrics:
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the rush of hand to face.
Original Lyrics:
Only the rush hour hell to face.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Secretary's powder cream like sheep farts on a red-like screech.
Original Lyrics:
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Secretary's proud and green like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Original Lyrics:
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
"Synchronicity II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have to shout across the din of our rush through space
Original Lyrics:
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies
Editor's note: It is The Police who recorded this song, and yes, Sting was a member, but it is billed as just 'The Police'; not anything variant.
"Synchronicity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do we share this nightmare,
We can drink,
Spirits who spoon me
Original Lyrics:
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spiritus Mundi.
"Synchronicity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spirits will bomb me.
Original Lyrics:
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spiritus Mundi.
"Synchronicity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little hombre, little Juanto
You will know
Synchronicity.
Original Lyrics:
With one breath, with one flow
You will know
Synchronicity.
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep in the heart with you
Deep in the heart with you.
Original Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with you.
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heat in the barbeque
Original Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara with you
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara f u
Original Lyrics:
Tea in the Sahara with you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My head's too big without you
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rescue me without shoes.
Original Lyrics:
The bed's too big without you.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the band of the Police all over.
Original Lyrics:
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the fans of The Police all over.
Original Lyrics:
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the man with the big dog Rover.
Original Lyrics:
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen the path that the Police traveled over.
Original Lyrics:
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses in Zimbabwe.
Original Lyrics:
Voices inside my head.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses p**s on my head.
Original Lyrics:
Voices inside my head.
This Police rarity appears on the superb album Zenyatta Mondatta. Perhaps due to the lyrical inscrutability and the song's relative inferiority vis-a-vis other Police songs, it garners little or no radio airplay.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who put this on my head
Original Lyrics:
Voices inside my head
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky take my foodstamps.
Original Lyrics:
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sting shall inherit the Earth.
Original Lyrics:
They say the meek shall inherit the earth.
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' angel foodstamps
Original Lyrics:
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in your foodstamps
Original Lyrics:
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on your food stamps
Original Lyrics:
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow's another day, Tuesday
I miss Wednesday
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow's another day, you stay
I may as well play
"Walking On The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking round the loo
Original Lyrics:
Walking on the moon
"Walking in Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie, shoutin' Hera theer!
Original Lyrics:
They say the meek shall inherit the earth.
"When The World is Running Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world is running down,
you make the best dumpling stew around.
Original Lyrics:
When the world is running down,
you make the best of what's still around.
"When The World is Running Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the worlds comes crashin' down,
you make the best pot of stew around
Original Lyrics:
When the world comes crashing down,
you make the best of what's still around
"Wrapped Around You Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hidden the task by you
If I should Winger
Spare it at the ring around your finger
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you
If I should linger.
Swear it at the ring around your finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hidden the task by you if I should linger.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hittin' the Tazbah, you in fashion lingo
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hittin' the casbah
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hittin' the task bar, you have faster fingers.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I shoot blingers.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that Stephanie is not your name.
Original Lyrics:
Mephistopheles is not your name
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will burn your face, you little bastard
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your face to mallo blaster
or
I will burn your face, you yellow bastard
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your face to rural Nebraska
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alibaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your fish to whirl-robusta
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alabaster.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will turn your flesh to alabaster.
Original Lyrics:
I will turn your face to alabaster.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be captain of your speed boat
Original Lyrics:
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be master of your steamboat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be rap around your fingers.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be wax around your finger.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the task bar, you and I should linger.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nervous, The Police is not your name.
Original Lyrics:
Mephistopheles is not your name
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see through me, the young apprentice
Caught between the silly man's courage.
Original Lyrics:
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can sit on me, the young apprentice
Caught between the slither and carobs
Original Lyrics:
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the skillet and your rib dish.
Original Lyrics:
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between Godzilla and Cognees
Hidden a task by you if I should linger
Original Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the silly and Corinthians.
Original Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You consider me the younger dentist
Caught between the silly and carpets.
Original Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You considered me the young apprentice
Caught between the silly and courageous.
Original Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
Scylla and Charybdis are characters from Greek mythology.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could sit on me, the young apprentice
Original Lyrics:
You consider me a young apprentice

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