Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> The Police

Afternoon at Wrigley passed me by.

I can't stand Lucy Liu.

Canary in a coma

Harry in a coma.

Harry in a coma.

Harry in a coma.

Larry in a coma!

Married in a coal mine

Canary in a coma

Carrie is a cold mind

Carrying a goldmine

Carrying a goldmine

Married in a coalmine

Marry an informer
or
Mary in a coma

Put Mary in a coalmine.

You're married in a goldmine.

Yeah Mary had a coalmine

Married in a coma

You live your life like a canary in a coma,
You get seditious even walking in a straight line

I can dream up ceilings when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any floors 'til I get to my feet.

A goo goo goo
Ba da da da

A goo goo goo
Ba da da da

All the Allah Kunses scares you
Their logic ties you up and wraps you

De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will only prove.

Don't thank me, I'm coming.

From the banks of Cheops in my mind.

Ge Goo Goo Goo
Ge Ga Ga Ga

The elephants escape me,
The leopard ties me up and rapes me

The goo, goo, goo
The da, da, da

Their logic ties me up and wraps me.

Their logic ties me up and wrecks me.

Dead Ben John

Don't need a bed end jog.

Don't want no teenager.

Electrical synthesizer when I hit the bars.

FedEx job

Red end jar

Red end job

'What bus stop?
She's waiting!'
his chorus woman cries

Costanza, Costanza, Costanza close to me.

Dope man
Dope man selling
Dope man selling dope to me.

Ghost man so close to me

His car is poor man's drive

His car is woman-dry.

Inside her there's Norman

Inside her there's a yawning, this girl's an open page.

Joe Stancil votes for me

Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.

Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.

Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.

Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot

Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.

Newsstand, newsstand

Postman, Postmaster, Don't stand so close to me

Rosanne
Rosanne so
Rosanne so close to me.

Roseanne
Roseanne's so
Roseanne's so close to me.

That book bind never come

That book by Alvin Koff

That book by now becomes

That girl is hardly sane

This girl is half diseased

This girl is not diseased.

You stand so close to me.

Your teacher the subject of school girl friend to see
She wants me so broadly knows what she want to be
Inside there, these no you, the school that what can teach
But Marcin, she so closer, the school is have to teach
(Second verse)
How can I, so jealous, you know how that could get
Sometimes this smart so easy to clip that she short had
Some section, the station, so badly make him cry
The bus stop, she's waiting, he's carries will mend cry
Third verse)
Loose talking, the class room so hard make try and try
Strong washing, the start coach, be acting season flag
Is no use, he's sees shock, he's start from sicking cup
Just let me, don't mend it, let put by nectar cup

Poo stand so close to me.

Don't dance
Don't dance
Don't dance so close to me.

Don't stand so close, Snoopy.

Ghost man
Ghost man so
Ghost man, so close to me.

His car is woman drive.

Inside her, there's no ruse
This girl's an open page.

Ghost man so close to me

No sign of, no sign of snow to me

Lost dinosaur.....close to me

Don't stand so colostomy.

Divintutsia, divintutsia

Driven to Sears

Give in to fear.

I'll test this futon
Nothing seems to get through.

Lemon tootsie

Riven toot see-a

River Tootieh

Wants to become a barber

Dribontuttio, dribontuttio

Acoohawates

Every bough you break.

Every cling you steak.

Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.

Every nacho's dead.

Every vial you break.

Happy birthday cake..

How I pool all aches
With every step you take.

How I pour out eggs.

How my poo hole aches

How my poo hole aches

How to pull whole heights

I'll be washing you.

I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.

I'm a cool-hearted ape.

I'm a fool who aches.

I'm a fool heartache

I'm a foolhardy

I'm a foolhardy

I'm a hard-boiled egg

I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.

I'm a pool hall ace.

I'm a pool hall ace.

I'm a pool hall ace.

I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.

Not a two whole lakes

I'm a pool hall ace

I'm a pool of apes

I'm a pool of apes

I'm a pool of eggs.

I´m a poor old axe.

My pool hall legs, with every breath you take

Now I'm pool hall age

Oh, my hard boiled eggs

I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.

B.O., B.O.

Chee-tos!

Eeyore

Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know I love 'The Purple Song'.
or
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know 'The Color Purple''s on.

Every little Bing cherry is magic.

Every little thing she does is tragic.

Every little thing she f***s is magic.

Every little...You just turn me on!

Every thing she touches turns me on.

Hairy little thing she got is magic.

I resolve to Cholera a thousand times a day.

I resolve to call her up
A thousand miles away.

I resolve to corduroy a 1000 times a day.

I resolve to fall to go up 1000 times a day.

I resort to corduroy a thousand times a day.

Iris has the cholera
A thousand dumps a day.

It's always knees and ends just getting wet.

Leo

Melanoma love for her goes on

Now I know I love a purple sun.

Now I know my love for purple storm.

Now I know my love with hurt comes on.

T.O., T.O.

V.O.

Yo!

I'm a poor, hard egg.

I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.

Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears of root beer.

Even though my life of whore was tragic
Yamanama looks for Perbo's song.

I can't, I can't, I can't stand Lucy

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losers

I can't, I can't, I can't stand music

So bad it makes him die

There has to be an invisible song.

Bless my soul, I'm gay.

C'est ma sol la fais.

Christmas, so unfair.

Circles running 'round my thing

I had Stuie before inside the pouring rain
With the water in cycles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always open then you'll end this rain
But it's Manna Stoony to be the king of pain.

I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the watering circles running 'round my brain.

I'll always be King of Spain.

It's a Christmas kind of day.

It's my sawed off head.

There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole racket and the wind won't stop.

There's a black cat caught in the hightry wall

There's a little brown spot in my gonch today.

There's a skeleton choking at the bus stop, yeah.

There's a skeleton choking on a custom plate.

This must go away.

Bless my soul, I'm a man.

Bless my soul, I'm dead!

I always win - King of Pain!

I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the water in circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.

I stood here foreign signed the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
A jackass always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's not always easy be the king of pain.

It's modestly neat to be the King of Pain

There's a black cat caught in a high treetop

There's a little black spot on the sun today
Bless my soul, I'm the king
It's the same old thing as yesterday
Bless my soul, I'm the king.

There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's Christmas, so I'll pay
It's the same old thing as yesterday
It's Christmas, so I'll pay.

There's a little black spot on your lung today

There's a skeleton choking on a crushed skull blade

This month's solar flair

With 120 circles running around my brain

I left my jukebox at my place.

I invite you, my place
Slowly my big cousin holds my suitcase.

Send an iron SOS.

A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a whore.

A year has passed since I broke my node.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

A year has passed since I broke my nose

A year has passed since I broke my nose