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"Bring On the Night"
Afternoon at Wrigley passed me by.
Afternoon has gently passed me by.
"Can't Stand Losing You"
Again, again, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You"
I can't stand Lucy Liu.
I can't stand losing you.
"Can't Stand Losing You"
I can't, I can't, I can't stand Lucy
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You"
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losers
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You"
I can't, I can't, I can't stand music
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Canary and a coalmine.
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Canary in a coma
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Harry in a coma.
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Larry in a coma!
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Married in a coal mine
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coal Mine"
Mary and a puma
or
Mary in a coal mine
or
Mary in a coma
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
Canary in a coma
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
Carrie is a cold mind
or
Carrying a goldmine
or
Carrying a goldmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
Married in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
Marry an informer
or
Mary in a coma
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
Put Mary in a coalmine.
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine"
You're married in a goldmine.
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In a Coalmine"
Yeah Mary had a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary in a Coal Mine"
Married in a coma
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary in a Coalmine"
You live your life like a canary in a coma,
You get seditious even walking in a straight line
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine,
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line
"Darkness"
I can dream up ceilings when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any floors 'til I get to my feet.
I can dream up schemes when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any flaws 'til I get to my feet.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
A goo goo goo
Ba da da da
De do do do
De da da da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
A goo goo goo
Ba da da da
De do do do
De da da da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
All the Allah Kunses scares you
Their logic ties you up and wraps you
The eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will only prove.
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Don't thank me, I'm coming.
Don't think me unkind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
From the banks of Cheops in my mind.
From the banks of chaos in my mind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Ge Goo Goo Goo
Ge Ga Ga Ga
De Do Do Do
De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The elephants escape me,
The leopard ties me up and rapes me
Their eloquence escapes me,
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The goo, goo, goo
The da, da, da
De do, do, do
De da, da, da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Their logic ties me up and wraps me.
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Their logic ties me up and wrecks me.
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"Dead End Job"
Dead Ben John
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job"
Don't need a bed end jog.
Don't need a dead-end job.
"Dead End Job"
Don't want no teenager.
Don't want no dead-end job.
"Dead End Job"
Electrical synthesizer when I hit the bars.
Electrical supervisor required at the bars.
This is a very early Police song, with Andy Summers reading an editorials section with his Lancashire accent behind Sting.
"Dead End Job"
FedEx job
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job"
Red end jar
Dead-end job
"Dead End Job"
Red end job
Dead-end job
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
'What bus stop?
She's waiting!'
his chorus woman cries
Wet bus stop,
she's waiting,
his car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Costanza, Costanza, Costanza close to me.
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Don't dance
Don't dance
Don't dance so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Don't stand so close, Snoopy.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Dope man
Dope man selling
Dope man selling dope to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Ghost man so close to me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Ghost man so close to me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Ghost man
Ghost man so
Ghost man, so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
His car is poor man's drive
His car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
His car is woman drive.
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
His car is woman-dry.
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Inside her there's Norman
Inside her there's longing
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Inside her there's a yawning, this girl's an open page.
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Inside her, there's no ruse
This girl's an open page.
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Joe Stancil votes for me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.
Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Newsstand, newsstand
Don't stand, don't stand
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
No sign of, no sign of snow to me
Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Poo stand so close to me.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Postman, Postmaster, Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Rosanne
Rosanne so
Rosanne so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Roseanne
Roseanne's so
Roseanne's so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
That book by Alvin Koff
That book by Nabakov
Nabakov wrote "Lolita"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
That book by now becomes
That book by Nabakov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
That book might never come
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
That girl is hardly sane
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
This girl is half diseased
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
This girl is half insane.
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
This girl is not diseased.
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
You stand so close to me.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Your teacher the subject of school girl friend to see
She wants me so broadly knows what she want to be
Inside there, these no you, the school that what can teach
But Marcin, she so closer, the school is have to teach
(Second verse)
How can I, so jealous, you know how that could get
Sometimes this smart so easy to clip that she short had
Some section, the station, so badly make him cry
The bus stop, she's waiting, he's carries will mend cry
Third verse)
Loose talking, the class room so hard make try and try
Strong washing, the start coach, be acting season flag
Is no use, he's sees shock, he's start from sicking cup
Just let me, don't mend it, let put by nectar cup
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now, this girl is half his age
(Second verse)
Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
(Third verse)
Loose talk in the clasroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
"Dont Stand So Close To Me"
Don't stand so close, Tony. or Don't stand so close, Tommy.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Dont Stand So Close To Me"
Don't stand so colostomy.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Driven To Tears"
Divintutsia, divintutsia
Driven to tears, driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
Driven to Sears
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
Give in to fear.
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
I'll test this futon
Nothing seems to get through.
Protest is futile
Nothing seems to get through.
"Driven To Tears"
Lemon tootsie
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
Riven toot see-a
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
River Tootieh
Driven to tears
"Driven To Tears"
Wants to become a barber
What's to become of our world?
"Driven to Tears"
Dribontuttio, dribontuttio
Driven to tears, driven to tears
"Every Breath You Take"
Acoohawates
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every bough you break.
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every cling you steak.
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every drain you snake.
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every nacho's dead.
Every night you stay.
"Every Breath You Take"
Every vial you break.
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take"
Happy birthday cake..
Every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take"
How I pool all aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
How I pour out eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
How my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
How my pool hall eh
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
How to pull whole weights
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
I'll be washing you.
I'll be watching you.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a cool-hearted ape.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a fool who aches.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a fool heartache
or
I'm a foolhardy
or
I'm a foolhardy
My poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a hard-boiled egg
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.
How my poor heart aches, with every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool hall ace.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
How my fool heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool hall ace
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take"
Not a two whole lakes
or
I'm a pool hall ace
or
I'm a pool of apes
or
I'm a pool of apes
My poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a pool of eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a poor old axe.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm a poor, hard egg.
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
I'm gonna pull her legs
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take"
My pool hall legs, with every breath you take
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take"
Now I'm pool hall age
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take"
Oh, my hard boiled eggs
How my poor heart aches
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic'"
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears of root beer.
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have hurt me.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
B.O., B.O.
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Chee-tos!
E.O.!
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Eeyore
Eee oh
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Eola
Eee oh
Eola is a small community outside of Aurora.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know I love 'The Purple Song'.
or
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know 'The Color Purple''s on.
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Even though my life of whore was tragic
Yamanama looks for Perbo's song.
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Every little Bing cherry is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Every little thing she f***s is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Every little...You just turn me on!
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Every thing she touches turns me on.
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Hairy little thing she got is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resolve to Cholera a thousand times a day.
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resolve to call her up
A thousand miles away.
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resolve to corduroy a 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resolve to fall to go up 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
I resort to corduroy a thousand times a day.
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Iris has the cholera
A thousand dumps a day.
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
It's always knees and ends just getting wet.
It's always me that ends up getting wet.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Leo
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Melanoma love for her goes on
Now I know my love for her goes on
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Now I know I love a purple sun.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Now I know my love for purple storm.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Now I know my love with hurt comes on.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
T.O., T.O.
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
V.O.
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Yo!
E-O!
"Invisible Sun"
There has to be an invisible song.
There has to be an Invisible Sun.
"King Of Pain"
Bless my soul, I'm a man.
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
Bless my soul, I'm dead!
That's my soul up there
These are sung in harmony in the background.
"King Of Pain"
Bless my soul, I'm gay.
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
C'est ma sol la fais.
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
Christmas, so unfair.
It's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
Circles running 'round my thing
Circles running 'round my brain
"King Of Pain"
I had Stuie before inside the pouring rain
With the water in cycles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always open then you'll end this rain
But it's Manna Stoony to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
"King Of Pain"
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the watering circles running 'round my brain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain.
"King Of Pain"
I'll always be King of Spain.
I'll always be King of Pain.
"King Of Pain"
It's a Christmas kind of day.
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
It's my sawed off head.
It's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole racket and the wind won't stop.
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop.
"King Of Pain"
There's a black cat caught in the hightry wall
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
"King Of Pain"
There's a little brown spot in my gonch today.
There's a little black spot on the sun today.
"King Of Pain"
There's a skeleton choking at the bus stop, yeah.
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
"King Of Pain"
There's a skeleton choking on a crushed skull blade
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
"King Of Pain"
There's a skeleton choking on a custom plate.
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
"King Of Pain"
This month's solar flair
That's my soul up there
"King Of Pain"
This must go away.
That's my soul up there.
"King Of Pain"
With 120 circles running around my brain
With the world turning circles running around my brain
"King of Pain"
I always win - King of Pain!
I'll always be King of Pain!
"King of Pain"
I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the water in circles running round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
"King of Pain"
I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
"King of Pain"
I stood here foreign signed the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
A jackass always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's not always easy be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
"King of Pain"
It's modestly neat to be the King of Pain
It's my destiny to be the King of Pain
"King of Pain"
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
"King of Pain"
There's a little black spot on the sun today
Bless my soul, I'm the king
It's the same old thing as yesterday
Bless my soul, I'm the king.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
"King of Pain"
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's Christmas, so I'll pay
It's the same old thing as yesterday
It's Christmas, so I'll pay.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
"King of Pain"
There's a little black spot on your lung today
There's a little black spot on the sun today
"Man In A Suitcase"
I left my jukebox at my place.
I'll invite you back to my place.
"Man In a Suitcase"
I invite you, my place
Slowly my big cousin holds my suitcase.
I'll invite you back to my place
It's only mine because it holds my suitcase.
"Mesage In A Bottle"
Send an iron SOS.
Sending out an SOS.
"Message In A Bottle"
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a whore.
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my node.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has passed since I broke my nose
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message In A Bottle"
A year has past since I broke my nose.
A year has past since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
Another year has passed since I broke my nose.
Another year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
Just a castaway,
and I am lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
Just a castaway,
an island lost at sea
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that some one finds my massage in a brothel
I hope that someone finds my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that someone gets my chicken in a basket
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that someone gets my massage in a parlour.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that someone gets my message in a parcel.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that someone gets my message in a party.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle"
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bathtub.
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle"
It's been a year since I broke my nose
It's been a year since I wrote my note
"Message In A Bottle"
It's been a year since broke my nose.
It's been a year since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
It's been ten long years since I broke my nose.
It's been ten long years since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle"
Making gin in the bathroom.
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle"
Massage in a brothel
or
Massage on a barstool
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Massage in a brothel
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Massaging a butthole
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Mesoch-ee-na-paato
Message in a bottle
This was the live version (probably Live Aid).
"Message In A Bottle"
Message In A Bathroom
or
Message in the Bible
or
Message in a barstool
or
Message in a barstool
Message In A Bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Message in a bathroom
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Message in a butthole
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Message in my bottom
message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Message in the bathtub
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Message in the bathtub
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Messin' with ma throttle
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Messy little cockerel
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Mrs Jenny Bottle
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Mrs. Ginabotto
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle"
Only cocaine keeps me together.
Only hope can keep me together.
"Message In A Bottle"
Rescue me before I fall into 'dis barrel.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle"
Rescue me before I fall into the sparrow.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle"
Rescue me before I fall into this peo.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Peo" is the Spanish word for "fart".
"Message In A Bottle"
Se han tirado las Sogas!
Sending out an S.O.S.
It's in Spanish, with a little Peruvian slang. It means: 'They've stolen the ropes!'.
"Message In A Bottle"
Send it on an S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle"
Seventy dollar S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle"
Sunday morning S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
"Message In A Bottle"
Sunday night and not so wet
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle"
a year has passed since I broke my nose I should have stopped bowling right from the start only bones can keep me together only love can mend your stripes but love can break your water
A year has passed since I wrote my note I should have known this right from the start only hope can keep me together love can mend your life but love can break your heart
"Message In a Bottle"
Sending out an S.M.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In a Bottle"
Sunday night on S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Next To You"
All I want is standing next to you.
All I want is to be next to you.
"Next To You"
I sold my house
I sold my mother, too.
I sold my house
I sold my motor, too.
"Next To You"
Walking on tools
What can I do?
"On Any Other Day"
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a carp on the door.
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door.
"Roxanne"
I have to tell you just how I feel
I was shaggin' with another boy.
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy.
"Roxanne"
I know my mind is made up
So put away your mink coat.
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make-up.
"Roxanne"
I loved you since I knew ya
A little dab'll do ya
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
"A little dab'll do ya" is the old slogan for Brylcreem. I thought he was throwing out a pop culture reference for no good reason.
"Roxanne"
I loved you since I knew ya
I wasn't talking to ya
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
"Roxanne"
I loved you since in New York, I wouldn't talk down to ya.
I know my mind is made up, So put away your raincoat
I loved you since I knew ya, I wouldn't talk down to ya.
I know my mind is made up, So put away your makeup
"Roxanne"
I would say you were another boy.
I won't share you with another boy.
"Roxanne"
Poot on the red light
Put on the red light
"Roxanne"
Pull on the radio.
Put on the red light
"Roxanne"
Rock Bass
You don't have to put out your red eye.
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne"
Rock sand
you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
you don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne"
Rock sand
You don't have to turn on your headlights.
Roxanne
You don't have to put out your red light.
"Roxanne"
Rock slam!
Roxanne
"Roxanne"
Rock spaz,
you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne,
you don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne"
Rock, Sam!
Roxanne
"Roxanne"
Rosanne
Roxanne
"Roxanne"
Wax Anne
You don't have to put on the wed light.
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne"
You don't have go all the way, yay
You don't have to put on the red light
"Roxanne"
You don't have to stop at the red light.
You don't have to put on the red light.
"Roxanne"
You know my name is Raynard.
I know my mind is made up.
"So Lonely"
Salami
So lonely
"So Lonely"
Sigourney! Sigourney!
So lonely, so lonely.
"So Lonely"
Sigourney, Sigourney, Sigourney
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely.
"So Lonely"
Simoley, simoley
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely"
Simone
So lonely
"So Lonely"
Spumoni, spumoni
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely"
Sue Lawley (repeated)
So Lonely (repeated)
At the time this song first came out, Sue Lawley was a news anchor on British television.
"So Lonely"
Salami, salami, salami
or
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
or
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely"
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely"
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
So lonely, so lonely
"So Lonely"
Zanoni, Zanoni, Zanoni
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
"Spirits In The Material World"
A** ferrets in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
A**burgers in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Asparagus in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Asparagus into my cereal world.
(We) Are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Asparagus into my cereal, whoa!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Asperger's syndrome for Muriel Ward.
or
A**burgers into my cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Aspirin! It's immaterial.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Aspirins in my-my Cheerios.
Spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Aspirins into my cereal bowl
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Eat hot spare ribs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Eat my spareribs in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Gee, I swear it is, in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Hot spearmints in my sa-cereal
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
I saw Carlita speak.
Our so-called leaders speak.
"Spirits In The Material World"
I spitted into my cereal bowl
There's spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
I swear it's im-ma-material, uh.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Asparagus in the material world
or
Oscar sits in my cereal bowl
or
I swear it's imm-ma-material
or
I swear it's imm-ma-material
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
I sin...from the teerio
or
I swear I'll eat all my Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
I swear there's horsesh*t in my materials
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Me upstairs in my material room.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Me,I did it, I ate all my cereal,oh.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Oh, I swear I love my cereal
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Oh, I swear, I eat my own cereal bowl
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh I swear, it's in my mom's cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh ah, stick it in my cereal now
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh pop pop, there goes my cereal.
or
Bowl, ooh, pop, pop, that's how my Cheerios go.
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh, I swear there's cows*** in my cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh, I swear there's dog shit in my Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh, Mark Spitz in the most swimming goal, girl!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ooh, upstairs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Ostinence in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Our subject ate the meek.
or
Our subject gave the meek.
They subjegate the meek.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Please don't spit in my cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Red hot spirits hidden in the cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Spirits in the cereal bowl
or
Spirits in my Cheerio's
or
Spirits in my Cheerio's
Spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
There are spirits in-uh mah cer-reee-ul. (There are spirits in my cereal)
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
There is no politic gas pollution
To our troubled air pollution
Have no faith in Cops-stick-tution
From a bloody air pollution.
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in Constitution
From a bloody revolution.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Upstairs eating my Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Upstairs in the material room
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Upstairs, can't find my Cheerios.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
Upstairs, in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
We Asperitz enema serial world.
There's spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We all spit into our cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are asparagus in the imperial world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are carrots, in the cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are smurfs eating all the cereal
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are spare ribs in the material world.
We are spirits in a material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are spare ribs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are spirits in the interior world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We are upstairs in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We have asparagus in our material, wo!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We have spirits delivering material.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World"
We're Oshner, im-ma-material.
We are spirits in the material world.
Joe adds: "Oshner--name of a local hospital."
"Spirits In The Material World"
You are standing in my hot cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World"
Me. I see spirits in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits in the Material World"
My, my own, my own box of cereal
Spirits in the Material World
"Spirits in the Material World"
See, hot syrup in m-my cereal, whoa!
OR
I see hot spirits eating my cereal, whoa!
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits in the Material World"
Uh huh that's right. And we're gonna stay in school
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits in the Material World"
Upstairs, in the material room
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits in the Material World"
We are spitting
In the maternal womb
We are spirits
in the material world
"Synchronicity 2"
And little Russia H*** to face.
And rush hour H*** to face.
"Synchronicity 2"
Another Australian morning
Another industrial ugly morning
"Synchronicity II"
Another working day has ended
Another rush hour hell to face.
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
"Synchronicity II"
Mother chants a litany of order and frustration
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
"Synchronicity II"
Secretary's powder cream like sheep farts on a red-like screech.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
"Synchronicity II"
Secretary's proud and green like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
"Synchronicity"
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spirits will bomb me.
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spiritus Mundi.
"Synchronicity"
Little hombre, little Juanto
You will know
Synchronicity.
With one breath, with one flow
You will know
Synchronicity.
"Tea In The Sahara"
Deep in the heart with you
Deep in the heart with you.
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with you.
"Tea In The Sahara"
Heat in the barbeque
Tea in the Sahara with you
"Tea In The Sahara"
Tea in the Sahara f u
Tea in the Sahara with you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You"
My head's too big without you
The bed's too big without you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You"
Rescue me without shoes.
The bed's too big without you.
"Too Much Information"
See the band of the Police all over.
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information"
See the man with the big dog Rover.
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information"
Seen the path that the Police traveled over.
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover.
"Voices Inside My Head"
Horses in Zimbabwe.
Voices inside my head.
"Voices Inside My Head"
Horses p*** on my head.
Voices inside my head.
This Police rarity appears on the superb album Zenyatta Mondatta. Perhaps due to the lyrical inscrutability and the song's relative inferiority vis-a-vis other Police songs, it garners little or no radio airplay.
"Voices Inside My Head"
Who put this on my head
Voices inside my head
"Walking In Your Footsteps"
Honky take my foodstamps.
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps"
Sting shall inherit the Earth.
They say the meek shall inherit the earth.
"Walking In Your Footsteps"
Walkin' angel foodstamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps"
Walking in your foodstamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking in Your Footsteps"
Walking on your foodstamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking on the Moon"
Tomorrow's another day, Tuesday
I miss Wednesday
Tomorrow's another day, you stay
I may as well play
"Walking on the Moon"
Walking round the loo
Walking on the moon
"When The World is Running Down"
When the world is running down,
you make the best dumpling stew around.
When the world is running down,
you make the best of what's still around.
"When The World is Running Down"
When the worlds comes crashin' down,
you make the best pot of stew around
When the world comes crashing down,
you make the best of what's still around
"Wrapped Around You Finger"
Hidden the task by you
If I should linger.
Hypnotized by you
If I should linger.
"Wrapped Around You Finger"
Hittin' the task bar
You have faster fingers.
Hypnotized by you
If I should linger.
"Wrapped Around You Finger"
In the taskbar
You and I should linger.
Hypnotized by you
If I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Hittin' the Tazbah, you
In fashion lingo
Hypnotized by you
If I should linger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I will burn your face, you little bastard
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I will turn your face to mallo blaster
or
I will burn your face, you yellow bastard
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I will turn your face to rural Nebraska
I will turn your face to alibaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I will turn your flesh to alabaster.
I will turn your face to alabaster.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I'll be master of your steamboat.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I'll be rap around your finger
Hypronized if I shoot blingers.
I'll be wrapped around your finger
Hypnotized if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I'll be wax around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
I'll be wrapped around your jiggy b***s.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Nervous, The Police is not your name.
Mephistopheles is not your name
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You can see through me, the young apprentice
Caught between the silly man's courage.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the skillet and your rib dish.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the sillar and corenthis.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You consider me the younger dentist
Caught between the silly and carpets.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You considered me the young apprentice
Caught between the silly and courageous.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
Scylla and Charibdes are characters from Greek mythology.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
You could sit on me, the young apprentice
You consider me the young apprentice