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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Cliff Richard

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Cliff Richard.

Cliff Richard

Cliff Richard's, "Congratulations"
Better Lyrics:
Congratulations
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe and Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, Madgod pissing wine
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe and Wine"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, methadone and wine
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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