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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jacques Offenbach.

Jacques Offenbach

Jacques Offenbach's, "The Marine's Hymn "
Better Lyrics:
From the “Titanium Spine” of Bachmann
To the popularity of Mitt Romney
We fight our campaign battles
Slandering liberal DEMs and condemning homosexuality
First to fight for gun rights and more defense money
And to keep the oil flowing free
We are proud to claim the title
Of the Mighty GOP!
Original Lyrics:
From the Halls of Montezuma
to the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
in the air, on land and sea
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean
We are proud to claim the title
of United States Marine!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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