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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Shaggy
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Shaggy.
Shaggy
Shaggy's, "Boombastic"
Better Lyrics:
Mr Roper Roper (Roper Roper)
Grr, Mr Roper Roper
Grr, Mr Roper Roper
Original Lyrics:
Mr Lover lover (Lover lover)
Mmm, a Mr Lover lover
Mmm, a Mr Lover lover
Submitted by: Troy
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Better Lyrics:
But I farted on the counter (It wasn't me)
But I farted on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even farted in the shower (It wasn't me)
And then I farted on camara! (It wasn't me)
She saw the stains on my underwear (It wasn't me)
Said, 'These really shouldn't be here.' (It wasn't me)
Then the smells got worse (It wasn't me)
She said 'It smells like a hearse!'
But I farted on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even farted in the shower (It wasn't me)
And then I farted on camara! (It wasn't me)
She saw the stains on my underwear (It wasn't me)
Said, 'These really shouldn't be here.' (It wasn't me)
Then the smells got worse (It wasn't me)
She said 'It smells like a hearse!'
Original Lyrics:
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me kissing on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camara! (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder (It wasn't me)
She said right then it was over!
Saw me kissing on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camara! (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder (It wasn't me)
She said right then it was over!
Submitted by: BitchyChic
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Better Lyrics:
I said she smelled like toe jam (it was her feet)
Original Lyrics:
But she caught me on the sofa (it wasn't me)
Submitted by: Frann
Shaggy's, "It Wasn't Me"
Better Lyrics:
….caught me red-handed freaking over dinosaurs
Picture this, we were both surprised by fossils on the lab room floor
How could I forget that I given only lecture three?
All this time they stood praying there and couldn’t take their minds off me
Evos got this cool amber
(It isn’t true)
Saw the fossils near a shoulder
(It isn’t true)
It even fossilized a flower
(It isn’t true)
We even caught it on camera
(It isn’t true)
Saw the marks on the boulder
(It isn’t true)
Heard the click of the counter
(It isn’t true)
Creationists scream louder
When we said, “Yeah, it’s older.”
Picture this, we were both surprised by fossils on the lab room floor
How could I forget that I given only lecture three?
All this time they stood praying there and couldn’t take their minds off me
Evos got this cool amber
(It isn’t true)
Saw the fossils near a shoulder
(It isn’t true)
It even fossilized a flower
(It isn’t true)
We even caught it on camera
(It isn’t true)
Saw the marks on the boulder
(It isn’t true)
Heard the click of the counter
(It isn’t true)
Creationists scream louder
When we said, “Yeah, it’s older.”
Original Lyrics:
………. she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She said our dealy was over
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She said our dealy was over
Submitted by: brightmoon
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