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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Miscellaneous.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous', "Ask Ollie Advert"
Better Lyrics:
Text 28843
Ask A - U - T - I - E
Ask A - U - T - I - E
Original Lyrics:
Text 65543
Ask O - L - L - I - E
Ask O - L - L - I - E
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Miscellaneous', "Birds Eye Potato Waffles"
Better Lyrics:
They cause constipation, diarrhoea, pain you can't believe.
Sit on the toilet for a fortnight, Birds Eye potato waffles, they’re waffly glutenized!
Sit on the toilet for a fortnight, Birds Eye potato waffles, they’re waffly glutenized!
Original Lyrics:
They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish, fingers, fish fingers, eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops.
Grill ’em, bake ’em, fry ’em, eat ’em, Birds Eye potato waffles, they’re waffly versatile!
Grill ’em, bake ’em, fry ’em, eat ’em, Birds Eye potato waffles, they’re waffly versatile!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Unknown's, "Golden Girls (theme song)"
Better Lyrics:
And if you threw up daily
In front of everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest chunk would be on me
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend
In front of everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest chunk would be on me
And the heart attack would say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
Submitted by: Tim Kynerd
Unknown's, "Jolly Old St. Nicholas"
Better Lyrics:
Down the chimney, bored and slack
With your pack, you creep!
With your pack, you creep!
Original Lyrics:
Down the chimney, broad and black
With your pack you'll creep
With your pack you'll creep
Submitted by: Martha
Unknown's, "King Of My Castle"
Better Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my tressle
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my tressle
Original Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trapped soul
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trapped soul
Submitted by: jojo
Miscellaneous', "McDonald's Advert"
Better Lyrics:
Slavery's a crime
Don't use Workfare
Don't use Workfare
Original Lyrics:
Bah-bah-bah-bah-baaah
I'm lovin' it
I'm lovin' it
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Unknown's, "Toys'R'Us advert"
Better Lyrics:
I'm not gonna grow up
I'm gonna die an Autistic kid, kid, kid
I'm gonna die an Autistic kid, kid, kid
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna grow up
I wanna be a Toys'R'Us kid, kid, kid, kid
I wanna be a Toys'R'Us kid, kid, kid, kid
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Miscellaneous', "UK Fairy Liquid Advert"
Better Lyrics:
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as Cameron's brain, with mild green Fairy Liquid.
Original Lyrics:
Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid.
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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