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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Better Lyrics:
Campaign run, gotta do what you can
Don't wanna run ads, be a SuperPAC man
Your talk is so tough, better do what you can
So tweet it, not a cent will you spend!

[Chorus]
Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
"Jeb's low energy" repeated
Showin' how tech savvy is your word fight
It doesn't matter if it's wrong or right

Trump tweets it, and repeats it!!!
Original Lyrics:
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

[Chorus]
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Better Lyrics:
Just meme it, meme it, meme it, meme it
Grab a pic and give new meaning
Showin' you're funny or just for a bet
It doesn't matter once it's on the net
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Just meme it, meme it
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Michael Jackson's, "Bilie Jean"
Better Lyrics:


Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a squirrel who tells me I am the one

But the kit is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who tells me I am the one

But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Better Lyrics:
Billy's jeans fit too tight
I put them on and my voice gets real high
The jeans are not my size
Original Lyrics:
Billie jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Larry B
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Better Lyrics:
Skinny jeans are not for mothers

They're just for sluts
Not for the corpulent ones
With a width of 10 feet buns.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Submitted by: Mr. Filet-O-Soul
Michael Jackson's, "Billy Jean"
Better Lyrics:
Billy John is not my lover

He's just a boy who says I am the one

Even for me, he's just too young
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Michael Jackson's, "Black or White"
Better Lyrics:
Head of the NAACP
Transracial person or living a lie?
Kraut-Czech
When she was born as a baby
Dolezal wasn't Black... she was White!!!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you agree with me
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eyes
But if
You're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror"
Better Lyrics:
We're lookng at the mad Kings of Terror
We're asking them to change their ways
And the message couldn't have
been any clearer:
US wants to make the world
A better place
(ISIS is a group we seek to erase)
Stop the blood in the sand, and
their Caliphate
(All the people they've killed, and
what is at stake )...
(Diplomacy fails)
(Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla,
Bla Blah)...
Original Lyrics:
I'm starting with the man In
the mirror
I'm asking him to change
his ways
And no message could have
been any clearer
If you wanna make the world
A better place
(If you wanna make the
world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and
then make a change
(Take a look at yourself, and
then make a change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Better Lyrics:
Sonic are you okay?
So, Sonic are you okay?
Are you okay Sonic?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The hands of Eggman
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay?
So, Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Submitted by: Redlocks
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Better Lyrics:
He had this Phyllis, Diller sight

We knew that he was old, he didn't want to show a fold
Stiller, pillar light

Skin tightened up so tight, inside there's filler, a chillier white.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl

Thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Submitted by: Dfoofnik
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
Better Lyrics:
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These Tweets are for the sh*tter
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Twitter
Original Lyrics:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Submitted by: Flash Flood

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