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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Elton John

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elton John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 2569 misheard song lyrics for Elton John on amIright currently.

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"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I heard it and I don't want time.
Original Lyrics:
But I heard it in a film one time.
"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a road atlas for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I got a romance we could christen.
"A Word in Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a road that leads to prison
Original Lyrics:
I got a romance we could christen.
"All That I'm Allowed (I'm Thankful)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then there are the yucky ones
Original Lyrics:
Then there are the lucky ones
"All The Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting that b*tch in another girl's bed.
Original Lyrics:
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed.
"All The Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem.
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say.
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls were valets
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
"Amazes Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
or
I'm drifting in your voodoo
And it amazes me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"Amazes Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dripping in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"American Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere that road f**ks up ahead
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that road forks up ahead
"Answer in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
An answer in disguise
Original Lyrics:
An answer in the sky
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready, bum love?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready for love?
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be the waffle meat
or
You'll always be the wrongful meat.
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be the one for me.
"Are You Ready for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll write a sympathy just for you and me
Original Lyrics:
I'll write a symphony just for you and me
"Ballad of a Well Known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
Original Lyrics:
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
My mind boggled as to why the whorehouse would want his kin and his common walls, but I like my 'lyrics' better!
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fold out 'The Stagecoach' toms*
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I'm sore - ain't new
The debutantes call out my bags
And ask me for my name
I stutter my answer
And hang my head in shame
Original Lyrics:
I pulled out my stagecoach times
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I saw they knew
The Pinkertons pulled out my bags
And asked me for my name
I stuttered out my answer
And hung my head in shame
Ah, AM radio - where muffled lyrics mean you need to use your imagination. *tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang - 'Sir Thomas More' = whore
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I've seen it's a chain gang
Lord, I say, let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Or burning brown back East
Original Lyrics:
Now I've seen this chain gang
Lord, I say let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Old burning brown backed beast
I don't understand Bernie's lyric either, lol.
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
Original Lyrics:
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
MUCH prefer the imagery of my misheard lyric - the original lyric is rather bland and unexciting.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Apple love
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancer sleeves,
curled up in my father
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps,
curled up in my father
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat's asleep
Curled up on my father.
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps
Curled up in my father.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happily in love
Original Lyrics:
I believe in love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Luvs
It's all we got
Original Lyrics:
I believe in love
It's all we got
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a cliffhanger
Original Lyrics:
I have no anger
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and no boundaries
No porn on the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Love has no boundaries
No borders to cross
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has no bounty
Original Lyrics:
Love has no boundaries
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without lunch
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without one
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A camel farted and coughed on my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B and his guests
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Baby it's a gas
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bangin' midgets
She's got electric boobs, and mole hair too!
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boobs, I'll mow her soon.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got the sh*ts.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's into jazz.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennies pants are wet.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-baby I'm a chess.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-betty in the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I am chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Please.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, baby
Original Lyrics:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie and the Czechs
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes a menace.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Hill is dead
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and his pets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bettie and the debt
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betting on the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
or
Fanny and the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the shits
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Bennie makes a million
Original Lyrics:
But Bennie makes them ageless
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canon around, have you seen them yet? Off in the soda face down
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fannie bit the vet.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Original Lyrics:
Benny Benny Benny
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, chase the news together
The fallout isn't something
That we know will change the weather
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, listen to the latest sound
I didn't come here just to contemplate the weather
Everybody's talkin' now,
So stick around
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, pluggin' to the baby's name, everybody,
'Cause Bennie makes 'em, easy.
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
And we'll find our parents out in the streets to find who's right and who's wrong
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless; maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous name
You're gonna like it
But Bennie makes a million
Wish I'd survive, I'll just take myself along
Where we fight up their own side of the street
To find who's got who wrong
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like an African hyena.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jennie is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet,
I hope the sub stays down
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but they're so spaced out.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mannie, she's a randy cane
She's got electric boobs, and no hair soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, she's already came.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the soul stays down
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie she’s a record queen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out there innnnn the wonderful
Oh baby, she's a renegade
She's got electric boots, I know how to
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pennies having sex
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-penny on the tracks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennies on the desk
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny and the chest
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the grass
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a penny in the jug
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put- put a penny in the chest
Original Lyrics:
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs
And her mom has too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has electric boobs, her mom does too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eclectic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair Zeus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a Mohawk too
You know, I heard it from a Pakistani
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know, I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a moe ha-zoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a moldy fruit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mole hairs move.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has to.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. I don't assume.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. I'll mow her soon.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom's got two
Y'know, Reddit ain't a magazine, oh
P-p-p Penny and Jed
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
B-b-b Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
A mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mo ha-zoose.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mole named "Sue".
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. I know it's true.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. A mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze,
A mohair, Sue
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots,
A mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, I knew that too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric nudes, no time to snooze.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric spoons
I gotta have toons
Oh ah she's ready with spaghetti ah ah!
Bennie and the Jets!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eleven boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got moon boots and a mole hair suit
And a big red pack of fajitas
Bennie and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know it's true
I read it in a magazine!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got Betty on the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kick the fatted raft tonight
Original Lyrics:
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the cabreras out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who put confetti in the jam?
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read about a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine...oh
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the little faggot ain't a whore
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes 'em easy
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your boobs to get her
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the weather
Dude gone into the lighting
That's gonna change the weather
And everybody's a gong tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear a little music
Soulless walls of sound
Say, Kenny and Ronnie, have you seen that yet
Uh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're water and wanna full
Oh Bennie she's already came.
She's got electric boobs a mohair suits
You know I read it in a magazine, y'all
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound
Say Candy and Ronnie have you seen them yet?
Woo
But they're so spaced out
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really clean
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, no oh
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Carter farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
or
Jimmy Kimmel farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie she's a renegade
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it and I'm back I'm saying no
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh canning around have you seen them yet?
Off in the soda face down
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say Candyorama, hear the seamen yeah
Ooh, but they're so based-out,
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so spaced out
B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, come around and see the seamen, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Much prefer my lyric - dovetails with 'Sweet Painted Lady'
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs
And no hair soon
Original Lyrics:
She got electric boots
A mouhair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an electric fool
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a luxury cruise
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got election blues
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and a mohawk too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, with motors too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. Oh lord Jesus!
And now I'm ratting out a Pakistani whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
A mole has two
You know a read it then
Macca seen old whore
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh oh,
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her ma has two
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and a mo-hawk too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I'd rather have a bag of sardines
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric dudes who love pea soup
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric moons
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric shoes, a poor man's suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got some apple juice
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric blue all over her suit
Original Lyrics:
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke your weed Mr. Wonderful
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terrified of parking lots so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We peed on that dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear me, I'm a dress!
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I raped you in a limousine
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read in the back o' Zyeen, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read in the back o’ zyeen, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a luxury cruise
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric fools
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I raped you in a limousine
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think your star from the sky
Will be laid from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky,
Pull your leg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your leg from my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pluck a star from the sky
Pull ya egg from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the Blue's Clues that I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Or the bluest that I've ever seen
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull a leaf from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull an egg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your name from my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then pull it from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dressed
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dressed
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, me babe
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
All the blue is that I ever sang, anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
Or the bluest that I've ever seen anyway.
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby's got blue thighs
Original Lyrics:
Baby's got blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little eyes
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw eyes
Baby's got screw eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes.
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too wise, my baby's not too wise
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes, my baby's got blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Washing over me
Original Lyrics:
Watching over me
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's my brother, let us...let us live in heat.
Original Lyrics:
He's my brother, let us...let us live in peace.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen Phil Spector
He has been here, too.
Original Lyrics:
I have seen the spectre
He has been here, too.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they went and changed erection.
Original Lyrics:
Now the wind has changed direction.
"Burn Down The Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stalker hides.
Original Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide.
"Burning Buildings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such growths befall your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Such cruel sport for your kicks.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Appease the evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feed the lungs t'nite?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel alarmed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the cross-eyed wanderer.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wide band underwear.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wild-eyes wonderer...
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed Wonderbra
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra that we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer that we got this far.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough of this one I've wondered of.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough of this wild-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king feel bag-of-bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kinds and vagabonds leave the fairy paths.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and Cameron Diaz the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and a bag of bonds
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and babylons
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs leave the therapist
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag of bombs.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones believe the fairy-tale.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones lead the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and begger's bond.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and megaphones
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond leave the prairie lands.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds feed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave their feathered beds.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave there very pissed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings enviable
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings with megaphones
Be the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enought to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Loses all its turns
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Mooses are in turn
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a solemn turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a sudden turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves in solid turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night-time searchies
Original Lyrics:
The night-time uncertainties
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The peacely evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Russian kaleidescope
Moves are all in turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush-up doors
When the heart of a rolling weird
Can't you tell me where?
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush of days
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cop surrender
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rhyming reason through the wild-eyed door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a time for everything to the wild eyed doe.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wild man reason to the wide outdoors.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heart of the Star Trek Voyager
Original Lyrics:
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling stone
Can be turned away
Original Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can you feel the Lion King tonight?
Original Lyrics:
And can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can you make kings and bag o' bones believe they're there, yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love denied?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love of life?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the warm July?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you grill the love tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel alarmed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just laid two eggs
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was laid to bed
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was made to arrest
Original Lyrics:
How it's laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was made to arrest
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was made to retch
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this one-eyed bag o' bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bones
Bleeding very bad.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make Philips Magnavox
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king-sized bag of bombs
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make cheese and crackers on
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make king's and Megatron
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs
Leave the therapist
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones
Believe all they're there, yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag of bones.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Believe the fairy-tale.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Lead the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and mega bombs.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond
Leave the prairie lands.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Bleed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the fairy paths.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Feed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the prairie's nest.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabongs bleed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and veggie buns
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings play racquetball
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings
And Cameron Diaz the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings
And vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kinks' and faggots' bonds
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make thieves and metaphors
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make wide eyed underwear
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make wide eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make
Kings and mega buns,
Believe in fairies breasts
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make
Kings and vagabonds,
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves the sullen herd
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will come September
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm Sorrento
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm sierra
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cold sierra
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the wild eyed doe
Original Lyrics:
To the wild outdoors
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat of the rolling wind can return the rain
Original Lyrics:
When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your footsteps will always forget
Long England's greenest hills
Original Lyrics:
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Eagle's roast
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Melba Toast
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye in Montrose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
Montrose a town on Scotland's East Coast.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a kid
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A voodoo liked to know you
But I was just a king.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a queer.
Original Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like an elf in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the roof fell in
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Enormos Jeans
Wish I never knew you at all
But I guess it was enevetable.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Normandy
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye normalcy
or
Goodbye technology
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye now my jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Aubergine!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Saw you one night in the 22nd row.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, enormous jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal genes.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood being a superstar
And they made you change your pain.
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood created a superstar
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a camel with the wind
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a sandwich in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the loo.
Original Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to gnaw on you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to own you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knowin' who to claim to
When the rain set in
Original Lyrics:
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was the battlefield's in you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you one night in the 22nd row
Well she was something more than sexual.
Original Lyrics:
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before.
The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you want the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill, and they made you change your name
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill, and they made you change your name
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on a pedestal
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on the president
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a geek.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a key.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long ago,
Your legend never did
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legendary dream.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a deer.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Axl Rose
May you ever throw up in our hearts
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
Axl Rose is the lead singer of Guns n' Roses.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ingrid Bergman
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye angel's rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye eagle's nose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye eagle's nose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you bring us to tears
Original Lyrics:
The truth brings us to tears
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your legend never did
Original Lyrics:
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your legend never will
Original Lyrics:
Your legend ever will
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Mama Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jeane.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norm & Jean
From the hangman in the 22nd row.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal Jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a sandwich in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the press still had a noose
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the press still hounded you
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a trembler
And a Major changed your name
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Lorraine sits in
Original Lyrics:
When the rain set in
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of the deer.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your legend never did
Original Lyrics:
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your legend never will
Original Lyrics:
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Chloe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing through all my lullabies
Original Lyrics:
See through all my alibis
"Chloe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing through all my lullabies
Original Lyrics:
See through all my alibis
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lincoln stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it mooned us all
Original Lyrics:
And it moves us all
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As monkeys, we stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all are agreed as the joinless stampede.
Original Lyrics:
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all are agreed in a giant stampede
or
But all are agreed in a joyless stampede
Original Lyrics:
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe what I'm saying?
Original Lyrics:
It's the leap of faith.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's abandoned hope.
Original Lyrics:
It's the band of hope.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path of whining
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path, we water.
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir Summer Flaaaaaah
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the eden.
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the heathens.
Original Lyrics:
Some say 'eat or be eaten'.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of flies
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of slice
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tina circled, she circled her life
Original Lyrics:
In the circle, the circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zuurkool en vla, it's the wheel of something.
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune.
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some of us sail through our truffles and some have to live with the stars
Original Lyrics:
And some of us sail through our troubles and some have to live with the scars
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day we're alive on the planet
Original Lyrics:
From the day we arrive on the planet
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the search engine
Original Lyrics:
In the circle
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path of rhyming
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say Eve of the Eden
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the evil
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Circus of Stars
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of lights
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle reply
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of Life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circuit of lights
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circus of lights
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The simple life
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The simple life
Original Lyrics:
the circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The suction of what
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The surface of life
Original Lyrics:
the circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The surgeon of rights
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of Life
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is a bang.
Original Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, Brumby too.
At the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
With a clone at the end of a string.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
One day soon
At the club at the end of the street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
Just to clown Indiana's streets.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at Vienna Street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street
Song was from 90, not 70.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Wrong day (ooh)
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
Original Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sets tail
Original Lyrics:
You can't sit still
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sits still
In the club at Vienna Street.
Original Lyrics:
You can't stand still
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club at Vienna Street
Original Lyrics:
The club at the end of the street
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even you fun bear
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the alleyway, where the cat walks endless sway.
Original Lyrics:
From the alleyways where the catwalks gently sway
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the light of the moon is a band
Original Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sheets are brought
Original Lyrics:
When the shades are drawn
"Cold as Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot finalize
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot find the lines
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A custering nightjar
Sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
While a cluster of night jars
Sang some songs out of tune.
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custer and night
Jaws sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
A cluster of night
Jars sang some songs out of tune.
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's good old country comfort in my balls
Original Lyrics:
And it's good old country comfort in my bones
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Country comforts and a truck is going back home
Down at the mill they've got a new machine
Original Lyrics:
Country comfort is in a truck that's going home
Down at the well they've got a new machine
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deacon Leek prepares a sermon for next week
Original Lyrics:
Deacon Lee prepares his sermon for next week
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the stakes
The hedgehog's daubed in clay between the breaks
And the rocking chairs a-creakin on the porch
Original Lyrics:
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the sticks
The hedgehog's done in clay between the bricks
And the rocking chair's creakin' on the porch
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah but that ain't natural - well so Clay would say
He sees a horse-drawn man until his dying day
Original Lyrics:
Yeah but that ain't natural well so old Clay would say
You see he's a horse-drawn man until his dying day
"Crazy Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bitch
Original Lyrics:
On a bench
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"Cry rocket!" the song would shout
And then your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I wore my Mombas most Friday nights, and Susie wore her dresses tight.
The "Cry Rocket" was ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight!
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Dile rocking, you're stomping, shouting,
And your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And 'dial rocking was at our house, outside.
Original Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie-woman dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was an hour and a half on the side.
Original Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
Original Lyrics:
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dead that night.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest gig I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest kid I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest kink I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest pig I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crap rocket
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cri'le rocking, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Rollin' Mama, The Smiling Ace, & Suzie Woman
They're just fading
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
Cr'ile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin' is somethin', shout!
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crow rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a Valentine
And I guess I never will
Lord Bomber, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore our Jessie's tights
And crow rocking was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cryin' rocket, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Ow, Rollin' Mama and Smilin' Ace and Suzie Woman
Guess it's fading
Cry and rock us out of Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old routines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my chubby in my old blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going fast as the wigwam cats
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an old grown Chevy and a pint of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guy locked it!
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket!
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a no-go Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Gerry and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Shammy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
even knowing the real words, it STILL sounds like he's talking about his uncle. :)
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oboe, cello and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an okra sheddy and a placed for my comb
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old-growth Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an ugh-ugh Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had on old grown Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew Mia Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when I was young
Me and Susan had so much fun
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when Iraq was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when Rod was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when my brother was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when rock goes on
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when the night was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the biggest dick I ever got
Original Lyrics:
It was the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning fast as the whizz bang past
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Auntie Jean
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie dogs on my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
Never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sock it to me Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sock it to me mama, those Friday nights
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie left me for some foreign guide
Original Lyrics:
Susie left me for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie was black as night
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Original Lyrics:
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her fishnet tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some boring guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Original Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was doing a thing called the crocodile walk
Original Lyrics:
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin' machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin’ machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie drove her motorbike
Original Lyrics:
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her distant hyena
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress just right.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress last night
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
Original Lyrics:
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Susie woman dressed in white and
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight and
Thanks for correct lyrics to sheet music websites
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a no-go Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the long one, she's the one who must decide
Original Lyrics:
In the long run she's the one who must decide
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's a jeweller, my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be a little girl
Original Lyrics:
But he's a jewel and my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be his little girl
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The nuts of friendship seem to be untied.
Original Lyrics:
The knots of friendship seem to be untied.
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Original Lyrics:
Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fightin's for no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than a star
Original Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fight would fall to no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than us all
"Curtains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast alone between the borough
Of a feeling no longer sung by anyone
Original Lyrics:
Cast alone between the furrows
Of a field no longer sown by anyone
"Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan Dare does a lawyer
He does a lawyer
He does a lawyer,
But he loves the Mekong.
Original Lyrics:
Dan Dare doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
But I liked the Mekon
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you seem old, and I
Original Lyrics:
But you see more than I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, you're a star
In the faithful old sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn yourselves, it’s the best place I’ve ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says it’s the best place he’s ever seen
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you my brother You are awful and mean
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you're my brother.
or
Dan yo, my brotha'.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is driving tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is dwelling tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is riding tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel's travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a flame.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the reptile eyes heading for Spain
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a train
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel my brother, you are oh so dandy.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother, you are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are origami
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star in the faith of the sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel you're my brother, you are older, Danny
Original Lyrics:
Daniel you're my brother, you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are more than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are other than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, all bones and meat
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my lover
You are older than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star in a fateful disguise
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star in the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a faithful disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a paper moon sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of disguise
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
Yeah, that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the purple blue sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the fatal disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're my star
You bedazzle the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle Brisebois
You are above the knees.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle says, "It's the best places out of a limousine"
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says, "It's the best places I've ever seen"
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, you're a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Devon, you're a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar symphony?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar's memory?
You rise at night
You see more than I.
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died
But you see more than I.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the stars fell on me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heel?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For our Miss Danielle
For I miss her so much
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I miss Daniel
Lord I miss him so much
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the cows in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the stars in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Headed for spay, know why?
Original Lyrics:
Headed for Spain, oh and I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see his red teared eyes hurting from spanking!
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rectal lights heading for pain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red daylight
Heaven is spangly heat.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red lights ready to strangle me.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail-lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see reptile eyes and the spaning breeze.
or
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spanky Inn
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spiny Inn
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for spades
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading this way
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading to Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights of Daniel's new Limousine
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I swear the word Limousine is in the song and I'm astonished that is is nowhere to be found!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights, headin' for spanky.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights, heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
At its back end.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading back East.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaglee.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking...
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain...
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking.
or
I can see the rat tail lights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading this way again.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I had to wonder why the airplane was going backwards!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaggedy Ann.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spangly-dee
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tealights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red-tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tailights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Headin' for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lights
Heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the rear tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lines heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rest of you guys getting a spanking.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your red tail, like
Actin' so spanky
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
Elton John has the worst enunciation of any major recording artist, bar none.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the red lights after the spanking
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fat of the sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the feth-a-tha sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fez in disguise
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is his face pretty?
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't his face pretty?
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the clouds in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the clowns in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister is pretty
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this man is pretty, but I'm just a man.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spaniel is travellin' tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you’re a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you’re a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The S train is pretty...no hablo at all
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
Well..he IS going to Spain...and apparently can't speak the language!!!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sistine's pretty though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea spray is pretty, of memories.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
in the faith of the sky
Original Lyrics:
in the face of the sky
My husband and I named our on son Daniel and this is his song. He's 22 now and an amazing young man. We'll stay with 'faith'🥰✝️
"Dark Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a dollar a diamond
Original Lyrics:
You get a Dark Diamond
Elton John is the best Musician, Singer, Song Writer of all time and has the most gifted Lyricist Bernie Taupin. The Elton John Band is the Greatest of all time. People only listen to Elton John's Radio "Hits" If they would listen to all of his other songs they would realize how amazing he really is.
"Dirty Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put pork chops in your pants
If you step into my yard.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put buckshot in your pants
If you step into my yard.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like your son going down on me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like the sun going down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these coats I have they need lungs to help them breathe.
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me blind and paralyzed.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me by.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me fly, my, my
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
This song is riddled with poorly enunciated lyrics. It's like I've learned a new song (that I don't like as well).
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blind, about to die.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I need you, hon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm in your arm.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fart on me.
or
Don't disgaurd me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let Elton go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sun fall down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let this Sunday drown on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you Ms. Red
Original Lyrics:
But you misread
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't analyze no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Augie Doggy was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight,
oh but I know that you lied
Original Lyrics:
I can't find,
oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight
The rock romantic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
The right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find all the rights of my decline.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right robotic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find on the rock Gilbalter time
Original Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find the rock-roll-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the rock o' mighty blind
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the Rock the Almighty climbed.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right chromatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock o'mighty climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock-o-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the rock on my climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more Auggie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more under darkness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie no more obi darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie...no more Augie Dogness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't line no more Auggie Doggies.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't rely on no more of your dark nights.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just allowed the f** men in your life, Tawanda Free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it when I met you.
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you into life.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you where you lie.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away your wife.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life, doojuan dufree.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just be the frogman of your life
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just endow a fraction of your life, Tawanda Frey.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing tired and Constance still before me
Original Lyrics:
I'm growing tired and time stands still before me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justa now a fragment of your life, to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more Auggie Doggie.
Original Lyrics:
No more of your darkness.
Auggie Doggie is an old cartoon just like Looney Toons.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my took a chance
Seem to fade to black and white.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures
Seem to fade to black and white.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my, took a chance.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, or draw a dramatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, or draw a dramatic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a pregnant of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And left me by my delight
Original Lyrics:
And left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But moving everything is not the soul getting out on me
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the news and everything
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these cuts I have, oh Bennie loved to have them here.
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have, oh they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you misread my mean and one eyed menu
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you misread, I mean it when I met you.
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and left me blind, idle eye
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and left me blind, idle eye
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me fly, my, my
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, and let me die by the light!
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let his mum go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't climb, oh, the rock that Monty climbed
Original Lyrics:
I can't find all the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight no more of your magic life
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight, oh, but I know that you lied
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right-on mini blind
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, otherwise dramatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more Augie Dog-ness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie in no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Took me 40 years to read the actual lyrics. This changes the entire meaning of the song (along with all the other lyrics I had misheard).
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie in no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Doggie
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more honky-donkness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie... no more Augie Dogness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
I still chuckle when I hear the song on my local "Oldie Farties" station!
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't rely, on no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away your wife.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a Fatman on your wife to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just assume a pregnant of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another faggot in your life, there's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another faggot of your life
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another rabbit from a hat
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the fabric of our lives
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the fabric of our lives
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late to save myself from Paul Lynde
Original Lyrics:
Too late to save myself from falling
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're losing everything,
But don't let the sun go down on me
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don’t Ya Wanna Play This Game No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abdomen
Original Lyrics:
Adamant
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the light to write
Original Lyrics:
I need the light tonight
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's boss is Jewish
Original Lyrics:
Immaturish
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at Leon
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at Leon
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the piano
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Elderberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having tea in the sauna
Original Lyrics:
Round a tree in the summer
"Elderberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fry in the window
Original Lyrics:
There's a fly in the window
"Electricity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm whispering
Original Lyrics:
And I'm listening
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been knocking most solidly
Original Lyrics:
And I've been knocking most of the day
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe in
Original Lyrics:
Who lived here
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener of Camelot
Original Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you’re Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
In your empty garden
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's ready for rain
And with every crop that grows
We hear your name
Original Lyrics:
Now we pray for rain
And with every drop that falls
We hear your name
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say he found his best in younger years
But he'd have said with roots grew stronger
If only he could give
Original Lyrics:
Some say he farmed his best in younger years
But he'd have said that roots grow stronger
If only he could hear
"Empty Garden (Hey, Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dead.
Original Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dazed.
"Empty Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your red pajamas?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your empty garden?
"Friends Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
We'll never be as one.
Original Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
Will ever be as one.
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baking pans for the world to see
Original Lyrics:
Making friends for the world to see
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will stay alive
Original Lyrics:
You will see the light
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello I'm peeing in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hands.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand .
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my head.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love-like feeling in my head
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The roses in the wind are boppin' to the doo-wap sighs
Everything about this hound was bound to groan and die.
Original Lyrics:
The roses in the window box have tilted to one side
Everything about this house was born to grow and die.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost that feeling in my hands
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll in a jumpstart band
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the fans
Lost that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello blind feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost peed in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
You can tell by the things that I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like peeing in my hands
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my feelin' in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Our love lies bleedin' in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it tells me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
It was killed by the things that I do with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and then he s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you and I split the band
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I can do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hand
Oh, to tell ma the things I could do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that rhythm in my head
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After the Hollywood, down Inglewood
Huntin' the Holly back tow
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got a penny
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll get a replacement,
A Spaniard like me to be found.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to that heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Alamo lounge
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Halloween town!
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Howard and Al in the woods
Back to the horny-backed town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calistone find in the road
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack tower
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of my childhood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honey-back town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hooligan out in the woods
Huntington Horny backed out.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old goon in the woods
Hunting a woolly-backed Kraut
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' wolf out in the woods.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hanukkah now
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the marmalade out in the woods
Back to the marmalade town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the town called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me an ambulance down in the woods
Having a heart attack now.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Giuseppe be down the twain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The cat flap, he ain't my pen-pal
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dachshund society cow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the donkeys finally howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
With the dog outside of the house.
You can't find me a new pen pal
Going back to the plow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't put me in your pen house
I'm going back to the plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
We're really the dark clouds society now
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
With the dark side society house
You can’t help meeting your pen pal
I’m going back to my cloud
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dark guys frightened a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doctors silenced my owl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow-brick road
There's a dark side on the hill
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Holy black toe.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny black toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Horny Back Toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the horny black toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the honey back trout.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny black toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Original Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the corn in my toe
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart attack toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I be finally decided my future lies, beyond the Optic Rod
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't flush you down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help eating your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop being your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I leftist you down the plain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I practice you down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have listened, my oh my
Original Lyrics:
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll let you shoot down the plane
Original Lyrics:
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your friends to open
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found that this side of my future lies
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of aspirin tablets
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot urine towels
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vacuuming talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To get you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of wonderful turnips
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's different for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moms' girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for tickets like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for d***heads like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
Original Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lethargy's down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my, by mid-July
Be on the yellow brick road
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
There seems to be something about me and mid-July. It is my favorite time of year, and everything sounds like it's referencing the best time of summer. And this song is almost unintelligible to begin with like drunk singing, prompting me to parody "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" years ago with "I Guess That's Why They Soak Up The Booze." Also in this song: "You Can't Match Being A Pen Pal." - that's a more common one.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' for tidbits like you
All around
Original Lyrics:
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Tickets as in "meal tickets"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road with the Dockland's society hounds.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road, we're the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye elephant roar
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society hound
You can't put me in the playhouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuffing for turkeys like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lancashire on the plains
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat kept being your penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat locked me in the penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's not being your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be saying
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did you think you'd do there?
A seppity down the twain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
A betchery down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to calm down?
When are you going to learn?
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to go down?
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to learn?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my oh my
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you gonna count down?
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dachshound society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dock house society cow
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dog's house is starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs of insanity howl
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs our society hound.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the downtown society frowns
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a usual cast of a thousand manastas
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't blast me in the chin, pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy meat with your pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me or my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me with my pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't eat meat in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't flash me and your pen-pals
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have me as your pen-pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help being my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hurt me, I'm your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse
I am going back to my farm.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I am going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let leaving your pet out
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my cloud
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me wear Pampers
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't like being a penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your pen now
I'm going back to my ground
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
or
Your cat just peed in your penthouse
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
Original Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't put me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't slap me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop peeing in the henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch me in the playhouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't trap me in your hen house,
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up for you
I'm not a present for your French New Open
This boy's too young to be singing
His song, ooooh, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
I'm huntin' the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond Yellow Brick Road
Ah, ah
And what do you think you'll do then?
I better shoot down the plane
Where it'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tippers like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Original Lyrics:
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for titbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Even with the original handwritten lyrics (image) in front of me, it is clear Elton has changed some of Bernie's words. The classic example being there is no way he sings 'I bet that'll shoot down your plane', as there are too many syllables. He changes it to 'I bet they'll shoot down the plane' as it sings better. Not that you could even use that lyric in today's post-Lockerbie world. Ah, censorship. Of course, at the time, I never even ONCE thought about it being about shooting down a plane - even with my misheard lyrics I knew that his present situation was detrimental to the subject of the song. Similarly with 'Oh, I've finally decided my future lies beyond (the) yellow brick road'. I've included the 'the' for completeness but it isn't clear. I heard it as if he were singing about the name of a road, eg. Smith Road, hence the caps. Needless to say, I prefer my lyrics as I've been singing these for almost 50 years!
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You transplant me in your henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girls who ain't got a penny.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat and me are pen pals.
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat can't pee in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat let me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat locked me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat locked me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might need a new pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might pee on your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to Mike Brown
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Grey Seal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn me, grey seal
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, grey seal
"Grey Seal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Racine.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, Grey Seal.
"Grow Some Funk of Your Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was desperate to dance
Just to take the locals down
Original Lyrics:
I was desperate to dance
Just to dig the local sounds
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Autumn leaves
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Family
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halloween
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony I need
A pretty good company
Looking for an island and I built a pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Harmony and me
We're pretty good company
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiring
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for an island in our photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Like the little free-standing drive-up film dropoff booths in shopping center parking lots
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a diamond in our bowl upon the sea
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lantern in a photo-pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an answer in our golden pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an atom in our boat upon the sea
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an item in our photo-pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Mishau! With the healing ham!
Reach out for the healing ham!
In the night, when it's dark and grey
Touch me now
And you won't breathe again!
Original Lyrics:
And reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for her healing hands
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all a lot clean.
Original Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all locked in.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-top 40 healing hands
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hands.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for Peter Pan
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for Steely Dan
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the feeling I had
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hand
or
Reach out for the healing again.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain't like a lamb
Original Lyrics:
That ain't like a man
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a life where the darkness ends
Original Lyrics:
There's a light where the darkness ends
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light, when the doctor says
'Touch me now. Let me breathe again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the donkey says
'Touch me now
And let me see again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a night, where the doctor says
Touch me now, and let me see again.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light, where the Doctor sits
[suggesting the late TV preacher Dr. Gene Scott]
Touch me now and let me see again
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again
"Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Where the darkness ends
"Hey Ahab"
Misheard Lyrics:
A far cry from a tired road....
Original Lyrics:
a far cry from a tattooed rose...
A great, great song...but there is no way in hell he ever says "tattooed!" :)
"Hey Ahab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Ahab!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fat-jack jolly Fred Claus is here
Original Lyrics:
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
"Holiday Inn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I put all my drums in a dozen odd vans
Original Lyrics:
I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands
"Honey Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on to the rodeo with me
Original Lyrics:
Come on, do the honey roll with me
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And, oh, the change is going to do me girl
Original Lyrics:
And, oh, the change is going to do me good
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better get back to the world.
Original Lyrics:
Better get back to the woods.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Copycat
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fishing in the street
Original Lyrics:
Fishing in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Funky cat.
Original Lyrics:
Honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back on rehab.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, f***ing cat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, funky cat.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hog attack.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, honk your cab
Original Lyrics:
Get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat better get in back of the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat better get back to the woods.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hub cap.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hump your cat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, monkey cat.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, monkey jack
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Honkey cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, walk the cat
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, walk your cat
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that common rat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Honky Cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that, hunk of jack.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huckle Cat
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
Huckle Cat is a character by Richard Scarry.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hug the cat
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mopping in the country
P*ssing in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Bopping in the country
Fishing in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ing in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Fishing in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissin' in a stream
Original Lyrics:
Fishin' in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppy cat
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay at home, boy you've got a telephone.
Original Lyrics:
Stay at home, boy you've got to tend the farm.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said stay at home boy,
you got a telephone
Original Lyrics:
They said stay at home boy,
you gotta tend the farm
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, leave him alone, live the golden rule.'
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you got a telephone.'
Original Lyrics:
'They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you gotta tend the farm.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say 'Oh, leave them alone' is the golden rule.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say they believe that the Lord is the worst fool.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I look back, boy, it must've been a dream.
Original Lyrics:
When I look back, boy, I must've been green.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get back copycat
Original Lyrics:
You better get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get back, honk the cat.
Original Lyrics:
You better get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get back, hug a cat
Original Lyrics:
You better get back, honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
funky jack
Original Lyrics:
Honky Cat
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be the fellow [who] ate your cat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be a feather in your cap.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with Lou and Brad.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that
Momma set the boots on the welcome mat
You just'll have to quit them if you want me back.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that
One more set of boots on the welcome mat
You'll just have to quit one if you want me back.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want Rinoa to look like that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want my onion to look like that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire spreads faster in debris
Original Lyrics:
The fire spreads faster in the breeze
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
This vicious surf is getting out of hand.
or
This vicious surface getting out of hand.
Original Lyrics:
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got plans to make me wanna fortify
or
You got plans to make me want a .45.
Original Lyrics:
You got plans to make me one of four or five.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just have to kick it if your woman's bad
Original Lyrics:
You just have to quit them if you want me back
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
one more sailor's boots on the welcome mat
Original Lyrics:
one more set of boots on the welcome mat
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call out the gods
Original Lyrics:
Call out the guards
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need an extra out to sea
Original Lyrics:
Don't need an extra eye to see
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no pervert, please, that needs to s***
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no puzzle piece that needs to fit
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no tender piece of meat named Biff
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no puzzle piece that needs to fit
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret service's getting out of hand
Original Lyrics:
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Wanna Go on with You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
This vicious Urkel's getting out of hand.
Original Lyrics:
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Want To Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna spread around sister that's just fine,
But I don't want no second hand feeding me limes,
if you wanna whore someone in the middle of the night,
cause I'm a god, turn on the limes.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, if you wanna spread it around, sister that's just fine
But I don't want no second hand feeding me lines
If you wanna hold someone in the middle of the night
Call out the guards, turn out the light
"I Feel Like A Bullet (In The Gun Of Robert Ford)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a bully gunny in the gun of Jerry Ford
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like a bullet honey in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like a bully in the gun of Robo Four
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I fell like a bullet in the garden of Rover Boy
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Guess That's Why I Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a girl
Crying the night into hell...
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why the colors are blue
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it a loo
Original Lyrics:
And I guess thats why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it baboon.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess thats why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the loo.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wanna belong with you and that rug
Original Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and I run
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and Big Ron
Play spinner hats where we had.
Original Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honest have said
The things can only get better
And while I'm away
Just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong
Before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long
Before you and me run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, Mama Nell
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cries in the night can be helped.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crimes at night are hell
For Mama's in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
for Mama Nell
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps,
but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
if nothin' else
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
But nothin' else.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps, mama nelps
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it help
The Modern Elf.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps, it often helps.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
For Mortadella.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giuseppe's wife would call it the blues
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop smilin' high in the blue.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it love blues.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I simply love you more than I love, or like, myself
Original Lyrics:
I simply love you more that I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Amarelle
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cut lemons inside
Original Lyrics:
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing like children, children like dolphins.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live forty seconds without hesitation
Original Lyrics:
Live for each second without hesitation
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like flounder
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
under the clouds
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it a bird.
Original Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the car wash.
Original Lyrics:
Under the covers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet army girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a nigger
Cry in the night into hell
If no one else
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm big girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm bigger
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm your girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're scarin' the space
Original Lyrics:
You stare into space
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adjust out demons inside
Original Lyrics:
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it a loo,
Time on my ass could be time spent with you.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the blues,
Time on my hands could time spent with you.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it a loo.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call you buffoon
Original Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And while I'm away just count lemons and sign
Original Lyrics:
And while I'm away cast out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And while I'm away, just put lemons inside
Original Lyrics:
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost forsake
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honest have said
The banks can only get better
And while I'm away, just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong, before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long, before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me, I could honest have said
The banks can only get better
And while I'm away, just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong, before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me, I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long, before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Mama never
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, Mama Nell
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast your demons aside
Original Lyrics:
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chop off my hands
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my hands
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crimes at night are hell for Mama's in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps, for Mama Nell
or
Cry at night if it helps, if nothin' else
or
Cry at night if it helps, if nothing else
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
And Momma Nell.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
For modern health
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps, mama Nelps
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
But modern elf.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps, but modern elf.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps, but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps, if nothing else
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
If nothing else
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than Elves I simply love you
More than I love myself
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it help
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
With Mama Nell, I simply love you
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever, I simply love you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look at it like eggs forever.
Original Lyrics:
Don't look at it like it's forever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna belong
Original Lyrics:
And it won't be long
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it Frogger blues
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call them Dabloons
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Growing like Fonda
Under the covers
Original Lyrics:
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers,
Bowling like Gunther, under the covers.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers,
Rolling like thunder, under the covers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Growing like Fonda, under the covers
Original Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder, under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamarelle
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red army girl
Trying the microphone helps
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roland, like thunder under the colors
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roland, like thunder under the covers.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like thunder, under the car
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' like thunder, under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder under the clouds
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess that's why Nicole had the Poo's
Original Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess that's why Nicole had the blues.
Original Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time all I had
Could be time spent in view
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time on my hands, poopy times spent with you
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands, could be time spent with you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time on my head
Original Lyrics:
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait on my girl, cry in the night if it helps
With momma there I simply love you
More than I love life itself
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl, cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm a girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm your girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, army girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, army girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm Big Bird
Cry in the life into hell, but no one else
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
Big Bird is a character from Sesame Street.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm Big Bird
Cry in the life into hell, but no one else
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm bigger
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's an opposum
Original Lyrics:
But it's impossible
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love, Chock Full O' Holes
Original Lyrics:
I can't love, shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love, a shop full of hoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't love, shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want love on mountains
Original Lyrics:
I want love on my own terms
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen so much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much traffic
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man I've seen so much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, I've seen so much tragic.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, I've seen so much traffic.
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shock full of holes
Original Lyrics:
Shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop full of holes
Original Lyrics:
Shot full of holes
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm still scared after all this time
Original Lyrics:
And I'm still standing after all this time
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did you think that Stoke would ever win?
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if our love was just a service
Original Lyrics:
And if our love was just a circus
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you think that Stoke'll never win
Original Lyrics:
And did you think this fool could never win
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you think the smoker ever wins
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind that a** you use
Original Lyrics:
Behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind that meth you use
Original Lyrics:
Behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm Bill Stanley?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still standing?
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still Stanley
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still static
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t you know that I’m still stabbing.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still standing?
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Stanley
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a priest designed my life
without you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the pieces of my life
without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' up the little kids
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a little kiss
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling up a little kid
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't stand it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel Spanish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I grill salmon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I piss standing
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I steal diamonds after all these years
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing after all these years
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stole Santa
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Neil Diamond
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standin'
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Phil Hartman
Original Lyrics:
I'm Still Standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sandwich
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sad
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steel standing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Spanish
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Stan Lee
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still dancin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standin'
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still jivin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still silly
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still spanking (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your daddy...yeah, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing...yeah, yeah, yeah
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a taste for blood in a simple way.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a taste for love in a simple way.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got stamina
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking like a juice in Bob
Original Lyrics:
Looking like a true survivior
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up the feces of my life without you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up the fishies of my life without you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up the species of my life without you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think that Stoke could never win.
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The threats you made at the Kentucky Downs
Original Lyrics:
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Statten
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Bud Light winter freezer's just like ice.
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Budweiser lizard freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Budweiser winter freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your blood like fever, feet are just like ice
You got a cold lonely night that shines from you
You hide up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you loose
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your flood light really freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I've Seen That Movie Too" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So keep your orgasms for somebody,
Who hasn't got someone to lose,
'Cause you can tell by the lines I've been writing,
That I've seen that movie too.
Original Lyrics:
So keep your auditions for somebody,
Who hasn't got so much to lose,
'Cause you can tell by the lines I'm reciting,
That I've seen that movie too.
"I've Seen The Saucers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching them, flying information
Original Lyrics:
Watching them flying in formation
"If the River Can Bend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find you raking
Original Lyrics:
I'll find you waiting
"In Neon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mystic and magic
Original Lyrics:
Lipstick and lashes
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aisle of girls
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well-born tiger.
Original Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a werewolf's tire.
Original Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Byron's girl
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down my leg, she done crossed 42nd Street.
Original Lyrics:
Down where Lexington 'cross 42nd Street
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harlem girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to shave you, but the crack is lost.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you back to paradise
He want to save you just because it's right.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket balls.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you some Iraqi pot.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you wants you to rack his balls
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the record bar.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you from your racquet club.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you from your regular spot
He want to stay with you
Buy you cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you
But the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you to the record shop
He wants to take you lots of coke and pop.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to tame you, till the record pops
He wants to sing you, but the cause is lost
Original Lyrics:
He wants to take you from the racket boss
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High-end girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Highlander
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hyper girl
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Dole
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girl
What you wantin' in this island world?
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
What you wantin' wid de white man's world?
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls!
Original Lyrics:
Island girl!
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love girls!
Original Lyrics:
Island girl!
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a beef black, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see her teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a big fat Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your B-flat, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your big flash, you make 'em honey so sweet
Down my legs she done 'cross 47th Street
Oh, she's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in 'The Bare Sailor'
Island girl
What you want with de white man's world?
Ah Island girl
Black man want you in his island world
He want to take you from the record boss
He want to save you but your cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you want with de white man's world
Well she's black as coal but she burned like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well-worn tyre
You feel that air scratch your back just like a ray
He one more gonk, he one more chonk who make a mistake
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
Oh, she's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city
Island girl
What you wanting with de white man's world
Ah Island girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but your cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's world
Well she's black as coal but she burned like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well-worn tyre
You feel her nail scratch your back just like a rake
He one more gone, he one more John who make the mistake
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your feet splash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Irish girl
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island Girl
Whatchoo wadda wid da wide man's whirl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
What you wanting with the white man's world
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island girl, like I want you in this island world.
He want to take you from the record buff
He want to send you, but the cores is sloshed.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl, black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island girl
What you want in your life van swirl.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island girl
What you want and what you will, dance - swirl.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island gold
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isle of girls.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me want to take you
From the wrecking ball.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you
From the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Otter-Girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She want to take you to the racquet club.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's ninety-six foot three.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's standin' six foot three
Turnin' tricks for the dudes in the bed, selling.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's standin' six foot three
Turnin' tricks for the dudes in the big city
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's black-a** cold.
Original Lyrics:
She's black as coal.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me that you're wonton in a woman's world
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you're wanting with a white man's world
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks,
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks,
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks, girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's, girl.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning Trix for the dudes in the bet, say "Damn it!"
Original Lyrics:
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up my leg she crawled and poured herself a treat
Original Lyrics:
Down where Lexington cross Fourty-Second Street
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You feel an elf scratch your back
Original Lyrics:
You feel her nail scratch your back
"I’m Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a tune survivor
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a true survivor
"I’m Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking like I’m two survivors
Original Lyrics:
Looking like a true survivor
"Kiss The Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we would fill all the rooms with parafin
For that was one of the things we did.
Original Lyrics:
But if the groom would have known, he would have a fit
About his wife and the things we did.
"Kiss the Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna kiss the bride
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna kiss the Bible
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a big surprise
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I fought it, but I can get hit
Original Lyrics:
Well, I thought it, but I kept it hid
"Lady Samantha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Samantha, she's a horny tease
Original Lyrics:
Lady Samantha, she sheds only tears
"Lady Samantha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Samantha, she's your horny tease
Original Lyrics:
Lady Samantha, she sheds only tears
"Lady Samantha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Samantha
She sips only teas
Original Lyrics:
Lady Samantha
She sheds only tears
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants a golden p***s,
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus,
Leaving Levon far behind.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to see my penus
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall bat leadoff
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall be leave on
And he shall be a man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe 'em
And he shall be a good man
And he shall believe 'em
And temptation went the family plan.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe on
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he showed me Levon,
And he showed me a good man
He showed me Levon
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And his sow made a livin'
In tradition with the family plan
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And tease us, he wants to show his penis
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they shouted 'Levon'
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this town better leave home, I done shot me a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon. And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall leave Levon,
And we shall leave a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He called his jive Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his dog Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his job Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He causes child Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He finds his business thrives.
Original Lyrics:
His family business thrives.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a bopper doin' porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the walls begun
Now you're tossin' your hands aside today
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a son, on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'Doris Day!'
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a papa to a porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day
When the New York Times forgot its name.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven tossed into Hell a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times have you heard this song today?
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear sounds that are leave on
I hear sounds a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having a tossed salad today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossed in a healthy son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossed into the sun today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been toxic to have a son today
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been trusted to have a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the Milky Way
Original Lyrics:
in a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the Morley Way
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carrot by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a gay ranch by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows up baboons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them cry.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lean on
Original Lyrics:
Levon
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon Saskatoon blooms in town.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
He finds his business flying.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his Moorhuhn like a crown
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Moorhuhn" is the German name of the Crazy Chicken, which gives a nice picture of Levon wearing a Crazy Chicken-shaped hat.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his wahoo like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his war room like a crown because of child Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his woman like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his Mommy.
Original Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his money.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the pharmacy in town
Original Lyrics:
To the finest school in town
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is King..."
Original Lyrics:
When the New York Times said, "God is dead..."
"Little Jeanie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to do my arithmetic
I want you to be my lover.
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeanie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, now who would treat you cruel?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, there were others who would treat you cruel
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be in Alcatraz
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my aftermath
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my aftermath
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my anchorman
I want you to be my love-bird
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my man-to-man
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And give it to the Lord of me
Original Lyrics:
And give it to the likes of me
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little G-nail
or
Little cheating
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jeary
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jimmy
or
Little Debbie
or
Little baby
or
Little Jamie
or
Little Janie
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jimmy
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cheating!
Original Lyrics:
Oh Jeannie!
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little beanie
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll see you when I can
and make yourself a man of me
and I want you to be my Aquaman
I want you to be my lover
Original Lyrics:
So I see you when I can
you make me all a man can be
and I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stepped into my life like a pipe dream.
Original Lyrics:
You stepped into my life from a bad dream.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playing Martin Mull
Original Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold it so he s*** the bed.
Original Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
I can tell by the things I can do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the things I could think of to do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
On my feet and in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
I'm just glad I didn't sing it in front of anyone!
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallucinogen disguised with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the sunnin' horizon -- she's gone.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louisiana sky with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky looked down
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky went down.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with Colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidescope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grosso and gretta beehive
Original Lyrics:
They grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grouse are incredibly high.
Original Lyrics:
That grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who pays your taxes up here on the shore?
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with colitis go buys.
Original Lyrics:
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with karate close by
Original Lyrics:
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy and her spies with garland
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in despise with diapers
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with Dharma
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with diapers
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with the colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with the kaleidascope eyes
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grosso and gretta beehive
Original Lyrics:
They grow so incredibly high
"Made in England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had Robert Mitchum
Original Lyrics:
I had Little Richard
"Made in England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a little peep show and that black piano
Original Lyrics:
I had Little Richard and that black piano
"Made in England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a maid in England
Original Lyrics:
I was made in England
"Made in England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ryan Goss and me, a brother.
Original Lyrics:
Cryin' God, send me a brother.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sewing sand.
Original Lyrics:
He's so insane.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the madman black or are the windows painted
Original Lyrics:
Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
There's a boy on the reef with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back.
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the madman blind or are the windows painted
Original Lyrics:
Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The In-Laws hope they'll see ya buried soon
Original Lyrics:
The in-laws hope they'll see ya very soon
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up, David, David
Mama can't buy you gum.
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give up, Jhonny, Jhonny
Mama can't buy you blah
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Given up bathin', bathin'
Mama can't buy you love.
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hominy is a chance to make you mine
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a chance to make you mine
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama don't knock you
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't want you
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marbles don't want you
Original Lyrics:
Mama don't want you
"Mandalay Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a Pastrami.
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
Original Lyrics:
Lives that left us drowning
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
"Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're looking up to God whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
Original Lyrics:
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Tantric's soldiers in a room.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain, ten tin soldiers in a roll
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken tikka, is it coal?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Nikita, is it cold?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting Tintin soldiers in a roll.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting tensioned soldiers in a row
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cows and tents which solder in the road.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever see the latest Stella rise?
or
Do you ever see the latest hell arrive?
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever see the letters that I write?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to tempt them soldiers in the road
Original Lyrics:
Nikita counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Nikita is it cold
In you little cannon of the ward
Original Lyrics:
Hey Nikita is it cold
In your little corner of the world
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little mobile home?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Nikita, there's a cove,
In your little corner of the world
You can row around the globe
And never find a warmer soul to love
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world,
You can roll around the globe,
And never find a warmer soul to know
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look towards the woods and find a friend.
Original Lyrics:
Just look towards the West and find a friend.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse, I need you so
Original Lyrics:
Nikita, I need you so
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nicotine
Original Lyrics:
Nikita
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I saw you by the womb
Original Lyrics:
Oh I saw you by the wall
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my hole
Original Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know anything a Pac-Man hope
Original Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know anything about my home
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Nikita, you will never know
Anything about my hole.
or
Oh, the guitar you will never know.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nikita, it's the other side
I'll learn to give a light in time
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Nikita is the other side
Of any given line in time
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tending to your kin soldiers in a row.
Original Lyrics:
Ten of your tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
The key to...
Original Lyrics:
Nikita
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
With eyes that a looked like eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
"Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of flies
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Goes from every corner of your life.
Original Lyrics:
A dream will fly
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Ghosts from every corner of your life.
"Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, it's all in my original sin
Original Lyrics:
Oh you were always my original sin
"Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you were always my original sting
Original Lyrics:
Oh you were always my original sin
"Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why I shouldn't decide
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why I shudder inside
"Part Time Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potty time love is bringing me down
Original Lyrics:
Part time love is bringing me down
"Part Time Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
With you, Milo
Original Lyrics:
With you, my love
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another passenger who wants to get on
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deny the passenger
or
Denada passenger
or
Denother passenger
Original Lyrics:
Another passenger
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The horny passengers who want to get off
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's anger in the silence, it's tattooed in your veins, you hear it in a blood bank and ride it on the streets...
Original Lyrics:
There's anger in the silence, there's wheels upon the jail, a black train built of bones on a copper rail...
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make a chain of food
Original Lyrics:
To make a chain of fools
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's the passenger
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passenger
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wander on, he wander on
Wander on, he wander on
Original Lyrics:
Want to get on, he want to get on
Want to get on, he want to get on
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want a guitar, he want a guitar
Want a guitar, he want a guitar
Original Lyrics:
Want to get on, he want to get on
Want to get on, he want to get on
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We blame it on the ritz and the wallaby bong.
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I live in Greece,
this Philadelphia freedom
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I live and breathe
this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm livin' free, this Philadelphia freedom.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I live and drink this Philadelphia screen bug
Original Lyrics:
'cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my Keystone mama, daddy never had
Original Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jack W. Beatle
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
China Lights...China lights
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light...shine a light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolat, chocolat
Chocolat, won't you chocolat?
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light, shine a light
Shine a light, won't you shine a light?
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolite, Chocolite
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light, shine a light.
Mitch Kramer adds: "A Chocolite, for you young kiddies who don't know, was a popular chocolate candy bar in the 1970s. It had little air pockets in it, making it lighter than a similar sized solid chocolite bar (hence, the name). It was kind of like a Nestle Crunch, but with air instead of the Rice Krispies."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daphne, rise and bring the ice.
Original Lyrics:
Zapped me, right between the eyes.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget that I was born and raised in Siam
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel a girl out with freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Filla, Daffy, and Freda
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I want more than wings to fly.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've played with f**s.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born a raging fag.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born a waste of time.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born away from light.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born
I've waved t' f**s.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born
I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the place where I was born and raised a man.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of Mama
Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me peace that my Puff Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me piece of Momma
Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
Nelson Kane adds: "People don't seem to realize that some artists intentionally sing a lyric so that it sounds like the controversial meaning. Maybe Elton John writes the lyric as "Gave me a piece of mind, My daddy never had," but he's singing it to equally sound like, "Gave me piece of momma, daddy never had." And he knows it: he's not that bad a singer! Artists know how to sing a lyric so that it sounds like it could be two things, and there are other examples of this in John's songs. We are NOT mishearing it."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghirardelli freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghirardelli: a freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me piece of mind but, Daddy, never hand.
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like living easy with our fam'ly of guys.
Original Lyrics:
I like living easy without family ties.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard beatin' photon one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard beating boze on one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a heart beating for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard-lovin' Mozart woman
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard-workin' son-of-a-gun.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a roller coaster
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a rolling stone, you know
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be hard-beatin' bosom one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' bosom woman.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd love to find an ounce along the road.
Original Lyrics:
I'd leave to find the answer on the road.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Independence of freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It used to be a hobby to f*ck someone
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a heart beating for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that W feeling
The large Marshall
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
I lo-ove ya.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what happened to Frida!
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P.O.W. Freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P.O.W. Mia
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phil I dealt you a free one
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phila-f***in' freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphi-alfredo
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia Cream Cheese I love you, yes I do
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom I love you, yes I do
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia dreamer
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia feeling
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia people
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philidelphia Freedom left me knee high to her man now.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phillideffi Feed 'em left me bee hive 209.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of Mama Daddy never had
Original Lyrics:
Peace of mind my daddy never had
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece old Mom and Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleemos-delphio-pleemos, shine on me.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom, shine on me.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satellite, satellite
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light, shine a light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow line, shadow line
Shadow line, with ya' shadow line
Original Lyrics:
Shine the light, shine the light
Shine the light, won't ya' shine the light?
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the worst left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light through the island
The war's left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of
The ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of the one that would hide
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of the ones left behind
I figured the song was about 'coming out'... you know Philadelpha (brotherly love). Actualy it is a tribute to Elton's very good friend Billie Jean King, who played for the professional tennis team, "The Philidelphia Freedoms"
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light to the ones left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light, Rudy, I was the one left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shonda Light
Original Lyrics:
Shine the light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop around
Original Lyrics:
Shine the light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shopaholic
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a piece of ass my Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the eyes and the warmth that they hide
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the weepin' willow freedom zapped me OR Till the whippoorwill and freedom family
Original Lyrics:
Till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the whippoorwill of freedom shot right between the eyes
Original Lyrics:
Till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me
Right between the eyes
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the disco mama my daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be some mamma Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
as I near the street it's Philadelphia Freedom
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the batty cable king
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the veritable king.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table king.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pitbull wizard
Original Lyrics:
She's a pinball wizard
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That cat stomping bling kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That death, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That damn f****ng blind kid
Shout 'cause he can't bawl.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure had big big b***s.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That deat, dumb, blind kid
Sure has big big b***s.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show change
or
Slow change
Original Lyrics:
Short changed
"Razor Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I hurt his back
Original Lyrics:
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I heard he's back
"Recover Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love was an empire
Original Lyrics:
Love was a fire
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till touchdown brings me 'round, I get too high.
Original Lyrics:
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Pop-A-Matic is the one I want.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
I was six years old when I misheard this lyric on WRKO 680 AM in Boston. When I compared notes with my friends at recess Monday morning, there was unanimous agreement that Elton must be talking about the newly introduced Pop-A-Matic. I suspect that the phrase, "I'm not the man they think I am at home." would have meant nothing to a bunch of six year old kids anyway.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time to touch
Don brings me round again to hide,
I'm not the man they think I am at all,
Oh no no no,
I'm a rocket man,
Rocket man Bernie Taupin fuse of hairy long
Original Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdown brings mirror again to find.
Don't know 'bout the things I'll never know, no no no no.
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning down the street with people on.
Original Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Touchdown brings me round again to find
I’m up all night I think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning on the streets of Babylon
Original Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh Hezekiah by then.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh as a kite by then.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna be high high high as a kite by Ben.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh as a kite by then.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna be high, as the time flies in.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And not that many think I am at home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another man they think I am at home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another man to take Iron Man home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathing all these fumes all everlong
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathing out his fuels on everyone
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringin' home a ham and provolone
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buring up his wings at Heaven's door.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' Howard Hughes up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all his fuel, with helment on.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the Jews in Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out this fuse up here alone.
Lisa L3 Lislangsta adds: "I'm now have a degree in religion. I think it was needed."
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the fuel I've ever known.
or
Burnin' out a fat joint up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone.
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol.
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn
or
Burning up the feet of hellespond.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' altitude up, Heaven borne
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down in Tucson here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streams of Perillon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Aragon
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Babylon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of hell alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the strings the hair is on
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
This is hilarious
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down through the air alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' in the breeze, my hair's too long.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' like a neon flame on fire
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' like a two dog paragon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' off the pubes up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out the fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on a fuse on Heaven's lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on the fumes of pheromone
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on the streets of heaven on
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on the strings I've ever known
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out a fuse in every bone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuel of Aerosol
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse, his hairs too long.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out the street of paranorm.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up a pair of hairy gnome
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up his fuel to Gammalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up his shoes on Hera's lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up my shoes a pair alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the fields of pheromones.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the fuse of the carolers.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the roads of heaven, lord
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the streets of Arizona
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the streets, I live along.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the shoes I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the shoes I've ever owned
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the things I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the treetops, hair is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all your Nissan hair along.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning altitude up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning and his shoes are very long
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the fields of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the fields of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Adelong.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone
Adelong is a town in New South Wales (Australia)
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning down the fuse, I'm heaven-bound
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning hairs of Pelilome
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like a two ton abalone
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like a two-tone telephone
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like the fields of Babylon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like the springs at Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning off the shoes of Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on a fuse not very long
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on the fields of Arrimore
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on the spheres of Heaven alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on this fuse, oh here, Elon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out his shoes on heaven’s lawn
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out of fuel for very long.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out the hues of Heaven home.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out this useless telephone
Original Lyrics:
Burning up this fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out to see your Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up atmospheres up here alone
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse on Paramore
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up his shoes I'm very long.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fields of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fields of everlong
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fuels of Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fumes of glammazon.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the streets in motor home
or
Burning up the fuel in my motor home.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin’ up the music airborne
Original Lyrics:
Burnin’ up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you better leave your hair alone
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you gonna be a debutante
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurlin' out into the deadly void
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Rocket Man,
Burnin' out the poo in the Dead of Dawn
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the man I think I am alone
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock him down
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learnin how to please up everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma, this ain't no place to raise your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Malls ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In factories cold as Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact it's cold as Hell.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's ain't the kind of face to raise your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr Grohl is singing 'Everlong'
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Porcupine
Burned the only shoes I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rakuten
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock of mine, burning up the bridge of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, oh my, early down the streets at Avalon
or
Rock-a-by, early down the streets at Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man burnin' out the trees out there out yon (meaning out yonder)
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man burning out the fuse up here alone
Trump calling the N. Korean leader "Rocket Man" was not funny, but rather scary.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his shoes up here, uh huh
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man, birds are gonna screw up everyone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' on a beach bar telephone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
Burning out his shoes with ethanol.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burly, dandruff, shoes off, hair real long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Hurlin' up the Tuna Helper, now.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' out your fuse up there alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' down the fields of tarragon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning all the shoes off every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning down the tree tops her for long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning on the blues on everyone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up a shoe from Heaven ong.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up like Jesus' hairy b***.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, early mornin' treetop Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, Burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, turning out his shoes for everyone
or
Rocket man, burning up the tarp forever more
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin down the streets I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the fields of heaven, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops evry morn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops headin' home.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' up loose on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning all the trees off every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Hurlin' down his fuel on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Irwin Allen says our hair is long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' up the trees at every home.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning down the sheets of Herringbone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse on everyone.
or
Rocket man
Burnin' up the fuse of everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman, burning up the beasts of tarragon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burnin' down a two-ton herring bone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning all the shoes off everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocky time, burning out of things in Heaven lone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running out of fuel at Perihelion
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night me flight
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero out, ninety in.
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night reply
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night – re-flight
...
Burning out the strings of heraldom
...
And there's no-one there to raise them if you're dead
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
... Burning out his fuse up here alone
...
And there's no-one there to raise them if you did
My lyrics are better. Have looked at the original handwritten lyrics – it is "if you did", but this makes no sense.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night, free flight
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turnin' up these useless pheromones
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We fly
Original Lyrics:
Pre-flight
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We packed my bags last night, we fight
Weirdo Coward, Auntie Em.
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonka Man
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the treetops ever long
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Girl you gotta leave my hair alone
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman Burning down to here my hair is gone
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning down the trees in every lawn
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his shoes with Eva Braun
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rotten Peaches" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have mercy on the criminal
Jesus on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Mercy on the criminal
Jesus, I'm the one.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's no sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
And it's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And never do what you like.
Original Lyrics:
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there is no sack of dice
Original Lyrics:
And it's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
COCOA heart...
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co, co ha
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Co harem
Hard done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coal, Coal Hard.
Hart done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, Cold Heart.
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocaine Heart, as done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocaine Heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco Hart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco hard
Are done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco hard
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa Heart, Hot Dog Bayou
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa farts, are done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hard,
Hard, done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Outdone by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold , cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart, in some bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
A rendezvous
It's getting better, baby
It's a 2x2
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things look better, baby
Just passing through
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hot, hot done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hot
Hardened by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cold cars
Are done by ewes.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold, cold harbour
Outdone by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Pardoned by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you misunderstand me?
Original Lyrics:
Mutual misunderstanding.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each misunderstanding.
Original Lyrics:
Mutual misunderstanding.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go go-kart
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardened by you
or
Part done by you
Original Lyrics:
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Tupac's living in two separate worlds
Original Lyrics:
It's two hearts living in two separate worlds
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Tupac's living...
Original Lyrics:
It's two hearts living...
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the boundaries,
Of each married mind.
Original Lyrics:
Into the boundaries,
Of each married man.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the foundry
Of each married man
With defeat come collies
And negativity lands.
Original Lyrics:
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the foundry
Of each married mind
Seedy sheep comes calling
And negativity lies
Original Lyrics:
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a sinful world
It's two hearts slavin'
In two separate worlds.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate worlds.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a sin for the world.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just to sing for the world.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too hard living, if there's ever a world
Original Lyrics:
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate worlds.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too hard slaving and to set the real world.
Original Lyrics:
It's two hearts living in two separate worlds
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ko Ko Heart, are done by you
or
Ko Ko Heart, heart done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutual misunderstanding, after the fight
Original Lyrics:
Mutual misunderstanding, after the fact
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sacrifice, Earl.
Original Lyrics:
No sacrifice at all.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polka dots
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple hearts
Are done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling
And there's two empty lives
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the sensible anglers
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee Lou's got an erection.
Original Lyrics:
We lose direction.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the scent of hurt lingers and temptation's strong
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers and temptation's strong
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the semaphore lingers
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the xenophobe lingers
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they send off the legless
Amputation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they sent off old Angus
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a set of malingerers
Agitation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the scent of Aer Lingus and temptation's strong
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers and temptation's strong
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the scent of her danglers
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the scent of her leggings
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zachary's files
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ran out the Rose Bowl
It's the hottest spot with mammaries, women.
Original Lyrics:
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Snuffleupagus can sing the blues.
Original Lyrics:
And suffer just enough to sing the blues.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If someone else's supper isn't enough
Original Lyrics:
If someone is suffering enough
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room, and feel them genitals.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room and feel that gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel the janitor.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their genitals
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reachin' to ya, rude
Just to feel their gentle tongue
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saigon says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salsoul says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samsung says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
See-saws say so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
South Park says so much
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
South Park is an adult cartoon airing on Comedy Central.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tannenbaum, Tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Tannenbaum is German for christmas tree
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then reach into your room
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb
Just to feel their genitals.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach you with a broom
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, turn around, turn around sad songs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, Turn' em on, Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on those Samsungs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad dogs
Original Lyrics:
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
It was actually my son (who was about 5 at the time) who misheard the lyric. When questioned he said he thought they were toy dogs and they were sad because someone had turned them off.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tylenol, Tylenol
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm always gone
Original Lyrics:
When all hope is gone
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When never is remained
Original Lyrics:
When memories remain
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you chew and turned them on?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you tune in and turn them on?
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neak into your room and feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
Sneak into your room and feel your gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Saen say it so hard
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sasson says so much
Take off your Sasson.
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs says so much
Turn on those sad songs.
The misheard lyrics were used in a Sasson Jeans commercial.
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That bridge into your room
Just feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You reach into the roo
Just feel the joey touch
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us help with your aggravation
we've got another junk yard plan
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us hooligan aggravation
We had it with a decent plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make a Death Star plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-sittin' in a sink and shout out
'She's a man!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of your ass an' grading.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man's a crock of fat a barrel full of monkeys
Original Lyrics:
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
Original Lyrics:
My old man's out drunker than a barrel full of monkeys.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than election year
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, I'd better let you in
Original Lyrics:
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can drink a little drink and shag with Jimmy Dean.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out "Jubilee"!
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Shake a leg!'
or
I can sink a little drink and shout out obscenities.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sleep with Me!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sugar Man!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sip a little drink and shout out 'Sizzleen!'.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a little shot of something Japanese!
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink a fifth of jack and scream out
'She's a man!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink a little shot of Dubonnet.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lot of sounds that I really like
Like the sound of Suzie on a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Jews are my product of the working class.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a juvenile product of the working class.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the sounds of a soup speed and a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me all of that aggravation
The word is that he just don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
This was heard during 'Dancing With The Stars' when their singers were singing it.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us more of your "had a vision",
We've had it with your Death Star plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you agriculture,
We had it with your death star plans
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a lid of action in
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We have to wipe your desktop clean
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation,
We had it with your discipline.
Saturday nights alright for fighting,
Better in an election year!
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make it just so clear.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
I hate it when you disappear.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your dental plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We're hiding out the Death Star plans.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your Death Star plans.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your guitar playin'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
You aggravate the p***-off clan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your apple vision.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donna set the stanzas light.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up in the morning and the kids won't play
Mama says we'll dance all night.
Original Lyrics:
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can shoot a little drink and shout out,
Symphony!
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out,
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Chivalry!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Shake a leg!'
Original Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'She's with me.'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may drink a little drink and shout out, 'Sizzlean!'.
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'Cippone!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Cheese and eggs'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Chevrolet!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Lemonade!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's a man!
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may take a little drink and shout out 'Chickadee!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of your aggravation
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting late, have you seen my legs?
Original Lyrics:
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister lives in Kew in her braids and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks real cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute and I'll raise you some boots
A handful of grease and a hare
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A hundred degrees in her hair
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
The hamburger grease in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
With a nest full of bees in her hair
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
I handle the breeze in her hair
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her breeches and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her britches and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity
Sanity night's alright.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night's alright.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting.
Girl I'm gonna latch on in.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting.
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than electioning.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Even in an election year
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
17, 17
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A habit with The Jetsons play
Original Lyrics:
We've had it with our dicipline
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And shout out, "She's awake!"
or
And shout out, "She's away!"
Original Lyrics:
And shout out, "She's with me!"
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give a stuff for your aggravation
We had it with your diesel plan
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We're hired to work and that's our plank
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your jigsaw plan
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your annotations
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a little actors in
Original Lyrics:
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna set this dance tonight
Original Lyrics:
Gonna set this dance alight
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gymboree
Original Lyrics:
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kinda like the sounds that I really like
Like the sound of a sixty-nine-ah motorbike
Original Lyrics:
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man’s jiving with the chesterfield junkies
And my old lady she don’t care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A candle of green in her hair
Original Lyrics:
My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don’t care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddo day, Saddo day, Saddo day
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all white
All white, all white!
Original Lyrics:
Saturday Night's Alright
Alright, Alright!
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven days, seven days
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seventeen, seventeen
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's okay
Original Lyrics:
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tripoli
Original Lyrics:
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
forget about an ointment ass these toes drain
Original Lyrics:
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
"Saturday Nite's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your "had a vision",
I've had it with your Death Star plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation,
We've had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Nite's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to make a 'Death Star' plan.
Original Lyrics:
We've had it with your discipline.
"Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hungry and I know you
Original Lyrics:
And I won't break and I won't bend
"Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've a wombat and I womp it
Original Lyrics:
And I won't break and I won't bend
"Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going to get back to the circle of life again
Original Lyrics:
We're going to get back to the simple life again
"Since God Invented Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're making seven wonders
Created for this squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
There may be seven wonders,
Created for this world.
Like most Elton songs, read the lyrics the first few times you hear it, or you'll get all sorts of strange imagery in your head. He is my favorite artist, but his singing is the living embodiment of "Louie, Louie" mispronunciation.
"Skyline Pigeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
But most of all please free me
From this aching memory
And open out this cage
Towards the sun
Original Lyrics:
But most of all please free me
From this aching metal ring
And open out this cage
Towards the sun
"Social Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get bummed for breakfast in the morning
I get bummed for dinner time and tea.
Original Lyrics:
And I get bombed for breakfast in the morning
I get bombed for dinner time and tea.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterflies a breed of fly
Original Lyrics:
...and butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterfly's a breed of fly
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterfly's a freedom fly.
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterfly's a freedom fly.
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All about hypnotized sweet freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Altar-bound, hyptonitzed sweet freedom.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All about, hypnotized,

Never realized the passing hours, evening showers,
The good news hangin' in my darkest dreams
And the sun fired hard on the social scene
Dressed up on a lady dawn the nitty green

Second time, thank God my music's still alive
Original Lyrics:
Altar-bound, hypnotized,

Never realised the passing hours of evening showers
Slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating Queen

Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost had your looks and Steve, Denture Dear
Original Lyrics:
Almost had you hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you?
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
you almost had your hooks in me didn't you?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, shit the bed
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, should have been
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, shoulda been
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone shave my wife tonight, Sugar Bear.
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone shaved my legs tonight, Sugar Bear
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone shaved my legs tonight. Sugar Bear
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Auto bond, hypnotized
Original Lyrics:
Altar-bound, hypnotized
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies afraid to fly
Original Lyrics:
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies and Freedom Fries
Original Lyrics:
Butterflies are free to fly
Freedom Fries was a 2003 renaming from French Fries.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies and Freedom Fries
Original Lyrics:
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies are Frida Fly.
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies are afraid of flies
Original Lyrics:
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chauffer there
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. dumbass forever.
Original Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. dumbass forever.
Original Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and save my aftermath
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming in the morning with a drug to take me home
Original Lyrics:
Coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danger here
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
Original Lyrics:
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ditch a deer.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ginger beer
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotized with freedom
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized sweet freedom
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see clues hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm summoned by a haunted frozen scene
Original Lyrics:
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. enhanced forever.
Original Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your h-p emanced forever.
Original Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with myself tonight, second time
Original Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with myself tonight, saved in time
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilsner beer
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing your expedience man forever
Original Lyrics:
Paying your H.P. demands forever
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prima Donna rocked you when you should've been there
...
You nearly had me roped and tied,
Audubon, hypnotized
Original Lyrics:
Prima Donna lord you really should've been there
...
You nearly had me roped and tied,
Altar-bound, hypnotized
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't be
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't we?
Original Lyrics:
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick and tired, thank God my music's still alive
Original Lyrics:
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone said
Someone said
Someone said a lie
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone save my liver tonight, with tuna.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, she'll be there.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, should have they?
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bag.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my lice tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife last night.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight, Sugar bear
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight..
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight, shaved her bare
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight, sugar bear
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaves my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone spayed my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somerset, Somerset
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved, someone saved
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar Bay
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar baby
Original Lyrics:
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer changed
Summer changed
Summer changed my life tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer saved
Summer saved
Summer saved my life tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher, dear
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're coming in the morning
Where they're drunk to take me home
Original Lyrics:
They're coming in the morning
With a truck to take me home
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkerbell
Original Lyrics:
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those Easter nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those distant nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those distant nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those east end lights
Muggy nights the curtains drawn
In the little room downstairs
Gina Lollabrigida, you should have been there
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those east end lights
Muggy nights the curtains drawn
In the little room downstairs
Prima donna
Lord you really should have been there
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those eastern lights, muggy nights
...
Dreamed I'd done a lot, you really should have been there
...
And just one more beer, and I don't hear you anymore
...
You nearly had me roped and tied
Moribund, hypnotised, sweet freedom whispered in my ear
...
Sit loose, hangin' in my darkest dreams
And strangled by your heart of social scenes
...
Sick and tired, thank God my music's still alive
...
So save your friends, and run the field you play alone
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights
...
Prima donna, lord, you really should-a been there
...
And it's one more beer, and I don't hear you anymore
...
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotised, sweet freedom whispered in my ear
...
A slip noose hangin' in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
...
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
...
So save your strength, and run the field you play alone
Much prefer my lyrics
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those eastern lights.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those east end nights.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those eastern mice
Moggy Knights cut and dried
In the livingroom downstairs
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those east end nights
Muggy nights, Curtains drawn
in the little room downstairs
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost had a hoot in me
Original Lyrics:
You almost had your hooks in me
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost had your hooves in me, Dingy Deer
Original Lyrics:
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You nearly had your own tongue tied
Original Lyrics:
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You really had to open fire
or
You merely had me roped and tied
or
You nearly had me roped and died
or
You nearly had my hopes tied
or
Your beard, see, has to grow and fry
or
You dearly patted me to the side.
or
You merely were mad and moped and cried
Original Lyrics:
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You really had to open fire
or
You merely had me roped and tied
or
You nearly had me roped and died
or
You nearly had my hopes tied
or
Your beard, see, has to grow and fry
or
You dearly patted me to the side
or
You merely were mad and moped and cried
Original Lyrics:
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I'm a stee
I'm speechless and I don't know where's the tart.
Original Lyrics:
In all honesty
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't eggs-play.
Original Lyrics:
And I can't explain.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the moon night
You just smell like a bacon on the plate
Original Lyrics:
That in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cloud of crusty sun
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
Original Lyrics:
Like a cloud across the sun
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shine just like a beatin' on the bay.
Original Lyrics:
You shine just like a beacon on the bay.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zimbabwe, you look tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's something about the way, you look tonight
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't reside
Original Lyrics:
And I can't describe
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get restrained
Original Lyrics:
And I can't explain
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get surprised
Original Lyrics:
And I can't describe
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a bacon of the day
Original Lyrics:
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon off the bay
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Screech and I don't know where to start
Original Lyrics:
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Stitches
Original Lyrics:
I'm speechless
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just shine like a beagle from the bay
Original Lyrics:
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
"Son of Your Father" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his thong and wished him well.
Original Lyrics:
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his arm and wished him well.
"Song For Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a tambourine playing?
Original Lyrics:
...is a temporary thing
"Song For Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life, is a devil in zee.
Original Lyrics:
Life, isn't death everything?
"Song for Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it everything?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't everything
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more observed
Original Lyrics:
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suicide, suicide
Why can't we talk it over?
Original Lyrics:
Its sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be her?
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be heard?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be her
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be heard
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...to meet your mommy?
Original Lyrics:
...to make you love me?
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's getting more and more observed
Original Lyrics:
And it's getting more and more absurd
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to make you crazy?
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to make you care?
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to meet your mommy?
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to make you love me?
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be ambition free
or
The ambition's free
or
The old pigeon's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feelings.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy to be with
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat cake and pee in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat some chocolate cake and come along with me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry. Come along with me.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be Mary
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt will feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll fill it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eve can't you feel it?
Come along with me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Come along with me.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
That Iron Mike had seen
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your idle mind can see
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you 40 years
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a mission spree
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad, sad-sad Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send it for Christmas, the remission's free
or
Save it for Christmas, the remission's free
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, the admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People wanna go to the 7-11
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex books for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have new hair
Original Lyrics:
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the Jersey boat
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the Jersey boat
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turd table
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turkey boat.
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turntable.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop above that dirty boy
Original Lyrics:
So hop above the turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas,
Efficiently
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas,
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Bring your bichon frise.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Where the fish are free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Preakness
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into reading
With permission free
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step on the Christians
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still into Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take care in all you do next year
And kids smiling through the daze
Original Lyrics:
Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The adventure's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The permission's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There comes Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could not snow forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could wash the snow forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could watch the sofa forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas dung, I've held it in throughout the year
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas farts, I'd like to thank you for the beer
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song,
You'll hear it fifty times this year.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song,
I'd like to thank you for the year.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song
I've been gay throughout the year
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year
"Street Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust another streakin'
Naked news, just been around.
Original Lyrics:
Just another street kid
Making news, just been around.
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed me through the tamer
Original Lyrics:
Lead me through the chamber
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am dented and-a spent with hot treason
Through a day of Diatone
Is the one danger zone
Original Lyrics:
I am dented and I'm spent with high treason
Through a glass eye, your throne
Is the one danger zone
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
If y'all feel that it's real, I'm gonna try
And I'm-a here, again, your prison
Original Lyrics:
If you feel that it's real, I'm on trial
And I'm here, yeah, in your prison
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh he, maybe she
Well I'm told, and I'm never, never for certain
Original Lyrics:
Or he may be she
What I'm told is never, never for certain
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot
Lead me to the train.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot
Lead me through the chamber.
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the power line controls
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot for control
"Take Me to the Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I know he's not bold
Original Lyrics:
Well, I know he's not old
"The Ballad of Danny Bailey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dealing just dead
Original Lyrics:
Dillinger's dead
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Caine would spit in your eye
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' cane, I spit in your eye
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil slapstick on a Sat'day night
Original Lyrics:
I even like steak on a Sat'day night
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your mum a fright if that's alright
I feel elastic on a Saturday night
The bitch can bake at your social dos
Original Lyrics:
Eat meat on Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night
Can bitch the best at your social dos
My lyrics are funnier
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I blow my nose. My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those! My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
I feel my lyrics are much more appropriate for the 1970s!
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t like those!
My God, what’s that!
Oh, there’s a lot of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those!
My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was just a fly at 45, novocaine is not an aldehyde.
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five, Raisin' Cain, I spit in your eye.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was just five when I was five
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, I'm a fish, on a fishing rod.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch, oh the bitch is back.
AND..... The DJ never would say the exact title of the song due to ongoing censorship. I only knew it was by Elton John. I fished a lot when this song came out too, I was just a preteen.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, I'm a fish
Oh, the fish is back.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the breach, I'm the beach
All the bitches back
Snow cone sober as a matter a fact
I can preach, I can preach
'Cause I'm betterin' you
It's the way that I groove
The things that do. Whoa-a-a.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do. Whoa-a-a.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a fad when I was five
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me on a Friday that's alright
I eat elastic on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Eat meat on a Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the bitch is black
Original Lyrics:
Oh the bitch is back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody stole my carwash pass
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stone cold soda as a matter of fact
Original Lyrics:
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The BK's back
Original Lyrics:
The bitch is back
BK as in Burger King
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Grinch is back
Original Lyrics:
The bitch is back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The b**ch is black.
Original Lyrics:
The b**ch is back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now forget that
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the boogie's back
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now, the pork and fat
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin', now the poor get fat
"The Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the feeling of Hanes
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing again
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The King Must Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus had the trouble, we just had to cry
Original Lyrics:
Caesar's had your troubles; widows had to cry
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only thought I'd will
Original Lyrics:
I only thought I'd win
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only thought I'm in
Original Lyrics:
I only thought I'd win
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help me if you can't shake this ankle?
I need your general ads to keep me calling.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help me if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands to keep me calm.
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle
I need your general ads
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger
I need your gentle hands
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle?
I need your general ads.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fart flying from your hands
In the instant that you loathe someone
Original Lyrics:
Fire flying from your hands
In the instant that you love someone
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
A spirit bomb of earth and water
Original Lyrics:
A spirit born of earth and water
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I ever reading was the one
Original Lyrics:
And all I ever needed was the one
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I ever reading…
Original Lyrics:
And all I ever needed…
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is fin'ly (finally) fed.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is finally dead.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with me'
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with them'.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fell.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duncan Hines in chocolate cake
Original Lyrics:
Drunken nights in dark hotels
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire flying from your hair
or
Fire flying from your head
Original Lyrics:
Fire flying from your hands
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go share your lifeguard's son
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels when one holds a grudge
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels, without hose that run.
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
New shadows from the sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
No pharaohs black hole sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
No pharaohs got a son
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
No shadows block the song
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
No shadows from the sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrunken knives and dark hotels
Original Lyrics:
Drunken nights in dark hotels
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
The pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though shadows block the sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
When chants his knees beneath the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
When chances breathe between the silence
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
When stars arrive
Original Lyrics:
When stars collide
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the second Bethlehem is here
Original Lyrics:
In the second that the hammer hits
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where sex and love no longer dare
Original Lyrics:
Where sex and love no longer gel
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I ever dreamed of
Original Lyrics:
You're all I ever needed
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're all I ever seeing
Original Lyrics:
You're all I ever needed
"This Song Has No Title" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm terminally ill
Original Lyrics:
I'm turning the wheel
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I'm stinky breath
Original Lyrics:
And when I think about it
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ernest Borgnine
Original Lyrics:
Furnace burning overtime
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be the Med Express.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be the main express.
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
This train don't stop in the morgue.
Original Lyrics:
This train don't stop anymore.
"Ticking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken, chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Ticking, ticking.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the close up tiny dancers
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clothes off, tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tiny dancers.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clowns are tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And how it feels today, today
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin she's so blendin'
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin', she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin' she's so bland-a
You had to feel the day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she loves Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she's still plannin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling she's so blandy.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling, she's a madman.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling, she's abandoned
How it feels to fade away
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, darlin', she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Jean Baby, LA Lady
Sings just for the band
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baben, L.A. Laden
He seems to sort a bangin'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for 'the man'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, air laid lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyes, pirate's mine
You merry music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' in the sand.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But how d'you teach a dancer dance?
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb on my hand, he makes her stand
In the auditorium.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
In the Auditorium.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count on my hand, you make a stand
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the dead guys on the bi-plane
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the heinie.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down and she's so planted
U-Hauls are from day to day.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on-a Howie
or
Count the head lice on the highway
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
It's all in Elton's accent and the way he pronouces "Highway".
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the headlines in a hurry.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the headlines on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elegant lady
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foldin' clothes with Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' down the Hershey Highway
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gone.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for gold
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, private waxer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haul my clothes off. Tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Head and chickens, I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tiny dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close and tie me down sir
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tiny Dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close for Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Ted Danson.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tiny Cancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danser.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Countin' head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: For the last time, Tony Danza wasn't even a blip on the radar when Elton and Bernie Taupin wrote this song. Sorry for ruining your fantasies.]
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tonya Dacer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, tie me dancer
Count the head life on the highway
Lay me down in sheets surrender
You had a business day today
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close oh tony danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm a tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance, Son.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Editor's note: "Hold me closer" is NOT part of the title.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, atomic dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, climbing lancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, it's time to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danzaaaa.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny Dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, trying to dance, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, untidy dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer George Costanza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Banta
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my heiny.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the head lights on highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
We'll drink the Kool-Aid off the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir
or
Hold me close oh Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my hiney.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer you darlin' now
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, China dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Chinese dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Chinese panda.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, John de Lancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Louis Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Louis Pasteur developed pasteurization.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Hamster
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
(hamster noises)
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me, darlin', she's so pretty
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
I submitted my version to Elton to sing at one of his concerts (free of charge). Has anyone yet heard them?
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count her head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down in sheets with Lenin
She had a president today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on my hiney
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
I had a bath today, today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Baby darlin', you're so fancy
You had a vista dash a day.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
Ya had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Ya had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danzer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, party dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, retired dancer
Count the headlights on the high wake.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tabby dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tie me down some
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tie me down
Count the headlice on the highway
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time for dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time to dance-ah
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, times a-dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlamps on the highway
Lay me down in seats of lanterns
You had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down on sheets of linen
I had a better day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Gown the headlights on the highway
Blame me darlin', she's so blinnin'
You had a biz-a-day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny prancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer; it's time to dance, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me down there, tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes now, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my toaster, Toby Anstis
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my toaster, tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy closes tidy senses
Cant the headless sons of my way
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your plants on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be close some time to dance
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a close-up kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Janet Reno, you must have seen her.
Original Lyrics:
Ballerina, you must have seen her.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for Gaul.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handling tickets I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus frees out in the street
Handing tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus reeks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for gum.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. laden
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. lady, blue jean lady
sings just for the band.
I'm a close-up kinda dancer
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
seamstress for the band.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. later
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Diamond, she's so planted.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Diamond, she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so bendin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
You had a visitor today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so plannin'
And how to feels from day to day
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', streets of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling sleeps in linen
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling, she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady down and she's sublimmin'
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Landing tickets I forgot
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately darlin' she's a vision
You had to feel today today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately, darlin', she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me Darlin' she's so flamin',
You had a busy day today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linnen.
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me Darlin', she supplanted
You had a busy day today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me darlin' she's so planning.
Your hide up is the day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me darlin', she's supplanted.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and he's John Lennon
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's an angel
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's of Finland.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so Blinny.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so bland, eh.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blend-ned.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blended
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so branded
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so laden
You had a Bistro day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so pretty
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so splendid
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lennin
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese souffle now
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese souffle
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in she's so bland
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheep of lanolin
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
The misheard lyrics make sense as lanolin comes from sheep!
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheeps of linen
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets a-landin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets aplenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
You had a visitor today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lennon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of gladness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down on sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of landing
Ya had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lead.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather
You had a bitchie day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lettuce.
How it feels from day to day.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of madness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets so splendid
You had a busy day all day.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets, John Lennon
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in ships a landin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in streets of Lennon
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sweet surrender.
or
Lay me down in sheets of splendor.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down now, she so spent it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
You had some bills to pay today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, and she's so branded,
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, and she's so branded.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, oh she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The virgin knows the tune she humbles
Original Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
May be dumb and she's so Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, darlin', she so planned it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On The Closeup, Tony Danza...
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the crouside
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paris mind
Original Lyrics:
Pirate smile
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty eyes, privates mine
Original Lyrics:
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right here
Original Lyrics:
Lyin’ here
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seamstress for the banging
Original Lyrics:
Seamstress for the band
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
She had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so fine and she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bowl of lard is not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my head
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza (is) in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza in my head
Original Lyrics:
Tiny Dancer in my hand
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza is my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vol-au-vents are not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say sorry, slowly
Original Lyrics:
When I say softly, slowly
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the boss now, Tony Danza?
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Editor's note: Please keep in mind that this song came out LONG before the sitcom "Who's The Boss" premiered.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking back, she seeks his stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a feeling the day was today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a fizzy day today
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the Fixodent today
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hired a president today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll marry amusing men
Original Lyrics:
You'll marry a music man
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
baby darling she’s so blemished or Lady Diamond, she’s so splendid
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a cotton sheet.
Original Lyrics:
I wind up counting sheep.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discreet to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discrete to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too long for Vera
Original Lyrics:
Too low for zero
"Tower of Babel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow, semen, and ivory on town.
Original Lyrics:
Stone, cement, and ivory on top.
"Turn the Lights Out When You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause au revoir, all worn out
Original Lyrics:
'Cause our love's all worn out
"Turn the Lights Out When You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fags out of the bed
Original Lyrics:
Your bags out on the bed
Since Elton John is English, he probably could have meant cigarettes.
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
where Allah wears his gun
Original Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
And Rawley was his gun
Original Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
"Who Wears These Shoes?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like an old shoebox
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like an old jukebox
"Wrap Her Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance

Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, It's calling near, Abu.
Original Lyrics:
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance

Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
"Wrap Her Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance

Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu, it's falling near, Abu.
Original Lyrics:
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance

Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
"Wrap Her Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so horny, she got cramps
Original Lyrics:
She's a honey, she's a tramp
"You Gotta Love Someone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you stand in love
Original Lyrics:
When you stand alone
"You Gotta Love Someone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can bake the goo
Original Lyrics:
You can break the rules
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hockey doughnut
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And not one of those you can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, yeah, this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is the song
It may be quite 'symbuper', now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down the words:
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And well the thing is why I really love you.
Original Lyrics:
Anyway the thing is what I really mean.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can tell Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your thong
It may be quite simple but
It turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helter Skelter, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoop you don't mind
Hoop you don't mind
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful I fizz while you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful I fizz
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you demand
I hope you demand
That I put downy woods
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't like
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I pooped down in woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I wrote down in words How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, Put my foot down on a worm
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, That I put down in words
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
Put my foot down on a worm
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
That I put down in words
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I hooked down the words, "A wonderful life is, while you're in the word".
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put them in words.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I wrote down in words
How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you dug out
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you'll do mine, I hope you'll do mine
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Dolemite
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Don Knotts
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
Don Knotts played Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show and (later) Ralph Furley on Three’s Company.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Donna Rice
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Popeye
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're Top Cat
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're a dumb ass
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're denied
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're dust mites
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you’re dumb now
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don’t mind
Nobody wants to be dumb now!
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I can't tell for miles
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the marks
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I licked of the moss.
Well if you are diversive, well they don't need Mike Ross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and kicked off for Mars
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rook, and kicked off the moss perfume.
All the verses while they've got me quite crossed.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life is
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life's sake why you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder politely
Why you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder politely
Why you're in this world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what I face
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
When you're high on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder, could I piss, while you're in the world?
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd build a big house where we both could live
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hold your dope, I, I'll hold your dope, I
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easen their hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had an ulcer, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was Red Skelton
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a Skeletor
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
Skeletor is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the Masters of the Universe franchise created by Mattel. He is the archenemy of He-Man. (But he did not exist when this song was made. Therefore I'm not sure if this mishearing is plausible.)
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a scarecrow
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, Gnome.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, or a renegade gnome
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculpture
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, a gnome
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no, Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no, Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton
But then again, no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skelper, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a space shuttle
or
If I was a sketch show
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was in Scotland
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was the skeleton, but them again no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss - For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss -
For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
Original Lyrics:
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I would have stumped ya
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you knock one up, you can easily hide.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be a beluga butt, now that it's done.
Original Lyrics:
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little bit sunny
Original Lyrics:
It's a little bit funny
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep me strong.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the people like Hugh that keep me turned on
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the people like you that get me turned on.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions and travels insured
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Original Lyrics:
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I got pissed off.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I ticked off the moss.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're great or they're few
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Those are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or purple blue
Anyway, the thing is, that I will love you
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a real hairy body
And this is your stuff (?)
You may have a wide pimpled butt
But it turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's gone.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest Giles I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest thighs I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the sweetest ass I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

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