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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elton John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 1530 misheard song lyrics for Elton John on amIright currently.

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"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I heard it and I don't want time.
Original Lyrics:
But I heard it in a film one time.
"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a road atlas for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I got a romance we could christen.
"All The Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting that b*tch in another girl's bed.
Original Lyrics:
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed.
"All The Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem.
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say.
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls were valets
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
"Amazes Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
or
I'm dripping in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
or
I'm drifting in your voodoo
And it amazes me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"American Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere that road f**ks up ahead
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that road forks up ahead
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready, bum love?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready for love?
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be the waffle meat
or
You'll always be the wrongful meat.
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be the one for me.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancer sleeves,
curled up in my father
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps,
curled up in my father
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat's asleep
Curled up on my father.
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps
Curled up in my father.
"Bennie & The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-penny on the tracks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B and his guests
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benies pants are wet.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got the s**ts.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-baby I'm a chass.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-betty in the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie and the Czechs
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes a menace.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Hill is dead
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and his pets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bettie and the debt
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betting on the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty & the jets
or
Fanny & the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the shits
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fannie bit the vet.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Original Lyrics:
Benny Benny Benny
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like an African hyena.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jennie is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
I hope the sub stays down,
Benny and the Jets
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
Original Lyrics:
Say, candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but there so spaced out.
Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, she's already came.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pennies having sex
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennies on the desk
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny and the Chest
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the grass
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a penny in the jug
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put- put a penny in the chest
Original Lyrics:
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She had electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She wore electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
Uou know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, her molehairs move.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs,her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mo hazoose.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eleven boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know its true
I read it in a magazine!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got Betty on the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the caberas out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who put confetti in the jam?
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read about a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daphne, rise and bring the ice.
Original Lyrics:
Zapped me, right between the eyes.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think your star from the sky
Will be laid from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky,
Pull your leg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your leg from my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pluck a star from the sky
Pull ya egg from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull a leaf from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull an egg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your name from my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then pull it from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, me babe
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
All the blue is that I ever sang, anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
Or the bluest that I've ever seen anyway.
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw eyes
Baby's got screw eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen Phil Spector
He has been here, too.
Original Lyrics:
I have seen the spectre
He has been here, too.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they went and changed erection.
Original Lyrics:
Now the wind has changed direction.
"Burn Down The Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stalker hides.
Original Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide.
"Burning Buildings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such growths befall your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Such cruel sport for your kicks.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Appease the evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feed the lungs t'nite?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the cross-eyed wanderer.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wide band underwear.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wild-eyes wonderer...
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra that we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer that we got this far.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough of this one I've wondered of.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough of this wild-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king feel bag-of-bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and Cameron Diaz the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and babylons
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag of bombs.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones believe the fairy-tale.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones lead the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and begger's bond.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds feed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave their feathered beds.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave there very pissed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings envagable
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings envagable
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enought to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves in solid turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Mooses are in turn
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a sudden turn
or
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a solemn turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Loses all its turns
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night-time searchies
Original Lyrics:
The night-time uncertainties
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The peacely evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Russian kaleidescope
Moves are all in turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush-up doors
When the heart of a rolling weird
Can't you tell me where?
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush of days
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cop surrender
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rhyming reason through the wild-eyed door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a time for everything to the wild eyed doe.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wild man reason to the wide outdoors.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heart of the Star Trek Voyager
Original Lyrics:
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling stone
Can be turned away
Original Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you grill the love tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye in Montrose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
Montrose a town on Scotland's East Coast.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a kid
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A voodoo liked to know you
But I was just a king.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a queer.
Original Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like an elf in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Enormos Jeans
Wish I never knew you at all
But I guess it was enevetable.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Normandy
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Aubergine!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Aubergine.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Saw you one night in the 22nd row.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, enormous jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal genes.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood being a superstar
And they made you change your pain.
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood created a superstar
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a camel with the wind
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a sandwich in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the loo.
Original Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to gnaw on you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to own you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was the battlefield's in you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you one night in the 22nd row
Well she was something more than sexual.
Original Lyrics:
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill, and they made you change your name
Original Lyrics:
They sent you on a treadmill, and they made you change your name
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on a pedestal
or
They set you on the President
or
They set you on the President
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They sent you on a pedestal
or
They set you on the president
or
They set you on the president
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a geek.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a key.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legendary dream.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a deer.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Melba Toast
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the roof fell in
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Normalcy

or

Goodbye Technology
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye now my jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knowin' who to claim to
When the rain set in
Original Lyrics:
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before. The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long ago
Your legend never did
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
I actually like my words better. Oh well.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lincoln stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it mooned us all
Original Lyrics:
And it moves us all
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As monkeys, we stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all are agreed as the joinless stampede.
Original Lyrics:
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe what I'm saying?
Original Lyrics:
It's the leap of faith.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's abandoned hope.
Original Lyrics:
It's the band of hope.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path, we water.
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir Summer Flaaaaaah
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the eden.
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the heathens.
Original Lyrics:
Some say 'eat or be eaten'.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Circle of Slice
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of Life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of flies
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tina circled, she circled her life
Original Lyrics:
In the circle, the circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zuurkool en vla, it's the wheel of something.
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is a bang.
Original Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
With a clone at the end of a string.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
One day soon
At the club at the end of the street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
Just to clown Indiana's streets.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club On The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club On The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Wrong day (ooh)
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
Original Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club on the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at Vienna Street
or
Cloud at the end of the street
That's where we meet
or
That's where we meet
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on the enema street
or
That's where we meet
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on the enema street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A custering nightjar
Sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
While a cluster of night jars
Sang some songs out of tune.
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custer and night
Jaws sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
A cluster of night
Jars sang some songs out of tune.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie-woman dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
Original Lyrics:
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dead that night.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking
For an hour and a half on the side.
or
And the crocodile rocking
Was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin'
Was something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my the old routines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans.
or
Dreaming about my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had on old grown Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew Mia Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the biggest dick I ever got
Original Lyrics:
It was the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
Never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie was black as night
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Original Lyrics:
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Original Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie drove her motorbike
Original Lyrics:
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress last night
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
Original Lyrics:
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
"Crocodille Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The nuts of friendship seem to be untied
...
And the long one, she's the one who must decide
Original Lyrics:
The knots of friendship...
...
In the long run she's the one who must decide
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Original Lyrics:
Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
"Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan Dare does a lawyer
He does a lawyer
He does a lawyer,
But he loves the Mekong.
Original Lyrics:
Dan Dare doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
But I liked the Mekon
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you seem old, and I
Original Lyrics:
But you see more than I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you my brother You are awful and mean
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you're my brother.
or
Dan yo, my brotha'.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is driving tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is driving tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is dwelling tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a flame.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are origami
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are other than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, all bones and meat
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my lover
You are older than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a faithful disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a paper moon sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
Yeah, that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of the sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the fatal disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're my star
You bedazzle the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle Brisebois
You are above the knees.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar symphony?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar's memory?
You rise at night
You see more than I.
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died
But you see more than I.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the stars fell on me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heel?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the cows in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the stars in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Headed for spay, know why?
Original Lyrics:
Headed for Spain, oh and I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rectal lights heading for pain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red daylight
Heaven is spangly heat.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red lights ready to strangle me.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail-lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see reptile eyes and the spaning breeze.
or
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
At its back end.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading back East.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaglee.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking...
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain...
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking.
or
I can see the rat tail lights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading this way again.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I had to wonder why the airplane was going backwards!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaggedy Ann.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tealights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red-tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tailights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Headin' for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lights
Heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the rear tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lines heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rest of you guys getting a spanking.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your red tail, like
Actin' so spanky
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
Elton John has the worst enunciation of any major recording artist, bar none.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fat of the sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the feth-a-tha sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fez in disguise
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't his face pretty?
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this man is pretty, but I'm just a man.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spaniel is travellin' tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The S train is pretty...no hablo at all
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
Well..he IS going to Spain...and apparently can't speak the language!!!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sistine's pretty though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea spray is pretty, of memories.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Dark Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a dollar a diamond
Original Lyrics:
You get a Dark Diamond
Elton John is the best Musician, Singer, Song Writer of all time and has the most gifted Lyricist Bernie Taupin. The Elton John Band is the Greatest of all time. People only listen to Elton John's Radio "Hits" If they would listen to all of his other songs they would realize how amazing he really is.
"Dirty Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put pork chops in your pants
If you step into my yard.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put buckshot in your pants
If you step into my yard.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like your son going down on me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like the sun going down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these coats I have they need lungs to help them breathe.
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me blind and paralyzed.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me by.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm in your arm.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fart on me.
or
Don't disgaurd me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let Elton go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sun fall down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let this Sunday drown on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you Ms. Red
Original Lyrics:
But you misread
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't analyze no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Augie Doggy was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight,
oh but I know that you lied
Original Lyrics:
I can't find,
oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight
The rock romantic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
The right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find all the rights of my decline.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find on the rock Gilbalter time
Original Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find the rock-roll-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the Rock the Almighty climbed.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right chromatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock-o-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the rock on my climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more Auggie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more under darkness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie no more obi darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie...no more Augie Dogness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't line no more Auggie Doggies.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't rely on no more of your dark nights.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just allowed the f** men in your life, Tawanda Free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it when I met you.
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you into life.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you where you lie.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life, doojuan dufree.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just be the frogman of your life
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just endow a fraction of your life, Tawanda Frey.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justa now a fragment of your life, to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more Auggie Doggie.
Original Lyrics:
No more of your darkness.
Auggie Doggie is an old cartoon just like Looney Toons.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my took a chance
Seem to fade to black and white.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures
Seem to fade to black and white.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my, took a chance.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures...
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock o'mighty climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, otherwise dramatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just assume a pregnant of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's boss is Jewish
Original Lyrics:
Immaturish
"Elderberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having tea in the sauna
Original Lyrics:
Round a tree in the summer
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener of Camelot
Original Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot
"Empty Garden (Hey, Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dead.
Original Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dazed.
"Empty Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your red pajamas?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your empty garden?
"Friends Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
We’ll never be as one.
Original Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
Will ever be as one.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello I'm peeing in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hands.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand .
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my head.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love-like feeling in my head
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The roses in the wind are boppin' to the doo-wap sighs
Everything about this hound was bound to groan and die.
Original Lyrics:
The roses in the window box have tilted to one side
Everything about this house was born to grow and die.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost that feeling in my hands
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll in a jumpstart band
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the fans
Lost that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello blind feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost peed in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
You can tell by the things that I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it tells me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I can do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hand
Oh, to tell ma the things I could do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to that heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Alamo lounge
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Halloween town!
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calistone find in the road
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack tower
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of my childhood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honey-back town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hannukah now
or
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The catflap, he ain't penpal
I'm going back to my plough.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow-brick road There's a dark side on the hill
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Holy black toe.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny black toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the horny black toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny black toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Original Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the corn in my toe
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart attack toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't flush you down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help eating your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cant stop being your penpal
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I practice you down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the site of my future lies
Beyond the Yellow Brick Road.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's different for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
Original Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lethargy's down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
All around
Original Lyrics:
Singin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lancashire on the plains
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's not being your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dachshound society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dock house society cow
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs of insanity howl
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dogs our society hound.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the downtown society frowns
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't blast me in the chin, pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy meat with your pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me or my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me with my pants down.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't eat meat in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have me as your pen-pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help being my pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hurt me, I'm your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't keep me in your penthouse
I am going back to my farm.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I am going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't let me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't like being a penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your pen now
I'm going back to my ground
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
or
Your cat just peed in your penthouse
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
Original Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant peas in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't put me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't slap me in your hen house
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop peeing in the henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stop reading your Penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You transplant me in your henhouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat and me are pen pals.
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat can't pee in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat let me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat locked me in your penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might need a new pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat might pee on your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Grey Seal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Racine.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, Grey Seal.
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for an island in our photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Like the little free-standing drive-up film dropoff booths in shopping center parking lots
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lantern in a photo-pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an atom in our boat upon the sea
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Harmony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for an item in our photo-pharmacy
Original Lyrics:
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Mishau! With the healing ham!
Reach out for the healing ham!
In the night, when it's dark and grey
Touch me now
And you won't breathe again!
Original Lyrics:
And reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for her healing hands
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all a lot clean.
Original Lyrics:
I could have sworn we were all locked in.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-top 40 healing hands
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hands.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for Steely Dan
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing hand
or
Reach out for the healing again.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light, when the doctor says
'Touch me now. Let me breathe again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the donkey says
'Touch me now
And let me see again'.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light
Where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a night, where the doctor says
Touch me now, and let me see again.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Hey Ahab"
Misheard Lyrics:
A far cry from a tired road....
Original Lyrics:
a far cry from a tattooed rose...
A great, great song...but there is no way in hell he ever says "tattooed!" :)
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better get back to the world.
Original Lyrics:
Better get back to the woods.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back on rehab.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, f***ing cat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, funky cat.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hog attack.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, honk your cab
Original Lyrics:
Get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hub cap.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, hump your cat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, monkey cat.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, monkey jack
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Honkey cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, walk the cat
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, walk your cat
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that common rat!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Honky Cat!
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that, hunk of jack.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, honky cat.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mopping in the country
P*ssing in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Bopping in the country
Fishing in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ing in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Fishing in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissin' in a stream
Original Lyrics:
Fishin' in a stream
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay at home, boy you've got a telephone.
Original Lyrics:
Stay at home, boy you've got to tend the farm.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said stay at home boy,
you got a telephone
Original Lyrics:
They said stay at home boy,
you gotta tend the farm
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you got a telephone.'
Original Lyrics:
'They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you gotta tend the farm.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say 'Oh, leave them alone' is the golden rule.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say they believe that the Lord is the worst fool.
Original Lyrics:
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I look back, boy, it must've been a dream.
Original Lyrics:
When I look back, boy, I must've been green.
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get back copycat
Original Lyrics:
You better get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get back, honk the cat.
Original Lyrics:
You better get back honky cat
"Honky Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to make a 'Death Star' plan.
Original Lyrics:
We've had it with your discipline.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be the fellow [who] ate your cat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to be a feather in your cap.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with Lou and Brad.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that
Momma set the boots on the welcome mat
You just'll have to quit them if you want me back.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that
One more set of boots on the welcome mat
You'll just have to quit one if you want me back.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want Rinoa to look like that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want my onion to look like that.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire spreads faster in debris
Original Lyrics:
The fire spreads faster in the breeze
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
This vicious surf is getting out of hand.
or
This vicious surface getting out of hand.
Original Lyrics:
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got plans to make me wanna fortify OR You got plans to make me want a .45.
Original Lyrics:
You got plans to make me one of four or five.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just have to kick it if your woman's bad
Original Lyrics:
You just have to quit them if you want me back
"I Feel Like A Bullet (In The Gun Of Robert Ford)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a bully gunny in the gun of Jerry Ford
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like a bullet honey in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I fell like a bullet in the garden of Rover Boy
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Guess That's Why I Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a girl
Crying the night into hell...
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why the colors are blue
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it a loo
Original Lyrics:
And I guess thats why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it baboon.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess thats why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the loo.
Original Lyrics:
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wanna belong with you and that rug
Original Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and I run
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and Big Ron
Play spinner hats where we had.
Original Lyrics:
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
But,Mama Nell
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cries in the night can be helped.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crimes at night are hell
For Mama's in Hell
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
For Mama Nell
or
Cry at night if it helps
If nothin' else
or
Cry at night if it helps
If nothin' else
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps,
but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
If nothin' else
or
Cry at night if it helps
For Mama's in H***.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night if it helps
But nothin' else.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps, mama nelps
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it help
The Modern Elf.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
For Mortadella.
Original Lyrics:
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giuseppe's wife would call it the blues
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop smilin' high in the blue.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it love blues.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast your demons aside
or
Just cut lemons inside
or
Just cut lemons inside
Original Lyrics:
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing like children, children like dolphins.
Original Lyrics:
Laughing like children, living like lovers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live forty seconds without hesitation
Original Lyrics:
Live for each second without hesitation
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamarelle
Original Lyrics:
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like flounder
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
under the clouds
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder
under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it a bird.
Original Lyrics:
So I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the car wash.
Original Lyrics:
Under the covers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet army girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm bigger
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm your girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm your girl
Original Lyrics:
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Between you and me I could almost forsake
Original Lyrics:
Between you and me I could honestly say
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
And Momma Nell.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
For modern health
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry in the night if it helps
But modern elf.
Original Lyrics:
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look at it like eggs forever.
Original Lyrics:
Don't look at it like it's forever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roland, like thunder under the colors.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love, a shop full of hoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't love, shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want love on mountains
Original Lyrics:
I want love on my own terms
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen so much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much taffy
DELETE: DUPLICATE
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man I've seen so much taffy
Original Lyrics:
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh man, I've seen so much tragic.
Original Lyrics:
Oh man, I've seen so much traffic.
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And did you think that Stoke would ever win?
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you think the smoker ever wins
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still static
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a priest designed my life
without you on my mind
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the pieces of my life
without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' up the little kids
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' like a little kid
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I grill salmon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Neil Diamond
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standin'
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your daddy...yeah, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing...yeah, yeah, yeah
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think that Stoke could never win.
Original Lyrics:
And if you think this fool could ever win.
"I'm Still Standin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your blood like fever, feet are just like ice
You got a cold lonely night that shines from you
You hide up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you loose
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind that a** you use
Original Lyrics:
Behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling up a little kid
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't stand it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel Spanish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I piss standing
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sad
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm steel standing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still jivin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still spanking (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a taste for blood in a simple way.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a taste for love in a simple way.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking like a juice in Bob
Original Lyrics:
Looking like a true survivior
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The threats you made at the Kentucky Downs
Original Lyrics:
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Statten
Original Lyrics:
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Bud Light winter freezer's just like ice.
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice.
"I've Seen The Saucers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching them, flying information
Original Lyrics:
Watching them flying in formation
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aisle of girls
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well-born tiger.
Original Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a werewolf's tire.
Original Lyrics:
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Byron's girl
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down my leg, she done crossed 42nd Street.
Original Lyrics:
Down where Lexington 'cross 42nd Street
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to shave you, but the crack is lost.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you back to paradise
He want to save you just because it's right.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket balls.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He want to take you some Iraqi pot.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the record bar.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you from your racquet club.
Original Lyrics:
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you from your regular spot
He want to stay with you
Buy you cole slaw.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you
But the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants to take you to the record shop
He wants to take you lots of coke and pop.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girl
What you wantin' in this island world?
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
What you wantin' wid de white man's world?
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls!
Original Lyrics:
Island girl!
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love girls!
Original Lyrics:
Island girl!
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a beef black, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see her teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a big fat Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your B-flat, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your feet splash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island Girl
Whatchoo wadda wid da wide man's whirl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
What you wanting with the white man's world
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island girl, like I want you in this island world.
He want to take you from the record buff
He want to send you, but the cores is sloshed.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl, black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but the cause is lost.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Island girl
What you want and what you will, dance - swirl.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isle of girls.
Original Lyrics:
Island girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me want to take you
From the wrecking ball.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you
From the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Otter-Girl
Original Lyrics:
Island Girl
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She want to take you to the racquet club.
Original Lyrics:
He want to take you from the racket boss.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's ninety-six foot three.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's black-a** cold.
Original Lyrics:
She's black as coal.
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me that you're wonton in a woman's world
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you're wanting with a white man's world
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up my leg she crawled and poured herself a treat
Original Lyrics:
Down where Lexington cross Fourty-Second Street
"Island Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You feel an elf scratch your back
Original Lyrics:
You feel her nail scratch your back
"Kiss The Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we would fill all the rooms with parafin
For that was one of the things we did.
Original Lyrics:
But if the groom would have known, he would have a fit
About his wife and the things we did.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants a golden p***s,
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus,
Leaving Levon far behind.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to see my penus
Leaving Levon far behind.
Original Lyrics:
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall bat leadoff
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall be leave on
And he shall be a man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe 'em
And he shall be a good man
And he shall believe 'em
And temptation went the family plan.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he shall believe on
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And his sow made a livin'
In tradition with the family plan
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they shouted 'Levon'
And he shall be a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall leave Levon,
And we shall leave a good man
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He called his jive Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his dog Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls his job Jesus
Original Lyrics:
He calls his child Jesus
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He finds his business thrives.
Original Lyrics:
His family business thrives.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a bopper doin' porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the walls begun
Now you're tossin' your hands aside today
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a father to a son, on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'Doris Day!'
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was born a papa to a porn.
Original Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven tossed into Hell a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear sounds that are leave on
I hear sounds a good man.
Original Lyrics:
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having a tossed salad today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossed in a healthy son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been toxic to have a son today
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been trusted to have a son today.
Original Lyrics:
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a carriage by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a gay ranch by the motorway
Original Lyrics:
In a garage by the motorway
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus blows up baboons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them cry.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon Saskatoon blooms in town.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
He finds his business flying.
Original Lyrics:
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his Moorhuhn like a crown
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Moorhuhn" is the German name of the Crazy Chicken, which gives a nice picture of Levon wearing a Crazy Chicken-shaped hat.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his wahoo like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon wears his woman like a crown.
Original Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Levon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his Mommy.
Original Lyrics:
Levon, Levon likes his money.
"Little Jeanie"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to be my anchorman
I want you to be my love-bird
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little G-nail
or
Little cheating
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Jeary
Original Lyrics:
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll see you when I can
and make yourself a man of me
and I want you to be my Aquaman
I want you to be my lover
Original Lyrics:
So I see you when I can
you make me all a man can be
and I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Love Lies Bleeding/Funeral For a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like peeing in my hands
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hands
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
I can tell by the things I can do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the things I could think of to do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the sunnin' horizon -- she's gone.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louisiana sky with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky went down.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with Cholitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidescope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grosso and gretta beehive
Original Lyrics:
They grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grouse are incredibly high.
Original Lyrics:
That grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who pays your taxes up here on the shore?
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grosso and gretta beehive
Original Lyrics:
They grow so incredibly high
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's sewing sand.
Original Lyrics:
He's so insane.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see Vera Wang.
There's a boy on the reef with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
I can see very well.
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back.
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The In-Laws hope they'll see ya buried soon
Original Lyrics:
The in-laws hope they'll see ya very soon
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up, David, David
Mama can't buy you gum.
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give up, Jhonny, Jhonny
Mama can't buy you blah
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Given up bathin', bathin'
Mama can't buy you love.
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mandalay Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a Pastrami.
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
Original Lyrics:
Lives that left us drowning
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
"Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're looking up to God whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
Original Lyrics:
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Tantric's soldiers in a room.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken tikka, is it coal?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Nikita, is it cold?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting Tintin soldiers in a roll.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cows and tents which solder in the road.
Original Lyrics:
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever see the latest Stella rise?
or
Do you ever see the latest hell arrive?
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever see the letters that I write?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Nikita is it cold
In you little cannon of the ward
Original Lyrics:
Hey Nikita is it cold
In your little corner of the world
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little mobile home?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world?
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Nikita, there's a cove,
In your little corner of the world
You can row around the globe
And never find a warmer soul to love
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world,
You can roll around the globe,
And never find a warmer soul to know
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look towards the woods and find a friend.
Original Lyrics:
Just look towards the West and find a friend.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nicotine
Original Lyrics:
Nikita
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my hole
Original Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Nikita, you will never know
Anything about my hole.
or
Oh, the guitar you will never know.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home.
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
The key to...
Original Lyrics:
Nikita
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
The key to
Original Lyrics:
Nikita
"Nikita"
Misheard Lyrics:
With eyes that a looked like eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
"Original Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream of flies
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Goes from every corner of your life.
Original Lyrics:
A dream will fly
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Ghosts from every corner of your life.
"Pannengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We blame it on the ritz & the wallaby bong.
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Passengers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another passenger who wants to get on
Original Lyrics:
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I live in Greece,
this Philadelphia freedom
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I live and breathe
this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm livin' free, this Philadelphia freedom.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jack W. Beatle
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
China Lights...China lights
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light...shine a light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolite, Chocolite
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light, shine a light.
Mitch Kramer adds: "A Chocolite, for you young kiddies who don't know, was a popular chocolate candy bar in the 1970s. It had little air pockets in it, making it lighter than a similar sized solid chocolite bar (hence, the name). It was kind of like a Nestle Crunch, but with air instead of the Rice Krispies."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel a girl out with freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Filla, Daffy, and Freda
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I want more than wings to fly.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've played with f**s.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day that I was born
I've waved t' f**s.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born
I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the place where I was born and raised a man.
Original Lyrics:
From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of Mama
Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me peace that my Puff Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave me piece of Momma
Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
Nelson Kane adds: "People don't seem to realize that some artists intentionally sing a lyric so that it sounds like the controversial meaning. Maybe Elton John writes the lyric as "Gave me a piece of mind, My daddy never had," but he's singing it to equally sound like, "Gave me piece of momma, daddy never had." And he knows it: he's not that bad a singer! Artists know how to sing a lyric so that it sounds like it could be two things, and there are other examples of this in John's songs. We are NOT mishearing it."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me piece of mind but, Daddy, never hand.
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like living easy with our fam'ly of guys.
Original Lyrics:
I like living easy without family ties.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard beatin' photon one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard beating boze on one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a heart beating for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard-lovin' Mozart woman
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a hard-workin' son-of-a-gun.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be hard-beatin' bosom one.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' bosom woman.
Original Lyrics:
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd love to find an ounce along the road.
Original Lyrics:
I'd leave to find the answer on the road.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P.O.W. Freedom
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P.O.W. Mia
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia Cream Cheese I love you, yes I do
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom I love you, yes I do
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philadelphia feeling
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philidelphia Freedom left me knee high to her man now.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of Mama Daddy never had
Original Lyrics:
Peace of mind my daddy never had
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece old Mom and Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleemos-delphio-pleemos, shine on me.
Original Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom, shine on me.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satellite, satellite
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light, shine a light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow line, shadow line
Shadow line, with ya' shadow line
Original Lyrics:
Shine the light, shine the light
Shine the light, won't ya' shine the light?
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the worst left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light through the island
The war's left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of
The ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of the one that would hide
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light to the eyes of the ones left behind
I figured the song was about 'coming out'... you know Philadelpha (brotherly love). Actualy it is a tribute to Elton's very good friend Billie Jean King, who played for the professional tennis team, "The Philidelphia Freedoms"
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light to the ones left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine a light, Rudy, I was the one left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shonda Light
Original Lyrics:
Shine the light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the weepin' willow freedom zapped me OR Till the whippoorwill and freedom family
Original Lyrics:
Till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the disco mama my daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be some mamma Daddy never had.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the batty cable king
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was the veritable king.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I was the Bally table king.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That cat stomping bling kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That death, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That damn f****ng blind kid
Shout 'cause he can't bawl.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure had big big b***s.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
That deat, dumb, blind kid
Sure has big big b***s.
Original Lyrics:
That deaf dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Razor Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I hurt his back
Original Lyrics:
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I heard he's back
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till touchdown brings me 'round, I get too high.
Original Lyrics:
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh Hezekiah by then.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh as a kite by then.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna be high, as the time flies in.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And not that many think I am at home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another man to take Iron Man home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buring up his wings at Heaven's door.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all his fuel, with helment on.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the Jews in Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out this fuse up here alone.
Lisa L3 Lislangsta adds: "I'm now have a degree in religion. I think it was needed."
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the fuel I've ever known.
or
Burnin' out a fat joint up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone.
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol.
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out a fat joint up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn
or
Burning up the feet of hellespond.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' altitude up, Heaven borne
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down in Tucson here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streams of Perillon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Babylon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down through the air alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' like a two dog paragon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' off the pubes up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out the fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on a fuse on Heaven's lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on the fumes of pheromone
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' on the streets of heaven on
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out a fuse in every bone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse, his hairs too long.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out the street of paranorm.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up his shoes on Hera's lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up my shoes a pair alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the fuse of the carolers.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the roads of heaven, lord
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the streets of Arizona
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the streets, I live along.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the shoes I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the shoes I've ever owned
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all the treetops, hair is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning all your Nissan hair along.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning altitude up here alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning down the fuse, I'm heaven-bound
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning hairs of Pelilome
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like a two-tone telephone
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning like the fields of Babylon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning off the shoes of Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on a fuse not very long
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on the spheres of Heaven alone.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out of fuel for very long.
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out the hues of Heaven home.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning out to see your Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up atmospheres up here alone
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fields of Avalon
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up the fuels of Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl you better leave your hair alone
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurlin' out into the deadly void
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learnin how to please up everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma, this ain't no place to raise your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In factories cold as Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact it's cold as Hell.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's ain't the kind of face to raise your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Porcupine
Burned the only shoes I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, oh my, early down the streets at Avalon
or
Rock-a-by, early down the streets at Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his shoes up here, uh huh
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man, birds are gonna screw up everyone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' on a beach bar telephone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burly, dandruff, shoes off, hair real long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Hurlin' up the Tuna Helper, now.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' out your fuse up there alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burnin' down the fields of tarragon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning all the shoes off every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning down the tree tops her for long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning on the blues on everyone
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up a shoe from Heaven ong.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up like Jesus' hairy b***.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning up the tarp forever more
or
Rocket man, turning out his shoes for everyone
or
Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
or
Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man, early mornin' treetop Babylon
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, Burning off his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin down the streets I've ever known.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the fields of heaven, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops evry morn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops headin' home.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' up loose on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning all the trees off every lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Hurlin' down his fuel on everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Irwin Allen says our hair is long.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' up the trees at every home.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning down the sheets of Herringbone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse on everyone.
or
Rocket man
Burnin' up the fuse of everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman, burning up the beasts of tarragon.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burnin' down a two-ton herring bone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning all the shoes off everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocky time, burning out of things in Heaven lone.
Original Lyrics:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running out of fuel at Perihelion
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero out, ninety in.
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We packed my bags last night, we fight
Weirdo Coward, Auntie Em.
Original Lyrics:
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
"Rocket Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
burning down the streets of Oregon
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman Burning down to here my hair is gone
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rocketman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning down the trees in every lawn
Original Lyrics:
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
"Rotten Peaches" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have mercy on the criminal
Jesus on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Mercy on the criminal
Jesus, I'm the one.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's no sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
And it's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And never do what you like.
Original Lyrics:
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co, co ha
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Co harem
Hard done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coal, Coal Hard.
Hart done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, Cold Heart.
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco Hart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco hard
Are done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco hard
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hard,
Hard, done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Outdone by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold , cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart, in some bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hot, hot done by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cocoa hot
Hardened by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cold cars
Are done by ewes.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold, cold harbour
Outdone by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Pardoned by you
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardened by you
or
Part done by you
Original Lyrics:
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the foundry
Of each married man
With defeat come collies
And negativity lands.
Original Lyrics:
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a sinful world
It's two hearts slavin'
In two separate worlds.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate worlds.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a sin for the world.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just to sing for the world.
Original Lyrics:
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ko Ko Heart, are done by you
or
Ko Ko Heart, heart done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sacrifice, Earl.
Original Lyrics:
No sacrifice at all.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple hearts
Are done by you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee Lou's got an erection.
Original Lyrics:
We lose direction.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the scent of Aer Lingus and temptation's strong
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers and temptation's strong
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the scent of her leggings
And temptation's strong.
Original Lyrics:
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zachary's files
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ran out the Rose Bowl
It's the hottest spot with mammaries, women.
Original Lyrics:
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Snuffleupagus can sing the blues.
Original Lyrics:
And suffer just enough to sing the blues.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If someone else's supper isn't enough
Original Lyrics:
If someone is suffering enough
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room, and feel them genitals.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room and feel that gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel the janitor.
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their genitals
Original Lyrics:
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tannenbaum, Tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Tannenbaum is German for christmas tree
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They reach into your womb
Just to feel their genitals.
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, turn around, turn around sad songs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn 'em on, Turn' em on, Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on those Samsungs.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tylenol, Tylenol
Original Lyrics:
Turn'em on, turn' em on.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you chew and turned them on?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you tune in and turn them on?
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neak into your room and feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
Sneak into your room and feel your gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Saen say it so hard
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sasson says so much
Take off your Sasson.
Original Lyrics:
Sad songs says so much
Turn on those sad songs.
The misheard lyrics were used in a Sasson Jeans commercial.
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
That bridge into your room
Just feel your genitals
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You reach into the roo
Just feel the joey touch
Original Lyrics:
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us help with your aggravation
we've got another junk yard plan
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make a Death Star plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-sittin' in a sink and shout out
'She's a man!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man's a crock of fat a barrel full of monkeys
Original Lyrics:
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
Original Lyrics:
My old man's out drunker than a barrel full of monkeys.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than election year
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of your aggravation
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the sounds of a soup speed and a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can drink a little drink and shag with Jimmy Dean.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Shake a leg!'
or
I can sink a little drink and shout out obscenities.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sleep with Me!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sugar Man!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sip a little drink and shout out 'Sizzleen!'.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink a fifth of jack and scream out
'She's a man!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink a little shot of Dubonnet.
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lot of sounds that I really like
Like the sound of Suzie on a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than electioning.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in.
"Saturday Night's Alright For FIghting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donna set the stanzas light.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For FIghting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister lives in Kew in her braids and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks real cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Jews are my product of the working class.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a juvenile product of the working class.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me all of that aggravation
The word is that he just don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
This was heard during 'Dancing With The Stars' when their singers were singing it.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you agriculture,
We had it with your death star plans
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a lid of action in
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We have to wipe your desktop clean
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make it just so clear.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
I hate it when you disappear.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your dental plan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We're hiding out the Death Star plans.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your Death Star plans.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your guitar playin'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
You aggravate the p***-off clan.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of you aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your apple vision.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up in the morning and the kids won't play
Mama says we'll dance all night.
Original Lyrics:
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can shoot a little drink and shout out,
Symphony!
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out,
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Chivalry!'
Original Lyrics:
I can sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Shake a leg!'
Original Lyrics:
I can take a little drink and shout out 'She's with me.'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may drink a little drink and shout out, 'Sizzlean!'.
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'Cippone!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Cheese and eggs'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out,
Lemonade!
or
I may sink a little drink and shout out, Chevrolet!
or
I may sink a little drink and shout out, Chevrolet!
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out,
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's a man!
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may take a little drink and shout out 'Chickadee!'
Original Lyrics:
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting late, have you seen my legs?
Original Lyrics:
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute and I'll raise you some boots A handful of grease and a hare
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
With a nest full of bees in her hair
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
The hamburger grease in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her britches and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her britches and boots.
Original Lyrics:
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity
Sanity night's alright.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night's alright.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Even in an election year
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've a wombat and I womp it
Original Lyrics:
And I won't break and I won't bend
"Social Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get bummed for breakfast in the morning
I get bummed for dinner time and tea.
Original Lyrics:
And I get bombed for breakfast in the morning
I get bombed for dinner time and tea.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterflies a breed of fly
Original Lyrics:
and butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
A butterfly's a freedom fly.
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All about hypnotized sweet freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Altar-bound, hyptonitzed sweet freedom.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost had your looks and Steve, Denture Dear
Original Lyrics:
Almost had you hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you?
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
you almost had your hooks in me didn't you?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And someone shave my wife tonight, Sugar Bear.
Original Lyrics:
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies are Frida Fly.
Original Lyrics:
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. dumbass forever.
Original Lyrics:
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ditch a deer.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ginger beer
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotized with freedom
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized sweet freedom
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see clues hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm summoned by a haunted frozen scene
Original Lyrics:
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your h-p emanced forever.
Original Lyrics:
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick and tired, thank God my music's still alive
Original Lyrics:
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone save my liver tonight, with tuna.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight, tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my lice tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife last night.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight, Sugar bear
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight..
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone shaved my wife tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone spayed my wife tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar Bay
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugarbear?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer saved
Summer saved
Summer saved my life tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkerbell
Original Lyrics:
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those Easter nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those distant nights
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those eastern lights.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those east end nights.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of those eastern mice
Moggy Knights cut and dried
In the livingroom downstairs
Original Lyrics:
When I think of those east end nights
Muggy nights, Curtains drawn
in the little room downstairs
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost had a hoot in me, Sugar Bear.
Original Lyrics:
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost had your hooves in me, Dingy Deer
Original Lyrics:
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I'm a stee
I'm speechless and I don't know where's the tart.
Original Lyrics:
In all honesty
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't eggs-play.
Original Lyrics:
And I can't explain.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the moon night
You just smell like a bacon on the plate
Original Lyrics:
That in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shine just like a beatin' on the bay.
Original Lyrics:
You shine just like a beacon on the bay.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zimbabwe, you look tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's something about the way, you look tonight
"Something About The Way You Look Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cloud of crusty sun
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
Original Lyrics:
Like a cloud across the sun
"Son of Your Father" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his thong and wished him well.
Original Lyrics:
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his arm and wished him well.
"Song For Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life, is a devil in zee.
Original Lyrics:
Life, isn't death everything?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suicide, suicide
Why can't we talk it over?
Original Lyrics:
Its sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be her?
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be heard?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be her
Original Lyrics:
What have I got to do to be heard
"Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric nudes, no time to snooze.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each inner feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy to be with
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat cake and pee in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt will feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egypt'll fill it.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your idle mind can see
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turkey boat.
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard the turntable.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
Original Lyrics:
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Original Lyrics:
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Street Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust another streakin'
Naked news, just been around.
Original Lyrics:
Just another street kid
Making news, just been around.
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot
Lead me to the train.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot
Lead me through the chamber.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Caine would spit in your eye
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' cane, I spit in your eye
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil slapstick on a Sat'day night
Original Lyrics:
I even like steak on a Sat'day night
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish I'm a fish on a fishing rod
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back.
AND..... The DJ never would say the exact title of the song due to ongoing censorship. I only knew it was by Elton John. I fished a lot when this song came out too, I was just a preteen.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, I'm a fish
Oh, the fish is back.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the breach, I'm the beach
All the bitches back
Snow cone sober as a matter a fact
I can preach, I can preach
'Cause I'm betterin' you
It's the way that I groove
The things that do. Whoa-a-a.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do. Whoa-a-a.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a fad when I was five
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me on a Friday that's alright
I eat elastic on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Eat meat on a Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The b**ch is black.
Original Lyrics:
The b**ch is back.
"The Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path of whining
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"The Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, Brumby too.
At the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club at the end of the street.
"The Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sits still
In the club at Vienna Street.
Original Lyrics:
You can't stand still
In the club at the end of the street.
"The Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club at Vienna Street
Original Lyrics:
The club at the end of the street
"The Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the feeling of Hanes
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The Healing of Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing again
Original Lyrics:
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The King Must Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus had the trouble, we just had to cry
Original Lyrics:
Caesar's had your troubles; widows had to cry
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help me if you can't shake this ankle?
I need your general ads to keep me calling.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help me if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands to keep me calm.
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle
I need your general ads
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger
I need your gentle hands
"The Last Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle?
I need your general ads.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is fin'ly (finally) fed.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the beast is finally dead.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with me'
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bee says, 'Fine with them'.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fell.
Original Lyrics:
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go share your lifeguard's son
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the pieces finally fit.
This song is from the 90s not the 80s
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels, without hose that run.
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
"The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beast is finally fed.
Original Lyrics:
The pieces finally fit.
"This Train Don't Stop Here Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ernest Borgnine
Original Lyrics:
Furnace burning overtime
"This Train Don't Stop Here Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be the Med Express.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be the main express.
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
This train don't stop in the morgue.
Original Lyrics:
This train don't stop anymore.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clothes off, tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tiny dancers.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds are tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin she's so blendin'
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Darlin', she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin' she's so bland-a
You had to feel the day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she loves Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darlin', she's still plannin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling she's so blandy.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby darling, she's a madman.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, darlin', she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Jean Baby, LA Lady
Sings just for the band
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baben, L.A. Laden
He seems to sort a bangin'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for 'the man'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, air laid lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyes, pirate's mine
You merry music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' in the sand.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But how d'you teach a dancer dance?
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb on my hand, he makes her stand
In the auditorium.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
In the Auditorium.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count on my hand, you make a stand
Original Lyrics:
Piano man he makes his stand
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the dead guys on the bi-plane
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the heinie.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down and she's so planted
U-Hauls are from day to day.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on the highway
Original Lyrics:
Count the head lights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the head lice on-a Howie
or
Count the head lice on the highway
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway
It's all in Elton's accent and the way he pronouces "Highway".
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count the headlines on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elegant lady
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foldin' clothes with Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for gone.
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for gold
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Head and chickens, I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Handing tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold Me Closer, retired dancer
Count the headlights on the high wake.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tiny dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir
or
Hold me close oh Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
or
Hold me close I'm tired 'a dancin
or
Hold me close I'm tired 'a dancin
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me Closer Tony Danza was also misheard on "Friends" by Phoebe
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Ted Danson.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close like Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tiny Cancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danser.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Countin' head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: For the last time, Tony Danza wasn't even a blip on the radar when Elton and Bernie Taupin wrote this song. Sorry for ruining your fantasies.]
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tonya Dacer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, tie me dancer
Count the head life on the highway
Lay me down in sheets surrender
You had a business day today
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close oh tony danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm a tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired 'a dancin'
or
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
or
Hold me close, oh Tony Danza
or
Hold my clothes and tie me down, Sir.
Hold me close and tie me down, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close oh tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance, Son.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Editor's note: "Hold me closer" is NOT part of the title.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, atomic dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, climbing lancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, it's time to dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danzaaaa.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, trying to dance, Sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, untidy dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny Dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer George Costanza
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my heiny.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the head lights on highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my hiney.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, China dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Chinese panda.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count her head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down in sheets with Lenin
She had a president today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on my hiney
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
I had a bath today, today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down on sheets of linen
I had a better day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me, darlin', she's so pretty
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
I submitted my version to Elton to sing at one of his concerts (free of charge). Has anyone yet heard them?
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Baby darlin', you're so fancy
You had a vista dash a day.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
Ya had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Ya had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danzer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tie me down
Count the headlice on the highway
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time for dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, time to dance-ah
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, times a-dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlamps on the highway
Lay me down in seats of lanterns
You had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Gown the headlights on the highway
Blame me darlin', she's so blinnin'
You had a biz-a-day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer; it's time to dance, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me down there, tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my clothes now, Tony Danza.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy closes tidy senses
Cant the headless sons of my way
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your p**** on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Count the headlights on the highway.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be close some time to dance
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a close-up kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Janet Reno, you must have seen her.
Original Lyrics:
Ballerina, you must have seen her.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handling tickets I forgot.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus frees out in the street
Handing tickets out for gold.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus reeks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for gum.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. laden
Original Lyrics:
L.A. lady
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. lady, blue jean lady
sings just for the band.
I'm a close-up kinda dancer
Original Lyrics:
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
seamstress for the band.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Diamond, she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so bendin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so plannin'
And how to feels from day to day
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darlin', streets of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling sleeps in linen
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady darling, she's so pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady down and she's sublimmin'
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Landing tickets I forgot
Original Lyrics:
Handin' tickets out for God
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately darlin' she's a vision
You had to feel today today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately, darlin', she's so plenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me Darlin' she's so flamin',
You had a busy day today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linnen.
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me darlin', she's supplanted.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's of Finland.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blend-ned.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blennen.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so blinnin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so laden
You had a Bistro day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so pretty
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and she's so splendid
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lennin
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese of Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in cheese soufflé
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in she's so bland
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheeps of linen
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets aplenty.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
You had a visitor today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of Lennon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of gladness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down on sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of landing
Ya had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of lead.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of leather
You had a b****y day today.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of madness.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets so splendid
You had a busy day all day.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in ships a landin'.
or
Lay me down in sheets a landin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sweet surrender.
or
Lay me down in sheets of splendor.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down now, she so spent it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, and she's so branded,
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down, oh she's so splendid.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
May be dumb and she's so Lenin.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, darlin', she so planned it.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On The Closeup, Tony Danza...
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the crouside
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seamstress for the banging
Original Lyrics:
Seamstress for the band
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
She had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so fine and she's so blended.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bowl of lard is not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my head
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Tiny Dancer in my hand
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza is my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vol-au-vents are not that bad.
Original Lyrics:
The boulevard is not that bad.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say sorry, slowly
Original Lyrics:
When I say softly, slowly
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the boss now, Tony Danza?
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking back, she seeks his stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a feeling the day was today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a visitor today
Original Lyrics:
You had a busy day today
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll marry amusing men
Original Lyrics:
You'll marry a music man
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
you had the fixodent today
Original Lyrics:
you had a busy day today
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cotton sheet.
Original Lyrics:
I wind up counting sheep.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discreet to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all discrete to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too long for Vera
Original Lyrics:
Too low for zero
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
where Allah wears his gun
Original Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road And rawly was his gun
Original Lyrics:
I understand I'm on the road Where all that was is gone
"Wrap Her Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance

Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu
It's faling near, Abu
or
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance

Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, It's calling near
Abu
Original Lyrics:
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance

Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up
Give her to me, wrap her up.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hockey doughnut
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your thong
It may be quite simple but
It turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoop you don't mind
Hoop you don't mind
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful I fizz
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in the words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put them in words.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
How I put down in words.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you'll do mine I hope you'll do mine
or
I'll Hold your dupa I'll Hold your dupa
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I licked of the moss.
Well if you are diversive, well they don't need Mike Ross.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life is
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder for life's sake why you're in the world
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder politely
Why you're in this world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what I face
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
While you're in the world.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder what life is
While you're in the world.
or
I wonder what life is
When you're high on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder, could I piss, while you're in the world?
Original Lyrics:
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was Red Skelton
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, Gnome.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but them again no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was a skeleton
But then again, no.
Original Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep me strong.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the people like you that get me turned on.
Original Lyrics:
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I got p***ed off.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I ticked off the moss.
Original Lyrics:
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a real hairy body
And this is your stuff (?)
You may have a wide pimpled butt
But it turns me on.
Original Lyrics:
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's gone.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest Giles I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Your's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest thighs I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

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