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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Elton John

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elton John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 2383 misheard song lyrics for Elton John on amIright currently.

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"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I heard it and I don't want time.
Original Lyrics:
But I heard it in a film one time.
"A Word In Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a road atlas for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I got a romance we could christen.
"A Word in Spanish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a road that leads to prison
Original Lyrics:
I got a romance we could christen.
"All That I'm Allowed (I'm Thankful)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then there are the yucky ones
Original Lyrics:
Then there are the lucky ones
"All The Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting that b*tch in another girl's bed.
Original Lyrics:
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed.
"All The Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem.
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say.
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls were valets
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
"Amazes Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
or
I'm drifting in your voodoo
And it amazes me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"Amazes Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dripping in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"American Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere that road f**ks up ahead
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that road forks up ahead
"Answer in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
An answer in disguise
Original Lyrics:
An answer in the sky
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready, bum love?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready
Are you ready for love?
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be the waffle meat
or
You'll always be the wrongful meat.
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be the one for me.
"Are You Ready for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll write a sympathy just for you and me
Original Lyrics:
I'll write a symphony just for you and me
"Ballad of a Well Known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
Original Lyrics:
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
My mind boggled as to why the whorehouse would want his kin and his common walls, but I like my 'lyrics' better!
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fold out 'The Stagecoach' toms*
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I'm sore - ain't new
The debutantes call out my bags
And ask me for my name
I stutter my answer
And hang my head in shame
Original Lyrics:
I pulled out my stagecoach times
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I saw they knew
The Pinkertons pulled out my bags
And asked me for my name
I stuttered out my answer
And hung my head in shame
Ah, AM radio - where muffled lyrics mean you need to use your imagination. *tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang - 'Sir Thomas More' = whore
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I've seen it's a chain gang
Lord, I say, let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Or burning brown back East
Original Lyrics:
Now I've seen this chain gang
Lord, I say let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Old burning brown backed beast
I don't understand Bernie's lyric either, lol.
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
Original Lyrics:
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
MUCH prefer the imagery of my misheard lyric - the original lyric is rather bland and unexciting.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Apple love
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancer sleeves,
curled up in my father
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps,
curled up in my father
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat's asleep
Curled up on my father.
Original Lyrics:
Cancer sleeps
Curled up in my father.
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Luvs
It's all we got
Original Lyrics:
I believe in love
It's all we got
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a cliffhanger
Original Lyrics:
I have no anger
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and no boundaries
No porn on the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Love has no boundaries
No borders to cross
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has no bounty
Original Lyrics:
Love has no boundaries
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without lunch
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without one
Original Lyrics:
Without love
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A camel farted and coughed on my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B and his guests
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Baby it's a gas
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bangin' midgets
She's got electric boobs, and mole hair too!
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boobs, I'll mow her soon.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got the sh*ts.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's into jazz.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennies pants are wet.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-baby I'm a chess.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-betty in the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I am chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Please.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, baby
Original Lyrics:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie and the Czechs
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes a menace.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Hill is dead
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and his pets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bettie and the debt
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betting on the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
or
Fanny and the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the shits
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Bennie makes a million
Original Lyrics:
But Bennie makes them ageless
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canon around, have you seen them yet? Off in the soda face down
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fannie bit the vet.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Original Lyrics:
Benny Benny Benny
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, chase the news together
The fallout isn't something
That we know will change the weather
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, listen to the latest sound
I didn't come here just to contemplate the weather
Everybody's talkin' now,
So stick around
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, pluggin' to the baby's name, everybody,
'Cause Bennie makes 'em, easy.
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
And we'll find our parents out in the streets to find who's right and who's wrong
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless; maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous name
You're gonna like it
But Bennie makes a million
Wish I'd survive, I'll just take myself along
Where we fight up their own side of the street
To find who's got who wrong
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like an African hyena.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jennie is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet,
I hope the sub stays down
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but they're so spaced out.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mannie, she's a randy cane
She's got electric boobs, and no hair soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, she's already came.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the soul stays down
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie she’s a record queen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out there innnnn the wonderful
Oh baby, she's a renegade
She's got electric boots, I know how to
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pennies having sex
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-penny on the tracks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennies on the desk
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny and the chest
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the grass
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a penny in the jug
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put- put a penny in the chest
Original Lyrics:
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs
And her mom has too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has electric boobs, her mom does too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eclectic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair Zeus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a Mohawk too
You know, I heard it from a Pakistani
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know, I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a moe ha-zoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a moldy fruit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and a mohair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mole hairs move.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has to.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. I don't assume.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. I'll mow her soon.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom's got two
Y'know, Reddit ain't a magazine, oh
P-p-p Penny and Jed
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
B-b-b Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
A mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mo ha-zoose.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mole named "Sue".
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. I know it's true.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots. A mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze,
A mohair, Sue
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots,
A mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, I knew that too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric nudes, no time to snooze.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric spoons
I gotta have toons
Oh ah she's ready with spaghetti ah ah!
Bennie and the Jets!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eleven boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got moon boots and a mole hair suit
And a big red pack of fajitas
Bennie and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know it's true
I read it in a magazine!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got Betty on the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kick the fatted raft tonight
Original Lyrics:
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the cabreras out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who put confetti in the jam?
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read about a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine...oh
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the little faggot ain't a whore
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie makes 'em easy
Original Lyrics:
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake your boobs to get her
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the weather
Dude gone into the lighting
That's gonna change the weather
And everybody's a gong tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear a little music
Soulless walls of sound
Say, Kenny and Ronnie, have you seen that yet
Uh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're water and wanna full
Oh Bennie she's already came.
She's got electric boobs a mohair suits
You know I read it in a magazine, y'all
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound
Say Candy and Ronnie have you seen them yet?
Woo
But they're so spaced out
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really clean
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, no oh
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie she's a renegade
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it and I'm back I'm saying no
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh canning around have you seen them yet?
Off in the soda face down
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say Candyorama, hear the seamen yeah
Ooh, but they're so based-out,
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so spaced out
B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, come around and see the seamen, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Much prefer my lyric - dovetails with 'Sweet Painted Lady'
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs
And no hair soon
Original Lyrics:
She got electric boots
A mouhair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an electric fool
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a luxury cruise
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got election blues
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and a mohawk too
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, with motors too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs. Oh lord Jesus!
And now I'm ratting out a Pakistani whore.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
A mole has two
You know a read it then
Macca seen old whore
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh oh,
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her ma has two
You know I read it in a magazine
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and a mo-hawk too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I'd rather have a bag of sardines
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric dudes who love pea soup
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric moons
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric shoes, a poor man's suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got some apple juice
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric blue all over her suit
Original Lyrics:
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke your weed Mr. Wonderful
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Terrified of parking lots so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We peed on that dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear me, I'm a dress!
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets.
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a luxury cruise
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric fools
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think your star from the sky
Will be laid from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky,
Pull your leg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your leg from my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pluck a star from the sky
Pull ya egg from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the Blue's Clues that I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Or the bluest that I've ever seen
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull a leaf from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull an egg from my hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your name from my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then pull it from a hat.
Original Lyrics:
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dressed
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be dressed
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, me babe
Original Lyrics:
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
All the blue is that I ever sang, anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes might be green
Or the bluest that I've ever seen anyway.
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby's got blue thighs
Original Lyrics:
Baby's got blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little eyes
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw eyes
Baby's got screw eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes.
"Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Washing over me
Original Lyrics:
Watching over me
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's my brother, let us...let us live in heat.
Original Lyrics:
He's my brother, let us...let us live in peace.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen Phil Spector
He has been here, too.
Original Lyrics:
I have seen the spectre
He has been here, too.
"Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they went and changed erection.
Original Lyrics:
Now the wind has changed direction.
"Burn Down The Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stalker hides.
Original Lyrics:
Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide.
"Burning Buildings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such growths befall your kids.
Original Lyrics:
Such cruel sport for your kicks.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Appease the evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feed the lungs t'nite?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel alarmed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear the laughter now?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the cross-eyed wanderer.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wide band underwear.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for the wild-eyes wonderer...
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed Wonderbra
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra that we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer that we got this far.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough of this one I've wondered of.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough of this wild-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king feel bag-of-bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kinds and vagabonds leave the fairy paths.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and Cameron Diaz the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and a bag of bonds
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and babylons
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs leave the therapist
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag of bombs.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones believe the fairy-tale.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones lead the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and begger's bond.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and megaphones
Believe the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond leave the prairie lands.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds feed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave their feathered beds.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave there very pissed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings enviable
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings with megaphones
Be the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enought to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Loses all its turns
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Mooses are in turn
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a solemn turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a sudden turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves in solid turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night-time searchies
Original Lyrics:
The night-time uncertainties
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The peacely evening breeze
Original Lyrics:
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Russian kaleidescope
Moves are all in turn.
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush-up doors
When the heart of a rolling weird
Can't you tell me where?
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
To the rush of days
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cop surrender
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rhyming reason through the wild-eyed door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a time for everything to the wild eyed doe.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wild man reason to the wide outdoors.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heart of the Star Trek Voyager
Original Lyrics:
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling stone
Can be turned away
Original Lyrics:
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can you feel the Lion King tonight?
Original Lyrics:
And can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can you make kings and bag o' bones believe they're there, yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love denied?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love of life?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the warm July?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you grill the love tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel alarmed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just laid two eggs
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was laid to bed
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was made to retch
Original Lyrics:
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this one-eyed bag o' bones
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bones
Bleeding very bad.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make Philips Magnavox
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make a king-sized bag of bombs
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make cheese and crackers on
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make king's and Megatron
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs
Leave the therapist
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones
Believe all they're there, yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag of bones.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Believe the fairy-tale.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Lead the very best
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and mega bombs.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond
Leave the prairie lands.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Bleed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the fairy paths.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Feed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the prairie's nest.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabongs bleed the very best.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and veggie buns
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings play racquetball
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings
And Cameron Diaz the very bed.
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings
And vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make kinks' and faggots' bonds
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make thieves and metaphors
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make wide eyed underwear
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make wide eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make
Kings and mega buns,
Believe in fairies breasts
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make
Kings and vagabonds,
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves the sullen herd
Original Lyrics:
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will come September
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm Sorrento
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a calm sierra
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cold sierra
Original Lyrics:
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the wild eyed doe
Original Lyrics:
To the wild outdoors
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat of the rolling wind can return the rain
Original Lyrics:
When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your footsteps will always forget
Long England's greenest hills
Original Lyrics:
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Eagle's roast
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Melba Toast
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye in Montrose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
Montrose a town on Scotland's East Coast.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a kid
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A voodoo liked to know you
But I was just a king.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a queer.
Original Lyrics:
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like an elf in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the roof fell in
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they whispered until you reigned.
Original Lyrics:
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Enormos Jeans
Wish I never knew you at all
But I guess it was enevetable.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Normandy
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye normalcy
or
Goodbye technology
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye now my jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Aubergine!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Saw you one night in the 22nd row.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, enormous jeans
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal genes.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, normal jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood being a superstar
And they made you change your pain.
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood created a superstar
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a camel with the wind
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a sandwich in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the loo.
Original Lyrics:
Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to gnaw on you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My poodle liked to own you.
Original Lyrics:
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knowin' who to claim to
When the rain set in
Original Lyrics:
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was the battlefield's in you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you one night in the 22nd row
Well she was something more than sexual.
Original Lyrics:
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before.
The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you want the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill, and they made you change your name
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill, and they made you change your name
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a treadmill.
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on a pedestal
Original Lyrics:
They set you on a treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They set you on the president
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a geek.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a key.
Original Lyrics:
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a sandal in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
You lived your life, like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long ago,
Your legend never did
Original Lyrics:
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legendary dream.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a deer.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Axl Rose
May you ever throw up in our hearts
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
Axl Rose is the lead singer of Guns n' Roses.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ingrid Bergman
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye angel's rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye eagle's nose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye eagle's nose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you bring us to tears
Original Lyrics:
The truth brings us to tears
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Mama Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jeane.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Ovaltine
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norm & Jean
From the hangman in the 22nd row.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said you were a trembler
And a Major changed your name
Original Lyrics:
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Lorraine sits in
Original Lyrics:
When the rain set in
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Original Lyrics:
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Chloe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing through all my lullabies
Original Lyrics:
See through all my alibis
"Chloe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing through all my lullabies
Original Lyrics:
See through all my alibis
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Lincoln stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it mooned us all
Original Lyrics:
And it moves us all
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As monkeys, we stepped into the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And blinking, step into the sun.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all are agreed as the joinless stampede.
Original Lyrics:
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But all are agreed in a giant stampede
or
But all are agreed in a joyless stampede
Original Lyrics:
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe what I'm saying?
Original Lyrics:
It's the leap of faith.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's abandoned hope.
Original Lyrics:
It's the band of hope.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path of whining
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path, we water.
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir Summer Flaaaaaah
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the eden.
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the heathens.
Original Lyrics:
Some say 'eat or be eaten'.
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of flies
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of slice
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tina circled, she circled her life
Original Lyrics:
In the circle, the circle of life
"Circle Of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zuurkool en vla, it's the wheel of something.
Original Lyrics:
Circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune.
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some of us sail through our truffles and some have to live with the stars
Original Lyrics:
And some of us sail through our troubles and some have to live with the scars
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day we're alive on the planet
Original Lyrics:
From the day we arrive on the planet
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the search engine
Original Lyrics:
In the circle
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the path of rhyming
Original Lyrics:
On the path unwinding
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say Eve of the Eden
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say we are the evil
Original Lyrics:
Some say eat or be eaten
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Circus of Stars
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle of lights
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circle reply
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of Life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circuit of lights
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The circus of lights
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The suction of what
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The surface of life
Original Lyrics:
the circle of life
"Circle of Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The surgeon of rights
Original Lyrics:
The Circle of Life
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is a bang.
Original Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, Brumby too.
At the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
At the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
With a clone at the end of a string.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you, rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
One day soon
At the club at the end of the street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
Just to clown Indiana's streets.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at Vienna Street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street
Song was from 90, not 70.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Wrong day (ooh)
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
Original Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sets tail
Original Lyrics:
You can't sit still
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sits still
In the club at Vienna Street.
Original Lyrics:
You can't stand still
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
The club at Vienna Street
Original Lyrics:
The club at the end of the street
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even you fun bear
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the alleyway, where the cat walks endless sway.
Original Lyrics:
From the alleyways where the catwalks gently sway
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the light of the moon is a band
Original Lyrics:
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sheets are brought
Original Lyrics:
When the shades are drawn
"Cold as Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I cannot finalize
Original Lyrics:
And I cannot find the lines
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A custering nightjar
Sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
While a cluster of night jars
Sang some songs out of tune.
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Custer and night
Jaws sang some songs out of tune.
Original Lyrics:
A cluster of night
Jars sang some songs out of tune.
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's good old country comfort in my balls
Original Lyrics:
And it's good old country comfort in my bones
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Country comforts and a truck is going back home
Down at the mill they've got a new machine
Original Lyrics:
Country comfort is in a truck that's going home
Down at the well they've got a new machine
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deacon Leek prepares a sermon for next week
Original Lyrics:
Deacon Lee prepares his sermon for next week
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the stakes
The hedgehog's daubed in clay between the breaks
And the rocking chairs a-creakin on the porch
Original Lyrics:
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the sticks
The hedgehog's done in clay between the bricks
And the rocking chair's creakin' on the porch
"Country Comfort" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah but that ain't natural - well so Clay would say
He sees a horse-drawn man until his dying day
Original Lyrics:
Yeah but that ain't natural well so old Clay would say
You see he's a horse-drawn man until his dying day
"Crazy Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bitch
Original Lyrics:
On a bench
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"Cry rocket!" the song would shout
And then your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I wore my Mombas most Friday nights, and Susie wore her dresses tight.
The "Cry Rocket" was ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight!
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Dile rocking, you're stomping, shouting,
And your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And 'dial rocking was at our house, outside.
Original Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie-woman dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was an hour and a half on the side.
Original Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
Original Lyrics:
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dead that night.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest gig I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest kid I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest kink I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest pig I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crap rocket
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cri'le rocking, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Rollin' Mama, The Smiling Ace, & Suzie Woman
They're just fading
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
Cr'ile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin' is somethin', shout!
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crow rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a Valentine
And I guess I never will
Lord Bomber, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore our Jessie's tights
And crow rocking was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cryin' rocket, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Ow, Rollin' Mama and Smilin' Ace and Suzie Woman
Guess it's fading
Cry and rock us out of Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old routines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my chubby in my old blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going fast as the wigwam cats
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an old grown Chevy and a pint of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guy locked it!
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket!
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a no-go Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Gerry and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Shammy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
even knowing the real words, it STILL sounds like he's talking about his uncle. :)
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oboe, cello and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an okra sheddy and a placed for my comb
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old-growth Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an ugh-ugh Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had on old grown Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew Mia Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when I was young
Me and Susan had so much fun
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when Rod was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when my brother was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when rock goes on
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when the night was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the biggest dick I ever got
Original Lyrics:
It was the biggest kick I ever got
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning fast as the whizz bang past
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Auntie Jean
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie dogs on my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
Never knew me a better time
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sock it to me Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sock it to me mama, those Friday nights
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie left me for some foreign guide
Original Lyrics:
Susie left me for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie was black as night
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Original Lyrics:
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her fishnet tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some boring guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Original Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was doing a thing called the crocodile walk
Original Lyrics:
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie drove her motorbike
Original Lyrics:
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her distant hyena
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress just right.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress last night
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
Original Lyrics:
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Susie woman dressed in white and
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight and
Thanks for correct lyrics to sheet music websites
"Crocodile Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a no-go Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the long one, she's the one who must decide
Original Lyrics:
In the long run she's the one who must decide
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's a jeweller, my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be a little girl
Original Lyrics:
But he's a jewel and my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be his little girl
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The nuts of friendship seem to be untied.
Original Lyrics:
The knots of friendship seem to be untied.
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Original Lyrics:
Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fightin's for no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than a star
Original Lyrics:
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fight would fall to no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than us all
"Curtains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cast alone between the borough
Of a feeling no longer sung by anyone
Original Lyrics:
Cast alone between the furrows
Of a field no longer sown by anyone
"Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan Dare does a lawyer
He does a lawyer
He does a lawyer,
But he loves the Mekong.
Original Lyrics:
Dan Dare doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
But I liked the Mekon
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you seem old, and I
Original Lyrics:
But you see more than I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, you're a star
In the faithful old sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn yourselves, it’s the best place I’ve ever seen
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says it’s the best place he’s ever seen
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you my brother You are awful and mean
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, you're my brother.
or
Dan yo, my brotha'.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is driving tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is dwelling tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is riding tonight on a plane.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel's travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a flame.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a train
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are origami
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
you are older than me
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are more than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are other than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, all bones and meat
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are, older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, my lover
You are older than me.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a faithful disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In a paper moon sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of disguise
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
Yeah, that fell from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the purple blue sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the fatal disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daniel, you're my star
You bedazzle the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle Brisebois
You are above the knees.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel my brother
You are older than me.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle says, "It's the best places out of a limousine"
Original Lyrics:
Daniel says, "It's the best places I've ever seen"
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, you're a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Devon, you're a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar symphony?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar's memory?
You rise at night
You see more than I.
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died
But you see more than I.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the stars fell on me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heel?
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the cows in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the stars in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Headed for spay, know why?
Original Lyrics:
Headed for Spain, oh and I
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rectal lights heading for pain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red daylight
Heaven is spangly heat.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red lights ready to strangle me.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail-lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see reptile eyes and the spaning breeze.
or
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spanky Inn
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for spades
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading this way
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading to Spain
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights of Daniel's new Limousine
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I swear the word Limousine is in the song and I'm astonished that is is nowhere to be found!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
At its back end.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading back East.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaglee.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking...
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain...
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking.
or
I can see the rat tail lights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading this way again.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I had to wonder why the airplane was going backwards!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaggedy Ann.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spangly-dee
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red tealights.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the red-tailed eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tailights.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Headin' for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile eyes
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lights
Heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the rear tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the reptile lines heading for Spain.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the rest of you guys getting a spanking.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your red tail, like
Actin' so spanky
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
Elton John has the worst enunciation of any major recording artist, bar none.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the red lights after the spanking
Original Lyrics:
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fat of the sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the feth-a-tha sky
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the fez in disguise
Original Lyrics:
In the face of the sky
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is his face pretty?
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't his face pretty?
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the clouds in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Must be the clouds in my eyes
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister is pretty
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this man is pretty, but I'm just a man.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spaniel is travellin' tonight on the plains.
Original Lyrics:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you’re a star
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you’re a star
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The S train is pretty...no hablo at all
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
Well..he IS going to Spain...and apparently can't speak the language!!!
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sistine's pretty though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea spray is pretty, of memories.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Daniel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
Original Lyrics:
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
"Dark Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a dollar a diamond
Original Lyrics:
You get a Dark Diamond
Elton John is the best Musician, Singer, Song Writer of all time and has the most gifted Lyricist Bernie Taupin. The Elton John Band is the Greatest of all time. People only listen to Elton John's Radio "Hits" If they would listen to all of his other songs they would realize how amazing he really is.
"Dirty Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put pork chops in your pants
If you step into my yard.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna put buckshot in your pants
If you step into my yard.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like your son going down on me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause losin' everything is like the sun going down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these coats I have they need lungs to help them breathe.
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me blind and paralyzed.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me by.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and let me fly, my, my
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
This song is riddled with poorly enunciated lyrics. It's like I've learned a new song (that I don't like as well).
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blind, about to die.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I need you, hon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm in your arm.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me, just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fart on me.
or
Don't disgaurd me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't discard me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let Elton go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sun fall down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let this Sunday drown on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you Ms. Red
Original Lyrics:
But you misread
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't analyze no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Augie Doggy was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight,
oh but I know that you lied
Original Lyrics:
I can't find,
oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight
The rock romantic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
The right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find all the rights of my decline.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right robotic line
Original Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find on the rock Gilbalter time
Original Lyrics:
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find the rock-roll-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the rock o' mighty blind
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the Rock the Almighty climbed.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right chromatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock o'mighty climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the rock-o-matic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the rock on my climb.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find
Oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more Auggie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more under darkness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie no more obi darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie...no more Augie Dogness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't line no more Auggie Doggies.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't rely on no more of your dark nights.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just allowed the f** men in your life, Tawanda Free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it when I met you.
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you into life.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed you where you lie.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind.
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life, doojuan dufree.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just be the frogman of your life
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just endow a fraction of your life, Tawanda Frey.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing tired and Constance still before me
Original Lyrics:
I'm growing tired and time stands still before me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justa now a fragment of your life, to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more Auggie Doggie.
Original Lyrics:
No more of your darkness.
Auggie Doggie is an old cartoon just like Looney Toons.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my took a chance
Seem to fade to black and white.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures
Seem to fade to black and white.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my, took a chance.
Original Lyrics:
All my pictures...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, or draw a dramatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a pregnant of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these cuts I have, oh Bennie loved to have them here.
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have, oh they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door and left me blind, idle eye
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, otherwise dramatic line.
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie in no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Took me 40 years to read the actual lyrics. This changes the entire meaning of the song (along with all the other lyrics I had misheard).
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
I still chuckle when I hear the song on my local "Oldie Farties" station!
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just assume a pregnant of your life to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don’t Ya Wanna Play This Game No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abdomen
Original Lyrics:
Adamant
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's boss is Jewish
Original Lyrics:
Immaturish
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at Leon
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at Leon
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the piano
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Elderberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having tea in the sauna
Original Lyrics:
Round a tree in the summer
"Elderberry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fry in the window
Original Lyrics:
There's a fly in the window
"Electricity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm whispering
Original Lyrics:
And I'm listening
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been knocking most solidly
Original Lyrics:
And I've been knocking most of the day
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe in
Original Lyrics:
Who lived here
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener of Camelot
Original Lyrics:
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you’re Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
In your empty garden
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's ready for rain
And with every crop that grows
We hear your name
Original Lyrics:
Now we pray for rain
And with every drop that falls
We hear your name
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say he found his best in younger years
But he'd have said with roots grew stronger
If only he could give
Original Lyrics:
Some say he farmed his best in younger years
But he'd have said that roots grow stronger
If only he could hear
"Empty Garden (Hey, Hey Johnny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dead.
Original Lyrics:
We're crippled and we're dazed.
"Empty Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your red pajamas?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you come out to play
In your empty garden?
"Friends Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
We'll never be as one.
Original Lyrics:
Still we are, have always been
Will ever be as one.
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baking pans for the world to see
Original Lyrics:
Making friends for the world to see
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will stay alive
Original Lyrics:
You will see the light
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello I'm peeing in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hands.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand .
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my head.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love-like feeling in my head
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The roses in the wind are boppin' to the doo-wap sighs
Everything about this hound was bound to groan and die.
Original Lyrics:
The roses in the window box have tilted to one side
Everything about this house was born to grow and die.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost that feeling in my hands
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll in a jumpstart band
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the fans
Lost that feeling in my hand
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello blind feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost peed in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that feeling in my hand
You can tell by the things that I'd do with another man.
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like peeing in my hands
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my feelin' in my hands
Original Lyrics:
Our love lies bleedin' in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it tells me the things I would do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
It was killed by the things that I do with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and then he s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you and I split the band
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell by the things I can do with another man
Original Lyrics:
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that feeling in my hand
Oh, to tell ma the things I could do with another man
Original Lyrics:
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that rhythm in my head
Original Lyrics:
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After the Hollywood, down Inglewood
Huntin' the Holly back tow
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got a penny
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll get a replacement,
A Spaniard like me to be found.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to that heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Alamo lounge
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Halloween town!
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the Howard and Al in the woods
Back to the horny-backed town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the calistone find in the road
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack tower
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of my childhood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honey-back town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the hooligan out in the woods
Huntington Horny backed out.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old goon in the woods
Hunting a woolly-backed Kraut
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howlin' wolf out in the woods.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hanukkah now
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the marmalade out in the woods
Back to the marmalade town.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the town called Allenwood
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me an ambulance down in the woods
Having a heart attack now.
Original Lyrics:
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The cat flap, he ain't my pen-pal
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dachshund society cow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the donkeys finally howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road,
With the dog outside of the house.
You can't find me a new pen pal
Going back to the plow
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't put me in your pen house
I'm going back to the plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
We're really the dark clouds society now
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
With the dark side society house
You can’t help meeting your pen pal
I’m going back to my cloud
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dark guys frightened a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doctors silenced my owl
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow-brick road
There's a dark side on the hill
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Holy black toe.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny black toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the Horny Back Toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping the horny black toad.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the honey back trout.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny black toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Original Lyrics:
Huntin' the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the corn in my toe
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart attack toad
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I be finally decided my future lies, beyond the Optic Rod
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't flush you down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help eating your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop being your pen pal
Original Lyrics:
You can't place me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I leftist you down the plain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I practice you down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have listened, my oh my
Original Lyrics:
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I should have stayed on the farm
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll let you shoot down the plane
Original Lyrics:
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going back to my cloud.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your friends to open
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found that this side of my future lies
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Original Lyrics:
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate tablets
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of aspirin tablets
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot urine towels
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vacuuming talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To get you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of wonderful turnips
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's different for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moms' girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for tickets like you on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for d***heads like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
Original Lyrics:
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lethargy's down the drain
Original Lyrics:
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right in the heart of that town
Original Lyrics:
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' for tidbits like you
All around
Original Lyrics:
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tickets like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Tickets as in "meal tickets"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sniffing for tippers like you
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road with the Dockland's society hounds.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road, we're the downtown society house.
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So goodbye elephant roar
Original Lyrics:
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society hound
You can't put me in the playhouse
I'm going back to my town
Original Lyrics:
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuffing for turkeys like you.
Original Lyrics:
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lancashire on the plains
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat just peed in your penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat kept being your penpal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat locked me in the penthouse
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's not being your pen pal.
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be saying
Original Lyrics:
This boy's too young to be singing
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did you think you'd do there?
A seppity down the twain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin'?
A betchery down the plain.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to calm down?
When are you going to learn?
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you going to go down?
Original Lyrics:
When are you going to come down?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to learn?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my oh my
Original Lyrics:
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Original Lyrics:
Where the dogs of society howl