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"A Word In Spanish"
But I heard it and I don't want time.
But I heard it in a film one time.
"A Word In Spanish"
I got a road atlas for Christmas.
I got a romance we could christen.
"A Word in Spanish"
I got a road that leads to prison
I got a romance we could christen.
"All That I'm Allowed (I'm Thankful)"
Then there are the yucky ones
Then there are the lucky ones
"All The Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
Getting that b*tch in another girl's bed.
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed.
"All The Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem.
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say.
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
All the young girls are violets
Tender young violets they seem
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
"All the Young Girls Love Alice" (MP3)
All the young girls were valets
All the young girls love Alice
"Amazes Me"
I'm drifting in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
or
I'm drifting in your voodoo
And it amazes me.
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"Amazes Me"
I'm dripping in your doodoo
And it amazes me.
I'm drifting in your hoodoo
And it amazed me.
"American Triangle"
Somewhere that road f**ks up ahead
Somewhere that road forks up ahead
"Answer in the Sky"
An answer in disguise
An answer in the sky
"Are You Ready For Love?"
Are you ready
Are you ready, bum love?
Are you ready
Are you ready for love?
"Are You Ready For Love?"
You'll always be the waffle meat
or
You'll always be the wrongful meat.
You'll always be the one for me.
"Are You Ready for Love"
I'll write a sympathy just for you and me
I'll write a symphony just for you and me
"Ballad of a Well Known Gun" (MP3)
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
My mind boggled as to why the whorehouse would want his kin and his common walls, but I like my 'lyrics' better!
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
I fold out 'The Stagecoach' toms*
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I'm sore - ain't new
The debutantes call out my bags
And ask me for my name
I stutter my answer
And hang my head in shame
I pulled out my stagecoach times
And I read the latest news
I tapped my feet in dumb surprise
And of course I saw they knew
The Pinkertons pulled out my bags
And asked me for my name
I stuttered out my answer
And hung my head in shame
Ah, AM radio - where muffled lyrics mean you need to use your imagination. *tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang - 'Sir Thomas More' = whore
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
Now I've seen it's a chain gang
Lord, I say, let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Or burning brown back East
Now I've seen this chain gang
Lord, I say let me see my priest
I couldn't have faced your desert sand
Old burning brown backed beast
I don't understand Bernie's lyric either, lol.
"Ballad of a Well-known Gun" (MP3)
The whorehouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my common walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
The poorhouse they hit me for my kin
And claimed my crumbling walls
Now I know how Reno felt
When he ran from the law
MUCH prefer the imagery of my misheard lyric - the original lyric is rather bland and unexciting.
Big Apple love
Without love
Cancer sleeves,
curled up in my father
Cancer sleeps,
curled up in my father
Cat's asleep
Curled up on my father.
Cancer sleeps
Curled up in my father.
Happily in love
I believe in love
I believe in Luvs
It's all we got
I believe in love
It's all we got
I had a cliffhanger
I have no anger
Love and no boundaries
No porn on the crotch
Love has no boundaries
No borders to cross
Love has no bounty
Love has no boundaries
Without lunch
Without love
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
A camel farted and coughed on my tongue.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B and his guests
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Baby it's a gas
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bangin' midgets
She's got electric boobs, and mole hair too!
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boobs, I'll mow her soon.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie's got the sh*ts.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennie's into jazz.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Bennies pants are wet.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-b-b-baby I'm a chess.
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
B-b-b-betty in the bed
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Baby I am chest
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Please.
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Baby, baby, baby
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bending in the gents
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bennie and the Czechs
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bennie makes a menace.
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Benny Hill is dead
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Benny and his pets
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Benny in a dress
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bettie and the debt
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Betting on the Jets
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Betty and the Jets
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Betty and the jets
or
Fanny and the jets
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Betty and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Bringing in the shits
Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
But Bennie makes a million
But Bennie makes them ageless
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Canon around, have you seen them yet? Off in the soda face down
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Daddy in a dress
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Elton is the best.
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Fannie bit the vet.
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Benny Benny Benny
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, chase the news together
The fallout isn't something
That we know will change the weather
Hey, kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, listen to the latest sound
I didn't come here just to contemplate the weather
Everybody's talkin' now,
So stick around
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, pluggin' to the baby's name, everybody,
'Cause Bennie makes 'em, easy.
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along,
And we'll find our parents out in the streets to find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Hey kids, plug into the faithless; maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the famous name
You're gonna like it
But Bennie makes a million
Wish I'd survive, I'll just take myself along
Where we fight up their own side of the street
To find who's got who wrong
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
It's like an African hyena.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Jennie is the best.
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet,
I hope the sub stays down
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but they're so spaced out.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh Mannie, she's a randy cane
She's got electric boobs, and no hair soon.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh baby, she's already came.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh but the soul stays down
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie she’s a record queen
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Out there innnnn the wonderful
Oh baby, she's a renegade
She's got electric boots, I know how to
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
P-p-p-pennies having sex
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
P-p-p-penny on the tracks
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Pennies on the desk
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Penny and the chest
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Penny in the gents
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Penny in the grass
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Put a penny in the jug
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Put- put a penny in the chest
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She got electric boobs
And her mom has too!
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She has electric boobs, her mom does too
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got eclectic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric blues.
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and long hair, too.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair Zeus.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a Mohawk too
You know, I heard it from a Pakistani
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know, I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a moe ha-zoo.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a moldy fruit
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and mohair shoes.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her ma has two.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mole hairs move.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mom has to.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs. I don't assume.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs. I'll mow her soon.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs.
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
Her mom's got two
Y'know, Reddit ain't a magazine, oh
P-p-p Penny and Jed
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
B-b-b Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
A mohair suit
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a mo ha-zoose.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a mole named "Sue".
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots. I know it's true.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots. A mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric booze!
She's got electric boots!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric booze,
A mohair, Sue
She's got electric boots,
A mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric booze, I knew that too
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric nudes, no time to snooze.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric spoons
I gotta have toons
Oh ah she's ready with spaghetti ah ah!
Bennie and the Jets!
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got eleven boobs.
She's got electric boots.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's got moon boots and a mole hair suit
And a big red pack of fajitas
Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's gotta let me booze, I know it's true
I read it in a magazine!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's gotta let me booze
She's got electric boots
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
They've got Betty on the bed
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
We'll kick the fatted raft tonight
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
When we fly the cabreras out in the streets
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
Who put confetti in the jam?
Ba-ba-ba-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I read about a Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
You know I read it in a magazine...oh
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You know the little faggot ain't a whore
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie And The Jets" (MP3)
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Bennie makes 'em easy
Bennie makes them ageless.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, shake your boobs to get her
Hey kids, shake it loose together
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Hey kids, welcome to the weather
Dude gone into the lighting
That's gonna change the weather
And everybody's a gong tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear a little music
Soulless walls of sound
Say, Kenny and Ronnie, have you seen that yet
Uh but they're so spaced out, B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're water and wanna full
Oh Bennie she's already came.
She's got electric boobs a mohair suits
You know I read it in a magazine, y'all
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound
Say Candy and Ronnie have you seen them yet?
Woo
But they're so spaced out
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really clean
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, no oh
Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Jimmy Carter farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
or
Jimmy Kimmel farted and coughed on my tongue
So stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Oh Bennie she's a renegade
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it and I'm back I'm saying no
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Oh canning around have you seen them yet?
Off in the soda face down
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh but they're so spaced out
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Open sh*tty Burger King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Say Candyorama, hear the seamen yeah
Ooh, but they're so based-out,
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Ooh, but they're so spaced out
B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Say, come around and see the seamen, yeah
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Much prefer my lyric - dovetails with 'Sweet Painted Lady'
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She got electric boobs
And no hair soon
She got electric boots
A mouhair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's an electric fool
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got a luxury cruise
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got election blues
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs and a mohawk too
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs, with motors too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs. Oh lord Jesus!
And now I'm ratting out a Pakistani whore.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
A mole has two
You know a read it then
Macca seen old whore
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh oh,
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
Her ma has two
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots and a mo-hawk too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I'd rather have a bag of sardines
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric booze
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric dudes who love pea soup
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric moons
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric shoes, a poor man's suit
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got some apple juice
She's got electric boots
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She’s got electric blue all over her suit
She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
She’s got electric boots, her mom has two (or too?)
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Smoke your weed Mr. Wonderful
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Terrified of parking lots so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
We peed on that dress
Bennie and the jets
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
Wear me, I'm a dress!
Bennie and the Jets.
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
You know I raped you in a limousine
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
You know I read in the back o' Zyeen, yeah
You know I read it in a magazine
"Bennie and the Jets" (MP3)
You know I read in the back o’ zyeen, yeah
You know I read it in a magazine
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
She got a luxury cruise
She's got electric boots
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
She's got electric fools
She's got electric boots
"Benny and the Jets" (MP3)
You know I raped you in a limousine
You know I read it in a magazine
"Blessed"
I think your star from the sky
Will be laid from my hat.
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
I'll pick a star from the sky,
Pull your leg from my hat.
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your leg from my head.
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
I'll pluck a star from the sky
Pull ya egg from a hat.
I'll pick a star from the sky
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Of the Blue's Clues that I've ever seen
Or the bluest that I've ever seen
"Blessed"
Pull a leaf from my hat.
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Pull an egg from my hat.
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
Pull your name from my a**.
Pull your name from my hat.
"Blessed"
Then pull it from a hat.
Pull your name from a hat.
"Blessed"
You'll be dressed
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
You'll be dressed
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
You, me babe
You'll be blessed
"Blessed"
Your eyes might be green
All the blue is that I ever sang, anyway.
Your eyes might be green
Or the bluest that I've ever seen anyway.
"Blue Eyes"
Baby's got blue thighs
Baby's got blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Little eyes
Blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Screw eyes
Baby's got screw eyes.
Blue eyes
Baby's got blue eyes.
"Blue Eyes"
Too wise, my baby's not too wise
Blue eyes, my baby's got blue eyes
"Blue Eyes"
Washing over me
Watching over me
"Border Song"
He's my brother, let us...let us live in heat.
He's my brother, let us...let us live in peace.
"Border Song"
I can't take any more marijuana
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
"Border Song"
I can't take any more marijuana
I can't take any more bad water
"Border Song"
I have seen Phil Spector
He has been here, too.
I have seen the spectre
He has been here, too.
"Border Song"
Now they went and changed erection.
Now the wind has changed direction.
"Burn Down The Mission" (MP3)
Look to the east to see where the fat stalker hides.
Look to the east to see where the fat stock hide.
"Burning Buildings"
Such growths befall your kids.
Such cruel sport for your kicks.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Appease the evening breeze
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feed the lungs t'nite?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feel alarmed tonight?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feel the laughter now?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you hear the laughter now?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for the cross-eyed wanderer.
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for the wide band underwear.
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for the wild-eyes wonderer...
It's enough for this wide eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for this wide-eyed Wonderbra
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra that we've got this far.
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer that we got this far.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough of this one I've wondered of.
It's enough of this wild-eyed wanderer.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make a king feel bag-of-bones
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kinds and vagabonds leave the fairy paths.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and Cameron Diaz the very bed.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and a bag of bonds
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and babylons
Believe the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs leave the therapist
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag of bombs.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones believe the fairy-tale.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones lead the very best
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and begger's bond.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and megaphones
Believe the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond leave the prairie lands.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds feed the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very bed.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave their feathered beds.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave there very pissed.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings enviable
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings with megaphones
Be the very best
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enought to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Loses all its turns
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Mooses are in turn
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a solemn turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves a sudden turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves in solid turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
The night-time searchies
The night-time uncertainties
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
The peacely evening breeze
The peace the evening brings
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a Russian kaleidescope
Moves are all in turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a calm surrender
To the rush-up doors
When the heart of a rolling weird
Can't you tell me where?
There's a calm surrender
To the rush of days
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a cop surrender
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a rhyming reason through the wild-eyed door.
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a time for everything to the wild eyed doe.
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a wild man reason to the wide outdoors.
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors.
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
When the heart of the Star Trek Voyager
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" (MP3)
When the heat of a rolling stone
Can be turned away
When the heat of a rolling world
Can't be turned away
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
And can you feel the Lion King tonight?
And can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
And can you make kings and bag o' bones believe they're there, yeah yeah
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feel the love denied?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feel the love of life?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you feel the warm July?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Can you grill the love tonight?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
Do you feel alarmed tonight?
Can you feel the love tonight?
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
I just laid two eggs
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
I was laid to bed
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
I was made to arrest
How it's laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
I was made to arrest
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
I was made to retch
I was laid to rest
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for this one-eyed bag o' bones
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough for this wild-eyed wonder-bra
That we've got this far.
It's enough for this wide-eyed wonderer
That we got this far.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bones
Bleeding very bad.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make Philips Magnavox
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make a king-sized bag of bombs
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make cheese and crackers on
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make king's and Megatron
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag a bombs
Leave the therapist
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag o' bones
Believe all they're there, yeah yeah
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag of bones.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Believe the fairy-tale.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and bag-of-bones
Lead the very best
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and mega bombs.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and pleated bond
Leave the prairie lands.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Bleed the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the fairy paths.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
or
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Feed the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Live the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Leave the prairie's nest.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and vagabongs bleed the very best.
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings and veggie buns
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings play racquetball
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kings
And Cameron Diaz the very bed.
It's enough to make kings
And vagabonds believe the very best.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make kinks' and faggots' bonds
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make thieves and metaphors
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make wide eyed underwear
It's enough to make wide eyed wanderer
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
It's enough to make
Kings and mega buns,
Believe in fairies breasts
It's enough to make
Kings and vagabonds,
Believe the very best
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves the sullen herd
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There will come September
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a calm Sorrento
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a calm sierra
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
There's a cold sierra
There's a calm surrender
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
To the wild eyed doe
To the wild outdoors
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" (MP3)
When the heat of the rolling wind can return the rain
When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
And it seems to me, you've lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
And your footsteps will always forget
Long England's greenest hills
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along England's greenest hills
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye Eagle's roast
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye Melba Toast
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye in Montrose
Goodbye England's Rose
Montrose a town on Scotland's East Coast.
"Candle In The Wind 1997" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
A voodoo liked to know you
But I was just a king.
I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a queer.
And I would've liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like an elf in the snow.
And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the roof fell in
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a sandal in the bin.
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And they whispered until you reigned.
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
And they whispered until you reigned.
And they whispered into your brain.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye Enormos Jeans
Wish I never knew you at all
But I guess it was enevetable.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye Normandy
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye aubergine
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye normalcy
or
Goodbye technology
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye now my jeans
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, Aubergine!
Goodbye, Norma Jean!
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, Norma Jean
Saw you one night in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, enormous jeans
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, normal genes.
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, normal jeans.
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Hollywood being a superstar
And they made you change your pain.
Hollywood created a superstar
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a camel with the wind
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
It seems to me you lived your life like a sandwich in the rain.
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Marilyn was found in the loo.
Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
My poodle liked to gnaw on you.
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
My poodle liked to own you.
I would have liked to've known you.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Never knowin' who to claim to
When the rain set in
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was the battlefield's in you.
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Saw you one night in the 22nd row
Well she was something more than sexual.
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
The candle burned out long before.
The legend of a dead.
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They said you are the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They said you want the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They said you were a treadmill, and they made you change your name
They set you on a treadmill, and they made you change your name
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They said you were a treadmill.
They set you on a treadmill.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They set you on a pedestal
They set you on a treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
They set you on the president
They set you on the treadmill
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a geek.
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a key.
Would've liked to known you, but I was just a kid.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
You lived your life, like a sandal in the bin.
You lived your life, like a candle in the wind.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long ago,
Your legend never did
The candle burned out long before
The legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long before
Your legendary dream.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle In The Wind" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend of a deer.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye Axl Rose
May you ever throw up in our hearts
Goodbye England's Rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
Axl Rose is the lead singer of Guns n' Roses.
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye Ingrid Bergman
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye angel's rose
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye eagle's nose
Goodbye England's Rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Goodbye eagle's nose
Goodbye England's rose
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
That you bring us to tears
The truth brings us to tears
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Your legend never did
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind 1997" (MP3)
Your legend never will
Your legend ever will
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye Mama Jean.
Goodbye Norma Jeane.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye Ovaltine
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye Ovaltine
Goodbye Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, Norm & Jean
From the hangman in the 22nd row.
Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, aubergine
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Goodbye, normal Jeans
Goodbye, Norma Jean
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a sandwich in the rain.
It seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Oh, the press still had a noose
Oh, the press still hounded you
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
The candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
They said you were a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
They set you on a treadmill,
And they made you change your name
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
They said you were a trembler
And a Major changed your name
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
When Lorraine sits in
When the rain set in
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of a dead.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Your candle burned out long before
The legend of the deer.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Your legend never did
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Your legend never will
Your legend ever did
"Candle in the Wind" (MP3)
Your spindles burned down long before
The strangled heaven did.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.
"Chloe"
Sing through all my lullabies
See through all my alibis
"Chloe"
Sing through all my lullabies
See through all my alibis
And Lincoln stepped into the sun.
And blinking, step into the sun.
And it mooned us all
And it moves us all
As monkeys, we stepped into the sun.
And blinking, step into the sun.
But all are agreed as the joinless stampede.
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
But all are agreed in a giant stampede
or
But all are agreed in a joyless stampede
But all are agreed as they join the stampede.
Do you believe what I'm saying?
It's the leap of faith.
It's abandoned hope.
It's the band of hope.
On the path of whining
On the path unwinding
On the path, we water.
On the path unwinding
Sir Summer Flaaaaaah
Circle of life
Some say we are the eden.
Some say eat or be eaten.
Some say we are the heathens.
Some say 'eat or be eaten'.
The circle of flies
The circle of life
The circle of slice
The circle of life
Tina circled, she circled her life
In the circle, the circle of life
Zuurkool en vla, it's the wheel of something.
Circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune.
And some of us sail through our truffles and some have to live with the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles and some have to live with the scars
From the day we're alive on the planet
From the day we arrive on the planet
In the search engine
In the circle
On the path of rhyming
On the path unwinding
Some say Eve of the Eden
Some say eat or be eaten
Some say we are the evil
Some say eat or be eaten
The Circus of Stars
The circle of life
The circle of lights
The Circle of life
The circle reply
The Circle of Life
The circuit of lights
The circle of life
The circus of lights
The circle of life
The simple life
The circle of life
The simple life
the circle of life
The suction of what
The circle of life
The surface of life
the circle of life
The surgeon of rights
The Circle of Life
"Club At The End Of The Street"
And the light of the moon is a bang.
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you rendezvous
At the club on Piano Street.
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you, Brumby too.
At the club at the end of the street.
Me and you rendezvous
At the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you, rendezvous
With a clone at the end of a string.
Me and you, rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you
One day soon
At the club at the end of the street
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you
Rendezvous
Just to clown Indiana's streets.
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at Vienna Street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
or
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the cloud at the end of the street
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street
Song was from 90, not 70.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
Me and you
Wrong day (ooh)
In the club at the end of the street.
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
The cat sets tail
You can't sit still
"Club At The End Of The Street"
The cat sits still
In the club at Vienna Street.
You can't stand still
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street"
The club at Vienna Street
The club at the end of the street
"Club at the End of the Street"
Even you fun bear
Me and you rendezvous
"Club at the End of the Street"
In the alleyway, where the cat walks endless sway.
From the alleyways where the catwalks gently sway
"Club at the End of the Street"
In the light of the moon is a band
And the light of the moon is banned.
"Club at the End of the Street"
Me and you and a dog named Boo
In the club at the end of the street.
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club at the End of the Street"
When the sheets are brought
When the shades are drawn
"Cold as Christmas"
And I cannot finalize
And I cannot find the lines
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
A custering nightjar
Sang some songs out of tune.
While a cluster of night jars
Sang some songs out of tune.
"Come Down In Time" (MP3)
Custer and night
Jaws sang some songs out of tune.
A cluster of night
Jars sang some songs out of tune.
And it's good old country comfort in my balls
And it's good old country comfort in my bones
Country comforts and a truck is going back home
Down at the mill they've got a new machine
Country comfort is in a truck that's going home
Down at the well they've got a new machine
Deacon Leek prepares a sermon for next week
Deacon Lee prepares his sermon for next week
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the stakes
The hedgehog's daubed in clay between the breaks
And the rocking chairs a-creakin on the porch
Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the sticks
The hedgehog's done in clay between the bricks
And the rocking chair's creakin' on the porch
Yeah but that ain't natural - well so Clay would say
He sees a horse-drawn man until his dying day
Yeah but that ain't natural well so old Clay would say
You see he's a horse-drawn man until his dying day
"Cry rocket!" the song would shout
And then your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I wore my Mombas most Friday nights, and Susie wore her dresses tight.
The "Cry Rocket" was ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight!
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
'Dile rocking, you're stomping, shouting,
And your feet just can't keep still.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
And 'dial rocking was at our house, outside.
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
And Susie-woman dresses right.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
And the Crocodile Rocking was an hour and a half on the side.
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
But Suzie was dead that night.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
But Suzie was dressed in tights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
But the biggest kick I ever got.
But the biggest gig I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest kid I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest kink I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
But the biggest pig I ever got
But the biggest kick I ever got
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Cri'le rocking, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Rollin' Mama, The Smiling Ace, & Suzie Woman
They're just fading
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Cr'ile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Cr'ile rockin' was out of sight
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
Crile rockin' is somethin', shout!
Crocodile rocking is something shocking.
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
Crocodile rocket, I saw my chocolate
Crocodile rocking was something shocking
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
Crow rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a Valentine
And I guess I never will
Lord Bomber, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore our Jessie's tights
And crow rocking was out of sight
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Cryin' rocket, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Ow, Rollin' Mama and Smilin' Ace and Suzie Woman
Guess it's fading
Cry and rock us out of Versailles
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old routines.
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Dreaming of my chubby in my old blue jeans
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Going fast as the wigwam cats
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
Got an old grown Chevy and a pint of my own.
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Guy locked it!
Cry rocket!
Had a no-go Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an Uncle Gerry and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an Uncle Shammy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
even knowing the real words, it STILL sounds like he's talking about his uncle. :)
Had an oboe, cello and a place of my own
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an okra sheddy and a placed for my comb
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an old-growth Chevy.
Had an old gold Chevy.
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had an ugh-ugh Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy.
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Had on old grown Chevy.
Had an old gold Chevy.
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never knew Mia Valentine.
I never knew me a better time.
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never knew me a valentine.
I never knew me a better time.
I never knew me a valentine
I never knew me a better time
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I remember when I was young
Me and Susan had so much fun
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
I remember when Iraq was young
I remember when rock was young
I remember when Rod was young
I remember when rock was young
I remember when my brother was young
I remember when rock was young
I remember when rock goes on
I remember when rock was young
I remember when the night was young
I remember when rock was young
It was the biggest dick I ever got
It was the biggest kick I ever got
Learning fast as the whizz bang past
Learning fast as the weeks went past
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Auntie Jean
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Me and Suzie dogs on my tongue
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
Never knew me a valentine
Never knew me a better time
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
Sock it to me Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Oh Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Sock it to me mama, those Friday nights
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Long nights crying by the record machine
Susie left me for some foreign guide
Susie left me for some foreign guy
Susie was black as night
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie wore her fishnet tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Susie wore her get-down tights.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Suzie went and left us for some boring guy
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
Was doing a thing called the crocodile walk
Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin' machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
Well the years went by
And the rockhouse dies
Susie dumped and left me with some guide
Long miles past down the wreckin’ machine
Treating up the cherry and my Ovaltine
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my Chevy and old blue jeans
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
When Susie drove her motorbike
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
When Susie wore her distant hyena
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore her dress just right.
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
When Susie wore her dress last night
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
With Susie woman dressed in white and
When Susie wore her dresses tight and
Thanks for correct lyrics to sheet music websites
With a no-go Chevy
Had an old gold Chevy
And the long one, she's the one who must decide
In the long run she's the one who must decide
But he's a jeweller, my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be a little girl
But he's a jewel and my friend I'm sure that in the end
Crystal you'll be his little girl
The nuts of friendship seem to be untied.
The knots of friendship seem to be untied.
Twister!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do twister!
Crystal!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Crystal!
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fightin's for no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than a star
You're stronger than me but I'm sure
That the fight would fall to no one
The cold hard truth is stronger than us all
"Curtains"
Cast alone between the borough
Of a feeling no longer sung by anyone
Cast alone between the furrows
Of a field no longer sown by anyone
"Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future)"
Dan Dare does a lawyer
He does a lawyer
He does a lawyer,
But he loves the Mekong.
Dan Dare doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
He doesn't know it
But I liked the Mekon
And you're my brother
Daniel my brother
But you seem old, and I
But you see more than I
Damn it, you're a star
In the faithful old sky
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
Damn yourselves, it’s the best place I’ve ever seen
Daniel says it’s the best place he’s ever seen
Dan, you my brother You are awful and mean
Daniel my brother you are older than me
Dan, you're my brother.
or
Dan yo, my brotha'.
Daniel, my brother!
Daniel is driving tonight on a plane.
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
Daniel is dwelling tonight on the plains.
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
Daniel is riding tonight on a plane.
Daniel's travelling tonight on a plane.
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a flame.
Daniel is trav'ling tonight on a plane.
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the reptile eyes heading for Spain
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Daniel is traveling tonight on a train
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
Daniel my brother, you are oh so dandy.
Daniel my brother, you are older than me.
Daniel my brother
you are origami
Daniel my brother
you are older than me
Daniel you're a star in the faith of the sky
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky
Daniel you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
Daniel you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel you're my brother, you are older, Danny
Daniel you're my brother, you are older than me
Daniel, my brother
You are more than me.
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
Daniel, my brother
You are other than me.
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
Daniel, my brother
You are, all bones and meat
Daniel, my brother
You are, older than me.
Daniel, my lover
You are older than me.
Daniel, my brother
You are older than me.
Daniel, you're a star in a fateful disguise
Daniel, you're a star in the face of the sky
Daniel, you're a star
In a faithful disguise.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In a paper moon sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of disguise
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
Daniel, you're a star
In the faith of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
One that fell from the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
Yeah, that fell from the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the purple blue sky
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the fatal disguise.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Daniel, you're my star
You bedazzle the sky.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky.
Danielle Brisebois
You are above the knees.
Daniel my brother
You are older than me.
Danielle says, "It's the best places out of a limousine"
Daniel says, "It's the best places I've ever seen"
Danielle, my brother
Daniel, my brother
Danielle, you're a star
Daniel, you're a star
Devon, you're a star
Daniel, you're a star
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar symphony?
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scar's memory?
You rise at night
You see more than I.
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died
But you see more than I.
Do you still feel the pain
Of the stars fell on me?
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heel?
For our Miss Danielle
For I miss her so much
Lord, I miss Daniel
Lord I miss him so much
God it looks like Daniel
must be the cows in my eyes
God it looks like Daniel
must be the clouds in my eyes
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the stars in my eyes
God it looks like Daniel,
Must be the clouds in my eyes
God it looks like dandruff
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
God it looks like Daniel
Must be the clouds in my eyes.
God it looks like dandruff, must be the clouds in my eyes
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Headed for spay, know why?
Headed for Spain, oh and I
I can see his red teared eyes hurting from spanking!
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
I can see the rectal lights heading for pain.
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
I can see the red daylight
Heaven is spangly heat.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red lights ready to strangle me.
I can see the red tail-lights heading for Spain.
I can see reptile eyes and the spaning breeze.
or
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes.
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
I can see the rescue lights glowing in my eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
or
I can see the red tail lights glowing in your eyes
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spanky Inn
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spiny Inn
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
I can see the red tail lights heading for spades
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
I can see the red tail lights heading this way
I can see the red tail lights heading to Spain
I can see the red tail lights of Daniel's new Limousine
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I swear the word Limousine is in the song and I'm astonished that is is nowhere to be found!
I can see the red tail lights, headin' for spanky.
I can see the red tail lights, heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
At its back end.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading back East.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaglee.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking...
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain...
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spanking.
or
I can see the rat tail lights.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading this way again.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I had to wonder why the airplane was going backwards!
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spaggedy Ann.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for spangly-dee
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the red tailed eyes.
I can see the red tail lights.
I can see the red tealights.
I can see the red tail lights.
I can see the red-tailed eyes.
I can see the red tailights.
I can see the reptile eyes
Headin' for Spain.
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
I can see the reptile eyes
I can see the red tail lights
I can see the reptile lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the rear tail lights
Heading for Spain.
I can see the reptile lines heading for Spain.
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
I can see the rest of you guys getting a spanking.
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
I can see your red tail, like
Actin' so spanky
I can see the red taillights
Headin' for Spain.
Elton John has the worst enunciation of any major recording artist, bar none.
I see the red lights after the spanking
I can see the red tail lights
Heading for Spain.
In the fat of the sky
In the face of the sky
In the feth-a-tha sky
In the face of the sky
In the fez in disguise
In the face of the sky
Is his face pretty?
They say Spain is pretty
Isn't his face pretty?
They say Spain is pretty.
Must be the clouds in the sky
Must be the clouds in my eyes
Must be the clowns in my eyes
Must be the clouds in my eyes
My sister is pretty
They say Spain is pretty
Now this man is pretty, but I'm just a man.
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
Spaniel is travellin' tonight on the plains.
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.
Tell me you’re a star
Daniel, you’re a star
The S train is pretty...no hablo at all
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
Well..he IS going to Spain...and apparently can't speak the language!!!
The Sistine's pretty though I've never been.
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
The sea spray is pretty, of memories.
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
They say Spain is great, though I've never been.
They say Spain is pretty, though I've never been.
in the faith of the sky
in the face of the sky
My husband and I named our on son Daniel and this is his song. He's 22 now and an amazing young man. We'll stay with 'faith'🥰✝️
"Dark Diamond"
You get a dollar a diamond
You get a Dark Diamond
Elton John is the best Musician, Singer, Song Writer of all time and has the most gifted Lyricist Bernie Taupin. The Elton John Band is the Greatest of all time. People only listen to Elton John's Radio "Hits" If they would listen to all of his other songs they would realize how amazing he really is.
"Dirty Little Girl" (MP3)
Well I'm gonna put pork chops in your pants
If you step into my yard.
Well I'm gonna put buckshot in your pants
If you step into my yard.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
'Cause losin' everything is like your son going down on me.
'Cause losin' everything is like the sun going down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
But these coats I have they need lungs to help them breathe.
But these cuts I have they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Close the door and let me blind and paralyzed.
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Close the door and let me by.
Closed the door and left me blinded...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Close the door and let me fly, my, my
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
This song is riddled with poorly enunciated lyrics. It's like I've learned a new song (that I don't like as well).
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Closed the door and left me blind, about to die.
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't discard me just because you think I need you, hon.
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't discard me just because you think I'm in your arm.
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't discard me just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't discard me, just because you think I'm leadin' you on.
Don't discard me, just because you think I mean you harm.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't fart on me.
or
Don't disgaurd me.
Don't discard me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let Elton go down on me.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let the sun fall down on me.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let this Sunday drown on me.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let your son go down on me.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let your son go down on me
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
F**k you Ms. Red
But you misread
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't analyze no more Augie Dogness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Augie Doggy was a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't fight,
oh but I know that you lied
I can't find,
oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't fight
The rock romantic line
I can't find
The right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find all the rights of my decline.
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find oh the right robotic line
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find on the rock Gilbalter time
I can't find oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find the rock-roll-matic line.
I can't find the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find, oh the rock o' mighty blind
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find, oh, the Rock the Almighty climbed.
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find, oh, the right chromatic line.
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find, oh, the rock o'mighty climb.
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find, oh, the rock-o-matic line.
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't find
Oh, the rock on my climb.
I can't find
Oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't hide no more Auggie Dogness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't hide no more under darkness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't lie no more obi darkness
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't lie, no more of your dog mess
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't lie...no more Augie Dogness
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't line no more Auggie Doggies.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I can't rely on no more of your dark nights.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I just allowed the f** men in your life, Tawanda Free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I mean it when I met you.
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I took a chance and changed you into life.
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I took a chance and changed you where you lie.
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I took a chance and chased away a blind.
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I took a chance and chased away your wife.
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'd just allow a fragment of your life, doojuan dufree.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'd just be the frogman of your life
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'll just endow a fraction of your life, Tawanda Frey.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'm growing tired and Constance still before me
I'm growing tired and time stands still before me
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'm just another fragment of your life to wander free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I'm justa now a fragment of your life, to wander free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
No more Auggie Doggie.
No more of your darkness.
Auggie Doggie is an old cartoon just like Looney Toons.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Oh my took a chance
Seem to fade to black and white.
All my pictures
Seem to fade to black and white.
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Oh my, took a chance.
All my pictures...
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't find, or draw a dramatic line.
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't find, or draw a dramatic line
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me"
I'd just allow a pregnant of your life to wander free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
And left me by my delight
And left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
But moving everything is not the soul getting out on me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
But the news and everything
But losing everything
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
But these cuts I have, oh Bennie loved to have them here.
But these cuts I have, oh they need love to help them heal.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
But you misread my mean and one eyed menu
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
But you misread, I mean it when I met you.
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Close the door and left me blind, idle eye
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Close the door and left me blind, idle eye
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Close the door and let me fly, my, my
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Close the door, and let me die by the light!
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Don't let his mum go down on me
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Don't let your son go down on me.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Don't let your son go down on me
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't climb, oh, the rock that Monty climbed
I can't find all the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't fight no more of your magic life
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't fight, oh, but I know that you lied
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't find, oh, the right-on mini blind
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't find, otherwise dramatic line.
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't hide no more Augie Dog-ness
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie in no more of your darkness
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Took me 40 years to read the actual lyrics. This changes the entire meaning of the song (along with all the other lyrics I had misheard).
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie in no more of your darkness
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie, no more Augie Doggie
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie, no more honky-donkness.
I can't light no more of your darkness.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie, no more of your darkness
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't lie... no more Augie Dogness
I can't light no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't light no more of your dog mess
I can't light no more of your darkness
I still chuckle when I hear the song on my local "Oldie Farties" station!
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't light, no more of your dog mess
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I can't rely, on no more of your darkness
I can't light, no more of your darkness
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I took a chance and chased away a blind
I took a chance and changed your way of life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I took a chance and chased away a blind
I took a chance and changed your way of life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I took a chance and chased away your wife.
I took a chance and changed your way of life.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'd just allow a Fatman on your wife to wander free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'd just assume a pregnant of your life to wander free.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'm just another faggot in your life, there's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'm just another faggot of your life
I'm just another fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'm just another rabbit from a hat
I'm just another fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'm just the fabric of our lives
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
I'm just the fabric of our lives
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Just let your son go down on me
Don't let the sun go down on me
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Too late to save myself from Paul Lynde
Too late to save myself from falling
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
But you misread my meaning when I met you
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
You're losing everything,
But don't let the sun go down on me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
"Don’t Ya Wanna Play This Game No More"
Abdomen
Adamant
"Ego"
I need the light to write
I need the light tonight
"Ego"
Mom's boss is Jewish
Immaturish
"Ego"
Take a look at Leon
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Take a look at Leon
Take a look at me now
"Ego"
Take a look at the piano
Take a look at me now
"Elderberry Wine"
Having tea in the sauna
Round a tree in the summer
"Elderberry Wine"
There's a fry in the window
There's a fly in the window
"Electricity"
And I'm whispering
And I'm listening
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
And I've been knocking most solidly
And I've been knocking most of the day
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Believe in
Who lived here
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
He must have been a gardener of Camelot
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
If you’re Harry Potter
In your empty garden
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Now it's ready for rain
And with every crop that grows
We hear your name
Now we pray for rain
And with every drop that falls
We hear your name
"Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)"
Some say he found his best in younger years
But he'd have said with roots grew stronger
If only he could give
Some say he farmed his best in younger years
But he'd have said that roots grow stronger
If only he could hear
"Empty Garden (Hey, Hey Johnny)"
We're crippled and we're dead.
We're crippled and we're dazed.
"Empty Garden"
Can't you come out to play
In your red pajamas?
Can't you come out to play
In your empty garden?
"Friends Never Say Goodbye"
Still we are, have always been
We'll never be as one.
Still we are, have always been
Will ever be as one.
"Friends"
Baking pans for the world to see
Making friends for the world to see
"Friends"
You will stay alive
You will see the light
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Hello I'm peeing in my hand.
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
I love that feeling in my hands.
And love lies bleeding in my hand .
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Love that feeling in my hand
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Love that feeling in my head.
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
Love-like feeling in my head
And love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
The roses in the wind are boppin' to the doo-wap sighs
Everything about this hound was bound to groan and die.
The roses in the window box have tilted to one side
Everything about this house was born to grow and die.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
And I've lost that feeling in my hands
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll in a jumpstart band
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the fans
Lost that feeling in my hand
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Hello blind feeling in my hand.
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
I almost peed in my hand
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Love that feeling in my hand.
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Funeral For A Friend" (MP3)
Love that feeling in my hand
You can tell by the things that I'd do with another man.
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
I don't like peeing in my hands
And love lies bleeding in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me the things I would do with another man
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" (MP3)
I lost my feelin' in my hands
Our love lies bleedin' in my hands
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
And it tells me the things I would do with another man
And it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
And love lies bleeding in my hand
It was killed by the things that I do with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and then he s*** the bed
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you and I split the band
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
I can tell by the things I can do with another man
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
I love that feeling in my hand
Oh, to tell ma the things I could do with another man
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Funeral for a Friend" (MP3)
Love that rhythm in my head
Love lies bleeding in my hand
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
After the Hollywood, down Inglewood
Huntin' the Holly back tow
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Among girls who ain't got a penny
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Among girls who ain't got no panties.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
And they'll take advantage of the fact you're in town
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Baby you'll get a replacement,
A Spaniard like me to be found.
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to having no realm in the woods
Back to the homicide tower.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to marigolds out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to my farm in Rhode Island
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to that heart attack town
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Alamo lounge
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Halloween town!
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Hobbit Hole out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Hollywood animals
Humping the horny-back toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Hollywood town in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the Howard and Al in the woods
Back to the horny-backed town.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the calico out in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the calistone find in the road
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the habitat out in the woods
(or
Back to hobbit hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the having it all out in the woods
Back to the haunted black town.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the hornyback toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the heart attack tower
Back to the howling old owl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the heart attack town
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the heart of my childhood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the heart of that town
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the hidy-hole out in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the highwood called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
or
Back to the highway called Allenwood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the hod den go round
back to heart attack town
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the honey-back town
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the honky tonk shack in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the hooligan out in the woods
Huntington Horny backed out.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the horny old goon in the woods
Hunting a woolly-backed Kraut
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the horny old owl in the woods
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the house of owl in the woods
Back to the hollow back toad.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the how and the wow and the wood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howlin' aloud in the woods
Hunting the horny black toe
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howlin' wolf out in the woods.
Huntin' the horny back, towed.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howling around in the woods
Hunting for Hanukkah now
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howling around in the woods
Where you went on the back roads
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howling gold cow in the woodz.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the howling morale in the woods.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the marmalade out in the woods
Back to the marmalade town.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back to the town called Allenwood
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Back where the Haldol is awesome
Humpin' the Holy Black Toe.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Better take an accoutant to vac your endowments
To set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
I thought this line was about money laundering
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Blacken my heart with black towels.
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Get me an ambulance down in the woods
Having a heart attack now.
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Giuseppe be down the twain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dog stops to hide away cows
The cat flap, he ain't my pen-pal
I'm going back to my plow.
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dachshund society cow
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the dogs of society's hound
You can't plant me in your paper
I'm going back to my found.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dark clouds decided to howl
You can't blend me with your pen pal
I'm going back to my plough.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the donkeys finally howl
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
With the highbrow society gal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my cloud.
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dark clouds are starting to howl
Goodbye yellow brick road,
where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road,
With the dog outside of the house.
You can't find me a new pen pal
Going back to the plow
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't put me in your pen house
I'm going back to the plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark cloud society hides
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dark horses sat on the owls.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the doctors inevitably howl.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road
We're really the dark clouds society now
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye yellow brick road
With the dark side society house
You can’t help meeting your pen pal
I’m going back to my cloud
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can’t plant me in your penthouse
I’m going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, Penelope Rose
Goodbye, yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, Yellow Bee Road.
Goodbye, yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, Yellow Bridge Road.
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dark guys frightened a cow.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the docks of society crown.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doctors silenced my owl
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the doggone society's foul.
Goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs in society drown.
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow filled roll.
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Goodbye, yellow-brick road
There's a dark side on the hill
Goodbye, yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Humpin' the horny-back toad.
Hunting the horny-back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Humping the Holy black toe.
Hunting the horny black toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Humping the Horny Back Toad
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Humping the horny black toad.
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Huntin' the honey back trout.
Hunting the horny-backed toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Huntin' the horny black toad
Hunting that horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Huntin' the horny, black toad
Huntin' the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Hunting for Harvey Keitel
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Hunting the horny back toad.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Hunting the corn in my toe
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Hunting the heart attack toad
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Hunting the heart of that town
Hunting the horny back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I be finally decided my future lies, beyond the Optic Rod
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I can't flush you down the drain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I can't help eating your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plop me in your penthouse
Going back to my plow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
or
I can't see you in my penthouse
Goin' back to my chow.
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I can't stand reading the Penthouse
I'm going back to my cow.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I can't stop being your pen pal
You can't place me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I heard you shot down your plane
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
or
I heard you shot Don McLean
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I leftist you down the plain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I practice you down the plain.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I should have listened, my oh my
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I should have stayed on the phone
Listened to mile man.
I should have stayed on the farm
Listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I should have stayed on the phone
I should have stayed on the farm
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'll band'ya down the plain
Take your account of the laughter in town
Set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll gain a replace man
Plenty like me'll be found, c'mon girls
You ain't got a pen and snipping the tears
Just like you on the ground
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'll bet you shoot down the drain.
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'll let you shoot down the plane
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'm going back to my cloud.
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'm not a prison for your friends to open.
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'm not in prison for your French tooth open.
I'm not a present for your friends to open.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I'm not in prison for your friends to open
I'm not a present for your friends to open
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I've found that this side of my future lies
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
I've found the site of my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond The Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take a batch of accountants
to set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of Accurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of accurate tablets
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of arguing townies to set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of aspirin tablets
To set you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of f-f***n' tonics
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of hot urine towels
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of hot young accountants
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of thousand accountants
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of vacuuming talents
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To get you on your feet again
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of vicodin tablets
To set you on your feet agin.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It'll take you a couple of wonderful turnips
To set you on your feet again.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
It's different for tickets like you.
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Moms' girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for takers like you all around
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for Tiggers like you on the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Searching for tickets like you on the ground
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for dinners like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for table scraps thrown on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrels, who ain't got a planet,
A sphyncter forgivin like you.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Mongrols who ain't got a planet
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Moon girls who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for d***heads like you on the ground.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
My future lies beyond the elephant yards
My future lies beyond the yellow brick road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
My lethargy's down the drain
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Oh my, by mid-July
Be on the yellow brick road
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
There seems to be something about me and mid-July. It is my favorite time of year, and everything sounds like it's referencing the best time of summer. And this song is almost unintelligible to begin with like drunk singing, prompting me to parody "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" years ago with "I Guess That's Why They Soak Up The Booze." Also in this song: "You Can't Match Being A Pen Pal." - that's a more common one.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the elevator.
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Right in the heart of 'black town'
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Right in the heart of that town
Hunting the horny-back toad
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Singin' for tidbits like you
All around
Sniffin' for tidbits like you
On the ground
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Sniffing for tickets like you on the ground.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Sniffing for tickets like you.
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
Tickets as in "meal tickets"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Sniffing for tippers like you all the time.
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Sniffing for tippers like you
Sniffing for tidbits like you
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road with the Dockland's society hounds.
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road, we're the downtown society house.
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
So goodbye elephant roar
So goodbye Yellow Brick Road
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society hound
You can't put me in the playhouse
I'm going back to my town
So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Stuffing for turkeys like you.
Sniffing for tidbits like you.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The Lancashire on the plains
I'll bet they shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The boy's too young to be sniffing the glue.
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat just peed in the penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat just peed in your penthouse
You can't catch me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat kept being your penpal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat locked me in the penthouse
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat's just peed in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
The cat's not being your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
This boy's too young to be saying
This boy's too young to be singing
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What did you think you'd do there?
A seppity down the twain?
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do then
I bet you she downed the plane
It'll take a couple of accurate talons
To set you on your feet again
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of Vodka and Tonics
To set you on your feet again
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do then?
Flush your s*** down the drain.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet they'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll banish you down the drain
Gonna take you out on a factor and talent
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll never shoot down the plane.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do with a breakfast chute down the plain?
What do you think you'll do then? I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you'll do, then?
I'll banish you down the drain.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doin'?
Practicing down the plain
It'll take you a couple of accurate talents
To set you on your feet again.
What do you think you'll do then?
I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doin'?
A betchery down the plain.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doin?
I bet you were Don McLean.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doing
I bet you shoot down the plane.
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
What do you think you're doing?
I'd better shoot down the lane.
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
When are you going to calm down?
When are you going to learn?
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to learn?
I just got laid out on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
When are you going to come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
When are you going to go down?
When are you going to come down?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to learn?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my oh my
When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
When are you gonna count down?
When are you gonna come down?
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the Dachau society howls
or
Where the dark-house society howls
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the Dachshunds decided to howl.
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the clouds are persiantly high
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the dachshound society howls
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the dock house society cow
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the dog's house is starting to howl
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the dogs of insanity howl
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the dogs our society hound.
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Where the downtown society frowns
Where the dogs of society howl
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
With a usual cast of a thousand manastas
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
With the downtown society house.
Where the dogs of society howl.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't blast me in the chin, pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't buy meat with your pants down.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't catch me or my pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't catch me with my pants down.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't eat meat in the penthouse.
You can't keep me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't flash me and your pen-pals
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't have me as your pen-pal
I'm going back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in the penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't help being my pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't help reading your Penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't hurt me, I'm your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't keep me in your penthouse
I am going back to my farm.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I am going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't let leaving your pet out
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't let me in your hen house
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't let me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my cloud
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't let me wear Pampers
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't like being a penpal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't lock me in your pen now
I'm going back to my ground
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
or
You can't lock me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't lock me in your penthouse
or
Your cat just peed in your penthouse
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
or
You can't plan meeting your pen pal
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plant me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your henhouse.
or
You can't trap me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm goin' back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plant me in your penthouse
You can't lock me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plant peas in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
You can't plop me in your penthouse,
I'm goin' back to my plough
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't plant peas in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't put me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't slap me in your hen house
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't stop peeing in the henhouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't stop reading your Penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't touch me in the playhouse
You can't plant me in your penthouse
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You can't trap me in your hen house,
I'm going back to my cloud.
You can't plant me in your penthouse,
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up for you
I'm not a present for your French New Open
This boy's too young to be singing
His song, ooooh, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the cabin built out in the woods
I'm huntin' the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond Yellow Brick Road
Ah, ah
And what do you think you'll do then?
I better shoot down the plane
Where it'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for tippers like you
On the ground, ah, ah
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffin' for titbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah
Even with the original handwritten lyrics (image) in front of me, it is clear Elton has changed some of Bernie's words. The classic example being there is no way he sings 'I bet that'll shoot down your plane', as there are too many syllables. He changes it to 'I bet they'll shoot down the plane' as it sings better. Not that you could even use that lyric in today's post-Lockerbie world. Ah, censorship. Of course, at the time, I never even ONCE thought about it being about shooting down a plane - even with my misheard lyrics I knew that his present situation was detrimental to the subject of the song. Similarly with 'Oh, I've finally decided my future lies beyond (the) yellow brick road'. I've included the 'the' for completeness but it isn't clear. I heard it as if he were singing about the name of a road, eg. Smith Road, hence the caps. Needless to say, I prefer my lyrics as I've been singing these for almost 50 years!
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
You transplant me in your henhouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Young girls who ain't got a penny.
Mongrels who ain't got a penny.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat and me are pen pals.
You can't place me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat can't pee in the penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat let me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat locked me in your penthouse.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat locked me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my town
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat might need a new pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat might pee on your pen pal.
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to Mike Brown
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (MP3)
Your cat trapped me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plow.
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.
Damn me, grey seal
Tell me, grey seal
Tell me, Racine.
Tell me, Grey Seal.
"Grow Some Funk of Your Own"
I was desperate to dance
Just to take the locals down
I was desperate to dance
Just to dig the local sounds
Harmony I need
A pretty good company
Looking for an island and I built a pharmacy
Harmony and me
We're pretty good company
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Lookin' for an island in our photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
or
Lookin' for an island and a photo pharmacy
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Like the little free-standing drive-up film dropoff booths in shopping center parking lots
Looking for a diamond in our bowl upon the sea
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Looking for a lantern in a photo-pharmacy
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Looking for an answer in our golden pharmacy
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Looking for an atom in our boat upon the sea
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
Looking for an item in our photo-pharmacy
Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea
"Healing Hands"
Ah! Mishau! With the healing ham!
Reach out for the healing ham!
In the night, when it's dark and grey
Touch me now
And you won't breathe again!
And reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for her healing hands
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
I could have sworn we were all a lot clean.
I could have sworn we were all locked in.
"Healing Hands"
Re-top 40 healing hands
Reach out for the healing hands.
"Healing Hands"
Reach out for Peter Pan
Reach out for the healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Reach out for Steely Dan
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Reach out for the feeling I had
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
Reach out for the healing hand
or
Reach out for the healing again.
Reach out for her healing hands
"Healing Hands"
That ain't like a lamb
That ain't like a man
"Healing Hands"
There's a life where the darkness ends
There's a light where the darkness ends
"Healing Hands"
There's a light, when the doctor says
'Touch me now. Let me breathe again'.
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
There's a light
Where the donkey says
'Touch me now
And let me see again'.
There's a light
Where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
"Healing Hands"
There's a night, where the doctor says
Touch me now, and let me see again.
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
"Healing of Hands"
There's a light, where the Doctor sits
[suggesting the late TV preacher Dr. Gene Scott]
Touch me now and let me see again
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again
"Healing of Hands"
We're not Dr. Seuss
Where the darkness ends
"Hey Ahab"
A far cry from a tired road....
a far cry from a tattooed rose...
A great, great song...but there is no way in hell he ever says "tattooed!" :)
"Hey Ahab"
Hey, hey, yeah!
Hey, Ahab!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas)"
The fat-jack jolly Fred Claus is here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
I put all my drums in a dozen odd vans
I've twiddled my thumbs in a dozen odd bands
"Honey Roll"
Come on to the rodeo with me
Come on, do the honey roll with me
And, oh, the change is going to do me girl
And, oh, the change is going to do me good
Better get back to the world.
Better get back to the woods.
Fishing in the street
Fishing in a stream
Get back on rehab.
Get back, honky cat.
Get back, f***ing cat!
Get back, honky cat!
Get back, funky cat.
Get back, honky cat.
Get back, hog attack.
Get back, honky cat.
Get back, honk your cab
Get back honky cat
Get back, honky cat better get in back of the woods.
Get back, honky cat better get back to the woods.
Get back, hub cap.
Get back, honky cat.
Get back, hump your cat!
Get back, honky cat!
Get back, monkey cat.
Get back, honky cat.
Get back, monkey jack
Get back, Honkey cat
Get back, walk the cat
Get back, honky cat
Get back, walk your cat
Get back, honky cat
Get that common rat!
Get back, Honky Cat!
Get that, hunk of jack.
Get back, honky cat.
Huckle Cat
Honky Cat
Huckle Cat is a character by Richard Scarry.
Mopping in the country
P*ssing in the stream
Bopping in the country
Fishing in a stream
P***ing in the stream
Fishing in a stream
Pissin' in a stream
Fishin' in a stream
Stay at home, boy you've got a telephone.
Stay at home, boy you've got to tend the farm.
They said stay at home boy,
you got a telephone
They said stay at home boy,
you gotta tend the farm
They said, 'Oh, leave him alone, live the golden rule.'
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you got a telephone.'
'They said, 'Stay at home
Boy, you gotta tend the farm.'
They say 'Oh, leave them alone' is the golden rule.
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
They say they believe that the Lord is the worst fool.
They said, 'Oh, believe in the Lord is the golden rule.'
When I look back, boy, it must've been a dream.
When I look back, boy, I must've been green.
You better get back copycat
You better get back honky cat
You better get back, honk the cat.
You better get back honky cat
You better get back, hug a cat
You better get back, honky cat
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
Don't want to be the fellow [who] ate your cat.
Don't want to be a feather in your cap.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
I don't wanna go on with Lou and Brad.
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
I don't wanna go on with you like that
Momma set the boots on the welcome mat
You just'll have to quit them if you want me back.
I don't wanna go on with you like that
One more set of boots on the welcome mat
You'll just have to quit one if you want me back.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
I don't want Rinoa to look like that.
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
I don't want my onion to look like that.
I don't wanna go on with you like that.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
The fire spreads faster in debris
The fire spreads faster in the breeze
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
This vicious surf is getting out of hand.
or
This vicious surface getting out of hand.
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
You got plans to make me wanna fortify
or
You got plans to make me want a .45.
You got plans to make me one of four or five.
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
You just have to kick it if your woman's bad
You just have to quit them if you want me back
"I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That"
one more sailor's boots on the welcome mat
one more set of boots on the welcome mat
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Call out the gods
Call out the guards
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
Don't need an extra out to sea
Don't need an extra eye to see
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
I ain't no pervert, please, that needs to s***
I ain't no puzzle piece that needs to fit
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
I ain't no tender piece of meat named Biff
I ain't no puzzle piece that needs to fit
"I Don't Wanna Go On with You Like That"
The secret service's getting out of hand
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Wanna Go on with You Like That"
This vicious Urkel's getting out of hand.
This vicious circle's getting out of hand.
"I Don't Want To Go On With You Like That"
If you wanna spread around sister that's just fine,
But I don't want no second hand feeding me limes,
if you wanna whore someone in the middle of the night,
cause I'm a god, turn on the limes.
Oh, if you wanna spread it around, sister that's just fine
But I don't want no second hand feeding me lines
If you wanna hold someone in the middle of the night
Call out the guards, turn out the light
"I Feel Like A Bullet (In The Gun Of Robert Ford)"
You make me feel like a bully gunny in the gun of Jerry Ford
You make me feel like a bullet honey in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)"
And I feel like a bully in the gun of Robo Four
And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)"
And I fell like a bullet in the garden of Rover Boy
And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
"I Guess That's Why I Call It the Blues"
When I'm a girl
Crying the night into hell...
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And I guess that's why the colors are blue
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And I guess that's why they call it a loo
And I guess thats why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And I guess that's why they call it baboon.
And I guess thats why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And I guess that's why they call it the loo.
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And I wanna belong with you and that rug
And it won't be long before you and I run
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
And it won't be long before you and Big Ron
Play spinner hats where we had.
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Between you and me I could almost have said
That things can only get better
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Between you and me I could honest have said
The things can only get better
And while I'm away
Just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong
Before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long
Before you and me run
To the place in our hearts
Where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
But, Mama Nell
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cries in the night can be helped.
Cry in the night if it helps.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Crimes at night are hell
For Mama's in Hell
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry at night if it helps
for Mama Nell
Cry in the night, if it helps,
but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry at night if it helps
if nothin' else
Cry in the night, if it helps
but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry at night if it helps
But nothin' else.
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry at night, if it helps, mama nelps
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry in the night if it help
The Modern Elf.
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps, it often helps.
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Cry in the night, if it helps
For Mortadella.
Cry in the night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Giuseppe's wife would call it the blues
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
I can't stop smilin' high in the blue.
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
I guess that's why they call it love blues.
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
I simply love you more than I love, or like, myself
I simply love you more that I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
I'm Amarelle
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Just cut lemons inside
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your pants.
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Laughing like children, children like dolphins.
Laughing like children, living like lovers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Live forty seconds without hesitation
Live for each second without hesitation
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Rollin' like flounder
Rolling like thunder
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Rolling like thunder
under the clouds
Rolling like thunder
under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
So I guess that's why they call it a bird.
So I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Under the car wash.
Under the covers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Wet army girl
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
When I'm a nigger
Cry in the night into hell
If no one else
Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
When I'm big girl
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
When I'm bigger
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
When I'm your girl
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
You're scarin' the space
You stare into space
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Adjust out demons inside
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
And I guess that's why they call it a loo,
Time on my ass could be time spent with you.
And I guess that's why they call it the blues,
Time on my hands could time spent with you.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
And I guess that's why they call it a loo.
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
And I guess that's why they call you buffoon
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
And while I'm away just count lemons and sign
And while I'm away cast out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
And while I'm away, just put lemons inside
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Between you and me I could almost forsake
Between you and me I could honestly say
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Between you and me I could honest have said
The banks can only get better
And while I'm away, just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong, before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long, before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Between you and me, I could honest have said
The banks can only get better
And while I'm away, just out lemons inside
I don't wanna belong, before you have made a run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
Between you and me, I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away, dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long, before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
But Mama never
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
But, Mama Nell
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cast your demons aside
Dust out the demons inside
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Chop off my hands
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Come on my hands
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Crimes at night are hell for Mama's in Hell
Cry in the night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry at night if it helps, for Mama Nell
or
Cry at night if it helps, if nothin' else
or
Cry at night if it helps, if nothing else
Cry in the night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry at night, if it helps
And Momma Nell.
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry at night, if it helps
For modern health
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry at night, if it helps, mama Nelps
Cry at night, if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps
But modern elf.
Cry at night, if it helps
But more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps, but modern elf.
Cry at night, if it helps, but more than ever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps, if nothing else
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps
If nothing else
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than Elves I simply love you
More than I love myself
Cry in the night if it help
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Cry in the night if it helps
With Mama Nell, I simply love you
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever, I simply love you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Don't look at it like eggs forever.
Don't look at it like it's forever.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
I don't wanna belong
And it won't be long
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
I guess that's why they call it Frogger blues
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
I guess that's why they call them Dabloons
I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Growing like Fonda
Under the covers
Laughing like children
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder
Under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Laughing like children, living like lovers,
Bowling like Gunther, under the covers.
Laughing like children, living like lovers,
Rolling like thunder, under the covers.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Growing like Fonda, under the covers
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder, under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Mamarelle
But more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Red army girl
Trying the microphone helps
Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Roland, like thunder under the colors
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Roland, like thunder under the covers.
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Rollin' like thunder, under the car
Rollin' like thunder, under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Rolling like thunder under the clouds
Rolling like thunder under the covers
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
So I guess that's why Nicole had the Poo's
So I guess that's why they call it the blues
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
So I guess that's why Nicole had the blues.
So I guess that's why they call it the blues.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Time all I had
Could be time spent in view
Time on my hands
Could be time spent with you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Time on my hands, poopy times spent with you
Time on my hands, could be time spent with you
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Time on my head
Time on my hands
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Wait on my girl, cry in the night if it helps
With momma there I simply love you
More than I love life itself
Wait on me, girl, cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Well, I'm a girl
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Well, I'm your girl
Wait on me, girl.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Well, army girl
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
Well, army girl
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
When I'm Big Bird
Cry in the life into hell, but no one else
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
Big Bird is a character from Sesame Street.
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
When I'm Big Bird
Cry in the life into hell, but no one else
Wait on me, girl
Cry in the night if it helps, but more than ever
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
When I'm a girl
Wait on me, girl
"I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
When I'm bigger
Wait on me, girl
"I Want Love"
But it's an opposum
But it's impossible
"I Want Love"
I can't love, Chock Full O' Holes
I can't love, shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
I can't love, a shop full of hoes
I can't love, shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
I want love on mountains
I want love on my own terms
"I Want Love"
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen so much taffy
Me, I carry too much baggage
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much taffy
Me, I carry so much baggage
Oh man, I've seen
So much traffic
"I Want Love"
Oh man I've seen so much taffy
Oh man I've seen so much traffic
"I Want Love"
Oh man, I've seen so much tragic.
Oh man, I've seen so much traffic.
"I Want Love"
Shock full of holes
Shot full of holes
"I Want Love"
Shop full of holes
Shot full of holes
"I'm Still Standing"
And I'm still scared after all this time
And I'm still standing after all this time
"I'm Still Standing"
And did you think that Stoke would ever win?
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standing"
And if our love was just a service
And if our love was just a circus
"I'm Still Standing"
And if you think that Stoke'll never win
And did you think this fool could never win
"I'm Still Standing"
And if you think the smoker ever wins
And if you think this fool could ever win
"I'm Still Standing"
Behind that a** you use
Behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Behind that meth you use
Behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Don't you know that I'm Bill Stanley?
Don't you know that I'm still standing?
"I'm Still Standing"
Don't you know that I'm still Stanley
Don't you know that I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Don't you know that I'm still static
Don't you know that I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Don’t you know that I’m still stabbing.
Don't you know that I'm still standing?
"I'm Still Standing"
Dr. Stanley
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
Feelin' like a priest designed my life
without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life
without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Feelin' up the little kids
Feelin' like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Feeling like a little kiss
Feeling like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
Feeling up a little kid
Feeling like a little kid
"I'm Still Standing"
I don't stand it.
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I feel Spanish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm still standing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
"I'm Still Standing"
I grill salmon.
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I piss standing
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I steal diamonds after all these years
I'm still standing after all these years
"I'm Still Standing"
I stole Santa
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm Neil Diamond
I'm still standin'
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm Phil Hartman
I'm Still Standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm a sandwich
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm so sad
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm steel standing.
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still Spanish
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still Stan Lee
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still dancin'
I'm still standin'
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still jivin'.
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still silly
I'm still standing
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm still spanking (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
I'm still standing (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
"I'm Still Standing"
I'm your daddy...yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing...yeah, yeah, yeah
"I'm Still Standing"
I've got a taste for blood in a simple way.
I've got a taste for love in a simple way.
"I'm Still Standing"
I've got stamina
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Looking like a juice in Bob
Looking like a true survivior
"I'm Still Standing"
Pickin' up the feces of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Pickin' up the fishies of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
Pickin' up the species of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
"I'm Still Standing"
So you think that Stoke could never win.
And if you think this fool could ever win.
"I'm Still Standing"
The threats you made at the Kentucky Downs
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
"I'm Still Standing"
Uncle Statten
I'm still standing.
"I'm Still Standing"
Your Bud Light winter freezer's just like ice.
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice.
"I'm Still Standing"
Your Budweiser lizard freezes just like ice
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I'm Still Standing"
Your Budweiser winter freezes just like ice
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I'm Still Standing"
Your blood like fever, feet are just like ice
You got a cold lonely night that shines from you
You hide up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you loose
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
"I'm Still Standing"
Your flood light really freezes just like ice
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
"I've Seen That Movie Too" (MP3)
So keep your orgasms for somebody,
Who hasn't got someone to lose,
'Cause you can tell by the lines I've been writing,
That I've seen that movie too.
So keep your auditions for somebody,
Who hasn't got so much to lose,
'Cause you can tell by the lines I'm reciting,
That I've seen that movie too.
"I've Seen The Saucers" (MP3)
Watching them, flying information
Watching them flying in formation
"If the River Can Bend"
I'll find you raking
I'll find you waiting
"In Neon"
Mystic and magic
Lipstick and lashes
Aisle of girls
Island girl
And she wrap herself around you like a well-born tiger.
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
And she wrap herself around you like a werewolf's tire.
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire.
Down my leg, she done crossed 42nd Street.
Down where Lexington 'cross 42nd Street
He want to shave you, but the crack is lost.
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost.
He want to take you back to paradise
He want to save you just because it's right.
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
He want to take you from the racket balls.
He want to take you from the racket boss.
He want to take you some Iraqi pot.
He want to take you from the racket boss.
He want to take you wants you to rack his balls
He want to take you from the racket boss.
He wants to save you from the record bar.
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
He wants to take you from your racquet club.
He wants to save you from the racket boss.
He wants to take you from your regular spot
He want to stay with you
Buy you cole slaw.
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you
But the cause is lost.
He wants to take you to the record shop
He wants to take you lots of coke and pop.
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost.
He wants to tame you, till the record pops
He wants to sing you, but the cause is lost
He wants to take you from the racket boss
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost
High-end girl
Island Girl
I like girl
What you wantin' in this island world?
Island girl
What you wantin' wid de white man's world?
I like girls!
Island girl!
I like girls.
Island girl
I love girls!
Island girl!
I see a beef black, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see her teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see a big fat Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see your B-flat, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see your big flash, you make 'em honey so sweet
Down my legs she done 'cross 47th Street
Oh, she's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in 'The Bare Sailor'
Island girl
What you want with de white man's world?
Ah Island girl
Black man want you in his island world
He want to take you from the record boss
He want to save you but your cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you want with de white man's world
Well she's black as coal but she burned like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well-worn tyre
You feel that air scratch your back just like a ray
He one more gonk, he one more chonk who make a mistake
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
Oh, she's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city
Island girl
What you wanting with de white man's world
Ah Island girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but your cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's world
Well she's black as coal but she burned like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well-worn tyre
You feel her nail scratch your back just like a rake
He one more gone, he one more John who make the mistake
I see your feet splash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet.
Island Girl
Whatchoo wadda wid da wide man's whirl
Island Girl
What you wanting with the white man's world
Island girl, like I want you in this island world.
He want to take you from the record buff
He want to send you, but the cores is sloshed.
Island girl, black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but the cause is lost.
Island girl
What you want in your life van swirl.
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
Island girl
What you want and what you will, dance - swirl.
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
Isle of girls.
Island girl
Me want to take you
From the wrecking ball.
He want to take you
From the racket boss.
She want to take you to the racquet club.
He want to take you from the racket boss.
She's a big girl, she's ninety-six foot three.
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three.
She's a big girl, she's standin' six foot three
Turnin' tricks for the dudes in the bed, selling.
She's a big girl, she's standin' six foot three
Turnin' tricks for the dudes in the big city
She's black-a** cold.
She's black as coal.
Tell me that you're wonton in a woman's world
Tell me what you're wanting with a white man's world
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks,
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks,
Tell me what you want and stop the wise cracks, girl.
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's, girl.
Turning Trix for the dudes in the bet, say "Damn it!"
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city
Up my leg she crawled and poured herself a treat
Down where Lexington cross Fourty-Second Street
You feel an elf scratch your back
You feel her nail scratch your back
"I’m Still Standing"
Feeling like a tune survivor
Feeling like a true survivor
"I’m Still Standing"
Looking like I’m two survivors
Looking like a true survivor
"Kiss The Bride"
But we would fill all the rooms with parafin
For that was one of the things we did.
But if the groom would have known, he would have a fit
About his wife and the things we did.
"Kiss the Bride"
Don't wanna kiss the bride
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
I wanna kiss the Bible
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
I want a big surprise
I wanna kiss the bride
"Kiss the Bride"
Well, I fought it, but I can get hit
Well, I thought it, but I kept it hid
"Lady Samantha"
Lady Samantha, she's a horny tease
Lady Samantha, she sheds only tears
"Lady Samantha"
Lady Samantha, she's your horny tease
Lady Samantha, she sheds only tears
"Lady Samantha"
Lady Samantha
She sips only teas
Lady Samantha
She sheds only tears
And Jesus, he wants a golden p***s,
Leaving Levon far behind.
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus,
Leaving Levon far behind.
And Jesus, he wants to see my penus
Leaving Levon far behind.
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Levon far behind.
And he shall bat leadoff
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be leave on
And he shall be a man.
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall believe 'em
And he shall be a good man
And he shall believe 'em
And temptation went the family plan.
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan.
And he shall believe on
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And he showed me Levon,
And he showed me a good man
He showed me Levon
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Levon
And his sow made a livin'
In tradition with the family plan
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
or
And his sow made a livin'
And his sow made a good man
And he shall be a Levon
And he shall be a good man
And tease us, he wants to show his penis
And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
And they shouted 'Levon'
And he shall be a good man.
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
And this town better leave home, I done shot me a good man.
And he shall be Levon. And he shall be a good man.
And we shall leave Levon,
And we shall leave a good man
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
He called his jive Jesus
He calls his child Jesus
He calls his dog Jesus.
He calls his child Jesus.
He calls his job Jesus
He calls his child Jesus
He causes child Jesus.
He calls his child Jesus
He finds his business thrives.
His family business thrives.
He was born a bopper doin' porn.
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
He was born a father to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the walls begun
Now you're tossin' your hands aside today
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
He was born a father to a son, on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'Doris Day!'
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
He was born a papa to a porn.
He was born a pauper to a pawn.
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day
When the New York Times forgot its name.
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, 'God is Dead!'
Heaven tossed into Hell a son today.
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
How many times have you heard this song today?
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
I hear sounds that are leave on
I hear sounds a good man.
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man.
I'm having a tossed salad today.
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
I've been tossed in a healthy son today.
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
I've been tossed into the sun today.
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
I've been toxic to have a son today
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
I've been trusted to have a son today.
Alvin Tostig has a son today.
In a carriage by the Milky Way
in a garage by the motorway
In a carriage by the Morley Way
In a garage by the motorway
In a carriage by the motorway
In a garage by the motorway
In a carrot by the motorway
In a garage by the motorway
In a gay ranch by the motorway
In a garage by the motorway
Jesus blows up baboons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them cry.
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
Levon Saskatoon blooms in town.
Levon sells cartoon balloons in town.
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
He finds his business flying.
Levon sell cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives.
Levon wears his Moorhuhn like a crown
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
"Moorhuhn" is the German name of the Crazy Chicken, which gives a nice picture of Levon wearing a Crazy Chicken-shaped hat.
Levon wears his wahoo like a crown.
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
Levon wears his war room like a crown because of child Jesus
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
Levon wears his woman like a crown.
Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
Levon, Levon likes his Mommy.
Levon, Levon likes his money.
To the pharmacy in town
To the finest school in town
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
When a neon sign said, "God is dead, and the wall's begun."
When the New York Times said, "God is dead, and the war's begun."
When the New York Times said, "God is King..."
When the New York Times said, "God is dead..."
"Little Jeanie"
And I want you to do my arithmetic
I want you to be my lover.
And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeanie"
Oh, now who would treat you cruel?
Oh, there were others who would treat you cruel
"Little Jeannie"
And I want you to be in Alcatraz
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
And I want you to be my aftermath
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
And I want you to be my aftermath
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
And I want you to be my anchorman
I want you to be my love-bird
And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeannie"
And I want you to be my man-to-man
And I want you to be my acrobat
"Little Jeannie"
And give it to the Lord of me
And give it to the likes of me
"Little Jeannie"
Little G-nail
or
Little cheating
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Little Jeary
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Little Jimmy
or
Little Debbie
or
Little baby
or
Little Jamie
or
Little Janie
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
Little Jimmy
Little Jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
No cheating!
Oh Jeannie!
"Little Jeannie"
Oh, little beanie
Oh, little jeannie
"Little Jeannie"
So I'll see you when I can
and make yourself a man of me
and I want you to be my Aquaman
I want you to be my lover
So I see you when I can
you make me all a man can be
and I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my lover
"Little Jeannie"
You stepped into my life like a pipe dream.
You stepped into my life from a bad dream.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
I can tell by the things I'd do with another man.
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
I was playing Martin Mull
I was playing rock and roll
"Love Lies Bleeding"
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and s*** the bed
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
"Love Lies Bleeding"
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold it so he s*** the bed.
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Love that feeling in my hand.
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Love that feeling in my hand
I can tell by the things I can do with another man.
Love lies bleeding in my hand
It kills me to think of you with another man.
"Love Lies Bleeding"
Oh the things I could think of to do with another man
Oh it kills me to think of you with another man
"Love Lies Bleeding"
On my feet and in my hands
Love lies bleeding in my hand.
I'm just glad I didn't sing it in front of anyone!
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Hallucinogen disguised with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Look for the girl with the sunnin' horizon -- she's gone.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Louisiana sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky looked down
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky went down.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with Colitis goes by.
The girl with kaleidescope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The grosso and gretta beehive
They grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The grouse are incredibly high.
That grow so incredibly high.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Who pays your taxes up here on the shore?
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
A girl with colitis go buys.
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
A girl with karate close by
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy and her spies with garland
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy in despise with diapers
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with Dharma
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with diapers
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
The girl with the colitis goes by.
The girl with the kaleidascope eyes
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
The grosso and gretta beehive
They grow so incredibly high
I had Robert Mitchum
I had Little Richard
I had a little peep show and that black piano
I had Little Richard and that black piano
I was a maid in England
I was made in England
Ryan Goss and me, a brother.
Cryin' God, send me a brother.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
He's sewing sand.
He's so insane.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
I can see Vera Wang.
I can see very well.
"Madman Across The Water" (MP3)
Is the madman black or are the windows painted
Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
I can see Vera Wang.
There's a boy on the reef with a broken back.
I can see very well.
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back.
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
Is the madman blind or are the windows painted
Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted
"Madman Across the Water" (MP3)
The In-Laws hope they'll see ya buried soon
The in-laws hope they'll see ya very soon
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Give it up, David, David
Mama can't buy you gum.
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Give up, Jhonny, Jhonny
Mama can't buy you blah
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Given up bathin', bathin'
Mama can't buy you love.
Give it up, baby, baby
Mama can't buy you love.
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Hominy is a chance to make you mine
All I need is a chance to make you mine
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Mama don't knock you
Mama don't want you
"Mama Can't Buy You Love"
Marbles don't want you
Mama don't want you
"Mandalay Again"
Life is a Pastrami.
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
Lives that left us drowning
Rumor that burned like gasoline...
"Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)"
And you're looking up to God whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
"Nikita"
Captain Tantric's soldiers in a room.
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Captain, ten tin soldiers in a roll
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Chicken tikka, is it coal?
Hey Nikita, is it cold?
"Nikita"
Counting Tintin soldiers in a roll.
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Counting tensioned soldiers in a row
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Cows and tents which solder in the road.
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
Do you ever see the latest Stella rise?
or
Do you ever see the latest hell arrive?
Do you ever see the letters that I write?
"Nikita"
Got to tempt them soldiers in the road
Nikita counting ten tin soldiers in a row
"Nikita"
Hey Nikita is it cold
In you little cannon of the ward
Hey Nikita is it cold
In your little corner of the world
"Nikita"
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little mobile home?
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world?
"Nikita"
In Nikita, there's a cove,
In your little corner of the world
You can row around the globe
And never find a warmer soul to love
Hey, Nikita, is it cold
In your little corner of the world,
You can roll around the globe,
And never find a warmer soul to know
"Nikita"
Just look towards the woods and find a friend.
Just look towards the West and find a friend.
"Nikita"
Mickey Mouse, I need you so
Nikita, I need you so
"Nikita"
Oh I saw you by the womb
Oh I saw you by the wall
"Nikita"
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my hole
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home
"Nikita"
Oh Nikita you will never know anything a Pac-Man hope
Oh Nikita you will never know anything about my home
"Nikita"
Oh Nikita, you will never know
Anything about my hole.
or
Oh, the guitar you will never know.
Oh Nikita you will never know
Anything about my home.
"Nikita"
Oh, Nikita, it's the other side
I'll learn to give a light in time
Oh, Nikita is the other side
Of any given line in time
"Nikita"
Tending to your kin soldiers in a row.
Ten of your tin soldiers in a row.
"Nikita"
The key to...
Nikita
"Nikita"
With eyes that a looked like eyes on fire
With eyes that looked like ice on fire
"Original Sin"
I dream of flies
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Goes from every corner of your life.
A dream will fly
The moment that you open up your eyes
A dream is just a riddle
Ghosts from every corner of your life.
"Original Sin"
Oh yeah, it's all in my original sin
Oh you were always my original sin
"Original Sin"
Oh you were always my original sting
Oh you were always my original sin
"Original Sin"
Tell me why I shouldn't decide
Tell me why I shudder inside
"Part Time Love"
Potty time love is bringing me down
Part time love is bringing me down
"Part Time Love"
With you, Milo
With you, my love
"Passengers"
Another passenger who wants to get on
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Passengers"
Deny the passenger
or
Denada passenger
or
Denother passenger
Another passenger
"Passengers"
The horny passengers who want to get off
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Passengers"
There's anger in the silence, it's tattooed in your veins, you hear it in a blood bank and ride it on the streets...
There's anger in the silence, there's wheels upon the jail, a black train built of bones on a copper rail...
"Passengers"
To make a chain of food
To make a chain of fools
"Passengers"
Tonight's the passenger
Deny the passenger
"Passengers"
Wander on, he wander on
Wander on, he wander on
Want to get on, he want to get on
Want to get on, he want to get on
"Passengers"
Want a guitar, he want a guitar
Want a guitar, he want a guitar
Want to get on, he want to get on
Want to get on, he want to get on
"Passengers"
We blame it on the ritz and the wallaby bong.
Deny the passengers who want to get on.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
'Cause I live in Greece,
this Philadelphia freedom
'Cause I live and breathe
this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
'Cause I'm livin' free, this Philadelphia freedom.
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
'cause I live and drink this Philadelphia screen bug
'cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Be my Keystone mama, daddy never had
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Billy Jack W. Beatle
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
China Lights...China lights
Shine a light...shine a light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Chocolat, chocolat
Chocolat, won't you chocolat?
Shine a light, shine a light
Shine a light, won't you shine a light?
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Chocolite, Chocolite
Shine a light, shine a light.
Mitch Kramer adds: "A Chocolite, for you young kiddies who don't know, was a popular chocolate candy bar in the 1970s. It had little air pockets in it, making it lighter than a similar sized solid chocolite bar (hence, the name). It was kind of like a Nestle Crunch, but with air instead of the Rice Krispies."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Daphne, rise and bring the ice.
Zapped me, right between the eyes.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Don't forget that I was born and raised in Siam
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Feel a girl out with freedom.
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Filla, Daffy, and Freda
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I want more than wings to fly.
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I was born I've played with f**s.
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I was born a raging fag.
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I was born a waste of time.
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I was born away from light.
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the day that I was born
I've waved t' f**s.
From the day that I was born
I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
From the place where I was born and raised a man.
From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Gave me a piece of Mama
Daddy never had.
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Gave me peace that my Puff Daddy never had.
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Gave me piece of Momma
Daddy never had.
Gave me a piece of mind
My daddy never had.
Nelson Kane adds: "People don't seem to realize that some artists intentionally sing a lyric so that it sounds like the controversial meaning. Maybe Elton John writes the lyric as "Gave me a piece of mind, My daddy never had," but he's singing it to equally sound like, "Gave me piece of momma, daddy never had." And he knows it: he's not that bad a singer! Artists know how to sing a lyric so that it sounds like it could be two things, and there are other examples of this in John's songs. We are NOT mishearing it."
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Ghirardelli freedom
Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Ghirardelli: a freedom
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Give me piece of mind but, Daddy, never hand.
Give me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I like living easy with our fam'ly of guys.
I like living easy without family ties.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be a hard beatin' photon one.
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be a hard beating boze on one.
I used to be a heart beating for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be a hard-lovin' Mozart woman
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be a hard-workin' son-of-a-gun.
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be a roller coaster
I used to be a rolling stone, you know
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to be hard-beatin' bosom one.
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I used to have a heart beatin' bosom woman.
I used to have a heart beatin' for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
I'd love to find an ounce along the road.
I'd leave to find the answer on the road.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Independence of freedom
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
It used to be a hobby to f*ck someone
I used to be a heart beating for someone.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
It's that W feeling
The large Marshall
Philadelphia Freedom
I lo-ove ya.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Look what happened to Frida!
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
P.O.W. Freedom
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
P.O.W. Mia
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Phil I dealt you a free one
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Phila-f***in' freedom
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philadelphi-alfredo
Philadelphia freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philadelphia Cream Cheese I love you, yes I do
Philadelphia freedom I love you, yes I do
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philadelphia dreamer
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philadelphia feeling
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philadelphia people
Philadelphia Freedom
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Philidelphia Freedom left me knee high to her man now.
Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Phillideffi Feed 'em left me bee hive 209.
Philadelphia Freedom took me knee-high to a man.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Piece of Mama Daddy never had
Peace of mind my daddy never had
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Piece old Mom and Daddy never had.
Peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Pleemos-delphio-pleemos, shine on me.
Philadelphia freedom, shine on me.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Satellite, satellite
Shine a light, shine a light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shadow line, shadow line
Shadow line, with ya' shadow line
Shine the light, shine the light
Shine the light, won't ya' shine the light?
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shine a light through the eyes of the worst left behind.
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shine a light through the island
The war's left behind.
Shine a light to the eyes of
The ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shine a light to the eyes of the one that would hide
Shine a light to the eyes of the ones left behind
I figured the song was about 'coming out'... you know Philadelpha (brotherly love). Actualy it is a tribute to Elton's very good friend Billie Jean King, who played for the professional tennis team, "The Philidelphia Freedoms"
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shine a light to the ones left behind.
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shine a light, Rudy, I was the one left behind.
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shonda Light
Shine the light.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shop around
Shine the light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Shopaholic
Shine a light
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
That's a piece of ass my Daddy never had.
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Through the eyes and the warmth that they hide
Shine a light through the eyes of the ones left behind.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Till the weepin' willow freedom zapped me OR Till the whippoorwill and freedom family
Till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Till the whippoorwill of freedom shot right between the eyes
Till the whippoorwill of freedom zapped me
Right between the eyes
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
Yeah, the disco mama my daddy never had.
Yeah, gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
You can be some mamma Daddy never had.
Yeah gave me peace of mind my daddy never had.
"Philadelphia Freedom" (MP3)
as I near the street it's Philadelphia Freedom
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom.
"Pinball Wizard"
I thought I was the batty cable king
I thought I was the Bally table king
"Pinball Wizard"
I thought I was the veritable king.
I thought I was the Bally table king.
"Pinball Wizard"
She's a pitbull wizard
She's a pinball wizard
"Pinball Wizard"
That cat stomping bling kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
or
That death, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
That damn f****ng blind kid
Shout 'cause he can't bawl.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure had big big b***s.
That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
"Pinball Wizard"
That deat, dumb, blind kid
Sure has big big b***s.
That deaf dumb, blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
"Please"
Show change
or
Slow change
Short changed
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I hurt his back
Has anybody here seen Razor Face?
I heard he's back
"Recover Your Soul"
Love was an empire
Love was a fire
'Till touchdown brings me 'round, I get too high.
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find.
A Pop-A-Matic is the one I want.
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
I was six years old when I misheard this lyric on WRKO 680 AM in Boston. When I compared notes with my friends at recess Monday morning, there was unanimous agreement that Elton must be talking about the newly introduced Pop-A-Matic. I suspect that the phrase, "I'm not the man they think I am at home." would have meant nothing to a bunch of six year old kids anyway.
And I think it's gonna be a long long time to touch
Don brings me round again to hide,
I'm not the man they think I am at all,
Oh no no no,
I'm a rocket man,
Rocket man Bernie Taupin fuse of hairy long
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touchdown brings mirror again to find.
Don't know 'bout the things I'll never know, no no no no.
I'm a rocket man, rocket man, burning down the street with people on.
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Touchdown brings me round again to find
I’m up all night I think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a rocket man
Rocket man, burning on the streets of Babylon
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh Hezekiah by then.
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh as a kite by then.
And I'm gonna be high high high as a kite by Ben.
And I'll be high, -igh, -igh as a kite by then.
And I'm gonna be high, as the time flies in.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
And not that many think I am at home.
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Another man they think I am at home.
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Another man to take Iron Man home.
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Bars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
in fact its cold as hell
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
Breathing all these fumes all everlong
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Breathing out his fuels on everyone
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Bringin' home a ham and provolone
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Buring up his wings at Heaven's door.
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' Howard Hughes up here alone.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all his fuel, with helment on.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all the Jews in Babylon
Burnin' out this fuse up here alone.
Lisa L3 Lislangsta adds: "I'm now have a degree in religion. I think it was needed."
Burnin' all the fuel I've ever known.
or
Burnin' out a fat joint up here alone.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone.
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol.
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
or
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' all the shoes off everyone
or
Burning off the strings up here, alone
or
Burning off the fumes of ethanol
or
Burnin' on refuse of ether now
or
Burning down the trees on every lawn
or
Burning up the feet of hellespond.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' altitude up, Heaven borne
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' down in Tucson here alone.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' down the streams of Perillon.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' down the streets of Aragon
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burnin' down the streets of Avalon
Burnin' his fuse up here alone
Burnin' down the streets of Babylon.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' down the streets of hell alone.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' down the strings the hair is on
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
This is hilarious
Burnin' down through the air alone.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' in the breeze, my hair's too long.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' like a neon flame on fire
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' like a two dog paragon.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' off the pubes up here alone.
Burnin' out the fuse up here alone.
Burnin' on a fuse on Heaven's lawn.
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
Burnin' on the fumes of pheromone
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' on the streets of heaven on
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' on the strings I've ever known
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' out a fuse in every bone.
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
Burnin' out his fuel of Aerosol
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' out his fuse, his hairs too long.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' out the street of paranorm.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up a pair of hairy gnome
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' up his fuel to Gammalon.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up his shoes on Hera's lawn.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up my shoes a pair alone.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up the fields of pheromones.
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up the fuse of the carolers.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' up the roads of heaven, lord
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Burnin' up the streets of Arizona
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burnin' up the streets, I live along.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burning all the shoes I've ever known.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning all the shoes I've ever owned
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning all the things I've ever known.
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning all the treetops, hair is gone.
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
Burning all your Nissan hair along.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burning altitude up here alone.
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
Burning and his shoes are very long
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burning down the fields of Avalon
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning down the fields of Avalon
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning down the streets of Adelong.
Burnin' his fuse up here alone
Adelong is a town in New South Wales (Australia)
Burning down the streets of Avalon
Burning down the fuse, I'm heaven-bound
Burning down the streets of Oregon
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning hairs of Pelilome
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning like a two ton abalone
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burning like a two-tone telephone
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning like the fields of Babylon.
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
Burning like the springs at Avalon.
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning off the shoes of Avalon.
Burning off his fuse up here alone.
Burning on a fuse not very long
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning on the fields of Arrimore
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning on the spheres of Heaven alone.
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
Burning on this fuse, oh here, Elon
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning out his shoes on heaven’s lawn
Burning out his fuse out here alone.
Burning out of fuel for very long.
Burning up his fuse up here alone.
Burning out the hues of Heaven home.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning out this useless telephone
Burning up this fuse up here alone
Burning out to see your Avalon.
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Burning up atmospheres up here alone
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning up his fuse on Paramore
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning up his shoes I'm very long.
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burning up the fields of Avalon
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning up the fields of everlong
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning up the fuels of Lebanon
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Burning up the fumes of glammazon.
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burning up the streets in motor home
or
Burning up the fuel in my motor home.
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Burnin’ up the music airborne
Burnin’ up his fuse up here alone
Girl you better leave your hair alone
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Girl you gonna be a debutante
Burning up his fuse up here alone
Hurlin' out into the deadly void
Burning out his fuse up here alone
I'm a Rocket Man,
Burnin' out the poo in the Dead of Dawn
I'm a rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
I'm not the man I think I am alone
I'm not the man they think I am at home
I'm not the man they think I am at all
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
I'm not the man they think I am at all
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Knock him down
Rocket man
Learnin how to please up everyone.
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
Ma, this ain't no place to raise your kids.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
Malls ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In factories cold as Hell.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact it's cold as Hell.
Mom's ain't the kind of face to raise your kids.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
Mr Grohl is singing 'Everlong'
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Porcupine
Burned the only shoes I've ever known.
Rocket Man
Burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
Rock of mine, burning up the bridge of Avalon
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rock, oh my, early down the streets at Avalon
or
Rock-a-by, early down the streets at Avalon.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket Man burnin' out the trees out there out yon (meaning out yonder)
Rocket Man burning out the fuse up here alone
Trump calling the N. Korean leader "Rocket Man" was not funny, but rather scary.
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his shoes up here, uh huh
Rocket Man,
burnin' up his fuse up here alone
Rocket Man, birds are gonna screw up everyone
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone
Rocket Man, burnin' on a beach bar telephone
Rocket Man, burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Rocket Man,
Burning out his shoes with ethanol.
Rocket Man,
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket Man
Burly, dandruff, shoes off, hair real long.
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket Man
Hurlin' up the Tuna Helper, now.
Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burnin' all the shoes I've ever owned
Rocket man, burnin' out your fuse up there alone
Rocket man, burnin' down the fields of tarragon.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burning all the shoes off every lawn.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burning down the tree tops her for long.
Rocket man, burning off his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burning on the blues on everyone
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
Rocket man, burning up a shoe from Heaven ong.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burning up like Jesus' hairy b***.
Rocket Man, burnin' up his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, burning up the trees on every lawn
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
Rocket man, early mornin' treetop Babylon
Rocket man, Burning off his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man, turning out his shoes for everyone
or
Rocket man, burning up the tarp forever more
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
Rocket man
Bernie Taupin sleeps with everyone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin down the streets I've ever known.
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin' down the fields of heaven, oh!
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops evry morn.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin' down the treetops headin' home.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin' up loose on everyone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burning all the trees off every lawn.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Hurlin' down his fuel on everyone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Irwin Allen says our hair is long.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burnin' up the trees at every home.
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burning down the sheets of Herringbone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse on everyone.
or
Rocket man
Burnin' up the fuse of everyone.
Rocket man
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone.
Rocketman, burning up the beasts of tarragon.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocketman
Burnin' down a two-ton herring bone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocketman
Burning all the shoes off everyone.
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Rocky time, burning out of things in Heaven lone.
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
Running out of fuel at Perihelion
Burning out his fuse up here alone
She packed my bags last night me flight
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero out, ninety in.
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
She packed my bags last night reply
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
She packed my bags last night – re-flight
...
Burning out the strings of heraldom
...
And there's no-one there to raise them if you're dead
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
... Burning out his fuse up here alone
...
And there's no-one there to raise them if you did
My lyrics are better. Have looked at the original handwritten lyrics – it is "if you did", but this makes no sense.
She packed my bags last night, free flight
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Turnin' up these useless pheromones
Burning up his fuse up here alone
We packed my bags last night, we fight
Weirdo Coward, Auntie Em.
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
burning down the streets of Oregon
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Burnin' down the treetops ever long
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
Rocket man
Girl you gotta leave my hair alone
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
Rocketman Burning down to here my hair is gone
Rocketman Burning out his fuse out here alone
Rocketman
Burning down the trees in every lawn
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
Rocketman
Burning out his shoes with Eva Braun
Rocketman
Burning out his fuse out here alone
Have mercy on the criminal
Jesus on the wall.
Mercy on the criminal
Jesus, I'm the one.
"Sacrifice"
And it's no sack of rice.
And it's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
And never do what you like.
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
And there is no sack of dice
And it's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
COCOA heart...
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Co, co ha
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Co-Co harem
Hard done by you.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Coal, Coal Hard.
Hart done by you
Cold, Cold Heart.
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocaine Heart, as done by you
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocaine Heart
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Coco Hart
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Coco hard
Are done by you.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Coco hard
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa Heart, Hot Dog Bayou
Cold, cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa farts, are done by you
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa hard,
Hard, done by you
Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa heart
Outdone by you
Cold , cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa heart, in some bayou.
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa heart
A rendezvous
It's getting better, baby
It's a 2x2
Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things look better, baby
Just passing through
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa heart
Cold cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa heart
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa hot, hot done by you
Cold cold heart, hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cocoa hot
Hardened by you
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
Cold cold cars
Are done by ewes.
Cold cold heart
Hard done by you.
"Sacrifice"
Cold, cold harbour
Outdone by you.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Cold, cold heart
Pardoned by you
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you
"Sacrifice"
Did you misunderstand me?
Mutual misunderstanding.
"Sacrifice"
Each misunderstanding.
Mutual misunderstanding.
"Sacrifice"
Go go-kart
Cold cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Hardened by you
or
Part done by you
Hard done by you
"Sacrifice"
If Tupac's living in two separate worlds
It's two hearts living in two separate worlds
"Sacrifice"
If Tupac's living...
It's two hearts living...
"Sacrifice"
Into the boundaries,
Of each married mind.
Into the boundaries,
Of each married man.
"Sacrifice"
Into the foundry
Of each married man
With defeat come collies
And negativity lands.
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Into the foundry
Of each married mind
Seedy sheep comes calling
And negativity lies
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands
"Sacrifice"
It's no sack of rice.
It's no sacrifice.
"Sacrifice"
It's no sacrifice
Just a sinful world
It's two hearts slavin'
In two separate worlds.
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate worlds.
"Sacrifice"
It's no sacrifice
Just a sin for the world.
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
It's no sacrifice
Just to sing for the world.
It's no sacrifice
Just a simple word.
"Sacrifice"
It's too hard living, if there's ever a world
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate worlds.
"Sacrifice"
It's too hard slaving and to set the real world.
It's two hearts living in two separate worlds
"Sacrifice"
Ko Ko Heart, are done by you
or
Ko Ko Heart, heart done by you.
Cold cold heart, hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Mutual misunderstanding, after the fight
Mutual misunderstanding, after the fact
"Sacrifice"
No sacrifice, Earl.
No sacrifice at all.
"Sacrifice"
Polka dots
Cold, cold heart
"Sacrifice"
Purple hearts
Are done by you.
Cold, cold heart
Hardened by you.
"Sacrifice"
Sweet deceit comes calling
And there's two empty lives
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands.
"Sacrifice"
Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Sweet deceit comes calling.
"Sacrifice"
We're the sensible anglers
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Wee Lou's got an erection.
We lose direction.
"Sacrifice"
When the scent of hurt lingers and temptation's strong
When the scent of her lingers and temptation's strong
"Sacrifice"
When the semaphore lingers
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
When the xenophobe lingers
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
When they send off the legless
Amputation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
When they sent off old Angus
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
With a set of malingerers
Agitation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
With the scent of Aer Lingus and temptation's strong
When the scent of her lingers and temptation's strong
"Sacrifice"
With the scent of her danglers
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
With the scent of her leggings
And temptation's strong.
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong.
"Sacrifice"
Zachary's files
Sacrifice
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
And I ran out the Rose Bowl
It's the hottest spot with mammaries, women.
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
And Snuffleupagus can sing the blues.
And suffer just enough to sing the blues.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
If someone else's supper isn't enough
If someone is suffering enough
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Reach into your room, and feel them genitals.
Reach into your room and feel that gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Reach into your room
Just to feel the janitor.
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Reach into your room
Just to feel their genitals
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Reachin' to ya, rude
Just to feel their gentle tongue
Reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Saigon says so much
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Salsoul says so much
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Samsung says so much
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Santa says so much
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
See-saws say so much
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
South Park says so much
Sad songs say so much
South Park is an adult cartoon airing on Comedy Central.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Tannenbaum, Tannenbaum
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on
Tannenbaum is German for christmas tree
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Terminal
Turn 'em on
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Then reach into your room
They reach into your room
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
They reach into your womb.
They reach into your room.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
They reach into your womb
Just to feel their genitals.
They reach into your room
Just to feel their gentle touch.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
They reach you with a broom
They reach into your room
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Turn around, turn around, turn around sad songs.
Turn 'em on, Turn' em on, Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Turn on those Samsungs.
Turn on those sad songs.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad dogs
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
It was actually my son (who was about 5 at the time) who misheard the lyric. When questioned he said he thought they were toy dogs and they were sad because someone had turned them off.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Tylenol, Tylenol
Turn 'em on, turn 'em on.
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Well I'm always gone
When all hope is gone
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
When never is remained
When memories remain
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"
Why don't you chew and turned them on?
Why don't you tune in and turn them on?
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Neak into your room and feel your genitals
Sneak into your room and feel your gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Saint Saen say it so hard
Sad songs say so much
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
Sasson says so much
Take off your Sasson.
Sad songs says so much
Turn on those sad songs.
The misheard lyrics were used in a Sasson Jeans commercial.
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
That bridge into your room
Just feel your genitals
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Sad Songs Say So Much"
You reach into the roo
Just feel the joey touch
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us help with your aggravation
we've got another junk yard plan
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us hooligan aggravation
We had it with a decent plan.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make a Death Star plan.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
I'm a-sittin' in a sink and shout out
'She's a man!'
I may sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
I've had enough of your ass an' grading.
Don't give us none of your aggravation.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
My old man's a crock of fat a barrel full of monkeys
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
My old man's drunker than a bar full of winos.
My old man's out drunker than a barrel full of monkeys.
"Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" (MP3)
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than election year
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
Girl, I'd better let you in
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can drink a little drink and shag with Jimmy Dean.
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can sink a little drink and shout out "Jubilee"!
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Shake a leg!'
or
I can sink a little drink and shout out obscenities.
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sleep with Me!'
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'Sugar Man!'
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can sip a little drink and shout out 'Sizzleen!'.
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'.
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I can take a little shot of something Japanese!
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I drink a fifth of jack and scream out
'She's a man!'
I can sink a little drink and shout out
'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I drink a little shot of Dubonnet.
I can sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" (MP3)
I got a lot of sounds that I really like
Like the sound of Suzie on a motorbike.
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
And the Jews are my product of the working class.
I'm a juvenile product of the working class.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Are the sounds of a soup speed and a motorbike.
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give me all of that aggravation
The word is that he just don't care.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
This was heard during 'Dancing With The Stars' when their singers were singing it.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us more of your "had a vision",
We've had it with your Death Star plan.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of you agriculture,
We had it with your death star plans
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a lid of action in
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We have to wipe your desktop clean
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation,
We had it with your discipline.
Saturday nights alright for fighting,
Better in an election year!
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We had it with your discipline
Saturday nights alright for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had to make it just so clear.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
I hate it when you disappear.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your dental plan.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We're hiding out the Death Star plans.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your Death Star plans.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your guitar playin'.
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
You aggravate the p***-off clan.
Don't give us none of you aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your apple vision.
Don't give us none of your aggravation.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Donna set the stanzas light.
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Get up in the morning and the kids won't play
Mama says we'll dance all night.
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I can shoot a little drink and shout out,
Symphony!
I may sink a little drink and shout out,
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Chivalry!'
I can sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I can take a little drink and shout out 'Shake a leg!'
I can take a little drink and shout out 'She's with me.'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may drink a little drink and shout out, 'Sizzlean!'.
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'Cippone!'
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Cheese and eggs'
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Chevrolet!'
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'Lemonade!'
I may sink a little drink and shout out, 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's a man!
I may sink a little drink and shout out
She's with me!
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I may take a little drink and shout out 'Chickadee!'
I may sink a little drink and shout out 'She's with me!'
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
I've had enough of your aggravation
Don't give us none of your aggravation
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
It's getting late, have you seen my legs?
It's getting late, have you seen my mates?
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister lives in Kew in her braids and boots.
My sister looks real cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute and I'll raise you some boots
A handful of grease and a hare
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A hundred degrees in her hair
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
The hamburger grease in her hair.
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
With a nest full of bees in her hair
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
I handle the breeze in her hair
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her breeches and boots.
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
My sister looks cute in her britches and boots.
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity, sanity
Sanity, sanity
Sanity night's alright.
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night's alright.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Saturday night's all right for fighting.
Girl I'm gonna latch on in.
Saturday night's all right for fighting.
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Better than electioning.
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in.
"Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Even in an election year
Saturday night's all right for fighting
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
17, 17
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
A habit with The Jetsons play
We've had it with our dicipline
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
And shout out, "She's awake!"
or
And shout out, "She's away!"
And shout out, "She's with me!"
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give a stuff for your aggravation
We had it with your diesel plan
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of you aggravation,
We're hired to work and that's our plank
Don't give us none of you aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your jigsaw plan
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your annotations
Don't give us none of your aggravation
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Get a little actors in
Get a little action in
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Gonna set this dance tonight
Gonna set this dance alight
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Gymboree
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
I kinda like the sounds that I really like
Like the sound of a sixty-nine-ah motorbike
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
My old man’s jiving with the chesterfield junkies
And my old lady she don’t care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A candle of green in her hair
My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don’t care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Saddo day, Saddo day, Saddo day
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Saturday night's all white
All white, all white!
Saturday Night's Alright
Alright, Alright!
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Seven days, seven days
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Seventeen, seventeen
Saturday, Saturday
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
She's okay
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
Tripoli
She's with me
"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" (MP3)
forget about an ointment ass these toes drain
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
"Saturday Nite's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
Don't give us none of your "had a vision",
I've had it with your Death Star plan.
Don't give us none of your aggravation,
We've had it with your discipline.
"Saturday Nite's Alright For Fighting" (MP3)
You had to make a 'Death Star' plan.
We've had it with your discipline.
"Simple Life"
I'm hungry and I know you
And I won't break and I won't bend
"Simple Life"
I've a wombat and I womp it
And I won't break and I won't bend
"Simple Life"
We're going to get back to the circle of life again
We're going to get back to the simple life again
"Since God Invented Girls"
They're making seven wonders
Created for this squirrel.
There may be seven wonders,
Created for this world.
Like most Elton songs, read the lyrics the first few times you hear it, or you'll get all sorts of strange imagery in your head. He is my favorite artist, but his singing is the living embodiment of "Louie, Louie" mispronunciation.
"Skyline Pigeon"
But most of all please free me
From this aching memory
And open out this cage
Towards the sun
But most of all please free me
From this aching metal ring
And open out this cage
Towards the sun
And I get bummed for breakfast in the morning
I get bummed for dinner time and tea.
And I get bombed for breakfast in the morning
I get bombed for dinner time and tea.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
A butterflies a breed of fly
...and butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
A butterfly's a breed of fly
And butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
A butterfly's a freedom fly.
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
A butterfly's a freedom fly.
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
All about hypnotized sweet freedom.
Altar-bound, hyptonitzed sweet freedom.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
All about, hypnotized,
…
Never realized the passing hours, evening showers,
The good news hangin' in my darkest dreams
And the sun fired hard on the social scene
Dressed up on a lady dawn the nitty green
…
Second time, thank God my music's still alive
Altar-bound, hypnotized,
…
Never realised the passing hours of evening showers
Slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating Queen
…
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Almost had your looks and Steve, Denture Dear
Almost had you hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you?
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
you almost had your hooks in me didn't you?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone saved my life tonight, shit the bed
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone saved my life tonight, should have been
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone saved my life tonight, shoulda been
And someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone shave my wife tonight, Sugar Bear.
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone shaved my legs tonight, Sugar Bear
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
And someone shaved my legs tonight. Sugar Bear
And someone saved my life tonight, Sugar Bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Auto bond, hypnotized
Altar-bound, hypnotized
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Butterflies afraid to fly
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Butterflies and Freedom Fries
Butterflies are free to fly
Freedom Fries was a 2003 renaming from French Fries.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Butterflies and Freedom Fries
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Butterflies are Frida Fly.
And butterflies are free to fly.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Butterflies are afraid of flies
Butterflies are free to fly
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Chauffer there
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. dumbass forever.
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. dumbass forever.
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Come and save my aftermath
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Coming in the morning with a drug to take me home
Coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Danger here
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Didn't you, dear?
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Ditch a deer.
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Ginger beer
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Hypnotized with freedom
Hypnotized sweet freedom
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
I see clues hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm summoned by a haunted frozen scene
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. enhanced forever.
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds,
Paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your h-p emanced forever.
I would've walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds, paying your H.P. demands forever.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
I'm sleeping with myself tonight, second time
I'm sleeping with myself tonight, saved in time
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Pilsner beer
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Playing your expedience man forever
Paying your H.P. demands forever
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Prima Donna rocked you when you should've been there
...
You nearly had me roped and tied,
Audubon, hypnotized
Prima Donna lord you really should've been there
...
You nearly had me roped and tied,
Altar-bound, hypnotized
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Shouldn't be
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Shouldn't we?
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Sick and tired, thank God my music's still alive
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone said
Someone said
Someone said a lie
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone save my liver tonight, with tuna.
Someone saved my life tonight, tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone saved my life tonight, s*** the bed
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone saved my life tonight, she'll be there.
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone saved my life tonight, should have they?
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bag.
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my lice tonight.
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my wife last night.
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my wife tonight, Sugar bear
Someone saved my life tonight..
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my wife tonight, shaved her bare
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my wife tonight, sugar bear
Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaved my wife tonight
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone shaves my wife tonight.
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Someone spayed my wife tonight.
Someone saved my life tonight.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Somerset, Somerset
Someone saved, someone saved
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Sugar Bay
Sugar Bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Sugar baby
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Summer changed
Summer changed
Summer changed my life tonight
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Summer saved
Summer saved
Summer saved my life tonight
Someone saved
Someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Teacher, dear
Didn't you, dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
They're coming in the morning
Where they're drunk to take me home
They're coming in the morning
With a truck to take me home
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
Tinkerbell
Sugar bear
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those Easter nights
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
When I think of those distant nights
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those distant nights
When I think of those East End nights
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those east end lights
Muggy nights the curtains drawn
In the little room downstairs
Gina Lollabrigida, you should have been there
When I think of those east end lights
Muggy nights the curtains drawn
In the little room downstairs
Prima donna
Lord you really should have been there
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those eastern lights, muggy nights
...
Dreamed I'd done a lot, you really should have been there
...
And just one more beer, and I don't hear you anymore
...
You nearly had me roped and tied
Moribund, hypnotised, sweet freedom whispered in my ear
...
Sit loose, hangin' in my darkest dreams
And strangled by your heart of social scenes
...
Sick and tired, thank God my music's still alive
...
So save your friends, and run the field you play alone
When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights
...
Prima donna, lord, you really should-a been there
...
And it's one more beer, and I don't hear you anymore
...
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotised, sweet freedom whispered in my ear
...
A slip noose hangin' in my darkest dreams
I'm strangled by your haunted social scene
...
Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
...
So save your strength, and run the field you play alone
Much prefer my lyrics
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those eastern lights.
When I think of those east end nights.
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
When I think of those eastern mice
Moggy Knights cut and dried
In the livingroom downstairs
When I think of those east end nights
Muggy nights, Curtains drawn
in the little room downstairs
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
You almost had a hoot in me
You almost had your hooks in me
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
You almost had your hooves in me, Dingy Deer
You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
You nearly had your own tongue tied
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
You really had to open fire
or
You merely had me roped and tied
or
You nearly had me roped and died
or
You nearly had my hopes tied
or
Your beard, see, has to grow and fry
or
You dearly patted me to the side.
or
You merely were mad and moped and cried
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight" (MP3)
You really had to open fire
or
You merely had me roped and tied
or
You nearly had me roped and died
or
You nearly had my hopes tied
or
Your beard, see, has to grow and fry
or
You dearly patted me to the side
or
You merely were mad and moped and cried
You nearly had me roped and tied
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Although I'm a stee
I'm speechless and I don't know where's the tart.
In all honesty
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
And I can't eggs-play.
And I can't explain.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
And in the moon night
You just smell like a bacon on the plate
That in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Like a cloud of crusty sun
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
or
Like a shroud of salty cum
Like a cloud across the sun
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
You shine just like a beatin' on the bay.
You shine just like a beacon on the bay.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight"
Zimbabwe, you look tonight.
There's something about the way, you look tonight
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
And I can't reside
And I can't describe
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
And I get restrained
And I can't explain
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
And I get surprised
And I can't describe
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a bacon of the day
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon off the bay
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
I'm Screech and I don't know where to start
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
I'm Stitches
I'm speechless
"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
You just shine like a beagle from the bay
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
"Son of Your Father" (MP3)
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his thong and wished him well.
Van Bushell he came towards him
He shook his arm and wished him well.
"Song For Guy"
Is a tambourine playing?
...is a temporary thing
"Song For Guy"
Life, is a devil in zee.
Life, isn't death everything?
"Song for Guy"
Is it everything?
Isn't everything
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more observed
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
Suicide, suicide
Why can't we talk it over?
Its sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
What have I got to do to be her?
What have I got to do to be heard?
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" (MP3)
What have I got to do to be her
What have I got to do to be heard
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
...to meet your mommy?
...to make you love me?
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
And it's getting more and more observed
And it's getting more and more absurd
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
What have I got to do to make you crazy?
What have I got to do to make you care?
"Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" (MP3)
What have I got to do to meet your mommy?
What have I got to do to make you love me?
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Be ambition free
or
The ambition's free
or
The old pigeon's free
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Each inner feeling.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Each inner feelings.
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Easy to be with
Eat, drink and be merry
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Eat cake and pee in bed.
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Eat some chocolate cake and come along with me.
Eat, drink, and be merry. Come along with me.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Eat, drink and be Mary
Eat, drink and be merry
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Egypt will feel it.
Eat, drink and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Egypt'll fill it.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Eve can't you feel it?
Come along with me.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
Come along with me.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
He can't complete me.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
I'd like to sing about all the things
That Iron Mike had seen
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your idle mind can see
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
I'd like to thank you 40 years
I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
It's a mission spree
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Sad, sad-sad Christmas
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Send it for Christmas, the remission's free
or
Save it for Christmas, the remission's free
Step into Christmas, the admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
September Christmas, September Christmas
People wanna go to the 7-11
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
September Christmas, September Christmas
People walkin' slow forever and ever.
Step into Christmas, step into Christmas
People watchin' snow forever and ever.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
September Christmas
Be a fish on a spree.
or
Be a fish on a tree.
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Sex books for Christmas
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have new hair
So I'm sendin' you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop aboard the Jersey boat
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop aboard the Jersey boat
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop aboard the turd table
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop aboard the turkey boat.
So hop aboard the turntable.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop aboard this turkey bowl
So hop aboard this turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
So hop above that dirty boy
So hop above the turntable
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Christmas,
Efficiently
Step into Christmas,
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Christmas
Be a Christmas tree.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Christmas
Be emissions free.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Christmas
Bring your bichon frise.
Step into Christmas
The admission's free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Christmas
Where the fish are free.
Step into Christmas
The admission is free.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into Preakness
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step into reading
With permission free
Step into Christmas
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Step on the Christians
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Still into Christmas
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Take care in all you do next year
And kids smiling through the daze
Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
The adventure's free
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
The permission's free
The admission's free
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
There comes Christmas
Step into Christmas
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
We could not snow forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
We could wash the snow forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
We could watch the sofa forever and ever
We could watch the snow fall forever and ever
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Welcome to my Christmas dung, I've held it in throughout the year
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Welcome to my Christmas farts, I'd like to thank you for the beer
Welcome to my Christmas song, I'd like to thank you for the year
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Welcome to my Christmas song,
You'll hear it fifty times this year.
Welcome to my Christmas song,
I'd like to thank you for the year.
"Step Into Christmas" (MP3)
Welcome to my Christmas song
I've been gay throughout the year
Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year
Dust another streakin'
Naked news, just been around.
Just another street kid
Making news, just been around.
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Feed me through the tamer
Lead me through the chamber
"Take Me To The Pilot"
I am dented and-a spent with hot treason
Through a day of Diatone
Is the one danger zone
I am dented and I'm spent with high treason
Through a glass eye, your throne
Is the one danger zone
"Take Me To The Pilot"
If y'all feel that it's real, I'm gonna try
And I'm-a here, again, your prison
If you feel that it's real, I'm on trial
And I'm here, yeah, in your prison
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Oh he, maybe she
Well I'm told, and I'm never, never for certain
Or he may be she
What I'm told is never, never for certain
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Take me to the pilot
Lead me to the train.
Take me to the pilot
Lead me through the chamber.
"Take Me To The Pilot"
Take me to the power line controls
Take me to the pilot for control
"Take Me to the Pilot"
Well, I know he's not bold
Well, I know he's not old
"The Ballad of Danny Bailey" (MP3)
Dealing just dead
Dillinger's dead
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Crazy Caine would spit in your eye
Raisin' cane, I spit in your eye
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Evil slapstick on a Sat'day night
I even like steak on a Sat'day night
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Give your mum a fright if that's alright
I feel elastic on a Saturday night
The bitch can bake at your social dos
Eat meat on Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night
Can bitch the best at your social dos
My lyrics are funnier
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I blow my nose. My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
I don't like those! My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
I feel my lyrics are much more appropriate for the 1970s!
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I don’t like those!
My God, what’s that!
Oh, there’s a lot of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
I don't like those!
My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I was just a fly at 45, novocaine is not an aldehyde.
I was justified when I was five, Raisin' Cain, I spit in your eye.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I was just five when I was five
I was justified when I was five
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I'm a fish, I'm a fish, on a fishing rod.
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch, oh the bitch is back.
AND..... The DJ never would say the exact title of the song due to ongoing censorship. I only knew it was by Elton John. I fished a lot when this song came out too, I was just a preteen.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I'm a fish, I'm a fish
Oh, the fish is back.
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
I'm the breach, I'm the beach
All the bitches back
Snow cone sober as a matter a fact
I can preach, I can preach
'Cause I'm betterin' you
It's the way that I groove
The things that do. Whoa-a-a.
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do. Whoa-a-a.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
It was just a fad when I was five
I was justified when I was five
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Meet me on a Friday that's alright
I eat elastic on a Saturday night.
Eat meat on a Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Oh the bitch is black
Oh the bitch is back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Somebody stole my carwash pass
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Stone cold soda as a matter of fact
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
The BK's back
The bitch is back
BK as in Burger King
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
The Grinch is back
The bitch is back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
The b**ch is black.
The b**ch is back.
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Times are changin' now forget that
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Times are changin' now the boogie's back
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
"The Bitch Is Back" (MP3)
Times are changin' now, the pork and fat
Times are changin', now the poor get fat
"The Healing of Hands"
Reach out for the feeling of Hanes
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The Healing of Hands"
Reach out for the healing again
Reach out for the healing of hands
"The King Must Die" (MP3)
Jesus had the trouble, we just had to cry
Caesar's had your troubles; widows had to cry
"The Last Song"
I only thought I'd will
I only thought I'd win
"The Last Song"
I only thought I'm in
I only thought I'd win
"The Last Song"
Won't you help me if you can't shake this ankle?
I need your general ads to keep me calling.
Won't you help me if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands to keep me calm.
"The Last Song"
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle
I need your general ads
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger
I need your gentle hands
"The Last Song"
Won't you help them if you can't shook this ankle?
I need your general ads.
Won't you help them if you can to shake this anger?
I need your gentle hands.
"The One"
A fart flying from your hands
In the instant that you loathe someone
Fire flying from your hands
In the instant that you love someone
"The One"
A spirit bomb of earth and water
A spirit born of earth and water
"The One"
And all I ever reading was the one
And all I ever needed was the one
"The One"
And all I ever reading…
And all I ever needed…
"The One"
And the beast is fin'ly (finally) fed.
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
And the beast is finally dead.
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
And the bee says, 'Fine with me'
And the pieces finally fit
"The One"
And the bee says, 'Fine with them'.
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
And the pieces finally fell.
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Duncan Hines in chocolate cake
Drunken nights in dark hotels
"The One"
Fire flying from your hair
or
Fire flying from your head
Fire flying from your hands
"The One"
Go share your lifeguard's son
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the beast is finally fed.
In the instant that you love someone,
In the second that the hammer hits,
Reality runs up your spine,
And the pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Like freedom feels when one holds a grudge
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
"The One"
Like freedom feels, without hose that run.
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
"The One"
New shadows from the sun
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
No pharaohs black hole sun
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
No pharaohs got a son
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
No shadows block the song
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
No shadows from the sun
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
Shrunken knives and dark hotels
Drunken nights in dark hotels
"The One"
The beast is finally fed.
The pieces finally fit.
"The One"
Though shadows block the sun
No shadows block the sun
"The One"
When chants his knees beneath the sidewalk
When chances breathe between the silence
"The One"
When stars arrive
When stars collide
"The One"
When the second Bethlehem is here
In the second that the hammer hits
"The One"
Where sex and love no longer dare
Where sex and love no longer gel
"The One"
You're all I ever dreamed of
You're all I ever needed
"The One"
You're all I ever seeing
You're all I ever needed
"This Song Has No Title" (MP3)
I'm terminally ill
I'm turning the wheel
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
And when I'm stinky breath
And when I think about it
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Ernest Borgnine
Furnace burning overtime
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
I used to be the Med Express.
I used to be the main express.
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
This train don't stop in the morgue.
This train don't stop anymore.
Chicken, chicken.
Ticking, ticking.
All the close up tiny dancers
Hold me closer tiny dancer
All the clothes off, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
All the clouds are tiny dancers.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
All the clouds are tired of dancin'.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
All the clowns are tired of dancing.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
And how it feels today, today
You had a busy day today.
Baby Darlin she's so blendin'
You had a visitor today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Baby Darlin', she's so splendid.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Baby darlin' she's so bland-a
You had to feel the day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Baby darlin', she loves Lenin.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Baby darlin', she's still plannin'.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Baby darling she's so blandy.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Baby darling, she's a madman.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Baby darling, she's abandoned
How it feels to fade away
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Baby, darlin', she's so blended.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Blue Jean Baby, LA Lady
Sings just for the band
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
Blue jean baben, L.A. Laden
He seems to sort a bangin'.
Blue jean baby, L.A. Lady
Seamstress for the band.
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for 'the man'.
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band.
Blue jean baby, air laid lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyes, pirate's mine
You merry music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' innocent.
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her
Dancin' in the sand.
But how d'you teach a dancer dance?
You had a busy day today.
Climb on my hand, he makes her stand
In the auditorium.
Piano man he makes his stand
In the Auditorium.
Count on my hand, you make a stand
Piano man he makes his stand
Count the dead guys on the bi-plane
Count the headlights on the highway
Count the head lice on the heinie.
Count the headlights on the highway.
Count the head lice on the highway.
Count the headlights on the highway.
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down and she's so planted
U-Hauls are from day to day.
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Count the head lice on-a Howie
or
Count the head lice on the highway
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
or
Count the head lice on ya hiney
Count the headlights on the highway
It's all in Elton's accent and the way he pronouces "Highway".
Count the headlines in a hurry.
Count the headlights on the highway.
Count the headlines on the highway.
Count the headlights on the highway.
Foldin' clothes with Tony Danza
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Goin' down the Hershey Highway
Count the headlights on the highway.
Handin' tickets out for gold.
Handin' tickets out for God.
Handin' tickets out for gone.
Handin' tickets out for God.
Handing tickets out for gold
Handing tickets out for God
Happy birthday, private waxer
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
Haul my clothes off. Tie me down, sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Head and chickens, I forgot.
Handing tickets out for God
Hold me close I'm tiny dancin'
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me close I'm tired of dancing
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me close and tie me down sir
Hold me closer Tiny Dancer
Hold me close and tie me down, sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close for Tony Danza
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me close like Ted Danson.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close like Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now Tony Danza.
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, Tiny Cancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, Tony Danser.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Countin' head lice on the highway.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: For the last time, Tony Danza wasn't even a blip on the radar when Elton and Bernie Taupin wrote this song. Sorry for ruining your fantasies.]
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, Tonya Dacer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close now, tie me dancer
Count the head life on the highway
Lay me down in sheets surrender
You had a business day today
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Hold me close oh tony danza
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me close, I'm Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, I'm a tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance now.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Hold me close, I'm trying to dance, Son.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, Satanic dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, Tony Danza
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Editor's note: "Hold me closer" is NOT part of the title.
Hold me close, atomic dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, climbing lancer.
Hold me close, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, it's time to dance now.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danzaaaa.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, oh, Tony Danza
Hold me closer, tiny Dancer
Hold me close, trying to dance, Sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, untidy dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me close, young Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer George Costanza
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me closer Tony Banta
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my heiny.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the head lights on highway.
Hold me closer Tony Danza
We'll drink the Kool-Aid off the highway.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir
or
Hold me close oh Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
or
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the head lice on my hiney.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Hold me closer Tony Danza
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me closer you darlin' now
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me closer, China dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, Chinese dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, Chinese panda.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, John de Lancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, Louis Pasteur
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Louis Pasteur developed pasteurization.
Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, Tiny Danza
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, Tiny Hamster
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
(hamster noises)
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me, darlin', she's so pretty
She had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
I submitted my version to Elton to sing at one of his concerts (free of charge). Has anyone yet heard them?
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count her head lice on the highway.
Hold my closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down in sheets with Lenin
She had a president today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
She had a visitor today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on my hiney
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
I had a bath today, today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Baby darlin', you're so fancy
You had a vista dash a day.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
Ya had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Ya had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, Tony Danzer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, party dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, retired dancer
Count the headlights on the high wake.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
Hold me closer, tabby dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tie me down some
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tie me down
Count the headlice on the highway
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Hold me closer, time for dancin'.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, time to dance-ah
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Hold me closer, times a-dancin'.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlamps on the highway
Lay me down in seats of lanterns
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down on sheets of linen
I had a better day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Gown the headlights on the highway
Blame me darlin', she's so blinnin'
You had a biz-a-day today.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Hold me closer, tiny prancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tired of dancing
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me closer; it's time to dance, sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me clothes and tie me down, sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold me down there, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold my clothes now, Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Hold my toaster, Toby Anstis
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Hold my toaster, tiny dancer
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Holy closes tidy senses
Cant the headless sons of my way
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
I love your plants on the highway.
Count the headlights on the highway.
I'll be close some time to dance
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
I'm a close-up kind of dancer.
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Janet Reno, you must have seen her.
Ballerina, you must have seen her.
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for Gaul.
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handling tickets I forgot.
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Jesus frees out in the street
Handing tickets out for gold.
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
Jesus reeks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for gum.
Jesus freaks, out in the street
Handing tickets out for God.
L.A. lady, blue jean lady
sings just for the band.
I'm a close-up kinda dancer
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
seamstress for the band.
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Lady Diamond, she's so planted.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lady Diamond, she's so plenty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lady darlin', she's so bendin'.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lady darlin', she's so blingin'
You had a visitor today
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Lady darlin', she's so plannin'
And how to feels from day to day
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lady darlin', she's so pretty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lady darlin', streets of Lenin.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lady darling sleeps in linen
She had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lady darling, she's so pretty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lady down and she's sublimmin'
She had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Landing tickets I forgot
Handin' tickets out for God
Lately darlin' she's a vision
You had to feel today today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lately, darlin', she's so plenty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me Darlin' she's so flamin',
You had a busy day today
Lay me down in sheets of linnen.
You had a busy day today
Lay me Darlin', she supplanted
You had a busy day today
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me darlin' she's so planning.
Your hide up is the day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me darlin', she's supplanted.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and he's John Lennon
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down and she's an angel
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down and she's of Finland.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so Blinny.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so bland, eh.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so blend-ned.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so blended.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so blended
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down and she's so branded
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down and she's so laden
You had a Bistro day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down and she's so pretty
You had a visitor today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down and she's so splendid
Lay me down in sheets of lennin
Lay me down in cheese of Lenin.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in cheese souffle now
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in cheese souffle
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in she's so bland
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in sheep of lanolin
Lay me down in sheets of linen
The misheard lyrics make sense as lanolin comes from sheep!
Lay me down in sheeps of linen
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in sheets a-landin'.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets aplenty.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
You had a visitor today
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Lay me down in sheets of Lennon.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of blanket.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of gladness.
Lay me down on sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of landing
Ya had a visitor today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets of lead.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of leather.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets of leather
You had a bitchie day today.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets of lettuce.
How it feels from day to day.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets of madness.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in sheets so splendid
You had a busy day all day.
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Lay me down in sheets, John Lennon
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in ships a landin'.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down in streets of Lennon
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Lay me down in sweet surrender.
or
Lay me down in sheets of splendor.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down now, she so spent it.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
You had some bills to pay today
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
Lay me down, and she's so branded,
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down, and she's so branded.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Lay me down, oh she's so splendid.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Looking on she sings the songs
The virgin knows the tune she humbles
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
May be dumb and she's so Lenin.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
Maybe, darlin', she so planned it.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
On The Closeup, Tony Danza...
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
On the crouside
Hold me closer
Pretty eyes, privates mine
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
Seamstress for the banging
Seamstress for the band
She had a visitor today.
She had a busy day today.
She's so fine and she's so blended.
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
The bowl of lard is not that bad.
The boulevard is not that bad.
Tiny dancer in my head
Tiny dancer in my hand
Tony Danza (is) in my head.
Tiny dancer in my hand.
Tony Danza in my head
Tiny Dancer in my hand
Tony Danza is my hand.
Tiny dancer in my hand.
Vol-au-vents are not that bad.
The boulevard is not that bad.
When I say sorry, slowly
When I say softly, slowly
Who's the boss now, Tony Danza?
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Editor's note: Please keep in mind that this song came out LONG before the sitcom "Who's The Boss" premiered.
Yellow man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking back, she seeks his stuff.
Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs.
You had a feeling the day was today.
You had a busy day today.
You had a fizzy day today
You had a busy day today
You had a visitor today.
You had a busy day today.
You had the Fixodent today
You had a busy day today
You hired a president today.
You had a busy day today.
You'll marry amusing men
You'll marry a music man
baby darling she’s so blemished or Lady Diamond, she’s so splendid
Lay me down in sheets of linen
"Too Low For Zero"
I want a cotton sheet.
I wind up counting sheep.
"Too Low For Zero"
It's all discreet to me.
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
It's all discrete to me.
It's all just Greek to me.
"Too Low For Zero"
Too long for Vera
Too low for zero
"Tower of Babel"
Snow, semen, and ivory on town.
Stone, cement, and ivory on top.
"Turn the Lights Out When You Leave"
'Cause au revoir, all worn out
'Cause our love's all worn out
"Turn the Lights Out When You Leave"
Your fags out of the bed
Your bags out on the bed
Since Elton John is English, he probably could have meant cigarettes.
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
I understand I'm on the road
where Allah wears his gun
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
"Where To Now St. Peter" (MP3)
I understand I'm on the road
And Rawley was his gun
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone
"Who Wears These Shoes?"
And I feel like an old shoebox
And I feel like an old jukebox
"Wrap Her Up"
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance
Abu, there's a hall down near
Abu, she is boating near
Abu, It's calling near, Abu.
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
"Wrap Her Up"
Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu, Only get one chance
To deter you, they all can dance
Abu, there's a hole down near
Abu, she is out down near
Abu, it's falling near, Abu.
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, I only get one chance
Beasts and beauties, but they all can dance
Wrap her up, I'll take her home with me
Wrap her up, she is all I need
Wrap her up, give her to me, wrap her up.
"Wrap Her Up"
She's so horny, she got cramps
She's a honey, she's a tramp
"You Gotta Love Someone"
When you stand in love
When you stand alone
"You Gotta Love Someone"
You can bake the goo
You can break the rules
A hockey doughnut
I hope you don't mind.
A man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
And not one of those you can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, yeah, this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is the song
It may be quite 'symbuper', now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down the words:
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
And well the thing is why I really love you.
Anyway the thing is what I really mean.
And you can tell Harry Potter
And you can tell everybody
And you can tell everybody
That this is your thong
It may be quite simple but
It turns me on.
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done.
Helter Skelter, but then again, no
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Hoop you don't mind
Hoop you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
How wonderful I fizz while you're in the world
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
How wonderful I fizz
While you're in the world.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the woods.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I hope you demand
I hope you demand
That I put downy woods
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
I hope you don't lie
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't like
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I pooped down in woods.
I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I wrote down in words How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, Put my foot down on a worm
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, That I put down in words
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
Put my foot down on a worm
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind,
That I put down in words
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I hooked down the words, "A wonderful life is, while you're in the word".
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put them in words.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I'm put down in the world
How wonderful life is, while you're in the woods.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I wrote down in words
How wonderful life is when you're in the woods.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world.
I hope you dug out
I hope you don't mind
I hope you'll do mine, I hope you'll do mine
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
I hope you're Dolemite
I hope you don't mind
I hope you're Don Knotts
I hope you don't mind
Don Knotts played Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show and (later) Ralph Furley on Three’s Company.
I hope you're Donna Rice
I hope you don't mind
I hope you're Popeye
I hope you don't mind
I hope you're Top Cat
I hope you don't mind
I hope you're a dumb ass
I hope you don't mind.
I hope you're denied
I hope you don't mind
I hope you're dust mites
I hope you don't mind
I hope you’re dumb now
I hope you don’t mind
Nobody wants to be dumb now!
I sat on the roof, and I can't tell for miles
Well some of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross.
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the marks
Well some of the voices, well they got me quite cross
I sat on the roof, and I kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
I sat on the roof, and I licked of the moss.
Well if you are diversive, well they don't need Mike Ross.
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
I sat on the roof, and kicked off for Mars
I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss
I sat on the rook, and kicked off the moss perfume.
All the verses while they've got me quite crossed.
I sat on the roof, and I kicked of the moss.
Well some of these verses, well they got me quite cross.
I wonder for life is
How wonderful life is
I wonder for life's sake why you're in the world
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I wonder politely
Why you're in the world
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I wonder politely
Why you're in this world.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I wonder what I face
While you're in the world.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I wonder what life is
When you're high on drugs.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I wonder what life is
While you're in the world.
How wonderful life is
While you're in the world.
I wonder, could I piss, while you're in the world?
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world.
I'd build a big house where we both could live
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
I'll hold your dope, I, I'll hold your dope, I
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
I'm not one of those who can easen their hide.
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
If I had an ulcer, but then again, no
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
If I was Red Skelton
If I was a sculptor
If I was a Skeletor
If I was a sculptor
Skeletor is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the Masters of the Universe franchise created by Mattel. He is the archenemy of He-Man. (But he did not exist when this song was made. Therefore I'm not sure if this mishearing is plausible.)
If I was a scarecrow
If I was a sculptor
If I was a sculptor, but then again, Gnome.
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no.
If I was a sculptor, or a renegade gnome
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
If I was a sculpture
If I was a sculptor
If I was a skeleton, but then again, a gnome
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no, Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no, Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
If I was a skeleton, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes cushions in a traveling show
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no,
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
If I was a skeleton
But then again, no.
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no.
If I was a skelper, but then again, no
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
If I was a space shuttle
or
If I was a sketch show
If I was a sculptor
If I was in Scotland
If I was a sculptor
If I was the skeleton, but them again no.
If I was a sculptor, but then again no.
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss - For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no; Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show (Later) I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off Kate Moss -
For a few of her verses had got me quite cross
If I were a sculptor, or then again - no;
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
(Later)
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well, a few of the verses, well they got me quite cross
If I would have stumped ya
If I was a sculptor
If you knock one up, you can easily hide.
I'm not one of those who can easily hide.
It may be a beluga butt, now that it's done.
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
It's a little bit sunny
It's a little bit funny
It's for people like you that keep me strong.
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
It's the people like Hugh that keep me turned on
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
It's the people like you that get me turned on.
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.
Or a man who makes potions and travels insured
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling shoe
Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show
Sat on the roof
And I got pissed off.
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
Sat on the roof
And I ticked off the moss.
Sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss.
Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
You are the sweetest guy I've ever seen
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
You are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
You see, I've forgotten
If they're great or they're few
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Those are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or purple blue
Anyway, the thing is, that I will love you
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
You've got a real hairy body
And this is your stuff (?)
You may have a wide pimpled butt
But it turns me on.
And you can tell everybody
That this is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's gone.
Your's are the sweetest Giles I've ever seen.
Your's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest diamonds I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest thighs I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
Yours is the sweetest ass I've ever seen.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.