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Elton John, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close now, Tony Danza
Countin' head lice on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway.
[Ed.'s note: For the last time, Tony Danza wasn't even a blip on the radar when Elton and Bernie Taupin wrote this song. Sorry for ruining your fantasies.]

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