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"'Til I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a c*ck in the potato.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cod in the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a crock on the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a cork in the ocean.
"'Till I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a crook in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
I'm a cork in the ocean
"'Till I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a flock in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
I'm a cork on the ocean
"Airplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait to see her fate
or
I can't wait to see her faith
or
I can't wait to see her faint.
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait to see her face.
"Airplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon she'll be kissing me below.
Original Lyrics:
Soon she'll be kissing me hello.
"Airplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman sitting next to me tells me 'bout her God.
Original Lyrics:
The woman sitting next to me tells me 'bout her guy.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miniature golf and hotdogs in the heat
Then me 'n' Ron Jaworski got some thrills.
Original Lyrics:
Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills
When we rode the horse, we got some thrills.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saltation's got us and a pair of fun.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saltation's got us and a pair of fun.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs, sandals, and a thong
Original Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher caught us in a pair of thongs.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirt's, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher's comin' and she's wearin' a thong.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs and a pair of thongs
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher's cut-off's sand and pair of fun.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirt's cut-offs and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher's gone upset our barrel of fun.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teachers gone, I'll send a pair of phones.
Original Lyrics:
T-shirt's cut-offs and a pair of thongs.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
Don't fall off the horse now.
Original Lyrics:
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
"All Summer Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
Buckle up now.
Original Lyrics:
Won't be long 'til summertime is through
But not for us now.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba buh-rin
Original Lyrics:
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba Ba Ba Ba Baby Bel
Original Lyrics:
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
The Misheard words were actually used in a cheese commercial for mini-baby bel!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba ba ba, ba, Bopper Ann.
Original Lyrics:
Ba ba ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bobber Ann.
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Bobby ran.
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Bobaram
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ba ram
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba-rin
Original Lyrics:
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, barber ant
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa, baa, baa, baa- baa- baa-ram
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bah bah bah, oh barber rain.
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar ,bar, bar, bar, barber ran.
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barber Man
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Bomber Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Ann, she ain't my man
Original Lyrics:
Barbara Ann, please take my hand
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Ann, you ate my ham
Original Lyrics:
Barbara Ann, take my hand
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara ann, she ate my hand
Original Lyrics:
Barbara ann, please take my hand
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barber Ann
Hey, eat my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Barbara Ann
Please take my hand.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, bob, bob, bob around
or
Bop around, please hold my hand
or
Barbara Anne, my little man
or
Bop bop bop, bop bop a ran, I think I can, bop a ran....
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, bob your head
or
Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Moran
or
Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob Moran
Original Lyrics:
Barb barb barb, barb Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob bob bob bob Bobba Fett
or
Bob bob bob bob bobarette
or
Bob bob bob bob bobarette
Original Lyrics:
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob bob bob, bob bob ba ran
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob or Ann
or
Bob Moran
or
Pomegranate
Original Lyrics:
Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob Around
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob a Ram!
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bob or Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Arena!
Original Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Duran
Original Lyrics:
Barb, Barb, Barb, Barb, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Ann?
Bob or Ann? She's a man.
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann, please take my hand.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Anne
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob or Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, Bob, Bob
Bob, Bob-erann
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-bara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, bob, bob. bob, bob, Iran
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Bohr, Berähn
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bom, bom, bom, bom bomeran
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Ann
or
Bop, bop, bop, bop, Bopper Ann
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, Bobber Ann
or
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, Bomper Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!
or
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Ann
or
Bop, bop, bop, bop, Bopper Ann
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, Bobber Ann
or
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, Bomper Ann
or
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Ann
or
Bop, bop, bop, bop, Bopper Ann
or
Bob, bob, bob, bob, Bobber Ann
or
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, Bomper Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomber Man
Oh, Bomber Man!
Original Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann
Oh, Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom-Boom-Boom, Boom-Boomerang!
Original Lyrics:
Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran!
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran! Barber Ann!
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann! Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop- a- ran!
Original Lyrics:
Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar- Barbara Ann!
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop, Bopper Ann!
Original Lyrics:
Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop a ram.
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop around
or
Pop, pop, pop, pop, poppa rants
Original Lyrics:
Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly baby shoes
So I knew she couldn't lose.
Original Lyrics:
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, ha, ba, bugger Ann.
Original Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba, ba, Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your can, Barbara Ann
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, Barbara Ann
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the dance looking for a man
Original Lyrics:
I went to the dance looking for romance
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Barber Ann
Don't eat my hand!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Barbara Ann
Please take my hand.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' in a river
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' and a-reelin'
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' in the evening, Barbara Ann.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara Ann.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Size 32
Size 32
Size 32
I knew they wouldn't do.
Original Lyrics:
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Peggy, too
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Size 82, Size 82
Original Lyrics:
Tried Betty Lou, tried Peggy too
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried Bailey Sue
Tried Bailey Sue
Tried Bailey Sue
but I knew that she wouldn't do
Barbara Ann, babababa take my hand
Original Lyrics:
Tried Betty Lou
Tried Peggy, too
Tried Mary Lou
But I knew they wouldn't do
Barbaraann.... Barbara Ann, bababbaa
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried Betty Lou, done a smeggy poo.
Original Lyrics:
Tried Betty Lou, tried Mary, too.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to a dance, lookin' for a man.
Original Lyrics:
Went to a dance, lookin' for romance.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to a dance, looking for a man.
Original Lyrics:
Went to a dance, looking for romance.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to the dance looking for his pants.
Original Lyrics:
Went to a dance looking for romance.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to the dance, looking for a man.
Original Lyrics:
Went to the dance, thought I'd take a chance.
"Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get me rocking and a-rolling, and walking in the river, Barbara Ann!
Original Lyrics:
You get me rocking and a-rolling, rocking and a-reeling, Barbara Ann!
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be true to your school,
Let your parents lie
Original Lyrics:
Be true to your school,
Let your colors fly
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a Dick Allen bat.
Original Lyrics:
With my decal on back
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like you would to your girl guides
Original Lyrics:
Just like you would to your girl guys
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like you would to your girl or guy.
Original Lyrics:
Just like you would to your girl guys.
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah
Sister-in-law
Original Lyrics:
Rah, rah, rah, rah
Sis boom ba
"Be True To Your School"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my big girl on back
Original Lyrics:
With my decal on back
"Better Get Back In Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd better get back at Ted
Original Lyrics:
I'd better get back in bed
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mistake on the beach California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California Girls!
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French Bikini on a wild albatross by a poultry in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French Bikini on Hawaiian Island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini
on a wild island coast
by a palm tree in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini
on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini all the while I'm surfin'
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini and I smile at the boss
while I crap right in my pants
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls by upholstery in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wide-eyed girl
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild albatross
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island coast
by a country in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian isle dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island palm
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a Hawii island dolls
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island tiki
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Isle girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaii Island dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed dog
Like a portrait in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii, an albatross
By the palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on a wild island
cross by a palm tree in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a fresh bikini while Hawaiian Island bums
Buy adultery in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a fresh zuchinni on the wild eye lacrosse
Original Lyrics:
I dig a rench bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish Saint Paul could pee California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they offered me California Girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California Girls
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd offer me Californian girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd offered me California, girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish we all could be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls are tinsel-thin
Original Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls all get so tan
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls are pits of ten.
Original Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tan.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fish cakes all could be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
They knock me out with styles they wear
or
They knock me out when I'm not there
or
They knock me out with underwear
or
They knock me out with underwear
Original Lyrics:
They knock me out when I'm down there
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll stay off the beach California,
We'll stay off the beach California. Girls!
Original Lyrics:
Wish they all could be California,
wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which day of the week California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish they all could beat California girls.
Original Lyrics:
Wish they all could be California girls.
"California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing poetry in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
By a palm tree in the sand.
"Caroline No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carol I know
Original Lyrics:
Caroline no
This is what Tony Asher wrote originally, but when Brian Wilson misheard it, they agreed it sounded better as 'Caroline No.' It was about Tony's ex-girlfriend who had cut her hair, but coincidentally Brian's wife Marylin had also recently cut her hair, and she thought the song was about her.
"Caroline, No"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could you lose your happy snow
Original Lyrics:
How could you lose that happy glow
"Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Caroline, you break my heart
I hurt while you go I cry.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Caroline, you break my heart
I want to go and cry.
"Catch A Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paddle out, turn around and race.
or
That's all there is to the cosine grace.
Original Lyrics:
That's all there is to the coastline craze.
"Catch a Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to drive the greatest Ford around
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to try the greatest sport around
"Catch a Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's all there is to the cosine craze
Original Lyrics:
That's all there is to the coastline craze
"Dance Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I big foot down,
I like to shake it up quick,
with my girl by my side
the radio does the jig
Original Lyrics:
When I've been put down,
I like to shake it off quick,
with my girl by my side
the radio does the trick
"Dance, Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, dance
Now my d***'s really hard.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance, dance
Now the beat's really hard.
"Dance, Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pimple it down
And try to shake it on through
With my chick by my side
The radio doesn't skip.
Original Lyrics:
When I've been put down
I like to shake it off quick
With my chick by my side
The radio does the trick.
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darlin, I darlin' 'bout you off of
My pretty girl head.
Original Lyrics:
Darlin', I dream about you often
My pretty darlin'.
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was livin' like Aquaman
Then I couldn't love but now I can.
Original Lyrics:
I was livin' like half a man
Then I couldn't love but now I can.
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh darlin' I thought about you during my critical days (Yes I did)
Original Lyrics:
Oh darlin' I dream about you often my pretty darlin' (You're so fine)
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You beat me up at a building site.
Original Lyrics:
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You beat me up when I'm feeling sad.
Original Lyrics:
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
"Darlin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You beat me up when I'm feeling sad.
Original Lyrics:
You pick me up when I'm feeling sad.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And their hair was short then long.
Original Lyrics:
And their hair was soft and long.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's automatic and it starts with golfers.
or
It's automatic and it starts with old friends.
Original Lyrics:
It's automatic when I talk with old friends.
"Do You Wanna Dance?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna dance and hold my ham?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry, Tituba.
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry, baby.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my license when I started to brag about my car.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I saw two friends by my car.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut when I started to brag about my car.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I started to fret about my car
But I get back down South
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut
When I started to brag about my car
But I can't back down now
Because I pushed the other guys too far.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes me wanna die.
Original Lyrics:
She makes me wanna drive.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me baby when you wasted him
Just take along my love with you.
Original Lyrics:
She told me baby when you race today
Just take along my love with you.
"Don't Worry Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wurlitzers building up inside of me for oh, I don't know how long.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's been building up inside of me for oh, I don't know how long.
"Everyone's In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's in love but you.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's in love with you.
"Feel Flows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unfolding enveloping Dennis' poor soul
Pretty Carl said so sadly.
Original Lyrics:
Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul
Recall senses sadly.
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been together through the good times and the years
Original Lyrics:
We've been together through the good times and the tears
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun 'Til her daddy takes the tuber away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun 'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the teabag away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the teapot away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her T-Bone away
or
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her tuba away
or
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her tuba away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes her tuba away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the tuba away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the TV away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Cause her daddy took the T-shirt away
or
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Cause her daddy took the T Ford away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
Till her daddy takes the T-bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes achievement away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her t-bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her teeth away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she’ll have fun fun fun ‘till her Daddy gets to give her away.
Original Lyrics:
And she’ll have fun fun fun ‘till her Daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that Daddy took the keyboard away.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that Daddy took the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
till her daddy takes the tea bag away
Original Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun and my Daddy's takin' Tito away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, surfin' USA.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
When my daddy puts that tuba away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinncenati om ego away.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy took her T-Bird away.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy took her T.V. away
Original Lyrics:
Daddy took her T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy took her tambourine away
Original Lyrics:
Daddy took her T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy took her ticket away
Original Lyrics:
Daddy took her T-Bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the T Ford away
or
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the tea pot away
or
Fun fun fun cuz her daddy took the tea pot away
Original Lyrics:
Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-bird away
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's shootin' a line now,
He's shootin' a line
Original Lyrics:
You shouldn't have lied now,
You shouldn't have lied
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like her own chariot race now
Original Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like the Roman charity pace and now.
Original Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now.
"Fun Fun Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ape now.
Original Lyrics:
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace now.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til her daddy takes the teather away.
Original Lyrics:
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun fun fun
till her daddy gets cheaper then, hey
Original Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun surfin' USA
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes the T-Bird away
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her caddy makes the tee go away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes her Jeep away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the Beemer away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the Tigger away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her tv away
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till her Daddy takes her T-Bird Away
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Till the fathead took the teepee away.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that dad took the children away.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll have fun, fun, fun
Now that daddy took the T-bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n
Original Lyrics:
Fun, fun, fun
'Fahren' is German for 'to drive'.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a rollin' cherry in paste, now.
Original Lyrics:
She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race, now.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the teabag away
or
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the tv away
or
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the t-shirt away
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til he daddy takes her to her wake.
Original Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the toilet away.
Original Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shell have fun, fun, fun
'Cos her daddy took her tubbin' away.
Original Lyrics:
She'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
"Fun, Fun, Fun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks likes she talks like an ace, now.
Original Lyrics:
Well, all the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, talks, and drives like an ace, now.
"Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow blow blow come on blow
Original Lyrics:
Glow glow glow come on glow
"Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow, grow, grow
Come on, grow.
Original Lyrics:
Glow, glow, glow
Come on, glow.
"Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
The funky pretty flake in my heart
or
The funky pretty mess in my head
or
The funky pretty mess in my head
Original Lyrics:
The funky pretty flame in my heart
"Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why she's a princess in color to me?
Original Lyrics:
Why she's a princess incarnate to me?
"Getcha Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is gonna getcha back
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha back
"God Only Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
God only knows what I dream about you.
Original Lyrics:
God only knows what I'd be without about you.
"God Only Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may not always love you,
as long as their arse doesn't love you
Original Lyrics:
I may not always love you,
as long as there are stars above you
"God only knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
But long as there are stars above you
You never beat your daddy
Original Lyrics:
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
"Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she gets to dancin'
I feel just old Manson
Especially when we're dancin' close
She'll do the dirty boogie
And that's when I go up and smoke.
Original Lyrics:
And when she gets to dancin'
I feel just like romancin'
Especially when we're dancin' close
She'll do the dirty boogie
And that's when I go up in smoke.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah my my ovulations
Original Lyrics:
Ah my my what elations
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good buy brashus
Original Lyrics:
Good vibrations
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good, good, good
Goodbye Clayton!
Original Lyrics:
Good, good, good
Good vibrations!
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good, good, good
Goodbye brains.
Original Lyrics:
Good, good, good
Good vibrations
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye patience
Original Lyrics:
Good vibrations
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta keep Roosevelt good vibrations have men with her
Original Lyrics:
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations happenin' with her
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta keep goin' to Lub
Kuh Vibrations are happenin' with her.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta keep those lovin'
Good vibrations happenin' with her.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta keep those eleven
Good vibrations a-happenin' with her.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta keep those lovin'
Good vibrations happenin' with her.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
He can sell a loture to the world.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
He can sell a loture to the world
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a Tilt-a-Whirl
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
By 'Tilt-a-Whirl' I mean the carnival ride.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a church bell wooo
Off the wind that lifts her perkin' through the air.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle breeze.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of the Churchill moo
or
I hear the sound of the choo choo moon
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of the church bell ring.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the sound of the church hall bell.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the sound of a gentle word.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the cardboard Koosh you wear
Original Lyrics:
I like the colorful clothes you wear
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love purple potion rare.
Original Lyrics:
I like the colorful clothes you wear.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the purple clothes she wears.
Original Lyrics:
I love the colourful clothes the wears.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm big enough, good vibrations.
Original Lyrics:
I'm pickin' up good vibrations.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm licking up new vibrations.
Original Lyrics:
I'm picking up good vibrations.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinkin' 'bout good vibrations.
or
I'm thinkin' 'bout the good vibrations.
Original Lyrics:
I'm pickin' up good vibrations.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thinking of good vibrations
She's giving me salutations.
Original Lyrics:
I'm picking up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, my, my ovulation.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my heart's elation.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my, my ovulation.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my, my heart's elation.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
She goes with me to applaud some groom.
or
She goes with me to a possum drool.
or
She goes with me to a blossomed room.
Original Lyrics:
She goes with me to a blossom world.
"Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's given' me head citations
Original Lyrics:
She's givin' me the excitations
"Hawaii"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you now (Honolulu, Waikiki)
You wanna live Hanah Lee.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't (Honolulu, Waikiki)
Never ever wanna leave.
The origin of this nonsensical 'Hanah Lee' lyric is a profound mystery; but it's consistently misquoted across the entire Internet.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eppi-bomba, ep-epi-bomba
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get around in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Get her out of my heart
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Hanukkah
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy wine
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy Wanda, health, healthy Wanda.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy blond, he-healthy blond
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, he-help me Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty-Nar Hef-Hefty Nar
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get a ride on my horse.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda , yeah, get her out of my heart.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Gator outta my car!
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my car.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me run the yap in and out of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my car.
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda, yeah
Get her out of my heart.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurt me Rhonda,
Hurt, hurt me Rhonda
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda,
Help, help me Rhonda
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she pushed me down
I been ouch-ooing in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down I'd bet I'd do her in the head
Original Lyrics:
Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you put me down
I've been doing it in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Well, since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well since she put me down there's been owls puking in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Well since she put me down I've been out doing in my head
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well since she put me down, had an odd doing in my head,
Original Lyrics:
Well since she put me down, I've been out doing in my head.
"Help Me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well since she put me down, there've been owls matin' in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Well since she put me down, I've been out doing in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commitment at night, and in the mornin' I was playin' dead
Original Lyrics:
Come in late at night, and in the mornin' I just lay in bed
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone, help everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda, help, help, me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you to help me Rhonda
Help me get around in my car.
Original Lyrics:
For you to help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Hanukkah, Hap- Hap-py Hanukkah
Original Lyrics:
Help Me Rhonda, Help, help, me, Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Ron, hap-happy Ron
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy rumble, Hap happy rumble
or
Happy bum, hap-happy bum
or
Happy bum, hap-happy bum
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, Help help me Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy bunnies
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy barn, health-healthy barn
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, help-help me Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy bodies. Hel-healthy bodies
Original Lyrics:
Help Me Rhonda. Help-Help me Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty Rhonda
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help Miranda
Help, help Miranda.
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me run Lord
Help, help me run Lord.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me run, help, help me run.
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me woman,
help, help me woman.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me wonder
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, momma
Help, help me, momma.
Original Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda
Help, help me, Rhonda.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been 'aah-doo'ing, in my head
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been out threwing in my head
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been out doin' in my head
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down now, I've been doing it with my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down now, I've been shaking up in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down there's been owls pooping on my head
Original Lyrics:
since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down there've been owls poopin' in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down now, I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she put me down, I been doin' it in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down, I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you put me down
there's been owls puking in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Since she put me down
I've been all through it in my head
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you put me down, there's been owls sleeping in my head.
or
Since she put me down, I've been shaking up in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Well, since she put me down, I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, since she put me down there's been owls pukin' in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.
"Help Me, Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you look so fine?
Original Lyrics:
Well, Rhonda you look so fine
"Help me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy one. Health, healthy one.
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda
"Help me Rhonda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty Rhonda, Hef-hefty Rhonda
Original Lyrics:
Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda
"Here Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to keep in my mother's ear
Original Lyrics:
You got to keep in mind love is here
"Heroes and Villains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bugger It Baby
Original Lyrics:
Boy Girl Baby
"Heroes and Villains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bugger a baby
Original Lyrics:
Boy girl or baby
"Heroes and Villians"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fell in love years ago
With an innocent girl
From the Spanish and Indian war
Original Lyrics:
Fell in love years ago
With an innocent girl
From the Spanish and Indian home
"Hushabye"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes my egg on your bed
Original Lyrics:
Pillows lying on your bed
"I Can Hear Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
High kidding music
Original Lyrics:
I can hear music.
"I Can Hear Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I committed mutiny.
Original Lyrics:
I can hear music.
"I Can Hear Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound of the city of angels
Original Lyrics:
The sound of the city baby
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round, 'round get around, Augie's around.
Original Lyrics:
'Round, 'round get around, I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round, 'round get around, knock it around.
Original Lyrics:
'Round, 'round get around, I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round, 'round, get around, hag it around.
Original Lyrics:
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get around, round, round, I get around
I'm a work of art.
Original Lyrics:
Get around, round, round, I get around
I'm a real cool head.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hikin' around.
Original Lyrics:
I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get around
All over town
Find a local heap
And make it rev real pretty.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
All over town
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get around
Back side of town
I got a real cool hand
I'm making real good friends.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I got a real cool head
I'm making lots of bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I'm at the local beach
I'm making records break.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I got a real cool head
I'm making lots of bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get around
Rock on the town
I'm the local heat
I make a real good brie.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I'm a knucklehead
Makin' real good bread.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give real good h***
I'm making lots of friends.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I make a real good bread
Original Lyrics:
I'm makin' real good bread
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mess around
All over town
I'm a really cool man
I make a real good thrill.
Original Lyrics:
I get around
From town to town
I'm a really cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a real Cohen, I'm making real good bread.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a real cool he.
or
I'm a real coolie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real coolie; I dig a real good groove.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a real cool weed, I get my records free.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head, making real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a referee
I like a real good Brie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wookie-hair
An aching ricochet
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head
I'm making real good bread
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm get a bug drivin' up and down the same old strip
Original Lyrics:
I'm gettin' bugged drivin' up and down the same old strip
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Tripoli
I make the rhythm bring.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a real cool head
I'm makin' real good bread.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Packin' around
Original Lyrics:
I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round round I'm big and round
Original Lyrics:
Round round I get around
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round round, fag around, faggin' around.
Original Lyrics:
Round round, get around, I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round round, get around, f**kin' around
Original Lyrics:
Round round, get around, I get around
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round, round, big and round
Original Lyrics:
Round round I get around.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bad guys know me and they'll leave me alone.
Original Lyrics:
The bad guys know us and they'll leave us alone.
"I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my buddy's a n****, gettin real well known
The bad guys know it and they leave us alone.
Original Lyrics:
Well, my buddies and me are gettin' real well known
The bad guys know us, so they leave us alone.
"I Just Wasn't Made for These Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel very afraid
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel very sad
"I Know There's an Answer"
Misheard Lyrics:
They isolate their hair and stay in their saftey zones
Original Lyrics:
They isolate their heads and stay in their saftey zones
"I Wanna Pick You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wash your faith
Change is close, unbutton your shirt
or
I wanna wash your filth
Change is closer, put on your shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wash your face
And change your clothes and button your shoes.
"I Wanna Pick You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I'm gonna make you sick.
Original Lyrics:
Then I'm gonna make you sing.
"I Was Made To Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
We was always holding hands (you sonofab****!)
Original Lyrics:
We was always holding hands (yes, I was made to love her).
"I'm Waiting For The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting for the day when you can love girls
Original Lyrics:
I'm waiting for the day when you can love again
"I'm Waiting for the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't wait
Original Lyrics:
You didn't think
"It's Ok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jock itch, Cruex
Got it, through it
Jock itch, women.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta go to it
Gonna go through it
Gotta get with it.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fence, and wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get the prince
or
Defence, I wanna get a grip
or
In the bend, I wanna get a grip.
Original Lyrics:
Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Computer Bahama come on pretty mama
Chicago Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.

Somebody's in the sand
Tropical cake melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a seal's young dance
Down in Kokomo.
Original Lyrics:
Aruba Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba, Bahamas, come on pretty mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas come on pretty mama
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh we shoulda broke up.
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take you.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Original Lyrics:
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama, I'm a pretty mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama, karma, pretty mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
karma Brady mama
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
come on pretty mama
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, baby llama.
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahamas
Come on, pretty mama.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, Behamas, Come on Freddie mama
Original Lyrics:
bermuda behamas come on pretty mama
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bermuda, bah humbug
Come on Brady Bahma
Chicago, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Bermuda, Bahama
Come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the cell
Tropic cocaine melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the river of a stealing bad.
Original Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Drop the cocaine, baby, in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies in the sand
Droppin' cold drink malting in your ham.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bored, I'll prance, I wanna catch clams.
Original Lyrics:
Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
By and by we'll do fine
With a little bit of gravity.
Original Lyrics:
By and by we'll defy
A little bit of gravity.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicago, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicago, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate cookie melting in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, my friends, I wanna catch a glimpse
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
or
Come on, my friends, I wanna make ya grin
Original Lyrics:
Port o' Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Denmark, the Prince, I wanna catch your crayons.
Original Lyrics:
To Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to make that Monserrat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropical cake melting in your hand
or
Drop the cocaine melting in your head
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
or
Drop the cookie melting in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey,Monique, I gotta take a leak.
Original Lyrics:
St. Martinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am unique, your mom's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
St. Martinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna peek, that mount 'o rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a prince, I want to catch a quince
Original Lyrics:
Port Auprince, I want to catch a glimpse
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat that mound 'o rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to eat the Maserati steak
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Monserat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make that Monserat mistake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make the Monserrat mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to taste a Monterratan steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monsierat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby wild eagles
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo,
Montego
Baby why don't we go?
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
To make it off the Florida Keys
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica off the Florida Keys
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keyargo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
Original Lyrics:
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go?
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maritinique, that multi-rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maritinique, the mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique and mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, Vermont's a rotten state
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, that mount´s so rotten steep.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bowel to find
Original Lyrics:
By and by we'll defy
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now mark, ta-neek, that mon's a rotton steek.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I won a ticket down to Kokomo.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I wanna take ya down to Kokomo.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porsche Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Original Lyrics:
Port-Au-Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull down your prints, I wanna catch a glimpse.
Original Lyrics:
Port Au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
So that we make our mum's only mistake.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Maserati Steak
Original Lyrics:
That Montserrate mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
That monster-rotten stink
Original Lyrics:
That Monserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mounds of rotten steak
Original Lyrics:
That Monserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mark and Prince
I wanna catch your crayons.
Original Lyrics:
To Port Au Prince
I wanna catch a glimpse.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mark, to Nick, their mom's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Masarati steak.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that moment's hostile squeak
We'll put out to sea
It won't affect our chemistry.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Martinique, that monster at mystique.
Original Lyrics:
Martinque, that Monserat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Mom, Jamaic(a), that Maserati stake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make or break, your mom's a rotten snake.
Original Lyrics:
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the rhythm of the ceiling fans..
Original Lyrics:
To the rhythm of the steel drum bands..
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomar Tinique, that man's a rotten sneak
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropical cocaine melting in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Tropical drink melting in your hand
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-huh, uh-huh, that monster rotten snake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martinique, those mounds of rotten steak
or
Martinique, that Mom's a rotten stink
or
Vermont's a rotten state
or
Vermont's a rotten state
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to eat the mounds of rotten steak.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warn the prince
Original Lyrics:
Port Auprince
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down in Coconut Grove
Everybody knows a little place like Coconut Grove
Original Lyrics:
Way down in Kokomo
Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll get that bastard and we'll take his clothes.
Original Lyrics:
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a geek, Vermont's a rotten state.
Original Lyrics:
Maritinique, that Monserat mystique
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo mon, your feet, that monster rotten stink.
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Montserrat mystique.
"Kokomo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to make that Monserrat mistake
Original Lyrics:
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
"Let Us Go On This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bleeds, lettuce grow on this plain.
Original Lyrics:
God, please, let us go on this way.
"Let Us Go On This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
God don't let her slip to the wringer
Original Lyrics:
God don't let her slip through my fingers
"Let Us Go On This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, please, let us go on this plane
or
God, please, let us go on this train
or
God, please, let us go on display
or
God, please, let us go on to Spain.
Original Lyrics:
God, please, let us go on this way.
"Let's Put Our Hearts Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry 'bout your past lives
And if they've never understood you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry 'bout your past loves
And if they've never understood you.
"Little Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gave a woman of a nook.
Original Lyrics:
Gave the worm another look.
"Little Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
The trout in the shiny hook
Original Lyrics:
The trout in the shiny brook
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the leg bites roar.
Original Lyrics:
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the lake pipes roar.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she purrs like a kitten to the lakeside shore
Original Lyrics:
And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's one more thing
I got the big flip paddy!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sucked the big d***, Daddy.
Original Lyrics:
I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not whipping a**,
so don't put me down.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Miss Kook
Original Lyrics:
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little blue scoop
Original Lyrics:
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little couscous
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe you don't know what I done
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe you don't know what I got
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little douche goop
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little loose tooth
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little two scoops
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little 2 scoop
Original Lyrics:
Little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little doop scoop
Original Lyrics:
My little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little goose poop
Original Lyrics:
My little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She purrs like a kitten to the late night store.
or
She purrs like a kitten 'til the leg pipes roar.
Original Lyrics:
And she purrs like a kitten 'til the lake pipes roar.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Little Miss Poop
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little doo-scoop
or
Little Loose Tooth
or
You're my little blue scoop
or
She's my Little Ms. Coupe
or
She's my Little Ms. Coupe
Original Lyrics:
Little Deuce Coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little Spruce Goose.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little Deuce Coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little doop scoop
Original Lyrics:
She's my little duece coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little douche scoop.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little biscuit
or
She's my little loose coot
or
She's my little loose coot
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little loose tooth.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little zoot suit
or
She's my little blue suit
or
She's my little Sue Sue.
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the Big Slip Daddy.
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing I got the big slip, Daddy!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip diddied!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the big slicks, daddy!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the big slip, Daddy!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I've got a big slip, Daddy.
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy .
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing
She's got those big slicks, Daddy!
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing
I got the pink slip, Daddy!
Are we dead sure the little deuce coupe was not outfitted with 'big slicks', that is to say racing tires? It fits all the other gear the car is equipped with better than a 'pink slip' does.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm not bringin' bass
So don't put me down.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm not bringin' bass
So don't put me down
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not braggin', babe
So don't put me down.
"Little Deuce Coup"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the Big Slip Daddys.
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, Daddy.
"Little Deuce Coup"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pig skin padding.
Original Lyrics:
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip, daddy.
"Little Honda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard, bastard
Original Lyrics:
Faster, faster
"Little Honda"
Misheard Lyrics:
First gear (Honda Honda)
you're alright(faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda)
only right (faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda)
you're real tight(faster faster)
Faster it's alright
Original Lyrics:
First gear (Honda Honda)
it's alright (faster faster)
Second gear (little Honda Honda)
I lean right (faster faster)
Third gear (Honda Honda)
hang on tight (faster faster)
Faster it's alright
"Little Honda"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys,
and two will fight
Original Lyrics:
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys,
that two-wheel bike
"Little Honda"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
And two will fight.
or
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That you invite.
Original Lyrics:
It's more fun than a barrel of monkeys
That two-wheel bike.
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Rugrat Reindeer
A Rugrat Reindeer
A Rugrat Reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
Run, run reindeer
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
A half a dozen gear with Rudy to lead
Original Lyrics:
A half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's gonna give us a lily pad suprise.
Original Lyrics:
And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise.
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can Santa get his a** to match his suit?
Original Lyrics:
And when Santa hits the gas, man
Just watch her peel.
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Satan
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, St. Nick
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a handicapped deb who wants to ski for awhile.
Original Lyrics:
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel.
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a half a dozen beer with Rudy to drink.
Original Lyrics:
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead.
"Little Saint Nick"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a half a dozen deer with the duty to lead
Original Lyrics:
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
"Matchpoint Of Our Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long, long while
Since we've been strung out on coke.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long, long while
Since we've been strung out on love.
"Palisades Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night, I took a walk on the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Last night, I took a walk in the dark.
"Roller Skating Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
We do it holdin' hands, a zodiacal bird.
Original Lyrics:
We do it holdin' hands, it's so cold I go 'brrr'.
"Sail On Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught like a sewer rat, I know what I said.
Original Lyrics:
Caught like a sewer rat, alone but I sail.
"Sail On, Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught with a cigarette no, do I swear
bought like a succotash, oh do I say
Original Lyrics:
Caught like a sewer rat alone but I sail
Bought like a crust of bread, but oh do I wail
"Sail On, Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fought like a crust of bread
Original Lyrics:
Bought like a crust of bread
"Sail On, Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail through the sorrows of life's murderers
Original Lyrics:
Sail though the sorrows of life's marauders
"Sail On, Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to tumble, my zarumba
Original Lyrics:
Try to tumble, life's a rumble
"Shut Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee Clannen umbers and an even rate.
Original Lyrics:
Declining numbers at an even rate
"Shut Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's all a-crammin-dutchin'.
Original Lyrics:
He's hot with ram induction.
"Sloop John B."
Misheard Lyrics:
And then he took and he ate a ball of my corn.
Original Lyrics:
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn.
"Sloop John B."
Misheard Lyrics:
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's bunk.
Original Lyrics:
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's trunk.
"Sloop John B."
Misheard Lyrics:
The first mate, he got drunk
Threw me in the Captain's bunk.
Original Lyrics:
The first mate, he got drunk
Broke in the Captain's trunk.
"Sloop John B."
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice of the Captain is sure
To let me go home.
Original Lyrics:
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Around I saw Tom, we do wrong
Drinking all night, got into a fight
Original Lyrics:
Around Nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night, got into a fight
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus Stop pajama
See how they run.
Original Lyrics:
Hoist up the John b.'s sails
See how the mainsail sets.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haul for the Captain ashore
To let me go home.
Original Lyrics:
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoist up the Captain, he's sure
To let me go home.
Original Lyrics:
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoist up the jaunty sails
Original Lyrics:
Hoist up the John B.'s sails
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff John's stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Sheriff John Stone.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff John's stoned
Why don't you leave me alone?
Call for the Captain
He's sure to let me go home.
Original Lyrics:
Sheriff John Stone
Why don't you leave me alone?
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy caught a peacock with fins.
Original Lyrics:
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
The poor cook, he got the s***s.
Original Lyrics:
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
The poor cook, he popped a fit.
Original Lyrics:
The poor cook, he caught the fits.
The Beach Boys' real lyrics suggest that the cook caught some exotic tropical disease that compelled him to throw the grits out and eat all the corn. My misheard lyrics suggest he suddenly went insane.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come on the Sloop John B
Grant, Barbara and me.
Original Lyrics:
We come on the Sloop John B
My grandfather and me.
"Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come on the Sloop Jumby.
Original Lyrics:
We come on the Sloop John B.
"Surf's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
A diamond necklace hit the pond
Original Lyrics:
A diamond necklace played the pawn
"Surf's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
A diamond necklace played the pond
Original Lyrics:
A diamond necklace played the pawn
"Surf's Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
The diamond necklace in a park
Original Lyrics:
A diamond necklace played the pawn
"Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen you on the shore,
standing on the ocean floor
Original Lyrics:
I have seen you on the shore,
standing by the ocean's door
"Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's door
Original Lyrics:
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
"Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my wooley arms, I'll take you.
Original Lyrics:
In my Woody, I will take you.
"Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little surfer, little worm
Original Lyrics:
Little surfer, little one
"Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
My surfing nuts are rising and my board is loosing wax.
Original Lyrics:
My surfing knots are rising and my board is losing wax.
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie Centos, too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals, too
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cushy cushy von hairdo
Original Lyrics:
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a serpent
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's gone surfin'
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody had a notion across the USA
Original Lyrics:
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or Archie sandals,too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
or
Raunchy sandals, too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals,too
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raunchy sinners, too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals,too
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're watchin sandals too
Bushy bushy bon hairdos
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals too
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
"Surfin USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see 'em wearing sun bagels.
Hibatchi sandals, too.
A pushy, bushy blonde haired girl
and servin' USA
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too.
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo.
Surfin' USA
"Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
Early in the morning, we'll be shooting the girl.
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning, we'll be shooting the curl.
"Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go surfing now,
everybody's surfing now
Original Lyrics:
Let's go surfing now,
everybody's learning how
"Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' on safari to the amethyst years
Original Lyrics:
We're goin' on safari to the islands this year
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Australia's never been
or
Australia, you're a bean.
or
Australia, you're a bean.
Original Lyrics:
Australia's Narrabeen
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody had a notion
To cross the U.S.A.
Then everybody be serving
I can't afford IA
See 'em wearin their badges
And raunchy Sanders, too
A pushy p**** blonde-haired dude
Servin' U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody had an ocean, across the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
If everybody had a notion, across the U.S.A.
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Serve a U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
Surfin' U.S.A.
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll catch em' surfin' at Wal-Mart,
Ventura county's pines, Santa Claus and Vincent,
Your Mama's terrapin, all over Manhatten,
and down your heiny way
Original Lyrics:
You'll catch em' surfin' at DelMar,
Ventura County Line, Santa Cruz and Tressels,
Australia's narabine, all over Manhattan,
and down Doheny Way
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Wear out your sandals too
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
Huarachi sandals too
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Or Archie sandles, too.
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too.
"Surfin' U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Rocky sandals, too!
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too.
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bushy bushy-bon hairdo
Original Lyrics:
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bushy bushy blonde hair, dudes
Original Lyrics:
Bushy bushy blonde hairdos
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bushy, Bushy von Hairdo
Original Lyrics:
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butchy, butchy banana
Original Lyrics:
Bushy, bushy blonde hairdos
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody had a nose job across the USA
Original Lyrics:
If everybody had an ocean across the USA
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody had an ulcer
across the USA
Original Lyrics:
If everybody had an ocean
across the USA
I dunno why people would feel like surfin' if they had an ulcer!
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marachi sandals, too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals, too
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Serve a USA
Original Lyrics:
Surfin' USA
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Versace Sandals, too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals,too
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got your sandals, too.
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals,too
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear Archie sandals too
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals,too
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear raunchy sandals too
A bushy-bushy Vaughan hairdo
Surfin' USA.
Original Lyrics:
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' USA.
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see we're in the baggies.
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies.
"Surfin' USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their maggies
Mariachi sandals too.
Original Lyrics:
You'll see 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too.
"That Same Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That we can take it one more high.
Original Lyrics:
That we can take it one more mile.
"That's Not Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss my pet and the places I've known
Original Lyrics:
I miss my pad and the places I've known
"The Night Was So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think of her a** and it makes me sad.
Original Lyrics:
I think of her eyes and it makes me sigh.
"The Night Was So Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to die?
or
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to tie-dye?
Original Lyrics:
Is somebody gonna tell me why she has to hide?
"Vegetables"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get me wrong, my vegetables.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be 'round my vegetables.
"Wendy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy, Wendy, don't do your hair, do your hair
Original Lyrics:
Wendy, Wendy, don't lose your head, lose your head
"When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I love my mom for the rest of my life?
Original Lyrics:
Will I love my wife for the rest of my life?
"When I Grow Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I dig the same things that turn me on as a kid?
Original Lyrics:
Will I dig the same things that turn me on as a kid?
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good night my baby
Sleep on top of my baby.
Original Lyrics:
Good night my baby
Sleep tight, my baby.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' Wooden T**s, be nice!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, wouldn't it be nice
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then to have us spend the day together.
Original Lyrics:
And after having spent the day together
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we can say goodnight and sleep together.
Original Lyrics:
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we can say goodnight and stick together.
Original Lyrics:
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be nice if we were turtles?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
"Wouldn't It Be Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole time, too
Original Lyrics:
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
"You Still Believe In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try hard to bemoan what you want me to be
Original Lyrics:
I try hard to be more what you want me to be

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