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"Abracadabra"
Abra, Abracadabra
I'm gonna freak out and stab ya.
Abra, Abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya.
"Abracadabra"
Abra-abra-cadabra
I wanna reach out to grandma.
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
"Abracadabra"
Adidas, I can't cool down.
I heat up, I can't cool down.
"Abracadabra"
Debra, Debra, oh Debra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
Abra, Abra cadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
"Abracadabra"
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning plane.
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning flame.
"Abracadabra"
Fajitas, they can't cool down.
I heat up, I can't cool down.
"Abracadabra"
Hurry up!
I can't cool down
My head is spinning round and round
I heat up,
I can't cool down,
My head is spinning round and round
"Abracadabra"
I feel the magic in your cool dress,
I feel the magic when I touch your breasts.
I feel the magic in your caress,
I feel the magic when I touch your dress.
"Abracadabra"
I feel the magic when I touch your breast
I feel the magic when I touch your dress
"Abracadabra"
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black fannies with an angel's face.
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
"Abracadabra"
Something's happenin', leather and lace
Black panties with an angel space.
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
"Abracadabra"
With the touch of a Belgian glow
With the touch of a velvet glove
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Flies keep on flippin', flippin', flippin'
Into the future!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Fly Like a beagle....to the sea
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
Fly like an eagle, to the sea
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Fly like the Negro
Spill my tea.
Fly like an eagle
'Til I'm free.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
How's the people living in the street?
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
How's the people living in the street?
House the people, living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
How's the people?
Livin' in the street.
House the people
Livin' in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I wanna fly like Amigo.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I wanna fly like a Negro.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I wanna fry up an eagle
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I want to die like an Negro.
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I want to fly like a Negro.
I want to fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I want to fly like a weasel, to the sea.
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
I'm gonna shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet.
I want to shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Shoo the children with no shoes on their feet.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Shoo the children.
Shoe the children.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Show the children with no shoes on their feet.
Hounds and people living in the street.
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin'
Out of the creature.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Time Capsule '777', into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Time keeps on seven, seven, seven
Into the future.
or
Time keeps on surfin', surfin', surfin'
Into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my finger.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the fusion.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Time keeps on slurpin', slurpin', slurpin'
Into the future.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle"
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Gotta fry like a seagul on the sea
Fry like a seagul, let my spirit carry me sigh
Want to fry like a seagul, to be me
Oh-oh! Now there's a solution.
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
I want to fly like an eagle To the sea
Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle Till I'm free
Oh, Lord, through the revolution.
"Jet Airliner"
Baloney in my jacket liner
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Be all there at the lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Be gone, Chet Ahlinah.
Don't carry me over the bay.
Big old jet airliner.
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Beagle Jedi lineup
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Beego, Cher and Delilah
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Been in Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Benny Jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'Ol Jed left the light on.
Big 'Ol Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'ol jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'ol jet had a light out.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'ol wet vagina
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'ole Chad Left the Light On,
Don't take my tooth far away
Big old jet airliner,
Don't take me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Big 'ole Jed and Eliza
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Dog Chad at the Lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jeb at the lineup
or
Bingo, Jed and Lila
or
Bingo Jed had a lighter
or
Big ol' Jed in a lighthouse
or
Big ole' North Carolina
or
We're gonna tear that line up
or
big hole smelled like a tuna
or
big old jed had a light on
or
We're gonna jam in a lighthouse
or
We don't carrot a light out
or
Big hotel had a line-up
or
We're going to get to South Carolina
or
Pick Jed Out Of The Line Up
or
There goes Jen and Eliza
or
Big ol' jet with the light on
or
Big 'ol Jed & Lionel
or
Big ol' Jed had to lie down
or
Big ole Jed's got a line up
or
Big ole' jail at lineup
or
Big Old Jet Haired Wino
or
Big ol' jed Carolina
or
Big old Jedi Wino
or
Bingo, Jed, and Delilah
or
Bingo Jed had the light on
or
We Goin' Ta Carolina
or
Big old chair with a light on
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big O Jed outta 'Lina.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big O. jarred out of alignment.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ol' Jap in a lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ol' Jeb is a whino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ol' Jed and Lionel
Big Ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ol' Jed on the Lino
Big Ol' Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big Old Jed in a Lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
The correct name of this song is just "Jet Airliner"; please note that "big ol'" is NOT part of the title.
"Jet Airliner"
Big Old Jedalina
Big old jet airlinah
"Jet Airliner"
Big Ole Jet Carolina
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big armchair Carolina
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big auction at the lighthouse
Don't carry me too far away
Big old Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner"
Big cool cat in the lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel at line, uhhh!
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel got a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel had a liner.
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel in Atlanta
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel in Nanaimo
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel with the light on
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big hotel, El Nido
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big lawn chair and a rhino
Don't carry me to Father Wade.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Big oak chair with a light on
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol bad v*g**a
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Aunt Jemimah
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol' Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Aunt Jemima
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chad Adalina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chatalinah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chet and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
or
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Chet outa Linah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jam and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jan had her light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Janet Alynah
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jap in a lineup
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jared had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jeb had a light on.
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jeb had a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jeb's got a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed Adeliner
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed ain't a night owl
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Alana
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Dehlilia
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Delilah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Linus
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and a night owl
Big ol' jet airlner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and the Rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed and the rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed had a line out.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed had a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed left a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed left the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jed with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jedediah
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jedi lighter
or
Big ol' Jed and Alidah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jedi, Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jemimah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jen had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' Jerralina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' North Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' chair and light on
Don't make me poo in the bay.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Comin' for to take me to pay.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' child in a line-up
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' gal with a light on
Ol' Gary was too far away.
or
Big ol' gal with a light on
Don't carry me too far today.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' hair Carolina
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jail and a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jam in a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jambalaya
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' javalina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jelly rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jelly roll-up
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jet had a light out
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jet out of Atlanta
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jet outta 'lina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' jet outta line-a
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' pantyliner
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ol' wet vagina
Big ol' jet air liner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chad had eyeliner.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chad left the light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chet Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chet and Lila.
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chet at the lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chet had a light on
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Chet had a light on
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed and Elijah
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed and Lina
big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed and Lionel
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed and Lyonel
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed and a rhino
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed had a lineup.
or
Big old Jed had Alana.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed had a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed in a liner.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jed left a light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jedalina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old Jen and her lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old armchair in Idaho
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old bin liner.
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big old cat in a line-up.
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big old chair and a liner
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old chair and light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jail with the lights on
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jam at the lighthouse
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jam in the lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jelly rhino
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jelly rhino
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old jet elevator
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big old train is a 'Lionel'.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole Aunt Jemima
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole Chad at the lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole Jed in a line-up.
Doug can't be too far away
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole cat on a liner
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole cat scratched my eyes out.
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Big ole jet left its light on.
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Biggles, Chet, and Lana
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Chet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Jam and a line-up
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Jed had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Jeff had a light on
Big ole' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Jen had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo Jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo gentlemen on her
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo jet had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo's cat had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo's gettin' a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo, Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo, Jed, and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bingo, jet and the lighthouse
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner"
Bobo, dread Jah I now.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bought a chair in Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Bring Home Jan and Lionel
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner"
Dago, turn that light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Diego, Chad and Alana
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Dig old Jed at a lineoff
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Dig that ol' wet vagina.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Dingo, Jed and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Don't carry me to Paraguay.
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Don't carry him too far away
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Cause it's you that's got to stay
Big ol jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol jet Airliner
Cause's it's here that I've I got to stay.
"Jet Airliner"
Eagle Jet Airliner
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Even on out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along on this big ol' cafe
I've been thinkin' about my own
But my love life teams so far away
Somebody's tryin' to make me say
You know I've got to be movin' on.
Leavin' home, out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
I've been thinkin' about my home
But my love light seems so far away
Somebody's tryin' to make me stay
You know I've got to be movin' on.
"Jet Airliner"
Friday night I got tears in my eyes
Ridin' high I got tears in my eyes
"Jet Airliner"
Friday night i got jizz in my eye
Friday night I got tears in my eye
"Jet Airliner"
Friday night, I got tears in my eyes.
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
"Jet Airliner"
Funky chicks goin' down in the city.
Funky kicks goin' down in the city.
Editor's Note: The edited version (which is played on the radio) had "funky kicks", but the album version had the lyric "funky sh**".
"Jet Airliner"
He don't leave that light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
He haw whaa haaw waa ho
Don't take me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Hello there, Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Hello, North Carolina!
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Here go Jed and Elina.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
How I don't want to get locked up in any of that
Funky s**t goin' down in the city
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky kicks goin' down in the city
There are two different versions of this song, so both of these second lines are correct
"Jet Airliner"
I might get rich, you know I might get invested.
I might get rich, you know I might get busted.
"Jet Airliner"
Jingle Jangle Lino
or
Jingle Jan had a liner.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Leavin' town on a rhino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Leo, Ted, and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Make your cat out of lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Mean ole Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Miko, Jeff and Lionel
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Oh, beef on down Carolina
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
The reason I probably misunderstood the lyrics was I only had a cheap transisitor radio to listen to back in 1976!!
"Jet Airliner"
Oh, big ol' jelly line-up.
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Oh, oh, oh, big old Aunt Jemima
Don't carry me too far away.
Oh, oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Pick old Jed out of line-up.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pick old Jed outta line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pick on Chet and Alana
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pickled jet airliner
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pig on a jet to Carolina
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel ain't a lighthouse
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel and a lighthouse
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel had a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel had a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel in Atlanta
Big old jet arliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel with a light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pink hotel with a light on
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Pinko Jed had a light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Please don't chat in the lineup
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Please don't chat with the winos.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Please don't leave the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Please don't tear down the line-up.
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Please don't turn the light on
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Rico, Jed and Lina
Don't carry me too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
Rico, Jed and Linus
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Right now, I got tears in my eyes.
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
"Jet Airliner"
Ringo, Jed and Lionel
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Take your chair off the lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
There go Chad and Eliza
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
There go Jed and Linus.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
There go Jed and Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
They caught Jed in a line-up
They're gonna put him away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
They don't jam in the line-up.
Big 'ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
They don't jam with the light on.
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner"
Things gonna get outta line, yeh.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Think I'll go get in a lineup.
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Think I'll jet out of 'Lina.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Touchin' down in New England Town
Puberty comin' down
Touchin' down in New England Town
Feel the heat comin' down
"Jet Airliner"
Viggo, Jed and Aligna
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Vigo, Chad and Lila
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Vitas Gerulaitas
Big ol' jet airliner
Vitas Gerulaitas: The late tennis player.
"Jet Airliner"
Vitas Gerulaitis
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We all stand in line, ahh.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't care 'bout the rhinestone.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't care about Linus.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't care if you're a wino.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't chat at a lineup
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't chat at a rhino
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't chat in a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't jam with the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't share the lino.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We don't shower with the light on,
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go chat at a lighthouse,
don't carry me too far away.
Big old jet airliner,
don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
We go down and line up
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go down at Elida.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go down with the light on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go down, Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go jam at a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go jam at the lineup
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We go, Carolina.
or
Big hotel with the light on.
Big 'ol jet air liner.
"Jet Airliner"
We goin' down Carolina.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We goin' to Carolina
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gon' chair that Lionel.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gon' chat a line up
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gon' jet outta Lido
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna check out a lighthouse.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna jam in a lineup.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna jam in the lighthouse.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna jam on a liner
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna jam with the lights on.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna share that lighter
Don't carry it too far away.
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna tear down the lighthouse
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna tear that light out.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We gonna tear that line up.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We won't get outta line, no.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're goin' to Carolina
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're gon' tear that line up.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're gonna jam in a line up
don't carry me too far away
Big 'ol jet airliner
don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner"
We're gonna jam with the light on.
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're gonna jam with the light out.
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're gonna tear down the lighthouse
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
We're gonna tear the line up
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
You don't count at a line-up.
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jungle Love"
Chowda
Low
Jungle
Love
"Jungle Love"
Chug a lug, the Strawberry Man, he's makin' me crazy.
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love"
Chug-A-Lug
You're driving me mad; you're making me crazy.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad; it's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love"
Chug-A-Lug
Jungle Love
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug!
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug, strawberry red
It's making me crazy, crazy
Jungle Love, It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy, crazy
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug, the strawberry man is making me crazy
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug, strawberry man, its making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
Jungle love, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug
It's drivin' me mad, makin' me lazy.
Jungle Love
It's drivin' me mad, it's makin' me crazy.
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug
It's driving me mad.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad.
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug
The strawberry van
Is making me pay Thee.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love"
Chug-a-lug
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
Gentle love
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
I brought you a cradle for fire.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love"
I brought you a crate up the fire
I brought you a crate of papaya
"Jungle Love"
I brought you a great apple pie-a.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love"
I brought you a great apple pie-ya.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love"
I brought you creative papaya.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love"
I thought you had created a fire.
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love"
Jello love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love"
Jump around.
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
Jump around
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
Jungle love
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love"
Jungle love in the surf and the pouring rain
Everything's gonna get wet
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain
Everything better when wet
"Jungle Love"
The question to everyone's answers is usually aspirin with gin
The question to everyone's answers is usually asked from within
"Jungle Love"
Troubled love
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
You treat me like I was Russian
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love"
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm
"Jungle Love"
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love"
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm.
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love"
you treat me like I was your ocean
you swim in my pond when it's warm
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Mercury Blues"
I want to buy me a Mercury Cruise: open down this road!
I want to buy me a Mercury and cruise up and down this road.
"Rock N' Me"
I went to Phoenix, Arizona all the way in a coma
I went from Phoenix, Arizona All the way to Tacoma
"Rock N' Me"
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my wallet is a friend of mine.
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my woman is a friend of mine.
"Rockin' Me"
Northern California where the girls are born
Northern California where the girls are warm
"Swingtown"
And we've got to get down to the shakedown
or
And we'd like to sit down and do the ovals
or
And we'd like to sit down and do the ovals
And we've got to get down to the Swingtown
"Take The Money And Run"
Billy Joe shot a man down in Wallaby's castle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
"Take The Money And Run"
Billy Joe shot a man down in rubbing castle.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run"
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his Gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' this castle.
"Take The Money And Run"
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his asshole
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his castle
"Take The Money And Run"
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his gasso.
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run"
Go on, the Devonian run.
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run"
Go, take the bunny and run.
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run"
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run"
He knows just exactly what the fax is
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run"
Oh-ohhhh, kick your buddy and run.
Oh-ohhh, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run"
Swear they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his a** hole.
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run"
Than sit around the house, gettin' high on watchin' tube.
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run"
Then sit around the house.
Can I watch it, too?
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
Than sit around the house,
get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run"
That's where they ran into a great big asshole
That's where they ran into a great big hastle
"Take The Money And Run"
This is the story about Billy Joel and Bobbie Sue.
This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
"Take The Money And Run"
Two young lovers with wild attitude.
Two young lovers with nothing better to do.
"Take The Money And Run"
Whoo, the Devonian Run!
Whoo, take the money and run.
"The Joker"
'Cause I speak of the bomb bodice of love.
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.
"The Joker"
'Cause I speak of the pompatice of love
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
"The Joker"
'Cause I speak of the prophetess of love.
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
"The Joker"
'cause I speak of the prophetess of love
'cause I speak of the pompatus of love
"The Joker"
And I'm a Sinner
I play my music in the song.
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun.
"The Joker"
Cuz I speak of the properties of love
Cause I speak of the pompotous of love
"The Joker"
Prophecies of love
or
Properties of love
or
Hippopotomus of love
or
Hippopotomus of love
Pompetus of love
Pompetus of love are the real lyrics, Cecil Adams at The Straight Dope did an entire article exploring this issue.
"The Joker"
I speak of the properties of love.
I speak of the pompatus of love.
"The Joker"
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight joker.
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker"
I'm a llama.
I'm a lover.
"The Joker"
I'm a midnight choker
I'm a midnight toker
"The Joker"
I'm a midnight talker.
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker"
I'm a midnight toll, girl.
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker"
I'm a pigger.
I'm a picker.
"The Joker"
I'm bitter, I'm bitter
I'm a lover, and I'm a quitter
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
"The Joker"
Really like your features
Wanna taste your cream.
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
"The Joker"
Really like your peaches
Wanna taste your cream
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree
"The Joker"
Really love your peaches
Wanna eat your tree.
Really love your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
"The Joker"
Some people call me 'More Grease'.
Some people call me Maurice.