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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Steve Miller Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 461 misheard song lyrics for Steve Miller Band on amIright currently.

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"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abra, Abracadabra
I'm gonna freak out and stab ya.
Original Lyrics:
Abra, Abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abra-abra-cadabra
I wanna reach out to grandma.
Original Lyrics:
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abra-abra-cadabra
I'm gonna blow ya head off.
Original Lyrics:
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adidas, I can't cool down.
Original Lyrics:
I heat up, I can't cool down.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Debra, Debra, oh Debra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
Original Lyrics:
Abra, Abra cadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya'!
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning plane.
Original Lyrics:
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning flame.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fajitas, they can't cool down.
Original Lyrics:
I heat up, I can't cool down.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up!
I can't cool down
My head is spinning round and round
Original Lyrics:
I heat up,
I can't cool down,
My head is spinning round and round
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the magic in your cool dress,
I feel the magic when I touch your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I feel the magic in your caress,
I feel the magic when I touch your dress.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the magic in your cool dress
Original Lyrics:
I feel the magic in your caress
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the magic when I touch your breast
Original Lyrics:
I feel the magic when I touch your dress
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black fannies with an angel's face.
Original Lyrics:
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somethin's happenin', leather and lace.
Black panties with an inch of space
Original Lyrics:
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's happenin', leather and lace
Black panties with an angel space.
Original Lyrics:
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel face.
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the touch of a Belgian glow
Original Lyrics:
With the touch of a velvet glove
"Abracadabra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the touch of a Belkin glove.
Original Lyrics:
With the touch of a velvet glove
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat the babies, who don't have enough to eat
Shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet
A thousand people, living in the street
Original Lyrics:
Feed the babies, who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
House the people, living in the street
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Kill the children
For the shoes on their feet
Original Lyrics:
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies keep on flippin', flippin', flippin'
Into the future!
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly Like a beagle....to the sea
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
or
Fly like an eagle, 2-0-3
Original Lyrics:
Fly like an eagle, to the sea
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly like the Negro
Spill my tea.
Original Lyrics:
Fly like an eagle
'Til I'm free.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's the people living in the street?
Original Lyrics:
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's the people living in the street?
Original Lyrics:
House the people, living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's the people?
Livin' in the street.
Original Lyrics:
House the people
Livin' in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fly like Amigo.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fly like a Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fry up an eagle
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to die like an Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to fly like a Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I want to fly like an eagle.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to fly like a weasel, to the sea.
Original Lyrics:
I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet.
Original Lyrics:
I want to shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo the children with no shoes on their feet.
Original Lyrics:
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo the children.
Original Lyrics:
Shoe the children.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet.
Original Lyrics:
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot the children with no shoes on their feet
Original Lyrics:
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show the children with no shoes on their feet.
Hounds and people living in the street.
Original Lyrics:
Shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.
House the people living in the street.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin'
Out of the creature.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time Capsule '777', into the future.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time keeps on seven, seven, seven
Into the future.
or
Time keeps on surfin', surfin', surfin'
Into the future.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into my finger.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the fusion.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time keeps on slurpin', slurpin', slurpin'
Into the future.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future.
"Fly Like An Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Tommy keeps on surfin' surfin' surfin'...to the future!
Gotta fry like a seagul on the sea
Fry like a seagull, let my spirit carry me sigh
Want to fry like a seagull, to be me
Oh-oh! Now there's a solution.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future
I want to fly like an eagle To the sea
Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle Till I'm free
Oh, Lord, through the revolution.
"There's a solution" is actually mentioned at a different point in the song.
"Fly Like an Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Todd keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
Original Lyrics:
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
"Fly like an eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly like an noodle
Original Lyrics:
Fly like an eagle
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon cheddar lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baloney in my jacket liner
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be all there at the lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be gone, Chet Ahlinah.
Don't carry me over the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beagle Jedi lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beego, Cher and Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been in Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Jet had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'Ol Jed left the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big 'Ol Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet had a light out.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ol wet vagina
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ole Chad Left the Light On,
Don't take my tooth far away
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner,
Don't take me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big 'ole Jed and Eliza
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Dog Chad at the Lino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jeb at the lineup
or
Bingo, Jed and Lila
or
Bingo Jed had a lighter
or
Big ol' Jed in a lighthouse
or
Big ole' North Carolina
or
We're gonna tear that line up
or
big hole smelled like a tuna
or
big old jed had a light on
or
We're gonna jam in a lighthouse
or
We don't carrot a light out
or
Big hotel had a line-up
or
We're going to get to South Carolina
or
Pick Jed Out Of The Line Up
or
There goes Jen and Eliza
or
Big ol' jet with the light on
or
Big 'ol Jed & Lionel
or
Big ol' Jed had to lie down
or
Big ole Jed's got a line up
or
Big ole' jail at lineup
or
Big Old Jet Haired Wino
or
Big ol' jed Carolina
or
Big old Jedi Wino
or
Bingo, Jed, and Delilah
or
Bingo Jed had the light on
or
We Goin' Ta Carolina
or
Big old chair with a light on
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
or
Big Hotel Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Hotel Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Hotel with the lights on
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big O Jed outta 'Lina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big O. jarred out of alignment.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jad had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jap in a lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jeb is a whino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big Ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jed on the Lino
Original Lyrics:
Big Ol' Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Old Jed in a Lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Old Jedalina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airlinah
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ole Jebb and the light out
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ole Jet Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big armchair Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big auction at the lighthouse
Don't carry me too far away
Original Lyrics:
Big old Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big bowl of jambalaya
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
This song was NOT sung by the Doobie Brothers. They never performed it. It's a Steve Miller Band song all the way.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big cool cat in the lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel and a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel at line, uhhh!
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel got a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel had a liner.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel in Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel in Nanaimo
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel that light up
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel with a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel with the light on
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hotel, El Nido
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big lawn chair and a rhino
Don't carry me to Father Wade.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big oak chair with a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol bad v*g**a
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol chair in a liner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Aunt Jemimah
Don't carry me too far away
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad Adalina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad Airliner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chad left the light on
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chatalinah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chet and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
or
Big ol' Chad had a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chet left the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Chet outa Linah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jam and a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jan had her light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Janet Alynah
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jap in a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jared had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jeb had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jeb had a rhino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jeb's got a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed Adeliner
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed ain't a night owl
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Alana
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Dehlilia
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Linus
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and a night owl
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airlner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and the Rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed and the rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed had a lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed had a line out.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed had a line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed left a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed left the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jed with a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jedd had a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jedediah
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jedi lighter
or
Big ol' Jed and Alidah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jedi, Lionel.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jemimah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jen had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' Jerralina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' North Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' chair and light on
Don't make me poo in the bay.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
or
Big ol' jet airliner
Comin' for to take me to pay.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' child in a line-up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' gal with a light on
Ol' Gary was too far away.
or
Big ol' gal with a light on
Don't carry me too far today.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' hair Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' hairy vagina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jail and a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jam in a line up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jambalaya
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' javalina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jelly rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jelly roll-up
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jet had a light out
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jet out of Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jet outta 'lina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' jet outta line-a
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' pantyliner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol' wet vagina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet air liner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Aunt Jamima, don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away.
Bless you for providing the service!!
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chad had eyeliner.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chad left the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chet Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chet and Lila.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chet at the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chet had a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Chet had a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jeb and Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and Elijah
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and Ira
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and Lina
Original Lyrics:
big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and Lyonel
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed and a rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed had a light-on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
Editor's note: The correct name of this song is just "Jet Airliner"; please note that "big ol(d)" is NOT part of the title.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed had a lineup.
or
Big old Jed had Alana.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed had a rhino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed in a liner.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jed left a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jedalina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old Jen and her lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old armchair in Idaho
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old bin liner.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old cat in a line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old chair and a liner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old chair and light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jail with the lights on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jam at the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jam in the lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jelly rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jelly rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jet elevator
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jet outta Lyneham
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old jet's got it's lights on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big old train is a 'Lionel'.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole Chad at the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole Jed in a line-up.
Doug can't be too far away
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
Don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole cat on a liner
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole cat scratched my eyes out.
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ole jet left its light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Biggles, Chet, and Lana
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Chair and a Lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Chet had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Jam and a line-up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Jed had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Jeff had a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ole' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Jen had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo Jet had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo gentlemen on her
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo jet had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo's cat had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo's gettin' a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo, Jed and Linus. My boys are gonna carry me home
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo, Jed and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo, Jed, and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bingo, jet and the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobo, dread Jah I now.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a chair in Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring Home Jan and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airlner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dago, turn that light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diego, Chad and Alana
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig old Jed at a lineoff
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig that ol' wet vagina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dingo Chad and the line up
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dingo, Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't carry me to Paraguay.
Original Lyrics:
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Don't carry him too far away
Don't pick Jed in a lineup
Cause it's you that's got to stay
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Big ol jet Airliner
Cause's it's here that I've I got to stay.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagle Jet Airliner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even on out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along on this big ol' cafe
I've been thinkin' about my own
But my love life teams so far away
Somebody's tryin' to make me say
You know I've got to be movin' on.
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' home, out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
I've been thinkin' about my home
But my love light seems so far away
Somebody's tryin' to make me stay
You know I've got to be movin' on.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night I got tears in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' high I got tears in my eyes
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night i got jizz in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Friday night I got tears in my eye
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night, I got tears in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night, got tears in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' high, got tears in my eyes
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Funky chicks goin' down in the city.
Original Lyrics:
Funky kicks goin' down in the city.
Editor's Note: The edited version (which is played on the radio) had "funky kicks", but the album version had the lyric "funky sh**".
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He don't leave that light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He haw whaa haaw waa ho
Don't take me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't take me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello there, Carolina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, North Carolina!
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here go Jed and Elina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How I don't want to get locked up in any of that
Funky s**t goin' down in the city
Original Lyrics:
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky kicks goin' down in the city
There are two different versions of this song, so both of these second lines are correct
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I might get rich, you know I might get invested.
Original Lyrics:
I might get rich, you know I might get busted.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle Jangle Lino
or
Jingle Jan had a liner.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jingle jang in a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' town on a rhino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leo, Chad and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big Old Jet Airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leo, Ted, and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your cat out of lino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean ole Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miko, Jeff and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' on out on the road
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' home, out on the road
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beef on down Carolina
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
The reason I probably misunderstood the lyrics was I only had a cheap transisitor radio to listen to back in 1976!!
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, big ol' jelly line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, big old Aunt Jemima
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick Old Chad in a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick old Jed out of line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick old Jed outta line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick on Chet and Alana
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickled jet airliner
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pig on a jet to Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pig on jello ah yeah
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel ain't a lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel and a lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel had a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel in Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet arliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel with a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink hotel with a light on
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinko Jed had a light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't chat in the lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't chat with the winos.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't leave the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't tear down the line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't turn that light on
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't turn the light on
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rico, Jed and Lina
Don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rico, Jed and Linus
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' along in this big ugly plane
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I got tears in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Ridin' high, I got tears in my eyes.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ringo, Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your chair off the lino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There go Chad and Eliza
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There go Jed and Linus.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There go Jed and Lionel.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They caught Jed in a line-up
They're gonna put him away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't jam in the line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't jam with the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They gon' tear that light off
Original Lyrics:
Big Ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things gonna get outta line, yeh.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll go get in a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll jet out of 'Lina.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touchin' down in New England Town
Puberty comin' down
Original Lyrics:
Touchin' down in New England Town
Feel the heat comin' down
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Viggo, Jed and Aligna
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vigo, Chad and Lila
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vitas Gerulaitas
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Vitas Gerulaitas: The late tennis player.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vitas Gerulaitis
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all stand in line, ahh.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't care 'bout the rhinestone.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't care about Linus.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't care bout the line-up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't care if you're a wino.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't chat at a line-up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't chat at a lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't chat at a rhino
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't chat in a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't chat in the line-up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' Jet Airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't jam with the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't share the lino.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't shed any light on
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't shower with the light on,
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go chat at a lighthouse,
don't carry me too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner,
don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go down and line up
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go down at Elida.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go down with the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go down, Carolina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go jam at a line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go jam at the lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go, Carolina.
or
Big hotel with the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet air liner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We goin' down Carolina.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We goin' to Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' chair that Lionel.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' chat a line up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' jet outta Lido
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna check out a lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna jam at a line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna jam in a lineup.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna jam in the lighthouse.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna jam on a liner
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna jam with the lights on.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna share that lighter
Don't carry it too far away.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna tear down the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna tear that light out.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna tear that line up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We won't get outta line, no.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' to Carolina
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going to chat at a line up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gon' tear that line up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna jam in a line up
don't carry me too far away
Original Lyrics:
Big 'ol jet airliner
don't carry me too far away
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna jam with the light on.
Original Lyrics:
Big old jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna jam with the light out.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna tear down the lighthouse
Original Lyrics:
Big ole jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna tear the line up
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't count at a line-up.
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner.
"Jet Airliner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you've got to go to Hell before you get to Heaven
Original Lyrics:
You know you've got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chowda Low
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug a lug, the Strawberry Man, he's makin' me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-A-Lug
You're driving me mad; you're making me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
It's driving me mad; it's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-A-Lug
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug, strawberry red
It's making me crazy, crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love, It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy, crazy
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug, the strawberry man is making me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love, it's driving me mad, it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug, strawberry man, its making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
or
Chug-a-lug, you're driving me mad, you're making me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love, you're driving me mad, it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug
It's drivin' me mad, makin' me lazy.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Love
It's drivin' me mad, it's makin' me crazy.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug
It's driving me mad.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
It's driving me mad.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug
The strawberry van
Is making me pay Thee.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double-up. It's seven eleven it's drivin' me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love: it's driving me mad; it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gentle love
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought you a great apple pie, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought you a cradle for fire.
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought you a crate up the fire
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought you a great apple pie-a.
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought you a great apple pie-ya.
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought you creative papaya.
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I would write you a pome
Original Lyrics:
I thought I would write you a poem
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you had created a fire.
Original Lyrics:
I brought you a crate of papaya.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jello love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jug-A-Lug is driving me mad
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love is driving me mad
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump around.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump around
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
it's driving me mad
it's making me crazy
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle love in the surf and the pouring rain
Everything's gonna get wet
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain
Everything better when wet
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The question to everyone's answers is usually aspirin with gin
Original Lyrics:
The question to everyone's answers is usually asked from within
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Troubled love
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
"Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You swim in my barf when it's warm
Original Lyrics:
You swim in my blood when it's warm
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I was Russian
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my bod when it's warm.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my butt when it's warm.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Jungle Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
you treat me like I was your ocean
you swim in my pond when it's warm
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I was your ocean
You swim in my blood when it's warm.
"Mercury Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to buy me a Mercury Cruise: open down this road!
Original Lyrics:
I want to buy me a Mercury and cruise up and down this road.
"Rock N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to Phoenix, Arizona all the way in a coma
Original Lyrics:
I went from Phoenix, Arizona All the way to Tacoma
"Rock N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my wallet is a friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I ain't superstitious, and I don't get suspicious
But my woman is a friend of mine.
"Rockin' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Northern California where the girls are born
Original Lyrics:
Northern California where the girls are warm
"Swingtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we've got to get down to the shakedown
or
And we'd like to sit down and do the ovals
or
And we'd like to sit down and do the ovals
Original Lyrics:
And we've got to get down to the Swingtown
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man down in Wallaby's castle
Original Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man down in rubbing castle.
Original Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his Gasso.
Original Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' this castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his asshole
Original Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbin' his castle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his gasso.
Original Lyrics:
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, take the money you run.
Original Lyrics:
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, the Devonian run.
Original Lyrics:
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, take the bunny and run.
Original Lyrics:
Go on, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows just exactly what the fax is
Original Lyrics:
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows just exactly what the fax is
Original Lyrics:
He knows just exactly what the facts is
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big asshole.
Original Lyrics:
Headed down to old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-ohhhh, kick your buddy and run.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-ohhh, take the money and run.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his a** hole.
Original Lyrics:
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Than sit around the house, gettin' high on watchin' tube.
Original Lyrics:
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then sit around the house.
Can I watch it, too?
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
or
Than sit around the house.
Curtain iron watchin', too
Original Lyrics:
Than sit around the house,
get high, and watch the tube.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where they ran into a great big asshole
Original Lyrics:
That's where they ran into a great big hastle
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then sit around the house, get an eyewash or two
Original Lyrics:
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the story about Billy Joel and Bobbie Sue.
Original Lyrics:
This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two young lovers with wild attitude.
Original Lyrics:
Two young lovers with nothing better to do.
"Take The Money And Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoo, the Devonian Run!
Original Lyrics:
Whoo, take the money and run.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the Pompatice of love
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the bomb bodice of love.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I speak of the prophetess of love.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I speak from the pompatus of love.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I speak of the prophetess of love
Original Lyrics:
'cause I speak of the pompatus of love
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a Sinner
I play my music in the song.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the puppeteers of love
Original Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the pompetus of love
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I speak of the properties of love
Original Lyrics:
Cause I speak of the Pompatus of love
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Prophecies of love
or
Properties of love
or
Hippopotomus of love
or
Hippopotomus of love
Original Lyrics:
Pompetus of love
Pompetus of love are the real lyrics, Cecil Adams at The Straight Dope did an entire article exploring this issue.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I speak of the properties of love.
Original Lyrics:
I speak of the pompatus of love.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight joker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a joker.
I'm a smoker.
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a llama.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lover.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight Tok'Ra
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight choker
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight talker.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toll, girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a midnight toker.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pigger.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bitter, I'm bitter
I'm a lover, and I'm a quitter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pompages of love
Original Lyrics:
Pompetus of love
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really like your features
Wanna taste your cream.
Original Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna taste your cream
Original Lyrics:
Really like your peaches
Wanna shake your tree
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really love your peaches
Wanna eat your tree.
Original Lyrics:
Really love your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
"The Joker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people call me 'More Grease'.
Original Lyrics:
Some people call me Maurice.
"Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cats eat nothin' but trash
Original Lyrics:
Your cash ain't nothin' but trash

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