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"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet W. freeze town.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dadnabbit my flea's out
Original Lyrics:
10th avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue Freeze Out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead cow in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead devil in the freezer.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead devil you can cheese it.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil, devil in the freezer aisle
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil, devil with the freeze eyes
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirt Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirt devil and a freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dub dubbaduh freeze ow!
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get you, girl, I'll get the b****.
Original Lyrics:
And kid, you better get the picture.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Daniels in the freezer.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
Jack Devil, meaning Jack Daniels whiskey
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet devil in the freeze eye
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take down with your knees out.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tap dancing in the freeze aisle
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tap devil in the freezaaaaa...(freezer)
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the Devil he can freeze out
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the devil he can freeze Hell.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the devil he can freeze out.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the devil he can leave now.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the devil you can freestyle.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempt devil in the freeze aisle.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempt, devil, you freeze-out.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue Freeze Out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten W freezeout
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten devils in the freezer aisle
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten devils in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten-W-Freeze-L
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tent devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank the devil I'm freeze-dried.
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank the devil, I'm freeze-dried.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
That devil didn't please her.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's in freeze isle.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the Big Nose joined the band.
Original Lyrics:
Then the Big Man joined the band.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tin Devil swimming free style.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue Freeze Out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tin devil in the freezer.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out.
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tit devil, freeze out
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue Freeze Out
"10th Avenue Freeze Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around the corner things got real crappy fast.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around the corner things got real quiet real fast.
"10th Avenue Freeze-Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
10th Avenue freestyle
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out
"10th Avenue Freeze-Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dagnabbit, it's freeze-dried.
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze-out
"A Brillant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brick in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brillant disguise?
"A Brillant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just the Grinch in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brillant disguise?
"Adam Raised A Cain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my key?
Original Lyrics:
Adam raised a Cain.
"Adam Raised a Cain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost but not forgotten,
in the dark side of a drain
in the dark side of a drain
Original Lyrics:
Lost but not forgotten,
from the dark heart of a dream
from the dark heart of a dream
"Adam Raised a Cain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost but not forgotten,
like a dog out on a chain Adam raised a Cain
like a dog out on a chain Adam raised a Cain
Original Lyrics:
Lost but not forgotten,
from the dark heart of a dream Adam raised a Cain
from the dark heart of a dream Adam raised a Cain
"All That Heaven Will Allow"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got something on my mind
On Sesame Street, I'm walkin' proud.
On Sesame Street, I'm walkin' proud.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got something on my mind
That sets me straight and walking proud.
That sets me straight and walking proud.
"All That Heaven Will Allow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sesame Street's the walking crowd.
Original Lyrics:
Sets me straight and walking proud.
"Atlantic City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now there's trouble bustin' in from outer space
Original Lyrics:
Now there's trouble bustin' in from out of state
"Atlantic City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, there's trouble bustin' in from out of state
and the D.A. can't get no red meat.
and the D.A. can't get no red meat.
Original Lyrics:
Now, there's trouble bustin' in from out of state
and the D.A. can't get no relief.
and the D.A. can't get no relief.
"Atlantic City"
Misheard Lyrics:
They blew the p*** house, too.
Original Lyrics:
The blew up his house, too.
"Badlands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bada**, you gotta live it every day.
Original Lyrics:
Badlands, you gotta live another day.
"Badlands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Badlands, you gotta eat liver every day.
Original Lyrics:
Badlands, you gotta live another day.
"Badlands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't give a damn for just the in-betweens
or
I don't give a damn for the same old plate of cheese
or
I don't give a damn for the same old plate of cheese
Original Lyrics:
I don't give a damn for the same old played out scenes
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And little Curly Girly gave my anus a curly whirley
And asked me if I wanted to ride.
And asked me if I wanted to ride.
Original Lyrics:
And little Early Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride.
And asked me if I needed a ride.
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And little Hurlyburly gave my anus curly wurly.
Original Lyrics:
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly.
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blended by the light
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Cut loose like a douche, another lover in the night.
Cut loose like a douche, another lover in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some silicone sister with a cancerous blister
Original Lyrics:
Some silicone sister with a manager mister
Perhaps Bruce Springsteen's most inscrutable song, it makes Bob Dylan's ouvre seem absolutely coherent by comparison.
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up in a douche
Original Lyrics:
Cut loose like a deuce
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a dusche, you know the roamer in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded By the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, and I'm a boner in the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, and I'm a boner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Cut loose like a Deuce, another runner in the night.
"Born In The U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother in Arkansas.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
"Born In The U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother, A.K. Saul.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
"Born In The U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother, I can't solve.
or
I had a brother, I can't smile.
or
I had a brother, I can't smile.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
"Born In The U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bombed in the USA
Original Lyrics:
Born in the USA
"Born In The U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a long d*** daddy in the USA.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a long gone daddy in the USA.
"Born In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't kill the yellow man.
Original Lyrics:
To go kill the yellow man.
"Born In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a picture of her that I hog now.
Original Lyrics:
I got a picture of him in her arms now.
"Born In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother, I kay saw.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
"Born In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn in the USA
Original Lyrics:
Born in the USA
"Born In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
So they put her out to win my hand.
Original Lyrics:
So they put a rifle in my hand.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby this time we'll slip bombs from your back
Original Lyrics:
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby this town rips the balls from your back
Original Lyrics:
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, this town rips the b***s from your back.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, this town rips the bones from your back.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, this town rips the bolts from your back.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, this town rips the bones from your back.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Champs like us, baby, we were born to run.
Original Lyrics:
Tramps like us, baby, we were born to run.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chumps like us
or
Champs like us
or
Champs like us
Original Lyrics:
Tramps like us
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Front-wheel, fuel injected
And steppin' out over the line.
And steppin' out over the line.
Original Lyrics:
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
And steppin' out over the line.
And steppin' out over the line.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Highway's down with broken Gyros.
Original Lyrics:
Highway's jammed with broken heroes.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the day we'd sweat in out on the beach of Runway 93
Original Lyrics:
In the day we'd sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American Dream
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
The highway's down with broken Gyros
And a last jam's power dive.
And a last jam's power dive.
Original Lyrics:
The highway's jammed with broken heroes
On a last chance power drive.
On a last chance power drive.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Together baby, we can break this drap, we'll run 'till we crap.
Original Lyrics:
Together baby, we can break this trap, we'll run 'till we drop.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight we write that Manson's all gory
Original Lyrics:
Tonight we ride to mansions of glory
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy let me in, I want to be your friend
I want to burn your dreams and visions.
I want to burn your dreams and visions.
Original Lyrics:
Wendy let me in, I want to be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions.
I want to guard your dreams and visions.
"Born To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrap your hands around my inches.
Original Lyrics:
Wrap your hands around my engines.
"Born in The U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a long dong daddy in the U.S.A
Original Lyrics:
I'm a long GONE daddy in the U.S.A
"Born in rhe USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man son of a b*tch if it was up to me
Original Lyrics:
Hiring man says son if it was up to me
"Born in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I mack daddy in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
I’m a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A.
"Born in the U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother I can't solve
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn
"Born in the U.S.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a brother, I can't stop.
Original Lyrics:
I had a brother at Khe Sahn.
"Born to Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trap, slap, dust
Original Lyrics:
Tramps like us
"Brillaint Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or just a p**** in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
But just don't look too close
Into the promised land
Into the promised land
Original Lyrics:
But just don't look too close
Into the palm of my hand
Into the palm of my hand
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it you baby,
or just a friend in disguise
or just a friend in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Is it you baby,
or just a brilliant disguise
or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it you baby, or just a krill in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is it you baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it you, baby
Or just a grin in disguise?
Or just a grin in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a brilliant disguise?
Or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a bridge in the sky
or
Is that me baby or just a Prince in disguise
or
Is that me baby or just a Prince in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Is that me baby or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that me, baby, or just a bridge in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you babe
Or a bridge in the sky?
Or a bridge in the sky?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you babe
Or just a brilliant disguise?
Or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby or just a bridge in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a bird in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a bridge in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you baby, or just a brim in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby,
or just a brick in disguise
or just a brick in disguise
or
Is that you baby?
Or just a friend in disguise?
Or just a friend in disguise?
or
Is that you baby?
Or just a friend in disguise?
Or just a friend in disguise?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby,
or just a brilliant disguise
or just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brill in de sky?
Original Lyrics:
Is it you baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a pig in this pie?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a bull in your eyes?
Or just a bull in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a brilliant disguise?
Or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a breath in the sky?
Or just a breath in the sky?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a brilliant disguise?
Or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a brick in my eye?
Or just a brick in my eye?
Original Lyrics:
Is that you, baby
Or just a brilliant disguise?
Or just a brilliant disguise?
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a bridge in disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's just a brilliant disguise
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside's the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Alsace-Lorraine
"Brilliant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, a beddisco.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight our bed is cold.
"Brilliant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why a woman like you would move in with me?
Original Lyrics:
What a woman like you was doing with me.
"Brilliiant Disguise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or just a bridge in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Or just a brilliant disguise
"Countin' On A Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two plus two
Original Lyrics:
To come through
"Cover Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll drive in rain. I'll drive in snow.
I can't hear the wild wind blowing.
I can't hear the wild wind blowing.
Original Lyrics:
Outside's the rain, the drving snow.
I can hear the wild wind blowing.
I can hear the wild wind blowing.
"Cover Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut the door and cuddle me.
Original Lyrics:
Shut the door and cover me.
"Crush on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She might be an heiress who'll rock-a my world
Original Lyrics:
She might be an heiress to Rockefeller
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little h***.
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little help.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just of that start on your face.
or
Hey, baby, I'm just a bastard on your face.
or
Hey, baby, I'm just a bastard on your face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just about starving tonight.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a thirst for action.
Original Lyrics:
I’m dying for some action.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just knew how to talk like this.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just livin' in a dump like this.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a fad starting tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about starving tonight.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messages kickin' and pleadin'.
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messages kickin' and pleadin'
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister's kickin' the bleeder.
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some wine, and it's on me.
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke, here somewhere, and it's on me.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some wine, it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere, it's on me
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Even if you're Ted Danson in the dark.
Even if you're Ted Danson in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancin' in the dark.
Even if we're just dancin' in the dark.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This count's for higher
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
This count's for higher
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
"Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This drunk's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
This drunk's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
"Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, kiss awhile, and it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
"Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just about starving to death
or
I'm just a bastard in the night
or
I'm just a bastard in the night
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about starving tonight
"Darkness on the Edge of Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I hear she's got a sow up in Fairview
And a sty she's trying to maintain
And a sty she's trying to maintain
Original Lyrics:
Now I hear she's got a house up in Farview
And a style she's trying to maintain
And a style she's trying to maintain
"Downbound Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I dropped to my knees on my head and cried
I swang the sledge hammer at the Rogaine.
I swang the sledge hammer at the Rogaine.
Original Lyrics:
And I dropped to my knees, hung my head, and cried
Now I swing a sledge hammer on a railroad gang.
Now I swing a sledge hammer on a railroad gang.
"Downbound Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got laid off, down in Colombia.
Original Lyrics:
I got laid off, down at the lumberyard.
"Downbound Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when Hillary Swank came rowin' down the Roe-Jan
So I jumped down and whipped her with my w***.
So I jumped down and whipped her with my w***.
Original Lyrics:
And I dropped to my knees, hung my head, and cried
Now I swing a sledge hammer on a railroad gang.
Now I swing a sledge hammer on a railroad gang.
"Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the Beach Boys and free Bob Dole.
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat boys and free my soul.
"For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're waiting for you at Bellvue
With their rock surgeon masks.
With their rock surgeon masks.
Original Lyrics:
And they're waiting for you at Bellevue
With their oxygen masks.
With their oxygen masks.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty Days
Original Lyrics:
Glory Days
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory days, when your wanking in a young girls eye
Original Lyrics:
Glory days, like the wink of a young girls eye
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going Apes
Original Lyrics:
Glory Days
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna w*** in a young girl's eye
Original Lyrics:
In the wink of a young girl's eye
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speed-ball by ya
Making love like a fool boy.
Making love like a fool boy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speed-ball by ya
Make you look like a fool boy.
Make you look like a fool boy.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a poolboy.
Make you look like a poolboy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Make you look like a fool, boy.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Makin' love like a fool.
Makin' love like a fool.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool.
Make you look like a fool.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball fire
Making love like a pool boy.
Making love like a pool boy.
Original Lyrics:
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool, boy.
Make you look like a fool, boy.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her and her custom body, well they split up
I guess it's two yeas gone by now.
I guess it's two yeas gone by now.
Original Lyrics:
Her and her husband Bobby, well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
I guess it's two years gone by now
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the warmth of a young girl's thigh
Original Lyrics:
Like the wink of a young girl's eye
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oy vay!
Original Lyrics:
Glory days
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this Roseanne Barr
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
Original Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this gross-out bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
Original Lyrics:
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar,
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
I was walkin' in, he was walkin' out
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little love of Gloria
Original Lyrics:
A little of the glory of...
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little love of gloria
Original Lyrics:
A little of the glory of
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time slips away, leaves ya' here with Ma' an'
Mister with their boring stories of glory days.
Mister with their boring stories of glory days.
Original Lyrics:
Time slips away, leaves ya' here with nothin'
Mister but boring stories of glory days.
Mister but boring stories of glory days.
"Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, just sitting back, dying of cancer
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, just sitting back, trying to recapture
"Human Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody's on this train.
Original Lyrics:
We're all riders on this train.
"Human Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little love that you wouldn't touch.
Original Lyrics:
Just a little of that human touch.
"Human Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all writers of this pain.
Original Lyrics:
We're all riders on this train..
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a hungry horse
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got a hungry heart
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a wife and kids who fall for more jack.
Original Lyrics:
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack.
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta watch 'em kiss in Baltimore, Jack.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack.
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a wife and kids their both named Jack.
Original Lyrics:
I got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took what we had and we lived in a barn.
Original Lyrics:
We took what we had and we ripped it apart.
"Hungry Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took what we had and we lived in a barn.
Original Lyrics:
We took what we had and we ripped it apart.
"I'll Work For Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dust of civilizations, Himmlers's sweet remains
Original Lyrics:
The dust of civilizations and love's sweet remains
"I'm Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leaf on a drum
Original Lyrics:
Be Bop Be-be Bop Down
"I'm Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Racin' in my car
Original Lyrics:
We sit in my car.
"I'm Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasted in my car,
House like a house
House like a house
Original Lyrics:
We sit in my car
Outside your house
Outside your house
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
At night I wake up with the sheets open wide.
Original Lyrics:
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet.
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my bed.
or
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my pants.
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my bed.
or
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my pants.
Original Lyrics:
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my head.
And a freight train runnin' through the middle of my head.
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey little girl it's a dirty morning
Ooh, ooh, Elmer Fudd.
Ooh, ooh, Elmer Fudd.
Original Lyrics:
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Ooh, ooh, I'm on fire.
Ooh, ooh, I'm on fire.
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a long john daddy in the USA
Original Lyrics:
I'm a long gone daddy in the USA
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Oh...Elmer Fudd
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Oh...I'm on fire
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Oh...Open fire
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Oh...I'm on fire
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-oh-oh, walk on fire.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire.
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull
or
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my toe
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my toe
or
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my toe
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my toe
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull,
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul
"I'm On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull
And cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull.
And cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull.
Original Lyrics:
