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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tori Amos that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 662 misheard song lyrics for Tori Amos on amIright currently.

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"1000 Oceans" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the salty fields
Original Lyrics:
Through the solar field
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A soda fairy tale with you.
Original Lyrics:
A sort of fairy tale with you.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A sordid fairy tale with you.
Original Lyrics:
A sort of fairy tale with you.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A sordid fairy tale
or
I sowed a fairy tale.
Original Lyrics:
A sorta fairy tale
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A sword, a fairy tale with you.
Original Lyrics:
A sort of fairy tale with you.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm Susan
Like a good book
I can't put this Depend.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad
Like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a soothsayer
Like a good book
I can't put this deeper.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad
Like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm so sad like a good book
I can't put this to bed.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm soothsayer.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm soothsaying
Like a cookbook
I can't brew this tea bag
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad
Like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in Sioux City
I'm a good bird
A rocking bird.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so sad
Like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the seahorse.
Original Lyrics:
I had to steal it.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not eat rice.
Original Lyrics:
I could not erase it.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the fairy tale with you
or
I sought a fairy tale with you
or
I sold a fairy tale with you
or
Ah, sod off hairy tail, will you?
Original Lyrics:
A sort of fairy tale with you
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sewed a fairy tale with you.
Original Lyrics:
A sort of fairy tale with you.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sewed a fairy tale.
Original Lyrics:
A sorta fairy tale
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life ain't good,
Life ain't good, that's too bad.
Original Lyrics:
Like a good book
I can't put this day back.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way un-loved
Original Lyrics:
On my way up North
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way up north up on the vending chair
I pooed back the hood.
Original Lyrics:
On my way up north up on the Ventura
I pulled back the hood.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way up north up on the venture
I pulled back the hood.
Original Lyrics:
On my way up north up on the Ventura
I pulled back the hood.
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way, I'm lost.
Original Lyrics:
On my way up North
"A Sorta Fairytale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This soda fairytale
Original Lyrics:
A sorta fairytale
"Abnormally Attracted To Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm marmalade; I tried not and to see him
Original Lyrics:
Abnormally attracted to sin
"Agent Orange" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Sultan, Mr. Happy Man
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Suntan, Mr. Happy Man
"Alamo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alamo, figures you see me as older
23 hounds to the border.
Original Lyrics:
Alamo, figures you see me as older
23 hours to the border.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the poor, sad news...
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And to every young man's bedroom (you gave it up)
Tea, V.D., and magazine (you gave it up)
Private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream and their heap of guts.
You said he's got an eating machine.
It glows in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
Into every young man's bedroom (you gave it up)
On DVD's and magazine (you gave it up)
A private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream with their paper cuts.
He said he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could light you up
And some limerick swan
'Til the waves are sad.
Original Lyrics:
He could light you up
And summon every swan
To the Lakeside.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poolside muse.
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor sad muse.
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Off to Cabo San Lucas
For so long 'til he could stand your lies.
Original Lyrics:
Off to Cabo San Lucas
For some optical stimulus.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said he's got an inkling
That we glow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
She said he's got a healing machine
That glows in the dark.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you started to guess there was someone else
Though his fan base.
Original Lyrics:
Then you started to guess there was someone else
Through his flint glass.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he licked you up
Like Amber Waves in his movie show.
Original Lyrics:
Well he lit you up
Like amber waves in his movie show.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you've got an eating machine.
That glows in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say he's got an alien machine It glows in the dark
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine It glows in the dark.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say he's got an earring machine
That glows in a dog.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
"Amber Waves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you've got an inkling
We glow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arms filled with honey butts
And I could send for bloods.
Original Lyrics:
Arms filled with Honeybells
St. Michaels Sanford Bloods.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does it all come down to
The thing one girl feels
In the night.
Original Lyrics:
Does it all come down to
The thing one girl fears
In the night.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm silled with honey bursting
Like a samford blunt.s
or
Am filled with honey and
Seemed like a time for blood.
Original Lyrics:
Arms filled with Honeybells
St. Michaels Sanford Bloods.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm silled with honey bursting
Like a samford blunts.
Original Lyrics:
Arms filled with Honeybells
St. Michaels Sanford Bloods.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she pantsed the whale
Original Lyrics:
The way she paints the world
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a recall
Of our store.
Original Lyrics:
There's Mary calling
Up a storm.
"Another Girl's Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through twists and turns
Jasmine f***s me
In her glove.
Original Lyrics:
Through twists and turns
Jasmine foxed me
In her grove.
"Barons Of Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm p***ing a portion to combat your poison.
Original Lyrics:
I'm piecing a potion to combat your poison.
"Barons of Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pissing a potion to combat your poison
Original Lyrics:
I'm piecing a potion to combat your poison.
"Barons of Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pissing a potion to combat your poison
Original Lyrics:
I'm piecing a potion to combat your poison.
"Barons of Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's all said and done
We will lose the peace
To a Communist vegetarian.
Original Lyrics:
When it's all said and done
We will lose a piece
To a carnivorous vegetarian,
"Beauty Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet beenbag in the straightjacket. down out to the laundry scene.
Original Lyrics:
My sweet beenbag in the street. Take it down out to the laundry scene.
"Beauty Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a beauty queen,
my beenbag in the straightjacket,
down out to the laundry scene.
Original Lyrics:
She's a beauty queen,
my beenbag in the street,
take it down out to the laundry scene.
"Bells For Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threaten their bear
Original Lyrics:
Their thread and their bare
"Bells For Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threaten their beds.
Original Lyrics:
Their thread and their bare
"Bells For Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have her face and her a**
But you are not her.
Original Lyrics:
You have her face and her eyes
But you are not her.
"Big Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been drinkin' down your pine
Gonna turn that whiskey into wine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been drinkin' down your pain
Gonna turn that whiskey into rain.
"Big Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been drinking down your pine
Turn that whiskey into wine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been drinking down your pain
Turn that whiskey into rain.
"Big Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I am your poison shrimp.
Original Lyrics:
You think I am your possession.
"Big Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I am your position
Original Lyrics:
You think I am your possession.
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black dove
Black dove
You're not the one I'm after
You're not a cop out either.
Original Lyrics:
Black-dove
Black-dove
You're not a helicopter
You're not a cop out either.
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blind dove
Original Lyrics:
Black dove
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I have to get two taxis.
Original Lyrics:
But I have to get to Texas.
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I have to get two taxis.
Original Lyrics:
But I have to get to Texas.
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I have to give you tootsies.
Original Lyrics:
But I have to get to Texas.
"Black Dove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger Woods
Original Lyrics:
By the woods
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hoccacinno who wants into mine
Original Lyrics:
A hot kachina who wants into mine
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hot kachina walks into your mind
Original Lyrics:
A hot kachina who wants in to mine
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Pacino running through my mind
Original Lyrics:
A hot Kachina who wants into mine
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cappuccino who looks into your mind
Original Lyrics:
A hot kachina who wants into mine
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can cheat on you and this is why
Original Lyrics:
A hot kachina who wants into mine
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So maybe you'll find salvation with a power drive
Original Lyrics:
So maybe you're a four-horse engine with a power drive
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So maybe you'll force into me the power of God
Original Lyrics:
So maybe you're a 4-horse engine with a power drive
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So maybe you're for whores itchin' with a power drive
Original Lyrics:
So maybe you're a four-horse engine with a power drive
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Test maternity to see if I'm still free.
Original Lyrics:
Test my tether to see if I'm still free.
"Bliss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Test my turn out to see if I'm still free.
Original Lyrics:
Test my tether to see if I'm still free.
"Blood Roses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you've cut out the fruit
From the Fruit of the Loom.
Original Lyrics:
Now you've cut out the flute
From the throat of the loon.
"Blood Roses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can't get a taste of your milk.
Original Lyrics:
Chickens get a taste of your meat.
"Blood Roses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave him your arm
And your warm little down.
Original Lyrics:
You gave him your blood
And your warm little diamond.
"Blood Roses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave him your blood
And your warm little medallion
He likes killing you after you're done.
Original Lyrics:
You gave him your blood
And your warm little diamond
He likes killing you after you're dead.
"Body and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in here with me
Original Lyrics:
Come and kneel with me
"Body and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commanding weathermen
Original Lyrics:
Come and kneel with me
"Bouncing Off Clouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make this easy, make this easy It's not as happy as it seems
Original Lyrics:
Make it easy, make this easy It's not as heavy as it seems
"Bug A Martini"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vodka martini, take me to Moscow.
Original Lyrics:
Bug a martini, take me to Moscow.
"Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pom poms and cherry plums
Original Lyrics:
And pom poms and cherry blondes
"Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny dear
If it can kill one man
Why why not do it?
Original Lyrics:
Daddy dear
If I can kill one man
Why not two?
"Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticky soap, get a little lost in my hole.
Original Lyrics:
Stinky soul get a little lost in my own.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carbon make thunder at the end of a chain.
Original Lyrics:
Carbon-made found her at the end of a chain.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carbonated fountain at the end of a chain.
Original Lyrics:
Carbon-made found her at the end of a chain.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep horizon her horizon.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on her horizon.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on Your eyes on
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on Her horizon
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on her.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on her horizon.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your horizon, your horizon.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on her horizon.
"Carbon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to erase his head.
Original Lyrics:
'Time to race', she said.
"Cars And Guitars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on dry heaving.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on driving.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cordalite sneeze
Original Lyrics:
Caught a light sneeze
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cordula Sneeze
Original Lyrics:
Caught a light sneeze.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a guy doll from a girl doll.
Original Lyrics:
I need a big loan from girl zone.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a big lick from a ghetto.
Original Lyrics:
I need a big loan from the girl zone.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a big lick from a guitar.
Original Lyrics:
I need a big loan from the girl zone.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made my own brother hate my shame.
Original Lyrics:
Made my own pretty hate machine.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Saddam, just bring your son.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. St. John, just bring your son.
"Caught A Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Satan, just bring your son.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. St. John, just bring your son.
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty
Don't believe that
Didn't know our love was so small.
Original Lyrics:
Building
Tumbling down
Didn't know our love was so small.
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans from a girl's own.
Original Lyrics:
I need a big loan from the girl zone.
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys and their cousins, and you're not here.
Original Lyrics:
Boys in their dresses, and you're not here.
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Codalite's knees
Codalite's breeze
Codalite's weight is light in seed
Boys in my left side
Gotta big roan from a girl's own building.
Original Lyrics:
Caught a lite sneeze
Caught a lite breeze
Caught a lightweight lightning seed
Boys on my right side
I need a big loan from the girl zone.
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a big loan from the calzone
Original Lyrics:
I need a big loan from the girl zone
"Caught A Lite Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a big man from the ghetto.
Original Lyrics:
I need a big hand from the girl zone.
"Caught a Light Sneeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hiding it
What else is new, Ernestine?
Original Lyrics:
I'm hiding it
Well, Sister Ernestine
"Code Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is unseasonably modest
She is your whore
Original Lyrics:
She is as easily mine
As she is yours
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cloudy Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Clouds descending
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concertina, Concertina: junipers
Original Lyrics:
Concertina, concertina, a chill that burns
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concertina, concertina, Jupiter bends.
Original Lyrics:
Concertina, concertina, a chill that burns.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concertina, concertina
Chill that burns.
Original Lyrics:
Concerina, conertina
Chill that bends.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concertina, concertina
Jingle bells
or
Concerina, conertina
Chill that bends.
Original Lyrics:
Concerina, conertina
Chill that burns.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Concertina
Concertina
Jewellery burns
Original Lyrics:
Concertina
Concertina
A chill that burns
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gee, you can bend.
Original Lyrics:
A chill that bends
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I run into your fart from across the room.
Original Lyrics:
I run into your thought from across the room.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I run into your fart from across the room.
Original Lyrics:
I run into your thought from across the room.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew that Benz
Original Lyrics:
Chill that bends
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jezzebelle
Original Lyrics:
Chill that bends
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party girl, my party girl, she slowly changes.
Original Lyrics:
Particle by particle she slowly changes.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party pooper, party pooper
she slowly changes
Original Lyrics:
Particle by particle
she slowly changes
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Salt Lake tear in a glass world.
Original Lyrics:
The soul quake happened here in a glass world.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
The soul quake galanteer in a glass world.
Original Lyrics:
The soul quake happened here in a glass world.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
This I swear you to pieces
Come and get in.
Original Lyrics:
This I swear
You're the fiercest calm I've been.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
This I swear, You're the fastest car I've been in.
Original Lyrics:
This I swear You're the fiercest calm I've been.
"Concertina"
Misheard Lyrics:
This I swear
Through the feces come and Ben.
Original Lyrics:
This I swear
You're the fiercest calm I've been in.
"Conflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Conflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Conflake Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
or
Runway, where did you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cooling"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Violet thought she'd really rather be water instead.
Original Lyrics:
But fire thought she'd really rather be water instead.
"Cooling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I didn't lie to you but I still can't believe speed takers are dead
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I didn't like to hear but I still can't believe Speed Racer is dead
The real lyrics for cooling were published in the 'To Venus and Back' score book
"Cooling"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Chinas wrapped around that pineapple tree.
Original Lyrics:
This ocean is wrapped around that pineapple tree.
"Cooling"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Shawn who's wrapped around that pineapple tree.
Original Lyrics:
This ocean is wrapped around that pineapple tree.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All along the watchtower
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the world's reduced pill
Original Lyrics:
Out the watchword, just peel.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I go a-sleepy-tight.
Original Lyrics:
And I go at sleepy time.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man from the government
Thinks he knows so much.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man who could walk on water
Thinks he knows so much.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the broken girl thinks he knows so much.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the broken girl
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the golden world thinks he knows so much.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the hold-up gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the older girl
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the woman gone
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the woman touch
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man with the woman, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Appear Popadom Mountain
Disappear popadom.
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown Lemonade, where'd you put the keys girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown eyes, where'd you put the keys girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, here'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deborah was a cornflake girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil was a cornflake girl.
There's gonna be a revolution.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil was a cornflake girl.
There's gonna be a revolution.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
Thought it was a good solution.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diva does a yo ho ho.
Original Lyrics:
Givin' us the yo heave ho.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma was a cornflake girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every man in the whole damn world thinks he knows so much,
thinks he knows so much, yes.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much,
thinks he knows so much, yes.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every man in the whole damn world thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
Original Lyrics:
And the man with the golden gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Father was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Givin' us her ol' TiVo.
Original Lyrics:
Givin' us the yo heave ho.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heather was a cornflake girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I nearly was a corn fed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I never was a cornflake girl.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the ring of the right virtue
Ring of the right word.
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, where'd you put the keys on you?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy was a cornflake girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was a cornflake girl.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peel off the watchword
Juice! Peel out the white whirl.
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword
Just peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peel out the watch wear
or
Peel out the watch, where?
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peer 'round the watchtower.
Original Lyrics:
Peel out the watchword.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese curls?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi, where'd you put the keys girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbit eye! Where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the cheese girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Revlon, where'd you put the keys girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Robert
Where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit
Where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone to other side getting us a holy cow.
Original Lyrics:
She's gone to the other side giving us a yo heave ho.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone to other side
Giving the old heave-ho.
Original Lyrics:
She's gone to the other side
Giving us a yo heave ho.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone to the other side, and I say, 'Oh you hush.'
Original Lyrics:
She's gone to the other side givin' us a yo heave ho.
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Valet, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vanna White, where'd you put the keys, girl?
or
By the way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit, where'd you put the keys, girl?
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my hands I can be-be her
or
With my hands I can be-be high
or
With my hands I can be beheld
Original Lyrics:
With my encyclopedia
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my hands I can feel her
Original Lyrics:
With my encyclopedia
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my hands like a faith healer
Original Lyrics:
With my encyclopedia
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my hands like a pee-pee head
Original Lyrics:
With my encyclopedia
"Cornflake Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my hands like a peeler
Original Lyrics:
With my encyclopedia
"Crazy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper taggers, skiing me and Cain
Original Lyrics:
Paper tigers scare me and came.
"Crazy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw me my al dente all.
Original Lyrics:
Saw me melt down to your
"Crazy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
paper tigers scare me and cain
Original Lyrics:
Paper tigers scare me and came.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruisin' by myself
Original Lyrics:
Crucify myself
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kick for a doll, who's begging for love.
I can have my sufferings baby, I can't have my cross.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog who's begging for love.
Got to have my sufferings so I can have my cross.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dollar
And an achin' for love.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog
Begging for love.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a kid for a dog begging for love.
Original Lyrics:
Got a kick for a dog who's begging for love.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta have my sulfur ring
so that I can have my floss
Original Lyrics:
Gotta have my suffering
so that I can have my cross
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta have myself a ring
So that I can have my cross.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta have my suffering
So that I can have my cross.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is sick of beans and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is sick of bein' in chains.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These chains are broken.
Original Lyrics:
Please, be save me, I cry.
"Crucify" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we crucify my mouse.... cheese
Original Lyrics:
Why do we crucify ourselves...chains
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the rain is shrub-like today
as you sh-sh-shock me sane
Original Lyrics:
Even the rain is sharp like today as
you sh-sh-shock me sane
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the rainballs down
Let us pray that you can go
F*** your man.
Original Lyrics:
Even the rain bows down
Let us pray as you co-co-cock
Your mane.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flo-nase she's got in her own neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighbourhood
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your brother, Cornellia
My vine twists around your knee.
Original Lyrics:
Lover brother bogenvilla
My vine twists around your need.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes on leap year, dabranotz for you (Dabranotz is a Polish word)
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled bananas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes, sleeping iguanas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No figarettes on lip eeled Havanas for you.
Original Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadam's she's got in her own neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighborhood.
.
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't give me respect
Don't give me a piece of your precious lunch
Fromage is here in our old neighbourhood
Original Lyrics:
So don't give me respect
Don't give me a piece of your preciousness
Flaunt all she's got in our old neighbourhood
"Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiccan mylar balloons tail up
Original Lyrics:
Why can't my ba-la-loon stay up
"Datura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And not be homeless
Original Lyrics:
And not need more blood
"Datura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clitoral B.P.
Original Lyrics:
Clitoria blue pea
B.P. as in 'blood pressure'.
"Datura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Divide and conquer.
Original Lyrics:
Dividing Canaan
"Datura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Divine cannon
Original Lyrics:
Dividing Canaan
"Don't Make Me Come To Vegas (Timo Maas Mix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me convert you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't make me come to Vegas.
"Don't Make Me Come To Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Jack-around-the-tree
Is telling me.
Original Lyrics:
And the Jacaranda tree
Is telling me.
"Don't Make Me Come To Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could slip through your head.
Original Lyrics:
I could slip through your net.
"Don't Make Me Come To Vegas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chick around the tree
she's telling me
Original Lyrics:
And the Jacaranda tree
Is telling me.
"Donut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I'm haning on to your shame
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.
Original Lyrics:
And If I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
"Donut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I'm wasting all your time
Mister
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm wasting all your time
This time
"Donut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a trick and a cake and your message.
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message.
"Donut Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a trick and a cake and your message
or
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message.
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if I am hanging on to your shoe
Guess it's way beyond repair.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if I'm hanging onto your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause if I am hanging on to your shite
Guess I am way beyond the bill
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I am hanging on to your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and I can't get your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your message
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
or
Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Had me a trick and a kick and your message
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message
Original Lyrics:
Hand me a trick and a kick and your message
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm hanging onto horse s***
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
Original Lyrics:
And if I'm hanging on to your shade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sewing jars keep being you.
Original Lyrics:
Something's just keeping you numb.
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two sons too many
too many ball fires
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
or
Two sons too many,
too many bull fights
Original Lyrics:
Two sons too many
too many able fires
"Doughnut Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two suns too many
Too many bon-fires
Original Lyrics:
Two sons too many
Too many able fires
"Father Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does Jenna pee, hiding in a chapel?
Original Lyrics:
Got a pig hiding in a truffle.
"Father Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pee, hiding in a trumbone.
Original Lyrics:
Got a pig hiding in a truffle.
"Father Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in a honeycomb
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in a heart of gold
"Father Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this Porno Star.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's gonna stop...
"Father Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee-shee is hiding in a pee cup
Gotta pee hiding her truffles wearing those purple gardens
Original Lyrics:
Maybe she's hiding in a high door
get a peek hiding her truffles wearing those purple garters
"Fire On The Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your whore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your home.
"Frog On My Toe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap them boys when they're naughty
Make 'em crawl, make you horny.
Original Lyrics:
Slap them boys when they're naughty
Make 'em crawl, make you haughty.
"General Joy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know you will always love Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
And I know you will always love sorrow.
"General Joy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
General Lee
Original Lyrics:
Generally
"General Joy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy rolled a joint I know, I know.
Original Lyrics:
Genral joy, I know, I know.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the wind takes one more cherry tree
Original Lyrics:
As the winter takes one more cherry tree
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody else is gay.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody else's girl
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My image under Heaven
Original Lyrics:
My image under her thumb
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that everybody else is dead,
maybe one day she'll be alone
Original Lyrics:
She's been everybody else's girl,
maybe one day she'll be her own
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Screams from the behind the glass can't make them go away.
Original Lyrics:
Screams from the bluebells can't make them go away.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Screams from the blue glass cat, make them go away
Original Lyrics:
Screams from the bluebells can't make them go away
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The white cold centre of the room.
Original Lyrics:
The white coats enter her room..
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've curls on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've cuts on my knees.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've cursed on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've cuts on my knees.
"Glory of the 80's" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure you're out there orbiting a ram
wish I had to beg now and when?
when it all seemed queer just then Ewan disappeared
Original Lyrics:
sure you're out there orbiting around wish I had you back now and then
when it all seemed clear just then you go and disappear
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need a woman to care for you?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need a woman to look after you?
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
God sometimes you're a stone cold fool.
Original Lyrics:
God sometimes you just don't come through.
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, sometimes you're just stone cold cruel.
Original Lyrics:
God, sometimes you just don't come through.
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gods and dungeons just don't come through
Original Lyrics:
God sometimes you just don't come through
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some Dungeoness Crab for you
Original Lyrics:
God, sometimes you just don't come through
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some ganja and stone-cold brew.
Original Lyrics:
God sometimes you just don't come through.
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some ice in a stone cold room
Original Lyrics:
God, sometimes you just don't come through
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heard you've gone south,
well babe you love your new 4 wheel
or
Have you gone soft?
But babe, I love your new four-gear
or
Have you gone soft?
But babe, I love your new four-gear
Original Lyrics:
Heard you've gone south,
well babe you love your nouveau
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just think, guys
Original Lyrics:
Just think highs
"God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make sure you even tell him
If you decide to make a skull wall.
Original Lyrics:
Will you even tell her
If you decide to make the sky fall.
"Gold Dust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath my makeup, I have your footprints.
Original Lyrics:
Beneath my raincoat, I have your photographs.
"Gold Dust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see in the dark
Through the eyes of love and loss.
Original Lyrics:
You can see in the dark
Through the Eyes of Laura Mars.
"Gold Dust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
Gervasse and canopies.
Original Lyrics:
You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
A cherry blossom canopy.
"Gold Dust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
Sure, I'd like some canape.
Original Lyrics:
You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
A cherry blossom canopy.
"Goodbye Pisces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to high seas.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to Pisces.
"Happy Phantom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I go weary, minorities like the Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll go wearing my naughties like a jewel.
"Happy Phantom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll go wearing my naughties like a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll go wearing my naughties like a jewel.
"Happy Phantom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll go wearing my nawnies like Jewel.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll go wearing my naughties like a jewel.
In the misheard lyric, the singer Jewel was being referred to.
"Happy Phantom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then they're selling little men, get up and dance
Original Lyrics:
And then these seven little men get up to dance
"Hey Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isabelle, I could never feel the things I feel
Original Lyrics:
Guess I thought I could never feel the things I feel
"Hey Jupiter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Took my lover off the shelf.
Original Lyrics:
Took my leather off the shelf.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like that never stopped me, no.
He liked my shoes I kicked them off
Original Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none,
He liked my shoes I kept them on
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none
He liked my shoes and kept them warm.
Original Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none
He liked my shoes I kept them on.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to mourning now
or
You just, you just don't wnat me now
or
You just, you just don't wnat me now
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just an Easter morning now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just still, you're still my honey now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to money now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to money now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
"Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to morning now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me samossa
To Athens, to Athens.
Original Lyrics:
Got me some horses
To ride on, to ride on.
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got me Samosas to ride on
Original Lyrics:
I got me some horses to ride on
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got me samosas to ride on.
Original Lyrics:
I got me some horses to ride on.
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got me samosas to write on
Original Lyrics:
I got me some horses to ride on
A samosa is a triangular pastry filled with mildly spiced mixed vegetables or minced meat (usually lamb). It's indian food.
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got me support hose to ride on.
Original Lyrics:
I got me some horses to ride on.
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Neil makes me dream?
Original Lyrics:
What if Neil makes me a tree?
"Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if the nil males me a tree?
Original Lyrics:
What if Neil makes me a tree?
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my porcupine, porcupine
We are the velvets.
We, we are the velvets.
Original Lyrics:
Give me more, give me more
Where are the velvets?
Where? Where are the velvets?
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I multiply, if I multiply
Original Lyrics:
Give me more, give me more
no
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me warm
Original Lyrics:
Give me more
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Solomon smiles, exit 75
I'm still alive.
Original Lyrics:
King Solomon's Mines, Exit 75
I'm still alive.
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Solomon's Lines, Excerpt 75:
'I'm still alive'
Original Lyrics:
King Solomon's Mines, Exit 75
I'm still alive.
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met him in a hot tub.
Original Lyrics:
Met 'em in a hotel.
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met him in a hotel.
Original Lyrics:
Met him in Autumn.
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me that he's missing
Tell me that he's one for Lolita Istanbul.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me that he's missing
Tell me that this one is for Lollipop Gestapo.
"Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were wild, you were wild.
Original Lyrics:
Give me more, give me more.
"I Can't See New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we have
Sell blue bread
Original Lyrics:
All we have
Soul blueprint
"I Can't See New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Funghi, no lies are done.
Original Lyrics:
From here, no lines are drawn.
"I Can't See New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end all we have
Is old blueprint.
Original Lyrics:
In the end all we have
Soul blueprint.
"I Can't See New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the end all we have
Sole blue bread.
Original Lyrics:
In the end all we have
Soul blueprint.
"Icicle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have
Hi Sh**head
Original Lyrics:
I could have
I should have
"Icicle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phalluses bow your head like the good book says.
Original Lyrics:
Father says, 'Bow your head like the Good Book says'.
"Iieee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eng. Lit girls boosting your American
Original Lyrics:
Need a lip gloss boost in your America
"Iieee"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know we're dying
And there's no sign of a pair of shoes
Original Lyrics:
I know we're dying
And there's no sign of a parachute
"Iieee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I know that we're dying
And there's no sign of a parachute
And this chant little chain
Of love can't reach
Can we get a little grace and
Some eyeglasses
So we scream in cathedrals
Why can't I be beautiful?
Original Lyrics:
Well I know we're dying
And there's no sign of a parachute
in this chapel
Little chapel of love
Can't we get a little grace
And some elegance
No we scream in cathedrals
Why can't it be beautiful?
"Iieee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does there gotta be a sack, sack sack of rice?
Original Lyrics:
Why does there gotta be a sa- sa- sacrifice?
"In The Springtime Of His Voodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, we're recovering Kirstie Alley.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, we're recovering Christians.
"In The Springtime Of His Voodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some voodo. Who needs bread?
Original Lyrics:
I need some voodoo on these prunes.
"In The Springtime Of His Voodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some voodoo
On these bricks.
Original Lyrics:
I need some voodoo
On these prunes.
"In The Springtime Of His Voodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some voodoo
Who needs brains?
Original Lyrics:
I need some voodoo
On these prunes.
"In The Springtime Of His Voodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And I'm quite sure I'm in the wrong town.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And I'm quite sure I'm in the wrong song.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I show up here's some here
And I learn what black magic can do.
Original Lyrics:
So I show you some more
And I learn what black magic can do.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade meowed
Original Lyrics:
Mama laid me out
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I go to A.C. Moore.
Original Lyrics:
So I show you some more.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I shunned peace and love.
Original Lyrics:
So I show you some more.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So hush up. Eat some more.
And I'll learn what black magic can do
Original Lyrics:
So I show you some more,
and I learn what black magic can do
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgins always get backstabbed.
Original Lyrics:
Virgins always get backstage.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What black magic and jewels
Original Lyrics:
What black magic can do
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What black magic and jewels
Original Lyrics:
What black magic can do
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're only puppy love with anorexia.
Original Lyrics:
You're only popular with anorexia.
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
so i shot peace and love and island
Original Lyrics:
so i show you some more and i learn
"Jackie's Strength" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
wash your band-aids in gasoline
Original Lyrics:
worshipping David Cassidy
"Jamaica Inn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Between rubber gauze
Beneath your thermal mens.
Original Lyrics:
Between Rebecca's
Beneath your firmaments.
"Jamaica Inn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rum and coke
Original Lyrics:
Rebecca
Tori Amos is quoted as saying Cornwall itself inspired the song.
"Josephine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But from here, you're home to me.
Original Lyrics:
But from here, you're haunting me.
"Josephine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty like the tree of Eve.
Original Lyrics:
Empty like the Tuileries.
"Josephine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Impossible, spacibo, yes
or
Impossible, the sea, no - yes.
Original Lyrics:
Impossible - Possible, yes.
Spacibo is the Russian word for 'thank you'.
"Josephine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's impossible, spasibo.
Original Lyrics:
It's impossible, possible.
'Spasibo' means 'thank you' in Russian, if my memory of college Russian is correct.
"Josephine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only not to be abused: a placebo
Original Lyrics:
Only not to be of use...impossible
"Juarez" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The plastic mountain
Original Lyrics:
The rasta man says
"Landslide"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you see my erection
Original Lyrics:
When you see my reflection
"Leather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a nice big fancy gun.
Original Lyrics:
He had a nice big fat cigar.
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And playing that old Blue Oyster Cult
Original Lyrics:
And playing that organ must count for something
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause girl you got to know his face
or
Cause girl you got to notice guys
or
Cause girl you got to know these things
or
Cause girl you got to know it's him
or
Cause girl you got to notice him
or
Cause girl you got to know his gaze
or
Cause girl you got to know these skies
or
Cause girl you got to know he's gay
or
Cause girl you got to mow these skies
or
Cause girl you got to mow these guys
or
Cause girl you got to know these guys
or
Cause girl you got to know these guys
Original Lyrics:
Cause girl you got to know these days
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a goat and a farm, I said boy.
Original Lyrics:
'Got a gun and a bullet', said boy.
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a goat and a phone, I said 'Boy!'
Original Lyrics:
'Got a gun and a bullet', said Boy.
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a gun and a pharmacist boy
Original Lyrics:
Got a gun and a bullet, said boy
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony - gettin' on a plane, girl or
Hominy-get it on the playground
or
Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain. girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain. girl
Original Lyrics:
Hominy - get it on a plate, girl.
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony - gettin' on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
Original Lyrics:
Hominy - get it on a plate, girl
Hominy generally means an old-fashioned corn dish.
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony: get it on the playground
Original Lyrics:
Hominy: get it on a plate, girl
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning Jezelle, and do the sunset
Original Lyrics:
Like he said into the sunset
"Little Amsterdam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like he sailed into the sunset.
Original Lyrics:
Like he said into the sunset.
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have dissentigration
or
And I hate this angry nation
or
And I hate this angry nation
Original Lyrics:
And I hate disintegration
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have this little infection.
Original Lyrics:
And I hate disintegration.
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get over flying
Original Lyrics:
Yellow bird flying
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I carried you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't reach you.
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I carried you
Original Lyrics:
I can't reach you.
"Little Earthquakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I reach you?
Original Lyrics:
I can't reach you.
"Lust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she prays for a price tag
and lust in the marriage bed
Original Lyrics:
And she prays for a prankster
and lust in the marriage bed
"Lust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she waits for a poster
And lust in the marriage bed.
Original Lyrics:
And she prays for a prankster
And lust in the marriage bed.
"Lust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you gentle necktie
Original Lyrics:
Hey you gender nectar
"Lust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
heeeh yoo a-gendah nectah sifting through the grain of god tripping unto ill is that you i found in her blow i'm grown the woman lass don't believe that rolling and unrolling caught up in emerging lung free nothing through the up to it do it pull your oooo izzy real or a ghost-lie and she feels that she's entitled (or) and she feels that she's intact and i feel tales and rangers until the voices are in the night and the secrets can be told heeeh yooo gendah nectah crystal in from thul va no drink that rolling and unrolling caught up in emerging lung free and he through the uff to it do it pull your loon so she poos for a prankster and lust in the marriage bed and he waits 'till she can give and he waits until he waits
Original Lyrics:
hey you gender nectar sifting through the grain of gold tripping at your door is that you, alpha in her blood and when the woman lies you don't believe her rolling and unrolling coiling emerging running free running through the underworld into your room is he real or a ghost-lie she feels she isn't heard and the veil tears and rages til her voices are remembered and his secrets can be told hey you gender nectar crystalline from the vine you know you'll drink her rolling and unrolling coiling emerging running free running through the afterworld into your room so she prays for a prankster and lust in the marriage bed and he waits 'till she can give and he waits and he waits
"Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Gemma says
Original Lyrics:
Like Jimi said
"Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Genesis
Original Lyrics:
Like Jimi said
This relates to the original b-side version and not the re-recording for 'Tales Of A Librarian' from 2003.
"Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary, you're a vegan
Original Lyrics:
Mary, you're bleeding
"Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some margerine.
Original Lyrics:
What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some acid rain.
"Mother Revolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you did in Canada
Original Lyrics:
What you didn't count on
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black cherry 'vette for the redhead dancing girl
Original Lyrics:
Black chariot for the redhead dancing girl
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood cherry beans for the redhead dancing girl.
Original Lyrics:
Black chariot for the redhead dancing girl.
"Mother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cross my legs o'er my c***.
Original Lyrics:
I cross my legs, oh my God.
"Mr Zebra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right at 2, we struck at 9
Sometimes she's a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
Ratatouille strychnine
Sometimes she's a friend of mine.
"Mr. Zebra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's cold, cold, cold, in your ho, ho, ho.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's cold, cold, cold, in your hole, hole, hole.
"Mr. Zebra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Rasputin, a syllabub
Original Lyrics:
Or a civilized syllabub
"Mr. Zebra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Figure it out, b****.
Original Lyrics:
Figure it out, she...
"Mr. Zebra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Irascible, a syllabub
Original Lyrics:
Or a civilized syllabub
"Muhammad My Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And on that fateful day she was cruicfied
She worshiped Saint Orin and we drank tea by her side
Original Lyrics:
And on that fateful day when she was cruicified
She wore shisheido red and we drank tea by her side
"New Age" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to be more fancy to make-out with Frank and Nancy.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to be more fancy to make it with Frank and Nancy.
"New Age" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to be my fanzine
Too naked with Frank and Nancy.
Original Lyrics:
It seems to be my fancy
To make it with Frank and Nancy.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a northern lad
Not exactly happy
We move like the sun, said got who painted that
first he low my axe, and
how his knees could've been
thought we'd been okay
me and mile molasses
but I feel something is written wrong
but lay feel this kick's still dumb
Original Lyrics:
Had a northern lad
Well not exactly had
He moved like the sunset god who painted that
First he loved my accent
How his knees could bend
I thought we'd be okay
Me and my molasses
but I feel something is wrong
but I feel this cake just isn't done
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'You've gone to far when pianos. Try to be guitars.'
Original Lyrics:
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it'd go too far when pianos tried to be guitars
Original Lyrics:
I guess you go to far when pianos try to be guitars
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I loved the secret places,
but I can't go anymore
Original Lyrics:
I loved his secret places,
but I can't go anymore
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light your cigarette please, yes.
Original Lyrics:
I loved his secret places.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well not exactly hip.
Original Lyrics:
Well not exactly had.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're only wed because of a ring
Original Lyrics:
When you're only wet because of the rain
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like Cherokee
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugarcane
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like JFK
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugarcane
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like s*** can.
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like s*** can
Said my northern lad.
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane
Says my northern lad.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like s**t cakes
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugarcane
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like sh*t can, says my northern lad
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane, says my northern lad
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like she came
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You change like sheep can.
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane.
"Northern Lad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You taste like chicken
Original Lyrics:
You change like sugar cane
"Not The Red Baron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little sound, many there Olsen Girls
With red ribbons
The pettiest red ribbons.
Original Lyrics:
Little sound, many there know some girls
With red ribbons
The prettiest red ribbons.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I can look your blood right in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I can look your God right in the eye.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dispel every trace
Of his spoken word
That has lodged in my foot hair.
Original Lyrics:
Dispel every trace
Of his spoken word
That has lodged in my vortex.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ordered you a painkiller.
Original Lyrics:
I ordered you a pancake.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both know you could be flying
On a southern hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
We both know you could deflate
A 7 hurricane.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both know you could deflate a southern hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
We both know you could deflate a 7 hurricane.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both know you could defy me
This southern hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
We both know you could deflate
A 7 hurricane.
"Pancake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have spared the rod, but no.
Original Lyrics:
You could have spared her - oh but no.
"Pandora's Aquarium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She dies for shows with her nautical nuns.
Original Lyrics:
She dives for shells with her nautical nuns.
"Pandora's Aquarium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She does the shows with her nautical nose.
Original Lyrics:
She dives for shells with her nautical nuns.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no need for a saviour.
Original Lyrics:
I have no need for a sea view.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the call came.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the cocaine
Since the cocaine, I haven't moved.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the call came
Since the call came, I haven't moved.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the cocaine
Since the cocaine, I haven't moved.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the call came
Since the call came I haven't moved.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the cow came.
Original Lyrics:
I haven't moved since the call came.
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm the seedy woman with a pair of socks
Original Lyrics:
If I'm the seated woman with a parasol
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The seeded woman
Original Lyrics:
The seated woman
"Parasol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The seedy woman with a parasite
Original Lyrics:
If I'm the seated woman with a parasol
"Past The Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I passed emissions, behind the prison tower
I passed emissions, I once knew a hot girl
I passed emissions, they're closing every hour
I passed emissions and I smell the roses.
Original Lyrics:
Past the mission, behind the prison tower
Past the mission, I once knew a hot girl
Past the mission, they're closing every hour
Past the mission and I smell the roses.
"Past The Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Past the the mission, behind the prison top
Past the mission, I once knew I h***ed good.
Original Lyrics:
Past the mission, behind the prison tower
Past the mission, I once knew a hot girl.
"Past the Mission" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masterbation, behind the prision tower
Masterbation, I once knew a hot girl
Masterbation, they're closing every hour
Masterbation and I smell the roses
Original Lyrics:
Past the mission, behind the prision tower
Past the mission, I once knew a hot girl
Past the mission, they're closing every hour
Past the mission and I smell the roses
"Playboy Mommy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking about ho's I know.
Original Lyrics:
Talking about Hosanna.
"Precious Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I b***ed him.
Original Lyrics:
But I thanked him.
"Precious Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to smash the vases.
Original Lyrics:
I want to smash their faces.
"Precious Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the seventh parade
Original Lyrics:
In the seventh grade
"Precious Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turned
Like my anger
Original Lyrics:
Turned
Like my ankle
"Precious Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, my loyalites turned
Like Miranda in the seventh grade.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, my loyalties turned
Like my ankle in the seventh grade.
"Pretty Good Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Greggy writes letters.
Original Lyrics:
And Greg, he writes letters.
"Professional Widow (Armand Van Helden Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring your toast to my...
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
"Professional Widow (Armand Van Helden Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm probably making toast tonight
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
"Professional Widow (Its Got To Be Big) [Armand Van" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get some toast to my...
Can I get some toast to my lips yeah.
Saturday pig, Saturday pig.
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring youself close to my..
Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
"Professional Widow (Its Got To Be Big) [Armand Van" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardly bring any toast tonight...
Hardly bring any toast tonight
Saturday bake
Saturday bake
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring youself close to my...
Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
"Professional Widow (Its Got To Be Big) [Armand Van" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey bringin yourself tonight
honey bringin yourself tonight yes yeah
Saturday babe
Saturday babe
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring youself close to my..
honey bring youself close to my lips yeah
its gotta be big
its gotta be big
"Professional Widow (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me peace, love, and a heart attack.
Original Lyrics:
Give me peace, love, and a hard c***.
"Professional Widow (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guy, some guy, some guy
Scabby git, scabby git.
Original Lyrics:
Supply, supply, supply
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
"Professional Widow (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Souflee, souflee, souflee
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
Supply, supply, supply
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
"Professional Widow (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Souflee, souflee, souflee
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
Supply, supply, supply
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
"Professional Widow - Armand van Helden remix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holly Brigger Soap Device...
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
"Professional Widow - Armand van Helden remix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a girl tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Holiday Inn close to Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it close to my lips, yes
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing the dogs tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you bringing your toast tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my...
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee and cake
Gonna bring you toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
Honey bring it close my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a corned grease mound.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a congressman.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta mean dick
or
Got to eat cake
or
Got to be gay
or
Got a big dick
or
Got a big dick
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a brand new toaster now
Original Lyrics:
Gonna bring it closer now
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d****.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got to be dead, he's got to be dead.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
or
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d***, honey bring it close to my lips.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big, the honey ring is close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a big d***.
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey's making me toast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring me toast tonight!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, bring your togs tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Telstra pilot yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
Telstra is Australia's main telephone company.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a dust-mop
Scabby Bitch
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips
It's gotta be big
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your toastamatic
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new toaster now.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a toaster stuck to my lips
Original Lyrics:
Gonna bring it closer now
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that a gay pig?
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fine day to eat coconuts.
It's Saturday, baby
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my lips.
It's gotta be big
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my a**hole raw
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary China White
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, honey, bring out a toast to my lips
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my lips
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's all in Alabama
Original Lyrics:
It runs in the family
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigeon perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
Original Lyrics:
Prism perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday kick
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scabby b****
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scabby pig
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scotty can't read
Original Lyrics:
We gotta be big.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's making you toast tonight
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Honey, bring it up close to my
Honey, bring it up close to my lips.
"Professional Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Kathy Bates
or
You scaby bitch
or
You scaby bitch
Original Lyrics:
It's gotta be big
"Putting The Damage On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't make me scratch on you door
I never left you
For a bad joke.
Original Lyrics:
Don't make me scratch on your door
I never left you
For a banjo.
"Raining Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abolish the rivers, made of stone
Original Lyrics:
Abolish the rules, made of stone
"Raining Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Embellish the rivers, made of stone.
Original Lyrics:
Abolish the rules, made of stone.
"Raining Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust in burglar toys
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in Purgatory
"Raining Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust in burglar toys
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in purgatory
"Raspberry Swirl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I hate men.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her man.
"Raspberry Swirl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you weren't inside the well,
Boy you'd better make a raspberry swell.
Original Lyrics:
If you want inside of her
Boy you'd better make a raspberry swirl.
"Raspberry Swirl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the god, in the garden, I did no good
or
In the god, in the garden, I did no girl.
Original Lyrics:
In the gard- in the garden I did no crime.
"Raspberry Swirl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, oh my god, I did no crime,
Original Lyrics:
In the gard- in the garden I did no crime.
"Raspberry Swirl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are getting desperate
Waiting by the phone, can't be still
Everybody knows I have friends
Everybody knows I hate my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Things are getting desperate
When all the boys can't be men
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her man
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl need a Gomez Daisy
On account of thoes rattlesnakes.
Original Lyrics:
A girl needs a gun these days
On account of thoes rattlesnakes.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her heart's like crazy ladies
Upside-down and back again.
Original Lyrics:
Her heart's like crazy paving
Upside-down and back to front.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her never-born child humps her now
Original Lyrics:
Her never-born child haunts her now
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jodie never sleeps 'cause there are always needles in the hand.
Original Lyrics:
Jodie never sleeps 'cause there are always needles in the hay.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's oblivious to spiders, oh.
Original Lyrics:
She's oblivious, despite herself.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's oblivious to spiders.
Original Lyrics:
She's oblivious, despite herself.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's obvious to spiders now.
Original Lyrics:
She's obvious, despite herself.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's obvious, despite herself
Original Lyrics:
She's oblivious, despite herself
The original Lloyd Cole song says obvious despite herself. Tori made the mistake during a demo and liked it and it stuck as oblivious. So here's a good instance of a misheard lyric becoming correct by being recorded by another artist.
"Real Men" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man makes cigars
Original Lyrics:
Men make guns
"Real Men" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wear the uniform, and I can play a nun.
Original Lyrics:
You can wear the uniform, and I could play along.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the tear on the other spell.
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the terror of the other side.
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban sprawl
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban sprawl
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the terror on the other side.
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking terra with the urban sprawl.
Original Lyrics:
Break the terror of the urban spell.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
My son is a woman, my man is a mercenary
Original Lyrics:
The sun is warming, my man is moistening
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sun is the one,
and my man is a mercenary
Original Lyrics:
The Sun is warming,
my man is moistening
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
The son is a woman
The man isn't listening.
or
The sun is a woman,
The moon isn't listening.
Original Lyrics:
The sun is warming
My man is moistening.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun is a warning.
The madness is worsening
Original Lyrics:
The sun is warming.
My man is moistening
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun is warming - my mayonnaise is moistening.
Original Lyrics:
The sun is warming; my man is moistening.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun us a woman
A man is a mercenaire.
Original Lyrics:
The sun is warming
My man is moistening.
"Riot Poof"
Misheard Lyrics:
driving up the boogie
Original Lyrics:
dried lean meat
"Scarlet's Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A haunted mistress
Original Lyrics:
And huddled masses
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Food on your microphone
You're my favorite red dress.
Original Lyrics:
Put on your makeup, boy
You're your favorite stranger.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting ahead, blasting my music
Shaking my ears, I said, and running the chases.
Original Lyrics:
Getting mine back, lasting mine evil
I'm taking me easel and I'm writing good checks.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty little sister, pretty little sister
F***ing invalid.
Original Lyrics:
Bring your sister, bring your sister
If you can't handle it.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your makeup or your favorite sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Put on your makeup for your favorite stranger.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a control b****, such a control b****
She says you're controlling the way she makes you crawl.
Original Lyrics:
She says control it, then she says don't control it
Then she says you're controlling the way she makes you crawl.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can s*** on her thing.
Original Lyrics:
You can s*** anything.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can s*** on her thing
But you know you want to be messy.
Original Lyrics:
You can s*** anything
But you know you want to be me.
"She's Your Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can s*** on your everything
When you know you wanna be messy.
Original Lyrics:
You can s*** anything
But you know you wanna be me.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Excuse me, but can I be here for awhile?
Original Lyrics:
Excuse me, but can I be you for awhile?
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the empty Christ in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the Anti-Christ in the kitchen.
Astrid adds: "I think 'the empty Christ' is just as scary."
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dark won't bite if you sit me still.
Original Lyrics:
My dog won't bite if you sit real still.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog won't bite if you sit me still
Original Lyrics:
My dog won't bite if you sit real still
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Safety can by the garbage truck
Original Lyrics:
Saved again by the garbage truck
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent in Beijing
Original Lyrics:
Silent all these years
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I'm a Mormon?
Original Lyrics:
What if I'm a mermaid?
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I'm a mommy
or
What if I'm a moley
or
What if I'm a moley
Original Lyrics:
What if I'm a mermaid
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I'm a moment?
Original Lyrics:
What if I'm a mermaid?
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Years go by in my China leaves
There is nothing left.
Original Lyrics:
Years go by as I choke on my tears
Until finally there is nothing left.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I know what you think of me, you little shit
Original Lyrics:
Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I know what you think of me, you never should've
Original Lyrics:
Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shade.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny little shape.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny little sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape.
"Silent All These Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ice box on my funny lip shape
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't need a life
To guide you through the salmon lands.
Original Lyrics:
And you don't need a light
To guide you through the southern lands.
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool kid calling for an ambulance
Original Lyrics:
Coquette caling for an ambulance
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool kids calling for an ambulance
Original Lyrics:
Coquette, call in for an ambulance.
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
In love, in love
Original Lyrics:
Vanilla
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was born for a p***y girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was born for a prissy girl.
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was one for a pissy girl.
Original Lyrics:
Never was one for a prissy girl.
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never was one for a pretty girl, cokehead
Original Lyrics:
Never was one for a prissy girl coquette
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
No shield breaks my siren
Original Lyrics:
Know she breaks my siren
"Siren"
Misheard Lyrics:
To guide you through the southern lands
Original Lyrics:
To guide you through the sovereign lands
"Sleeps With Butterflies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't hold on to the tale of your kind.
Original Lyrics:
I don't hold on to the tail of your kite.
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I scared of my libido?
Original Lyrics:
A mosquito, my libido.
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long? How long? How long? How long?
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello, hello
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Load a phonecard
Original Lyrics:
Load up guns
"Snow Cherries From France" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew a boy who would not share his pie.
Original Lyrics:
I knew a boy who would not share his bike.
"Snow Cherries from France" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My fiddling lips that did not match his size.
Original Lyrics:
With cinnamon lips that did not match his eyes.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
6.58 are you sure where my spock is here.
Original Lyrics:
6.58 are you sure where my spark is here.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
6:58 are you sure we're not stalking here.
Original Lyrics:
6.58 are you sure where my spark is here.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
6:58 are you sure were my stockings here?
Original Lyrics:
6:58 are you sure where my spark is? Here..
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
6:58
Are you sure we're not sparky's?
Original Lyrics:
6.58
Are you sure where my spark is here?
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Battle freelance if I'd been in the early years
Original Lyrics:
Ballerinas that have fins that you'll never find
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she don't, don't believe Meena
Original Lyrics:
But you don't, don't really mean it
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doubting her fears, a woman and her silverware
Original Lyrics:
Doubting that there's a woman in there somewhere
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doubting if there's a woman in this soul.
Original Lyrics:
Doubting that there's a woman in there somewhere.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next I'll give J-Days a try.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next I'll give Judas a try.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next I'll give Julius a try.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next, I'll give Judas a try.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a dickdarm (german, means: intestino crasse, colon)
Original Lyrics:
She's addicted to
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's convinced she can throw back a sweatshirt.
Original Lyrics:
She's convinced she can hold back a glacier.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that you were divine
Yeah well so did I.
Original Lyrics:
You thought that you were the bomb
Yeah well so did I.
"Spark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that you were the bong hits, well so did I
Original Lyrics:
You thought that you were the bomb, yes, well so did I
"Spring Haze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out what my age is.
Original Lyrics:
I found out where my edge is.
"Spring Haze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out where my agent is.
Original Lyrics:
I found out where my edge is.
"Spring Haze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a single-engine size-9
Original Lyrics:
In a single-engine Cessna
"Strange" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I wasn't deeper than I thought I was.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I was in deeper than I thought I was.
"Strange" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I put a snowflake underneath my Crisco.
Original Lyrics:
I put our snowflake under a microscope.
"Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S***head
Bring me s***head.
Original Lyrics:
Sugar
Bring me sugar.
"Sugar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar
Bring me sugar
You know the rabbits sing
Sing them many things
Original Lyrics:
Sugar
Bring me sugar
You know the robins bring
Bring me many things
"Sweet Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephants mind, mister you-dont-have,
you're forgiven to fly, darlin, when you sleep
Original Lyrics:
Elephant mind missy you dont have
you're forgetting to fly, darlin, when you sleep
"Sweet Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say, you say
You say that you have it
I said, 'Jambalaya!'
Original Lyrics:
You say, you say
You say that you have 'em
I say that you're a liar.
"Sweet Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say, you say
You say that you have them
I say, 'Jambalaya!'
Original Lyrics:
You say, you say
You say that you have them
I say that you're a liar.
"Sweet Sangria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born a day
Sweet sangria.
Original Lyrics:
Balmy days
Sweet sangria.
"Talula (The Tornado Mix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's chasing tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
He's chasing tornadoes.
"Talula (The Tornado Mix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been chasing tomatoes and just waiting calmly.
Original Lyrics:
She's been chasing tornadoes and just waiting calmly.
"Talula"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bal the same, cake and breakfast
Original Lyrics:
Balancing cake and bread
"Talula"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's chasing tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
He's chasing tornadoes
"Talula"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's chasing tomatoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's chasing tornadoes.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're moving in
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm down to your last cigarette and we all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm down to your last cigarette and this 'we are one' crap.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bleeding 'round my snatch
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side, sure
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm down to your last cigarette
And this, we all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm down to your last cigarette
And this 'we are one' crap.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm evil myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you brought my son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my smite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you've grown a moustache.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm glad you've grown moustache.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm leaving by myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm renting out my s*****.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting on a message.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting on myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's raining on my side.
Original Lyrics:
I'm glad you're on my side.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lily has done something on the table.
Original Lyrics:
Lily is dancing on the table.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe he's dancing along too.
Original Lyrics:
Lily is dancing on the table.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is where you know the hunter
From the killer, Beezus.
Original Lyrics:
This is where you know, the Honey
From the Killer Bees.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crack, as an Indian.
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crack.
Original Lyrics:
This 'We are One' crap
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crap as we envy you.
Original Lyrics:
This 'We are One' crap as you invade.
"Taxi Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want crap as you're invading.
Original Lyrics:
'We are one' crap as you're invading.
"Tear In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you, me, me, me and me'll be hangin' out with the Dream King.
Original Lyrics:
If you need me, me and Neil'll be hangin' out with the Dream King.
"Tear In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you're leaving
'Cuz me and Charles melted like the same ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you're leaving
'Cuz me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream.
"Tear In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe you're leaving
'Cus me and Charles learned to like the same ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe you're leaving
'Cuz me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream.
"Tear In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The back of the black excursion
Original Lyrics:
The black of the blackest ocean
"Tear In Your Hand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's magic in a courtroom.
Original Lyrics:
Smashing in a cold room
"Teenage Hustling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Judo, I know Judo, I know Judo-o-o.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at your door, I'm at your door, I'm at your do-o-or.
"Teenage Hustling"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better know
You better know
You beter kno-o-ow
How much you do
How much you do
How much you do-o-o
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
How much you do
How much you do
How much you...
Original Lyrics:
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm at your door
I'm at your door
I'm at your do-o-or
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm at your door
I'm at your door
I'm at your...
"Teenage Hustling"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm not your girl
I'm not your girl
I'm not your gi-i-irl
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm not your girl
I'm not your girl
I'm a joke.
Original Lyrics:
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm at your door
I'm at your door
I'm at your do-o-or
You better know
You better know
You better kno-o-ow
I'm at your door
I'm at your door
I'm at your...
"The Big Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my boyfriend lucky, add another slender pair of thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Caught my boyfriend looking at another slender pair of thighs.
"The Big Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught my boyfriend looking
Had another slender pillow fight.
Original Lyrics:
Caught my boyfriend looking
At another slender pair of thighs.
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey chick, hey chick movie.
Original Lyrics:
Hang ten, hang ten, honey.
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in free speech
Original Lyrics:
I believe in peace, bitch
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll disembowel her in a club somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
And is her power all in her club sandwich.
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this wedding dress.
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress.
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this white dress.
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress.
"The Waitress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I want to kill this white trash
Original Lyrics:
So I want to kill this waitress
"The Wrong Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's perfectly clear
We're in the wrong family.
Original Lyrics:
I think it's perfectly clear
We're in the wrong band.
"The Wrong Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think its perfectly clear
We're in the wrong family.
Original Lyrics:
I think its perfectly clear
We're in the wrong band.
"Twinkle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And last time I knew she looked dead unhappy and I owe her
Original Lyrics:
And last time I knew, she worked at an Abbey in Iona
"Twinkle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the last time I knew,
she worked at an Abbey in Iona.
She said, 'I killed a manatee.
I've got to stay hidden in this Abbey.'
Original Lyrics:
And the last time I knew,
she worked at an Abbey in Iona.
She said, 'I killed a man T.
I've got to stay hidden in this Abbey.'
"Twinkle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the last time I knew
She worked at an Abbey and I own a pond.
Original Lyrics:
And the last time I knew
She worked at an Abbey in Iona.
"Twinkle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I killed a mounty.
I've got to stay hidden in this Abbey.'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'I killed a man T.
I've got to stay hidden in this Abbey.'
"Twinkle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I killed him, Auntie
I've got to stay hidden in this abbey.'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'I killed a man T.
I've got to stay hidden in this Abbey.'
"Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To get a clam, some crazy dance
Who try and arouse her tickle symbols.
Original Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To ghetto pimps and Presidents
Who try and arouse her turquoise serpents.
"Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To get a glimpse of Presidents
Who try and arouse her tickle servants.
Original Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To ghetto pimps and Presidents
Who try and arouse her turquoise serpents.
"Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To get a glimpse of Presidents
Who try and arouse
Her tickle center.
Original Lyrics:
And she loses a little each day
To ghetto pimps and Presidents
Who try and arouse
Her turquoise serpents.
"Virginia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my lush vagina here
Original Lyrics:
In the lush Virginia hills
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna meet a great big stag
Gonna drive his great big cab.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna meet a great big star
Gonna drive his great big car.
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna meet an angry dad
Gonna make him very mad.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna meet a great big star
Gonna drive his great big car.
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta meet a great big man
Gotta make a great big Stan.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna meet a great big star
Gonna drive his great big car.
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way down - with those lips cold
Original Lyrics:
The way down - she knows (let's go)
"Way Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am the ankle, man.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I am the anchorman.
"Wednesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So we go from year to year
With cigarettes we've been keeping.
Original Lyrics:
So we go from year to year
With secrets we've been keeping.
"Wednesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So we grin from ear to ear
With secrets we've been keeping.
Original Lyrics:
So we go from year to year
With secrets we've been keeping.
"Wednesday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The quiet breeding of our Persianly
Caucasian on a Wednesday.
Original Lyrics:
The quiet breathing of our Persian
We call Cajun on a Wednesday.
"Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buds get discovered as winter melts flowers
Come pleading for the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Boys get discovered as winter melts flowers
Competing for the sun.
"Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave a little woman my heart.
Original Lyrics:
I get a little warm in my heart.
"Winter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a ring where some snowman was
Original Lyrics:
Withering where some snowman was
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gathered them all
By my fetal slippers
Original Lyrics:
Gathered them all
But my feet are slipping
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you know me so well
then tell me which gender I am
Original Lyrics:
If you know me so well
then tell me which hand I use
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you know me so well then tell me what gender you was
Original Lyrics:
If you know me so well then tell me which hand I use
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you know me so well then tell me which end are you
Original Lyrics:
If you know me so well then tell me which hand I use
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you know me so well, then tell me what gender are you.
Original Lyrics:
If you know me so well, then tell me which hand I use.
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the monster in her hair
Original Lyrics:
In the knots still in her hair
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy, how brave you are
Lucy, how fast you'll be running.
Original Lyrics:
We'll see how brave you are
We'll see how fast you'll be running.
"Yes, Anastasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll see how fast you breathe running.
Original Lyrics:
We'll see how fast you'll be running.
"Yo George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Analogy
Original Lyrics:
An allergy
"You Can Bring Your Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear that your old flame is a pilgrim.
Original Lyrics:
I hear that your old flame is a purebreed.
"You Can Bring Your Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
That one fancies herself as a black man.
Original Lyrics:
That one fancies herself as a black Lab.
"Your Cloud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does it say Pikachu cloud?
Original Lyrics:
Does it say, 'Pick out your cloud'?
"Your Cloud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give the rightness to separate from the tale
Doesn't seem pick out your cloud.
Original Lyrics:
If the rain has to separate from itself
Does it say pick out your cloud?
"Your Cloud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu love.
Original Lyrics:
Pick out your cloud.
"Your Cloud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Pick out your cloud.
"Zero Point"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give in tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
I caved in, turned you in.
"Zero Point"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be holding her hand till she'll swallow
Original Lyrics:
I'll be holding her hand till it's warm

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