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"A Day In The Life"
And nobody was really sure how many holes are in the album, Paul?
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
"A Day In The Life"
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house at all.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
And nobody was really sure if he was from the outer Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Alms DePaul.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Are we sure how many holes it takes to fill the house at all?
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Brother know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
I read the news today, old boy
I read the news today, oh boy
"A Day In The Life"
I saw the phonograph.
I saw the photograph.
"A Day In The Life"
I saw the photographed hand.
I saw the photograph. And...
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Whores.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of cards.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of wine.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house or Paul.
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house of law.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Porn.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house or floor.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
If he was gonna have the floor.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Nobody was really sure
That he was from the house of George.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Oh, but he was just showing he was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Oh, but he was really showing
He was from the House of Lords.
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
So, now they know how many holes it takes to fill an armored car.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill Al Capone.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an armored molehill.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an ounce of hall.
Now they know know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
They had to know how many whores it took to feel the alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Victor Charlie had just won the war.
The English Army had just won the war.
"A Day in the Life"
Four thousand hoes in black dead wankers
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
"A Day in the Life"
I just had to lend a hand
I just had to la-ugh
"A Day in the Life"
Made the bus and second splat
Made the bus in seconds flat
"A Day in the Life"
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House next door
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day in the Life"
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill with alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day in the Life"
Now they know how many holes it takes to kill the alcohol.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Hard Day's Night"
And I've been sleepin' like a dog.
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
And I've been sleeping with a hog.
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
And I've been working like a doll
And I've been working like a dog
"A Hard Day's Night"
And it's murder when I hear you say
You're gonna give me everything.
And it's worth it when I hear you say
You're gonna give me everything.
"A Hard Day's Night"
And when I get home to you, I find a broken canoe.
And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
And when I get you a loan
And when I get you alone.
"A Hard Day's Night"
But when I come home to you
I wanna spit in your stew.
But when I get home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
But when I come home to you
I've got the dishes to do.
But when I get home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I am as steep as a log.
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like I love.
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like a dog.
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like a dove.
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like a hog
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like a rock
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping like a wasp
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sleeping on the job
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
I should be sweepin' like a dog.
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I've been peepin' like a hog.
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
I've been walking like a dog.
I've been working like a dog.
"A Hard Day's Night"
So I don't p*ss and don't moan.
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So I really want to eat foam.
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So I unearth cardamom.
So why on earth should I moan?
Cardamom is an obscure spice.
"A Hard Day's Night"
So then I mention I'm home.
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So when I answered the phone
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So when I get tout le monde.
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So when I let you come home.
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So while I left you the moon.
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So while I love to come home?
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So while I mention I'm home.
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So why I love 'til I'm home?
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So why I love to come home?
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So why I mention I'm home?
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cuz when I get you alone
You know I feel all gay.
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cuz when I get you alone
You know I feel okay.
"A Hard Day's Night"
So why on earth should I roam?
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
So, why on Earth would I roam?
So why on Earth should I moan?
If anyone has info — I didn’t find anything in brief search — write me at edfischman@gmail.com
"A Hard Day's Night"
That's why I love to come home
So why on Earth should I moan?
When 'A Hard Day's Night' appears in Danish songbooks, it invariably sprouts this line ( that is, the misheard one ). It might be fair to surmise that the mishearing has been comitted at a fairly early point in the song's career. Of course, it might be equally fair to suggest, that maybe it is the internationally accepted version that stems from an ancient mishearing.
"A Hard Day's Night"
When I'm wrong, everything seems to be right.
When I'm home, everything seems to be right.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And a bee hits a Jew.
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And the beat hits you too.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of friends?
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of pleasure?
"A Taste Of Honey"
I feel upon my lips I'm gettin'.
I feel upon my lips again.
"A Taste Of Honey"
I peel apart my lips again.
I feel upon my lips again.
"Across The Universe"
Cackarooroo Dave
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Chai caruah deja
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Che guru devra ohhhhhhhmmm
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Child of David
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Child of papers oh
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Child of the devil
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Cincinnati Bengals
Jai guru deva, ommmmm
Note: 'Jai Guru Deva' is a tribute to the Maharishi's guru, Guru Dev. The 'ommmmm' sound is the sound made while meditating. This was on a tv special about the Beatles.
"Across The Universe"
Crack a brew, David-a.
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Cry to you danger.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Find you good day job, oh!
Jai guru deva, Om
"Across The Universe"
Gaga wookie diva, its on!!!
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Giant Buddha save us
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Hide the gruel, David.
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
High school daze ah
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
I've come to rue day jobs!
Jai guru deva.
"Across The Universe"
I've got all day now.
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
J'ai couru deja vu
Jai guru deva om
The misheard lyric is French for "I ran already seen".
"Across The Universe"
Jaaaack a roo ooo dayees love
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jack A Roo Daily
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Jack a roo days gone.
Jai guru dee va om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack a-rootin' Dave
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Jack aru David
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jack grew days of love oh.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack it up Daivd, um.
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack of all trade, oh.
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack of all trades, man
Jai guru deva, Om
"Across The Universe"
Jack'll rule the day.
Jai guru deva.
"Across The Universe"
Jack, the gay devil
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jack, the new day clerk
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Jack, the rude tailor
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Jack-a-Ruby Diva
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jack-a-roo David
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack-a-roo a Davis
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jack-a-roo diva
Jai guru deva um
"Across The Universe"
Jacka new ra day-a ahhhh
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo Dave
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo Day, Oh
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo day by ommmm
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo day, oh!
Jai guru deya, om.
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo day-car, oh.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo day-glo
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo day-o
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo daylight om.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo days love
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Jackaroo diva
Jai guru deeva om.
A jackaroo is an Australian cowboy.
"Across The Universe"
Jacques rue Davis
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Jageroo Daeva Ahmmm
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Jerusalem
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jive guru Dave, huh?
or
Childhood days are gone now.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jive guru Dave, huh?
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Jockaroo baby
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Johnny grew over David.
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Jolly good ole Davo.
Jai Guru Deva Om.
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo Dave, Ah!
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo Dave
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo Deja Vu
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo Deva Oh
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo daisies
Jai gura deva
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo dangerous
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo daydream
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo daylight
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo days, ah
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Kangaroo days, love
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Like a blue day oh.
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Like a cool day.
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Like a cruel day of love
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Like a cruel day there
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Like a cruel day-a.
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Like a groovy day it was.
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Like a new day that comes.
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Like a roo day va
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Like a room, day's lie, ah
Jai gru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Like a rude Dave
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Like a rude day of love
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Like a ruined days work
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Like a rural daisy
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Like the rude days have gone.
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Macaroon Dave
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Macaroon baby
Macaroon baby
Jai Guru Deva Om
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Macaroooon day, babe
or
Macaroooooon daja
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
My guru's name is Love
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Nothin's gonna change my worm.
Nothing's gonna change my world.
"Across The Universe"
Ooooh, David, Oh.
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Raichu rules divas, oh.
Jai guru deva om
'Raichu' is the evolved form of Pikachu.
"Across The Universe"
Shackled in chains
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Shy guru day spa
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Tag arooo de voila
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Tattoo in daylight
or
Tatter rune day-a
or
Tatter rune day-a
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
They slither wildly as
they slip away across the universe
They slither while they pass,
they slip away across the universe
"Across The Universe"
Tiger ooh day, the...
Jai guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Tiger-OOO-Dave--AAAh
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Tigeroo Dave, Allah, Om.
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Tigeroo Dave, ah.
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Tigeroo baby
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Time to move on, yeah
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Trashed the roo-oom days ago, ah.
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Triangle ooo day va home
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Try a cool daylight on.
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Try guru Dave ooooom.
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Trying to eat potatoes
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Trying to find the river.
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Trying to rule a Davis
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Trying to rule, day bird?
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
We eat less and are dying, love.
Limitless undying love
"Across The Universe"
Who ever gave her?
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Words are falling off like in this Rafe into a paper cut
They snigger 'round the world they pass, they snigger way across the universe
Boes of summer waves of joy
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Words are flowing on like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they slith away all across the universe
Got a get over days la.
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Jai guru deva om.
"Across the Universe"
Kangaroo Dave, like
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across the Universe"
Like a rude neighbor
Jai guru deva.
"Across the Universe"
Like a rude neighbor
Whatever Guru Dev.
this is a translation of the original lyrics
"Across the Universe"
Like a rutabaga
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Pools of sunlight
Pools of sorrow
"Across the Universe"
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
They slither wildly, as they slip away across the universe
No matter how much it sounds like "slither while they pass", it's really "slither wildly, as" , I promise you!
"Across the Universe"
Thoughts meow, they're like an endless wind inside a litter box
Thoughts meander like an endless wind inside a letter box
"Across the Universe"
Trying to lose, baby
Jai Guru Deva
"Act Naturally"
The movie's gonna make me a big star,
Like Ben Gazzara, you can never tell...
The movie's gonna make me a big star.
Might win an Oscar, you can never tell...
"Ain't She Sweet"
Code Lyoko
Oh di Yoko
Code Lyoko is a French animated series that aired on Cartoon Network in the early 00s.
"Ain't She Sweet"
Harry, Pete
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
I repeat
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
"Ain't She Sweet"
Houldy old dough
Oh di Yoko
"Ain't She Sweet"
Oh, die Yoko!!!!
Oh, di Yoko.
"All I've Got To Do"
You just got a call from me
You just gotta call on me
"All My Loving"
And then war I'm away
All right, home everyday.
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
And then while I'm away, I'll ride home every day.
And then while I'm away, I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
Close your byes and I'll miss you.
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Close your eyes in the miss you.
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Close your eyes in the mist, you.
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
I'll pretend I am missing
The lips I ain't kissing.
I'll pretend I am kissing
The lips I am missing.
"All Together Now"
Can I have a little one?
Can I have a little more?
"All Together Now"
Steal the ship! Shock the tree!
Sail the ship! Chop the tree!
"All You Need Is Love"
All Anita's love
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
All you me does laugh.
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
All you need is bugs.
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
All you need is drug.
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
All you need is slugs.
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
All your nededles love
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Blah, blah, blah
Love, love, love
"All You Need Is Love"
Epidalamee
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Guess again.. love is all you need
Yesterday... love is all you need
"All You Need Is Love"
How ya doin' guv'?
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
I am the Islam
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is a holiday.
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is a holiday
Love is all you need
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is a hollyday.
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is a honey bee.
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is irony
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Love is on your knee.
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
No one you can say that can’t be saying.
[later]
Get together.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
[later]
Yesterday.
“No one you can say that can’t be saying” is not any grammar.
"All You Need Is Love"
No one you can shave that can't be shaved.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
"All You Need Is Love"
No song you can sing that isn't sung.
Nothing that you sing can't be sung.
"All You Need Is Love"
Nothing but honeyfeed.
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to deal in time
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
"All You Need Is Love"
Yes, he's dead
[Later]
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yesterday
[Later]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"All You Need is Love"
All you need is Luvs
All You Need is Love
"All You Need is Love"
No one you can save that can't be sung
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
No one you can save that can't be saved
"And I Love Her"
A love like her will never die.
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
And I love fur.
And I love her.
"And I Love Her"
And if you saw my love
You'd number 2.
And if you saw my love
You'd love her, too.
"And I Love Her"
I love like I will never die.
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
I love my car, will never die
A love like ours will never die
"And I Love Her"
She gives me everything internally.
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
She gives me everything, and t**ty squeeze.
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
She gives me everything, and tender leaves
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And I Love Her"
She gives me everything, and tender veal
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And I Love Her"
You’re #2
You’d love her, too
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
When your bike is broken, will it let you down?
When your bird is broken, will it bring you down?
This line was said this way in Anthology 3.
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
You may be a Vulcan
You may be awoken
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
You may be a walkin'.
You may be awoken.
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
You may be unspoken
You may be awoken
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
You say you've seen certain wonders
You say you've seen seven wonders
"Anna (Go To Him)"
Anna, just one more finger
Anna, just one more thing girl
"Any Time At All"
Any time a doll
Any time at all
"Ask Me Why"
As we wind
Ask me why.
"Ask Me Why"
Now you're mine,
my happiness near makes me cry
Now you're mine,
my happiness still makes me cry
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Abie you're a rich man, too.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Baby you're a b**ch man too.
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Baby you're a rich fat Jew
or
Baby you're a rich f@g Jew.
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Baby, you're a rich fat Jew.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Fart as the eye can see
Far as the eye can see
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Maybe you're a rich Mantu.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Maybe you're a rich babboon.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Maybe you're a rich man's tool.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Tuned to A naturally
Tuned to a natural E
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Turn to it naturally.
Tuned to A natural E.
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Baby, take a witch step too.
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Keep all your money in a big brown bag
Inside the loo
Keep all your money in a big brown bag
Beside the zoo
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Maybe you're the rich bat too
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Her mojo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
or
And JoJo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Those short-shorts always on my my my my my my my mind.
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The USSR"
All the way the paperback was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
"Back In The USSR"
All the way the paperback was on my knees.
All the way the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back In The USSR"
All the weight of paperback was on my knee.
or
Oh, the weighted paper bag was on my knee.
All the way, the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back In The USSR"
And Jo-jo's always on my my my my my mind
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind
"Back In The USSR"
Backin' the USSR
Back in the USSR
"Back In The USSR"
Blue in from Miami Beach, we know, you see.
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back In The USSR"
Dewey from Miami Beach
Flew in from Miami Beach
"Back In The USSR"
Do we bomb Miami Beach or UAC?
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back In The USSR"
Holy disco microphone
Honey disconnect the phone
"Back In The USSR"
Jujubees always always on my my my my my mind.
And Georgia's always always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The USSR"
Let me hear you bellow like it's raining out.
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Let me hear your ballerakas ringing out.
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Let me hear your battleaxes ringing out.
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Show me 'round your Smokey Mountains way down south.
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
"Back In The USSR"
Show me 'round, there's no big mountains way down south.
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Show me round the Snow-Pig mountains way down south.
Show me round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Show me round your sloppy mountains way out south
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Well the third-grade girls really knock me out
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
"Back In The USSR"
You don't know how lonely you are, boy.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
You don't know how lovely you are, boys.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
You don't know how lucky you are, horse.
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back in the U.S.S.R."
And George is always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
"Back in the USSR"
Didn't get to beg last night
Didn't get to bed last night
"Back in the USSR"
Flew in from Miami teach me oh I see
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back in the USSR"
Let me hear your belly like its hanging out.
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back in the USSR"
Show me round your smoky nylons way down south,
Take me to your daddy's car
Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south,
Take me to your daddy's farm
"Back in the USSR"
come and keep your come-rag warm
come and keep your comrade warm
"Back in the USSR"
flying by miami bitch but you aint see
flying by miami beach boac
"Bad Boy"
A bad little kid moved into my neighbourhood
He won't do nothing right - just'n sittin' there and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night
Well, he put two tacks on teachers chair
Puts ya numb and lose your hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) - he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he wore his windcheater till at night it's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the boppin' shop and get that haircut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, this mama's mess has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right just sittin' down and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, your mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
I especially like 'Junior's head is hot as rock'. My lyrics make much more sense - how can he worry his teacher if he doesn't go to school?
"Bad Boy"
He gave a cocker spaniel to the Phantom of the Laundromat.
He gave a cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
"Bad Boy"
Hey Julia we hate yourself
Hey junior, behave yourself
"Bad Boy"
Now, Judith, behave yourself.
Now, Junior, behave yourself.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Maid would like a trip to Vienna.
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
"Ballad of John and Yoko"
Standing in the dark at Southampton,
Trying to get some corduroy pants
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
And of course Henry, the wh*re's dance is the waltz!
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the worst.
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the Waltz.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
For the benefit of Mr. S****.
For the benefit of Mr. Kite.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Late of Pablo Fanques fair, have you seen it
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Late of Pablos Bank is there--what a scene
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Later Pablo Bank is there, what a seen
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Ten somersaults he'll undertake on solid ground
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Late of Pablos Bank is square--what a scene.
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Layla Pavlo, Franc Astaire--what a scene!
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene!
"Birthday"
Wellus my birthday to you
or
Big birthday to ya
or
Big birthday to ya
Well it's my birthday too, Yeah!
"Birthday"
I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me)
I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
"Birthday"
Today's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
or
They say it's your birthday
A big birthday to ya'
You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, Yeah!
"Birthday"
Walrus for my birthday, woo
or
Well slap happy to ya!
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Well we're gonna have to do you.
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Yes, we're going to a garden party.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Yes, we're going to a private party.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Yes, we're going to a-party, hardy
Yes, we're going to a party, party
"Birthday"
Yes, we're going to the fire department.
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
You say you choose birthday
You say it's your birthday
"Birthday"
take a Chichester chance
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
"Blackbird"
Blackbirds singing in my bed at night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
"Blackbird"
Blackbirds singing in the ghetto night.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
"Blackbird"
You were only waiting for the Mormons to arrive.
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blackbird"
You were only waiting for the smog to arrive.
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a bog along the way.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a dog upon the lane.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a fog on Penny Lane.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a fog upon Elaine.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a fog upon a lake
There's a fog upon L.A
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a fog upon her leg.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
There's a frog upon a lake.
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Boys"
I been told by a gorgeous girl
I been told when a boy kiss a girl
"Bungalow Bill"
Hey, Buffalo Bill!
Who did you kill, Buffalo Bill?
Hey Bungalow Bill!
What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
"Bungalow Bill"
Not when he lurks so near
or
But when he looks so dear
Not when he looked so fierce
"Bungalow Bill"
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother battered him.
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
And Bobby loves her.
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
And Bonny love hoe.
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
And puppy love
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Bonnie Love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Camp Bunny Love
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Camp by me, love.
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can Bobby love her?
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't Bobby Love?
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't bobbie love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't bomb me love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't bummy love.
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't buy be lunch
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't buy malt loaf
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't buy meatloaf
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't buy my love
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Can't fall in love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Canned Puppy Love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Come peel my spuds, oh.
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Cunt Barbie loves
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Get Babilone!
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Give Barney Rubble
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Got Bobby Love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Got puppy love, Evelyn tells me so.
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Hey puppy love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to box for money.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to march for money.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to matrimony.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to munch for money
I don't care too much for money
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to munch some honey,
Money can't buy me love
I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care to muss for money.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't care too munch for money.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
I don't give two f***s for money.
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
It's puppy love.
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Ken 'n' Barbie Love
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Kent Bobby Love
Kent bobby love
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Kentucky Love Boat
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Kint Babby Lub
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Li'l puppy love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Magda can buy me love.
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Monty can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
Money can't buy me love
'Monty Can't Buy Me Love' was the name of a Simpsons episode.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Mono can buy me love.
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Mummy, can't baby love?
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Oh Bonny Love
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Puppy love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
That funky love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
That's puppy love.
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
The Commie love show
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
They call me love.
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
confommie love
Can't buy me love.
"Chains"
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips look sweet
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips are sweet
"Christmas Time (Is Here Again)"
Hold you teen spellers out
O-U-T spells out
"Come Together"
Come to gather light now, only me
Come together, right now, over me
"Come Together"
Come together
right now
all the meat
Come together
right now
over me
"Come Together"
Come together right now maybe
Come together right now over me
"Come Together"
Come together right now, on your knees.
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together right now, ovary.
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together right now
Oh the meat
Come together right now
Over me
"Come Together"
Come together, right now, bozo wheat.
or
Come together, right now, close to me.
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together, right now, do re mi.
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together, right now, for the beat.
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together, right now, for the win.
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together, right now, form the beat.
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Come together
Right now
Overby.
Come together
Right now
Over me.
"Come Together"
Go to heaven, right now, over here
Come together, right now, over me
"Come Together"
Got to be a joker, he just poops and he pees.
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Got to be a yolk or he'll just do what he please.
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please.
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Got to keep on looking 'cause it's so hard to see
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
"Come Together"
He back production
He got Forrest Gump
He got on a sideboard
He want spinal crackers.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He back production
He got Morris Gumboot
He got on a sidecar
He want spinal flacker
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
"Come Together"
He back production
He got morris scumboot
He got ono sideball
He want spinal cracker
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
"Come Together"
He bad production, he got walrus bingo.
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He bad production, he got walrus gumboot
He got, oh, no sidebone
He one spinal cracker.
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He bad production; he caught Bryant Gumble.
He got Ono Cyborg; he wants spider crackers.
He bag production; he got walrus gumboot.
He got Ono sideboard; he one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He bad production
He got walrus gum-boot
He got oh, no sideburns!
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo
He got off the sidewalk
He one spinal cracker.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He bad production
He got walrus gunboats
He got Ono psycho
He want spinal cracker.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He bag production, he got walrus bingo
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
"Come Together"
He bag production
He got walrus gumbo.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He buy production
He got walrus gumbo
He got ono cyborg
He won spinal crack-up.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He come old black top
He came movin' up stoley
He got ju-ju pie ball
He drinks Holy water
He got feet down to his knee
Likes to wear a choker
He don't do what he needs.
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got Joo Joo eyeball
He want holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
He come on Flat Top
or
He come off Flat Top.
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
He come over black top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got juju eyeballs
He got early roller.
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one holy roller.
"Come Together"
He gag producition,
He got walrus gumbled,
He got Ono sidewalked, he one spinal cracker...
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He got Mork and Mindy.
He got Monkey Finger.
However, Mork & Mindy debuted several years AFTER this song was released. So this mishearing could be an anachronism.
"Come Together"
He got Ono cyborg.
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
He got Ono socko
He want spinal cracker.
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He got Walrus Gumbo
He got Walrus Gumboot
"Come Together"
He got all no sad balz.
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
He got ju-ju eyeballs
He one walrus scumbal.
He got jew jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He got koo-koo eyeballs
He want walrus gumball.
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He got walking fingers
He got monkey finger
"Come Together"
He got walrus scoldrum.
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
He got walrus scumboot
He got Onocycle
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
You can get your Onocycle at Walmart, with Yoko Ono's own hair used as streamers on the handlebars!
"Come Together"
He got working finger.
or
He got murky finger.
He got monkey finger.
"Come Together"
He got, oh no, sideburns.
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
He pan for Dutchman
He got walrus gunboat
He got Ono psycho
He got spinal tracking
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He want Mojo Filker
He one Mojo filter
"Come Together"
He want spine-o crackers.
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
He wear no shoeshine
He got Georgia football
He got mockin' finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
"Come Together"
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got ucky finga
He shoot Coca-Cola.
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
"Come Together"
He's got bags and duck, son
He's got walrus scumboo
He's go oh no sidebone
He likes spinal crackers.
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Mmmmm, spinal crackers!
"Come Together"
Here come ol' bad dog.
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
Here come old flak top
He got movin' up soley
He got juju eyeball
He want Holy molar
He got down below his knee
Got to be a choker
He just do what he feeds.
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
"Come Together"
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
"Come Together"
Hold you in his entrée, you can feel his disease.
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease.
"Come Together"
Marijuana, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
Muddy water, he one mojo filter
"Come Together"
S**t
Sh...
"Come Together"
Sh*t
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
John was actually chanting "Shoot me" during the instrumental breaks. (hence the misheard "sh*t") In the final album release, it was partially covered by the bass riff, but in the earlier version released on the Anthology, it is quite clear.
"Come Together"
Shacked up!
or
Shatter!
or
Schick up!
or
Shit top!
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Shake it!
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Shake it!
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Shake it!
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Shoo!
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Shoop.
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
"Come Together"
Shoop
Sh!
At the beginning of the song, Ringo Starr used elaborate special microphone configuration to achieve the tight rifle-shot snare beats.
"Come Together"
Shotgun
Shoot me!
The words 'shoot me' are covered up by the bass guitar. If you ever get a chance to hear a version without bass, it says 'shoot me' very clearly.
"Come Together"
Show me
Shoot me
"Come Together"
Trojan Football
Toe jam football
"Come Together"
Walrus Gumbel
Walrus gumboot
"Come Together"
Warning, warning, warning street.
One and one and one is three.
"Come Together"
Water, water, water's free
One and one and one is three
"Come Together"
Wonky finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
Monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
"Come Together"
You come on flat top
You've got groovin' up slowly
You've got choo choo eyeballs
You've got holy mojo.
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju ju eyeball
He want holy roller.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Die, baby, die.
Cry, baby, cry
"Cry Baby Cry"
The Duke was having problems at the local Burger Bee.
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird Museum
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
The duke was having problems
With the message
At the local Dairy Queen.
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local A&P
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
A&P is a grocery store chain found on the East Coast of the U.S.
"Cry Baby Cry"
The king was in the garbage picking flowers.
The king was in the garden picking flowers.
"Day Tripper"
Day dribber, day dribber, yeah.
or
Daydreamer, daydreamer, yeah.
Day tripper, day tripper, yeah.
"Day Tripper"
Gay stripper
Day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Gonagorrhea.
Got a good reason.
"Day Tripper"
Got it the feelin'.
Got a good reason.
"Day Tripper"
Pig teaser
Big teaser
"Day Tripper"
She has to pay tripple for a one way ticket, yeah
She was a day tripper a one way ticket, yeah
"Day Tripper"
She only played one last time
She only played one-night stands
"Day Tripper"
She only played what I said
She only played one-night stands
WHAT? I've spent ten years thinking the lyric was about playing something. Huh, I guess the girl plays with guys.
"Day Tripper"
She was a day tripper
A one leg driver yeah.
She was a day tripper
A Sunday driver yeah.
"Day Tripper"
She was a dead ringer.
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
She was a gay stripper.
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
She was a state trooper.
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
She was a tame twister
She was a day tripper
"Day Tripper"
She was a daydreamer
or
She was at Dage River
or
She was at Dage River
She was a day tripper
"Day Tripper"
She's a big cheese
She's a big teaser
"Day Tripper"
She's a big teaser
She took my horse away there
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
"Day Tripper"
She's a big teaser
She took Miss Hathaway there.
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there.
"Day Tripper"
She's a pig teaser
She took me half the way there now.
She's a big teaser
She led me half the way there now.
"Day Tripper"
She's a prick teaser
She took me half the way there
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
"Day Tripper"
She's lovin' Jesus
She's a big teaser
I listen to A LOT of Contemporary Christian Music.
"Daytripper"
She was a day triplet.
She was a day tripper.
"Daytripper"
She was a gay stripper
Hallway chicken. yeah!
She was a daytripper
One-way ticket, yeah.
"Dear Prudence"
Dear Brutus
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Dear boobies
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Dear prunejuice
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Dear puddings
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Deep blueness
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Imprudence
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
They chew apart of everything
That you are part of everything
"Dig A Pony"
I wrote a story
Where you can imitate everyone you know.
I roll a stony
Well you can imitate everyone you know.
"Dig A Pony"
I-I-I-I-I dig capone
I-I-I-I-I dig a pony
"Dig A Pony"
You can celebrate anything you own.
or
You can celebrate anything you're on.
You can celebrate anything you want.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It' by George - he would!
And now we'd like to thank all the angels, come...
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hark, the Angels Come.'
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hour of the Angels Come'.
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Worgie
Now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angel's Scum'.
or
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood.
Now we'd like to do 'Out The Angels Come'.
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Ark The Angel's Come'.
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'The Hour The Angels Come'.
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'All the Angels Come'.
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
I thought I heard, 'All the Angels Come'. This was simply a "throw off' improvisation by Mr. Lennon between live takes. We all agree he was fairly good at that. If he said "Hark" instead of "All" ; my version (at the risk of being sacrilegious) is better. However, I have had 43 years to consider this and John said it off the cuff.
"Dig It"
That was 'Dig It' by Georgie-Worgie-Poo
And now we'd like to do 'Howard The Angel-Stump'.
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you come on near
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you call my name
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
how cares you look so fine?
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
ooh, girl, you look so fine.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the storm
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the stroll
"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"
Do you want to know a cigarette?
Do you want to know a secret?
"Do You Want to Know a Secret?"
Close-up
Closer
"Do You Want to Know a Secret?"
Pleasant, choose your fawns and snowy egrets
Listen, do you want to know a secret
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Do you want to go to Sea Girt?
Do you want to know a secret?
Sea Girt is a borough in Monmouth County, NJ.
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Do you want to know a seagull?
Do you want to know a secret?
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Mister
Listen
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Nobody knows, just Sweet Tooth
Nobody knows, just we two.
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Whisper
Listen
"Doctor Robert"
Doctor Robot
Doctor Robert
"Don't Bother Me"
It's just not right
when every night
I moan alone
It's just not right
when every night
I'm all alone
"Don't Bother Me"
Since she's been gone,
I wonder what to talk to me
Since she's been gone,
I want no one to talk to me
"Don't Pass Me By"
I hear the clock a-tickin'
I'm the man, Michelle
I hear the clock a-tickin'
on the mantle shelf
"Don't Pass Me By"
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your head
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your hair
"Don't Pass Me By"
You were in a dog patch
And you lost your hair
You were in a car crash
And you lost your hair
"Dr. Robert"
Dr. Robin
Dr. Robert
"Dr. Robert"
He's a man, you must believe (me).
He's a man you must believe.
"Drive My Car"
And Baby, I love you.
And maybe I'll love you.
"Drive My Car"
Give her my penis, it's all very fine
Working for peanuts, is all very fine
"Drive My Car"
I told that girl that my d*** was like wood.
I told that girl that my prospects were good.
"Drive My Car"
I told that girl that my prostate was good
I told that girl that my prospects were good
"Drive My Car"
I war be flavor, a star of the screen
But you can do a song playing in-between
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in-between
"Drive My Car"
Pee-pee, pee-pee, yeah
Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah
"Drive My Car"
We'll give her penis and it's all very fine
Working for peanuts, is all very fine
"Drive My Car"
Working for penis
Working for peanuts
"Eight Days A Week"
8 days Louise, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
8 gays Louis, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
8 gays a week, I love you
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
8th day of the week, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
AIDS makes you weak, I lo-o-o-o- low it.
Eight days a week, I lo-o-o-o-love you.
Editor's note: This song actually predates the discovery of the AIDS virus, but maybe the person who submitted this lyric misheard it after the virus was discovered.
"Eight Days A Week"
Ain't they Louise
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Ain't they sweet
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Eight days of tweak, I love glue.
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Eight days of weed, I love you.
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Eight gays so weak, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Eight ways to eat, I f*** you.
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey hey, Louise!
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey say Louise
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey, Dais-a-Weese
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey, Hey Louise, I love you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey, Jane Louise! I love you!
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Hey, hey, little weed!
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Heydays are weak.
8 days a week.
Either it's a classic case of youthful overstatement, or he finds loving her really heavy going!
"Eight Days A Week"
I ate dates all week, above you.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
I ate your cheeks! I dove you!
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Love you every day girl
Always on my man.
Love you every day girl
Always on my mind.
"Eight Days A Week"
May days are weak, a lord will.
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Someone to love,
Someone IQ.
Someone to love,
Someone like you.
"Eight Days a Week"
AIDS makes you weak, I low it
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days a Week"
Eight days or weeks
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Eight games a week
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Eight maids a-milk
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Guess you know it's you
Guess you know it's true
"Eight Days a Week"
Hay babes a week
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days a Week"
Hey say Louise
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Wheat Chex to eat
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Wheat Chex to eat
eight days a week
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ah, look at all the homely people
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ah, looking scary homeless people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ah, to get over lonely people
Oh, look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
All the bloody people
All the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
All the lovely people,
Where do they all come from
All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from
"Eleanor Rigby"
And was buried alone with her name
And was buried along with her name
"Eleanor Rigby"
Darling it sucks in the night
when there's nobody there
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Darling it sucks
or
Darling he sucks
Darning his socks
"Eleanor Rigby"
Died in a church and was buried alone with a name.
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Died in the church and was buried along with an ape.
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Donning his socks in the night when no one is there
What does he care?
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Donning his socks in the the night when there's nobody there
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
I love the Beatles!
"Eleanor Rigby"
Donning his socks
Darning his socks
It seems natural to "don" socks (i.e. to put them on), but the British English pronunciation of 'darning' is probably very similar to the American pronunciation of 'donning' insofar as neither one has any strong 'r' sound.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Dotting his socks in the night when nobody cares
Why does he care?
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Dotting his socks in the night
Donning his socks in the night
"Eleanor Rigby"
Dotting his socks with the knife when there's nobody there.
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Ribgy
picks up her eyes from the church where a wedding has been
Eleanor Rigby
picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a tree.
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried alive the next day.
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Rigby
Picks at her rice in a church where a wedding is being
Spits at the dean.
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been
Is it a dream?
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her rites in the church where her wedding has been.
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Eleanor raped me.
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ellen O'Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
O'Rigby is an unusual name, but there are lots of Irish people in the UK.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ellen O'Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father MacKenzie,
Downing his shots in the night when there's nobody there
Father MacKenzie,
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father MacKenzie
Donning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father MacKenzie
Drowning his shops in the night when there's nobody there.
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father McKenzie
Wiping the death from his hands as he walks from the grave.
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his gland as he walks from the grave
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
"Eleanor Rigby"
Father McKenzie
Nodding his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Guarding his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Helen of Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Helena Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
How do get older lonely people.
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
How to get all the lonely people
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
I look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
I look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
I look at all the lovely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
I look at older, lovely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
I will get over lonely people
or
How to get over lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
I'm looking over lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Ironing his socks in the night when nobody's there
What does he care?
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Look at all the lowly people
Look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Picks up her eyes in the church where a wedding has been.
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Picks up her ice in the church where a wedding has been.
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Picks up the lice in the church where a wedding has been.
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Wearing a face that she keeps in her jaw by the door.
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Wearing the face that she keeps for her job by the door.
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Writing the words of a salmon
Writing the words of a sermon
"Every Little Thing"
Yes, I'm thinking about her now
Can't stop thinking about her now
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide (...)"
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my sensei.
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my monkey.
The full song title: 'Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except Me And My Monkey').
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Everybody's trying to beat my baby.
Everybody's trying to be my baby.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Took her home I had 'an ice cream date'.
'Fore I got home, I had nineteen dates.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Took her home and had an ice cream cake.
Took her home and had a nice, clean date.
"Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby"
Oklahoma had-a nice teen days
'Fore I got home, I had nineteen dates.
"Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby"
They took some buds from a tree
Dressed it up to make all the tea
They took some honey from a tree
Dressed it up and they called it me
"Fixing a Hole"
See the Beatles standing there.
See the people standing there.
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly Beatles standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Silly people standing there
See the people standing there
"For No One"
I love that shirt that lasted years.
A love that should have lasted years
"For No One"
I love the sound blasted ears.
A love that should have lasted years
"For You Blue"
Because you're Sweden, lovely girl
Because you're sweet and lovely, girl
"For You Blue"
I love you more than Africa, I do.
I love you more than ever girl, I do.
"For You Blue"
LBJ's got nothing on this baby
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
"For You Blue"
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elbow James got nothing on this baby.
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
"For You Blue"
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Elmore James was a blues slide guitar legend.
"Free as a Bird"
Old, old men cry
Home, home and dry
"From Me To You"
If a citizen must be dumb
If a citizen must be blue
If there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
"From Me To You"
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart and also two
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart, that's oh so true
"From Me to You"
Just call on me and I'll send you my dung,
With love, from me to you
Just call on me and I'll send it along,
With love, from me to you
"Get Back"
And I loathe that sweater
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
And I love that sweater
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
And a low deck sweater.
And a low-neck sweater.
"Get Back"
Awesome california a*s
For some california grass
"Get Back"
Boston California grand.
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
For some California a**
For some California grass
"Get Back"
For some kind of pornograph
For some California grass
"Get Back"
Get back to where you left the bong.
Get back to where you once belong
"Get Back"
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Prunella!
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, you loner.
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Get back, Gorilla
Your mommy's waiting for you.
Get back, Loretta
Your mommy's waiting for you.
"Get Back"
Get whacked, get whacked...
Get back, get back...
"Get Back"
Jo Jo lived his own in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California grass.
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
for some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jo Jo was a man and Dolly was a woman
but they knew it wouldn't last
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a goner.
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was an owner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, California past.
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jo-Jo was a man and Tony was a robber
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loony
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was an owner
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
JoJo lift his arm into South Arizona.
JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
JoJo was a man who thought he was a wally
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
JoJo was a man who thought he was alone-a.
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jojjo was an owner in south Arizona
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
"Get Back"
Jojo left his arm in Tuscon, Arizona.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Bought some California grass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California mass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California a**.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Boston, California a**.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Far from California grass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home into South Arizona.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
guess I hadn't heard of Tucson at the time
"Get Back"
Jojo left his home into some hairy zoner.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Jojo lift his arm in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, Californial grass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo lift his arm into some Arizona for some California grass
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass
"Get Back"
Jojo lived [on] his own in Tucson, Arizona
Off some California grass
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo lived his whole life Tombstone, Arizona
Forcing California grass.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man and Mary was a woman.
Jojo wasa man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who though he was a woman
But he was a frying pan.
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he had a boner
But he knew it couldn't last.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was a Lola
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was a doughnut
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was a northern man.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was an ugly man
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner.
or
Lojo was a man who thought he was an Ono.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man, and Polly was a woman
But if your requests denied.
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a doner.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a woman
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Pour some garlic on your gas.
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner.
or
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman.
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman.
"Get Back"
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman
or
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner
or
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
"Get Back"
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman.
"Get Back"
Sweet Lorraine Tomato thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's good at coming
But she gets it while she can
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
"Get Back"
Swing the right of Martin
Sweet Loretta Martin
"Get Back"
Thought he was a man when in fact he was a woman
But he knew it was his class.
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Tojo was a man who thought he was a woman.
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
and I loathe that sweater
and a low back sweater
"Getting Better"
I can't get no a**.
It can't get no worse.
"Getting Better"
I got to admit if it's any better
I got to admit it's getting better
"Getting Better"
I got to admit it's getting wetter
A little wetter all the time
I got to admit it's getting better
A little better all the time
"Getting Better"
I got to admit, Eddie Vedder
I got to admit it's getting better
"Getting Better"
I used to get mad in high school
I used to get mad at my school
"Getting Better"
I used to get mad in high school
I used to get mad at my school
"Getting Better"
Let's get in the bathtub
It's getting better
"Girl"
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you horny.
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you sorry.
"Glass Onion"
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was bald
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
Lookin' thru a paperback Juliet.
Lookin' through the bent back tulips.
"Glass Onion"
Looking for a class on Jung
Looking through a glass onion
"Glass Onion"
Looking through a glass oh yeah
Looking through a glass onion
"Glass Onion"
Looking through the big fat Jew lips
Looking through the bent-backed tulips
"Glass Onion"
Looking through the big, bad tulips.
Looking through the bent-backed tulips.
"Glass Onion"
The walrus was bald
The walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
The walrus's paw.
The walrus is Paul.
"Glass Onion"
Trying to make the duct-tape join.
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Trying to smoke a dovetail joint.
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Well here's another goffy mall
The walrus is Paul.
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus is Paul.
"Glass Onion"
Who can do a glass on your
Looking through a glass onion
"Golden Slumbers Medley"
Once there was a way to get back homework.
Once there was a way to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Golden showers fill your eyes
Golden slumbers fill your eyes
"Golden Slumbers"
Once there's a way, get my homework.
Once there's a way, to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry.
"Ringo Starr" adds: "Actually I misread it here."
"Golden Slumbers"
Sleep pretty doll, you do not cry
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry.
"Golden Slumbers"
Sleepidy darling, do not cry.
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
"Good Day Sunshine"
I need a laugh
I need to laugh
"Good Morning Good Morning"
It's time for tea and beat the wife
It's time for tea and meet the wife
"Good Morning Good Morning"
Nothing to do to save his life
Called his boyfriend
Nothing to do to save his life
Call his wife in
"Got to Get You Into My Life"
Then I suddenly see you do
Then I suddenly see you, ooh
"Got to Get You Into My Life"
Then I suddenly see you prove
Then I suddenly see you ooh
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
A penis is a warm gun.
Happiness is a warm gun.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Happiness is a warm glove, yes it is
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
I need a fix 'cause I'm going' down
Back to the abyss that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,
Back to the place that is left of town
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
I need a fix 'cuz I'm goin' down
Back to the bitch that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cuz I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Mother's up here. John the gun!
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
No cicadas in my house
Mother Superior jump the gun.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
She's not a girl who's Mrs. Mitch
She's not a girl who misses much
"Hello Goodbye"
You save less
You say yes
"Hello Goodbye"
You say bye
I say hello
You say high
I say low
"Hello Goodbye"
You say less
And I say more
You say yes
And I say no
"Hello, Goodbye"
You say stuff
And I say dope
You say stop
And I say go
"Help!"
And I do appreciate you're big and round
And I do appreciate your being 'round.
"Help!"
And I do appreciate your feeling round.
And I do appreiate your being 'round.
"Help!"
And now I finally changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
And now I find, I changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
"Help!"
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And robbed a brand new Porsche
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And opened up the doors
"Help!"
And now I find
A jingle line
Who opened up the door.
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
And now I find
The gentleman
Who opened up the door.
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
But now these days are gone
I've got some comfy shoes
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
"Help!"
Don't you see hell in me?
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
Help me get my feed-bag on the ground
Help me get my feet back on the ground
"Help!"
Help me if you care, I'm feeling down.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
"Help!"
I know the line: "just lead your life" I've never done before
I know that I just need you like I've never done before
"Help!"
I'm not so selfish, no (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the hay, yes
OR
My independence seems to vanish in Tim Hayes
I'm not so self assured (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
"Help!"
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Help, I need somebody.
"Help!"
My Indy pen seems to vahny shim theys.
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
"Help!"
One, two, three, help me.
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
When I was young, the sun was younger than today
When I was younger, so much younger than today
"Help!"
Won't you please get my hairpiece?
Won't you please, please help me?
"Help!"
Won't you please, please touch me?
Won't you please, please help me?
"Help!"
Won’t you please please kill me
Won’t you please please help me
"Helter Skelter"
Can you hear me speaking?
My head is spinning.
"Helter Skelter"
Do you don't you want me I love you
Coming down fast but y'm miles above toooooooo
Tell me tell me f'mon tell me the answers
You may be a lover but you ain't no prancer
God!
Do you don't you want me to love you
Coming down fast but I'm miles above yoooooooooooooou
Tell me tell me c'mon tell me the answer
Well you may be a lover but ain't no dancer
Wooo!
"Helter Skelter"
Half a scarecrow
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Help is gonna come
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Help the schedule.
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Look out 'cos Helter Scum.
Look out now 'cos here she comes.
"Helter Skelter"
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no damn fun.
Well you may be a lover but ain't no dancer
"Helter Skelter"
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no damn sow
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
"Her Majesty"
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changed the date today.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Her Majesty"
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
"Her Majesty"
Imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.
"Her Majesty"
Oh Madge, she's a pretty nice girl
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girls
"Her Majesty"
Oh Maggie she's a pretty nice girl
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
Are the lyrics on the back of the album cover? I never bothered to look!
"Her Majesty"
Oh Maggie she's a pretty nice girl
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Here Comes The Sun"
Here comes the sun,
a nice day...
Here comes the sun,
and I say...
"Here Comes The Sun"
Here comes the sun, Niacin.
It's alright.
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's alright.
"Here Comes The Sun"
I feel that a** is slowly melting
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
I feel that acid slowly melting
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
It seems like years since it's been here.
It seems like years since it's been clear.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Little darling, the slime's returning to the faces.
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Little darling, the smiles we turn into the faces.
or
Little darling, the smiles we're turning to the faces.
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Little darling
The bile's returning to the feces.
Little darling
The smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes the Sun"
Here comes the song
Here comes the sun
"Here Comes the Sun"
It seems like you've been sitting here
It seems like years since it's been clear.
"Here Comes the Sun"
It's Paula Zahn
Here Comes the Sun
"Here Comes the Sun"
It's all night
It's alright
"Here Comes the Sun"
It's sunlight
It's alright
"Here Comes the Sun"
So, so, so, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
"Here Comes the Sun"
Sun, sun, sun, here we come (5x)
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes (5x)
"Here, There and Everywhere"
But if she's beside me
I know I need mental care
But if she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
If she's beside me
I know I need Medicare
If she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
To lead a better life, I need my love to beat the earth
To lead a better life, I need my love to be here
"Hey Bulldog"
Cable dog
or
Table dog
Hey, bulldog!
"Hey Bulldog"
Egg Foo Yong
Hey, bulldog!
These misheard lyrics had been embedded in my brain for 45 years until last night,when we ordered take-out Chinese food,and I brought up,the fact that the dish we were eating was a Beatles' song lyric.I now stand corrected.
"Hey Bulldog"
Hey man What's that, boy? Ruff!
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Hey man, what's up dog? Woof!
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Papal dog
Hey bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
Paper doll
Hey, Bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your peers.
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your fears.
"Hey Jude"
Ayy joo
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
By making his world a little boulder
By making his world a little colder
"Hey Jude"
Hate chu
Don't make it bad
Take some bad songs
And make some butter
Remember, to let her under your skin
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude
Don't make it bad
Take a sad song
And make it better
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
"Hey Jude"
Hate you, you bring me down
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Hay chewed
or
Hate you
or
Hate you
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Hey Dude
Hey Jude
From email: My band was playing in a tavern in Marysville,CA. A middle aged fellow came up to the bandstand and requested "Hey Dude". When we realized he meant "Hey Jude" we played along and sang the whole song that way. It was hilarious! Especially the "doody doody dude" part!
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jew, don't break it down.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jew
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jude, be brave.
Hey Jude, refrain.
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jude, don't make it back.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jude, don't make the bed.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jude, don't make your mind
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Hey Jude, don't take it down.
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Hey dude, yo make it bite
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Hey you, don't be afraid
Take a side song, and make it get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can fart, and make it better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
Take a sad song, and make it better
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start, to make it better.
"Hey Jude"
Hey, Juice!
Hey, Jude!
This song is 7:11, the first ever single above 3 minutes to reach #1.
"Hey Jude"
Hey, June
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Kay, too.
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Na na na na, hey you
or
Na na na na, baby
or
Na na na na, baby
Na na na na, hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Na na na na, tres chic!
Na na na na, hey Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Page you!
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Remember the leather under your skin
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey Jude"
Remember there's lettuce under your skin
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey Jude"
Remember to let her onto your part.
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
Remember to let the radio on.
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
St. Jude
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
The woman you need is on your shoulder.
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
"Hey Jude"
You were made to go out and get hurt.
You were made to go out and get her.
"Hold Me Tight"
Let me go all over you
Let me go on lovin' you
"I Am The Walrus"
Coo coo ca choo!
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Cook, cook a Jew
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Corporation tee-shirts,
stupid bloody Jews they...
Corporation tee-shirts,
stupid bloody Tuesday
"I Am The Walrus"
Don't you think that Yoko laughs at you
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
"I Am The Walrus"
Drop out, drop out
Everybody drop out.
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Ev'rybody smoke pot!
Ev'rybody's got one!
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody bumf***.
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody polka
Everybody's got one
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Oompa Oomapa,
stick it up your jumper (pronounced "joompa")
This lyric occurs in the fadeout of the song and is chanted repeatedly.
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody sucks c**k.
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody toke up
Ev'rybody's got one!
"I Am The Walrus"
Everybody's f****d up.
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Fly in the ointment
I am the eggman.
"I Am The Walrus"
Get f**ked, get f**ked, everybody get f**ked
Got one, got one, everybody's got one
This is the funny chant in the middle of the song.
"I Am The Walrus"
Go choke a Jew!
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Goo-goo the Jew.
Goo goo g'joob
"I Am The Walrus"
Goon gape guh-joop
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Grab a lock of fish, my pornographic Princess.
Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic Priestess.
"I Am The Walrus"
Grab a locker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
"I Am The Walrus"
Hey dude, a Jew!
Goo goo ga joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
I am in Woolworth's.
I am a walrus.
"I Am The Walrus"
I am the Ache-man
I am the walrus
Take a look at you.
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
I am the bug man, coo coo cah joo.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
I am the eggplant
Oh, they are the eggplants.
I am the eggman
Oh, they are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
I am the eightman
They are the eight men.
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
If the sun don't come
We get to Tanton, standing in the English rain.
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Jan Boo food haf keen tem kicking someone in the snow.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
"I Am The Walrus"
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your n*****s down.
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down.
"I Am The Walrus"
Polymonic penguin sitting on a Christian
Elementary penguin singing 'Hari Krishna!'
"I Am The Walrus"
See her in a wheelchair
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
"I Am The Walrus"
See how they smile like d***s in the sky
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
"I Am The Walrus"
Semolina belcher climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semolina is a kind of wheat.
"I Am The Walrus"
She's gone to the dance parlor and left you.
Sit you down, Father. Rest you!
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting in a wheelchair, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come, you get your Times
Or Standard in the English way.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, then pretty soon
You're standing in an English rain
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a chance at standing in the English rain
Sitting in an English garden wiating for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a w*** from standing in an English way.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the band to come.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
"I Am The Walrus"
Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
Oompa oomapa, stick it up your joompa.
"I Am The Walrus"
Smoke pot, smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot.
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
This misheard lyric was brought up to John Lennon himself by an interviewer for Playboy in 1980, shortly before he was killed. He corrected the interviewer with the correct lyrics.
"I Am The Walrus"
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You have a tantrum
Standing in the English Rain.
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from
Standing in the English Rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Suddenly a pill chair climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
"I Am The Walrus"
Yeah, I'm outta custard
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Yell amount of custard
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Yello Mello Custard
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Yellow man of custard
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Yellow man with custard tripping like a dead dog, aye.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
"I Am The Warlus"
Y'all remember Custer?
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Warlus"
Yellow man Augusta
Yellow matter custard
"I Am the Walrus"
Elementary penguin singing Merry Christmas
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
"I Am the Walrus"
Everybody haha
Everybody's got one.
"I Am the Walrus"
Expert, texter, smoking joker
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
"I Am the Walrus"
Goo Goo Ca-choo
Goo goo g'joob!
ca-choo like a sneeze
"I Am the Walrus"
I am a worrywart
I am the walrus
"I Am the Walrus"
I am the Egbert
They are the Egberts
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
I am the apeman
I am the eggman
"I Am the Walrus"
I am the egg-bound
They are the egg-bound.
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
I am the leg man
They are the leg men.
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
I am the walrus
Go cook a Jew
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob
"I Am the Walrus"
Kookookachoo
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am the Walrus"
Oompa, oompa, everybody's f***ed up.
Oompa Oomapa, stick it up your jumper (pronounced "joompa")
"I Am the Walrus"
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for Yvonne to come.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
"I Am the Walrus"
When you get down to the corner, rescue him
Sit you down father, rest you
"I Am the Walrus"
Yeah, yeah, have my fortune cookie
The man maintains a fortune
Spoken in the background
"I Am the Walrus"
Yellow mellow custard
Yellow matter custard
"I Am the Walrus"
You damn father! Bless you!
Sit you down, Father. Rest you!
"I Call Your Name"
Was I to blame for being a bear?
Was I to blame for being unfair?
"I Don't Want To Spoil The Party"
I don't want to swallow the potty so I'll go
I don't want to spoil the party, so I'll go
"I Don't Want To Spoil The Party"
It's not funny what I'd do
If she's not there.
There's no fun in what I do
If she's not there.
"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party"
I will take my little boyfriend to the show
or
I will take my disappointment to show
I would hate my disappointment to show
"I Feel Fine"
Cheesy love with me and I feel fine
She's in love with me and I feel fine
"I Feel Fine"
She's in love with me and a nappy all mine.
She's in love with me and I feel fine.
"I Me Mine"
B***ing off freely devine
Flowing more freely that wine
"I Me Mine"
Blowing off -really then- why?
Flowing more freely that wine.
"I Me Mine"
Ev'ryone's saying it blowing off freely the while
Ev'ryone's saying it flowing more freely than wine
"I Me Mine"
Everybody's naked.
Everybody's saying it.
John was not at the recording session.
"I Me Mine"
Flowing all free liter wine
Flowing more freely that wine
"I Me Mine"
I got a Phoebe mind.
I-I-me-me-mine
"I Me Mine"
I'm a mime
I Me Mine
"I Me Mine"
Ninety-Nine
I Me Mine
Agent Ninety-Nine from the sitcom Get Smart comes to mind.
"I Need You"
Said you had a single truth to tell me
Said you had a thing or two to tell me
"I Need You"
Said you had a thing go toot toot tell me
Said you had a thing or two to tell me
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And I held her hand and Maggie's.
And I held her hand in mine.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And I held her hand in Hawaii
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And I held her hand in I-90.
And I held her hand in mine.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And I held her hand in life
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And I held her hand in line
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was wavy arms and hair.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was wavy on the edge.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was wavy on the hair.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was wavy on the men.
or
And the way she looked was wavy on the mare.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond a man.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond command.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond her man.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond repair
And the way she looked was way beyond compare
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she looked was way beyond the mare.
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she moved was way beyond command.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
And the way she shook was wavy armpit hair
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing bare?
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
"I Saw Her Standing There"
How could I dance with her mother
When I saw her straggly hair?
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
"I Saw Her Standing There"
I saw her stand in bed.
I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
I saw her standing bare.
I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
I'll never dance with a number since I saw her standing there
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
"I Saw Her Standing There"
I'll never dance with my mother
'Cause I saw her underwear.
I'll never dance with another
Since I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
I'll never dance with your mother since your father's standing there
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
"I Saw Her Standing There"
One-two-three-bah!
One-two-three-four!
"I Saw Her Standing There"
One-two-three-f**k!
One-two-three-four
"I Saw Her Standing There"
The way she looked was way beyond her hair
The way she looked was way beyond compare
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand almighty!
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Well, my butt went poop
When I saw John Rupe.
Well, my heart went boom
When I crossed that room.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Well, my heart went zoom
when I crossed that room
Well, my heart went boom
when I crossed that room
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Well, she was just chili 'n' beans
Well, she was just seventeen
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Welshy was just seventeen.
Well, she was just seventeen.
"I Should Have Known Better"
And when I ask you to remind
And when I ask you to be mine
"I Should Have Known Better"
And when I ask you to rewind
And when I ask you to be mine
"I Should Have Known Better"
If this is love, you've got to give me Moe
Give me Moe, hey hey hey, give me Moe.
If this is love, you've got to give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I wanna B O man.
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I wanna Beatle man
I wanna be your man
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I wanna be a man.
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I wanna be a rubber band
Oh! I wanna be a man.
I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I wanna be your mother baby
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
I'm like a rubber band.
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Tell me that you love me baby
Let the others stand.
Tell me that you love me baby
Let me understand.
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
I wanna go to hell
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your hams
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand (German Version)"
Come get me by the hand.
Komm, gib mir deine hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
And when I got you, I'll feel happy inside.
And when I touch you, I feel happy inside.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
And when I touch you
I will have it inside.
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I get high,
I get high,
I get high!
I can't hide,
I can't hide,
I can't hide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I get high; I get high
I can't hide; I can't hide
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I get hives!
or
I get high!
I can't hide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I think you're nothing but a spazz.
I think you'll understand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your gland.
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your ham
Well, this isn't really misheard, it's just something you can hear once or twice in place of the title lyric. John Lennon was fooling around here.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your head.
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your man.
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hole your pants.
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
It's just the feeling that I love,
I get high,
I get high,
I get hiiiiiiiigh!
It's just the feeling that my love,
I can't hide,
I can't hide,
I can't hiiiiiiide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
It's such a feeling that my love
I get high, I get high, I get high
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Yeah you gag asunder
I think you'll understand,
when I say that Sonder
I want to hold your hand
Yeah, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your hand
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
A one-two
or
I won two
or
I wanta Jew
or
I wanna chew
or
Ah, won't you?
or
Why won't you?
I want you
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
I won't chew
I want to so bad.
I want you
I want you so bad.
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
She's so happy.
She's so heavy.
"I Want You/She's So Heavy"
She's so Heaven!
She's so heavy.
"I Want You/She's So Heavy"
She's so healthy.
She's so heavy.
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your hair
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I wanna hold your hams
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Ivana, hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
"I'll Be On My Way"
I'll be on my way...ho.
I'll be on my way home.
"I'll Be On My Way"
To where the winds don't blow,
and northern rivers flow
To where the winds don't blow,
and golden rivers flow
"I'll Cry Instead"
I get shy when the shark is Cher.
I get shy when they start to stare.
"I'll Cry Instead"
I get shy when the shark is dead.
I get shy when they start to stare.
"I'll Cry Instead"
I get shy when there's doctors there
I get shy when they start to stare
"I'll Cry Instead"
I got a trip to Majorca that's bigger than my feet.
I got a chip on my shoulder that's bigger than my feet.
"I'll Cry Instead"
If I could see you now,
I'd try to make you say it somehow
If I could see you now,
I'd try to make you sad somehow
"I'll Cry Instead"
Sue, you'd better hide all the girls.
(And when I) do you'd better hide all the girls.
"I'll Cry Instead"
You bet and have all the girls
I'm gonna make her heart go 'round the world.
You better hide all the girls
I'm gonna break their hearts all 'round the world.
"I'll Cry Instead"
You better hide all the girls
'Cause I'm gonna break their hearts
And go 'round the world.
You better hide all the girls
I'm gonna break their hearts
All 'round the world.
"I'll Follow The Sun"
One day you'll find that I have gum
One day, you'll find that I have gone.
"I'll Follow The Sun"
Though tomorrow may ring true, tonight I'll follow the sun.
But tommorow may rain so, I'll follow the sun.
"I'll Follow the Sun"
But tomorrow my Rachel, I'll follow the sun
But tomorrow may rain so, I'll follow the sun
"I'll Follow the Sun"
One day you'll look to see a gun
One day you'll look to see I've gone
"I'll Follow the Sun"
One day you'll look to see a gun
One day you'll look to see I've gone
"I'll Follow the Sun"
One day, you'll look to see I've a gun.
One day, you'll look to see I've gone.
"I'm A Loser"
And so it's true, tried complete, vor a vor.
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall.
"I'm A Loser"
I'm a loser, and I love someone who's mean to me.
I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to me.
"I'm A Loser"
She was a girl named Miriam, my friend
She was a girl in a million, my friend
"I'm Down (Take 1)"
That turned out good.
Hey, it's really good.
"I'm Down"
I'll give you a ride, but you know I'm down
How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
"I'm Down"
I'll give you love when I'm goin' down.
How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
"I'm Down"
Man buys one woman clothes to wear
Man buys ring, woman throws it away
"I'm Down"
Them bells ring with my clothes in a way
Man buys ring woman throws it away.
"I'm Down"
We're all alone and with nobody else,
You still monkey around with yourself.
We're all alone and there's nobody else,
You still moan, 'Keep your hands to yourself!'
"I'm Down"
We're all alone and with nobody else,
She still says 'no, keep your hands to yourself!'
We're all alone and there's nobody else,
You still moan, 'keep your hands to yourself!'
"I'm Down"
When bells ring
Dawn throws it away.
Man buys ring
Woman throws it away.
"I'm Down"
You tantalize thinking I can’t see
You tell lies thinking I can’t see
Dad grew up listening to The Beatles, heard this as a child.
"I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry Over You"
Gonna tell your mother and your butler, too
They'll say 'no' when I say 'one and one are two'.
Gonna tell my mama and my papa, too
So they'll know exactly what I'm gonna do.
"I'm Looking Through You"
I'm looking through you in my underwear.
I'm looking through you, but I don't know where.
The "underwear" line is sung on the "I Am Sam" sountrack cover of this song.
"I'm Looking Through You"
Love has the nasty habit of a disappearing oven knife.
Love has the nast habit of disappearing overnight.
"I'm Looking Through You"
Yeah, well, baby you've changed
Or maybe you've changed
"I'm Looking Through You"
You were a bird-brain, but not today
You were above me, but not today
"I'm Only Sleeping"
I don't mind, I think like crazy.
I don't mind, I think they're crazy.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
I'm still Johnny.
I'm still yawning.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Keep it a lie, all the world goin' by my window.
Keeping an eye on the world goin' by my window.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Keeping alive on the world goin' by my window.
Keeping an eye on the world goin' by my window.
"I'm So Tired"
A cat's up my brain.
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
And curse the walls around me.
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
"I'm So Tired"
And curse the walls around me
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
"I'm So Tired"
And curse the world around me
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
"I'm So Tired"
But it's just mo-jo
It's doing me harm.
But it's no joke
It's doing me harm.
"I'm So Tired"
I can't stop the train
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
I canceled the train
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
I'll have another cigarette and curse the walls around me
You are such a stupid git
I'll have another cigarette and curse Sir Walter Raleigh
(He was such a stupid git)
"I'm So Tired"
The cat's got my brain.
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
You say you wouldn't be wantin' me, no Joe,
It's two in the morning and I can't sleep,
The cat's got my brain, you know it's knee deep,
I'm going insane
You'd say I'm puttin' you on, but it's no joke,
It's doing me harm, you know I can't sleep
I can't stop my brain, you know it's three weeks
I'm going insane
"I'm So Tired"
You'd say, 'pudding and yarn'
But this mojo is doin' me harm.
You'd say, I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doin' me harm.
"I've Got A Feeling"
I've got a filling.
I've got a feeling.
"I've Got A Feeling"
My sunburn's peeling.
I've got a feeling.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
And Jiggy's calling me back again.
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
And she keeps calling, 'Be back again!'
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Angie keps calling: 'be back again!'
And she keeps callin' me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Falling, yes I am falling,
chickens are calling, me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
and she keeps calling me back again
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this - There is no such performer as Across The Universe. That happens to be another song by the Beatles.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Farming, yes I am farming
And she keeps calling be back again.
Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
I want all the world to see me black
I want all the world to see we've met
"I've Just Seen A Face"
I'd have never been a girl.
I'd have never been aware.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
I've just seen a face I can't forget
I'm gonna get a all nice and wet.
I've just seen a face I can't forget
The time or place where we first met.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
I've just seen a face I can't forget
I'm gonna get a great big net
I've just seen a face I can't forget
the time or place where we first met
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Maggie's just the girl for me.
She's just the girl for me.
"I've Just Seen a Face"
Spawning, yes I am spawning
And she keeps calling me back again
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling me back again
To this day, I sing the misheard lyrics just for fun!
"If I Fell"
'Cause I could in Santa Fe
'Cause I couldn't stand the pain
"If I Fell"
When she lands, we ought to.
When she learns we are two.
"If You've Got Trouble"
You'd better take yourself home,
no one can and Ringo too
You'd better take yourself home,
go and count a ring or two
"If You've Got Trouble"
You'd better take yourself home
No one cares a Ringo tune.
You'd better take yourself home
Go and count a ring or two.
"In My Life"
All these places have their mornings
All these places have their moments
"In My Life"
In my life, I loved the mall.
In my life, I've loved them all.
"In My Life"
Some are dead and some are livid
Some are dead and some are living
"In Spite Of All The Danger"
And let me sing for you,
anything you want me to
I'll do anything for you,
anything you want me to
"Inner Groove"
I wouldn't have it any other way
Never could see any other way
"Inner Groove"
Never to see Annie of the word
Never could see any other way
This is the hidden track on the CD version of The Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." It's the very last track.
"It Won't Be Long"
Now I know that you won't beat me no more.
Now I know that you won't leave me no more.
"It Won't Be Long"
You won't beat me no more.
You won't leave me no more.
"It's Only Love"
Why am I so shy when I'm inside you?
Why am I so shy when I'm beside you?
"Julia"
Julia, Julia, more and more touch me
Julia, Julia, morning moon, touch me
"Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey"
Ah, Kansas City
Gonna get my mini van home.
Ah, Kansas City
Gonna get my baby back home.
"Kansas City"
Beware of porn.
Though we're apart
"Lady Madonna"
A chillin' nacho bean
Wonders how you manage to make, hey that's me.
Children at your feet
Wonders how you manage to make ends meet.
"Lady Madonna"
Abe Vigoda, babies at your breast
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
"Lady Madonna"
Baby Madonna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Big feet pajamas
Children at your feet
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Big green banana
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Children natural fiend
Wonders how you manage to make, hey that's me
Children at your feet
Wonders how you manage to make ends meet
"Lady Madonna"
Cleaning for Donna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Did you think that money was never sent?
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?
"Lady Madonna"
Did you think that money was seven cents?
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?
"Lady Madonna"
Friday night arrives without a fruitcake
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
"Lady Madonna"
Knee deep and under, chewin' at your feet.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Knee deep in donuts
Lady Madonna
A lot of people thought it was Ringo singing this song... actually it was Paul McCartney. His explanation: 'I was using my 'Fats Domino' voice on this bit.'
"Lady Madonna"
Knee deep in doughnuts,
children at your feet
Lady Madonna,
children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Knee deep in doughnuts
Lady Madonna
This song can sound like this because it is pronounced 'Lady Madoenna.'
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Godiva, children at your feet
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Godiva, chocolate on your feet
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Madonna, children ask your feet.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Madonna, meet me at your breast.
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast.
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Madonna, terminate your feet.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Madonna
Children with pigs' feet.
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Lady Madonna
Chili anchovy
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Lady banana. Children at your feet
Lady Madonna. Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Leedee bedodder
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Libby and Madonna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Liddy and Madonna
or
Libyan Madonna
or
Liberal Madonna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Maybe Madonna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Maybe ya gotta try it on the bed
Lady Madonna lyin' on the bed
"Lady Madonna"
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs.
See how they run!
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run!
"Lady Madonna"
Monday's child learned to tie his shoelace.
See how they run.
Monday's child learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.
"Lady Madonna"
Monday's chowder has learned to tie his bootlegs.
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
"Lady Madonna"
Sunday morning greets me like a nun.
Sunday morning creeping like a nun.
"Lady Madonna"
V.D. Madonna
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Wendy's child has learned to tie his boot lace.
Monday's child has learned to tie boot lace.
"Lady Madonna"
Who buys the money when you pay the rent?
Who finds the money when you pay the rent?
"Lady Madonna"
Wonder how you manage to beat the rest.
Wonder how you manage to feed the rest.
"Lady Madonna"
Wonder how you manage to make mince-meat?
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet?
"Let It Be"
A&P
Let it be
"Let It Be"
And in my armoured topless, she is standing right in front of me
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
And in my art of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
or
And in my armored darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
And in my hour of darkness, cheese's standing right in front of me.
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
And in my hour of doctors, she is standing right in front of me.
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
And in my orthodontist
And in my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
And in my own dauntless
And in my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
And though they may be ribald, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
or
And though they may be maudlin, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
"Let It Be"
Crisp the words of wisdom
Whisper words of wisdom
"Let It Be"
For though they may be pardoned
For though they may be parted
"Let It Be"
In my own pajamas
In my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
Lady B.
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Larry pee
Larry pee.
Let it be
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Leaded bee
Let it be
"Let It Be"
Lennon be
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Les p'tites b***s
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Let me pee.
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Let me pee
Let me pee.
Let it be
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Letter B
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Letter B
Let it be
Heading for the downfall of the American way of life as we know it.
"Let It Be"
Letter b
Let it be
"Let It Be"
Little bee
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Medipede
Let It Be
"Let It Be"
Mother Mary comforts me
Mother Mary comes to me
"Let It Be"
Speaking words of Quizno, let it be.
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
This is what my son was singing the other day. Asked him to sing it again. Yup. Words of Quiznos. (**Editor's note: This would be an anachronism, however, since the Quiznos fast food chain wasn't established until the early 1980's. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.)
"Let It Be"
Speaking words of wisdom, Leonard Bee.
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
"Let It Be"
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B.
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Speaking words of wiz-bum.
Speaking words of wisdom.
"Let It Be"
There will be a cancer, let it be
There will be an answer, let it be
"Let It Be"
They will leave Bonanza
There will be an answer
"Let It Be"
Though the baby farted
Though they may be parted
"Let It Be"
Whisper words of women.
Whisper words of wisdom.
"Let it Be"
Let him pee
Let it be
"Little Child"
If you want someone to make a fist so fine.
If you want someone to make you feel so fine.
"Love Me Do"
Love me, cool!
Love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Love me, too.
Love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Love, love my doo
You know it loves you
I'll always be true
To peas, so love my doo.
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Rub me, too
Love me do
"Love Me Do"
So plea-ea-ea-ease love me, too
So plea-ea-ea-ease love me do
"Love Me Do"
You know I want to
You know I love you
"Love You To"
Love me while you can
For the depth of man
Love me while you can
Before I'm a dead old man
"Lovely Rita"
Ararita, meter made
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
took her home I really made it
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
took her home and nearly made it
"Lovely Rita"
Leroy Lita, Lita's gay.
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Love me, Mieter, Mieter man.
Lovely Rita, meter maid
'Mieter' is German for 'tenant'.
"Lovely Rita"
Lovely Rita Mita May
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Lovely Rita, beef chow mein
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Lovely Rita, meet her maid.
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Lovely Rita, pizza face
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Lovely retard/meter maid
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Took her out and tried her wiener.
Took her out and tried to win her.
"Lovely Rita"
Ugly Rita, Rita May
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
A girl with colitis go by
A girl with kalidescope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
A girl with colitis goes by.
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
A girl with colitis walks by.
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
A girl with the Linus goes by.
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Brown paper packages leer on the chore
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Look into the sky, the sky.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Loosely in the sky with Simon.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Loosely in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy and this guy was drivin'.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy and this guy with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy bleeding with the diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy got high with Linus.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with Linus.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sacrifice
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the skies with almonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky and flyin'
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with Dinah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with Linus
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with Pam is
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with Primus.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with Simon
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with diapers.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with donuts.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky with vitamins.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky would die.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy in the sky, likes pie, man.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy is the guy for Simon
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy is this guy with diamonds!
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy was a cow that died.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy's getting high with Linus
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy's in a fight with Linus!
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy's in a pie with diamonds.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy's in disguise with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy's into styrofoam diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Lucy, kiss the guy beside me.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Newspaper tax is the pear of the show
Waiting to take you away.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Newspaper taxis the beer on the shore.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters that are licking their thighs.
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Poesy in the sky with diamonds.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Sellotaped flowers of yellow and green
Toilet ring over your head.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Snoopy and the guys with Linus.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Snoopy's in the sky, he's divin'.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
The girl with colitis goes by.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl so incredibly high
That grow so incredibly high
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with a Linus goes by.
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with colitis goes blind.
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with colitis goes by.
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
This has been entered several times - however, none of them mention that this one was used as a joke in The Nanny.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with colitus goes by
The girl with kalaidescope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with the lightest copes by.
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The smell of colitis goes by.
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
You see in the sky and die with this
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
You think a taxi's a bear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
You've paid the tax, he's the queer of the shore.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
You've paid the taxes, the beer on the shore.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy and this guy named Linus
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy in disguise with Donna
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy's in disguise in China
or
Lucy and her big vagina
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Lucy's in the sky and diamonds.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow flies
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
"Maggie Mae"
'Tiz the part of Liverpool
Vera took me to.
To the port of Liverpool
They returned me to.
"Maggie Mae"
It's the Carter's Liver Pill
To the port of Liverpool
"Maggie Mae"
Oh dirty Maggie Mae, they have taken her away
And she'll never walk down life's streets anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her, robbin' the home o' Bounder
That dirty no-good lovin' Maggie Mae she's the fount of livin' ills, for every dermy too
A quid five ten a week that was my pay
Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her for robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing Maggie Mae
This is a part of Liverpool, they returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay
"Magical Mystery Tour"
All aboard the mystery whore.
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Allah, Allah loves the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Allah. Allah aboard on the mystery tour.
Roll up. Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Hold on for the mystery tour.
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
La la! The Magical Mystery Tour
Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour!
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Magical Mystery Toes
Magical Mystery Tour
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Pull up, pull up for the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Roll up
Bad-da-dup Ba-da-deep-ba-dee Tour
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Torah.
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Rollo, Rollover the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Sell out for the mystery, girl
or
Roll out for the mystery whore
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Shamma-La-la-la-la!
Shamma-La to the mystery store!
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
The Magical Mystery Tour is humping to take you away
The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Trollop the great mystery whore
or
Sold out of the mystery tours
or
Shallot of the mystery, swore.
Aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Wal-lah!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
or
Voila!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Matchbox"
Let me be your little dog, 'til your baked out tongue.
Let me be your little dog, 'til your big dog comes.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fooligan.
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Gang bang Maxwell's siver hammer came down on her head.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
He grips her from behind
He creeps up from behind
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Joan S. Whizzical,
studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times that must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
or
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot-be so...' oh oh oh P. C.
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing fifty times 'I must not be so..oh..oh..oh P. C.'
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Joan S. Whizzical
Studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times That must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so...' oh oh oh Precinct
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Joan was quizzical
Sturdy, fat, and physical
Science in the form.
Joan was quizzical
Studied Pataphysical
Science in the home.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Late nights all alone with a test due
Late nights all alone with a test tube
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Late nights all alone with a test you know.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Late nights all alone with a texture
Late nights all alone with a test tube
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Maxwell Edison major ring in medicine
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the picture sho-o-o-ow?'
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh oh oh.
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh oh oh oh.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Writing 50 lines 'I must not be soooo.'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Writing 50 times 'I must not soooap.'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot bes-o...'
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so-o...'
"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer"
Steal the hammer, man!
Silver hammer man!
"Mean Mister Mustard"
S***s in the dark trying to save paper.
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Always shouts at something unseen.
Always shouts out something obscene.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a coconut
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps a tampon nailed to his nose.
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps a tampon rolled up his nose
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps a ten-bob rolled up his nose.
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps a ten-buck note up his nose
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps a tin pot roll up his nose.
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps some ten mark note up his nose.
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Keeps some tin foil rolled up his nose
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
"Michelle"
Michelle, Ma Bell
Someday monkeys won't traipse in on time
Traipse in on time.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, Ma Bell
Sunday morn' keep on play piano 'n songs
Play piano 'n songs.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, My Belle
Sunday, Money bone tray
Piano son
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, je m'appelle
Michelle, ma belle.
"Michelle"
Michelle, ma belle Someday monkeys won't play piano songs. Play piano songs. [Or some people say the lyrics: "monkeys will play piano songs"].
Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, ma belle
Someday monkey won't play piano song
Play piano song
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday Monk, he wants to ban odd socks
To ban odd socks
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday monkey won't play piano song
Play piano songs.
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday-monkey won't try piano songs.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont trés bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my Bell,
Sunday morning we play piano songs,
play piano songs
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Michelle, my Belle,
Sunday monkey won't play piano songs,
play piano songs
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Michelle, my Belle
Sunday morn' keep on play piano 'n song
Play piano 'n song.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bear
Something wrong, he won't play a game or song
Play a game or song.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell,
someday monkey won't play piano song
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell
Sunday monkey bone-tray piano song
Play piano some
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell
Someday monkey play piano song
Play piano song.
Michelle, ma belle
Sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell
Someday monkeys won't get in on Sunday
Train been on Sunday.
Michelle, ma belle
Sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell
Soulless monkey fortress be in sample turns, be in sample.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my bell, sunny monkeys bang on piano songs, bang on them songs
or
Michelle, my belle, Sunday morning play pian' ensem', play pian' ensem-buh
or
Michelle, my belle, Sunday morning play pian' ensem', play pian' ensem-buh
Michelle, ma belle, sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
Translation: "My beauty, these are words that go together well" ma belle: my beauty sont: are des mots: words qui: that vont: go tres bien: very good (well) ensemble: together
"Michelle"
Michelle, my belle.
Something makes Yvonne play bad old songs
Play bad old songs
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my belle
Someday monkey won't play a piano song
Play piano song.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my belle
Something's wrong, he won't play piano songs
Play piano songs.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Michelle, my belle
Sunday, Monday, don't play piano, son.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Someday monkey won't play piano ensemble.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Someday monkey's gon' play piano song
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Someday mookey won't play piano
Some play piano some.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Someday more keep on play piano song
Play piano song.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Someday, we'll keep on tre bien ensemble
Tre bien ensemle.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Sunday Donkey Kong play piano song
Play piano song.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Sunday morning's come,
play piano some,
play piano some
Sont des mots qui vont
tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Mother Nature's Son"
Oya Poya; Country boy
Born a poor young country boy
"Mother Nature's Son"
Sit beside a mountain stream
Cedar waters rise.
Sit beside a mountain stream
See her waters rise.
"Mr. Moonlight"
Here I am on my knees, begin if you please
Here I am on my knees begging if you please
"Mr. Moonlight"
I'm a Nazi! Don't come my way!