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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Beatles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 gays a week,I love you
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight gays so weak, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey Louise, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Jane Louise! I love you!
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heydays are weak.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week.
Either it's a classic case of youthful overstatement, or he finds loving her really heavy going!
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate dates all week, above you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate your cheeks! I dove you!
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love you every day girl
Always on my man.
Original Lyrics:
Love you every day girl
Always on my mind.
"8 Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
May days are weak, a lord will.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house at all.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Alms DePaul.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we sure how many holes it takes to fill the house at all?
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read the news today, old boy
Original Lyrics:
I read the news today, oh boy
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the phonograph.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the photograph.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the photographed hand.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the photograph.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the photographer.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the photograph.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Whores.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of cards.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house or Paul.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house of law.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Porn.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house or floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was gonna have the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
That he was from the house of George.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but he was just showing he was from the House of Lords.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but he was really showing
He was from the House of Lords.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, now they know how many holes it takes to fill an armored car.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an armoured molehill.
Original Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an ounce of hall.
Original Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day in The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill Al Capone.
Original Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day in The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day in The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many whores it took to feel the alcohol.
Original Lyrics:
Do you know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?
"A Day in The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor Charlie had just won the war.
Original Lyrics:
The English Army had just won the war.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been sleepin' like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And ive been sleeping with a hog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find a broken canoe.
Original Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get you a loan
Original Lyrics:
And when I get you alone.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I come home to you
I wanna spit in your stew.
Original Lyrics:
But when I come home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I come home to you
I've got the dishes to do.
Original Lyrics:
But when I get home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am as steep as a log.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a dog.
or
I should be sleeping like I love.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a hog
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sweepin' like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been peepin' like a hog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walking like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working like a dog.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I don't p*ss and don't moan.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I really want to eat foam.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I unearth cardamom.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
Cardamom is an obscure spice.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So then I mention I'm home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I answered the phone
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I get tout le monde.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I let you come home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I left you the moon.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I love to come home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I mention I'm home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I love 'til I'm home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I love to come home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I love to come home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I mention I'm home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I on earth should I roam?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cos when I get you alone
You know I feel all gay.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cos when I get you alone
You know I feel okay.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I love to come home
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
When 'A Hard Day's Night' appears in Danish songbooks, it invariably sprouts this line ( that is, the misheard one ). It might be fair to surmise that the mishearing has been comitted at a fairly early point in the song's career. Of course, it might be equally fair to suggest, that maybe it is the internationally accepted version that stems from an ancient mishearing.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm wrong, everything seems to be right.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm home, everything seems to be right.
"A Hard Days Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a dove.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And a bee hits a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And the beat hits you too.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of friends?
Original Lyrics:
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of pleasure?
"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips I'm gettin'.
Original Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips again.
"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peel apart my lips again.
Original Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips again.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chai caruah deja
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of David
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of papers oh
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cincinnati Bengals
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, ommmmm
Note: 'Jai Guru Deva' is a tribute to the Maharishi's guru, Jai Guru Dev. The 'ommmmm' sound is the sound made while meditating. This was on a tv special about the Beatles.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack a brew, David-a.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry to you danger.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you good day job, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaga wookie diva, its on!!!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide the gruel, David.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
High school daze ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come to rue day jobs!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got all day now.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
J'ai couru deja vu
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
The misheard lyric is French for "I ran already seen".
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack A Roo Daily
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack a roo days gone.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack a-rootin' Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack grew days of love oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack it up Daivd, um.
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack of all trade, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the gay devil
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the rude tailor
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo David
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo a Davis
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva um
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacka new ra day-a ahhhh
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day by ommmm
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deya, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-car, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-glo
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo daylight om.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
A jackaroo is an Australian cowboy.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive guru Dave, huh?
or
Childhood days are gone now.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive guru Dave, huh?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jockaroo baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny grew over David.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jolly good ole Davo.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave, Ah!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Deva Oh
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daisies
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo dangerous
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daydream
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daylight
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo days, ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo days, love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blue day oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cool day.
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day of love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day-a.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a groovy day it was.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a new day that comes.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a roo day va
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a room, day's lie, ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai gru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude day of love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ruined days work
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rural daisy
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the rude days have gone.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroon Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroooon day, babe
or
Macaroooooon daja
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin's gonna change my worm.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's gonna change my world.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, David, Oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raichu rules divas, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
'Raichu' is the evolved form of Pikachu.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shackled in chains
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo Dave, ah.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to move on, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trashed the roo-oom days ago, ah.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try a cool daylight on.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try guru Dave ooooom.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to eat potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the river.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We eat less and are dying, love.
Original Lyrics:
Limitless undying love
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ever gave her?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are flowing on like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they slith away all across the universe
Got a get over days la.
Original Lyrics:
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Jai guru deva om.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cackarooroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Che guru devra ohhhhhhhmmm
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of the devil
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
J***ing off daliy, ohh!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jaaaack a roo ooo dayees love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack 'll rule the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the new day clerk
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-Ruby Diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-o
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day there
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My guru's name is Love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tag arooo de voila
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tatooine daylight
or
Tatter rune day-a
or
Tatter rune day-a
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
They slither wildly as
they slip away across the universe
Original Lyrics:
They slither while they pass,
they slip away across the universe
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger ooh day, the...
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo Dave, Allah, Om.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Triangle ooo day va home
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to rule, daybird?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
shy guru day spa
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, Pete
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
Original Lyrics:
I repeat
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houldy old dough
Original Lyrics:
Oh di Yoko
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, die Yoko!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, di Yoko.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then war I'm away
All right, home everyday.
Original Lyrics:
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then while I'm away, I'll ride home every day.
Original Lyrics:
And then while I'm away, I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your byes and I'll miss you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes in the miss you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes in the mist, you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pretend I am missing
The lips I ain't kissing.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pretend I am kissing
The lips I am missing.
"All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the ship! Shock the tree!
Original Lyrics:
Sail the ship! Chop the tree!
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All Anita's love
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you me does laugh.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is bugs.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is drug.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is slugs.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your nededles love
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, blah
Original Lyrics:
Love, love, love
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Epidalamee
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How ya doin' guv'?
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a hollyday.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a honey bee.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is on your knee.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one you can shave that can't be shaved.
Original Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be saved.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No song you can sing that isn't sung.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing that you sing can't be sung.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, he's dead
[Later}
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday
[Later]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"All You Need is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be sung
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
Original Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be saved
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love like her will never die.
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love fur.
Original Lyrics:
And I love her.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you saw my love
You'd number 2.
Original Lyrics:
And if you saw my love
You'd love her, too.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love like I will never die.
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my car, will never die
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything internally.
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and t**ty squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tender leaves
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tender veal
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be a Vulcan
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be a walkin'.
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken.
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be unspoken
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken
"Anna (Go To Him)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anna, just one more finger
Original Lyrics:
Anna, just one more thing girl
"Any Time At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time a doll
Original Lyrics:
Any time at all
"Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we wind
Original Lyrics:
Ask me why.
"Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're mine,
my happiness near makes me cry
Original Lyrics:
Now you're mine,
my happiness still makes me cry
"Baby You're A Rich Man Too."
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you're a b**** man too.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you're a rich fat Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart as the eye can see
Original Lyrics:
Far as the eye can see
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich Mantu.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich babboon.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich man's tool.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to A naturally
Original Lyrics:
Tuned to a natural E
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to it naturally.
Original Lyrics:
Tuned to A natural E.
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich fat Jew
or
Baby you're a rich f** Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mojo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
or
And JoJo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
Those short-shorts always on my my my my my my my mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The U.S.S.R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jujubees always always on my my my my my mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful fight.
Original Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way the paperback was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
Original Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way the paperback was on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backin' the USSR
Original Lyrics:
Back in the USSR
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue in from Miami Beach, we know, you see.
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey from Miami Beach
Original Lyrics:
Due in from Miami Beach
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear you bellow like it's raining out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your ballerakas ringing out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your battleaxes ringing out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round your Smokey Mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round, there's no big mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me round your sloppy mountains way out south
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lonely you are, boy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lovely you are, boys.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, horse.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The Ussr"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the weight of paperback was on my knee.
or
Oh, the weighted paper bag was on my knee.
Original Lyrics:
All the way, the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back in the U.S.S.R"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jo-jo's always on my my my my my mind
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind
"Back in the U.S.S.R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy disco microphone
Original Lyrics:
Honey disconnect the phone
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me round the Snow-Pig mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the third-grade girls really knock me out
Original Lyrics:
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Julia we hate yourself
Original Lyrics:
Hey junior, behave yourself
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Judith, behave yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Junior, behave yourself.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid would like a trip to Vienna.
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dark at Southampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the darkness of Hampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hamilton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock at Southampton
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the markets of Hampton
or
Standing in the dark at Southhampton.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking in Al Bhed for a week.
Original Lyrics:
Talking in our beds for a week.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get marred and get a sprain.
Original Lyrics:
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
"Ballad of John & Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hampton.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of course Henry, the wh*re's dance is the waltz!
Original Lyrics:
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the worst.
Original Lyrics:
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the Waltz.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the benefit of Mr. S****.
Original Lyrics:
For the benefit of Mr. Kite.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablos Bank is there--what a scene
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten summersaults he'll undertake on solid ground
Original Lyrics:
Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablos Bank is square--what a scene.
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla Pavlo, Franc Astaire--what a scene!
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene!
"Being For The Benifit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques fair, have you seen it
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benifit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later Pablo Bank is there, what a seen
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wellus my birthday to you
or
Big birthday to ya
or
Big birthday to ya
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, Yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me)
Original Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walrus for my birthday, woo
or
Well slap happy to ya!
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're gonna have to do you.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a garden party.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a private party.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a-party, hardy
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to the fire department.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you choose birthday
Original Lyrics:
You say it's your birthday
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbirds singing in my bed at night
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbirds singing in the ghetto night.
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were only waiting for the Mormons to arrive.
Original Lyrics:
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were only waiting for the smog to arrive.
Original Lyrics:
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't be long for I may be asleep
Original Lyrics:
Please don't be long or I may be asleep
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog on Penny Lane.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon Elaine.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon a lake
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon her leg.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a frog upon a lake.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Bluejay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bog along the way.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Bluejay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dog upon the lane.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been told by a gorgeous girl
Original Lyrics:
I been told when a boy kiss a girl
"Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Buffalo Bill!
Who did you kill, Buffalo Bill?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Bungalow Bill!
What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
"Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother battered him.
Original Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bobby loves her.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bonny love hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonnie Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp Bunny Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp by me, love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can Bobby love her?
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't Bobby Love?
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't bummy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy be lunch
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy malt loaf
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy meatloaf
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canned Puppy Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come peel my spuds, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Babilone!
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Bobby Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got puppy love, Evelyn tells me so.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to box for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to march for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to matrimony.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to munch for money
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care too munch for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't give two f***s for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's puppy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken 'n' Barbie Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kent Bobby Love
Kent bobby love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky Love Boat
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kint Babby Lub
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Li'l puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magda can buy me love.
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monty can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love
'Monty Can't Buy Me Love' was the name of a Simpsons episode.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mono can buy me love.
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mummy, can't baby love?
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bonny Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That funky love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's puppy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Commie love show
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Chains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips look sweet
Original Lyrics:
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips are sweet
"Christmas time is here again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you teen spellers out
Original Lyrics:
O-U-T spells out
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, on your knees.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, ovary.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, bozo wheat.
or
Come together, right now, close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, do re mi.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, for the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, form the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Overby.
Original Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just poops and he pees.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a yolk or he'll just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Forrest Gump
He got on a sideboard
He want spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Morris Gumboot
He got on a sidecar
He want spinal flacker
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus bingo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus gumboot
He got, oh, no sidebone
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production; he caught Bryant Gumble.
He got Ono Cyborg; he wants spider crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production; he got walrus gumboot.
He got Ono sideboard; he one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gum-boot
He got oh, no sideburns!
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo
He got off the sidewalk
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gunboats
He got Ono psycho
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus bingo
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He buy production
He got walrus gumbo
He got ono cyborg
He won spinal crack-up.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come old black top
He came movin' up stoley
He got ju-ju pie ball
He drinks Holy water
He got feet down to his knee
Likes to wear a choker
He don't do what he needs.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got Joo Joo eyeball
He want holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come on Flat Top
or
He come off Flat Top.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come over black top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got juju eyeballs
He got early roller.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one holy roller.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Mork and Mindy.
Original Lyrics:
He got Monkey Finger.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono socko
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumbo
Original Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumboot
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got all no sad b***.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got ju-ju eyeballs
He one walrus scumbal.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got koo-koo eyeballs
He want walrus gumball.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walrus scoldrum.
Original Lyrics:
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got working finger.
or
He got murky finger.
Original Lyrics:
He got monkey finger.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got, oh no, sideburns.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He want Mojo Filker
Original Lyrics:
He one Mojo filter
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got Georgia football
He got mockin' finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
Original Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got bags and duck, son
He's got walrus scumboo
He's go oh no sidebone
He likes spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Mmmmm, spinal crackers!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come ol' bad dog.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come old flak top
He got movin' up soley
He got juju eyeball
He want Holy molar
He got down below his knee
Got to be a choker
He just do what he feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his entrée, you can feel his disease.
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marihuana, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
Original Lyrics:
muddy water, he one mojo filter
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
John was actually chanting "Shoot me" during the instrumental breaks. (hence the misheard "sh*t") In the final album release, it was partially covered by the bass riff, but in the earlier version released on the Anthology, it is quite clear.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop.
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop
Original Lyrics:
Sh!
At the beginning of the song, Ringo Starr used elaborate special microphone configuration to achieve the tight rifle-shot snare beats.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shotgun
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
The words 'shoot me' are covered up by the bass guitar. If you ever get a chance to hear a version without bass, it says 'shoot me' very clearly.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trojan Football
Original Lyrics:
Toe jam football
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water, water, water's free
Original Lyrics:
One and one and one is three
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonky finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on flat top
You've got groovin' up slowly
You've got choo choo eyeballs
You've got holy mojo.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju ju eyeball
He want holy roller.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird Museum
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With the message
At the local Dairy Queen.
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The king was in the garbage picking flowers.
Original Lyrics:
The king was in the garden picking flowers.
"Cry, Baby, Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die, baby, die.
Original Lyrics:
Cry, baby, cry
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day dribber, day dribber, yeah.
or
Daydreamer, daydreamer, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Day tripper, day tripper, yeah.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay stripper
Original Lyrics:
Day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got it the feelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Got a good reason.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
P**** teaser
Original Lyrics:
Big teaser
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has to pay tripple for a one way ticket, yeah
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper a one way ticket, yeah
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only played one last time
Original Lyrics:
She only played one-night stands
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
A one leg driver yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
A Sunday driver yeah.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a dead ringer.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a state trooper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a daydreamer
or
She was a gay stripper
or
She was at Dage River
or
She was at Dage River
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took Miss Hathaway there.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a p**** teaser
She took me half the way there now.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She led me half the way there now.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a prick teaser
She took me half the way there
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
"Daytripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a day triplet.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Daytripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper
Hallway chicken. yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She was a daytripper
One-way ticket, yeah.
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Brutus
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear boobies
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear puddings
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep blueness
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
They chew apart of everything
Original Lyrics:
That you are part of everything
"Dec. 1963"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wencelas last looked out
On the feast of Steven
As the slow ray round about
Deep and crisp and crispy
Brightly shown the boot last night
On the nasty cruel
Henry Hall and David Lloyd Betty Grable to.
Original Lyrics:
Ho! Good king Wencelas looked out
On the feast of Steven
Ho! As the slow ray 'round about
Deep and crisp and crispy
Brightly shown the boot last night
On the mossty cruel
Henry Hall and David Lloyd, Betty Grable too-oo-oo.
"Dec. 1963"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time last year we were all dead chopped
Because 'Love Me Do' got into top 20
And we can't believe Rita that so many things happened in between already.
Original Lyrics:
This time last year we were all dead chuffed
Because 'Love Me Do' got into the top twenty
And we can't believe really that so many things have happened in between already.
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote a story
Where you can imitate everyone you know.
Original Lyrics:
I roll a stony
Well you can imitate everyone you know.
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I dig capone
Original Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I dig a pony
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can celebrate anything you own.
or
You can celebrate anything you're on.
Original Lyrics:
You can celebrate anything you want.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by George - he would!
And now we`d like to thank all the angels, come...
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hark, the Angels Come.'
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hour of the Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Worgie
Now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angel's Scum'.
or
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood.
Now we'd like to do 'The Hour The Angels Come'.
or
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood.
Now we'd like to do 'Out The Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Ark The Angel's Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Woood
Now we'd like to do 'The Hour The Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Dig It' by Georgie-Worgie-Poo
And now we'd like to do 'Howard The Angel-Stump'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you come on near
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you call my name
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
how cares you look so fine?
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
ooh, girl, you look so fine.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the storm
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the stroll
"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to know a cigarette?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to know a secret?
"Do You Want to Know a Secret?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasant, choose your fawns and snowy egrets
Original Lyrics:
Listen, do you want to know a secret
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows, just Sweet Tooth
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows, just we two.
"Doctor Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Robot
Original Lyrics:
Doctor Robert
"Don't Bother Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just not right
when every night
I moan alone
Original Lyrics:
It's just not right
when every night
I'm all alone
"Don't Bother Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she's been gone,
I wonder what to talk to me
Original Lyrics:
Since she's been gone,
I want no one to talk to me
"Don't Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the clock a-tickin'
I'm the man, Michelle
Original Lyrics:
I hear the clock a-tickin'
on the mantle shelf
"Don't Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your head
Original Lyrics:
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your hair
"Dr. Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a man, you must believe (me).
Original Lyrics:
He's a man you must believe.
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her my penis , it's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts ,.....................
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told that girl that my d*** was like wood.
Original Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prospects were good.
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prostate was good
Original Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prospects were good
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working for penis
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 days Louise, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 gays Louis, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8th day of the week, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS makes you weak, I lo-o-o-o- low it.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I lo-o-o-o-love you.
Editor's note: This song actually predates the discovery of the AIDS virus, but maybe the person who submitted this lyric misheard it after the virus was discovered.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't they Louise
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't they sweet
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days of tweak, I love glue.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days of weed, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight ways to eat, I f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey, Louise!
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey say Louise
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Dais-a-Weese
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, little weed!
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the homely people
Original Lyrics:
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, looking scary homeless people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, to get over lonely people
Original Lyrics:
Oh, look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bloody people
Original Lyrics:
All the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the lovely people,
Where do they all come from
Original Lyrics:
All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling it sucks in the night
when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling it sucks
or
Darling he sucks
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Died in a church and was buried alone with a name.
Original Lyrics:
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donning his socks in the night when no one is there
What does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What does he care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotting his socks in the night when nobody cares
Why does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotting his socks with the knife when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Ribgy
picks up her eyes from the church where a wedding has been
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried alive the next day.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks at her rice in a church where a wedding is being
Spits at the dean.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been
Is it a dream?
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her rites in the church where her wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor raped me.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie,
Downing his shots in the night when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie,
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Donning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Drowning his shops in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the death from his hands as he walks from the grave.
Original Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Nodding his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guarding his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen of Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at all the lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at all the lovely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at older, lovely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking over lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ironing his socks in the night when nobody's there
What does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at all the lowly people
Original Lyrics:
Look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up her eyes in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up her ice in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up the lice in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing the face that she keeps for her job by the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
"Every Little Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm thinking about her now
Original Lyrics:
Can't stop thinking about her now
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide (...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my sensei.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my monkey.
The full song title: 'Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except Me And My Monkey').
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's trying to beat my baby.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's trying to be my baby.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took her home I had 'an ice cream date'.
Original Lyrics:
'Fore I got home, I had nineteen dates.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took her home and had an ice cream cake.
Original Lyrics:
Took her home and had a nice, clean date.
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the Beatles standing there.
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there.
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly Beatles standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"For No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the sound blasted ears.
Original Lyrics:
A love that should have lasted years
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you're Sweden, lovely girl
Original Lyrics:
Because you're sweet and lovely, girl
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you more than Africa, I do.
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than ever girl, I do.
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elbow James got nothing on this baby.
Original Lyrics:
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Original Lyrics:
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Elmore James was a blues slide guitar legend.
"Free as a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old, old men cry
Original Lyrics:
Home, home and dry
"From Me To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart and also two
Original Lyrics:
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart, that's oh so true
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I LOVE that sweater
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loathe that sweater
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a low deck sweater.
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boston California grand.
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some California a**
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some kind of pornograph
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Prunella!
Original Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, you loner.
Original Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, Gorilla
Your mommy's waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Loretta
Your mommy's waiting for you.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get whacked, get whacked...
Original Lyrics:
Get back, get back...
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo lived his own in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
for some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a goner.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was an owner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, California past.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
JoJo lift his arm into South Arizona.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his arm in Tuscon, Arizona.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Bought some California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California mass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Boston, California a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Far from California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home into some hairy zoner.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lift his arm in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, Californial grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lift his arm into some Arizona for some California grass
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lived his whole life Tombstone, Arizona
Forcing California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man and Mary was a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo wasa man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who though he was a woman
But he was a frying pan.
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he had a boner
But he knew it couldn't last.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was a northern man.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner.
or
Lojo was a man who thought he was an Ono.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, and Polly was a woman
But if your requests denied.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a doner.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a woman
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour some garlic on your gas.
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner.
or
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman
or
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner
or
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought he was a man when in fact he was a woman
But he knew it was his class.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tojo was a man who thought he was a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no a**.
Original Lyrics:
It can't get no worse.
"Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grrr
Original Lyrics:
Girl
"Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you horny.
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you sorry.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was bald
Original Lyrics:
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' thru a paperback Juliet.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' through the bent back tulips.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a class on Jung
Original Lyrics:
Looking through a glass onion
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through the big fat Jew lips
Original Lyrics:
Looking through the bent-backed tulips
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through the big, bad tulips.
Original Lyrics:
Looking through the bent-backed tulips.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The walrus was bald
Original Lyrics:
The walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to make the duct-tape join.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to smoke a dovetail joint.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well here's another goffy mall
The walrus is Paul.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus is Paul.
"Golden Slumbers Medley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was a way to get back homework.
Original Lyrics:
Once there was a way to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there's a way, get my homework.
Original Lyrics:
Once there's a way, to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry.
"Ringo Starr" adds: "Actually I misread it here."
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleepidy darling, do not cry.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penis is a warm gun.
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm glove, yes it is
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm going' down
Back to the abyss that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,
Back to the place that is left of town
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm goin' down
Back to the bitch that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother's up here. John the gun!
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cicadas in my house
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gun.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do appreciate your feeling round.
Original Lyrics:
And I do appreiate your being 'round.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I finally changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find, I changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And robbed a brand new Porsche
Original Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And opened up the doors
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
A jingle line
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
The gentleman
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you see hell in me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me get my feed-bag on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Help me get my feet back on the ground
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me if you care, I'm feeling down.
Original Lyrics:
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Original Lyrics:
Help, I need somebody.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Indy pen seems to vahny shim theys.
Original Lyrics:
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, help me.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, the sun was younger than today
Original Lyrics:
When I was younger, so much younger than today
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear me speaking?
Original Lyrics:
My head is spinning.
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you don't you want me I love you
Coming down fast but y'm miles above toooooooo
Tell me tell me f'mon tell me the answers
You may be a lover but you ain't no prancer
God!
Original Lyrics:
Do you don't you want me to love you
Coming down fast but I'm miles above yoooooooooooooou
Tell me tell me c'mon tell me the answer
Well you may be a lover but ain't no dancer
Wooo!
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a scarecrow
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help is gonna come
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help the schedule.
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out 'cos Helter Scum.
Original Lyrics:
Look out now 'cos here she comes.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changed the date today.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Madge, she's a pretty nice girl
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girls
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maggie she's a pretty nice girl
Original Lyrics:
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
a nice day...
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
and I say...
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel that a** is slowly melting
Original Lyrics:
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel that acid slowly melting
Original Lyrics:
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems like years since it's been here.
Original Lyrics:
It seems like years since it's been clear.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling, the slime's returning to the faces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling, the smiles we turn into the faces.
or
Little darling, the smiles we're turning to the faces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling
The bile's returning to the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling
The smile's returning to the faces.
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need mental care
Original Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she's beside me
I know I need Medicare
Original Lyrics:
If she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
To lead a better life, I need my love to beat the earth
Original Lyrics:
To lead a better life, I need my love to be here
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable dog
or
Table dog
Original Lyrics:
Hey, bulldog!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man What's that, boy? Ruff!
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, what's up dog? Woof!
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papal dog
Original Lyrics:
Hey bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper doll
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your peers.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your fears.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay chewed
or
Hate you
or
Hate you
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Dude
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
From email: My band was playing in a tavern in Marysville,CA. A middle aged fellow came up to the bandstand and requested "Hey Dude". When we realized he meant "Hey Jude" we played along and sang the whole song that way. It was hilarious! Especially the "doody doody dude" part!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jew, don't break it down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jew
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, be brave.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, refrain.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it back.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make the bed.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make your mind
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dude, yo make it bite
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kay, too.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey you
or
Na na na na, baby
or
Na na na na, baby
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na, très chic!
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Page you!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to let her onto your part.
Original Lyrics:
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to let the radio on.
Original Lyrics:
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were made to go out and get hurt.
Original Lyrics:
You were made to go out and get her.
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, don't be afraid
Take a side song, and make it get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can fart, and make it better.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
Take a sad song, and make it better
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start, to make it better.
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Jude, don't take it down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Juice!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
This song is 7:11, the first ever single above 3 minutes to reach #1. I'd do it for hours if I were them.
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, June
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the leather under your skin
Original Lyrics:
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember there's lettuce under your skin
Original Lyrics:
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey, Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman you need is on your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
"Hold Me Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go all over you
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on lovin' you
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coo coo ca choo!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cook, cook a Jew
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think that Yoko laughs at you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop out, drop out
Everybody drop out.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'rybody smoke pot!
Original Lyrics:
Ev'rybody's got one!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody bumf***.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody polka
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Oompa Oomapa, stick it up your joompa
This lyric occurs in the fadeout of the song and is chanted repeatedly.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody sucks c***.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's f****d up.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the ointment
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get f**ked, get f**ked, everybody get f**ked
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one, everybody's got one
This is the funny chant in the middle of the song.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go choke a Jew!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo-goo the Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goon gape guh-joop
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a lock of fish, my pornographic Princess.
Original Lyrics:
Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic Priestess.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a locker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
Original Lyrics:
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dude, a Jew!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo ga joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Ache-man
I am the walrus
Take a look at you.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bug man, coo coo cah joo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eggplant
Oh, they are the eggplants.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
Oh, they are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eightman
They are the eight men.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
We get to Tanton, standing in the English rain.
Original Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain