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The Beatles, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighbourhood
He won't do nothing right - just'n sittin' there and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night
Well, he put two tacks on teachers chair
Puts ya numb and lose your hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) - he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he wore his windcheater till at night it's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the boppin' shop and get that haircut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, this mama's mess has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
He won't do nothing right - just'n sittin' there and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night
Well, he put two tacks on teachers chair
Puts ya numb and lose your hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) - he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he wore his windcheater till at night it's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the boppin' shop and get that haircut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, this mama's mess has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
Original Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right just sittin' down and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, your mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
He won't do nothing right just sittin' down and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, your mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
I especially like 'Junior's head is hot as rock'. My lyrics make much more sense - how can he worry his teacher if he doesn't go to school?
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