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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Killer Queen" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
'Let them decay' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
'Let them eat cake' she said
Just like Marie Antoinette
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle eye, a cold fish pie and fill a gunboat
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my machinery-o
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo lie, a cod fish pie and Philip gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my Michelle, amigo
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
"This One's for the Girls" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's for all you girls about 30
Original Lyrics:
This one's for all you girls about 13
"In My Daughter's Eyes" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the light
It's in my daughter's ass
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the light
It's in my daughter's eyes
"There You'll Be" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm oh so much to you
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I owe so much to you
"Wild One" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She was three years old on a dance with me
Original Lyrics:
She was three years old on her daddy's knee
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your doctor 'bout my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
I got five others making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I get to feel it, she'll be rising..
Original Lyrics:
By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising..
"No Vacancy" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
No bacon, see?
Original Lyrics:
No vacancy
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said it Don.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your ass
Original Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we shave?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we share?
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Blue Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bull named Blue Mongoose
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still shadows
Original Lyrics:
Just two shadows
"That's How Country Boys Roll" by Billy Currington
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're broke on your @ss, they'll give you the shirt off their back.
Original Lyrics:
If you're broke and you ask, they'll give you the shirt off their back.
"Eastbound and Down" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
He's found a dime
Blow 'em up and f*** 'em.
He gonna do what
They say can't be dumb.
Original Lyrics:
Eastbound and down
Load it up and truckin'. He's gonna do what
They say can't be done.
"One More Last Chance" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me just a one more last dance
Before you say, "We're through"
Original Lyrics:
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say, "We're through"

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