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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Leave the Night On" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll find a road with no name, lay back in the slow lane
The sky is dropping we'll be runnin' like a Moltres
Original Lyrics:
We'll find a road with no name, lay back in the slow lane
The sky is dropping Jupiter around us like some old train
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, carbon**e
Original Lyrics:
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carbon**e
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Messing up my mind, and filling out my census.
Original Lyrics:
you're messing up my mind, and filling up my senses.
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Peppers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door fire
Rewind Barbie for the 15th/16th/18th time
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 15th/16th/18th time
"From This Moment On" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my brains, enough's enough
Original Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
In the original album version, the person who sings this line is Bryan White, who provided the guest vocal in this version, but in the single version, it's Shania Twain herself.
"King of the Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Trailers for sailor rent
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"Beer in Mexico" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another bear and letsa go!
Original Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another beer in Mexico!
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds and a blue man's food got you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing Ed in style
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Wave on Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to wipe the floor
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gotta walk alone
see video of live performance by PAt Green on Texas Music Scene http://www.letssingit.com/pat-green-lyrics-wave-on-wave-glvq4wl#axzz4G8joEYU0
"Wave on Wave" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to pray to say the name
Original Lyrics:
Just afraid to say the name
http://www.letssingit.com/pat-green-lyrics-wave-on-wave-glvq4wl#axzz4G8joEYU0 See the artist perform on the Texas Music Scene video and it's pretty clear.
Misheard Lyrics:
I sweat
By the moon and the stars in disguise
Original Lyrics:
I Swear
By the moon and the stars in the skies
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle little stop
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Blue" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloom
Oh, so loathsome to you
Original Lyrics:
Blue
Oh, so lonesome to you
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche until I rode her in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Editor's note: The first word in this band's name has only one N, not two (i.e., it's Manfred, not Mannfred).
"Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a good girl, gotta go to bed
Original Lyrics:
Your good girl's gonna go bad
"No Myth" by Michael Penn
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was simply Vince No-man.
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"To Get Me to You" by Lila McCann
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't forget Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
And I don't forget the rain
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a pride of Dublin raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."

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