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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a water fall We s@#! In our britches Then we smear it all over our balls
Original Lyrics:
Life is a waterfall We're one in the river And we're one again after the fall
"Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's be Charlie
Original Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's be jolly
"You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take you cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take you cap and leave my sweater.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crocodile seal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Spurs and lattice gold.
Original Lyrics:
spurs and a latigo.
"Sweet Annie" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
But one day that net will strike
Original Lyrics:
But one day lightning will strike
"You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upstairs
Original Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upset.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Original Lyrics:
Boogity boogity
"Sober" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a chicken from a never ending battle.
Original Lyrics:
It's like drinkin' from a never ending bottle
I can just see a bunch of war weary chickens coming up a path out of a valley, suddenly there are no more chickens. Then more start coming again.
"Backside of Thirty" by John Conlee
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on the bottle with no will to climb.
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom with no will to climb.
"I Love a Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a braniac
Original Lyrics:
I love a rainy night
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bayou
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's up top
There might be a little dust on the bayou
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with age
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time
"Drop Kick Me Jesus" by Bobby Bare
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalpost supply.
Original Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
"King of the Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors for sale or rent
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"Feels So Right" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
This ole lie
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right
I was so convinced that what I thought I heard was right that I told who I was arguing with about the lyrics that it was "this ole lie" because Randy Owens wrote it while going through a divorce.
"When She Says Baby" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, when she sings "Baby"
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when she says baby
"Whatever She's Got" by David Nail
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes her toast on rye bread.
Original Lyrics:
She likes to get her toes done bright red
"Whatever She's Got" by David Nail
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes her toast on rye bread.
Original Lyrics:
She likes to get her toes done bright red
"I've Been Loved By The Best" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fathering the rest
Original Lyrics:
Why bother with the rest

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