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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Shriners Convention" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
What a war!
Original Lyrics:
What a roar!
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And we rely on the turnin'. Ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other. Ah-ah!
"Check Yes or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack has to know
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed Aretha on his door.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The virgin knows the tune she humbles
Original Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
"Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms" by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mule train comes back
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mail train comes back
"King of the Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors and cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"The Church on Cumberland Road" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know a boring old Ford could go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know this bored-out Ford could go so slow.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a zoo, if I sneeze, I will die
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna date in Texas, you gotta have candy in your van.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"Diggin' Up Bones" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Picking up foam, I'm picking up foam
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones
"North to Alaska" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Alaska
Original Lyrics:
North to Alaska
"A Whole New World" by Disney's 'Aladdin'
Misheard Lyrics:
Every moment bed wetter
Original Lyrics:
Every moment gets better
"Song of the South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet cherry pie and I shut my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Wonderwall" by Oasis
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna put a bag on you.
Original Lyrics:
Today, is gonna be the day, that they're gonna throw it back to you.
"Drive" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
My uncle bought a new N64
Original Lyrics:
My uncle bought new in '64
"To Get Me to You" by Lila McCann
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time my heartwood beret
Original Lyrics:
Every time my heart would break
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stores are ranging down a rolling sea
Original Lyrics:
Storms are raging down a rolling sea

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