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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, "Go back to the farm,"
Original Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
"Wasted Time" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Had the girls on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Had the Guns on the radio
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Stink by your man
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
"Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
Misheard Lyrics:
Faster than my booty
Original Lyrics:
Faster than my bullet
"You've Got a Way" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta wait and see
Original Lyrics:
You've got a way it seems
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
as the storm goes on that of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm blows on
Out of control
"Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Boardwalk Epiphany
Original Lyrics:
Poor, poor pitiful me
"My Sharona" by The Knack
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice aroma
Original Lyrics:
M-m-m-my Sharona
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now he's probably up behind her with a blue stick
Showing her how to shoot a cotton ball
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
"Shriners Convention" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
What a war!
Original Lyrics:
What a roar!
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And we rely on the turnin'. Ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other. Ah-ah!
"Check Yes or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack has to know
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed Aretha on his door.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The virgin knows the tune she humbles
Original Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
"Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms" by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mule train comes back
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mail train comes back
"King of the Road" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailors and cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Trailers for sale or rent
"The Church on Cumberland Road" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know a boring old Ford could go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know this bored-out Ford could go so slow.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a zoo, if I sneeze, I will die
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.

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