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"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom is hot and I cannot lie
I gave it to her in the eye.
I gave it to her in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny.
You other brothers can't deny.
"Baby Lke to Rock it" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a sack full of semen, gotta stick it in your fish...
or
Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face
or
Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face
Original Lyrics:
Got 'em stacked to the ceilin' gotta stick em in your face
"Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven help us
Baby's got a blue jean zone.
Baby's got a blue jean zone.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven help us
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
"Back Of Your Hand" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are all my colors painted brown?
Original Lyrics:
Why are all my colors faded brown?
"Backside Of Thirty" by John Conlee
Misheard Lyrics:
Backside of thrifty
Original Lyrics:
Backside of thirty
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember the p*** in a Pepper?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember the fizz in a Pepper?
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose hopped in my country.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they put pop in my country.
"The Bandit" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
They call you the Bandit
And I caught one tame
Shackles only by Piedmont
And the weatherman's chains.
And I caught one tame
Shackles only by Piedmont
And the weatherman's chains.
Original Lyrics:
They call you The Bandit
An outlaw untamed
Shackled only by freedom
You wear no man's chain.
An outlaw untamed
Shackled only by freedom
You wear no man's chain.
"The Baron" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had ammonia when you were a little younger.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a-known ya when you were a little younger.
"The Baron" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had an onion
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a-known ya
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he died.
It turned out that he died.
Original Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he lied.
It turned out that he lied.
"The Beaches of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
And wrote a book no man could write.
Original Lyrics:
And drew a bull no man could ride.
"The Beaches of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her he was rotten
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"The Beaches of Cheyenne" by Brooks Garth
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her she was really
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"Beautiful Mess" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
What a beautiful mess I made.
Original Lyrics:
What a beautiful mess I'm in.
"Beer And Bones" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Beer And Bones" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nutten but beer and bones.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle up your b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Saddle up your boys.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all eat back at the local zoo.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all eat right at the local saloon.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all meet back and have a Molson Blue.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the opal saloon.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my name before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whisky for my men, beer for my horses.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisky for my men before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whisky for my men, beer for my horses.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Willie Man came on the Six O'Clock News.
Original Lyrics:
Well, a man came on the Six O'Clock News.
"Beer for My Horses" by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
And queers for my horses.
And queers for my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
And beer for my horses.
And beer for my horses.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his legacy.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne
Original Lyrics:
Dabbing on three dollars of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
Original Lyrics:
He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars of that bathroom Polo.
[Editor's note: Polo is a brand of cologne. So, Daria (who had thought 'cologne' was the correct lyric), it would make perfect sense.]
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Original Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
"Better Of Without You" by Emmylou Harris
Misheard Lyrics:
Never rode without you
Original Lyrics:
Better off without you.
"Between Angels & Insects" by Papa Roach
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape my b*** sack shut
I don't need that s***.
I don't need that s***.
Original Lyrics:
Only obsession
I don't need that s***.
I don't need that s***.
"Between Her Blue Eyes And Jeans" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
And tonight some band saw doctor
Might break the chains that lock her.
Might break the chains that lock her.
Original Lyrics:
And tonight some dance hall doctor
Might break the chains that lock her.
Might break the chains that lock her.
"Big Boy Toys" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
I like big boy toys, motors and lights
Knobs and switches and a forty-five.
Knobs and switches and a forty-five.
Original Lyrics:
I like big boy toys, motors and lights
Knobs and switches and a four-wheel drive.
Knobs and switches and a four-wheel drive.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
Original Lyrics:
The night of Joe's Bar
"Big Star" by Chesney Kenny
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana Joe's bar
Original Lyrics:
The Nana Joe's bar
In Minneapolis, there is an actual bar called Banana Joe's.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her hair.
Original Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her down.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.
At Banana Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big star
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
"Billy The Kid" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens played a Tarzan scene.
Original Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens play guitars and sing.
"The Birdie Dance" by Spitting Image (TV)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let a speaker up a hoe!
Original Lyrics:
Learn to speak Arabaho!
"Birmingham Turnaround" by Rhonda Vincent
Misheard Lyrics:
Then head on south by envy.
or
Then head on south by amnesia.
or
Then head on south by ham 'n' cheese.
or
Then head on south by enemies.
or
Then head on south by amnesia.
or
Then head on south by ham 'n' cheese.
or
Then head on south by enemies.
Original Lyrics:
Then head on south by any means.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them
Blue tears give me freedom.
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing,Ow
Blue tears leave me freezing,Ow
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them.
Blue tears give me freedom,Now
Blue tears give me freedom,Now
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't nee 'em
Blue jeans, give me three a them.
Blue jeans, give me three a them.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears give me freedom.
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue Jeans give me freedom
Blue Jeans give me freedom
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need 'em.
Blue Tears give me freedom
Blue Tears give me freedom
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em.
"Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers will lift you up high
Original Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers on the victrola up high
"Blessed" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I have big breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I have been blessed.
"Blessed" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I have big breasts.
Original Lyrics:
i have been blessed.
"Blues In The Night" by Johnny Mercer
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother, La Toldmee when I was a young boy
Original Lyrics:
My mother done tol' me when I was in knee-pants
"Bluest Eyes in Texas" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
The bluest skyes in Texas are haunting me tonight
Original Lyrics:
The bluest eyes in Texas are haunting me tonight
"Blue Tail Fly" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that corn and I don't care,
the master's throwing it away
the master's throwing it away
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care,
de massa's gone away
de massa's gone away
"Blue Tail Fly" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a crack w****, and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care.
"Blue" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
3 O'clock in the morning, here at mine
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
3 O'clock in the morning, here am I
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
"Bobbi Sue" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Barbeque
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bobbi Sue
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, if I'm just a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, life had just begun.
"Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a sack full of semen
And she'll stick it in your face.
And she'll stick it in your face.
Original Lyrics:
She's got it stacked to the ceiling
And she'll stick it in your face.
And she'll stick it in your face.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Bend down, turn around, go to town
Poop Shoot Boogie.
Poop Shoot Boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, turn around, go to town
Boot Scootin' Boogie.
Boot Scootin' Boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac flap jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Cadillac blackjack
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac, Fat Jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Cadillac blackjack
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Get her down, turn her around, go to town.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, turn around, go to town.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Get her down; turn her around; go to town...
Original Lyrics:
Get down; turn around; go to town...
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
It's where all the country folk do the Poop Shoot Boogie.
or
It's where all the country folk go to Boot Scootin' Boogie.
or
It's where all the country folk go to Boot Scootin' Boogie.
Original Lyrics:
It's where all the cowboy folk go to boot scootin' boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I work hard for what once was my money.
Original Lyrics:
I got a good job, I work hard for my money.
"Brad Logan" by Rancid
Misheard Lyrics:
California sun had sunk
Banana meals had come tonight
I was high on junk
And the warm winter cinema, it feels alright.
Banana meals had come tonight
I was high on junk
And the warm winter cinema, it feels alright.
Original Lyrics:
California sun had sunk
Behind the Anaheim Hills
Here comes the night
I was high on junk
And the warm winds of Santa Anna feels alright.
Behind the Anaheim Hills
Here comes the night
I was high on junk
And the warm winds of Santa Anna feels alright.
From the original soundtrack of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".
"Brand New Girlfriend" by Steve Holly
Misheard Lyrics:
We flew to Helen for the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
We flew to L.A. for the weekend.
"Brand New Man" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love a man and leave him.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love 'em and leave 'em.
"Brand New Man" by Brooks&Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd brag about my breedin'
Original Lyrics:
I'd brag about my freedom
"Brand-New Man" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love a man, leave him.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love 'em and leave 'em.
"Break Down Here" by Julie Roberts
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of cigarettes and I'm down to my last rag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of cigarettes and I'm down to my last drag.
"Break Down Here" by Julie Roberts
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm outta cigarettes
And I'm down to my last rag.
And I'm down to my last rag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm outta cigarettes
And I'm down to my last drag.
And I'm down to my last drag.
"Breakfast In America" by Supertramp
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a jump across the water.
Original Lyrics:
Take a Jumbo 'cross the water.
"Break It Down Again" by Tears For Fears
Misheard Lyrics:
Big bouncing babies bred and 'bout
To get a hellish life.
To get a hellish life.
Original Lyrics:
Big bouncing babies, bread and butter
Can I have a slice?
Can I have a slice?
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crutch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the rush
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breed
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can smell your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe.
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pee,
in I way I know my poop is draining down
in I way I know my poop is draining down
Original Lyrics:
Just breathe,
In a way I know my heart is breaking up
In a way I know my heart is breaking up
"Bring Back Your Love To Me" by Earl Thomas Conley
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is worth five to four.
Original Lyrics:
Our love is worth fightin' for.
"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up inside (I killed a white cop.)
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up inside (I can't wake up.)
"Brokenheartsville" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' two-bit Tom has a 10-inch s******.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet-talkin', forked tongue, haf a temptin' charm.
"Brokenheartsville" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
They can kiss my a**.
Original Lyrics:
They can kiss my glass.
"A Broken Wing" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet that God sold fish
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet that God saw fit
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
"Bubba Can Dance" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been watching all night and I'm working my curby chub
Original Lyrics:
I've been watching all night and I'm working my courage up
"Bubba Shot The Jukebox" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
The sheriff arrived with his bat phone on.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the sheriff arrived with his bathrobe on.
"Buicks To The Moon" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be driving eunuchs to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
They'll be driving Buicks to the moon.
"Burn" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna be an actor of the night?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna be an actor up in lights?
"Busted" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?
Original Lyrics:
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your enabler these days?
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your enabler these days?
"But For The Grace Of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
But for the gray cigar
Original Lyrics:
But for the grace of God
"But For The Grace Of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so old.
But he seems so old.
Original Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so poor.
But he seems so poor.
"But For The Grace of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on Owl Street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
Original Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on our street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
"Butterfly" by Crazy Town
Misheard Lyrics:
So sexy you're most evil
Original Lyrics:
So sexy almost evil
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye Bye love I'll catch ya later
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Original Lyrics:
Bye Bye love I'll catch ya later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Original Lyrics:
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta let foot down on my accelerator.
Original Lyrics:
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator.
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be working.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be worth it.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
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