Out here in the veal
I copped all my feels

Oh, Rumpelstiltskin
You say you wanna get in my bins?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And turns 'round in your face.

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And rubs it in your face.

You udder brothers can't deny.

Got a sack full of semen, gotta stick it in your fish...

Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face

Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face

Heaven help us
Baby's got a blue jean zone.

Why are all my colors painted brown?

Backside of thrifty

Smurf lickers
or
Malt liquors

Don't you remember the p*** in a Pepper?

Give me a laptop for strumming

Jose hopped in my country.

Not even the ice cream man gives you no break.

They call you the Bandit
And I caught one tame
Shackles only by Piedmont
And the weatherman's chains.

I don't want to work
I just want to play and get drunk all day.

I wish I had ammonia when you were a little younger.

I wish I had an onion

Bats of rage

And wrote a book no man could write.

He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he died.

When he told her he was rotten

When he told her she was really

I never eat my pizza burning

What a beautiful mess I made.

Hey, alright!!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!

I ain't nothin' but beer and b***s.

I ain't nutten but beer and bones.

Saddle up your b***s.

We'll all eat back at the local zoo.

We'll all eat right at the local saloon.

We'll all meet back and have a Molson Blue.

We'll all meet back at the opal saloon.

Whiskey for my men
And queers for my horses.

Whiskey for my name before my horses.

Whisky for my men before my horses.

Willie Man came on the Six O'Clock News.

Carved my name in to his legacy.

Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne

He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.

Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.

Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.

Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".

Do you believe in love that a love?

She's got electric boobs.

You know I read about a Pakistani.

Never rode without you

And tonight some band saw doctor
Might break the chains that lock her.

I like big boy toys, motors and lights
Knobs and switches and a forty-five.

Banana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar

She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her hair.

She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.

She's a big star
At the Nana Joe's Bar.

The Nana Joe's bar

The man of Jaws Bar

Vern and Joe's

There's Mexican maidens played a Tarzan scene.

I am on my b****h

Let a speaker up a hoe!

Then head on south by envy.
or
Then head on south by amnesia.
or
Then head on south by ham 'n' cheese.
or
Then head on south by enemies.

Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.

Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing,Ow

Black guys, I don't nee 'em
Blue jeans, give me three a them.

Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue Jeans give me freedom

Black guys, I don't need 'em.

I have big breasts.

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.

When you're blowin' hot dogs

I'm blue, I peed and I died.
or
I'm blue, in deed I will die.

Yo listen up there's a story About a little guide that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and hisself And everybody are round Cos he ain't got nobody to listen I'm blue if I was green I would die... And I'm indeed I'm a guy And I believe I can fly And I believe I will die And I am eager to die I had a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour I thought that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too. I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. Blue are the people here that walk around, Blue like my corvette, it's standing on time. Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

She's got a camouflage face and no neck.

My mother, La Toldmee when I was a young boy

The bluest skyes in Texas are haunting me tonight

Gimme that corn and I don't care,
the master's throwing it away

She's a crack w**re, and I don't care.

3 O'clock in the morning, here at mine
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.

Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Roo,
They had a daughter that they barbecued.

The sweetest pig that ever grew on the vine.

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Barbeque

Trees have fooled around my mi-i-ind.

She's a mother all day and a trucker all night
Living on coffee and minute rice

She's got a sack full of semen
And she'll stick it in your face.

Bend down, turn around, go to town
Poop Shoot Boogie.

Cadillac flap jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.

Cadillac, Fat Jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.

Get her down, turn her around, go to town.

Get her down; turn her around; go to town...

It's where all the country folk do the Poop Shoot Boogie.
or
It's where all the country folk go to Boot Scootin' Boogie.

You know I work hard for what once was my money.

Always up for rebel, you and me

Marshmallow hearts, the only thing that's faded

California sun had sunk
Banana meals had come tonight
I was high on junk
And the warm winter cinema, it feels alright.

We flew to Helen for the weekend.

I used to love a man and leave him.

I'd brag about my breedin'

I used to love a man, leave him.

i can't break away
Oh my God, is the whole army gay?

I'm out of cigarettes and I'm down to my last rag.

Pr*ckin' the wall!

Caught up in the crotch

Caught up in the crutch

I can feel you breed

I can smell your feet.

Just brie

Just pee,
in I way I know my poop is draining down

Go on, Go on, Go on, make me breakfast

Go on, go on, leave me breastless

She's a big house,
she's mighty meaty,
lettin' it all hang out.

Our love is worth five to four.

Sweet talkin' two-bit Tom has a 10-inch s******.

They can kiss my a**.

I'll bet that God sold fish
To show them unto me.

With a broken wing, she can't raise her jeans.

I've been watching all night and I'm working my curby chub

The sheriff arrived with his bat phone on.

They'll be driving eunuchs to the moon.

Spinal Marie I am still just a bat in a cage

Do you wanna be an actor of the night?

Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?

And there hasn't been peace on Owl Street
Since who knows when.

But for the gray cigar

I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so old.

So sexy you're most evil

You've seen them all come real slow

Bye Bye love I'll catch ya later
Got a left foot down on my accelerator

Got a left foot down on my accelerator

Gotta let foot down on my accelerator.

By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be working.

By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be worth it.