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"Cadillac Ranch" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a pickled dinosaur
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a pickled dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a big old dinosaur
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a big old dinosaur
"California Love" by Tupac featuring Dr. Dre
Misheard Lyrics:
Flossin but half Kosher we can't lie with other fools
Original Lyrics:
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
"Can I Trust You With My Heart?" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I trust you not to fart?
Original Lyrics:
Can I trust you with my heart?
"Can't Be Really Gone" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The sushi bar on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
The shoes she bought on Christmas Eve
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't catch pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the jello breeze sleaves
Its spell upon your heart.
Its spell upon your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Once the gentle breeze weaves
Its spell upon your heart.
Its spell upon your heart.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't f*** the moon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Carryin' Your Love With Me" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
Original Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carry Me Back" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Town?
'Round Hamburger Town?
Original Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
"Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) Yeah, I now have a splinter
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
"Carry On" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't killers make us strong?
Original Lyrics:
What don't kill us make us strong.
"Cecilia" by Simon And Garfunkel
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my cone feathers daily.
You're shaking my cone feathers daily.
Original Lyrics:
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
You're shaking my confidence daily.
"Celebrity" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be real world bachelors. Jack-hasslin' millionaires.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be real world bachelor jack-ass millionaires.
"Chains" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains, chains, chocolates and chains
Original Lyrics:
Chains, chains, shackles & chains
"Chains" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I leave you
I keep running out of change.
I keep running out of change.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I leave you
I keep running out of chain.
I keep running out of chain.
"Chance of a Lifetime" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke this morning an' the gerbil a' miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah I woke up this mornning in a terrible miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
"Chance of a Lifetime" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke up this mornin' and the gerbil 'a miss
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke up this mornin' in a terrible mess
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
"Change Of Heart" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playin' you for a fool
Breakin' love prayer, she rules.
Breakin' love prayer, she rules.
Original Lyrics:
I was playin' you for a fool
Breakin' love's precious rules.
Breakin' love's precious rules.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer Billy cans in the Pale Moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Pyamid of cans in the Pale Moonlight
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew how much a money water meant to me.
Original Lyrics:
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a blue jacuzzi.
It gets hotter than a blue jacuzzi.
Original Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattachoocee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
We laid rubber on a Georgia a** farm.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on George's a**-fault.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Cheap Seats" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a great picture of what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Original Lyrics:
We got a great pitcher, what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Well, we can't even spell it.
"Cheating" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about chicken
I think about you eating.
I think about you eating.
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
I think about you leaving.
I think about you leaving.
"Check Yes Or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Yesser knows.
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Cheerios" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheerios
Cowabunga feelin'
Cowabunga feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Cheerios
Powerful-good feelin'
Powerful-good feelin'
"Cherry Pie" by Warrant
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Pimp my ride.
Put a smile on your face
Pimp my ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide.
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide.
"China Girl" by David Bowie
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouse
Original Lyrics:
Just you shut your mouth
"China Girl" by David Bowie
Misheard Lyrics:
Legends of swa stickers
Original Lyrics:
Visions of swastikas
"City of New Orleans" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
All along the southbound hard to sea
The train pulls out to Kentucky.
The train pulls out to Kentucky.
Original Lyrics:
All along the southbound Odyssey
The train pulls out to Kankakee.
The train pulls out to Kankakee.
"Class Of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
John is big and deaf raised deep and deaf
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody deaf
Linda married someone.
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody deaf
Linda married someone.
Original Lyrics:
John i's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny.
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny.
"Class Of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle raised deep in debt
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sudden?
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sudden?
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny?
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny?
"Closing Theme" by Cast of 'Hee Haw'
Misheard Lyrics:
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be too.
or
May your treasures be many, your troubles be blue.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be true.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be through.
or
May your treasures be many, your troubles be blue.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be true.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be through.
Original Lyrics:
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be few.
"Cold, Cold Heart" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I freeze your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart?
"Cold Day In July" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold engine light
Original Lyrics:
Cold day in July
"Cold Day In July" by The Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
You Buddhist fool, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cold Day In July" by The Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boob is full, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cold Shot" by Stevie Ray Vaughan
Misheard Lyrics:
Mexico shopping
Original Lyrics:
That's a cold shot, babe.
"Cold Shoulder" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of doors
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of Dover.
"Colors Of The Wind" by Vanessa Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Brainstorm in the river of my brothers,
Barren on the honor of my friends.
Barren on the honor of my friends.
Original Lyrics:
The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.
The heron and the otter are my friends.
The heron and the otter are my friends.
"Come As You Were" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
The party is be why oh well
So bring your old love you once felt.
So bring your old love you once felt.
Original Lyrics:
The party is B.Y.O.L.
So bring your old love you once felt.
So bring your old love you once felt.
"Come As You Were" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
The party is be why oh well
So bring your old love you once felt
So bring your old love you once felt
Original Lyrics:
The party is B.Y.O.L.
So bring your old love you once felt
So bring your old love you once felt
"Come On In" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on in, baby take your clothes off
Original Lyrics:
Come on in, baby take your coat off
"Coming To Your City" by Big And Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be flyin' higher than a Carolina.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be flyin' higher than a jet airliner.
"Commitment" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me
Someone who's got testes
Someone who's got testes
Original Lyrics:
Committment
Someone who's got just what it takes
Someone who's got just what it takes
"Commitment" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's plain funky?
Original Lyrics:
Who's playin' for keeps?
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
A name is written on a polished rock.
Original Lyrics:
Her name is written on a polished rock.
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquer the angel.
Original Lyrics:
Concrete angel
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she cares as a bird.
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above.
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she cares as a bird
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she carries above
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above
"Convoy" by C.W. McCall
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a John-Boy.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a convoy.
"Cool, Clear Water" by Sons Of The Pioneers
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that bickering tree?
Original Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that big green tree?
"Copperhead Road" by Steve Earle
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a streamlined backhoe there.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up screaming like I'm back over there.
"Coronary Life" by Cledus T. Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the last time I'll need HBO plastic
Original Lyrics:
That's the last time I'll need angioplasty
"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from? Katmandu
or
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Jewel?
Where did you come from? Katmandu
or
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Jewel?
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
"Cottonfields" by The Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a little pretty baby
Original Lyrics:
When I was a little bitty baby
"Could've Been Me" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you just got married
Took him up on Hollywoo.
or
I heard you just got married
Took him up on all alone.
Took him up on Hollywoo.
or
I heard you just got married
Took him up on all alone.
Original Lyrics:
I heard you just got married
Took a month-long honeymoon.
Took a month-long honeymoon.
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause one them ol' boys bring his own shotgun.
Original Lyrics:
Were them boys raised on shotgun?
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz wouldn't them boys raise no shotguns?
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
"Countryfied" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love to hear a fiddle play and counting out jokes.
Original Lyrics:
And I love to hear a fiddle playing Cotton-Eyed Joe.
"Countryfied" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a little drink from a jug of moonshine
Didn't have a taste for it and almost died.
Didn't have a taste for it and almost died.
Original Lyrics:
Took a little drink from a jug of moonshine
Didn't have a chaser and almost died.
Didn't have a chaser and almost died.
"County Fair" by Chris Ledoux
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing on the world can make you fall in love
Like a night at the county fair.
Like a night at the county fair.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing I know of can make you fall in love
Like a night at the county fair.
Like a night at the county fair.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull in your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way. or ''Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way'
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way. or ''Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way'
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
This is the lyric Peter Jennings found objectionable, resulting in Keith being pulled from ABC's Fourth of July television special.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull in your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bull up your a**, it's the American way.
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bull up your a**, it's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bullet in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Cover You In Kisses" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
For a glass of Blatz we'd whine
Original Lyrics:
Pour a glass of that sweet wine
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be your week if you turn the other cheek
Original Lyrics:
It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
"The Cowboy In Me" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a wife that most would love to have.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a life that most would love to have.
"Cowboys Of The Southwestern World" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them Mexican girls a couple of one eyed-w*****s.
Original Lyrics:
Show them Mexican girls a couple of real hillbillies.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ecxept for me big you.
Original Lyrics:
Except for maybe you.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and wooly.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of blue vomit
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of bubonic
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Creeping Death" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me retire, so let me die.
Original Lyrics:
So let it be written, so let it be done.
"Crooked Little Heart" by Susan Haynes
Misheard Lyrics:
My crooked little horse
Original Lyrics:
My crooked little heart
"Cruz" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just as ugly as you used to be.
Original Lyrics:
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
From Conway's classic, 'Hello, Darlin''
"Cry, Cry, Cry" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little Greek novel
Original Lyrics:
It's a little creek now
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just a little.
And not just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just the pitle.
And not just the pitle.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Die just a little.
Die just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I came, not wanting, nothing in return
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I want, something in return
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money or something in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I'm wanting something in return.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money
Somethin' in return.
Somethin' in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave now I'm wanting
Somethin' in return.
Somethin' in return.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the powdered glass you've given me
If you'd hunt your life - baby all you'd ever find
Would be all you'd have to know: you need to be mine
or
If you'd hunt those lights - baby all you'd ever find
That'd be all you'd have to know; you need to be thine.
And conceal it underneath the powdered glass you've given me
If you'd hunt your life - baby all you'd ever find
Would be all you'd have to know: you need to be mine
or
If you'd hunt those lights - baby all you'd ever find
That'd be all you'd have to know; you need to be thine.
Original Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies - they'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies - they'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The pot of lies you handed me.
Original Lyrics:
The pile of lies you handed me.
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