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"Cadillac Ranch" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a pickled dinosaur
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a pickled dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
open up them engines
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a big old dinosaur
let em roar
tearin up the highway
like a big old dinosaur
"Calamity Song" by Decemberists
Misheard Lyrics:
And the war of the enzymes
Original Lyrics:
And the war of the end times
"California Dreamin'" by Mamas and the Papas
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the preacher lights the coal.
Original Lyrics:
You know the preacher likes the cold.
"Callin' Baton Rouge" by New Grass Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a cup of coffee and a cup of Dallas' change.
Original Lyrics:
I need a cup of coffee and a couple of dollars' change.
"Call Me" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're ready we can share the line
Call me.
Call me.
Original Lyrics:
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me.
Call me.
"The Call" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
You're dropping out,
my hat is getting low
my hat is getting low
Original Lyrics:
You're dropping out,
my battery is low
my battery is low
"Canary In A Coalmine" by The Police
Misheard Lyrics:
Married in a coma
Original Lyrics:
Canary in a coal mine
"Can I Buy You A Drink?" by Hoobastank
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is hurting me.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is heavenly.
"Can I Play With Madness?" by Iron Maiden
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with magnets?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Trust You With My Heart?" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I trust you not to fart?
Original Lyrics:
Can I trust you with my heart?
"Can't Be Really Gone" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The sushi bar on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
The shoes she bought on Christmas Eve
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't catch pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f**k the moonlight
Nooo you can't f**k it
Nooo you can't f**k it
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight
Noooo, you can't fight it
Noooo, you can't fight it
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't f*** the moon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Carryin' Your Love With Me" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
Original Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carryin' Your Love with Me" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill a path.
And everything I own don't fill a path.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carry Me Back" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Town?
'Round Hamburger Town?
Original Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
"Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) Yeah, I now have a splinter
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
"Carry On" by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
Misheard Lyrics:
To sing the blues you've got to let the Jews carry on
Original Lyrics:
To sing the blues you've got to live the tunes and carry on
"Carry On" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't killers make us strong?
Original Lyrics:
What don't kill us make us strong.
"Celebration" by Kool And The Gang
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipation calls, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" by Kool And The Gang
Misheard Lyrics:
Sale on grey shirts time, buy one!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" by Kool And The Gang
Misheard Lyrics:
Salmon eat red slime, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebrity" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be real world bachelors. Jack-hasslin' millionaires.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be real world bachelor jack-ass millionaires.
"Chains" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains, chains, chocolates and chains
Original Lyrics:
Chains, chains, shackles & chains
"Chains" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I leave you
I keep running out of change.
I keep running out of change.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I leave you
I keep running out of chain.
I keep running out of chain.
"Chance of a Lifetime" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke this morning an' the gerbil a' miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah I woke up this mornning in a terrible miss
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringing and her cat on my chest
"Chance of a Lifetime" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke up this mornin' and the gerbil 'a miss
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, I woke up this mornin' in a terrible mess
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest
"Change Of Heart" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playin' you for a fool
Breakin' love prayer, she rules.
Breakin' love prayer, she rules.
Original Lyrics:
I was playin' you for a fool
Breakin' love's precious rules.
Breakin' love's precious rules.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer Billy cans in the Pale Moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Pyamid of cans in the Pale Moonlight
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew how much a money water meant to me.
Original Lyrics:
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a blue jacuzzi.
It gets hotter than a blue jacuzzi.
Original Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattachoocee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
We laid rubber on a Georgia a** farm.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on George's a**-fault.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Cheap Seats" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a great picture of what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Original Lyrics:
We got a great pitcher, what's his name.
Well, we can't even spell it.
Well, we can't even spell it.
"Cheating" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about chicken
I think about you eating.
I think about you eating.
Original Lyrics:
When I think about cheating
I think about you leaving.
I think about you leaving.
"Check Yes Or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Yesser knows.
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Check Yes or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Marilu Henner
Original Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Emmylou Hayes
"Check Yes or No" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack has to know
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Cherry Pie" by Warrant
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Pimp my ride.
Put a smile on your face
Pimp my ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide.
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide.
"Chevy Van" by Sammy Johns
Misheard Lyrics:
As her mind was in traffic
Original Lyrics:
As her mind was a-draggin'
"Chocolate" by The 1975
Misheard Lyrics:
Poison play, poison play, poison
Original Lyrics:
Pause it, play it, pause it, play it, pause it
"The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost never at your nose
Original Lyrics:
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
"Chuck E's In Love" by Rickie Lee Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuckey's in love
or
Junkies in love
or
Junkies in love
Original Lyrics:
Chuck E's in love
Editor's note: This performer's name is spelled RickIE Lee Jones, not RickY... or anything variant. Please do your research if you are not sure of the spelling of something; don't just assume something to be true without checking the album.
"A Church, A Courtroom, and the Goodbye" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the purple stole into the records.
Original Lyrics:
Then the clerk wrote our story in the record.
"The Church on Cumberland Road" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't know a 4 x 4 could go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know this bored-out Ford could go so slow.
"The Church on Cumberland Road" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know a '49 Ford could go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know this bored-out Ford could go so slow.
"The Church on Cumberland Road" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know a boring old Ford could go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know this bored-out Ford could go so slow.
"Circles Around This Town" by Maren Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple wanted songs
Original Lyrics:
A couple hundred songs
"Circles Around This Town" by Maren Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been counting up and ruthless
Original Lyrics:
I've been kind and I've been ruthless
"City Lights" by Ray Price
Misheard Lyrics:
The cabarets and honky tonks -- their flashing signs and vibes --
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
Original Lyrics:
The cabarets and honky tonks -- their flashing signs invite
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
"City Lights" by Ray Price
Misheard Lyrics:
The cabarets and honky tonks, their flashing signs and vibes,
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
Original Lyrics:
The cabarets and honky tonks, their flashing signs invite
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
A broken heart to lose itself in the glow of city lights.
"City of New Orleans" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
All along the southbound hard to sea
The train pulls out to Kentucky.
The train pulls out to Kentucky.
Original Lyrics:
All along the southbound Odyssey
The train pulls out to Kankakee.
The train pulls out to Kankakee.
"Class Of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
John is big and deaf raised deep and deaf
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody deaf
Linda married someone.
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody deaf
Linda married someone.
Original Lyrics:
John i's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny.
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny.
"Class Of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle raised deep in debt
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sudden?
Where he just finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sudden?
Original Lyrics:
Johnny's big in cattle, Ray is deep in debt
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny?
Where Mavis finally wound up
Is anybody's bet
Linda married Sonny?
"Class of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jackson Land Research,
Original Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jack's in lab research.
"Class of '57" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jackson Land we search
Original Lyrics:
Bob works for the city and Jack's in lab research.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't mean to make you high.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to make you cry.
"Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I've got sunshine, in my pants!
Original Lyrics:
I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I've got sunshine, in a bag!
"The Closer You Get" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
The closer in Paris and further in France
Original Lyrics:
The closer you get, the further I fall
"The Closer You Get" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
The closer you get to Burlington Coat (Factory)
Original Lyrics:
The closer you get, the further I fall
"Closing Theme" by Cast of 'Hee Haw'
Misheard Lyrics:
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be too.
or
May your treasures be many, your troubles be blue.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be true.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be through.
or
May your treasures be many, your troubles be blue.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be true.
or
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be through.
Original Lyrics:
May your pleasures be many, your troubles be few.
"Club At The End Of The Street" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Rendezvous
In the club on Piano Street.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
Rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
Me and you, someday soon
In the cloud with the yellow streak.
Original Lyrics:
That's where we'll meet,
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
Me and you rendezvous
In the club at the end of the street.
"Club At The End Of The Street" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat sets tail
Original Lyrics:
You can't sit still
"Coalmine" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
All night, head to toe
Come on, come on, let's hold Flo
Come on, come on, let's hold Flo
Original Lyrics:
All mine, head to toe
Come on, come on, whistle, blow.
Come on, come on, whistle, blow.
"Cold, Cold Heart" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I freeze your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart?
"Cold Day In July" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold engine light
Original Lyrics:
Cold day in July
"Cold Day In July" by The Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
You Buddhist fool, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cold Day In July" by The Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boob is full, my arms are empty.
Original Lyrics:
The moon is full, my arms are empty.
"Cold Shot" by Stevie Ray Vaughan
Misheard Lyrics:
Mexico shopping
Original Lyrics:
That's a cold shot, babe.
"Cold Shoulder" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of doors
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of Dover.
"Come As You Were" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
The party is be why oh well
So bring your old love you once felt.
So bring your old love you once felt.
Original Lyrics:
The party is B.Y.O.L.
So bring your old love you once felt.
So bring your old love you once felt.
"Come Cryin' to Me" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even have to find a hitch
Original Lyrics:
Don't even have to fight it
"Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I smell like green beans.
Oh, I smell like green beans.
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
Oh, I swear (what he means)
"Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and lolly
Original Lyrics:
Come on Eileen
"Come On Get Higher" by Matt Nathanson
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on get high
Original Lyrics:
So come on get higher
"Come On In" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on in, baby take your clothes off
Original Lyrics:
Come on in, baby take your coat off
"Come On Over" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Noah Come on, Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Come on over Come on in
"Coming To Your City" by Big And Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of a Charleston night we ran into Jessica White.
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of a Charleston night we ran into Jesco White
Editor's note: This line seems to be disputed; some lyrics sites give Jessica as the correct lyric, whereas others give Jesco. That being said, until I see the liner notes of the album, or a member of Big And Rich enunciates the lyric, I'm leaving it this way.
"Coming To Your City" by Big And Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be flyin' higher than a Carolina.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be flyin' higher than a jet airliner.
"Commitment" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me
Someone who's got testes
Someone who's got testes
Original Lyrics:
Committment
Someone who's got just what it takes
Someone who's got just what it takes
"Commitment" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's plain funky?
Original Lyrics:
Who's playin' for keeps?
"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you vacant
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you faking
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
A name is written on a polished rock.
Original Lyrics:
Her name is written on a polished rock.
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquer the angel.
Original Lyrics:
Concrete angel
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she cares as a bird.
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above.
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she carries a bird
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above
"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world where she carries above
Original Lyrics:
In a world where she can't rise above
"Consider Me Gone" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna get drunk and hold my kidney.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't get drunk on my kiss.
If my lyric was correct, I'd be gone too.
"Convoy" by C.W. McCall
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a Con Boy.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a convoy.
"Convoy" by C.W. McCall
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a John-Boy.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a convoy.
"Convoy" by C.W. McCall
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a corn boy
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we got us a convoy.
"Cool For Cats" by Squeeze
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I want a piece of flesh.
I want a piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
I wanna be so flash.
"Cool For Cats" by Squeeze
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
"Cool For Cats" by Squeeze
Misheard Lyrics:
The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
"Cool Water" by Sons Of The Pioneers
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that bickering tree?
Original Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that big green tree?
"Copacabana" by Barry Manilow
Misheard Lyrics:
Anolona, or the Savannahs
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copperhead Road" by Steve Earle
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a streamlined backhoe there.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up screaming like I'm back over there.
"Coronary Life" by Cledus T. Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the last time I'll need HBO plastic
Original Lyrics:
That's the last time I'll need angioplasty
"Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to come and ready to go
Ready to come from Kathmandu
Ready to come from Kathmandu
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Editor's notes: (1) The title of this song is "Cotton Eye Joe", not "Cotton Eyed Joe" (there's no 'd' in the title). (2) Please don't use emojis when submitting entries; such symbols make the entry hard to read.
"Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to come, ready to go,
Ready to come to Kathmandu
Ready to come to Kathmandu
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
"Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from? Katmandu
or
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Jewel?
Where did you come from? Katmandu
or
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Jewel?
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
"Cottonfields" by The Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a little pretty baby
Original Lyrics:
When I was a little bitty baby
"Could've Been Me" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard you just got married
Took him up on Hollywoo.
or
I heard you just got married
Took him up on all alone.
Took him up on Hollywoo.
or
I heard you just got married
Took him up on all alone.
Original Lyrics:
I heard you just got married
Took a month-long honeymoon.
Took a month-long honeymoon.
"Counting Stars" by OneRepublic
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I've been, I've been losing sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I've been, I've been losing sleep.
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz wouldn't them boys raise no shotguns?
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can skin a buck; we can run a truck line
Original Lyrics:
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot-line
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and a dog that's mean
A woman and the kids, and a dog that's mean
Original Lyrics:
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
"Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
One of them boys brings his own shotgun.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause one them ol' boys raised a shotgun
"Country Comfort" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And she asked me if sometime I could fix her fawn
Original Lyrics:
And she asked me if sometime I could fix her barn
"Countryfied" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love to hear a fiddle play and counting out jokes.
Original Lyrics:
And I love to hear a fiddle playing Cotton-Eyed Joe.
"Countryfied" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a little drink from a jug of moonshine
Didn't have a taste for it and almost died.
Didn't have a taste for it and almost died.
Original Lyrics:
Took a little drink from a jug of moonshine
Didn't have a chaser and almost died.
Didn't have a chaser and almost died.
"County Fair" by Chris Ledoux
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing on the world can make you fall in love
Like a night at the county fair.
Like a night at the county fair.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing I know of can make you fall in love
Like a night at the county fair.
Like a night at the county fair.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull in your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
''Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
''Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
This is the lyric Peter Jennings found objectionable, resulting in Keith being pulled from ABC's Fourth of July television special.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull in your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bull up your a**, it's the American way.
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
or
'Cause we'll put a bull up your a**, it's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bullet in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought to you in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
All brought to you courtesy
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy served at the Hardee's
Original Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Army
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Arby's
Original Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Army
Arby's is a fast food chain known for their roast beef sandwiches.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
When we see a grown man crying
Original Lyrics:
When we see Old Glory flying
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
‘til the day that he tried
Original Lyrics:
‘til the day that he died
"Cover Me" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't let me be slow
Original Lyrics:
You won't let me Face love alone
"Cover You In Kisses" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
For a glass of Blatz we'd whine
Original Lyrics:
Pour a glass of that sweet wine
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be your week if you turn the other cheek
Original Lyrics:
It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me, sung...
Original Lyrics:
Promise me, son...
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
So you don't have to bite
Original Lyrics:
Son, you don't have to fight
"Coward of the County" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
the cattle and boys came callin'
Original Lyrics:
the Gatlin boys came callin'
"Cowboy Cassanova" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy corn and misery
Original Lyrics:
Candy-coated misery
"The Cowboy In Me" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a wife that most would love to have.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a life that most would love to have.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away!
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away!
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ecxept for me big you.
Original Lyrics:
Except for maybe you.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Hobo take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy take me away
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard, take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurl this girl as high as you can
Original Lyrics:
Fly this girl as high as you can
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and wooly.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild on the moon.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow something wild and unruly.
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of blue vomit
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Cowboy Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a pillow of bubonic
Original Lyrics:
On a pillow of bluebonnets
"Cowboy, Take Me Away" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away
"Cracklin' Rosie" by Neil Diamond
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracklin' rose, youze a starboard woman.
Original Lyrics:
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman.
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't cranky
Original Lyrics:
I ain't ready
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows she loves rocky road
Original Lyrics:
She knows how to rock and roll
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands on a crowbar, is what we've become
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of the cold war, that's what we've become.
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
Misheard Lyrics:
Trogdor!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Trogdor is a reference to the internet cartoon, Strong Bad (which of course did not exist when this song came out).
"Creeping Death" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me retire, so let me die.
Original Lyrics:
So let it be written, so let it be done.
"Crooked Little Heart" by Susan Haynes
Misheard Lyrics:
My crooked little horse
Original Lyrics:
My crooked little heart
"Cry, Cry, Cry" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna lick that floor 'til the day I die
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna love that boy 'til the day I die
"Cry, Cry, Cry" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a little Greek novel
Original Lyrics:
It's a little creek now
"Crystal Chandeliers" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
The marbles that you ate are standing stately in the hall
Original Lyrics:
The marble statuettes are standing, stately in the hall
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just a little.
And not just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
And not just the tittle.
And not just the tittle.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Die just a little.
Die just a little.
Original Lyrics:
Could you cry a little?
Lie just a little.
Lie just a little.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I came, not wanting, nothing in return
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I want, something in return
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money or something in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave, now I'm wanting something in return.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave no money
Somethin' in return.
Somethin' in return.
Original Lyrics:
I gave now I'm wanting
Somethin' in return.
Somethin' in return.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the powdered glass you've given me
If you'd hunt your life - baby all you'd ever find
Would be all you'd have to know: you need to be mine
or
If you'd hunt those lights - baby all you'd ever find
That'd be all you'd have to know; you need to be thine.
And conceal it underneath the powdered glass you've given me
If you'd hunt your life - baby all you'd ever find
Would be all you'd have to know: you need to be mine
or
If you'd hunt those lights - baby all you'd ever find
That'd be all you'd have to know; you need to be thine.
Original Lyrics:
If your love could be caged, honey I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies - they'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies - they'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know for me to be fine.
"Cry" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The pot of lies you handed me.
Original Lyrics:
The pile of lies you handed me.
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