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He drinks, he smokes
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
He drinks, he smokes
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
Grease flares in my frying pan.
Three squares in my frying pan.
I am Batman!!
I am that man
I am the pool guy
I am the bullgod
I am woman hear me roar
I am too big to ignore
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
I am woman hear me snore
I am too big to ignore.
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
This song was from the 70's, not the 60's!
And when the day is done
My momma steals the kitchen ham.
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan.
I am Rosemary's grandfather
Sister of my father
And when the day is done
My mom is on the kitchen fan.
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
Spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan.
I believe that someone in the Greatful Dead hears every word.
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
I believe that someone in the grapes of Blair hears every word.
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
Ivy League, Ivy League!
I believe, I believe!
I can love you better than Evette
I can love you better than that
You want tender lips
I've got tender lips
You want tenderness
I've got tenderness
I never got a chance to ride a cow.
I never got a chance to write or call.
I'm in trance, I have wings.
I can't dance, I can't sing.
You caught me under my home.
This heart's no longer my own.
I've given up, damn the dog.
I've given up, damn the dawn.
March is here again
or
Aren't you new again?
I'd choose you again
Die without shoes.
I'd die without you.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by
Meat Loaf
Colorize my world
Cauterize my wound
How you opened my life
To a new pair of dice.
How you opened my life
To a new paradise.
In a world's arm I'd change
In a world torn by change
Your hairbrush is mine.
Your hand brushes mine.
It only takes the womb
To make me change my tune.
It only takes the moon
To make me change my tune.
A little sex in the morning
Well, it was six in the morning.
I don't wanna play us
or
I don't wanna play ours.
I don't wanna play house.
If drinking don't kill me
Her mammory will.
If drinking don't kill me
Her memory will.
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
My lover's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
If I didn't have you, don't know where I'd be
Floundering around like a chimpanzee
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
If I didn't have you, don't know where I'd be
Floundering around like a ship at see
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
If I die young, bury me in Sodom
If I die young, bury me in satin
You need to add 2010s as a decade. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and weep copiously... Not really, I just thought the song was kind of twisted.
Bit by dog
Bit by dog
If I fall
If I fall
Little chubby women
Every little chill you give me
I'll be dreaming with my darlings all around me.
I'll be dreaming with my darling's arms around me.
If I said you had a beautiful bottom
Would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and bottom of the sea.
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and vitamin C.
Would you miss your color-box?
Would you miss your colored blouse?
Though it ain't easy, I peer in the dark
Lord, it ain't easy out here in the dark
I fought the Lord and the Lord won.
I fought the law and the law won.
"If That Ain't Country" by Anthony Smith
Cranky
Crank it.
Mama hit the ceiling.
She was fifty feet high
Mama hit the cieling.
She was fit to be tied
Is the love that I gave her in the pants
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
If we make it through December,
God plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
If we make it through December,
Got plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
Now I don't mean to hit the sandbur.
Now I don't mean to hate December.
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can throw our supper away.
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can go our separate ways.
By a n***** and a big man
Half this love rose, so my life goes.
By bigger and badder men
Hard rain, Rough Roads, so my life goes.
Five fingered and battled men
By bigger and badder men
No problem, just say "wait"
or
No problem, just stay awake
No problem, just say when
I felt a hunner dimmin' demons.
I felt a hundred different demons.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot nachos!'.
I remenber down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot time, Joe!'.
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
If you're gonna jack in Texas
You gotta have a piddle in your hand.
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a finger in the ham
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a finger in the ham.
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a n***** in the band.
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
That Lee guitar is hot
But not for a Louisiana man.
That lead guitar is hot
But not for 'Louisiana man.'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Hot Nachos!!!"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Cotton-Eye Joe!!!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot Dog Joe!!!'
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-Eye Joe!!!'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by
Alabama
You gotta have a peter in your hand
You gotta have a fiddle in the band
If you wanna touch her a**
If you wanna touch her, ask.
If you wanna touch, her ass
If you wanna touch her ask
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
If you want to touch, harass!
If you want to touch her, ask!
Lemme letcha enema secret
Lemme letcha in on a secret
A blanket of girls
A blanket, a girl
Don't let some half-wit whore leave you bitter.
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter.
Don't let some healthy heart leave you bitter.
Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter.
Don't let some helpful heart leave you bitter
Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter
I hope you die.
I hope you dance.
I hope you never feel those mountains in the distance
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
I hope you never see those apples in the distance.
I hope you never fear the mountains in the distance.
I hope you stand
I hope you dance
I hope you're dead.
or
I hope you're there.
or
I hope you dare.
I hope you dance.
Promise me that you'll give faith to fight an angel.
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance.
Promise me that you'll have faith to fight angels
And when you get the choice to sit it out, Hortense...
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance...
Time
Is a wheeling constant, shootin' always
Rolling off the lawn
Time
Is a wheel in constant motion always
Rolling us along
These are harmony lyrics sung in the background of the chorus, courtesy of Sons Of The Desert (in the country version; a different vocalist in the pop edit).
You get to feel the heat.
You get your fill to eat.
I paint the wall, you paint the window.
I faced the wall, you faced the window.
I paint the wall, you paint the window.
I face the wall, you face the window.
My fat boy and your fat boy are sitting by the fire
My fat boy says to your fat boy
'I'm gonna set your fat on fire'.
My flag boy and your flag boy are sitting by the fire
My flag boy says to your flag boy
'I'm gonna set your flag on fire'.
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin by the fire
My grandma said to your grandma
I'm gonna set your hair on fire
My grandma and your grandma
are sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
'I'm gonna set your flag on fire'.
Vodka puts my mouth in here
or
Whiskey's too tough
Champagne costs too much
Vodka puts my mouth to tears
or
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
or
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
Don't know what it is, but the middle cows love it.
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
I want some more oven.
I want some more of it.
I throwed out my shoulder
I throwed out my shoulder
I wanted that teddy bear
I won her that teddy bear
I'm naked, I love it.
I want some more of it.
I like it, I love it.
I want some more of it.
When it hasn't been your day, you weep for months or even a year.
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
I'm a man and another woman
I'll come back as another woman
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
You'll work for nothing and I'll make your bed.
You'll want for nothing and I'll make your bed.
After you do, he'll never b*** ya.
After you do, he'll never phone ya.
Winter day is just a memory to me.
When today is just a memory to me.
I'll pick up a pizza later
I'll think of a reason later
I'll think of peas and butter.
I'll think of a reason later.
It may be my fan's a red neck nater
Runnin' off maybe like we hate her
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from bombis to cancer.
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer.
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like cheetos
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like Gina.
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like the cheater
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like she does
No one can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like a cheetah
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like she does
I love when you ignite
I love a rainy night
In the middle or sure to come
or
Big, little or sure to come.
Big, little or short or tall
Wish I could've kept the lawn.
Wish I could've kept 'em all.
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father on speed
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
Birds in a glass
Bourbon in a glass
Burpin' in a glass
Bourbon in a glass
Saw her trace mapped out in my mind.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm a lazy cow.
I'm a leavin' now.
I'm all on a chair.
I'm already there.
Touch you in my fingertips.
Touch you with my fingertips.
And the heart of a spider.
And the heart of a fighter.
I'm on Survivor
I'm a survivor
My Ritz are planted in my mass
My roots are planted in the past.
My lips are planted in the past.
My roots are planted in the past.
My rips are planted in the past.
My roots are planted in the past.
Gir, I'm bad, I'm bada** and white.
Girl, I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Kenny can't sleep
Can't eat, can't sleep
Maybe she thinks Kenny McCormick is having nightmares 'cause he always dies in 'most every episode of South Park.
Everbody knows everybody
Everybody calls you Fred.
Everbody knows everybody
Everybody calls you friend.
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of thought!
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact!
No need to be in love.
No need to be alone.
No need to be in low.
No need to be alone.
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya inside.
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya in sight.
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside.
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fight.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fact.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fight.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fact.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fight.
I'm gonna getcha', it's a matter of fact.
You can bet your Valentine you're gonna be mine.
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine.
You can betcha by a dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
You can bet your bottom dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows" by
Tim McGraw
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows.
Stuffin my cornpops up my nose
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows" by
Tim McGraw
Im gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows" by
Tim McGraw
Watch my corn popping crows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
The naked love
The morning talks
The making up
The morning talks
If I were in the room
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
If I were the moon
I could get you up.
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye.
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Oh I shouldn't care your underwear and where's your bra
Oh I shouldn't care or wonder where and how you are
Oh, I shouldn't wear her underwear.
Oh, I shouldn't care or wonder where.
Ooh, Ii shouldn't carry underwear.
Oh, I shouldn't care or wonder where.
I'm not that easy to forget
Someday, you'll waste the family pet
You better let me get away.
I'm not that easy to forget
Someday you'll wake up and regret
You ever let me get away.
And I'm only me, when I wanna be
And I'm only me, who I wanna be
My device is down
Can I buy you a round?
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
Unsinkable s***s stink.
Unsinkable ships sink.
If you think that love is green
If you think that love is grand
Saw my lawyer, Mr Tegucigalpa.
Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News, He Got Me.
That means he's lost the will to live.
Like me, he's lost the will to live.
That means he's lost the will to live.
Like me, he's lost the will to live.
I'm too sexy for it, I'm sure.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for my liver
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I'm two sixty for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
The way I'm disco dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
Still ain't used to putting 'X' in front of 'Y'
Still ain't used to putting 'X' in front of wife
Let freedom ring!
Let the white girls sing!
Let freedom ring!
Let the white doves sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the righteous sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the white pope sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the wontons sing!
Let freedom ring
Let the white doves sing!
Let freedom ring
Let the world come sing.
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let the weak be strong
Let the world be wrong.
Let the weak be strong
Let the right be wrong.
Let the whole world know that today's the day of reckoning
Let the wheat be strong.
Let the whole world now that today's the day of reckoning
Let the weak be strong.
Let's talk about your evolution
It's Independence Day.
Let's talk about your revolution
It's Independence Day.
I shot Jew to talk to
I wish I had you to talk to
All my friends call me dirtball
All my friends call me bearclaw
My baby, she's a chick I saw
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
My baby, she's a chicken ball.
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
My girl is a cheap ho.
My girl is a Chippawa.
The fearless chicken is my papa.
The village chieftan is my papa.
The village chicken is my papa
The village chieftan is my papa
Village cheatin' is my pawpaw.
Village chieftain is my pawpaw.
I need you like Marcy from Melrose Place.
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
I need you like mercy from melon skies.
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
I need you like more sea from Evan's game.
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
I can feel you wantin' the phone whenever I'm with you.
I can feel you wantin' to fall whenever I'm with you.
It's all right if you sleep with a slow song.
It's all right if you sleep with your socks on.
"In My Hour Of Darkness" by Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris
Miles and Miles without a word
With just his having lots
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver mint?
Miles and miles without a word
With just his high beam lights
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver bend?
We love red beef
We like Daddy, we're not mean.
We're no threat, people
We're not dirty, we're not mean.
I was imprisoned by the power of God
I was imprisoned by the power of gold
Mary and Armand said 'I don't hear a single'.
Their A & R man said 'I don't hear a single'.
I received your imitation, toodle-oo
or
I received your imitation, Lucy Liu
or
I received your imitation, fruity loops.
I received your invitation to the blues.
I've re-skinned against the moonlight
And the taste of life sweet wine.
Ivory skin meets the moonlight
And a taste of life's sweet wine.
It's a death-throws hung on
Two minutes too late.
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Bottle had a rattle tin
Of all it's rebel pride.
The bottle had robbed him
Of all his rebel pride.
Any place is all right
As long as I can forget my fair Finona.
Any place is all right
As long as I can forget I've ever known her.
Things are that couldn't be
He's all I couldn't be
I would of had a sidekick for fun and games.
I might of had a side kick with a funny name.
I'd be wearin' my sexy.
I'd be wearin' my six shooter.
Wearing my sex shoe
I'd be wearing my six shooter.
And we will lie on each other, uh-huh
And we rely on each other, uh-huh
Badgers in the street
Islands in the stream
Eyelids in the street
Islands in the stream
Highlands Industries
That is what we are.
Islands in the stream
That is what we are.
Hive of Industry
Islands in the stream
Hive of industry
Islands in the stream
I love industry that is what we are
Islands in the stream, that is what we are
I was in the stream, that is where I was.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
I was in the stream, that is where we all (are)
Islands in the stream, that is what we are
I'm in chemistry,
that is where we are
Island in the stream,
that is what we are
Ireland's industry, that is what we are.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
Ireland's industry
Islands in the stream
Island's industry that is all they are
Islands in the stream, that is what they are
Islands in the stream,
that is what we are
No-one in between,
'cept for Montreal
Islands in the stream,
that is what we are
No-one in between,
how could we be wrong
Islands in the street, that is what we are.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
Islands in the street
Islands in the stream
Islands in the string
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Stay the way we be
To another world
And we rely on each other, at times
From one love unto another, are fine.
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, aha
From one lover to another, aha.
Items in the street
Islands in the stream
Nylons in the street
or
Nylons in the stream
or
Nylons in the stream
Islands in the stream
Pilons in the street
Islands in the stream
Pilot's industry
Islands in the stream
Pride in industry
Islands in the stream
Private industry
Islands in the stream
Sail away with me
Too in love with the world
Sail away with me
To another world
Violence in the streets, that is what we want.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
Where we will dine on each other, uh-huh
And we'll rely on each other, un-huh
I've seen your world
It's very nice.
I've seen your world
With these very eyes.
Every night, I finger you.
Every night, I think of you.
I'll still be leaving you.
I still believe in you.
Somehow I tried to pull it one more day
Somehow I dodged a bullet one more day
He'd show me the way according to him to return from our personal chills
He'd show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
But in this beautiful -- in this beautiful madness
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
It must be love if we're naked
It must be love if we make it
I do the two-step when I lie.
I tell the truth, 'cept when I lie.
I do the two-step when I lie.
I tell the truth, 'cept when I lie.
It only hurts when I pee.
It only hurts when I breathe.
I wore goggles when you are not there
My world crumbles when you are not here
Editor's note: Please do not type quotation marks around the lyrics.
I cauterized cooking in the microwave.
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
I got my wife cooking in the microwave.
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
I gotter eyes cooking in the microwave.
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long hair freak staring back at me
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
Look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long wolf-bear staring back at me
Look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
Now I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long road back staring back at me
Now I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
Yeah I think I'll make me some brown haired shoes
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soup
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
It's a hard egg
Baby, it's a hard egg.
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache.
In your sexy lovin' eyes
or
And in your sexy love life
or
In your sexy love thighs
Tell me sexy lovin' lines.
We may be wrong, we may be right.
It may be wrong when we make love.
"It's A Long Way To The Top" by
AC/DC
It's a long way to the cross if you're gonna f*** a moll.
it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll.
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't a d**k head
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted.
Getting laid by the hour and boned by the minute.
Getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute.
Getting laid by the hour and over by the minute.
Getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute.
You've seen them walk up and go
or
A single malt cup and go,oh
or
A single malt cup and go,oh
You've seen them all come and go
I just wanna live Whalamalai
It's my knife.
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.
I thought he said I did it a vile way
Like Frankie said, I did it my way
No silent prayer for Dave, he farted.
No silent prayer for faith departed.
Say a little prayer for 50 farted.
No silent prayer for faith departed.
Rubber duckie's stopping me.
Rough and tough and strong and mean.
Everybody's talkin' how the news sounds
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
You can't dress in fashion
'Til you spend a lot of money.
You can't dress trashy
'Til you spend a lot of money.
It started with the kids.
It started with a kiss.
Then the flame became a dyin' member
or
Then the flame became a dyin' amber
or
Then the flame became a dyin' amber
Then the flame became a dyin' ember
"It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-tonk Angels" by
Kitty Wells
It wasn't God who made Donkey Kong angels
It wasn't God who made honky-tonk angels
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Freakin with the girl next door
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin with the girl next door
I've been everywhere, man,
I've been everywhere, man,
Prostitutes and sperm, man
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've been workin' on the railroad
All the ding dong day.
I've been working on the railroad
All the live long day.
Sweet, sweet scenes from what's up on my mind.
Sweet, sweet scenes from once upon a time.
Been lost enough to Blarg.
Been lost in London fog.
I'm drunk enough to know, a heart ache when I see one comin'
I've loved enough to know, a heart ache when I see one comin'
'Til you return, I'll save the reindeer.
'Til you return, I'll stay the same, dear.
And happiness I have known fools than it's right
And happiness I have known proves that it's right
You give me clothes for love that I can't hide
or
You give me claws for love that I can't hide
or
You give me claws for love that I can't hide
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
Twenty twenty twenty four hours ago
I had to pee so bad.
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be sedated.
All week I've been your cousin
Tonight I wanna be your man.
All week I've been your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Oh, we got rid of your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
All week I've been your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy Aunt Slubber.
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lubber.
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
I like talkin' 'bout shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes seriously.
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you usually.
I like talkin' about you you you you you Sugar Lee
I like talkin' about you you you you usually
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, jubilee.
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
We talk about your nanna up in munchie banana.
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana.
Ain't nothin' but a holiday.
Ain't nothin' but a heartache.
I want my mullet back
My Uncle Joe and my Aunt Cat.
I want my mullet back
My old Camaro and my 8-track.
Sometimes, I feel like
I need to shave myself and weigh myself.
Sometimes I feel like
I need to shake myself, to wake myself.
One, two, three, let me back in your heart.
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
In a perfect world, you'd say that you love me.
Get home early from work, if you say that you love me.
When she lost her first tooth,
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
When she bought her first heels,
I was there
I aware your love.
I wear your love.
I won't be bored,
I won't be lord
I won't be bored,
I won't be ignored
I won't be your I won't be your
I won't be bored I won't be ignored
I won't be your crush to lean on
I won't be your crutch to lean on
I won't be your curl all hill
I won't be your cure all pill
I won't be your fire at dawn
I won't be your barbie doll
I wish I was a pill popper.
I wish I was a punk rocker.
i wish i was a prawn cracker
i wish i was a punk rocker
I wish that I could heard that way again
At least I had you every now and then
I wish that I could hurt that way again
At least I had you every now and then
They make them with the scissors
They make them in the city
I wouldn't change a single thing about you if I could.
The way you fart's just super ecstasy.
I wouldn't change a single thing about you if I could.
The way you are just suits me too a tee.