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"Halloween" by AFI
Misheard Lyrics:
Tic-Tacs hanging from poles.
Original Lyrics:
Dead cats hanging from poles.
"Halo" by Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a halo.
We really don't know how
Well, she has a halo
Can you touch her heart
We really don't know how
Well, she has a halo
Can you touch her heart
Original Lyrics:
She has a halo
We really do adore her
for she has a halo
Can we touch her
We really do adore her
for she has a halo
Can we touch her
"Halo" by Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
She hasn't had enough
She really didn't try hard
for she hasn't had enough
endless sunshine
She really didn't try hard
for she hasn't had enough
endless sunshine
Original Lyrics:
For she has a halo
we really do adore her
for she has a halo
can we touch her
we really do adore her
for she has a halo
can we touch her
"Happy Girl" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me access to it.
Original Lyrics:
Let the axis twirl.
"Happy Girl" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me at this world.
Original Lyrics:
Let the axis twirl.
"Hard Times" by Lacy J. Dalton
Misheard Lyrics:
But as long as there's a baby lyin'
There's still a lot of sights to see.
There's still a lot of sights to see.
Original Lyrics:
But as long as there's a bed to lie in
There's still a lot of sights to see.
There's still a lot of sights to see.
"Harper Valley P.T.A" by Jeannie C. Riley
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got to know you're from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
"A Headache Tomorrow (Or A Heartache Tonight)" by Mickey Gilley
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a headache tomorrow
And a heartache tonight.
And a heartache tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's a headache tomorrow
Or a heartache tonight.
Or a heartache tonight.
"The Heartaches on Me" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, the hard eggs on me.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heartache's on me.
"Heart on the Mend" by Sylvia
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard on the men
Time is the best medicine there is
Time is the best medicine there is
Original Lyrics:
Heart on the mend
Time is the best medicine there is
Time is the best medicine there is
"The Heart Won't Lie" by Vince Gill And Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
The hard-boiled life
Original Lyrics:
The heart won't lie.
"Heaven's Just a Sin Away" by The Kendalls
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven's just a single way
Original Lyrics:
Heaven's just a sin away
"Hell and High Water" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Helen Highwater that you're going through
But come Helen Highwater, I'll be here waiting for you
But come Helen Highwater, I'll be here waiting for you
Original Lyrics:
It's hell and high water that you're going through
But come hell and high water, I'll be here waiting for you
But come hell and high water, I'll be here waiting for you
"He'll Have to Go" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your sweat lips closer to the bone
Original Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips closer to the phone
"Hello Darling" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Darlin'
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as homely as you used to be.
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as homely as you used to be.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Darlin'
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time
And you're just as ugly.
And you're just as ugly.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time
And you're just as lovely.
And you're just as lovely.
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just as ugly as you used to be
Original Lyrics:
You're just as lovely as you used to be
"Help Me Hold On" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
It's candy again.
Original Lyrics:
It can be again.
"Help Me Understand" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
All our friends and all our memories
Tell me how we soak them now.
Tell me how we soak them now.
Original Lyrics:
All our friends and all our memories
Tell me how we sort them out.
Tell me how we sort them out.
"Here For The Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring on the cowboys and pick up mines.
Original Lyrics:
So bring on cowboys and their pick-up lines.
"Here For The Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the 40.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the party.
"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you come 'round here handin' me none of your lies.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you come 'round here handin' me none of your lines.
"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe one of your assorted affairs.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe one of your sordid affairs.
"Here We Go" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, well here I go again, singin' in this dive
My Lone Star beer in my cereal, oh it's keepin' me alive.
My Lone Star beer in my cereal, oh it's keepin' me alive.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, well here I go again, singin' in this dive
My Lone Star beer and my cigarette, oh it's keepin' me alive.
My Lone Star beer and my cigarette, oh it's keepin' me alive.
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile and smile
And they go on riding fences
And they go on riding fences
Original Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile that smile
And there go all my defenses
And there go all my defenses
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' better than a buddy has a right to
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' better than a body has a right to
"Her Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got dentures.
Original Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got pictures.
"He's Alive" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Loctive came from everywhere
Drove shadows around the room.
Drove shadows around the room.
Original Lyrics:
Light that came from everywhere
Drove shadows around the room.
Drove shadows around the room.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry Amway.
Original Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry him away.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They place a wreath upon his dog.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed a rig upon his dog
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door
"Hey Romeo" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Want playboys of the southwestern world
Original Lyrics:
Won't play boys of the Southwestern Worl.
"Highwayman" by Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost her morals to my frame.
Original Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.
"The Highwayman" by The Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
The masters hung me in the spring of twenty-five.
Original Lyrics:
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five.
"Highway Patrol" by Junior Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a scar on my car and a scar on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Got a star on my car and a star on my chest
"Hillbilly Rap" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin at some fools, and up through the ground, came the bubble land crew
Original Lyrics:
And then one day, He was shootin at some food, and up through the ground, came some bubbling crude
"Hillbilly Rap" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some fools
And up through the ground, came the bubble land crew.
And up through the ground, came the bubble land crew.
Original Lyrics:
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground, came some bubbling crude.
And up through the ground, came some bubbling crude.
"Hillbilly Shoes" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Might kick a little s*** into you.
Original Lyrics:
Might kick a little sense into you.
"Hillbilly Shoes" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
You work all day in the mud on fire
Might even kick a little sh*t into you
Might even kick a little sh*t into you
Original Lyrics:
You work all day in the muck and the mire
Might even kick a little sense into you
Might even kick a little sense into you
"Hold Me" by K.T. Oslin
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like her brother
kiss me like her brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like we're lovers
kiss me like we're lovers
"Hold On To Me" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when theres no men around
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Hold On To Me" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when your world's going down.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Home On The Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantelope play.
Where the deer and the cantelope play.
Original Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where the deer and the antelope play.
"Home On The Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where 'never' is heard, a discouraging word.
or
Where 'seldom' is heard, a discouraging word.
or
Where 'seldom' is heard, a discouraging word.
Original Lyrics:
Where never is heard a discouraging word.
Seldom is also correct.
"Home To You" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit my brain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
Original Lyrics:
It might rain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Original Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
"Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home and I eat fried rice
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day
"Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
This couldn't be worse than being a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"Honkey Tonk Man" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man in a hayseed style.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man and I can't seem to stop.
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky tonk with Donkey Kong.
Original Lyrics:
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the honky tonk, the donkey d***
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Merry-Go-Round" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
So ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Sure, ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Serration those blues that you left with me.
or
Sure, ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Serration those blues that you left with me.
Original Lyrics:
Still racin' those blues that you left with me.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
At night, she'd let me slink out
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Original Lyrics:
Then at night, she'd let me sneak out
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
Original Lyrics:
I sacked quarter backs
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue cracker with a honky tonk hue.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue graduate of Honky Tonk U.
"House Carpenter" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Myself or my gold
Original Lyrics:
My silver or my gold
"How Can I Write on Paper" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Words to you could last no longer than it takes me to drive
Original Lyrics:
Words to you would last no longer than it takes ink to dry
"How Do I Live?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
There'd be no woman for me.
Original Lyrics:
There'd be no world left for me.
"How Forever Feels?" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent hopin'.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Big orange balls swimming in the water
Original Lyrics:
Big orange ball sinking in the water
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I want to know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, to the monks, 'Bought a little diamond.'
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months. Bought a little diamond.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sink, couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to c**
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months, bought a little diamond
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to c**
Original Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to run
"How It Hits You" by Jon Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard hits you.
Original Lyrics:
How it hits you.
"How Was I To Know" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
How was Idaho?
Original Lyrics:
How was I to know?
"How You Remind Me" by Nickelback
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ever heard of hard wood breaking
Original Lyrics:
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How Your Love Makes Me Feel" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
Big strips of beef and it scares you to death
Original Lyrics:
Fate skips a beat and it scares you to death
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