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"Jackson" by June Carter And Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my J Pan Clan
Original Lyrics:
Behind my japan fan
"Jackson" by June Carter And Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my j pan clad
Original Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson.
"Jackson" by June Carter And Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet they'll like a Jew in Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson.
"Jackson" by Johnny Cash & June Carter-Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a pony's tail.
or
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a police badge.
And I'll be dancin' on a pony's tail.
or
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a police badge.
Original Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo lie an' a crow puss pie an' a Philly gunboat.
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, crawfish pie and a filet gumbo.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun goin' to Bi-Lo.
Original Lyrics:
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun on the bayou.
In the southern US where I live, Bi-Lo is a supermarket chain. Whether it was around at the time this song came out, I don't know.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta go forty kilos down the bayou.
Original Lyrics:
He gotta go, pole the pirogue down the bayou.
"Jesus Was A Capricorn" by Kris Kristofferson
Misheard Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clams.
Original Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the Klan.
"Jesus" by Cat Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
They come and got my Buddha.
Original Lyrics:
They called him Gautama Buddha.
"The Jet Set" by George Jones & Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not the Jetsons.
Original Lyrics:
We're not the jet set.
"Johnny Cash" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
Done this in a Pontiac.
Original Lyrics:
Done gassed up the Pontiac.
"Johnny Freedom" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk to Johnny Freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Hats off to Johnny Freedom.
"Johnny Freedom" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk to Johnny Freedom
Original Lyrics:
Hats off to Johnny Freedom
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I p***-off the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I shoot out the lights?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I piss-off the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Homesick weirdo
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
From email: In the middle of a show in Decatur AL.,some drunk ladie came up and said,"Do you know the song about the Homesick weirdo"?I didn't have a clue 'til she sang the melody....."Homesick weirdo, you are a friend of mine"!
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salty lime
'Til I kiss all the cowboys
Then I shoot out the lights
Then I dance on the bar
'Til I start a fight.
'Til I kiss all the cowboys
Then I shoot out the lights
Then I dance on the bar
'Til I start a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Queermo
You are a friend of mine.
You are a friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine.
You are a friend of mine.
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine
I'd like to sing you a little song of mine.
I'd like to sing you a little song of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelley West
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Saint Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
"Juanita" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name's Lolita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
Original Lyrics:
Her name's Juanita.
"Juanita" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Juanita will untame your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita will unchain your heart.
"Juke Box Junkie" by Ken Mellons
Misheard Lyrics:
Spending my time spanking my monkey
Original Lyrics:
Spending my time spending my money
"July" by Papa Roach
Misheard Lyrics:
My son is real
Just like a horse with a booby.
Just like a horse with a booby.
Original Lyrics:
My sign is Leo
Defraud the hoax with a ruby.
Defraud the hoax with a ruby.
"Just Out Of Reach" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you have concubines.
Knowing you have concubines.
Original Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you cannot be mine.
Knowing you cannot be mine.
"Just Playin Possom" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hundred wives a purtin'
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hundred watts of hurtin'
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