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Misheard Lyrics:
Behind my J Pan Clan
Original Lyrics:
Behind my japan fan
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet they'll like a Jew in Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson.
Misheard Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a pony's tail.
or
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a police badge.
Original Lyrics:
But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jambalaya, coke speed five, fillet gumbo,
'Cause tonight I'm-a gonna see mama santa mio.
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo lie an' a crow puss pie an' a Philly gunboat.
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, crawfish pie and a filet gumbo.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo lie, a cod fish pie and Philip gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my Michelle, amigo
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle eye, a cold fish pie and fill a gunboat
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my machinery-o
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun goin' to Bi-Lo.
Original Lyrics:
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun on the bayou.
In the southern US where I live, Bi-Lo is a supermarket chain. Whether it was around at the time this song came out, I don't know.
"Jambalaya" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta go forty kilos down the bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Me gotta go, pole the pirogue down the bayou.
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R" by Dir En Grey
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling out in screaming pleasure!
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R" by Dir en Grey
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me lies, give me pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Omnious communication
"Jesus Was A Capricorn" by Kris Kristofferson
Misheard Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clams.
Original Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the Klan.
"Jesus" by Cat Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
They come and got my Buddha.
Original Lyrics:
They called him Gautama Buddha.
"Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Big cool cat in the lineup
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ol bad v*g**a
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
"The Jet Set" by George Jones & Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not the Jetsons.
Original Lyrics:
We're not the jet set.
"Joe's Been A Gittin' There" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
He didn't know that his Southern Belle was a soldier boy in drag.
Original Lyrics:
He didn't know that his Southern Belle was a soldier boy in grey.
"Joey" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Jolene... I'm so sorry...
Original Lyrics:
Joey. I'm so sorry.
"John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Marilyn Monroe In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Original Lyrics:
Marilyn Monroe and the Garden of Eden
"Johnny Cash" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
Done this in a Pontiac.
Original Lyrics:
Done gassed up the Pontiac.
"Johnny Freedom" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk to Johnny Freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Hats off to Johnny Freedom.
"Johnny Freedom" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk to Johnny Freedom
Original Lyrics:
Hats off to Johnny Freedom
"Johnny Reb" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of the way, Johnny Red, Johnny Red
Get out of the way, Johnny Red.
Original Lyrics:
You fought all the way, Johnny Reb, Johnny Reb
You fought all the way, Johnny Reb.
"Jolene" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Marlin
Original Lyrics:
Jolene
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I piss-off the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights, ...?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I piss-off the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Original Lyrics:
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Homesick weirdo
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
From email: In the middle of a show in Decatur AL.,some drunk ladie came up and said,"Do you know the song about the Homesick weirdo"?I didn't have a clue 'til she sang the melody....."Homesick weirdo, you are a friend of mine"!
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salt and wine.
Original Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to drink you with a little salty lime
'Til I kiss all the cowboys
Then I shoot out the lights
Then I dance on the bar
'Til I start a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Oquendo
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Queermo
You are a friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo
You are a friend of mine.
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine
I'd like to sing you a little song of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.
"Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Saint Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
Jose Cuervo, You are a friend of mine
"Juanita" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name's Lolita.
or
Her name's Ronita.
Original Lyrics:
Her name's Juanita.
"Juanita" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Juanita will untame your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita will unchain your heart.
"Juke Box Junkie" by Ken Mellons
Misheard Lyrics:
Spending my time spanking my monkey
Original Lyrics:
Spending my time spending my money
"Jump Jive An' Wail" by Brian Setzer Orchestra
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk drive and then you wail.
Original Lyrics:
Jump, jive, and then you wail.
"Just A Dream" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when you leave me,
Why do have to go
Original Lyrics:
Baby, why'd you leave me
Why'd you have to go
"Just A Dream" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like I'm standin' in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
It's like I'm standing in the background
"Just Out Of Reach" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
So far away from lips so sweet and warm
Just out of reach of my two broken arms
Original Lyrics:
So far away from lips so sweet and warm
Just out of reach of my two open arms
"Just Out Of Reach" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you have concubines.
Original Lyrics:
That lonesome feeling all the time
Knowing you cannot be mine.
"Just Playin Possom" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hundred wives a purtin'
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hundred watts of hurtin'
"Just Push Play" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
I just pushed grey.
Original Lyrics:
Just push play.
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