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"Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
Misheard Lyrics:
From seven to eleven, Satan's watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Seven to eleven, snake eyes watching you.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I'm mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just dont think he'll understand..
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell phone 'ready knows I'm not O.K.
Original Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not a cake
Original Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take the dog to Bachman Lake
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
Original Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell you dog about Moline
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
(Moline is one of the quad cities in east Iowa/west Illinois)
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your doctor 'bout my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your dog about my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging down a pony's bended knee.
Original Lyrics:
Begging down upon his bended knee.
"Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a Pixar out of me.
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a big star out of me.
"Addicted To A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more pennies
Than I got chicks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments
Than I got checks.
"Addicted to A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big d**k to your daughter,
but I ain't got a dime
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to a dollar,
but I ain't got a dime
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all combine the pots and pans
Original Lyrics:
Let all combine with heart and hand
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a water fall
We s@#! in our britches
Then we smear it all over our balls
Original Lyrics:
Life is a waterfall
We're one in the river
And we're one again after the fall
"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
When you lose your mind, a turtle dies.
Original Lyrics:
When you lose small mind, eternal prize.
"Agadoo" by Black Lace
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do, do, do
Put an apple in my shoe
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo, do , do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
"Against The Grain" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd like to f*** their sister.
Original Lyrics:
They'd like to buck the system.
"Against the Grain" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own booze
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own rules
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til she hears a screaming slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Til she hears the gears slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down ('Til The Sun Comes Up)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Five o'clock, it's Mr. Strait.
Original Lyrics:
Five o'clock, that rooster's crowing.
"Ain't Going Down Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the soup comes up
Original Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the sun comes up
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
My love is alive.
"Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
He's afflicted, a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
He's afflicted, addicted.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by Four Tops
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed Goth.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by Four Tops
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed love.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Donkey Kong home
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"The Air That I Breathe" by The Hollies
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
Original Lyrics:
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
"Albuquerque" by Sons Of The Desert
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a turkey.
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
"Alchohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I am innocent and I am poison.
Original Lyrics:
I'm medicine and I am poison.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
College, now that's what it's called.
Original Lyrics:
College, now that was a ball.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like a d***.
Original Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Pittsburgh porno friends
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
Original Lyrics:
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day i left Milwaukee Linchford, bored of friends
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"All By Myself" by Eric Carmen
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bomb myself
Don't wanna live, I'll bomb myself.
Original Lyrics:
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm gonna have to fry tonight
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls on the potty
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice backya-ard,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All I Want Is A Life" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
"All Jacked Up" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserve to puke.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserved it, too.
"All My Ex's Live In Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my ex's are infectious.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my asses live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my exits live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sex is left in Texas.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
This is rockin' grand ole Hank.
Original Lyrics:
This is rockin' Randall Hank.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
Original Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the shopper's tool and dishes.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
"All the Gold in California" by The Gatlin Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you're playing it for...
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you've played before...
"All The Small Things" by Blink 182
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Mr. 18
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All the Small Things" by Blink 182
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks I was flashing Fiberall.
Original Lyrics:
The bank sign was flashing 5 below.
(As in 5 degrees below zero.)
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
Original Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was running from somebody mean.
Original Lyrics:
I was running from some honey bees.
"Alone But Not Lonely" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
"Alone with You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you the one I want?
"Alone with You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you the one I want?
"Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have centered on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have stepped on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said it Don.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said undone
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no love in these loaded thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
"Alyssa Lies" by Jason Michael Carroll
Misheard Lyrics:
Melissa lied.
Original Lyrics:
Alyssa lies.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda divided my life
They should have made her a gentleman's wife.
or
Amanda, the night in my life
They should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
They should have made you a gentle Mogwai.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, you light up my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amarillo By Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rebel by morning
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your ass
Original Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna give a face for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be amazed by you.
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
It just keeps getting better.
Original Lyrics:
The best keeps getting better.
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
That you replace in my heart
or
That cheery place in my heart
or
That cherry place in my heart
or
That cherry place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Touched every place in my heart
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of foreskin
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kids
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kiss
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat-up old butt rag
Original Lyrics:
Beat-up old upright
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an American child.
"Am I the Only One (Who's Ever Felt this Way)" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was mothered by this emptyness
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Original Lyrics:
I'm smothered by this emptyness
Lord I wish I was made of stone
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Tippy Toe, Louisiana.
Original Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator babe in the Louisiana bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Dark Mill South and his pretty wife Hanna
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Duck-Bill Sam, who's a pretty wise cracker
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the Klan.
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a caveman.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
"And It Feels Like" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like...ooh, very good.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like you're letting go.
"Angel In Disguise" by Earl Thomas Conley
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in The Skies
You're just an angel in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in Disguise
You're just an angel in disguise.
"Angel In Your Arms" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
So I try to wait 'til she got ornery.
Original Lyrics:
So I drived away as she got over.
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you lead me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just scratch my back before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angels Among Us" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe there are angels with fungus.
Original Lyrics:
I believe there are angels among us.
"Angel" by Shaggy
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the type to make a solitary motion.
Original Lyrics:
Not the type to mess around with her emotion.
"Angie" by Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hand job
Oh hand job!
Original Lyrics:
Oh Angie
Angie!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Peter
Leave them kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
No dog's a hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs or cats are in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarkasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
Our thoughts are handled in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Day In Paradise" by Brandy and Ray J
Misheard Lyrics:
Stars are whistle as he crosses the street
Original Lyrics:
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites the doctor
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust . . . (uhh)
Song was from 80, not 70.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one drinks the cum
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to bite the doctor
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna bite the doctor.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, shout it!
or
Ooh, shut up!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, show down!
"Another World" by Gackt
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't say another word.
Original Lyrics:
You can see another world.
Song is from 00s, not 90s.
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Blow all your friends up.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up.
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Blow all your heads off.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up.
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes gold
Original Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes 'Go'
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to kick you
If you don't want to stay.
Original Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to keep you
If you don't want to stay.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Any ham of mine
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
"Ashes By Now" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
A**es by now
Original Lyrics:
Ashes by now
"Ashes By Now" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull up your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Full of your past.
"Ashes by Now" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
A**holes by now
Original Lyrics:
Ashes by now
"As If" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking all around in the Pizza Shack
Original Lyrics:
Walking all around in the big sunshine
For those who don't know: Pizza Shack is a pizzeria franchise from New Brunswick, Canada.
"As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B. Hawkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Mu agapo
Original Lyrics:
Ooh lah, kah, ko
The misheard line is Greek for "my love" which would make perfect sense to me! I just wish the various song lyric sites would have made an effort to find out what the chant was when the song was released.
"As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B Hawkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull my taco...
Original Lyrics:
Ooh lah kah koh
"Austin" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I stole it
Original Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I sold it
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