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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Ode To Billy Joe" by Bobbie Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
The day Billy Joe McAllistar jumped off the Chattahoochie Bridge.
or
Today, Billy Jo McCalister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
Original Lyrics:
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' back down to Jooga-Jew.
or
I'm goin' back down the sugar chew.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' back down to Georgia.
Misheard Lyrics:
On my way back to Java Joe
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' back down to Georgia.
"Oh, Sherrie" by Steve Perry
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve Perry
Are love hold's on, hold's on.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Sherrie
Our love holds on, holds on.
"Oh, The Thinks You Can Think" by Seusical
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the drinks you can drink
When you think about juice.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the thinks you can think
When you think about Seuss.
"Okie From Muskogee" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
Original Lyrics:
White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
"Oklahoma Bill" by Jimmy Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
They make them with the scissors.
Original Lyrics:
They make them in the city.
"Oklahoma" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
Suitcase packed with all his themes
Original Lyrics:
Suitcase packed with all his things
"The Old Stuff" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven niggers and all our gear in a rental van
Original Lyrics:
Seven pickers and all our gear in a rental van
"Ole Slew Foot" by Porter Wagoner
Misheard Lyrics:
Winner's comin' on and he's twenty below
My feet are froze over so where can we go.
Original Lyrics:
Winter's comin' on and it's twenty below
And the river's froze over so where can he go.
"On A Mission" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-just doin' what any other God damned American woman might do.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a-just doin' what any other modern-day, American woman might do.
"On A Mission" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on a mission,
And it's all about forgettin' to die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a mission,
And it's all about forgettin' tonight.
"On A Night Like This" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my momma told me in this doggiedog world
You gotta work harder than a man
Original Lyrics:
Now my momma told me in this dog-eat-dog world
You gotta work harder than a man
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
She was built in from the handles, son.
Original Lyrics:
She was built and fun to handle, son.
"One Last Breath" by Creed
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me now
'Cause I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet is over now.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now
'Cause I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down.
"One More Day" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
I did not wish for money
Or a Magic Mound Of Goo.
Original Lyrics:
I did not wish for money
Or a mansion in Mailibu.
"One More Day" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't ask for money
Or imagine a mile of booze
Original Lyrics:
I did not wish for money
Or a mansion in Mailibu.
"One More Day" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind.
"One More Last Chance" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me just a one more last dance
Before you say, "We're through"
Original Lyrics:
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say, "We're through"
"One More Last Chance" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm gonna have to teach you how to dance.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin', boy
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to pull her tootie
Original Lyrics:
Had to pull her to me
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The windows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm seeing
The moment that I learned
Original Lyrics:
The wind blows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm singing
The moment that I learn
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
We called him tickled-feet.
Original Lyrics:
We called him freckled-faced.
"One Small Miracle" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Making cheese with someone else.
Original Lyrics:
Thinking she's with someone else.
"One Step Beyond" by Madness
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nazi-est sound around
Original Lyrics:
The nutsiest sound around
"One Voice" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks for the hell
(later)
One voice was hell
Original Lyrics:
Thanks for the help
(later)
One voice was heard
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna grow my tits in the pouring rain
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go out dancing in the pouring rain
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
"One Winged Angel" by Nobuo Uematsu
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling Manta Ray
Manta Ray in diarrhea.
Original Lyrics:
Noli manere
Manere in memoria.
"One" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
Landmines have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my earring.
Original Lyrics:
Land mine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing.
"Only In America" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' reds in the back of a limousine
Original Lyrics:
Newlyweds in the back of a limousine
"Only On Days That End In 'Y'" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Only on days of Indian Wine
Original Lyrics:
Only on days that end in Y
"Only On Days That End In 'Y'" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Only on days that indians wine
Original Lyrics:
Only on days that end in Y
"Only On Days That End In 'Y'" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely old days and indian wine
or
Only on daze that Indian Wife
or
Only on daze that Indian Wife
Original Lyrics:
Only on days ending in 'Y'
"Only On Days That End In 'Y'" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Rodeo days and Indian wine
Original Lyrics:
Only on days that end in 'y'.
"On The Radio (Remember The Days)" by Nelly Furtado
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't like me 'til you saw me on the TV
If you're lobalonic, why you watchin'?
Original Lyrics:
You didn't like me 'til you saw me on the TV
If you're so low below me, why you watchin'?
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a band of dips***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
The wife I love is making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
I don't believe that any derivation of "making music with my friends" appears in "Always on My Mind"!
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
While five others making music in my head.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
While my wife is making 'music' with my friends.
Original Lyrics:
All my life is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
While my wife is making whoopie with my friend.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
I got five others making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
"On Your Way Home" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to spy on you
Original Lyrics:
Just to spite you
"Oops! I Did It Again" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
Got lost in this game of pain
Original Lyrics:
Got lost in this game, oh baby
"Otherside" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Sedentary when I married the flea.
Original Lyrics:
Cemetery where I married the sea.
"Our Lips Are Sealed" by Hilary and Haylie Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Alex is a seal.
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
"Our Lips Are Sealed" by The Go-Go's
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby what fun, then we must juice
Original Lyrics:
There's a weapon that we must use
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Adhesive, our song is the slammin scream floor
Original Lyrics:
And he says... Our song is the slamming screen door
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to the hallway, well on my way
to my love in bed
Original Lyrics:
Got to the hallway, well on my way
to my loving bed
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my haaaaaa
Original Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
The first eight men I didn't kiss around I should have
Original Lyrics:
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
"Out Of The Woods" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of sequesture and be.
Original Lyrics:
Come out of the question and be.
"Over And Over" by Nelly Featuring Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a dad o
I can't go all night loving you.
Original Lyrics:
I lock it down
I can't go on not loving you.
"Ozark Mountain Jubilee" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler was a country boy.
Original Lyrics:
Fiddler rosin up your bow.
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