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"Ode To Billy Joe" by Bobbie Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
The day Billy Joe McAllistar jumped off the Chattahoochie Bridge.
or
Today, Billy Jo McCalister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
or
Today, Billy Jo McCalister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
Original Lyrics:
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
"Oh, Atlanta!" by Alison Krauss & Union Station
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' back down to Jooga-Jew.
or
I'm goin' back down the sugar chew.
or
I'm goin' back down the sugar chew.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' back down to Georgia.
"Okie From Muskogee" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
Original Lyrics:
White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
"Oklahoma Bill" by Jimmy Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
They make them with the scissors.
Original Lyrics:
They make them in the city.
"The Old Master Painter" by Dick Haymes
Misheard Lyrics:
The Old Masturbater
Original Lyrics:
The Old Master Painter
6 artists recorded it in the '50's, I think the version I heard was by Dick Haymes, but I bet I would mishear it no matter who sung it now.
"The Old Stuff" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven niggers and all our gear in a rental van
Original Lyrics:
Seven pickers and all our gear in a rental van
"Ole Slew Foot" by Porter Wagoner
Misheard Lyrics:
Winner's comin' on and he's twenty below
My feet are froze over so where can we go.
My feet are froze over so where can we go.
Original Lyrics:
Winter's comin' on and it's twenty below
And the river's froze over so where can he go.
And the river's froze over so where can he go.
"On A Night Like This" by Trick Pony
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my momma told me in this doggiedog world
You gotta work harder than a man
You gotta work harder than a man
Original Lyrics:
Now my momma told me in this dog-eat-dog world
You gotta work harder than a man
You gotta work harder than a man
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
She was built in from the handles, son.
Original Lyrics:
She was built and fun to handle, son.
"One Last Breath" by Creed
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad eyes, watch me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Sad eyes follow me.
"One More Day" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
I did not wish for money
Or a Magic Mound Of Goo.
Or a Magic Mound Of Goo.
Original Lyrics:
I did not wish for money
Or a mansion in Mailibu.
Or a mansion in Mailibu.
"One More Day" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind.
"One More Last Chance" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm gonna have to teach you how to dance.
I'm gonna have to teach you how to dance.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't listen to my preachin', boy
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death.
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
"One Of These Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
We called him tickled-feet.
Original Lyrics:
We called him frekled-faced.
"One of these Days" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie. I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty. I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
"One Small Miracle" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Making cheese with someone else.
Original Lyrics:
Thinking she's with someone else.
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
"One Winged Angel" by Nobuo Uematsu
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling Manta Ray
Manta Ray in diarrhea.
Manta Ray in diarrhea.
Original Lyrics:
Noli manere
Manere in memoria.
Manere in memoria.
"Only in America" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' reds in the back of a limousine
Original Lyrics:
Newlyweds in the back of a limousine
"Only On Days That End In 'Y'" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Only on days of Indian Wine
Original Lyrics:
Only on days that end in Y
"Only On Days That End In Y" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Rodeo days and Indian wine
Original Lyrics:
Only on days that end in 'y'.
"Only on Days that end in Y" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely old days and indian wine
or
Only on daze that Idian Wife
or
Only on daze that Idian Wife
Original Lyrics:
Only on days ending in 'Y'
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a band of dips***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
While five others making music in my head.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
While my wife is making whoopie with my friend.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On Your Way Home" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to spy on you
Original Lyrics:
Just to spite you
"Oops I Did It Again" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
Poops, I did it again.
Original Lyrics:
Oops, I did it again.
"Our Song" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my haaaaaa
The other on my haaaaaa
Original Lyrics:
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
The other on my heart
"Out Of The Woods" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of sequesture and be.
Original Lyrics:
Come out of the question and be.
"Over And Over" by Nelly Feat. Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a dad o
I can't go all night loving you.
I can't go all night loving you.
Original Lyrics:
I lock it down
I can't go on not loving you.
I can't go on not loving you.
"Ozark Mountain Jubilee" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler was a country boy.
Original Lyrics:
Fiddler rosin up your bow.
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