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"Daddy Never Was The Cadillac Kind" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's time to saddle up
With the one thing money couldn't buy.
With the one thing money couldn't buy.
Original Lyrics:
He taught us that love
Was the one thing money couldn't buy.
Was the one thing money couldn't buy.
"Daddy's Hands" by Holly Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
When I had an eye in there
Original Lyrics:
When I had a nightmare
"Daddy's Hands" by Holly Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
When I had an eye in there
Original Lyrics:
When I had a nightmare
"Daddy Won't Sell The Farm" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy needs a ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy can survive
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd of had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
Everyone mistypes this lyric as 'I'd of had...' which makes no grammatical sense. 'I'd of' isn't legitimate English. He merely makes a double contraction of 'I would have had to miss the dance' to 'I'd've had to miss the dance'.
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ida had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Our lives are better lived in chains
Original Lyrics:
Our lives are better left to chance
"Dancing In The Street" by Martha And The Vandellas
Misheard Lyrics:
And then NBC now.
Original Lyrics:
Baltimore and DC now.
"Dancing With Angels" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
If true love really does exist
It would feel as pure as this.
It would feel as pure as this.
Original Lyrics:
If true love really does exist
It would feel as good as this.
It would feel as good as this.
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Dang Mae, dang Mae.
They gonna git a rope and hang Mae high above the highest stream.
Baby, can you cook for more.
They gonna git a rope and hang Mae high above the highest stream.
Baby, can you cook for more.
Original Lyrics:
Dang me, dang me.
They oughta take a rope and hang me.
High from the highest tree.
Woman would you weep for me.
They oughta take a rope and hang me.
High from the highest tree.
Woman would you weep for me.
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Dang it, dang it
You oughta take a rope and hang it
Skies of the eighty-three
Won't you listen to me?
You oughta take a rope and hang it
Skies of the eighty-three
Won't you listen to me?
Original Lyrics:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
I like fourteen dollars, havin' twenty-seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
I lack fourteen dollars havin' twenty seven cents.
"Daniel Prayed" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
He cared not for the Krispy Kreme
But asked God for chocolate instead.
But asked God for chocolate instead.
Original Lyrics:
He cared not for the king's decrees
But trusted God to set him free.
But trusted God to set him free.
"Danny's Song" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
Original Lyrics:
Love a guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
"The Day Before You" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're here and everything's changing
Suddenly life ain't so much.
Suddenly life ain't so much.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're here and everything's changing
Suddenly life means so much.
Suddenly life means so much.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with cows and collies.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Delicious Surprise" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't sleep 'til I've had enough
I saved my wife from a paper cut.
I saved my wife from a paper cut.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't sleep 'til I've had enough
I won't sip my wine from no paper cup.
I won't sip my wine from no paper cup.
"Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton John
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a painted rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was bleedin' you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a painted rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was bleedin' you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
Original Lyrics:
Delta Dawn
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
But give the devil his dew
Original Lyrics:
But give the devil his due
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Granny does your dog like
No child knows.
No child knows.
Original Lyrics:
Granny does your dog bite?
No child no.
No child no.
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a fiddle up yours.
Original Lyrics:
I bet a fiddle of gold.
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny raising up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
"Did I Shave My Legs For This?" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
That I saved my last for best.
I turn around to be sure
That I saved my last for best.
Original Lyrics:
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
"Diggin' Up Bones" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up phones, I'm pickin' up phones
Consuming things that's better left alone.
Consuming things that's better left alone.
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones
Exhuming things that's better left alone.
Exhuming things that's better left alone.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be puree gee double 'el or me.
Original Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be your A-G double L of me.
Original Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Dee I Vee Oh A*** see-ee becomes final today.
Original Lyrics:
Our D I V O R C E becomes final today.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dixie landing light
Original Lyrics:
Dixieland delight
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Mason Dixon Line
Original Lyrics:
On a Mason-Dixon night
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, bark and holler.
Original Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, parked in a holler.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my dollar
In Hartfield Holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
In Hartfield Holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Spend my dollar
Parked in a holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
Parked in a holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
"Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Irene hurt your finger
Original Lyrics:
Does my ring hurt your finger
"Doin' My Time" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a new mai tai.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta do my time.
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be Cupid
You know I love you.
You know I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
You know I love you.
You know I love you.
"Don't Blink" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pie
Original Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pipe
"Don't Cross The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't spend the time.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide.
"Don't Fence Me In" by Sammy Kaye
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the murmer of a cup of tea
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the murmer of the cottonwood trees
"Don't Happen Twice" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two whiskey cups
Original Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two Dixie cups
"Don't Leave, I Think I Love You" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Darlene, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
"Don't Rock The Jukebox" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't rock the juicebox
Original Lyrics:
Don't rock the jukebox
"Don't Take Her (She's All I Got)" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend, don't take her, she's all I got.'
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't rape the squirrel.
Don't rape the squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't take the girl.
Don't take the girl.
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby smiled.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's fine.
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says a baby son
or
Doctor said the baby's stuck
or
Doctor said the baby's stuck
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Waste Your Heart" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you tightly squeeze.
When you tightly squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you've tied its wings.
When you've tied its wings.
"Don't" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on trust.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner and a Cajun beat.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear a little Joe LeBlanc.
Original Lyrics:
When you hear a little 'Jolie Blonde'.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're better off when Danny's not around.
Original Lyrics:
And we're better off when Daddy's not around.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I looked pretty nude.
Original Lyrics:
Said I looked pretty cute.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you better get home 'cos your daddy's away.
Original Lyrics:
Well you better get home 'cos your dad is awake.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Hindenburg, 'Wait your turn', and four five foul strout.
Original Lyrics:
'Indian burn' and 'Wait your turn', and 'four foul balls, you're out'.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Indian bird, and wet your turd
And four fine b***s, your out.
And four fine b***s, your out.
Original Lyrics:
Indian burn, and wait your turn
And four foul balls, you're out.
And four foul balls, you're out.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Little P***** jokes
Original Lyrics:
Little moron jokes
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
or
Lucky stripe green
or
Lucky stripe green
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticks snow floats and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Original Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Styx nose plugs were little rubber-coated clips that you put on your nose to keep water out when swimming.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
The scene of the Bockamer Hose
Original Lyrics:
The seam up the back of her hose
"Do You Remember These" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and cigarette toads
Original Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and secret codes
"Do You Remember These" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Want Fries With That?" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want hoes with that?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want fries with that?
"Do You Want To Go To Heaven?" by T. G. Sheppard
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said, 'Yes, just leave me alone.'
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Yes, just lead me on.'
"Dream On" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream on
Spent the night in your heaven
I'll be here 'til I go away.
Spent the night in your heaven
I'll be here 'til I go away.
Original Lyrics:
Dream on
Spent the night in Heaven
I'll be here to light your way.
Spent the night in Heaven
I'll be here to light your way.
"Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday house wipe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife.
"Dream Walkin'" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta know how history ends.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta know how this dream ends.
"Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me another one
an itty bitty other one
an itty bitty other one
Original Lyrics:
Pour me another one,
I'm finished with the other one
I'm finished with the other one
"Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me another one
An itty bitty other one.
An itty bitty other one.
Original Lyrics:
Pour me another one
I'm finished with the other one.
I'm finished with the other one.
"Driving My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Speed trap, up ahead.
Original Lyrics:
Steep grade, up ahead.
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Miss Walker.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Dumas Walker.
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Miss Walker
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Newman Walkers.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Dumas Walker.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet, a little dust on the bottom
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bible
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On the Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be
A little rust on the bottom.
A little rust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be
A little dust on the bottle.
A little dust on the bottle.
"Dust on the Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bible
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
"Dust on the Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottom
or
There's maybe some dust on the bible
or
There's maybe some dust on the bible
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
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