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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Lady Down On Love" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I was embarrassed when she turned out the lights
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't there when she turned out the lights
Misheard Lyrics:
Coochie coo a day or a slob, mist-ah!
Original Lyrics:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
"Landslide" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Can the childhood in my heart rise above
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
Original Lyrics:
Can the child within my heart rise above
"Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
In a stone covered hill
Original Lyrics:
In a snow covered hill
"Landslide" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Landmine got you down.
Original Lyrics:
Landslide got you down.
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
All you people gotta pee gotta pee,
how your crap's affecting our capacity.
Original Lyrics:
All you people can't you see can't you see
how your love is affecting our reality
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be running high when you're screamin' my name, alright!
Original Lyrics:
I may run and hide when you're screamin' my name, alright!
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been runnin' high,
People screamin' my name, alright.
But let me tell you now
There are prices to pay, alright
Original Lyrics:
I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
"Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
We're phuckin' hard and you're screwin' me good all night
Original Lyrics:
I'll be runnin' high when you're screamin' my name alright
"Last Name" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, my name's Joe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, where did my manners go?
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut my wife into pieces.
Original Lyrics:
Cut my life into pieces.
"Leave The Pieces" by The Wreckers
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the dishes when you go.
Original Lyrics:
Leave the pieces when you go.
"Leaving On A Jet Plane" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' on a jet train
Original Lyrics:
I'm leavin' on a jet plane.
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" by Engelbert Humperdinck
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Saint Clair in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Les Bicyclettes De Belsize" by Engelbert Humperdinck
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady, say Clair to Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
"Let 'Er Rip" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, Butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, let it fly.
"Let Er Rip" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take no red lights.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take all day and night.
"Let Me Let Go" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I took this strange city you're shining
Original Lyrics:
The lights of this strange city are shining
"Let Me Let Go" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is for the best, why are you stealing my heart
You're stealing my soul, let me let go
Original Lyrics:
If this is for the best, why are you still in my heart
Are you still in my soul, let me let go
"Let Me Tell You About Love" by Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me tell you, hellbound love
Original Lyrics:
Let me tell you about love
"Let Me Touch You For A While" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
And now you're in a Wonder Bra
I wonder what you're doing here.
Original Lyrics:
And now you're in a wonderama
I wonder what you're doing here.
"Let Me Touch You For A While" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
And to me you're f***in' pretty fine.
Original Lyrics:
And to me you're lookin' really fine.
"Let My Love Open The Door" by Pete Townshend
Misheard Lyrics:
Let murder open the door to your heart
Original Lyrics:
Let my love open the door to your heart
"Let's Get Reckless" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get breakfast, Let's get breakfast tonight
Original Lyrics:
Let's get reckless, Let's get reckless tonight
"Let's Get Rocked" by Def Leppard
Misheard Lyrics:
Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid Rock
Original Lyrics:
Let's get , lets get, lets get, lets get rocked
"Let's Groove" by Earth, Wind & Fire
Misheard Lyrics:
Let this groove, c'est quelque chose (in French)
So stand up, alright, alright
Original Lyrics:
Let this groove set in your shoes
So stand up, alright, alright
c'est quelque chose - means "quite something" in French
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my bones.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my soul.
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my hole
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my soul
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Lesbian love
All night long.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make love
All night long.
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Letis make lard
All night long.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make love
All night long.
"Let Your Love Flow" by Bellamy Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all different things.
Original Lyrics:
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all living things.
"Let Your Love Flow" by Bellamy Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
So let that thunder take you into space.
Original Lyrics:
So let that wonder take you into space.
"Life Goes On" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I would give you the woren out.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I would give til you wore it out.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
"Life Goes On" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause your cankles back.
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause you can't go back.
"Life In The Fast Lane" by Eagles
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
A road's a road, this I know.
Original Lyrics:
Road so rough, this I know.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a highway
I can't fight it on my own.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the road that leads up ahead.
Original Lyrics:
This is the road and these are the hands.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
With a brave RV
Original Lyrics:
Where the brave are free
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
With a brave offering
Original Lyrics:
Where the brave are free
"Life On Mars" by David Bowie
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man beating on the young guy
Original Lyrics:
Law man beating on the wrong guy
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Heck, sure, things blow up in my face.
Original Lyrics:
Had sure things blow up in my face.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off of a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen it all tryin' to win the race.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a long shot win the race.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get off from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's a Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Lights Are On, Nobody's Home" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I still wear my hair the same
Still wipe the sink alone.
Original Lyrics:
I still wear my hair the same
Still like the same cologne.
"Like A Wrecking Ball" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna rock some sheep that knocked the pictures off the wall
Original Lyrics:
Wanna rock some sheet rock, knock the pictures off the wall
"Like Red on a Rose" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love kitties.
Original Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love pennies.
"Lithium" by Nirvana
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My will is cooked.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My will is good.
"Lithium" by Nirvana
Misheard Lyrics:
I've broken your wings.
Original Lyrics:
We've broken our mirrors.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a roll and a little trampoline.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rope and a little Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rope and a little gasoline
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Let 'em fo 'cause I don't need no stress.
Original Lyrics:
Let 'em go 'cause I don't need no strings.
"Little Good-Byes" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Changed my voice on the machine,
now there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
Original Lyrics:
Change my voice on the machine,
or there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the Liberace cap
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the Liberace mat
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter, but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the liberachi but I took the cap
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the lid, but I took the can
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Half done washing the VCR.
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter, but I took the cat
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR.
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the liver, but I took the cat
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Loaded up the jimmy in the back of my car half the watch and the VCR
Original Lyrics:
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car have fun watching the VCR
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
My little good time
Original Lyrics:
My little goodbyes
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mama's tomato sandwich
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
So I made up my mind and made a sandwich.
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made your mama a tomato sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little voodoo man
Original Lyrics:
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little Buddha man
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the liver out to the cat
Original Lyrics:
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the litter, but I took the cat
"Little Joe The Wrangler" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
When a northern gun exploded
Original Lyrics:
When a norther commenced blowin'
"A Little Less Talk" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
"Little Miss Honky Tonk" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand bucks of money
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand buckle bunnies
In the country western circuit, the term "buckle bunny" means a woman who is kind of like a "groupie" for a hot cowboy -- the kind of dude with lots of big belt buckles and all that jazz.
"Little Miss Honky Tonk" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm her big fat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm her big cat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
"Little Red Rodeo" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Texas brakes, candy apple red rodeo
Original Lyrics:
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo
"Little Red Rodeo" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Texas place, can the apple red rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo.
"Little Red Wagon" by Miranda Lambert
Misheard Lyrics:
The front seat's broken and my a**hole's dragging.
Original Lyrics:
The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
"Little Rock" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive a new Mercedes
Drink Guinness with the ladies.
Original Lyrics:
I drive a new Mercedes
Play tennis with the ladies.
"Little Rock" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
I needed a new town for my new start
Seven VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
Original Lyrics:
I needed a new town for my new start
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
"Little Rock" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven VCRs in Arkansas and a Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-Mart
"Live a Little" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get my pride or a cheese steak.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get my priorities straight.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved Peter and I smoked reefer.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I smoked the sweet herb.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness, I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denying.
It's incorrectly interpreted in your 'New Entries'. I was just hoping to clear it up. Thanks!
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a blue man's shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a four-lane Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Blue Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds in a four man Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
Great song! Loved the Tim/Scotty version on Idol.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull man who aren't you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man's Shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named food is you
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull names blue man's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a four-lane through Manchu
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length Fu-Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu man chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a homemade Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim Mcgraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
on bull named Blue Man's Shoe
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
Original Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
Original Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
Fu Man-Chu is a kind of moustache.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my dad.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd grow a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay, forgive me, I'm in denial.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Live like you were Diane.
Original Lyrics:
Live like you were dying.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bull named Blue Mongoose
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bull named ELMER'S GLUE..
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a four-man Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a full man Fu-Manchu
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgivness I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness that did not end.
I found this over at www.songmeanings.net. I didn't have, nor have the heart to e-mail the submitter and tell him he's wrong.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds and a blue man's food got you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Those Songs" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Cussing up the seventh GI bill
OR
Cussing up the Senate GI bill
Original Lyrics:
Cussing Uncle Sam and the GI bill
"Live Those Songs" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Cledus
Original Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Credence
"Live Those Songs" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk (the President).
Original Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk in Fresno.
"Livin' Fastforward" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavenly rockstar outta control
Original Lyrics:
Hilbilly rockstar out of control
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Original Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and a living will.
Original Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and living well.
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
Original Lyrics:
When she set foot on my shore.
"Living and Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
A little routine nightlife
Original Lyrics:
A little routine I liked
"Living For The Night" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I bitch her out
Into those neons arms that hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
Every night I venture out
Into those neon arms that hold me tight
"Living In A Moment" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
And when they come by stone, all they need to ride on
Original Lyrics:
And when they carve my stone all they need to write on it
"Living In A Moment" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
One slender man who got all he ever wanted
Original Lyrics:
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted
"Living In A Moment" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
One slipped up man who got all he ever wanted.
Original Lyrics:
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted.
"Living On Love" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
A little devil ray,
with a tint of a colored mocha
Original Lyrics:
Her lips are devil red,
and her skin's the color mocha
"Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside the deviled egg.
Original Lyrics:
Her lips are devil red.
"Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's cute and oh suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
or
She's cute and so suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
or
She's cute and so suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
Original Lyrics:
She's into superstition
black cats and voo doo dolls
"Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina wants to die of old age
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
"Livin' On Borrowed Time" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mom said honkin', even see that thing.
Original Lyrics:
Her mom said, 'Hon, can't even see that thing'.
"Liza Jane" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Little eyes of Jane
Original Lyrics:
Little Liza Jane
"Liza Jane" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Little lies and chains
Original Lyrics:
Little Liza Jane
"Lola" by The Kinks
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a saff-low voice she said Lola.
Original Lyrics:
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
"Lonely & Gone" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound sold out with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely & Gone" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely & Gone" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely Women" by Steve Wariner
Misheard Lyrics:
Only women make good lovers.
Original Lyrics:
Lonely women make good lovers.
"Long Arm Of The Law" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't outrun the man that mows the lawn
Original Lyrics:
You can't outrun the long arm of the law
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Tails of sin only evil remains.
Original Lyrics:
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Rails of sin only evil remains.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's a ridin' that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
The devil's a driving that long black train.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
There is protection and there is peace the same
Burn in your ticket for that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
There is protection and there's peace the same
Burning your ticket for that long black train.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a engine there on that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
There's a engineer on that long black train.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" by The Hollies
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" by The Hollies
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful bum.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" by The Hollies
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
Original Lyrics:
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
"Long Gone Daddy" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lazy cow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a-leavin' now.
"Long Neck Bottle" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long d**k mama
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Original Lyrics:
Long neck bottle
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
"Long Neck Bottle" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Original Lyrics:
Long Neck Bottle let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
"Long Time Gone'" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie gotta sore toe since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't snatched a saddle since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't clubbed my kill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swiggin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bakin' field
Used to be filled with burr-leaf tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tobacco.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't cooked a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a whore since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't hold a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't looked a porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't pulled your toe since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't rode a hoe.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't hoed a row.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut wind and hit the road runnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't held a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't hold her up since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be filled with fur leaf tabacco.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Way Around" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I heard myself.
"Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee" by Cast of 'Grease'
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaughn Goot
Original Lyrics:
Hey Vongool
"Look Heart, No Hands" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
No fences, no wall
No net, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
Original Lyrics:
No fence, no walls,
just arms to hold you
"Lookin' for Love" by Johnny Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done everything I could to get the blues subside
Original Lyrics:
I've done everything I could to get me through the night
"Looking at the World Through a Windshield" by Del Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm looking at Astroworld through a windshield
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm looking at the world through a windshield
"Lord, I Hope This Day Is Good" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I hope to stay in school
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I hope this day is good
"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you're not here
Original Lyrics:
I thought that I heard you laughing
"The Love Cats" by The Cure
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh want me, want me, want me, want me pretty.
Original Lyrics:
You're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
"Love Gets Me Every Time" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Calvin Dunnan
Original Lyrics:
Gone and done it
"Love Gets Me Every Time" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crackin' ten.
Original Lyrics:
I was quite content.
"Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Lovin' an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Love in an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
"Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Shagging when you yell 'Darth Vader'.
Original Lyrics:
Jacki's in the elevator.
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you left me faceless
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I once thought of love in the evening.
Original Lyrics:
I once thought of love as a prison.
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a mad hat bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a man can be
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you left me defenseless
I've only got one thing.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea.
"Love Is A Beautiful Thing" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the church bells ring
Tie the kids to the back of that limosine
Love is a beautiful thing
Original Lyrics:
Let the church bells ring
Tie the cans to the back of that limosine
Love is a beautiful thing
"Love Is A Beautiful Thing" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the kids to the back of that limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the cans to the back of that limousine.
"Love Is A Beautiful Thing" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake
Have 'bin smokin since '98....
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake
Haven't spoken since '98
"Love Is Alive" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is an Ivan at the breakfast table.
Original Lyrics:
Love is alive and at the breakfast table.
"Love Is Alive" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin aloud atop the breakfast table
every day of the week
Original Lyrics:
Love is alive and at the breakfast table
every day of the week
"Love Is Like A Butterfly" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's gentle acid high
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
or
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's general's alibi
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a butterfly
As soft and gentle as a sigh
It's multi-colored moods of love
Are like it's satin wings.
"Love Is The Right Place" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
So put up and just shut up
Original Lyrics:
So pull open your shutters
"A Love Like That" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I could use a little some'o' that.
Original Lyrics:
I could use a little sun on my back.
"Love's Got An Attitude" by Amy Dalley
Misheard Lyrics:
A blow to the hair's exactly what I need
Original Lyrics:
Kroeger has exactly what I need:
"Love Story" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Good Charlottes tell me how to feel
Original Lyrics:
They're trying to tell me how to feel
"Love Will Turn You Around" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
Life will deliver the shock-a-boo s**ter
And drive him down to his knees
Original Lyrics:
Life will deliver a shock that will shiver
And drive him down to his knees
"Love Without End, Amen" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
A love without enemies
Original Lyrics:
A love without end, Amen.
"Love You Out Loud" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to love you a lot.
Original Lyrics:
I want to love you out loud.
"Love Your Love The Most" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
My 4-wheel drive and acorn ducks
Original Lyrics:
My 4-wheel drive and 8 point bucks
"Love Your Love The Most" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my franks
Original Lyrics:
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and I'm coppin' a feel.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crap in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crocodile seal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crotch that won't heal
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a drop in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children had a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 Children, and the cops in the field
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children, and the crops in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 children and a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 children and a tropical eel
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hungry children lost in the well
or
Four hundred children in a trap in the field
or
400 children and a car with three wheels
or
400 children and a cross in the feild
or
With four hundred children and a crack in the field
or
With four hundred children and a sore that won't heal
or
400 children and I'm copping a feel
or
Four hundred children and a crop full of steel
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children and a crotch that won't heal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children that are lost in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With four hundred children who crap in the field
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You fifty-five time to leave me, Lucille
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and the crops in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and the crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With two hungry children and a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
Typical American mispronunciation (you hear it every day on cable tv). President G.W. Bush is one of the premiere exponents.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, you squeal.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You're 55, time to leave me, Lucille
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Newburry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
And Newberry train songs.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And blueberry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And Newberry's train songs.
Jerry Jeff Walker Adds: "In the song, it's sung as both "Jerry Jeff (Walker)'s train songs" and "(Mickey) Newberry's train songs" (depending on who is singing). Willie Nelson sings "Jerry Jeff". Waylon sings "Newberry"."
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' rain songs
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Jerry Jeff's train songs.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go looking by Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go to Luton by Texas.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go to lookin' back Texas.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling woman.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar and two good firm feelin' women.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling women.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day.
"Luckenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This successful life of livin'
Got us reelin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Original Lyrics:
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
"Lucky 4 You" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Number 5 just cries a river again,
7 wants to tie you up and drown you in
Original Lyrics:
Number 5 just cries a river a minute,
7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it
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