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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Lady Down On Love" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I was embarrassed when she turned out the lights
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't there when she turned out the lights
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut my wife into pieces.
Original Lyrics:
Cut my life into pieces.
"Layla" by Eric Clapton
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay love, your got me on my knees
Gay love, beggin' dollars please.
Gay love, beggin' dollars please.
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees
Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please.
Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please.
"Layla" by Eric Clapton
Misheard Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get hungry?
Original Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get lonely?
"Leave The Pieces" by The Wreckers
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the dishes when you go.
Original Lyrics:
Leave the pieces when you go.
"Let 'Er Rip" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, Butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
Let 'er rip, let it fly.
"Let Er Rip" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take no red lights.
Don't take no red lights.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take all day and night.
Don't take all day and night.
"Let Me Rest in Peace" by Joss Whedon's Good ol' Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and marry him
In a hole six feet deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet belly
So let me rest in peace
Why don't you let me rest in peace.
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and marry him
In a hole six feet deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet belly
So let me rest in peace
Why don't you let me rest in peace.
Original Lyrics:
Let me rest in peace
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole six feet deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
So let me rest in peace
Why don't you let me rest in peace.
Let me get some sleep
Let me take my love and bury it
In a hole six feet deep
I can lay my body down
But I can't find my sweet release
So let me rest in peace
Why don't you let me rest in peace.
"Let Me Touch You For A While" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
And now you're in a Wonder Bra
I wonder what you're doing here.
I wonder what you're doing here.
Original Lyrics:
And now you're in a wonderama
I wonder what you're doing here.
I wonder what you're doing here.
"Let Me Touch You For A While" by Alison Krauss
Misheard Lyrics:
And to me you're f***in' pretty fine.
Original Lyrics:
And to me you're lookin' pretty fine.
"Let's Get Reckless" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get breakfast, Let's get breakfast tonight
Original Lyrics:
Let's get reckless, Let's get reckless tonight
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill/Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my bones.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my soul.
"Let's Make Love" by Faith Hill/Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my hole
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel you in my soul
"Let's Make Love" by Hill Faith/Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Lesbian love
All night long.
All night long.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make love
All night long.
All night long.
"Let's Make Love" by Hill Faith/Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Letis make lard
All night long.
All night long.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make love
All night long.
All night long.
"Let Your Love Flow" by Bellamy Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all different things.
And let your love bind you to all different things.
Original Lyrics:
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all living things.
And let your love bind you to all living things.
"Let Your Love Flow" by Bellamy Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
So let that thunder take you into space.
Original Lyrics:
So let that wonder take you into space.
"Life Goes On" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I would give you the woren out.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I would give til you wore it out.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
"Life Goes On" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause your cankles back.
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause you can't go back.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
A road's a road, this I know.
Original Lyrics:
Road so rough, this I know.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a highway
I can't fight it on my own.
I can't fight it on my own.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long.
I wanna ride it all night long.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the road that leads up ahead.
Original Lyrics:
This is the road and these are the hands.
"Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
With a brave RV
Original Lyrics:
Where the brave are free
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Heck, sure, things blow up in my face.
Original Lyrics:
Had sure things blow up in my face.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off of a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen it all tryin' to win the race.
Original Lyrics:
Seen the longshot win the race.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get off from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's a Dance" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they got matches
Think we should rape them!
Think we should rape them!
Original Lyrics:
Well, they got mansions
Think we should rob them!
Think we should rob them!
"Lights Are On, Nobody's Home" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I still wear my hair the same
Still wipe the sink alone.
Still wipe the sink alone.
Original Lyrics:
I still wear my hair the same
Still like the same cologne.
Still like the same cologne.
"Like Red on a Rose" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love kitties.
Original Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love pennies.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a roll and a little trampoline.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rope and a little Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rope and a little gasoline
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
"A Little Gasoline" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Let 'em fo 'cause I don't need no stress.
Original Lyrics:
Let 'em go 'cause I don't need no strings.
"Little Good-Byes" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
"Little Good-byes" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the Liberace mat
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter, but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Changed my voice on the machine,
now there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
now there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
Original Lyrics:
Change my voice on the machine,
or there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
or there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the Liberace cap
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the liberachi but I took the cap
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by She Daisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the lid, but I took the can
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Half done washing the VCR.
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Half done washing the VCR.
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter, but I took the cat
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR.
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR.
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Left the liver, but I took the cat
Original Lyrics:
Left the litter but I took the cat
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Loaded up the jimmy in the back of my car half the watch and the VCR
Original Lyrics:
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car have fun watching the VCR
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
My little good time
Original Lyrics:
My little goodbyes
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
So I made up my mind and made a sandwich.
"Little Goodbyes" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
So I made your mama a tomato sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
And I didn't shed a tear.
Original Lyrics:
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
And I didn't shed a tear.
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little voodoo man
funny little voodoo man
Original Lyrics:
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little Buddha man
funny little Buddha man
"Little Goodbyes" by SheDaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the liver out to the cat
Left the liver out to the cat
Original Lyrics:
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the litter, but I took the cat
Left the litter, but I took the cat
"Little Joe The Wrangler" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
When a northern gun exploded
Original Lyrics:
When a norther commenced blowin'
"A Little Less Talk" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
"Little Miss Honky Tonk" by Brooks&Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand bucks of money
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand buckle bunnies
In the country western circuit, the term "buckle bunny" means a woman who is kind of like a "groupie" for a hot cowboy -- the kind of dude with lots of big belt buckles and all that jazz.
"Little Miss Honky Tonk" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm her big fat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm her big cat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
"Little Red Rodeo" by Colin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Texas brakes, candy apple red rodeo
Original Lyrics:
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo
"Little Red Rodeo" by Colin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Texas place, can the apple red rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo.
"Little Rock" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive a new Mercedes
Drink Guinness with the ladies.
Drink Guinness with the ladies.
Original Lyrics:
I drive a new Mercedes
Play tennis with the ladies.
Play tennis with the ladies.
"Little Rock" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
I needed a new town for my new start
Seven VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
Seven VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
Original Lyrics:
I needed a new town for my new start
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
"Little Rock" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven VCRs in Arkansas and a Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-Mart
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved Peter and I smoked reefer.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness, I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denying.
It's incorrectly interpreted in your 'New Entries'. I was just hoping to clear it up. Thanks!
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a four-lane Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull man who aren't you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man's Shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull names blue man's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length Fu-Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu man chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a homade Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2,7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2,7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
Original Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.6 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.6 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
Original Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.6 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.6 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
Fu Man-Chu is a kind of moustache.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd grow a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
On a four-man Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgivness I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness that did not end.
I found this over at www.songmeanings.net. I didn't have, nor have the heart to e-mail the submitter and tell him he's wrong.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim Mcgraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my dad.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay, forgive me, I'm in denial.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'.
"Live Those Songs" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Cledus
Original Lyrics:
I'd be rollin on a river with Credence
"Live Those Songs" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk (the President).
Original Lyrics:
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk in Fresno.
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Original Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and a living will.
Original Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and living well.
"Living And Living Well" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
Original Lyrics:
When she set foot on my shore.
"Living In A Moment" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
One slipped up man who got all he ever wanted.
Original Lyrics:
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted.
"Living in a Moment" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
One slender man who got all he ever wanted
Original Lyrics:
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted
"Living On Love" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Living On Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Libby, don't tell us the time.
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Living On Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on toast and wine
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Livin' On Borrowed Time" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mom said honkin', even see that thing.
Original Lyrics:
Her mom said, 'Hon, can't even see that thing'.
"Lonely & Gone" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound sold out with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely Women" by Steve Wariner
Misheard Lyrics:
Only women make good lovers.
Original Lyrics:
Lonely women make good lovers.
"Lonestar" by Amazed
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna give a face for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be amazed by you.
"Long Arm Of The Law" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't outrun the man that mows the lawn
Original Lyrics:
You can't outrun the long arm of the law
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Tails of sin only evil remains.
Tails of sin only evil remains.
Original Lyrics:
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Rails of sin only evil remains.
Rails of sin only evil remains.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's a ridin' that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
The devil's a driving that long black train.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
There is protection and there is peace the same
Burn in your ticket for that long black train.
Burn in your ticket for that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
There is protection and there's peace the same
Burning your ticket for that long black train.
Burning your ticket for that long black train.
"Long Black Train" by Josh Turner
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a engine there on that long black train.
Original Lyrics:
There's a engineer on that long black train.
"Long Gone Daddy" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lazy cow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a-leavin' now.
"Long Neck Bottle" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long d*** mama
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Original Lyrics:
Long neck bottle
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
"Long Neck Bottle" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Original Lyrics:
Long Neck Bottle let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
"Long Time Gone'" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie gotta sore toe since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't snatched a saddle since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't clubbed my kill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swiggin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't cooked a pork since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't f***ed a whore since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't hold a rope since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't looked a porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't pulled your toe since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't rode a hoe.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't hoed a row.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I cut wind and hit the road runnin'.
Original Lyrics:
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time gone
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't hold her up since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I ain’t held a rope since I don’t know when.
Original Lyrics:
No, I ain’t hoed a row since I don’t know when.
"Long Time Gone" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be filled with fur leaf tabacco.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
"Long Way Around" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I hurt myself.
Original Lyrics:
I opened my mouth and I heard myself.
"Look Heart, No Hands" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
No fences, no wall
No net, just you
No net, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
No meth lab, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
No meth lab, just you
Original Lyrics:
No fence, no walls,
just arms to hold you
just arms to hold you
"Love Gets Me Everytime" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crackin' ten.
Original Lyrics:
I was quite content.
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you left me faceless
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I once thought of love in the evening.
Original Lyrics:
I once thought of love as a prison.
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a mad hat bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as guilty as a man can be
"Love In The First Degree" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you left me defenseless
I've only got one thing.
I've only got one thing.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea.
I've only got one plea.
"Love Is Alive" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is an Ivan at the breakfast table.
Original Lyrics:
Love is alive and at the breakfast table.
"Love Is Alive" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin aloud atop the breakfast table
every day of the week
every day of the week
Original Lyrics:
Love is alive and at the breakfast table
every day of the week
every day of the week
"Love Is Like A Butterfly" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's gentle acid high
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
or
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's general's alibi
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
A sultan's gentle acid high
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
or
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's general's alibi
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a butterfly
As soft and gentle as a sigh
It's multi-colored moods of love
Are like it's satin wings.
As soft and gentle as a sigh
It's multi-colored moods of love
Are like it's satin wings.
"Love is the Right Place" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
So put up and just shut up
Original Lyrics:
So pull open your shutters
"A Love Like That" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I could use a little some'o' that.
Original Lyrics:
I could use a little sun on my back.
"Love Without End, Amen" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
A love without enemies
Original Lyrics:
A love without end, Amen.
"Love You Out Loud" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to love you a lot.
Original Lyrics:
I want to love you out loud.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Wiliams' pain songs
And blueberry's train songs.
And blueberry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And Newberry's train songs.
And Newberry's train songs.
Jerry Jeff Walker Adds: "In the song, it's sung as both "Jerry Jeff (Walker)'s train songs" and "(Mickey) Newberry's train songs" (depending on who is singing). Willie Nelson sings "Jerry Jeff". Waylon sings "Newberry"."
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' rain songs
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
or
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Newburry's train songs.
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
or
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Newburry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
And Newberry train songs.
And Newberry train songs.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' rain songs
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Jerry Jeff's train songs.
Jerry Jeff's train songs.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go looking by Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go to lookin' back Texas.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar and two good firm feelin' women.
Is a guitar and two good firm feelin' women.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
and in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
and in your high society you cry all day
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day
And in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day.
And in your high society you cry all day.
"Luchenbach, Texas" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
This successful life of livin'
Got us reelin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Got us reelin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Original Lyrics:
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and I'm coppin' a feel.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crap in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crotch that won't heal
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a drop in the field.
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children had a crap in the field.
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
With 400 Children, and the cops in the field
Original Lyrics:
With 4 hungry children, and the crops in the field