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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Yakety Yak" by The Coasters
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father simply knows what cooks.
Original Lyrics:
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks.
"Y'all Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
How they linger in her mind
Miles and years played the cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
How they linger in his mind
Miles and years plagued the cowboy.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
But the one most requested by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the band called Jane's Addiction at the All Come Back Saloon.
Original Lyrics:
But the one most requested by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night Benediction at the Ya'll Come Back Saloon.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
But the one most requested by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night benediction and they all come back salutin'.
Original Lyrics:
But the one most requested by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night benediction at the Ya'll Come Back Saloon.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
But the one most requested, by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night band addiction at the All Come Back Saloon.
Original Lyrics:
But the one most requested, by the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night benediction at the Ya'll Come Back Saloon.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
But the one most requested
By the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night rendition of the 'Ya'll Come Back Saloon'.
Original Lyrics:
But the one most requested
By the man she knew as 'Cowboy'
Was the late night Benediction at the Ya'll Come Back Saloon.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
She played tambourine with a silver jingle
And she must have blown the words to at least a million tunes
But the one most requested by the banshee's newest cowboy
Was the late night bad addiction, and they all come back salutin'.
Original Lyrics:
She played tambourine with a silver jingle
And she must have known the words to at least a million tunes
But the one most requested by the man she knew as Cowboy
Was the late night benediction at the Y'all Come Back Saloon.
"Ya'll Come Back Saloon" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
She played tambourine with a single jingle.
Original Lyrics:
She played tambourine with a silver jingle.
"Yard Sale" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I never thought, I'd ever live to see
The way they're snortin' through what's left of you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I never thought, I'd ever live to see
The way they're sortin' through what's left of you and me.
"Yellow Rose of Texas" by Mitch Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Texas Avenue
Original Lyrics:
(that) Texas ever knew
"Yes I Understand" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
I understand she won your heart, Stoned your love, threw us apart.
Original Lyrics:
I understand she won your heart, Stole your love, drew us apart.
"Yes!" by Chad Brock
Misheard Lyrics:
She said yes, I said, 'Why?'
Original Lyrics:
She said yes, I said, 'Wow'
"Y.M.C.A." by Village People
Misheard Lyrics:
Nutmeg
Original Lyrics:
Young man
"Y.M.C.A." by Village People
Misheard Lyrics:
Why Em see hey?
Original Lyrics:
Y-M-C-A
"You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes a man's caught lookin'
At things that he don't eat.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes a man's caught lookin'
At things that he don't need.
"You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
For you're a big-toothed hen.
I happen to know it,
And I'm gonna stand right here.
Original Lyrics:
For you to get to him,
I'd have to move over,
And I'm gonna stand right here.
"You Ain't Woman Enough" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't woman enough to take my dad.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't woman enough to take my man.
"You Are My Everything" by Clint Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good chance
To get at least as far as his old man Vance.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
"You Are My Sunshine" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me happy,
because I'm great
Original Lyrics:
You make me happy,
When skies are grey
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the river, it's a typical Tuesday night
Original Lyrics:
I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' the streets with you in your one-eye jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' the streets with you in your worn-out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking the street with you in your one-eyed jeans
Original Lyrics:
Walking the street with you in your worn-out jeans
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's obsessed.
Original Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upset.
"You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upstairs
Original Lyrics:
You're on the phone with your girlfriend; she's upset.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get, what, your knees?
Original Lyrics:
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul to Mr. Jimmy
And he said one word to me and I was dead.
Original Lyrics:
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
And he said one word to me, and that was 'dead'.
"You Can't Hurry Love" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
My marmoset
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
Original Lyrics:
But Mama said
You can't hurry love
No you'll just have to wait.
"You Decorated My Life" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
Till you met with your pimp,
Changin' moods now and then
Original Lyrics:
Till you moved with your pen,
Changin' moods now and then
"You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band
Misheard Lyrics:
You took the farm away, baby
You took the farm away.
Original Lyrics:
You dropped the bomb on me, baby
You dropped the bomb on me.
"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine in the night with Jordan mate
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Shock through the heart and you're too lame.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Shock through the heart and you're too late.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
"You Gotta Love That" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
An old guitar and a new party hat
Original Lyrics:
An old guitar in a new Pontiac
"You Know You're Right" by Nirvana
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinging soup against her mouth.
Original Lyrics:
The stinging soup begins to melt.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to sleep out on the roof
But my emotions left.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to sweep out all the ruins
That my emotions left.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave your cat and make a sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap, but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my cat and leave your sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your 'can't believe my sweater'.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Capalene sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Catalina sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your Catholic nice weather.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cashmere, my sweater
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat beneath my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat hair off my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat who ate my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap but leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat, but leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap, but leave my sweater.
Editor's note: There is a disagreement as to whether the word is "cat" or "cap"; I've checked various lyrics sites and they have either word. I'm gonna go with cap, since that seems to make sense in the context of this line...but in the long run, anything's possible.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat, he ate my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take your cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your records, take your freedom
Take your cat 'cuz I won't feed him.
Original Lyrics:
Take your records, take your freedom
Take your memories, I don't need 'em.
"You'll Think Of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll thank me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll think of me.
"You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take you cap and leave my sweater.
"You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your cat and leave my sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Take you cap and leave my sweater.
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a man should rule woman.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like a natural woman.
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a shattered moaner.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like a natural woman.
"You Needed Me" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a Jew, and you were there.
Original Lyrics:
I needed you, and you were there.
"You Needed Me" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
You needled me, you needled me.
Original Lyrics:
You needed me, you needed me.
"You Never Can Tell" by Chuck Berry
Misheard Lyrics:
But when the sun went down, the record tipped over, the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Original Lyrics:
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Song is from 60s not 50s
"You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allan Coe
Misheard Lyrics:
The only time I know
I'll hear 'Edgar Allan Poe!'
Original Lyrics:
The only time I know
I'll hear 'David Allen Coe!'
"Young and Wild" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a night in jail and a pistol man
Original Lyrics:
I got a night in jail and a pissed old man
"Young Love" by Sonny James
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig down deep emotion
Original Lyrics:
Filled with deep emotion
"Young" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney Rebel didn't have a clue.
Original Lyrics:
Wannabe rebels didn't have a clue.
"Young" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
And our Timothy bad attitudes.
Original Lyrics:
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
And our typically bad attitudes.
"Young" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We were goin' to Hell, we were cuttin' class.
Original Lyrics:
We were growin' our hair, we were cuttin' class.
"Young" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
And our Tennessee bad attitudes.
Original Lyrics:
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
And our typically bad attitudes.
"Young" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Young and with no clothes
Original Lyrics:
Young and with no clue
"Young" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Young man with no clothes
Original Lyrics:
Young and with no clue
"You're All I Need To Get By" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a n**ger protects his neck
Original Lyrics:
Like an eagle protects his nest
"You're All I've Got Tonight" by The Cars
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't like that tonight
Original Lyrics:
You're all I got tonight
"You're An Ocean" by Fastball
Misheard Lyrics:
Urine ocean, urine ocean.
Original Lyrics:
You're an ocean, you're an ocean.
"You're A Part Of Me" by Charly McClain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pot of mead that I can't do without.
Original Lyrics:
You're a part of me that I can't do without.
"You're Easy On The Eyes" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Better say goodbye before this coaster falls.
Original Lyrics:
Better say goodbye before we go too far.
"You're Gonna Miss This" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna want this bag
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna want this back
"You're Not In Kansas Anymore" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
City lights will lead you home.
Original Lyrics:
City lights will lead you on.
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, master bater!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' better.
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at a scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the scolded Nun
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on.
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Look how far we've come now, David.
Original Lyrics:
Look how far we've come, my baby.
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like I ate it
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama took the long way.
Original Lyrics:
We might've took the long way.
"You're Still the One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at the sordid nun.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at us holding on.
"You're Still the One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We beat the Oz together
Original Lyrics:
We beat the odds together
"You're The One That I Want" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
And I'm losing the sole.
Original Lyrics:
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losing control.
"You're The One That I Want" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got shoes, they're made of python.
Original Lyrics:
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'.
"You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" by Shelly West & David Frizzell
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the reason God made ugly homos.
Original Lyrics:
You're the reason God made Oklahoma.
"Your Everything" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lets you fail
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lifts your veil
"Your Everything" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that reads your mail.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be the hand that lifts your veil.
"Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a good girl, gotta go to bed
Original Lyrics:
Your good girl's gonna go bad
"You Save Me" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, in two months, I bought a little diamond
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months, bought a little diamond
"You Send Me" by Sam Cooke
Misheard Lyrics:
You send me
On a Skidoo, on a Shidoo.
Original Lyrics:
You send me
Honest you do, honest you do.
"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Malcom.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk holes
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: You have made two fails. First off, the name of the song is "You Sexy Thing", NOT "I Believe in Miracles." Secondly, it came out in the year 1975, not 1980-anything.
"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Where're you from, you sexy plane?
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.
Where're you from, you sexy thing?
"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in velcro
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a fax machine
She kept her motor clean.
Original Lyrics:
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean.
This song predates faxes, but new listeners might not get that. It actually does sound like the lead singer is saying 'fax machine'
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
You sh*t me all night long.
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long.
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be all nylon.
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long
"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be on my lawn.
Original Lyrics:
You shook me all night long.
"You've Got a Way" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a way at Sears
Original Lyrics:
You've got a way it seems
"You Walked In" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked in, I had this cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
You walked in, I'm a physical wreck.
"You Were Mine" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
He's 2 inches 4, and you know they adore you
Original Lyrics:
He's 2 and she's 4 and you know they adore you
"You Were Mine" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 2 inches by 4
And you know it's all for you.
Original Lyrics:
He's 2 and she's 4
And you know they adore you.
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