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Fun Music Information -> Conway Twitty

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This is the most recent information about Conway Twitty that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Conway Twitty, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Harold Lloyd Jenkins. Submitted by: bill milham

Also known as: Harold Jenkins. Submitted by: pickle*

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"You've Never Bent This Far Before"	"You've Never Been This Far Before"	Roy R. Pryor
"I'd Love To Stand You Up"	"I'd Love To Lay You Down"	Regina Haniger
"Only Reality"	"Only Make Believe"	Country

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"What Are You Wearing?," Kahimi Karie	"Tight Fittin' Jeans," Conway Twitty
"I Know She Still Loves Me," George Strait	"It's Only Make Believe," Conway Twitty
"Baby You're In Love With Me," Joe Nichols	"It's Only Make Believe," Conway Twitty
"Time Machine," Ingrid Michaelson	"Fifteen Years Ago," Conway Twitty
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Net Kiss (Is The Last Goodbye)" originally "The Next Kiss (Is The Last Goodbye)"

Alyssa Jayne

"Hell Darlin'" originally "Hello Darlin'"

Candy Welty

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You've Never Been This Fair Before" originally "You've Never Been This Far Before"

Christy Blanchard

"Heron For A Day" originally "Hero For A Day"

Heron, as in the long-legged wading bird.

Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

"You've Never Been This Fear Before" originally "You've Never Been This Far Before"

Peter

Change a Letter:

"After All The Food Is Gone" originally "After All The Good Is Gone"

Twitty resorts to cannibalism?

Thomas Foolery

"Portrait Or A Fool" originally "Portrait Of A Fool"

Candy Welty

"Portrait On A Fool" originally "Portrait Of A Fool"

Candy Welty

"Portrait Of A Pool" originally "Portrait Of A Fool"

Candy Welty

"Portrait Of A Tool" originally "Portrait Of A Fool"

Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"It's Only Make Believe"	"You're Only Make believe"	Glynn Leaney
"It's Only Make Believe"	"You Make Me Want To Heave"	Glynn Leaney
"That's My Job"	"Time Goes On"	Darius Whitehead
"Linda On My Mind"	"Odie On My Mind"	Darius Whitehead
"You've Never Been This Far Before"	"I've Never Drove This Car Before"	Darius Whitehead
"There's A Honky Tonk Angel"	"There's A Guy Named Max Andrew"	Darius Whitehead
"Boogie Grass Band"	"Davemadson Band"	Darius Whitehead
"I've Already Loved You In My Mind"	"I Already Know How This Dance Goes"	Darius Whitehead
"The Games That Daddies Play"	"Away From The Games They Play"	Darius Whitehead
"Slow Hand"	"Strong Man"	Darius Whitehead
There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Slow Hand	F.E.M.A.	Kathy

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Addicted To Love Robert Palmer	Desperado Love Conway Twitty	Addicted To Desperado Love	Edward
I Beg Your Pardon Kon Kan	Hello Darlin' Conway Twitty	I Beg Your Pardon, Hello Darlin'	Mickey D.
A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash	Linda On My Mind Conway Twitty	A Boy Named Linda On My Mind	musicman
I Walk The Line Johnny Cash	I May Never Get To Heaven Conway Twitty	I Walk The Line To Heaven	musicman
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hello Darlin'" Misheard Lyrics: You’re just as ugly as you used to be Original Lyrics: You're just as lovely as you used to be.	"You've Never Been This Far Before" Misheard Lyrics: I don't know what I'm sayin' As my tremblin' fingers touch four little places Original Lyrics: I don't know what I'm sayin' As my tremblin' fingers touch forbidden places
"It's Only Make Believe" Misheard Lyrics: Cable sees us everywhere Original Lyrics: People see us everywhere	"Hello Darlin'" Misheard Lyrics: Hello, Darlin' Nice to see ya It's been a long time You're just as homely as you used to be. Original Lyrics: Hello, Darlin' Nice to see ya It's been a long time You're just as lovely as you used to be.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"You've Never Been This Far Before"

Misheard Lyrics:

I don't know what I'm sayin'
As my tremblin' fingers touch four little places

Original Lyrics:

I don't know what I'm sayin'
As my tremblin' fingers touch forbidden places

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dawn

This is what I thought I heard on the radio every morning in 1973 when I was getting ready for school. I was eleven. I knew nothing!

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Red Neckin' Love Makin' Night"

The Dated Lyrics:

Hello baby, Conway here
Let me lay this in your ear
Get ready to go, but we gonna roll about sundown
I got some boogie woogie music on the old 8-track
Yeah, I got the top laid back
And we'll go cruisin' and we'll go foolin' around

Why They're Dated:

Any song that mentions 8-track players, especially in a positive light, is showing its age.

Submitted by: Bob