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Song Parodies -> "Strong Man"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Strong Man"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

FusionMario1996 Is One Of Your Strong Men. And He Might Even Be Able To Lift You.
[Verse 1: Fusion Mario]
As The Weight Lifter Was Lifting Her,
In Tennis Racket At 3,
I Saw His Muscles That Fly, Much To My Surprise,
As He Lifted That Woman To Sea.

[Verse 2: SMG4]
Mario, Don't Say A Word, I Know What You Heard,
What That Body Says To You,
You're Just A Fat Guy,
You Eat Spaghetti And Die,
Then Catch The Flu.

[Chorus: SMG4 And Fusion Mario]
You Need To Be With The Strong Man,
You Need To Lift Him With a Fishing Pole,
You Need To Find A Way To Keep Him Cool,
Not Throw Him Out With A Monty Mole.
Mario, Listen, Give Him A Hand,
When You're In The Gym, You'll See The Strong Man.

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3: Fusion Mario]
Weight Lifting Guy, With No One To Die,
And These Muscles Make Me Proud.
We're Lifting With Glee, Like Super Mario Glitchy,
Who Makes Videos On The Ground.

[Verse 4: SMG4]
Mario, Don't Say A Word, I Know What You Heard,
What That Body Says To You,
If You Lift Like Him, Then You'll Be All Slim,
That'd Be Cool.

[Chorus: SMG4 And Fusion Mario]
You Had To Be With The Strong Man,
You Had To Lift Him With a Fishing Pole,
You Had To Find A Way To Keep Him Cool,
Not Throw Him Out With A Monty Mole.
Mario, Listen, Give Him A Hand,
When You're In The Gym, You'll See The Strong Man.
You Need To Lift Him With a Fishing Pole,
You Had To Find A Way To Keep Him Cool Like The Fan,
Not Throw Him Out With A Monty Mole.
Mario, Listen, Give Him A Hand,
When You're In The Gym, You'll See The Strong Man...

[End]
Fusion Mario Is A Great Lifter, He Says. Requested By Fusion Mario And SMG4.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures

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