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"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for Norway.
On a train bound for Norway.
Original Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere.
On a train bound for nowhere.
"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
When you're sittin' at the table.
Original Lyrics:
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
When you're sittin' at the table.
"Gentle On My Mind" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
It's known that your door is always open
And your path is free to watch
And your path is free to watch
Original Lyrics:
It's knowin' that your door is always open
And your path is free to walk.
And your path is free to walk.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just punched out of this gay karate.
Original Lyrics:
But I just punched out, an' it's paycheck Friday.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our olde merry cars.
Original Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our ordinary cars.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and beat somebody.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and be somebody.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's big chick Friday.
But I just punched out and it's big chick Friday.
Original Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's paycheck Friday.
But I just punched out and it's paycheck Friday.
"Get This" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me ice-cream, Corey!
Original Lyrics:
Give me a scream, Corey!
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
An old cowpoke went riding out
One Mork and Mindy day.
One Mork and Mindy day.
Original Lyrics:
An old cowpoke went riding out
One dark and windy day.
One dark and windy day.
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghostwriters in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Ghost riders in the sky
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Volkswagons in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Ghost riders in the sky
"The Girl On The Billboard" by Del Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And it's out in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
And it's out in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
Original Lyrics:
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
"Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with good tires
Original Lyrics:
Girls with guitars
"Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' at him just like a lovesick pup
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' at Hendrix like a lovesick pup
"Git Along Little Dogies" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear salsa
or
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear and soy sauce.
or
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear and soy sauce.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fill you up on prickly pear and cholla.
"Give Me That Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
When I my friends start smokin'
And I can't even drink.
And I can't even drink.
Original Lyrics:
When my head starts spinnin'
And I can't even think.
And I can't even think.
"Give My Love To Rose" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it ain't right that cheese should live alone.
Original Lyrics:
Because it ain't right that she should live alone.
"God Bless America" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
God bless America.
"God Blessed The Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I set out on an aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
I set out on a narrow way.
"God Blessed The Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all part of a brand new plan
Daddy's coming through.
Daddy's coming through.
Original Lyrics:
It's all part of a grander plan
That is coming true.
That is coming true.
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought down angle from the promised land
or
Drop dowm angles from the promised land
or
Drop dowm angles from the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Brought down angels from the promised land
"God Bless Texas" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, West Texas.
Original Lyrics:
God bless Texas.
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
God blessed Texas with his own pants
Original Lyrics:
God blessed Texas with his own hands
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
Long-stemmed angels from the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Brought down angels from the promised land
"God Bless The USA (Proud to Be an American)" by Lee Greenwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and it's in her still today.
Next to you, and it's in her still today.
Original Lyrics:
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and defend her still today.
Next to you, and defend her still today.
"God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't forget the Marron hoodite.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't forget the men who died.
"God Must be a Cowboy" by Dan Seals
Misheard Lyrics:
God must be a Cow, Boy! at heart
Original Lyrics:
God must be a cowboy at heart
"Goin' Down Fighting" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know what I'm butt f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know what I'm up against.
"Goin' Through Hell" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a hunner dimmin' demons.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a hundred different demons.
"Gone Again" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
Say a prayer when you're not in school.
Original Lyrics:
I say a prayer when the night is through.
"Gone As A Girl Can Get" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
More or less, honey breast, by the tears on my face.
Original Lyrics:
More or less unimpressed by the tears on my face
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than diddling.
Much different than diddling.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than Dylan.
Much different than Dylan.
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against welcoming Cribbage.
Speaking out against welcoming Cribbage.
Original Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against wealth and privilege.
Speaking out against wealth and privilege.
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Threw up on Long Island'.
Threw up on Long Island'.
Original Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Grew up on Long Island.'
Grew up on Long Island.'
"Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" by C & C Music Factory
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya gay!
Original Lyrics:
Ye-ah!
"Good Brown Gravy" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
Back, back, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
Original Lyrics:
Black, Black, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bogus members of the 4H Club.
Original Lyrics:
Both were members of the 4H Club.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That Earl's gonna fry.
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl had to die.
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl had to die
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die
"Goodbye, Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru like a staining motor
Original Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru that restraining order
"Goodbye, Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl's got a pie.
or
Earl likes chicken thighs.
or
Earl's got a guy.
or
Earl likes chicken thighs.
or
Earl's got a guy.
Original Lyrics:
Earl's got to die.
"Goodbye, Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted un-ripe to me, Earl
they tasted un-ripe to me, Earl
Original Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted alright to me, Earl
they tasted alright to me, Earl
"Goodbye" by Spice Girls
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the painters interfere
Original Lyrics:
Before the pain turns into fear
"Good Morning Beautiful" by Steve Holly
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning beautiful
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
Since you slept outside.
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
Since you slept outside.
Original Lyrics:
Good morning beautiful
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
With you by my side.
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
With you by my side.
"Good Ol' Boys ('Dukes of Hazzard' theme)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
"Good Old Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of Kate Jackson through the window screen.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
"The Good Old Boys/Theme to the Dukes Of Hazzard" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Original Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
"Good Ole Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoky jasmine through the window screen.
or
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
or
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
or
Smoking jasmine through the window screen.
or
Smoking jasmine through the window screen.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cape jasmine through the window screen.
"Good Ole Boys" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
These are the correct lyrics since Mr. Jennings was asked to write a theme song specifically for the show, as well as being the narrator. Bo and Luke Duke are in this case the two modern day Robin Hoods, as well as the song constantly referring to 'they' 'their' and 'them.' Not to mention the opening line of 'Just two good ole boys.'
"Good Ole Days" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey
Let's make some Kool-Aid.
Let's make some Kool-Aid.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey
Let's make some good old days.
Let's make some good old days.
"Good Ride, Cowboy" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That cold Ben Hagen smile
Original Lyrics:
That Copenhagen smile
"Good Run Of Bad Luck" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been droolin' all over you
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
Original Lyrics:
I've been too long overdue
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bar.
Original Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bottle.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with blue fawned hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with mufont hair.
or
It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
or
It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a second date.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her a** and her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her eyes in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"Good To Go To Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
With all those Pringles and Tostito
We might be the only one.
We might be the only one.
Original Lyrics:
With all those gringos and turistas
We might be the only ones.
We might be the only ones.
"Good Way To Get On My Bad Side" by Tracy Byrd with Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a good way to get on my backside
Original Lyrics:
That's a good way to get on my bad side
"Gotta Get Away" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
I know better than to try to change your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I know better than to try to make you mine.
"Grandma's Feather Bed" by Jim Connor
Misheard Lyrics:
After supper we'd s*** around the fire
The old folks s*** and chew.
The old folks s*** and chew.
Original Lyrics:
After supper we'd sit around the fire
The old folks spit and chew.
The old folks spit and chew.
"Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long wolf bear staring back at me.
A long wolf bear staring back at me.
Original Lyrics:
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me.
A lone wolf there staring back at me.
"Green And Gray" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But it bounced off him like a ghost.
Original Lyrics:
But it still haunts him like a ghost.
"Green Green Grass Of Home" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
"Green Green Grass Of Home" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
"Guilty" by Barbra Streisand And Barry Gibb
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna be amoeba.
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal.
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