Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Lyrics -> Country -> G

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Other country songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]

"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for Norway.
Original Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere.
"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank the mile of sorrow
Original Lyrics:
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
Original Lyrics:
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
"Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Gina from Survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle.
Editor's note: This song came out BEFORE the TV show "Survivor" debuted, so this mishearing would be an anachronism.
"Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned it in a Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle.
"Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a weenie in a bottle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle.
"Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been cheating in a bottom.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle.
"Gentle On My Mind" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
It's known that your door is always open
And your path is free to watch
Original Lyrics:
It's knowin' that your door is always open
And your path is free to walk.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just punched out of this gay karate.
Original Lyrics:
But I just punched out, an' it's paycheck Friday.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our olde merry cars.
Original Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our ordinary cars.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and beat somebody.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and be somebody.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's big chick Friday.
Original Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's paycheck Friday.
"Get Drunk and Be Somebody" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I just punched out and it's paycheck Ferrari
Original Lyrics:
I just punched out, an' it's paycheck Friday.
"Get This" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me ice-cream, Corey!
Original Lyrics:
Give me a scream, Corey!
"Gettin' Jiggy With It" by Will Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter or the suppertime
Original Lyrics:
In the winter or the summertime
"Gett Off" by Prince
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt Mix
Original Lyrics:
Club Mix
"Get Your Freak On" by Missy Elliott
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your free gum
Original Lyrics:
Get your freak on
Editor's note: Her last name is spelled with two T's, not one.
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
An old cowpoke went riding out
One Mork and Mindy day.
Original Lyrics:
An old cowpoke went riding out
One dark and windy day.
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghostwriters in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Ghost riders in the sky
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Sons Of The Pioneers
Misheard Lyrics:
Their brands were still on fire and their bosom made of steel.
Original Lyrics:
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel.
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Volkswagons in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Ghost riders in the sky
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Stan Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Yippee-yi-ya, hippies in Ohio, the ghost riders in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, the ghost riders in the sky
"Ghost Riders in the Sky" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
An Uncle Poke went riding out
One dark and windy day.
Original Lyrics:
An old cowpoke went riding out
One dark and windy day.
"Ghost Riders in the Sky" by Sons of the Pioneers
Misheard Lyrics:
Their brands were still on fire and their balls were made of steel.
Original Lyrics:
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel.
"Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you love, Sister
It starts to p*ss away
It starts to p*ss away
It starts to p*ss away.
Original Lyrics:
I tell you love, Sister
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away.
"Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Tiller!
He's got a shower
He's got a shower.
Original Lyrics:
War, children!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away.
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' groovy
She'd like to score a teenager and I'm 40.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' through me
She'd like to score some reefer and a 40.
"Girl On The Billboard" by Del Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And it's out in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
Original Lyrics:
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
"Girls And Boys" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you sweat so?
Original Lyrics:
Du bist sehr schoen
These German words mean 'you're very beautiful'. The rest of the song is in English.
"Girls And Boys" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Dre
Original Lyrics:
Down to Greece
"Girls And Boys" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
You get nasty blisters
Deep in session
But we haven't been introduced
Original Lyrics:
You get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schön
But we haven't been introduced
"Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls with good tires
Original Lyrics:
Girls with guitars
"Girls With Guitars" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' at him just like a lovesick pup
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' at Hendrix like a lovesick pup
"Git Along Little Dogies" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear salsa
or
We'll feed you up on grizzly bear and soy sauce.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fill you up on prickly pear and cholla.
"Give Me That Wink" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
When I my friends start smokin'
And I can't even drink.
Original Lyrics:
When my head starts spinnin'
And I can't even think.
"Give My Love To Rose" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it ain't right that cheese should live alone.
Original Lyrics:
Because it ain't right that she should live alone.
"Give Peace A Chance" by John Lennon
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are saying, is Skippy's a champ.
Original Lyrics:
All we are saying, is give peace a chance.
"Glycerine" by Bush
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Glycerine.
"God Bless America" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
God bless America.
"God Blessed The Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I set out on an aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
I set out on a narrow way.
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought down angle from the promised land
or
Drop dowm angles from the promised land
or
Drop dowm angles from the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Brought down angels from the promised land
"God Bless Texas" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, West Texas.
Original Lyrics:
God bless Texas.
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
God blessed Texas with his own pants
Original Lyrics:
God blessed Texas with his own hands
"God Bless Texas" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
Long-stemmed angels from the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Brought down angels from the promised land
"God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no doubt, I love this lamb.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no doubt, I love this land.
"God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't forget the Marron hoodite.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't forget the men who died.
"God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and it's in her still today.
Original Lyrics:
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and defend her still today.
"God Must Be a Cowboy" by Dan Seals
Misheard Lyrics:
God must be a Cow, Boy! at heart
Original Lyrics:
God must be a cowboy at heart
"God Save The Queen" by Sex Pistols
Misheard Lyrics:
God says the Queen
A facist have been
or
God gave the Queen
A facelift for free
Original Lyrics:
God save the Queen
Her facist regime
"Goin' Down Fighting" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know what I'm butt f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know what I'm up against.
"Gone Again" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
Say a prayer when you're not in school.
Original Lyrics:
I say a prayer when the night is through.
"Gone As A Girl Can Get" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
More or less, honey breast, by the tears on my face.
Original Lyrics:
More or less unimpressed by the tears on my face
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than diddling.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than Dylan.
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against welcoming Cribbage.
Original Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against wealth and privilege.
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Threw up on Long Island'.
Original Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Grew up on Long Island.'
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been plannin' a room on a strip
For ten years in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
She's been playin' in a room on the Strip
For ten years in Vegas
"Gone Country" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone country, look at them boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's gone country, look at them boots
"Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" by C & C Music Factory
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya gay!
Original Lyrics:
Ye-ah!
"Good Brown Gravy" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
Back, back, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
Original Lyrics:
Black, Black, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bogus members of the 4H Club.
Original Lyrics:
Both were members of the 4H Club.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru like a staining motor
Original Lyrics:
Earl walked right thru that restraining order
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Earl's got a pie.
or
Earl likes chicken thighs.
or
Earl's got a guy.
Original Lyrics:
Earl's got to die.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That Earl's gonna fry.
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl had to die
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl had to dive.
Original Lyrics:
That Earl had to die.
"Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted un-ripe to me, Earl
Original Lyrics:
Those black-eyed peas,
they tasted alright to me, Earl
"Goodbye Says It All" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
She left me no chance at the pet shop No further exemptions
Original Lyrics:
She left me no chance at redemption No further exemptions
"A Good Day to Run" by Darryl Worley
Misheard Lyrics:
About the joke from the home blue collar
Original Lyrics:
About to choke on my own blue collar
"Good Morning Beautiful" by Steve Holy
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning beautiful
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
Since you slept outside.
Original Lyrics:
Good morning beautiful
How was your night?
Mine was wonderful
With you by my side.
"Good Old Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of Kate Jackson through the window screen.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
"Good Old Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of Kate Jackson through the window screen.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cape jasmine through the window screen.
"Good Old Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of cave jasmin
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
"Good Ole Boys Like Me" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoky jasmine through the window screen.
or
The smell of cane jasmine through the window screen.
or
Smoking jasmine through the window screen.
or
Smoking jasmine through the window screen.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of cape jasmine through the window screen.
"Good Ole Days" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey
Let's make some Kool-Aid.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey
Let's make some good old days.
"Good Ride, Cowboy" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That cold Ben Hagen smile
Original Lyrics:
That Copenhagen smile
"Good Run Of Bad Luck" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been droolin' all over you
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
Original Lyrics:
I've been too long overdue
Now I'm gonna shoot the moon
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bar.
Original Lyrics:
I spent five years in the bottle.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with blue fawned hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with mufont hair.
or
It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
Original Lyrics:
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
It's the first long kiss on a second date.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her a** and her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"The Good Stuff" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with her eyes in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
"Good To Go To Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
With all those Pringles and Tostito
We might be the only one.
Original Lyrics:
With all those gringos and turistas
We might be the only ones.
"Good Way To Get On My Bad Side" by Tracy Byrd with Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a good way to get on my backside
Original Lyrics:
That's a good way to get on my bad side
"Gotta Get Away" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
I know better than to try to change your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I know better than to try to make you mine.
"Got To Be There" by Jackson 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be there.
"Graduation (Friends Forever)" by Vitamin C
Misheard Lyrics:
And it was me and Leonardo DiCaprio, you.
Original Lyrics:
And it was me and you and we got real blue.
"Grandma's Feather Bed" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
After supper we'd s*** around the fire
The old folks s*** and chew.
Original Lyrics:
After supper we'd sit around the fire
The old folks spit and chew.
"Grease" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease is the where we are feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Grease is the way we are feeling.
"Grease" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a lion only real is real.
Original Lyrics:
Their lips are lyin', only real is real.
"Grease" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta plug and think, we gotta beat it right
Original Lyrics:
We gotta plug and think, we gotta feed it right
"Grease" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta plug her sting, we gotta feed her right
Original Lyrics:
We gotta plug and think, we gotta feed it right
"Green And Gray" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But it bounced off him like a ghost.
Original Lyrics:
But it still haunts him like a ghost.
"Green Green Grass Of Home" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
"Green Green Grass Of Home" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
"Green Green Grass of Home" by Porter Wagoner
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the lane I walk, and there runs Mary.
Her golden lips like cherries
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
"Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine
Misheard Lyrics:
All you pet devils know the trial was wild.
Original Lyrics:
All you pen devils know the trial was vile.
"Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights out, turn on the radio
Turn that sh*t off
Original Lyrics:
Lights out, guerilla radio
Turn that sh*t up
"Gunpowder & Lead" by Miranda Lambert
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' on this wide rock but a little oak leaf
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' on this white rock but little ol' me
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" by Cher
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, catch them thieves
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" by Cher
Misheard Lyrics:
Thieves, thieves, trap those thieves
We heard from the people in the town that caught us
Original Lyrics:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Other country songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]
Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.