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"Face to Face" by Daft Punk
Misheard Lyrics:
Too long. It's the third round.
Original Lyrics:
Oho, face to face now.
"Face to Face" by Daft Punk
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom
Is the bird man
Original Lyrics:
Oho
Face to face now
"Fame" by David Bowie
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang!
Original Lyrics:
Fame!
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us eff'ing cry.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us laugh and cry.
"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
Hank, why do you drink
Hank, why do you don't smoke?
Original Lyrics:
Hank why do you drink
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you drink and why do y'all smoke?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you drink? Hank, why do you roll smoke?
"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you drink
And why do y'all smoke?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
"Family Tradition" by Hank Williams Jr
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you drink
And why do you blow smoke?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
"Fancy Like" by Walker Hayes
Misheard Lyrics:
Get some whipped cream on a tire tool
Original Lyrics:
Get some whipped cream on the top, too
"Fancy Like" by Walker Hayes
Misheard Lyrics:
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oriental shake
Original Lyrics:
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
"Fancy Like" by Walker Hayes
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta spoil my baddie with enough grade.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade.
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahe handed me a heart-shaped locket
That said, 'Design on self three two.'
Original Lyrics:
She handed me a heart-shaped locket
That said, 'To thine own self be true'
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
The toe of my ivory shoe
Original Lyrics:
And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
The toe of my high heeled shoe
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the one chance
Panties won't let me down.
Original Lyrics:
Here's your one chance
Fancy, don't let me down.
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's your one chance
Fancy, go milk a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Here's your one chance
Fancy, don't let me down.
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's your watch
And Fancy, don't let me down.
Original Lyrics:
Here's your one chance
Fancy, don't let me down.
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's your watch
Fancy, don't let me down.
Original Lyrics:
Here's your one chance
Fancy, don't let me down.
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama died in a heap in back
Original Lyrics:
Mama died and I ain't been back
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma died of an achin' back
Original Lyrics:
Momma died and I ain't been back
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother died in her haven black
Original Lyrics:
Mama died and I ain't been back
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Nancy
Original Lyrics:
Fancy
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
She handed me a hardship-locking cassette
'Cause I don't self-protrude
Then I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
The toe of my ivory shoe
Original Lyrics:
She handed me a heart-shaped locket that said,
"To thine own self be true."
And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
The toe of my high-heeled shoe
"Fancy" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I maybe been born just wanie like trash
But Nacey was my name.
Original Lyrics:
Well, maybe just born plain white trash
But Fancy was my name.
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaww, sookie!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, suck it!
Originally used by Ted Nugent in 'Free For All'.
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaww, suitcase!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, sooky!
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, f*** it!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, suck it!
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Awe, suck it!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, sookie!
"Ah, sookie" ... a standard Rock music exclamation. See "Sookie, Sookie" By Steppenwolf 1968
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'll play cards and be as fast as you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll break hearts and be as fast as you
"Fast As You" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
The razor that Schick made
Finally nicked me
Cut open my knees
Original Lyrics:
The pain that shaked me
Finally made me
Get up off of my knees
"Fast Cars And Freedom" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
That song sank the riverbank
First time feelin'.
Original Lyrics:
That sunset riverbank
First time feelin'.
"Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
You with the Spanish heart.
Original Lyrics:
You got a fast car.
"Fast Food Song" by Fast Food Rockers
Misheard Lyrics:
A visa hut
Original Lyrics:
And pizza hut
"Fast Movin' Train" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd been hit by love girl, fast movin' train.
Original Lyrics:
I'd been hit by another fast movin' train.
"Favorite State Of Mind" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fetus and your buns
Original Lyrics:
You're fearless and you're fun.
"The Fear of Being Alone" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
So let me find my tongue and remind myself
Don't say that word
Not the one people say too much
 or 
Not the one we both hate too much
Original Lyrics:
So let me bite my tongue and remind myself
Don't say that word
Not the one we both heard too much
"Feels Just Like It Should" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
My underwear in sight.
or
My wonder-wear in sight.
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow's nowhere in sight.
"Feels So Right" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Pencil writes
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right
"Feels So Right" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
This ole lie
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right
I was so convinced that what I thought I heard was right that I told who I was arguing with about the lyrics that it was "this ole lie" because Randy Owens wrote it while going through a divorce.
"Feels So Right" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Thistle wine
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right.
"Feels So Right" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
fields of rice
Original Lyrics:
Feels so right
"Fields Of Gold" by Sting
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the fields of foggy.
Original Lyrics:
Upon the fields of barley.
"The Final" by Dir en Grey
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live.
"Findin' A Good Man" by Danielle Peck
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cowboy toast.
Original Lyrics:
Let's have a toast.
"Findin' A Good Man" by Danielle Peck
Misheard Lyrics:
Lyin' next to horror stories
Original Lyrics:
Blind dates and horror stories
"The Fireman" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smoking pot.
Original Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smouldering hot.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
The first dive in the deepend.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" by Rod Stewart
Misheard Lyrics:
Those curlers are cheapest
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
"Fishin' In The Dark" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Fall in the water and get eaten by a shark.
Original Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Lyin' on our backs and countin' the stars.
"Fishin' In The Dark" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me going poopin' in the dark, wipin' our bums with scraps of bark.
Original Lyrics:
You and me going fishin' in the dark
Lyin' on our backs and countin' the stars.
"Five Brothers" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
When first they saw the killer
He was buyin' water hose.
Original Lyrics:
When first they saw the killer,
He was by a water hole.
"Five Minutes" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're tobacco
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you've forgotten
"Flesh And Blood" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Sauntered north and flossed my teeth
Against a sky of baby blue.
Original Lyrics:
Saw a northbound flock of geese
Against a sky of baby blue.
"Flintstones Chewable Vitamins" by TV Commercials
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the Welfare Kids!!
Ten million strong and growing!!
Original Lyrics:
We are Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing.
"Flora (The Lily of the West)" by Tim O'Brien
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I courted lovely Flora, some pleasure there to find,
But she turned into another man, which sore distressed my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Well I courted lovely Flora, some pleasure there to find,
But she turned unto another man, which sore distressed my mind.
"Flowers On The Wall" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating flowers off the wall
That don't bother me at all.
Original Lyrics:
Counting flowers off the wall
That don't bother me at all.
"Flowers On The Wall" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some flowers on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Countin' flowers on the wall
"Flowers On The Wall" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to see you while ago
I know out there's a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this sight
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard-grind beat.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete.
"Flowers On The Wall" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I lick a front.
Original Lyrics:
It's good to see you, I must go
I know I look a fright.
"Flowers On The Wall" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnson's flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all.
Original Lyrics:
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all.
"Flowers on the Wall" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing solitaire ’til dawn
Flip the deck up if you won
Original Lyrics:
Playing solitaire ’til dawn
With a deck of 51
"Fly Like An Eagle" by Steve Miller Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Kill the children
For the shoes on their feet
Original Lyrics:
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
"Fly Like an Eagle" by Steve Miller Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the baddies
Who don't have enough to eat
Wanna shoot the children
With no shoes on their feet
Original Lyrics:
Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
"Flyswatter/Ice Water Blues" by Lyle Lovett
Misheard Lyrics:
Put down that flask, Walt
And pour me some asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Put down that flyswatter
And pour me some ice water.
"Fly" by Sugar Ray
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother's got a breast of soul
Original Lyrics:
My mother, God rest her soul
"Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
And that train keeps on rollin'
Down that sad a** road
Original Lyrics:
And that train keeps on rollin'
Down to San Antone
"Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot a ballerina just to watch her die.
Original Lyrics:
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
"Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot up Janet Reno.
Original Lyrics:
I shot a man in Reno.
"Foolish Pride" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
And then the ashes pass on slowly down
Original Lyrics:
As in the ashes, passion slowly dies
"The Fool" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I look familiar if I don't wear eyeshadow?
Original Lyrics:
Do I look familiar? If I don't, well I should
"For A Little While" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I pee'd in the water
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water
"For A Little While" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water when she pressed her lips to mine
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she pressed her lips to mine
"For A Little While" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water; she'd press her lips to mine.
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she'd press her lips to mine.
"Forbidden Lovers" by Lefty Frizzell
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too late to call me quiz
Original Lyrics:
It's too late to call it quits
"Forever And Ever, Amen" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna love your fur, Eva
For every endeavor, Raymond.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you forever
Forever and ever, Amen.
"Forever And For Always" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We will be together on the holidays.
Original Lyrics:
We will be together all of our days.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond
Misheard Lyrics:
A rebel in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond
Misheard Lyrics:
The rebel in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Forever in blue jeans
"For The Good Times" by Ray Price
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Good Times
Original Lyrics:
For the good times
"For the Good Times" by Ray Price
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the whisper of the raindrops blowing salt against the window
Original Lyrics:
Hear the whisper of the raindrops blowing soft against the window
"The Four Horsemen" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
Crotchman are running nearer my stinky underwear
They ride gonna smell all night.
Original Lyrics:
Horsemen are drawing nearer on leather steed
They ride they have come to take your life.
"Four Strong Winds" by Bobby Bare
Misheard Lyrics:
Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run dry.
Original Lyrics:
Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run high.
"Four Walls" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm made for love, not for Haiti.
Original Lyrics:
I'm made for love, not for hating.
"The Fox" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple of you are gonna reach my chin.
Original Lyrics:
A couple of you are gonna grease my chin.
"The Fox" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***s went out on a chilly night
Original Lyrics:
The fox went out on a chilly night
"Fraulein" by Bobby Helms
Misheard Lyrics:
Phone line
Original Lyrics:
Fraulein
"Freak On A Leash" by Korn
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie Bunker, Meathead
Original Lyrics:
A cheap f**k for me to lay
"Free And Easy (Down The Road I Go)" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
Pair of boobs and a sack of clothes
Original Lyrics:
Pair of boots and a sack of clothes
"Free and Easy (Down the Road I Go)" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
Freakin' easy down the road I go
Original Lyrics:
Free and easy down the road I go.
"Free and Easy (Down the Road I Go)" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred ain't see down the road I go.
Original Lyrics:
Free and easy down the road I go.
"Free and Easy (Down the Road I Go)" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred easy down the road I go
Original Lyrics:
Free and easy down the road I go.
"Free" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Kept bumping into that mystery
God plunked deep down inside of me
Original Lyrics:
Kept bumping into that misery
Locked up deep down inside of me
"Free" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'd get lost in a moment pairing weakness with emotion
Original Lyrics:
When I'd get lost in a momentary weakness of emotion
"The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe
Misheard Lyrics:
We tried to wash our hands of almonds
Original Lyrics:
We've tried to wash our hands of all this
"The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe
Misheard Lyrics:
We tried to wash our hands of omens
Original Lyrics:
We've tried to wash our hands of all this
"Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday hard to attack
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, Wednesday - Heart Attack
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my poots, I s*** in my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie and vest..
or
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots,
and a ranger black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
And ruined a good pair of socks.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black guy affair.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up with boobs
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up with booze.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't big on slow paces.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed her in boots
Ruined her black tied-underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the fear in his thighs
Original Lyrics:
I saw the fear in his eyes
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Alvrie Tower.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sauce and races.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saucer trays.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage and gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saw-shoe phrases.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on socks and braces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got friends in law places
or
I've got friends in close places
or
I've got friends in close places
Original Lyrics:
I've got friends in low places
"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the whiskey's brown
And the beer is tasteless.
Original Lyrics:
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases.
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be a gay
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be OK
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on slow places
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"From This Moment On" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my brains, enough's enough
Original Lyrics:
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
In the original album version, the person who sings this line is Bryan White, who provided the guest vocal in this version, but in the single version, it's Shania Twain herself.
"From This Moment On" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black society is where I belong.
Original Lyrics:
Right beside you is where I belong.
"From This Moment On" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
From this moment, aww
Original Lyrics:
From this moment on
"From This Moment On" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
When I take a whiff
Original Lyrics:
As long as I live
"Funkytown" by Lipps, Inc.
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you get me some pumpkin pie?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
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