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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Say What You Say" by Eminem featuring Dr. Dre
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok, let's get a hand on this mosh pit.
Original Lyrics:
Ok, let's handle the small s***.
"Scarecrow" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I turn down this road.
Original Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I climb down off this pole.
"The Secret Of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret of a life is in every man's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
"The Secret of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The cigarette life
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Micano Peak.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Nick Nolte.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanow Bridge.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of R.C. Molokai
Of R.C. Molokai
Original Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola cry.
Of Osceola cry.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row seven old men
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So blow, blow, sentimental women.
Original Lyrics:
So blow, blow, Seminole wind.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
The alligators and the car.
Original Lyrics:
The alligators and the gar.
'Gar' refers to a type of fish.
"Settle For a Slowdown" by Dierks Bently
Misheard Lyrics:
This land is flat
As it is Maine.
As it is Maine.
Original Lyrics:
This land it flat
As it is mean.
As it is mean.
"Seven Wonders" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven wonders called to man.
Original Lyrics:
'Seven wonders', crowed the man.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother, Colin, to say you're leaving alone.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother calling to say you're leaving alone.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph Dimpty, why don't you come around?
Original Lyrics:
Boulevard's empty, why don't you come around?
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
So who does your pants belong to today?
Original Lyrics:
So who does your past belong to today?
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shake It" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Just time spent on the face
Original Lyrics:
Just icing on the cake
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have a coward now
Original Lyrics:
I don't have the power now
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Seamus!
or
I'm shaving
or
I'm shaving
Original Lyrics:
I'm Shameless
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle my Ham"
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands"
my brother was ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that those were the words.....he said it was "an old rodeo saying" I laughed so hard I cried!!!
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She sat on my hands!
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands!
"She Ain't The Girl For You" by The Kinleys
Misheard Lyrics:
She ate the girl for you.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't the girl for you.
"She Can't Burn Me Now" by Del McCoury Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken burn me now
I'm fireproof!
I'm fireproof!
Original Lyrics:
She can't burn me now
I'm fireproof!
I'm fireproof!
"She Didn't Have Time" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw your car, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the car seat.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Hecra pock recline.
Hecra pock recline.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Never crossed her mind.
Never crossed her mind.
"She Don't Tell Me To" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got dreams to sodomize.
Original Lyrics:
I've got dreams in this heart of mine.
"She Is His Only Need" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Over the limit.
"She's All I Got" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred--don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend--don't take her, she's all I got.'
"She's Always Right" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Calls them on her second phone
Original Lyrics:
Calls the mall her second home
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Original Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
His says, 'I'll succeed'
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Original Lyrics:
He's sinkin' at sea
Her sails are filled.
Her sails are filled.
"She's Got It All" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hasty cowboy who didnt have a road to hold
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
Original Lyrics:
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a row to hoe
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken love, chicken boy
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy who has to look at you.
Original Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy like I still look at you.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with a Ford
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the chick inspect the ground
Original Lyrics:
Watching the chickens peck the ground
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the shortest lovestick.
He's got the shortest lovestick.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the short end of the stick.
He's got the short end of the stick.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a motor hoe
and didn't have a motor hoe
Original Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a row to how
and didn't have a row to how
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hasty plow boy who didn't have a road of hope
or
You yourself was just a hasty foul boy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
Original Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
"She's Just An Old Love Turned Memory" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, an old love turned memory.
Original Lyrics:
She's just an old love turned memory.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti falling down all night
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my can of Raid.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cataract.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
Original Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"She's Not The Cheatin' Kind" by Brooks&Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
She's really cheap and kind
Original Lyrics:
She's not the cheatin' kind
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Original Lyrics:
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
"Single White Female" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
Single wide female
Original Lyrics:
Single White Female
"Sink The Bismarck" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta pee.
I know she's gotta pee.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta be.
I know she's gotta be.
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 10-4 gears and a Georgie Euler drive.
Original Lyrics:
I've got 10 forward gears and a Georgia overdrive.
Andria adds: "10-4 is a CB address, not a gear ratio. I don't know who Georgie Euler is or if he even exists, and a Georgia Overdrive is neutral gear on a tractor-trailer rig."
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my diesel revved up
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my diesel revved up
She's a-runnin' like never before.
She's a-runnin' like never before.
"The Six O'Clock Train And A Girl With Green Eyes" by John Hartford
Misheard Lyrics:
And a girl with three eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And a girl with green eyes.
"Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul to the company store.
Original Lyrics:
I owe my soul to the company store.
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies from now, she s***s at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
Original Lyrics:
Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be lying in the U.S. bed
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've relied on the USA.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead.
"Small Town Saturday Night" by Hal Ketchum
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the 'Marquis' sign.
Original Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign.
"The Snakes Crawl At Night" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had the man.
Original Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had command.
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
Original Lyrics:
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten eyed goat
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
In a haunted kind of way.
In a haunted kind of way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
And I hauled her heart away.
"Some Beach" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Some biotch
Somewhere and casting s*** over an empty chair.
Somewhere and casting s*** over an empty chair.
Original Lyrics:
Some beach
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'We'll have one helluva night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'We'll have one heavenly night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
Original Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
With two of his kin.
With two of his kin.
Original Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
Would you look at him?
Would you look at him?
"Some Broken Hearts Never Mend" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Original Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small class of teens.
Over a small class of teens.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small velacity.
Over a small velacity.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Gave All" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
As they echo through La La Land
Original Lyrics:
As they echo throughout our land
"Some Girls Do" by Sawyer Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
"Some Kind Of Somethin'" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
I find myself on.
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
Original Lyrics:
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some gasoline
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked so hard for my first diss
Original Lyrics:
I worked so hard for that first kiss
"Something More" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Irma Getton could be knocking at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
"Something's Gotta Give" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's got a job.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny's got a job.
Natasha adds: "Who exactly is Jenny?"
"So Much For Pretending" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
The black guy was winnin'
Original Lyrics:
Looked like I was winnin'
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TV Ed/
Original Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Pappa got a job with the TV 8.
Original Lyrics:
Papa got a job with the TVA.
"Song of the South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Potato Pie nearly shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Soul Song" by Joe Stampley
Misheard Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-my-home song.
Original Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-all-harm song.
"Southern Grace" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with seven legs
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with southern grace
"South Side Of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
South side of Texas
Original Lyrics:
South side of Dixie
"South Side of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Chatting with a woman
Original Lyrics:
Chattanooga woman
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the silent sea.
Original Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the sun and sea.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure I perceive.
Original Lyrics:
But no failure will proceed.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure of p****.
Original Lyrics:
But no failure will proceed.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to pray in this old truck.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to trade in this old truck.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a one eyed knee seed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I need.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
He's giving all the love he can.
Original Lyrics:
Keep giving all the love you can.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
stand by earth man
Original Lyrics:
stand by your man.
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not Trident.
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing outside the box
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
Original Lyrics:
Standing outside the fire
"State Of Mind" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dressed like a big balloon.
Original Lyrics:
Mind drifts like a big balloon.
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy man.
Original Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy mind.
"Stay With Me" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Kat thith we maybe.
Original Lyrics:
Stay with me, baby.
"Sticks and Stones" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home.
"Still In Love With You" by Brooks & Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Tex-Arkana's waiting.
Original Lyrics:
Taxi cab is waiting.
"Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the scalded nun.
Original Lyrics:
But just look at us holding on.
"Still The One" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like I ate it
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Stomp Them Grapes" by Mel Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop 'em apes.
Original Lyrics:
Stomp them grapes.
"Story of My Love" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of history
Original Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of Yesteryear
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask her on the strength to keep her might.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
On a straight to key the night
Original Lyrics:
On a straight tequila night
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape 13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance.
if you play it you might have a chance.
Original Lyrics:
K-13 is her favorite song,
if you play it you might have a chance.
if you play it you might have a chance.
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
He's about the worst f***er I've seen on the range.
Original Lyrics:
He's about the worst bucker I've seen on the range.
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
I turns over twice and I comes back to Earth
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
Original Lyrics:
I turn over twice and I come back to Earth
Alights into cussin' the day of his birth.
Alights into cussin' the day of his birth.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring on the line.
Original Lyrics:
Green on the vine
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
He was working through buttons on my cousin's farm
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
Original Lyrics:
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deanna Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop everyone
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July noon
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July moon
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy!
Original Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Ethel, you'll get your corn dog!
Original Lyrics:
Ethel, you get your clothes on!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't crude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
"Streets of Bakersfield" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked a three-acre field.
Original Lyrics:
On the streets of Bakersfield
"Suds In The Bucket" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Now their slips are in the beauty shop
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Original Lyrics:
Now they're sittin' in the beauty shop
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
"Suicide Blonde" by INXS
Misheard Lyrics:
Love limitation, super satisfier.
Original Lyrics:
Love devastation, suicide blonde.
"Suicide Blonde" by INXS
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to make a superstar of love.
or
You want to make a superstar of rock.
or
You want to make a superstar of rock.
Original Lyrics:
You want to make her suicide blonde.
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite song on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Perfect song on the radio
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
Original Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two black feet on the dashboard
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Original Lyrics:
Young love in an old Ford
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How blessed thy bake sale and valleys below.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below.
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How pleasant thy bake sale in the valley below
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known (Is Loving You)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of losing out.
"Sweet Southern Comfort" by Buddy Jewell
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissin' Debbie Williams' sister
On the porch home, come and weep.
On the porch home, come and weep.
Original Lyrics:
Kissin' Debbie Williams' sister
On the porch Homecoming week.
On the porch Homecoming week.
"Swingin'" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, honin' up a garden hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, rollin' up a garden hose.
"The Swing" by James Bonamy
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of kazoo, said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
Original Lyrics:
The church where they stood and said 'I do.'
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