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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Sacrifice" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling.
"Say It Ain't So" by Weezer
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is Rap-Logical.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Say What You Say" by Eminem featuring Dr. Dre
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok, let's get a hand on this mosh pit.
Original Lyrics:
Ok, let's handle the small s***.
"Scarecrow" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I turn down this road.
Original Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I climb down off this pole.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Got lost in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a sky-lit drawl.
Southern girl with a sky-lit drawl.
Original Lyrics:
Blood loss in a bathroom stall,
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard times for Mister Know-it-all.
Original Lyrics:
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's shed is a lovely blue.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw Captain Mr. know it all.
Original Lyrics:
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tushy that I wish you saw.
Original Lyrics:
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Skycaptain is a know it all
Original Lyrics:
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer girl with a push-up bra
Original Lyrics:
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the birds s***s a lonely veiw
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With purple sheds of lone misuse
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the bird s***, it's a lonely view
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely of you.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds I shave such a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burden shared, it's so lonely with you.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burdens shared, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share a lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burning shed, it's a lonely view.
or
With the bird in chains, it's a lonely view.
or
With the bird in chains, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the buzz of shades, it's so lonely of you.
or
With the blood, we shed it's a lonely view.
or
With the birds of shame, it's a long way too.
or
From the birds' eye share, it's a lonely view.
or
With the blood, we shed it's a lonely view.
or
With the birds of shame, it's a long way too.
or
From the birds' eye share, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
"Second Hand News" by Fleetwood Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
I love sex and booze
Original Lyrics:
I'm just secondhand news
"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty face can't hide, uneven mine.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret Asian man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
Misheard Lyrics:
She craves Asian man
Original Lyrics:
Secret agent man
"The Secret Of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret of a life is in every man's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
"The Secret of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The cigarette life
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Micano Peak.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Nick Nolte.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of R.C. Molokai
Of R.C. Molokai
Original Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola cry.
Of Osceola cry.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row seven old men
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row seven old wind
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So blow, blow, sentimental women.
Original Lyrics:
So blow, blow, Seminole wind.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
The alligators and the car.
Original Lyrics:
The alligators and the gar.
'Gar' refers to a type of fish.
"Sesame Street" by Theme Songs
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street" by Theme Songs
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Set 'Em Up Joe" by Vern Gosdin
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon Joe ain't washing the floor
Original Lyrics:
Set 'em up, Joe, and play "Walking the Floor"
"Set 'Em Up Joe" by Vern Gosdin
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon Joe claims he's washing the floor
Original Lyrics:
Set 'em up, Joe, and play "Walking the Floor"
"Set The Night To Music" by Roberta Flack & Maxi Priest
Misheard Lyrics:
Set the knob to music.
Original Lyrics:
Set the night to music.
"Set The Night To Music" by Roberta Flack & Maxi Priest
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend the night in prison
Original Lyrics:
Set the night to music.
"Settle For a Slowdown" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
This land is flat
As it is Maine.
As it is Maine.
Original Lyrics:
This land it flat
As it is mean.
As it is mean.
"Seven Wonders" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven wonders called to man.
Original Lyrics:
'Seven wonders', crowed the man.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother, Colin, to say you're leaving alone.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother calling to say you're leaving alone.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Plenty of times to be someone you're not.
or
Splitting your dice to be someone you're not.
or
Splitting your dice to be someone you're not.
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of dives to be someone you're not
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph Dimpty, why don't you come around?
Original Lyrics:
Boulevard's empty, why don't you come around?
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
So who does your pants belong to today?
Original Lyrics:
So who does your past belong to today?
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
spending your dimes to be something you’re not…
Original Lyrics:
splitting your dice to be something you’re not
"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sacks of candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
"Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
Misheard Lyrics:
Asthma sex and candy
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy
Editor's note: The full title of this song is "Sex And Candy"; it even says so on the album notes.
"Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need the gum alone.
When I need the gum alone.
Original Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need to come along.
When I need to come along.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shake It" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Just time spent on the face
Original Lyrics:
Just icing on the cake
"Shake the Sugar Tree" by Pam Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, shake it to the trees,
I feel your love falling all around me.
I feel your love falling all around me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll shake the sugar tree,
'Til I feel your love falling all around me.
'Til I feel your love falling all around me.
"Shake Your Body Down To The Ground" by The Jacksons
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, get down
Shake your body won't ya' go get down.
Shake your body won't ya' go get down.
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout
Shake your body down to the ground.
Shake your body down to the ground.
"Shallow" by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never reach the ground
or
I'll never leave the ground
or
I'll never leave the ground
Original Lyrics:
I'll never meet the ground
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have a coward now
Original Lyrics:
I don't have the power now
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaveless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do it if you want me to.
I'll do it if you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shavin' like a man is supposed to do
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving
Shaving down the boulevard.
Shaving down the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
I don't have the power now.
I don't have the power now.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She sat on my hands!
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands!
"Shape Of My Heart" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** you in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Kept you in the dark
"Shape Of My Heart" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kicked you in the jaw
played my part, kicked you in the jaw
Original Lyrics:
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kept you in the dark
played my part, kept you in the dark
"She Ain't The Girl For You" by The Kinleys
Misheard Lyrics:
She ate the girl for you.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't the girl for you.
"She Bangs" by Ricky Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beast.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.
"She Can't Burn Me Now" by Del McCoury Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken burn me now
I'm fireproof!
I'm fireproof!
Original Lyrics:
She can't burn me now
I'm fireproof!
I'm fireproof!
"She Didn't Have Time" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw your car, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the car seat.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Hecra pock recline.
Hecra pock recline.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Never crossed her mind.
Never crossed her mind.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f**k it's all about.
Original Lyrics:
What the fuss is all about
"She Don't Tell Me To" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got dreams to sodomize.
Original Lyrics:
I've got dreams in this heart of mine.
"She Drew a Broken Heart" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
So she wrote it out in lipstick on your slot machine
Original Lyrics:
So she wrote it out in lipstick on your satin sheets
"She Drew a Broken Heart" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
When God speaks to women, you ain't got a clue
Original Lyrics:
For God's gift to women you ain't got a clue
"She Is His Only Need" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Over the limit.
"She's All I Got" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Tracy Byrd's cover version was titled "Don't Take Her (She's All I Got)"
"She's All I Got" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred--don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend--don't take her, she's all I got.'
"She's Always Right" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Calls them on her second phone
Original Lyrics:
Calls the mall her second home
"She's Everything" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath in Kansas.
Original Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath and candles.
"She's Everything" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath mechanic.
Original Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath and candles.
"She's Gone" by Hall & Oates
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd beat the devil to replace her.
Original Lyrics:
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Original Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
His says, 'I'll succeed'
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Original Lyrics:
He's sinkin' at sea
Her sails are filled.
Her sails are filled.
"She's Got It All" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hasty cowboy who didnt have a road to hold
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
Original Lyrics:
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a row to hoe
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken love, chicken boy
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy who has to look at you.
Original Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy like I still look at you.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with a Ford
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the chick inspect the ground
Original Lyrics:
Watching the chickens peck the ground
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the shortest lovestick.
He's got the shortest lovestick.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the short end of the stick.
He's got the short end of the stick.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a motor hoe
and didn't have a motor hoe
Original Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a row to how
and didn't have a row to how
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hasty plow boy who didn't have a road of hope
or
You yourself was just a hasty foul boy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
Original Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
"She's in Love with The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And you yourself was just an AC plowboy
Original Lyrics:
When you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy
"She's in Love with the Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
He says my high school ring will have to do
'Til I can find a wedding van
'Til I can find a wedding van
Original Lyrics:
He says my high school ring will have to do
'Til I can buy a wedding band
'Til I can buy a wedding band
"She's in Love with the Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hayseed plowboy without a road of hope.
Original Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
"She's Just An Old Love Turned Memory" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, an old love turned memory.
Original Lyrics:
She's just an old love turned memory.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti falling down all night
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my can of Raid.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cataract.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
Original Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"She’s Not Just a Pretty Face" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
She is belated
Original Lyrics:
She is your waitress
"She's Not The Cheatin' Kind" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese not the cheatin' kind
Original Lyrics:
She's not the cheatin' kind
"She's Not The Cheatin' Kind" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
She's really cheap and kind
Original Lyrics:
She's not the cheatin' kind
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or advertising
Original Lyrics:
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
No touch of silicone
Original Lyrics:
No tucks or silicone
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
No tucks or Santa Clause
Original Lyrics:
No tucks or silicone
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, shown to f*** hermaphrodite.
Like Cleopatra, shown to f*** hermaphrodite.
Original Lyrics:
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Original Lyrics:
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
"Shiftwork" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of s***...work
Original Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
"Shining Star" by The Manhattans
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, you are my China star.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you are a shining star.
Song is from 80, not 70-anything
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" by The Clash
Misheard Lyrics:
This indecision's bugging me
El calzoncillo me molesta.
El calzoncillo me molesta.
Original Lyrics:
This indecision's bugging me
Esta indecision me molesta.
Esta indecision me molesta.
"Calzoncillo" is the Spanish word for underwear.
"Show Me Heaven" by Jessica Andrews
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me pregnant
Show me heaven please
Cover me
Leave me pregnant
Show me heaven please
Original Lyrics:
Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please
"Shut Up and Fish" by Maddie and Tae
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple zip codes and a cup full of bait
Original Lyrics:
A couple Zebcos and a cup full of bait
"Shut Up and Kiss Me" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something about the silent times attracting me to you
Original Lyrics:
There's something about the silent type attracting me to you
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by REM
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by R.E.M
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Chuck Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by R.E.M.
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Only to wake her up
"Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours)" by Stevie Wonder
Misheard Lyrics:
A-M-A-bay!
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, Baby!
"Simple Kind Of Life" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mistake confusion for looking for a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight.
"Simple Kind Of Life" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sick dumb-a**-d*ck abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
Lookin' for a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Like a sick domestic abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
Lookin' for a fight.
"Simple Life" by Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like coming home
Original Lyrics:
Nothing like coming home
"Simple Life" by Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowin' that I'll always have someone to hold for life
Wanna live the simple life, yeah
Wanna live the simple life, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Know that I'll always have someone to hold
Oh I wanna live the simple life, yeah
Oh I wanna live the simple life, yeah
"Single White Female" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
Single wide female
Original Lyrics:
Single White Female
"Sink The Bismarck" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta pee.
I know she's gotta pee.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta be.
I know she's gotta be.
"Sink the Bismarck" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world will all be f___ed
Original Lyrics:
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
"Sippin' On Some Syrup" by Three 6 Mafia
Misheard Lyrics:
Slit you wit some scissorz
Original Lyrics:
Sippin on sum sizzurp
"Sitting Down Here" by Lene Marlin
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Carotene whispering on since my stay
Not really heading off like a shadow.
Carotene whispering on since my stay
Not really heading off like a shadow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow.
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow.
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I see see is a chicken on down the line
Well, I'm a little overweight and my law book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dance on the scales tonight.
Well, I'm a little overweight and my law book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dance on the scales tonight.
Original Lyrics:
ICC is a checking on down the line
Well, I'm a little overweight and my lo book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dodge all the scales tonight.
Well, I'm a little overweight and my lo book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dodge all the scales tonight.
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 10-4 gears and a Georgie Euler drive.
Original Lyrics:
I've got 10 forward gears and a Georgia overdrive.
Andria adds: "10-4 is a CB address, not a gear ratio. I don't know who Georgie Euler is or if he even exists, and a Georgia Overdrive is neutral gear on a tractor-trailer rig."
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my diesel revved up
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my diesel wound up
And she's running like never before.
And she's running like never before.
"The Six O'Clock Train And A Girl With Green Eyes" by John Hartford
Misheard Lyrics:
And a girl with three eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And a girl with green eyes.
"Sixteen Candles" by The Crests
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the hideous,
The ugliest girl I have ever seen.
The ugliest girl I have ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
You're the prettiest,
The loveliest girl I have ever seen.
The loveliest girl I have ever seen.
"Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul for the company dole.
Original Lyrics:
I owe my soul to the company store.
"Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul to the company store.
Original Lyrics:
I owe my soul to the company store.
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lord, you're six feet tall, and what do you get?
Original Lyrics:
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Merle Travis' version of this song came out in the 1940's, so selecting 50's would be incorrect. Use either "misc" or "country" (since it *is* a country song).
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes he's a maniac Kentucky coal miner.
Original Lyrics:
Yes sir there's a-many a Kentucky coal miner.
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another deodorant, deeper in debt
And what do you get
Another deodorant, deeper in debt
Original Lyrics:
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
And what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still learnin' on his guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still livin' off his guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a boy, he was a girl
What on Earth happened to both of them?
What on Earth happened to both of them?
Original Lyrics:
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
Can I make it any more obvious?
"Skyrizi" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta stay
Nothin' is everything
It's my moment so I just gotta stay
Nothin' is everything
Original Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta say
Nothin' is everything
It's my moment so I just gotta say
Nothin' is everything
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be lying in the U.S. bed
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've relied on the USA.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead.
"Slow Boat to China" by Girls Next Door
Misheard Lyrics:
If someone like you comes knockin'
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
Original Lyrics:
If someone like you comes my way
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
"Slow Boat to China" by Girls Next Door
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you left me, boy, I've been doing the best that I can.
Original Lyrics:
Since you let me go, I've been doing the best that I can.
"Slow Dancing" by Aly and AJ
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my reasons to complain
And they're tangled in red wine and bloom
And they're tangled in red wine and bloom
Original Lyrics:
I've got my reasons to complain
And they're tangled in red, white, and blue
And they're tangled in red, white, and blue
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch my game show
Original Lyrics:
Smack my bitch up
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
Misheard Lyrics:
Snap my picture
Original Lyrics:
Smack my bitch up.
"Small Town Saturday Night" by Hal Ketchum
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the 'Marquis' sign.
Original Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign.
"Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic
Misheard Lyrics:
Hug a rague band from Seattle
Original Lyrics:
A garage band from Seattle
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
Misheard Lyrics:
A burrito
In my Speedo
Yay!
In my Speedo
Yay!
Original Lyrics:
A mosquito
My libido
Yay!
My libido
Yay!
"Smile" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
And even if it tells me
Original Lyrics:
And even if it kills me
"Smile" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me twice 'til we die
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me twice for goodbye
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke under water
Fire in disguise.
Fire in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Fire in the sky.
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Cousin Walter...
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smokin' In The Boys Room" by Motley Crue
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the cocaine.
I need the cocaine, the cocaine I need.
I need the cocaine, the cocaine I need.
Original Lyrics:
So, Annie, are you okay?
Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
Misheard Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table, you could see she was emo.
So she ran into the bedroom,she was struck down it was bloody.
So she ran into the bedroom,she was struck down it was bloody.
Original Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table, he could see she was able.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down it was her doom.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down it was her doom.
"Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
With a shotgun, I could see your an-nus.
Original Lyrics:
With the sound of a crescendo, Annie
"Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the Polly-O
Original Lyrics:
Out on the barrio
Polly-O is a brand of Italian cheeses.
"The Snakes Crawl At Night" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had the man.
Original Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had command.
"Snoop Dogg (What's My Name Pt. 2)" by Snoop Dogg
Misheard Lyrics:
Schoolgirl
Original Lyrics:
Snoop Dogg
"Sober" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a chicken from a never ending battle.
Original Lyrics:
It's like drinkin' from a never ending bottle
I can just see a bunch of war weary chickens coming up a path out of a valley, suddenly there are no more chickens. Then more start coming again.
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
Original Lyrics:
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Nate, she's a nine, she's a kid I know
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten eyed goat
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
In a haunted kind of way.
In a haunted kind of way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
And I hauled her heart away.
"Solo" by Iyaz
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna dock (Yes, oh Willow)
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna walk (S. O. L. O)
"Some Beach" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Some biotch
Somewhere and casting sh*t over an empty chair.
Somewhere and casting sh*t over an empty chair.
Original Lyrics:
Some beach
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
"Somebody Like That" by Tenille Arts
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple diamond ring falls
Original Lyrics:
A couple diamond ring thoughts
"Somebody Like That" by Tenille Arts
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worthless
Original Lyrics:
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worth it
"Somebody Like That" by Tenille Arts
Misheard Lyrics:
And those midnight tears to know what love's like
Original Lyrics:
And enough midnight tears to know what love's not
"Somebody Like You" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Original Lyrics:
But you're teaching me to be a better man
"Somebody Like You" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Original Lyrics:
Whether you're teaching me to be a better man
"Somebody's Doin' Me Right" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Satellite down
Original Lyrics:
Settlin' down
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'We'll have one helluva night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'We'll have one heavenly night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
Original Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd have blue eyes and blue teeth
Original Lyrics:
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd have to arrive in blue jeans
or
He'd have me ridin' blue jeans
or
He'd have me ridin' blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
With two of his kin.
With two of his kin.
Original Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
Would you look at him?
Would you look at him?
"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye featuring Kimbra
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that I don't knead that dough
Original Lyrics:
I guess that I don't need that, though.
"Somebody To Love" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I need somebody to love bite, need somebody to love bite
Original Lyrics:
I need somebody to love, I need somebody to love
"Somebody To Love" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I work 'til I ache my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I work 'til I ache my bones.
"Somebody to Love" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I work 'til I ate my bones.
Original Lyrics:
I work 'til I ache my bones.
"Some Broken Hearts Never Mend" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Original Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
"Someday Soon" by Suzy Bogguss
Misheard Lyrics:
He's ridin' in the night from California
Original Lyrics:
He's ridin' in tonight from California
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small class of teens.
Over a small class of teens.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small velacity.
Over a small velacity.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
Over a small glass of tea.
"Someday When I Stop Loving You" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need I'm blue
Original Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need her moon
"Some Gave All" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
As they echo through La La Land
Original Lyrics:
As they echo throughout our land
"Some Girls Do" by Sawyer Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
"Some Kind Of Somethin'" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
I find myself on.
"Some Old Side Road" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Young man, pig shot
Original Lyrics:
Young man, big shot
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Living up to someone else's dream
or
Waking up from someone else's dream
or
Waking up from someone else's dream
Original Lyrics:
Waking up in someone else's dream
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's someone else's dream
Original Lyrics:
Oh, in someone else's dream
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
Original Lyrics:
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She taught her early how to smile that smile and wave to look great
Original Lyrics:
She taught her early how to smile that smile and wave from the parade
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She was just picked pageant queen
Original Lyrics:
Teacher's pet, pageant queen
"Something in Red" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for something in bed
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for something in red
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some gasoline
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked so hard for my first diss
Original Lyrics:
I worked so hard for that first kiss
"Something More" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
An armadillo could be knocking at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
"Something More" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Irma Getton could be knocking at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
"Something's Gotta Give" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's got a job.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny's got a job.
Natasha adds: "Who exactly is Jenny?"
"Somewhere Tonight" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' like a thunderstorm, driftin' with the wind
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' like a summer storm driftin' with the wind
"So Much For Pretending" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
The black guy was winnin'
Original Lyrics:
Looked like I was winnin'
"Song 2" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
By Agent Bunchay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
By a jumbo jet.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TV Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy was a backyard, a southern Democrat
Original Lyrics:
Daddy was a veteran, a Southern Democrat.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Pappa got a job with the TV 8.
Original Lyrics:
Papa got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie Anna shook my mouth
Sweet potato pie Anna shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Potato Pie nearly shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Song of the South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet cherry pie and I shut my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Song of the South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Soul Song" by Joe Stampley
Misheard Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-my-home song.
Original Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-all-harm song.
"The Sounds Of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Sheol, dead in my arbor
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor
I have a hard time believing some of these "misheard" lyrics.
"Sounds So Good" by Ashton Shepherd
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed of your truck
"Southern Comfort Zone" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss your biscuits and your gravy
Bar flies dancing in the night
Bar flies dancing in the night
Original Lyrics:
I miss your biscuits and your gravy
Fireflies dancing in the night
Fireflies dancing in the night
"Southern Grace" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with seven legs
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with southern grace
"Southern Voice" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Meg Ryan won it, Billy Graham saved it
Original Lyrics:
Bear Bryant won it, Billy Graham saved it
"South Side Of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Chatting with a woman
Original Lyrics:
Chattanooga woman
"South Side Of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
South side of Texas
Original Lyrics:
South side of Dixie
"South Side" by Moby featuring Gwen Stefani
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch Pope come over me
Original Lyrics:
I watch hope come over me
"Spanish Harlem" by Ben E. King
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a rose in Spanish omelet
A red rose up in Spanish omelet
A red rose up in Spanish omelet
Original Lyrics:
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the silent sea.
Original Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the sun and sea.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure I perceive.
Original Lyrics:
But through failure will proceed.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure of pussy.
Original Lyrics:
But no failure will proceed.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to pray in this old truck.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to trade in this old truck.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a one eyed knee seed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I need.
"Spiderwebs" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry if I hold my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry, I'm not home right now.
"Spieluhr" by Rammstein
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad is out there buying drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter.
"Spill The Wine" by Eric Burdon and War
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dip that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine and take that pearl.
"Spill the Wine" by Eric Burdon and War
Misheard Lyrics:
Still alive, tic-tac-toe
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl
"Spit It Out" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're jumping in a pot.
Then you're jumping in a pot.
Original Lyrics:
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're dumber than I thought.
Then you're dumber than I thought.
"Springsteen" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Fired up my daddy's lottery, sang oh
Original Lyrics:
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang oh
"Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
He's giving all the love he can.
Original Lyrics:
Keep giving all the love you can.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Stan, bayou man
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand by awn dance
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Stink by your man
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
stand by earth man
Original Lyrics:
stand by your man.
"Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a man
Original Lyrics:
He's just a man
"Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just an omen
Original Lyrics:
He's just a man
"Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just nowhere
Original Lyrics:
He's just a man
"Stand by Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay by yourself
Original Lyrics:
Stand by your man
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not Trident.
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire
You're standing outside the fire
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
If you're standing outside the fire
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing outside the box
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
Original Lyrics:
Standing outside the fire
"Standing Tall" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Has always turned out long
Original Lyrics:
Has always turned out wrong
"St. Anger" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the lives here on these chairs.
Original Lyrics:
I hit the lights on these dark sets.
"St. Anger" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Anger out of my neck.
Original Lyrics:
St. Anger 'round my neck.
To the person who submitted this entry: This song is from the 2000s, not the 80's
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cop
Cop, dare me to die.
Cop, dare me to die.
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
You still ain't called, I'm wonderin' why, but I'm off better though.
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
"State Of Mind" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dressed like a big balloon.
Original Lyrics:
Mind drifts like a big balloon.
"Stay All Night-Stay a Little Longer" by Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so Milady's on the beam
or
Mule got sick so me laid him on the beam
or
Mule got sick someone laid him on the beam
Mule got sick so Milady's on the beam
or
Mule got sick so me laid him on the beam
or
Mule got sick someone laid him on the beam
Original Lyrics:
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so they laid him on the green
Mule got sick so they laid him on the green
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one night together in love.
Yeah, one night together in love.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one more night together in love.
Yeah, one more night together in love.
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy man.
Original Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy mind.
"Step by Step" by New Kids On The Block
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna get to your goose
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get to you, girl
"Sticks and Stones" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home.
"Still In Love With You" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Tex-Arkana's waiting.
Original Lyrics:
Taxi cab is waiting.
"Stomp Them Grapes" by Mel Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop 'em apes.
Original Lyrics:
Stomp them grapes.
"Storm in a Shot Glass" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all over. I love her
Original Lyrics:
It's all over a lover
"The Story of My Love" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of history
Original Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of Yesteryear
"Straight On" by Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
Once in time, a bee sat down in a hut.
Original Lyrics:
Quite some time, I been sittin' it out.
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask for all the strangers in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask her on the strength to keep her might.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
On a straight to key the night
Original Lyrics:
On a straight tequila night
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape 13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance.
if you play it you might have a chance.
Original Lyrics:
K-13 is her favorite song,
if you play it you might have a chance.
if you play it you might have a chance.
"Strange Magic" by Electric Light Orchestra
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay tragic
Original Lyrics:
Strange magic
"Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers at Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Strangers at first sight
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
He's about the worst f***er I've seen on the range.
Original Lyrics:
He's about the worst bucker I've seen on the range.
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
I turns over twice and I comes back to Earth
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
Original Lyrics:
I turn over twice and I come back to Earth
I lights into cussin' the day of his birth.
I lights into cussin' the day of his birth.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring on the line.
Original Lyrics:
Green on the vine
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
He was working through buttons on my cousin's farm
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
Original Lyrics:
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July noon
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July moon
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy!
Original Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Ethel, you'll get your corn dog!
Original Lyrics:
Ethel, you get your clothes on!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't crude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Original Lyrics:
Boogity boogity
"Street Life" by Randy Crawford
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the silver spoon
Original Lyrics:
Behind the silver moon
"Streets of Bakersfield" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked a three-acre field.
Original Lyrics:
On the streets of Bakersfield
"The Stroke" by Billy Squier
Misheard Lyrics:
Long live Scotland
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"Stuck Like Glue" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby we're satellite blue.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
"Stuck Like Glue" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby with satellite boobs.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
"Suck My Kiss" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, please don't hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, please pervert me.
"Suds In The Bucket" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Now their slips are in the beauty shop
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Original Lyrics:
Now they're sittin' in the beauty shop
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
"Sugar, We're Goin' Down" by Fall Out Boy
Misheard Lyrics:
I put some nuts in your bedpost
But Shirly's Saliva song.
But Shirly's Saliva song.
Original Lyrics:
I was a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song.
But you're just a line in a song.
"Sugar, We're Goin' Down" by Fall Out Boy
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going down, yeah, like a merry-go-round
And sugar, we're gonna go swinging
And then along came a bully
It all got complex, conclave in pulley.
And sugar, we're gonna go swinging
And then along came a bully
It all got complex, conclave in pulley.
Original Lyrics:
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
"Sukiyaki" by Kyu Sakamoto
Misheard Lyrics:
She called me Papa, Chino Yawn
or
Chico Lee Papa, Chino Yawn
or
Chico Lee Papa, Chino Yawn
Original Lyrics:
Hitoribotchi no yoru
"Summer Nights" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
Misheard Lyrics:
He swam by me
God was so damp.
God was so damp.
Original Lyrics:
He swam by me
Got my suit damp.
Got my suit damp.
"Summer Nights" by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me more, like the seat of a car.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car?
"Summer's Comin'" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' on Earth that'll get me huntin'
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' on Earth that'll get me hummin'
"Summertime Blues" by Eddie Cochran
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Puerto Rican bus
I'm a Puerto Rican father.
I'm a Puerto Rican father.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a gonna raise a fuss
I'm a gonna raise a holler.
I'm a gonna raise a holler.
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
But that swimming pool
Original Lyrics:
But that swimming hole
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite song on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Perfect song on the radio
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
Original Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad I peed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two black feet on the dashboard
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Original Lyrics:
Young love in an old Ford
"Sunday Morning Coming Down" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
But I lit my first and watched the smog head
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Original Lyrics:
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
"Sunday Morning" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
You came in with the bees.
Original Lyrics:
You came in with the breeze.
"Sunset Strip Bich" by Eve6
Misheard Lyrics:
The song says strip, b**tch!
Original Lyrics:
The Sunset Strip b**tch
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my docile prize.
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my dog's surprise
Original Lyrics:
To give you my dark surprise
"Super Trouper" by ABBA
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trooper, life is gonna find me
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
"Super Trouper" by ABBA
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper dreams of polystyrene
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
"Sway" by Dean Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lazy ocean monster show
Original Lyrics:
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How blessed thy bake sale and valleys below.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below.
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How pleasant thy bake sale in the valley below
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
"Sweet Annie" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
But one day that net will strike
Original Lyrics:
But one day lightning will strike
"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, croutons never seemed so good.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losing out.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of you, yeah.
or
And I have never been afraid of blue sand.
or
And I have never been afraid of blue sand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never wanted love in Duchesne, yeah.
or
And I have never wanted love in these chains, yeah.
or
And I have never wanted love in these chains, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never wanted love to be a chain.
Chain is sung by Juice as 'Cha-ain'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still shadows
Original Lyrics:
Just two shadows
"Sweet Southern Comfort" by Buddy Jewell
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissin' Debbie Williams' sister
On the porch home, come and weep.
On the porch home, come and weep.
Original Lyrics:
Kissin' Gary Williams' sister
On the porch Homecoming week.
On the porch Homecoming week.
"Swingin'" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, honin' up a garden hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, rollin' up a garden hose.
"Swing" by Savage
Misheard Lyrics:
...while movin' like a dip s**t
Original Lyrics:
...while moving like a gypsy
"The Swing" by James Bonamy
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of kazoo, said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
Original Lyrics:
The church where they stood and said 'I do.'
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