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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Sacrifice" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deceit comes calling.
"Save Me San Francisco" by Train
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender corn.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love the tenderloin until I made some tender coin.
"Say It Ain't So" by Weezer
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is Rap-Logical.
Original Lyrics:
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
"Say What You Say" by Eminem featuring Dr. Dre
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok, let's get a hand on this mosh pit.
Original Lyrics:
Ok, let's handle the small s***.
"Scarecrow" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I turn down this road.
Original Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I climb down off this pole.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Got lost in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a sky-lit drawl.
Original Lyrics:
Blood loss in a bathroom stall,
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard times for Mister Know-it-all.
Original Lyrics:
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's shed is a lovely blue.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer girl with a push-up bra
Original Lyrics:
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the bird s***, it's a lonely view
Original Lyrics:
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds I share this lonely of you.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds I shave such a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burden shared, it's so lonely with you.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the burdens shared, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share a lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
With the buzz of shades, it's so lonely of you.
or
With the blood, we shed it's a lonely view.
or
With the birds of shame, it's a long way too.
or
From the birds' eye share, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers'
Misheard Lyrics:
With virgin shades, it's a lonely view.
Original Lyrics:
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Yunka-tunka girl in a push-up broll.
Original Lyrics:
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
"The Secret Of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The secret of a life is in every man's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
"The Secret of Life" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The cigarette life
Original Lyrics:
The secret of life
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Micano Peak.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way up to Nick Nolte.
Original Lyrics:
All the way up to Micanopy.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of R.C. Molokai
Original Lyrics:
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola cry.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row seven old men
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Row, row seven old wind
Original Lyrics:
Blow, blow seminole wind
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So blow, blow, sentimental women.
Original Lyrics:
So blow, blow, Seminole wind.
"Seminole Wind" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
The alligators and the car.
Original Lyrics:
The alligators and the gar.
'Gar' refers to a type of fish.
"Sesame Street" by Theme Songs
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
"Sesame Street" by Theme Songs
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
"Settle For a Slowdown" by Dierks Bentley
Misheard Lyrics:
This land is flat
As it is Maine.
Original Lyrics:
This land it flat
As it is mean.
"Seven Wonders" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven wonders called to man.
Original Lyrics:
'Seven wonders', crowed the man.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother, Colin, to say you're leaving alone.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother calling to say you're leaving alone.
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph Dimpty, why don't you come around?
Original Lyrics:
Boulevard's empty, why don't you come around?
"Seven Year Ache" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
So who does your pants belong to today?
Original Lyrics:
So who does your past belong to today?
"Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucks b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb
"Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need the gum alone.
Original Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need to come along.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shake It Out" by Florence and the Machine
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's hard to dance with a frog on your face
So shake it off!
Original Lyrics:
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off!
Chucky, PLEASE ADD 2010's to the decade listbox!!
"Shake It" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
Just time spent on the face
Original Lyrics:
Just icing on the cake
"Shake Your Body Down To The Ground" by The Jacksons
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, get down
Shake your body won't ya' go get down.
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout
Shake your body down to the ground.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have a coward now
Original Lyrics:
I don't have the power now
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Seamus!
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Shaneless.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm changin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaveless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do it if you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaveless.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shavin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving
Shaving down the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
I don't have the power now.
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle my Ham
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands
"Shameless" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She sat on my hands!
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands!
"She Ain't The Girl For You" by The Kinleys
Misheard Lyrics:
She ate the girl for you.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't the girl for you.
"She Bangs" by Ricky Martin
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beast.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.
"She Can't Burn Me Now" by Del McCoury Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken burn me now
I'm fireproof!
Original Lyrics:
She can't burn me now
I'm fireproof!
"She Didn't Have Time" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw your car, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the car seat.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Hecra pock recline.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Never crossed her mind.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f**k it's all about.
Original Lyrics:
What the fuss is all about
"She Don't Tell Me To" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got dreams to sodomize.
Original Lyrics:
I've got dreams in this heart of mine.
"She Is His Only Need" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the lemon.
Original Lyrics:
Over the limit.
"She's All I Got" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Tracy Byrd's cover version was titled "Don't Take Her (She's All I Got)"
"She's All I Got" by Johnny Paycheck
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Fred--don't take her, she's all I got.'
Original Lyrics:
Well, I said, 'Friend--don't take her, she's all I got.'
"She's Always Right" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Calls them on her second phone
Original Lyrics:
Calls the mall her second home
"She's Everything" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath in Kansas.
Original Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath and candles.
"She's Everything" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath mechanic.
Original Lyrics:
She's a bubble bath and candles.
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Original Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
"She's Gonna Make It" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
His says, 'I'll succeed'
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Original Lyrics:
He's sinkin' at sea
Her sails are filled.
"She's Got It All" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hasty cowboy who didnt have a road to hold
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
Original Lyrics:
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a row to hoe
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken love, chicken boy
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy who has to look at you.
Original Lyrics:
Katie looks at Tommy like I still look at you.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with a Ford
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with the boy
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the chick inspect the ground
Original Lyrics:
Watching the chickens peck the ground
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the shortest lovestick.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to brains
He's got the short end of the stick.
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a motor hoe
Original Lyrics:
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a row to how
"She's In Love With The Boy" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hasty plow boy who didn't have a road of hope
or
You yourself was just a hasty foul boy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
Original Lyrics:
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
"She's Just An Old Love Turned Memory" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, an old love turned memory.
Original Lyrics:
She's just an old love turned memory.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti falling down all night
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my can of Raid.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cataract.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's Not Just A Pretty Face" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
Original Lyrics:
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
"She's Not The Cheatin' Kind" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
She's really cheap and kind
Original Lyrics:
She's not the cheatin' kind
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or advertising
Original Lyrics:
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
No touch of silicone
Original Lyrics:
No tucks or silicone
"She's So High" by Tal Bachman
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, shown to f*** hermaphrodite.
Original Lyrics:
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Original Lyrics:
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
"Shiftwork" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of s***...work
Original Lyrics:
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
"Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" by Cher
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his morning breath?
Oh, no that's just his arms
Original Lyrics:
Is it in his face?
Oh, no that's just his charm
In his warm embrace?
Oh, no that's just his arms
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" by The Clash
Misheard Lyrics:
This indecision's bugging me
El calzoncillo me molesta.
Original Lyrics:
This indecision's bugging me
Esta indecision me molesta.
"Calzoncillo" is the Spanish word for underwear.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by R.E.M.
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Cheryl Baker
Original Lyrics:
Only to wake her up
"Simple Kind Of Life" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mistake confusion for looking for a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight.
"Simple Kind Of Life" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sick dumb-a**-d*ck abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Like a sick domestic abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
"Single White Female" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
Single wide female
Original Lyrics:
Single White Female
"Sink The Bismarck" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta pee.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta be.
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
"Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
Original Lyrics:
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
"Sippin' On Some Syrup" by Three 6 Mafia
Misheard Lyrics:
Slit you wit some scissorz
Original Lyrics:
Sippin on sum sizzurp
"Sitting Down Here" by Lene Marlin
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Carotene whispering on since my stay
Not really heading off like a shadow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow.
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 10-4 gears and a Georgie Euler drive.
Original Lyrics:
I've got 10 forward gears and a Georgia overdrive.
Andria adds: "10-4 is a CB address, not a gear ratio. I don't know who Georgie Euler is or if he even exists, and a Georgia Overdrive is neutral gear on a tractor-trailer rig."
"Six Days On The Road" by Dave Dudley
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my diesel revved up
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my diesel wound up
And she's running like never before.
"The Six O'Clock Train And A Girl With Green Eyes" by John Hartford
Misheard Lyrics:
And a girl with three eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And a girl with green eyes.
"Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Misheard Lyrics:
I sold my soul to the company store.
Original Lyrics:
I owe my soul to the company store.
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lord, you're six feet tall, and what do you get?
Original Lyrics:
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Merle Travis' version of this song came out in the 1940's, so selecting 50's would be incorrect. Use either "misc" or "country" (since it *is* a country song).
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes he's a maniac Kentucky coal miner.
Original Lyrics:
Yes sir there's a-many a Kentucky coal miner.
"Sixteen Tons" by Merle Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another deodorant, deeper in debt
Original Lyrics:
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still learnin' on his guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still livin' off his guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Now he's a superstar, still slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a boy, he was a girl
What on Earth happened to both of them?
Original Lyrics:
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be lying in the U.S. bed
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead
"Sleeping Single in a Double Bed" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've relied on the USA.
Original Lyrics:
I should be lying with you instead.
"Small Town Saturday Night" by Hal Ketchum
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the 'Marquis' sign.
Original Lyrics:
There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign.
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
"Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow covered horses
Original Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
"Smokin' In The Boys Room" by Motley Crue
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the cocaine.
I need the cocaine, the cocaine I need.
Original Lyrics:
So, Annie, are you okay?
Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
Misheard Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table, you could see she was emo.
So she ran into the bedroom,she was struck down it was bloody.
Original Lyrics:
She was sitting at the table, he could see she was able.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down it was her doom.
"Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
With a shotgun, I could see your an-nus.
Original Lyrics:
With the sound of a crescendo, Annie
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a hot margarita
Or let's forget about it.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme your heart, make it real
Or just forget about it.
"Smooth" by Santana
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's don't forget about Elvis.
Original Lyrics:
Let's don't forget about it.
"The Snakes Crawl At Night" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had the man.
Original Lyrics:
For the devil on my shoulder had command.
"Sober" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a chicken from a never ending battle.
Original Lyrics:
It's like drinkin' from a never ending bottle
I can just see a bunch of war weary chickens coming up a path out of a valley, suddenly there are no more chickens. Then more start coming again.
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
Original Lyrics:
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Nate, she's a nine, she's a kid I know
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten eyed goat
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
In a haunted kind of way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
"Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel
Misheard Lyrics:
When illusions inter-net, I'm never where I want to be
An imitation ill-o-whet, when I think that I am free
Watch my empty silhouette, who close their eyes but still could see
No one talking any get, I will show another me
Original Lyrics:
When illusion spin her net, I'm never where I want to be.
And liberty she pirouette, when I think that I am free
Watched by empty silhouettes, who close their eyes but still could see
No one taught them etiquette, I will show another me.
"Some Beach" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Some biotch
Somewhere and casting sh*t over an empty chair.
Original Lyrics:
Some beach
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
"Some Beach" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Some bitch
Original Lyrics:
Some beach
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'We'll have one helluva night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'We'll have one heavenly night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
Original Lyrics:
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd have to arrive in blue jeans
or
He'd have me ridin' blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
"Somebody's Knockin'" by Terri Gibbs
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
With two of his kin.
Original Lyrics:
Lord it's the Devil
Would you look at him?
"Somebody To Love" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I work 'til I ache my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I work 'til I ache my bones.
"Some Broken Hearts Never Mend" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Original Lyrics:
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small class of teens.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
"Some Days You Gotta Dance" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small velacity.
Original Lyrics:
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
"Someday When I Stop Loving You" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need I'm blue
Original Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need her moon
"Someday" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
The hard-boiled life
Original Lyrics:
The heart won't lie.
"Some Gave All" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
As they echo through La La Land
Original Lyrics:
As they echo throughout our land
"Some Girls Do" by Sawyer Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
"Some Kind Of Somethin'" by Chely Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
I find myself on.
"Someone Else's Dream" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
Original Lyrics:
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
"Someone To Call My Lover" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, you gotta guess my weight.
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, you gotta pass my way.
"Someone To Call My Lover" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
He'll drive a f**king car
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
He'll drive a funky car
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some gasoline
"Something Like That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked so hard for my first diss
Original Lyrics:
I worked so hard for that first kiss
"Something More" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Irma Getton could be knocking at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
"Something's Gotta Give" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's got a job.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny's got a job.
Natasha adds: "Who exactly is Jenny?"
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What A Wonderful World" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Misheard Lyrics:
Some hair over the rainbow.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere over the rainbow
"So Much For Pretending" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
The black guy was winnin'
Original Lyrics:
Looked like I was winnin'
"Song 2" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song 2" by Blur
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my head shaved
By a cheekbone, yeh.
Original Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TV Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy was a backyard, a southern Democrat
Original Lyrics:
Daddy was a veteran, a Southern Democrat.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Pappa got a job with the TV 8.
Original Lyrics:
Papa got a job with the TVA.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie Anna shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
"Song Of The South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Potato Pie nearly shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Song of the South" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shook my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
"Soul Song" by Joe Stampley
Misheard Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-my-home song.
Original Lyrics:
My keep-me-safe-from-all-harm song.
"The Sounds Of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Sheol, dead in my arbor
Original Lyrics:
I am shielded in my armor
I have a hard time believing some of these "misheard" lyrics.
"Sounds So Good" by Ashton Shepherd
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed of your truck
"Southern Grace" by Little Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with seven legs
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothing like a woman with southern grace
"South Side Of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
Chatting with a woman
Original Lyrics:
Chattanooga woman
"South Side Of Dixie" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
South side of Texas
Original Lyrics:
South side of Dixie
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the silent sea.
Original Lyrics:
And it's you and me in the sun and sea.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
And the silent sea
Original Lyrics:
In the sun and sea
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure I perceive.
Original Lyrics:
But through failure will proceed.
"Speak" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
But the failure of pussy.
Original Lyrics:
But no failure will proceed.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to pray in this old truck.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to trade in this old truck.
"Speed" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a one eyed knee seed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I need.
"Spiderwebs" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Sayonara Romeo
Original Lyrics:
Sorry I'm not home right now.
"Spiderwebs" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry if I hold my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry, I'm not home right now.
"Spill The Wine" by Eric Burdon and War
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dip that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine and take that pearl.
"Springsteen" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Fired up my daddy's lottery, sang oh
Original Lyrics:
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang oh
"Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
He's giving all the love he can.
Original Lyrics:
Keep giving all the love you can.
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
stand by earth man
Original Lyrics:
stand by your man.
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not Trident.
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
"Standing Outside The Fire" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing outside the box
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
Original Lyrics:
Standing outside the fire
"St. Anger" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate the lives here on these chairs.
Original Lyrics:
I hit the lights on these dark sets.
"St. Anger" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Anger out of my neck.
Original Lyrics:
St. Anger 'round my neck.
To the person who submitted this entry: This song is from the 2000s, not the 80's
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cop
Cop, dare me to die.
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
"Stan" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
You still ain't called, I'm wonderin' why, but I'm off better though.
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
"State Of Mind" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dressed like a big balloon.
Original Lyrics:
Mind drifts like a big balloon.
"Stay All Night-Stay a Little Longer" by Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so Milady's on the beam
or
Mule got sick so me laid him on the beam
or
Mule got sick someone laid him on the beam
Original Lyrics:
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so they laid him on the green
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one night together in love.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one more night together in love.
"Stays In Mexico" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy man.
Original Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy mind.
"Sticks and Stones" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home.
"Still In Love With You" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Tex-Arkana's waiting.
Original Lyrics:
Taxi cab is waiting.
"Stomp Them Grapes" by Mel Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop 'em apes.
Original Lyrics:
Stomp them grapes.
"The Story of My Love" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of history
Original Lyrics:
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of Yesteryear
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask her on the strength to keep her might.
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
On a straight to key the night
Original Lyrics:
On a straight tequila night
"Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape 13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance.
Original Lyrics:
K-13 is her favorite song,
if you play it you might have a chance.
"Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers at Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Strangers at first sight
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
He's about the worst f***er I've seen on the range.
Original Lyrics:
He's about the worst bucker I've seen on the range.
"The Strawberry Roan" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
I turns over twice and I comes back to Earth
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
Original Lyrics:
I turn over twice and I come back to Earth
I lights into cussin' the day of his birth.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring on the line.
Original Lyrics:
Green on the vine
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
He was working through buttons on my cousin's farm
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
Original Lyrics:
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop everyone
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July noon
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July moon
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry wine
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy!
Original Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Ethel, you'll get your corn dog!
Original Lyrics:
Ethel, you get your clothes on!
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't crude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Original Lyrics:
Boogity boogity
"Street Life" by Randy Crawford
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind the silver spoon
Original Lyrics:
Behind the silver moon
"Streets of Bakersfield" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked a three-acre field.
Original Lyrics:
On the streets of Bakersfield
"Stuck Like Glue" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby we're satellite blue.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
"Stuck Like Glue" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby with satellite boobs.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
"Stupid Boy" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid w**re
Original Lyrics:
Stupid boy
"Suck My Kiss" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me, please don't hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, please pervert me.
"Suds In The Bucket" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Now their slips are in the beauty shop
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Original Lyrics:
Now they're sittin' in the beauty shop
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
"Suicide Blonde" by INXS
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup and salad bar
Original Lyrics:
Suicide Blonde
To the person who submitted this: the band name is spelled INXS, not anything variant. If you don't know how to spell a band name, google-search what you think is right, and it'll correct you if you're wrong. Furthermore, the album art usually displays the performer's name, so you can see how they spell it.
Misheard Lyrics:
He swam by me
God was so damp.
Original Lyrics:
He swam by me
Got my suit damp.
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me more, like the seat of a car.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car?
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite song on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Perfect song on the radio
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
Original Lyrics:
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad I peed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Two black feet on the dashboard
Original Lyrics:
Two bare feet on the dashboard
"Summertime" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Original Lyrics:
Young love in an old Ford
"Sunday Morning Coming Down" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
But I lit my first and watched the smog head
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Original Lyrics:
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
"Sunday Morning" by No Doubt
Misheard Lyrics:
You came in with the bees.
Original Lyrics:
You came in with the breeze.
"Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes at Better Day Kids'
And I'll find you've been creeping and I'm not that stiff
Sometimes, a kid gets a shake
And I'll find you've been creeping and I'm feeling okay.
Original Lyrics:
Sundown, ya better take care
If I find you been creepin' round my back stairs
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my docile prize.
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my dog's surprise
Original Lyrics:
To give you my dark surprise
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How blessed thy bake sale and valleys below.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below.
"Sweet Afton" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
How pleasant thy bake sale in the valley below
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
Original Lyrics:
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
"Sweet Annie" by Zac Brown Band
Misheard Lyrics:
But one day that net will strike
Original Lyrics:
But one day lightning will strike
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known (Is Loving You)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
"The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of museums.
Original Lyrics:
I have never been afraid of losing out.
"Sweet Southern Comfort" by Buddy Jewell
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissin' Debbie Williams' sister
On the porch home, come and weep.
Original Lyrics:
Kissin' Gary Williams' sister
On the porch Homecoming week.
"Swingin'" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, honin' up a garden hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy was in the back yard, rollin' up a garden hose.
"The Swing" by James Bonamy
Misheard Lyrics:
The church of kazoo, said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
Original Lyrics:
The church where they stood and said 'I do.'
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