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"Maggie May" by Rod Stewart
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
"Main Street" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to L.A. with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
Original Lyrics:
I went too early with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
"Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys." by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
I burned up my child one day.
Original Lyrics:
I burned up my childhood days.
"Mambo #5 (A Little Bit Of)" by Lou Bega
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of Chanukah in my life
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica in my life
"A Man holdin' on to a Woman lettin' go" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' innocence there on the thing by their clothes
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' innocence there on the bank by their clothes
"Man I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
C** on my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
C** on my hair, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Men s***, me s***
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is an arrogany to have a little fun.
Is an arrogany to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man I feel like a chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman.
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I fell like a Walkman.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about having supper
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
But give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy I'm a woman
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, give 'em a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my hand, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy. We'll get him a lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy. Forget I'm a lady
"Man In Black" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have owned.
Well there's a reason for the things that I have owned.
Original Lyrics:
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on.
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on.
"Man In The Mirror" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
And no man should ever stand in a river.
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer.
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man, hoochie coo!
Original Lyrics:
Man to man, who cheated who?
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man, hootchie coo
Original Lyrics:
Man to man, who cheated who?
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man
Goo che goo.
Goo che goo.
Original Lyrics:
Man to man
Who cheated who?
Who cheated who?
"Man With the Blues" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the flu.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the blues.
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy up Charlie horse, going to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Giddy up trotty horse, going to the mill
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with a bone
Original Lyrics:
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with her gone
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy in the bit 'o coat and just a ragged dress
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the bitter cold in just a ragged dress
"Me and My Gang" by The Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
An' Daisy Duke pin 'em
Original Lyrics:
In Daisy Duke denim
"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo" by Stonewall Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a doll named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
"Meet in the Middle" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd gain an autograph
Original Lyrics:
We’d gain a lot of ground
"Meet Me In Montana" by Dan Seals & Marie Osmond
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove my whole life down in an old book.
Original Lyrics:
Wrote my whole life down in a notebook.
"Men Don't Change" by Amy Dalley
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy shoes are good yeah
But it ain't always right.
But it ain't always right.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is usually good yeah
But it ain't always right.
But it ain't always right.
"Mercury Blues" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl that I know,
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
Original Lyrics:
The girl that I love,
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
"Merry Christmas From The Family" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Jeez!
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Cheese!'
Merry Christmas from the family!
Merry Christmas from the family!
"The Message" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
For you're a big-toothed hen
I happen to know it
And I'm gonna stand right here.
I happen to know it
And I'm gonna stand right here.
Original Lyrics:
For you to get to him
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna stand right here.
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna stand right here.
"Middle Man" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda the rabbit was doin' the tree
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
Original Lyrics:
A man called Barabbas was doomed for the tree.
"Middle Man" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing failed but a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
Original Lyrics:
And not from pain, but a broken heart
That middle man died.
That middle man died.
"The Minute You're Gone" by Sonny James
Misheard Lyrics:
The miniature gong
Original Lyrics:
The minute you're gone.
"Mississippi Cotton Pickin Delta Town" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
one does history to walk up and down
Original Lyrics:
one dusty street to walk up and down
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First South Baptist Church.
In the First South Baptist Church.
Original Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an Auburn truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck.
Original Lyrics:
I oughta drive you around in an armored truck.
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Moonfleet Beach" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an endorphin.
Original Lyrics:
I was an orphan boy.
"Morning" by Jim Ed Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumblimg up my thoughts
Of evil tango bear
Of evil tango bear
Original Lyrics:
Jumbling up my thoughts
To leave them tangled there.
To leave them tangled there.
"Morning" by Jim Ed Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Sullenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you did.
Whoa she's cryin', cryin'!
Whoa she's cryin', cryin'!
Original Lyrics:
And if you did,
was she cryin', cryin'?
was she cryin', cryin'?
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, do you happen to be the most pitiful girl in the world?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood alone in the cold, cold sun.
I knew I lost my mornin' yawn
I knew I lost my mornin' yawn
Original Lyrics:
I stood alone in the cold, grey dawn.
I knew I lost my mornin' sun
I knew I lost my mornin' sun
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a cage and hide away.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a Cajun hide-away.
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending over skipping jacks
Original Lyrics:
Bending over skinning cats
This is an old game played by Southern children in which a small tree is bent over and ridden like a horse. It is called skinning cats.
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll on down the river to a kitchen hide-a-way
Original Lyrics:
Roll on down the river to a cajun hide-a-way
"Mountain music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing baseball with cherry drops,
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
Original Lyrics:
Playing baseball with cherd rocks
using sawmill slats for bats
using sawmill slats for bats
"Mountain Of Love" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, hopin' down on a kitty
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, lookin down on a city
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
"Mountain Of Love" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, hopin' down on a kitty
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, lookin' down on a city
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
"Move It On Over" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Move it all over.
Original Lyrics:
Move it on over.
"Mr.Autry" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Town?
'Round Hamburger Town?
Original Lyrics:
Do the kids still spend Saturday nights drivin'
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
'Round Hamburger Dan's?
"Mr. Businessman" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the restaurant.
And steal it from the restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the rest of them.
And steal it from the rest of them.
"Mr. Mom" by Lone Star
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakfast sticks, naps at nine
Original Lyrics:
Breakfast six, naps at nine
"Mr. Mom" by Lone Star
Misheard Lyrics:
If the dog gave me the classifieds
Original Lyrics:
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
"Mr. Mom" by Lone Star
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Bubba Gump in the baby's hair.
Original Lyrics:
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair.
Bubba Gump is a brand name for canned shrimp from Forrest Gump.
"Mr.Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Papers melt in a Maytag dryer.
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer.
"Mr.Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Papers smell in a matac dryer.
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a matac dryer.
"Mrs. Steven Rudy" by Mark McGuinn
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Steve and Rudy,
all the neighborhood of beauty
all the neighborhood of beauty
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Steven Rudy,
you're the neighborhood a-beauty
you're the neighborhood a-beauty
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Brooks Garth
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux,
lonley women and baboons
lonley women and baboons
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux,
lonely women and bad booze
lonely women and bad booze
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely women in bad boots
Original Lyrics:
Lonely women and bad booze
"Much Too Young (to Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm much too young to feed this famo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
"Mud On The Tires" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's put a little mud on the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Let's put a little mud on the tires.
"Music" by Madonna
Misheard Lyrics:
Music makes the boys wanna sleep with a rebel
Original Lyrics:
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel
"My Baby Is American Made" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby is a sexy old maid.
Original Lyrics:
My baby is American made.
"My Baby Loves Me" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
He likes my nose and he loves my heart.
Original Lyrics:
He likes my nerve and he loves my heart.
"My Bucket's Got A Hole In It" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find no Pierre.
Original Lyrics:
I can't buy no beer (yeah).
"My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy" by Cledus T. Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a duck in a mall
And I'm a duck in a mall
Original Lyrics:
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a-duckin' 'em all
And I'm a-duckin' 'em all
"My Father's Eyes" by Eric Clapton
Misheard Lyrics:
In my butterflies
Original Lyrics:
In my father's eyes
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
My heroes have always been coy boys
Original Lyrics:
My heroes have always been cowboys
"My Home's In Alabama" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Reagan was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Original Lyrics:
Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home.
"My List" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Under an old brass microwave is my list of things to do today.
Original Lyrics:
Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.
"My Town" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
Original Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
"My Town" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on a big old rusty Kaiser.
Original Lyrics:
There's a 'For-Sale' sign on a big old rusty tractor.
The kaiser was built from 1946-1955 by Kaiser Steel. It came in body styles like 8-passenger sedan, coupe, sedan, two-door sedan, and the world's first hatchback.
"My Winding Wheel" by Ryan Adams
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my wand and wings.
Original Lyrics:
Be my winding wheel.
"My Woman, My Woman, My Wife" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
A sailing dress made of gingham
Original Lyrics:
A saint in a dress made of gingham
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