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"Made in America" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a crescent wrench
With WD-40 and a crescent wrench
Original Lyrics:
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
"Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I heard a lettuce plan
And sorta wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took my life away
I looked around, a lousy can was all I found
And sorta wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took my life away
I looked around, a lousy can was all I found
Original Lyrics:
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay.
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle was all I found
And so I wished that I could stay.
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle was all I found
"Magnet And Steel" by Walter Egan
Misheard Lyrics:
For you are the maggot, and I am your meal.
Original Lyrics:
For you are a magnet, and I am the steel.
"Main Street" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to L.A. with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
Original Lyrics:
I went too early with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
"Making Memories of Us" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
Making memories on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Making memories of us
"Makin' Up for Lost Time" by Crystal Gayle and Gary Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're Mickey love
Original Lyrics:
When we're making love
"Mama, He's Crazy" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never been so loved
Original Lyrics:
I've never been so in love
"Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of margarita
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of Monica
"The Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you partake of that last coffee cup?
Original Lyrics:
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
"A Man Holdin' On To A Woman Lettin' Go" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' innocence there on the thing by their clothes
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' innocence there on the bank by their clothes
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, play Double Dare
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
Double Dare is the name of a game show on Nickelodeon (it can also refer to the same-named game show with a completely different format aired on CBS in the 1970s).
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my hand, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on-a here, you and a bear.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my head, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing Ed in style
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
We'll get him a lady
We'll get him a lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady
Forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum on my hair, do it again.
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a one.
Original Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a Walkman.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Man, I feel like a woman!
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy I'm a woman
Original Lyrics:
Man I feel like a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Men s***, me s***
Original Lyrics:
Men's shirts, short skirts
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The best thing about having supper
Original Lyrics:
The best thing about being a woman
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
But give 'em a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
Forget I'm a lady.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Totally crazy, forgettable lady
Original Lyrics:
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle little stop
Original Lyrics:
Doing it in style
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Is do karate and have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Go-Gurt
Original Lyrics:
Let's go, girls
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Color my hair, doing a damn
Original Lyrics:
Color my hair, do what I dare
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I'll be
Original Lyrics:
The way I feel
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
To do karate and have a little fun
Original Lyrics:
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
"Man, I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, give 'em a lady
Original Lyrics:
Forget I'm a lady
"Man In Black" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have owned.
Well there's a reason for the things that I have owned.
Original Lyrics:
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on.
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on.
"Man On The Moon" by R.E.M.
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Luther wrote the Game of Life
Original Lyrics:
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
"Man Size Love" by Klymaxx
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance at noon
Original Lyrics:
I want a man size love
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man, hoochie coo!
Original Lyrics:
Man to man, who cheated who?
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man, hootchie coo
Original Lyrics:
Man to man, who cheated who?
"Man To Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man
Goo che goo.
Goo che goo.
Original Lyrics:
Man to man
Who cheated who?
Who cheated who?
"The Man Who Sold the World" by Lulu
Misheard Lyrics:
We never lost control
Your face, two faced
With the man who sold the world.
Your face, two faced
With the man who sold the world.
Original Lyrics:
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world.
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world.
"Man With the Blues" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the flu.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the blues.
"Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett
Misheard Lyrics:
Strummin' my sex change
Original Lyrics:
Strummin' my six string
"Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' away again in Margarito-doo.
Original Lyrics:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.
"Maria, Maria" by Santana
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky and
Hope for the day that I would die
Hope for the day that I would die
Original Lyrics:
Then I looked up in the sky
Hoping of days of paradise
Hoping of days of paradise
"Maria" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
A new woman won candle bright.
Original Lyrics:
A million and one candlelights
"Marry You" by Bruno Mars
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it the look in your ice
Or is it these dancing shoes?
Or is it these dancing shoes?
Original Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
Or is it this dancing juice?
"Mashed Potatoes (Brak)" by Ghost Space
Misheard Lyrics:
The masturbator
Original Lyrics:
The mash potato
"Mash Up For What" by Dj Earworm
Misheard Lyrics:
Condom to the one
Original Lyrics:
London to Taiwan
"Maybe It Was Memphis" by Pam Tillis
Misheard Lyrics:
But it sure's all right
Original Lyrics:
But it sure felt right
"Me And Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin
Misheard Lyrics:
Dyin''s just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Original Lyrics:
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
"Me And Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, turpentine
Bobby thumbed a diesel Dan.
Bobby thumbed a diesel Dan.
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
Bobby thumbed a diesel down.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down.
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Giddy up Charlie horse, going to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Giddy up trotty horse, going to the mill
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with a bone
Original Lyrics:
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with her gone
"Me and Little Andy" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy in the bit 'o coat and just a ragged dress
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the bitter cold in just a ragged dress
"Me and My Gang" by The Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
An' Daisy Duke pin 'em
Original Lyrics:
In Daisy Duke denim
"Me And My Uncle" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
Three days in the saddle, my butt it hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Three days in the saddle, my body hurt.
"Me and My Uncle" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
Two days in the saddle, my butt it hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Two days in the saddle, my body hurt.
"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo" by Stonewall Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a doll named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
"Mean" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk with Rome all about how I can't sing,
Original Lyrics:
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing,
"Mean" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody made you kol
Original Lyrics:
Somebody made you cold
Anybody who's watched Hetalia knows what I mean... (Thinking of Russia...)
"Meet in the Middle" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd gain an autograph
Original Lyrics:
We'd gain a lot of ground
"Meet in the Middle" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
With Meat in the middle beneath that old Georgia pie
Original Lyrics:
We'd meet in the middle 'neath that old Georgia pine
"Meet Me In Montana" by Dan Seals & Marie Osmond
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove my whole life down in an old book.
Original Lyrics:
Wrote my whole life down in a notebook.
"Men Don't Change" by Amy Dalley
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy shoes are good yeah
But it ain't always right.
But it ain't always right.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is usually good yeah
But it ain't always right.
But it ain't always right.
"Mercury Blues" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl that I know,
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
Original Lyrics:
The girl that I love,
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
"Merry Christmas From The Family" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Jeez!
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Cheese!'
Merry Christmas from the family!
Merry Christmas from the family!
"The Message" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
For you're a big-toothed hen
I happen to know it
And I'm gonna stand right here.
I happen to know it
And I'm gonna stand right here.
Original Lyrics:
For you to get to him
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna stand right here.
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna stand right here.
"Middle Aged Crazy" by Jerry Lee Lewis
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to brew his steel can
Original Lyrics:
Trying to prove he still can
"Middle Man" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda the rabbit was doin' the tree
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
Original Lyrics:
A man called Barabbas was doomed for the tree.
"Middle Man" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing failed but a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
Original Lyrics:
And not from pain, but a broken heart
That middle man died.
That middle man died.
"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, don't bite your cells off yet.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
Misheard Lyrics:
It just takes some time
Little bit of in the middle, out the rhyme.
Little bit of in the middle, out the rhyme.
Original Lyrics:
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
"Midlife Crisis" by Faith No More
Misheard Lyrics:
Your men still ate the heart
beating, beatin' enough for two
beating, beatin' enough for two
Original Lyrics:
Your menstruating heart.
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
"Midnight At The Oasis" by Maria Muldaur
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbuck's spectacle
Original Lyrics:
Jump at his beck and call
"Milk" by Sod
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I had Malaysian milk.
Original Lyrics:
Wish I had some god***n milk.
"Minority" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
A badge, good riddance
Original Lyrics:
I pledge alliegance.
"Minority" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Down with them all oh, majority
Original Lyrics:
Down with the moral majority
Song is from 00, not 90-anything
"Minority" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
I have really shiny underwears.
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the underworld.
"Minority" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be the menora teen.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be the minority.
"Minority" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a skimpy cow
Original Lyrics:
Marching to my own beat now.
"The Minute You're Gone" by Sonny James
Misheard Lyrics:
The miniature gong
Original Lyrics:
The minute you're gone.
"Missing" by Everything But The Girl
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't explain.
Original Lyrics:
Like outer space
"Missing" by Everything But The Girl
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the desert's mist the rain
or
Like the desert's masquerade
or
Like the desert's masquerade
Original Lyrics:
Like the deserts miss the rain
"Mississippi Cotton Pickin Delta Town" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
One does history to walk up and down
Original Lyrics:
One dusty street to walk up and down
"Mississippi Girl" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause a Mississippi girl don't shave her legs
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First South Baptist Church.
In the First South Baptist Church.
Original Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny and her auntie Bella Mortle
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny and her auntie Bella Mortle
Original Lyrics:
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an Auburn truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck.
Original Lyrics:
I oughta drive you around in an armored truck.
"Money in the Bank" by John Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
"Moneytalks" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Money talks; Beavis walks
Original Lyrics:
Money talks, B.S. walks
"Moneytalks" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Money talks; Regis walks.
Original Lyrics:
Money talks, B.S. walks.
"Moonfleet Beach" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an endorphin.
Original Lyrics:
I was an orphan boy.
"More Girls Like You" by Kip Moore
Misheard Lyrics:
So God made girls like you make guys like me
Wanna reach for the battle star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of ham
And raise a few
More girls like you.
Wanna reach for the battle star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of ham
And raise a few
More girls like you.
Original Lyrics:
So God made girls like you make guys like me
Wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of land
And raise a few
More girls like you.
Wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of land
And raise a few
More girls like you.
"More Than A Feeling" by Boston
Misheard Lyrics:
I say I'm married and walk away
Original Lyrics:
I see my Marianne walkin' away.
"More Than A Feeling" by Boston
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's really more than a feeling
Original Lyrics:
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
"More Than You'll Ever Know" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
But mine has doors of painful past as close
Original Lyrics:
But mine has doors a painful past has closed
"More Trucks Than Cars" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Water-power power lines
Original Lyrics:
Water tower, power lines
"Morning" by Jim Ed Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumblimg up my thoughts
Of evil tango bear
Of evil tango bear
Original Lyrics:
Jumbling up my thoughts
To leave them tangled there.
To leave them tangled there.
"Morning" by Jim Ed Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Sullenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you did, was she trying, trying?
Original Lyrics:
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you did.
Whoa she's cryin', cryin'!
Whoa she's cryin', cryin'!
Original Lyrics:
And if you did,
was she cryin', cryin'?
was she cryin', cryin'?
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, do you happen to be the most pitiful girl in the world?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood alone in the cold, cold sun.
I knew I lost my mornin' yawn
I knew I lost my mornin' yawn
Original Lyrics:
I stood alone in the cold, grey dawn.
I knew I lost my mornin' sun
I knew I lost my mornin' sun
"The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up this moment
Original Lyrics:
I woke up this mornin'
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a cage and hide away.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll roll on down the river to a Cajun hide-away.
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending over skipping jacks
Original Lyrics:
Bend it over skinning cats
This is an old game played by Southern children in which a small tree is bent over and ridden like a horse. It is called skinning cats.
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Bending over, skinning cats
Original Lyrics:
Bend it over, skinning cats
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink away like Tom Sawyer
or
Chick-fil-A like Tom Sawyer
Wrap around like old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing paintball with Pop Rocks
(later)
Oh play me monkey music
or
Oh play me Max & Ruby
or
Chick-fil-A like Tom Sawyer
Wrap around like old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing paintball with Pop Rocks
(later)
Oh play me monkey music
or
Oh play me Max & Ruby
Original Lyrics:
Drift away like Tom Sawyer
Ride a raft with old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing baseball with chert rocks
(later)
Oh play me mountain music
Ride a raft with old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing baseball with chert rocks
(later)
Oh play me mountain music
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' out like Rip Van Winkle
Original Lyrics:
Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' baseball with cherry drops
Original Lyrics:
Playin' baseball with chert rocks
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing baseball with charred rocks
Original Lyrics:
Playing baseball with chert rocks
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing baseball with cherry drops,
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
Original Lyrics:
Playing baseball with cherd rocks
using sawmill slats for bats
using sawmill slats for bats
"Mountain Music" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll on down the river to a kitchen hide-a-way
Original Lyrics:
Roll on down the river to a cajun hide-a-way
"Mountain Of Love" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, hopin' down on a kitty
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on a mountain, lookin down on a city
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
"Move It On Over" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Move it all over.
Original Lyrics:
Move it on over.
"Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody, move your feet and choo-choo night, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Everybody, move your feet and feel united
"Mr. Bojangles" by Jerry Jeff Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog often died
He often died
After 20 years he still breathes
He often died
After 20 years he still breathes
Original Lyrics:
His dog up and died
He up and died
After 20 years he still grieved
He up and died
After 20 years he still grieved
"Mr. Businessman" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the restaurant.
And steal it from the restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the rest of them.
And steal it from the rest of them.
"Mr. Misunderstood" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis Costello, Ray Wylie Hubbard
And think Jeff Friedl is one bad mother
And think Jeff Friedl is one bad mother
Original Lyrics:
Elvis Costello, Ray Wylie Hubbard
And think Jeff Tweedy is one bad mother
And think Jeff Tweedy is one bad mother
"Mr. Mom" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
Breakfast sticks, naps at nine
Original Lyrics:
Breakfast six, naps at nine
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
If the dog gave me the classifieds
Original Lyrics:
If the dog done ate the classifieds
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Papers melt in a Maytag dryer.
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer.
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Papers smell in a Maytag dryer.
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer.
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
People's mail in a Maytag dryer
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Peppers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door fire
Rewind Barbie for the 15th/16th/18th time
Crayons go up one door fire
Rewind Barbie for the 15th/16th/18th time
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 15th/16th/18th time
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 15th/16th/18th time
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Representing a Maytag dryer
Original Lyrics:
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
"Mr. Mom" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Bubba Gump in the baby's hair.
Original Lyrics:
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair.
Bubba Gump is a brand name for canned shrimp from Forrest Gump.
"Mrs. Steven Rudy" by Mark McGuinn
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Steve and Rudy,
all the neighborhood of beauty
all the neighborhood of beauty
Original Lyrics:
Mrs. Steven Rudy,
you're the neighborhood a-beauty
you're the neighborhood a-beauty
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux,
lonely women and baboons
lonely women and baboons
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux,
lonely women and bad booze
lonely women and bad booze
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris will do.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely women in bad boots
Original Lyrics:
Lonely women and bad booze
"Mud On The Tires" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's put a little mud on the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Let's put a little mud on the tires.
"My Baby Is American Made" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby is a sexy old maid.
Original Lyrics:
My baby is American made.
"My Baby Loves Me" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
He likes my nose and he loves my heart.
Original Lyrics:
He likes my nerve and he loves my heart.
"My Bloody Valentine" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
There was holy sin flashin' lights
The rain came down so hard that night.
The rain came down so hard that night.
Original Lyrics:
There was police and flashin' lights
The rain came down so hard that night.
The rain came down so hard that night.
"My Bucket's Got A Hole In It" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find no Pierre.
Original Lyrics:
I can't buy no beer (yeah).
"My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy" by Cledus T. Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a duck in a mall
And I'm a duck in a mall
Original Lyrics:
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a-duckin' 'em all
And I'm a-duckin' 'em all
"My Eyes Adored You" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes adored you
Though I never later had known you
My eyes adored you.
Though I never later had known you
My eyes adored you.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes adored you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you.
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you.
"My Eyes Adored You" by Frankie Valli
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes are torches.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes adored you.
"My Give A Damn's Busted" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?
Original Lyrics:
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your enabler these days?
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your enabler these days?
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
I burned up my child one day.
Original Lyrics:
I burned up my childhood days.
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
My heroes have always been coy boys
Original Lyrics:
My heroes have always been cowboys
"My Home's In Alabama" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Reagan was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Original Lyrics:
Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home.
"My List" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Under an old brass microwave is my list of things to do today.
Original Lyrics:
Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.
"My Love Goes On and On" by Chris Cagle
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if the periods are gone
Original Lyrics:
Even when the pyramids are gone
"My Maria" by B.W. Stevenson
Misheard Lyrics:
She takes my boots away
Original Lyrics:
She takes my blues away
"My Name Is" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is, my name is....Lamp Shady
Original Lyrics:
My name is, my name is...Slim Shady
"My Name Is" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you're a basement
Original Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you a basehead
"My Night to Howl" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my night for ours
Original Lyrics:
It's my night to howl
"My Town" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
Original Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
"My Town" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well they're raining in D.C.
To be found
This is my town
At the Church of Christ
Well they're raining in D.C.
To be found
This is my town
Original Lyrics:
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well there ain't an empty seat
To be found
This is my town
At the Church of Christ
Well there ain't an empty seat
To be found
This is my town
"My Town" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on a big old rusty Kaiser.
Original Lyrics:
There's a 'For-Sale' sign on a big old rusty tractor.
The kaiser was built from 1946-1955 by Kaiser Steel. It came in body styles like 8-passenger sedan, coupe, sedan, two-door sedan, and the world's first hatchback.
"My Winding Wheel" by Ryan Adams
Misheard Lyrics:
Be my wand and wings.
Original Lyrics:
Be my winding wheel.
"My Woman, My Woman, My Wife" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
A sailing dress made of gingham
Original Lyrics:
A saint in a dress made of gingham
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